Swallow Your Ego with Rickey Velez | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 38
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Rickey Velez this week! Rickey is on promoting his new HBO special that comes out OCT 23rd on HBO. Rickey was nearly nude on the cover of his HBO special and it's triggered Chris to feel FAT FAT FAT! Shout out Seth Myers! Rickey brings diversity to the podcast and vents about young kids roasting him on the Staten Island Ferry. The boys watch the latest video North Korea dropped. What really happens over there?! Rickey tells us how it is to hang out with Machine Gun Kelly. Machine Gun Kelly is always down for a fight, don't test MGK! People need to stop attacking Dave Chappelle's latest special. Rickey tells a few old school Queens stories. He got robbed a few times. Rickey's family is WILD! Rickey's family stole from a funeral! Rickey addresses his anxiety and how he deals with it since becoming a father. Ti Ti Jerry joins the program and things go OFF THE RAILS PURE CHAOS!!!!
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I'M COMING TO YOUR CITY BABES!!!!
CHRISDCOMEDY.COM FOR TIX
DONT MISS THIS CHAOS IN YOUR HOME TOWN!!!
SAVE D Pimp at ALL COST!!!!!!
I’d love to come see ya in AZ!!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SHOW IN WAUKEGAN, ILLINOIS!
YASSS THATS FACTS
The way Violet just sits there, gazing into the abyss, unaware of what the hell is about to go down around her....then a little sigh 😊🥺
I came to the conclusion the other day that babies are just tripping balls. Think about it. Lol
@@BradVicious yoooooo you right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rickey- “I’m a liberal”
Chris-“GAYYY”
Dead ☠️ 😂😭
Chris is more left than he pretends to be
i cant believe Ricky is a liberal.
@@valuedCustomer2929 I know.
What time?
THE MOST GORGEOUS BABY IVE EVER SEEN. S/O VINNY’S GENES
BEAUTIFUL BABY!!!!!!
First time I didn’t fast forward the ads, I was waiting for the baby to do something chaotic!!!!
He really is gorgeous! His baby is cute too. Vinny is a lucky gal
S/o vinnys ex for letting chris raise his baby 🤣😂🤣
She looks just like Delilah! Beautiful girls... I hope Violet is just as wild as Little D.
Homeless Pimp's laugh makes the world go 'round! Its great! 😂🤣
I absolutely lost it when Titi Jerry threw the football at Chrissy. His expression and reaction reminded me of when Marsha from the Brady Bunch got hit in the nose with a football. 😂😂😂😂🏈👃🏻
Violet is one of the ABSOLUTE CUTEST babies I’ve ever seen. So endearing to see you holding your baby, Babe. 🥰🥰
The kid looks frank and beans as hell but go off
Holy shit. Chrissy was on one during those ad reads lmao. Literally the only podcast where I don’t skip through the ads. Yasss
Him and Tim Dillon ads 😂😂
Great when he called us all homos lol, classic
Who else "awwwwed" all over that Baby Chaos promo?
💝
Awwe the babbbby
Totally did haha
How could you not? Violette is a little Gerber baby. 😂
I did the baby voice for sure lol
Huge squeal from me!!
Nothing says Staten island quite like a dusty gray background with an old green pool cover scattered with leaves, a POWER WASHER and plastic chairs. Perfect color tones 😂😂
With the Hulk Hogan VS Andre the Giant shirt on! So perfect!!
Denton gets it
Pimp has the best background laugh in the game!! Prove me wrong!
hes good but the booth guys at YMH are the GOATS do
Toby McMuffin on Are You Garbage
#PiMPyLOLz! 😂 😎
Lol I literally just commented about his laugh before I saw this one. Its great!
Don't let the doubleass Jab takeaway ya laugh, Pimpysaurus!! 😍🎯👁️🍉
CHRISSY FOOTBALL HEAD YASSSSSS
Chrissy zips it to the tip, yaaaaas!
Chrissy NFL'S 0
Junior football 1
It’s the Great pumpkin Chrissy Brown
I think Chrissy likes the little shorts! 🤔
Believe all scientists and doctors.
"The Tuskegee Study of Untreated Syphilis in the Negro Male was an ethically abusive study conducted between 1932 and 1972 by the United States Public Health Service and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on a group of nearly 400 African Americans with syphilis."
Rickey was hugging the left side of the couch when Titi came he was so intimidated lmao its great
“Why u gotta get me the poster when you’re right here?!” Ahhhh 🤣🤣🤣 I love Titi!!!
Literally read this when titi said it
I can’t get over Violent, she’s the cutest!!!! 🥺💖💖 also love the Puerto Rico jacket!! 😍🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 WEPA
Lol I start to dislike anyone who brings up whatergun Kelly 🤣🤣🤣
Dude is genuinely a terrible human and you don’t need to even know him.
Homeless pimp: “do whatever the fuck you want I don’t give a shit.” 😂😂😂
Chrissy and Titi always brighten my day and puts a smile on my face. You guys keep spreading the positive vibes!
YOUR LITTLE BABY IS THE CUUUUTEST!!!! 🥺💖 No wonder you're so happy, look at what you guys created! She's absolutely beautiful.
Baby Violet will be like: I was born from the chaos, you just adapted to it. One of my favorite episodes!!
This is why we love chrissy chaos. He’s not afraid to poke fun of any topic where this guy steers clear of anything because it’ll offend someone somewhere. Sorry buddy but that’s why you’ll never have the following of Chrissy Conspiracy BABYYYY
Titi throwing the football at Chrissy 😂😂😂😂😂 she really lights up the room! Love her energy always
This is my favorite episode we've filmed so far LOL CHAOS BABES!!! Shout out to Rickey!!!!
You're my favorite, Babe. Shout out corduroy
Booooooo
Def one of the best imo too! Titi at the end was the cherry on top 🍒 (tho she would prob rather be on the bottom)
I sold a corduroy shirt the other day and immediately thought about you pimpy. 💛
outside this key being misinformed about the vaccine, someone needs to send him a rogan clip and tell me how he can trust science
"You're goin to Halloween as Jon Secada" I'm 😂
Is that little Donald? 😂
BABY DT 🤣🤣🤣
Dude, those ad reads were adorable af.. perfect way to keep people from skipping through them😸
Violet SAVED the ad reads! Chrissy is chaos alone with ad reads, u need Sally boi/Pimpy/Vinnie to help your ADHD through it, clearly, focused and succinctly babe! Or else, the Sponsors are lost b xx
Move over Gerber baby, Chrissy and Vinnie’s baby is in town!!
Chrissy took the football to the dome like a champ!!lol!!
Love all the laughs you provide...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it comes from ignorance!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is afraid of the Chrissy jokes is this Chaos or Sally Jesse Rafeal
💯💯💯
Chrissy getting decked in the face like Marsha Brady😂
Chaos babe, I’m here for IT!
"I feel like a fkn mermaid" 😅 TiTi's 1 liners all need t-shirts please!
Chrissy taking balls to the face!
Best podcast ever!! 😉
Ricky sweating hardcore from the booster
Lmao yo I thought the same exact thing when he said he had the booster.
Never trust a man that wears a raincoat indoors
This guy is so woke. He is so scared of offending anyone. No squeaks allowed
“Ignorance isn’t evil” well what about arrogance? He’s got plenty. 😂
In his defence he is a “sneaky-white”Puerto Rican cisgender person.
🙌🙌
He's very limp wristed for sure
Ricky is definitely a chode. One of the worst guests. This person does not belong on this show. Get some balls 🏈 dude.
Babys face says it all .. " do you see the shit I have to deal with ?" 😐 staring directly into the camera
DUDE YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. EVEN YOUR BUFFY COMMERCIAL. THE BABY IS ADORABLE. I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN PHILLY.
Am I the only one that legit can’t stand Ricky ? I feel like he’s so “woke” to please everyone just to make himself more likeable so that people like him as much as he likes himself. I can’t. I love you tho babe and omg Violette is literally an angel.
He honestly seams like a fucking grease ball lol. Definitely one of those dude who'd make fun of you just to seam cool.
We do it from Hell-OR WE DON'T DO IT!!! IT'S WHAT IT ISSS!!!🤣🔥
Nothing tougher than choreographing a fight to make yourself look tough. 😆
This guy didn't seem very down with the Chaos lol. *Small joke barely controversial".
Rickey: "Nooo man, idk. Idk. Damn"
Ricky is the kinda guy that is helping to fuel all this silly cancel culture.. when your scared to talk about shit it gives the cancel clowns more power
@Maxwell Holbrook that's crazy. I love it when Vins on the podcast, there's something about the chemistry between her and Chrissy that makes those parts of the episodes even more enjoyable.
He is not likeable.
Snoozer for sure
He liked Seth Meyers and has taken 3 vaccine shots at 30 years old. That's all you needed to know.
"Ignorance doesn't mean evil." Lmao 🤣 that was funny coming from a sickly frail guy who's shaking and sweating through the whole podcast. He looks like he's dying.
>Ricky being relieved that he has options when it comes to prison gangs
Hey Babes! Tuesday is right now with my dose of Chrissy Chaos! Love ya! ❤️ Your baby is Adorable 💕😇💕
ILY BABE
Babes with babi is the cutest thing I've seen in awhile! She looks so much like Chrissy! Babi Chaos!
Violet is gorgeous….baby looks like her daddy
Omg your little baby is so adorable 😍. Thanks for the laughs
27:33 “people were his props” 😂😂
My fav podcast 🙌🏻 Well Hey babe too LOL
"Oh man it's going to be tough getting out of this house "what a quote lol
Don’t matter who the guest is their always amazed by the chaos lmaoo. That’s why it’s the Chrissy chaos show baby!!!!
His commercials while holding his child are the best!
That baby is from the mountains of caucas. Baby got a whole 720 credit score AT THIS MOMENT.
WILDDDD!!!!!
Baby chaos!! We love you so much violet! 💕
Chris can’t wait to see you for this super secret February 5 New York thing you keep hinting at!!
This EP had me laughing so hard I came😭😭
VIOLET IS SO BEAUTIFUL!! Vinny has some strong genes.. all your kids look like her! Lol
Maybe they’re not Chrissys kids
@@malcolmshane3039 is shane your real dad
I’ve been drinking a bunch of beer but u know I always back it up w a salad for my boy pimpy!
Fuck yeah babe!!!
Add a show in San Diego babe
From now on we call him “Chrissy Footballs”
ive been staring at Rickys haircut the whole time... on point
BUDDY WEARS A MASK IN HIS OWN HOUSE
No doubt Chrissy that is your baby. So ccuuuuttteeeee!!!!
Vinny got Chrissy rockin the PR flag jacket 🤣🤣🤣 WEPA!
👨👧👧First of all before watching the pod, let me say that is one sweet angelic little girl you have! You and Vinny make beautiful children! you! Love the podcast btw! Sending best wishes from Auckland, New Zealand.
GeT ThE VaCciNe
This guy calling other people ignorant, and then he openly admits that he doesn't watch any news or know what TF is going on in the zeitgeist
Have Pete on the pod!!!!!!!!!!
53:15
Best ad read ever
I HAVE THAT SAME PRESSURE WASHER! Jazz knows her stuff. Electric pressure washer from Amazon, works great. Lol
Chris getting hit with a football was the best 😂
That Zac amico reference at 14:00 HAHAHAHAHAAA
THIS EPP HAS GOT ME TURNT!
ALL ABOARD THE CHAOS TRAIN!
February 5th is the day I’ve been waiting for FINALLLLLLY
That is the funniest shirt for the cast. You're a comedian all around. Mad respect dude
I LITERALLY cried laughing at football face 🤣🤣🤣
Holding the baby in the Puerto Rican flag jacket is priceless 😄
Baby Violette is so cute! 😍 God bless her.
Chrissy Chaos always swallows
His ego
I cant wait for chris's new special " Jazzy's new kitchen " Love you brother :)
Stick Shift Transmission Gang. Tito Jerry yassssss.
1:16:39 TiTi is so goddamn funny 😂 “I don’t know, we was all gay” 🤣
OH MY GOD SHE IS THE CUTEST!!!! My ovaries just exploded, I'll be billing you ❤
And, Our balls just blew! (S/O Sal "Beez Blown Off!" Vulcano😄)
💡 Atch, maybe these comments are not appropriate... 😌
-I'm just doing the male anatomical equivalent of your comment, with the added hey babe reference, was all! God bless.
@@JPatelLive thank you for that!!! I just told my wife like last week “how disgusting is it when women talk about their ovaries when they see a baby?”. Be like me saying “oh my god that baby is so cute, by balls need to be drained asap”. It’s fucking gross, stop doing it.
@@5cent27 true! My point was didn't feel right for me to write what I did. Yet y'all thought I meant to her. Both aren't really loving. 😌
🙏🏾 *-It's about truly wanting to co facilitate the future of mankind in a loving, attentive, conscious, caring and truly able way,*
- *not just, _"oh, she's so cute, my reproductive organs exploded!"_ 😄
-modern day kids talk is so OTT/physical! Lol 🙄
#BeyondThePhysical
One's a temporary, passing whim, the other, what we need as a human race, IF you wanna be truly real! 😉 ❤️
Hahaha popped Chrissy right in the forehead. That made my whole day.
57:00 welcome to the chaos, Ricky!! 😂
“I feel like a fucking mermaid.” Amazing.
Rickey's look after the hey uncle do i know you hahahahaha
We not ready for north Korea, even kim was like holy shit these guys are crazy
when chrissy said “zac amico?” lmaoooooooo
Time this dude said he loved Dr Fauci and got third booster shot, we all knew. #snowflakesaintforchaos
Every ep, WITHOUT FAIL, Chrissy shows us why the show is called Chrissy Chaos 😂
Oh my goodness I was not ready for the baby immediately 😭 adorable!
Red is your colour Chrissy 😍 You and Jasmine have the CUTEST baba too Awwww🥰
Awww she is so adorable!!! 🥰😍
Pimps laugh 😍 love you guys!!
This is the best Titi episode ever!! Holy SHIT CHAOS
this was an INCREDIBLE episode! and Violet is the cutest 😍
That intro changed his name to Chrisy cuddles
YASSSSS
No puedo! 😆 He has a jacket with the Puertorican flag 🇵🇷❤️❤️❤️ Has Chrissy ever visited Puerto Rico?
Chris podcast has become one of my fav after Bad Friends and Tim Dillion
Monday's is both Bad Friends AND #TasteBudsPod!
Dude, SAME! Chrissy is the fucking best. I've been really into King & The Sting lately. Tim is a legend and D'elia is back and I love it. Oh, and let's not forget 2 Bears One Cave.
A truly chaotic episode is only comparable to Tim Dillon
Chrissy Cute Kids with the adorable lil' Babe! 😘💗
Pure Chaos! I expect nothing less
Love the spit up on the Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 jacket with the BABI - shot out infant reflux ! (Going through the same with my 4mo old) 🤣