Bertcast # 463 - Chris Distefano, Yannis Pappas & ME
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- Опубликовано: 6 май 2021
- Today I sit down with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas. We talk about why they stopped doing History Hyenas, WWI, Japan, Greeks, Partying, and much more!
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Bert out here bringing my two divorced dads together again. Thanks 🙏 🌈 💜
Bert the marriage counselor
17:55 love it babyyyy
Couldn’t have said it better cuzzo
@gri22ly100 what's the problem? I'm not seeing 1
@gri22ly100 he’s filming a movie in Serbia doofus, everyone should be glad he is still putting out FREE CONTENT
Make no mistake, only history hyenas can get me to listen to Bert for this long.
🎯
100 percent
Harsh but fair
He too smart for you?
real talk
Yanni and Chrissy literally created their own language I'll love them forever.
Love a British Leroy
i usually am against mimicking podcasters but i unintentionally find myself speaking like them bc it never fails to make me smile cuzzo
History Hyenas was the best podcast. Wish it would come back so bad!!!
Bert scooped us on the History of Hyenas! -PD
all hail bobby the instigator slept king
Stole ur plan
@@yoshifyification isn't that guy Steebee Weebees brother?
Chris AND Yannis?? This has gotta be the BEST Bertcast!!! *edit* I hope Chris can find Scotty Karate one day.. I'm sure he has passed on, but that would be a great Bertcast
‘Hey Bert’ (only true fans get this) History Hyenas was gold
Wassup scrabble fingers
This podcast is 3 months old by the way right when they ended hyenas.
Ok,I thought this was recent.Thanks for the info!
Yeah they talked about the ice storm in Austin like it just happened. I do not know why Bert holds onto his content
@gri22ly100 I'm pretty sure it's because he's filming a movie right now
I’m going to pretend like I didn’t read this comment
@@sughandi9829 yeah exactly, he didn’t just hold onto it for the hell of it, he’s probably got a handful saved up right now , while he’s out robing trains for cheese and bread in Serbia!
My Grandfather dropped out of high school, lied about his age and enlisted in the Army Air Corps to fight in WWII. He went to boot camp, came home on leave for a few days but went AWOL for an extra few days to marry my Grandmother, who was also still in high school, because he didn't think he was coming back. He flew over 80 missions as a Turret Gunner and was even shot down once. But he came home, finished high school, and the rest is history. That was my Pittsburgh Papa. They don't make them like that anymore.
worked for a vietnam vet with a similar story. dude got shot out of a chopper twice. ulcers from agent orange. came home and took care of his friends wife who died next to him in the gunner. crazy story.
If you don’t think Chrissy is looking over his shoulder because he is afraid of his girlfriend committing domestic violence, you got another thing coming
love the IUD hat bert.
Every time Bert says "obsessed with history," take a drink.
Don't do it while you're on your treadmill, only Bert can do that.
He actually doesn't know what the word obsessed means
I started listening for it at 19:00 and was gifted many-a-time!
This is actually the final episode of the History Hyenas!!! Miss you Guys!
this.
This is from Feb 2021 since they're talking about the Texas freeze. Great pod, hoping they get together after Yanni came clean about Hyenas on Tigerbelly. Shout out Smithtown Whatta!!
Omg a history hyenas episode in disguise!!!!! I love this so much!!!! HISTORY HYENAS IS THE ONLY SHOW EVER WORTH $25/month!!!! DAMN I MISS IT SO MUCH
BERT! Please make this happen! History Hyenas has an unreleased Tim Dillion episode :) make the call, we gotta hear it
It’s a career-ruiner of an episode and the boys do need their future. Timmy D mentioned it on one of his own podcast episodes and said they just went too hard on some fellow comedians and it just wouldn’t be a good look for anyone. Hyenas teased it like crazy but it’s never coming out.
They will release it as an NFT when they can make enough money to say fuck the industry :D
Bert: "I'm obsessed with history"
Also Bert: doesn't know the difference between George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush
Bert might be the most uninformed person on the planet
Burt is a fraud maine. He is a mega liar 🤥 n everything he says is lies! He even can’t help it to say I swear this is true. Millions annnnnnd MILLIONSof times. He is a liar not a party guy. Stanhope! That’s a party guy!’
@@Thesecretsquirrel. you’d be surprised how many comedians lie. It’s about putting on a show. You’ll hear them all explain it too. Sometimes the original story is boring, so they lie and embellish to make good comedy, ingrates lol
Bert is the fuckin goat. He deserves all his success he put in the grind. It’s fucking comedy who cares if it’s true as long as it’s funny. You fucking Nancies. I have a minor in world history and I forget which bush was which btw. They are not very memorable people.
TOGETHER? Bert out here being the great equalizer. Legend
Was this filmed before or after the breakup is the real question.
Just after, they mentioned it like a week after the breakup. Bert took like 2 and a half months to put this out
Bert truly the bringing together everyone
I think you're using "the great equalizer" wrong.
Bert has really got marketing locked up, gotta give it up to the guy
My grandfather was a "traveling salesman" after he returned from WW2. Found out about his 2nd family when they showed up to his funeral. No shit, second wife 3 kids 8 grandkids.
Brooooooooo the fucking 50s -80s was just a huge fucking party
Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?!
You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be.
Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
When my grandfather's gig was up, he pretend divorced my grandmother, changed the spelling of his last name, and remarried. Old school players played a different game.
@@AgendaInMind that's fantastic, but what does that have to do with my comment? Why did you reply to me and not just leave a comment on the video?
@Sara Mill ok that's neeto, but why reply to my comment with that? What does it have to do with anything I commented?
Still sad. They easily had the best podcast in my opinion, besides what is now Tuesdays with Stories for me. Despite business, I don't understand how you could end that chemistry.
should have released this sooner. but its sill good.
Should have been released the day after it happened, you know they needed a time to edit out some shit when they got too WILD!
Some episodes should be expedited
I miss Yannis and Chrissy chemistry. Bert always rocking the best hats.
Brett does have some kick ass hats. Fly as hell.
@@kyleb8596 I gotta step my game up like Brent!
As a man that takes his hat game seriously Bert does it right
It's funny that the best thing about a comedian is his cool hats. Because he isn't funny.
@@bangUwitApickle I'm sure you're a real laugh riot 😑😑
If only they were in a studio together then this would have been the perfect podcast, still a beast of a podcast tho.
This almost made me shed a tear. Great to see the boys back together.
Only took 3 months to deliver this EP!
Seriously. I’ve been checking every damn week
It probably has a good reason. And btw. We get these podcasts for FREE so don`t act like a spoiled child.
So people can’t bank episodes for future use when they know they are gonna be gone for a while?
@@eltoro969 I actually pay for all their patreons. Which is why I knew this episode was recorded in February. Because they discussed it on their $25 / month tier.
@@zackgragg4140 I knew because they mentioned that Texas is frozen. Yanni P's IG story alerted me to it today.
This is the combo I've been waiting for the past few days. Love yall.
Thank you Bert for doing this. These guys together helped me through this last almost 2 years of craziness
Bert was just so devastated that his favourite podcast ended...he doesn't know what Ladder 14 or Wei Zhong Xian means...he thought they were serious.
Laddah 14 is back baby!
You woke up the boys, nows its lunch time and you get the bento box
BERT came in CLUTCH with this!!!!
Yanni is wild! Here are clips from his podcast
Ty Bert! Great one!
Finally, Chrissie admitted it. He cancelled Hyenas to do the podcast with Sal. He said he was joking but he ain’t.
At least we can hear the you're mispronouncing it joke 1000 more times 😷
Yanis said the reason they disbanded on Flagrant already. Sal is the new partner, yes, but the reason Hyenas disbanded was because Chris was no longer willing and able due to his TV show contracts to go hard in the paint with offensive shit while Yannis is principally opposed, unwilling and unable to work and be happy with what he's doing if he has to censor himself and hold back, so it was just an amicable, but unavoidable split. Chris probably made the financially more viable decision for himself and his family, but it just wasn't going to work for Yannis.
Chris explains things on tiger belly
But the only reason the podcast ended was due to their business methods being too different for long-term compatibility;
Yannis puts it all in one basket, and Chris spreads himself thin... nothing new for either, but a natural tension was inevitable.
Like, they've both given enough details by now that it wasn't anything nefarious. They managed to end things before real issues arose to the point they can still interact comfortably together, albeit awkward as online meetings are wont to be. But honestly, Chris wh*ring himself out to any-and-all podcasts/sponsors is an old joke y'all are taking too seriously lol
@@amellowblue bro they all dropped the maggots bomb I just think they ended it and that's that
this duo will go down in history. so so sad HH is over. let's pray to Larry that one day HH is resurrected!
Love you all guys! That was a great pod!
🤣 Chrissy's face when Vinny walked by and Bert's talking about how to have an affair.
1:03:36 You can actually pinpoint the second when our hearts ripped in half.
So much better when they are together.
Love these guys! Thanks Bart!!!
Thank you for bringing my two dads back together Bert.
Thank you for making this happen 🥸 Viva la maquina
God, i miss these two ff’s together. Had a quick flashback of wepa watching this. Rip HH
First bert cast ive listened to in about a year
Make nooooooo mistake, the funniest moment had to be when Chrissy no more toots mentioned Gal Gadot, then Vinny walked in the frame and he looked to the side
Thank you Bert!!! YAAAASSSSS
“Thought you meant scrub daddy’s” 😂😂😂👍🏼
If anyone was gonna bring them back for their first appearance... It was gonna be the Bertie boy
It’s 3 months old
@@Doorito_ they still haven't made an appearance together since they split up. This is the first one
@@PodcastWhore21 this is old bruh berts been saving em up.
@@PodcastWhore21 sadly this is from months ago when they first split, but yannis did mention meeting with chirs when he was on ymh.
@@PodcastWhore21 cope more .. yikes
Nice to see the boys together
Crack me open and clean me out
Great to see the boys back together
Bert, u weren't lying this Zoom is banging !!! Great podcast
Great episode 👏
Man I just wanna hear the old history hyenas theme song. At the begging. Those tutes got me through the paranoia of early covid.
Thank god you ff are back.
This was awesome.
“Now you’re getting a bento box”, oh shit man!! 😂😂😂
Crissy talking about how is Ok to cheat in France and then you see Jasmin passing through and the realization in his face that he is fucked hahahahha Pure Gold!
This podcast is WILD and officially
ON NEOWTICEEE!!!
Yannis and Chris are so good together
Get The TuesGays on Bert!
Make no mistake Bert's the GOAT for this. Thanks big guy 💜
This was a great pod! 10/10
What a pleasant surprise to find this in my feed. Love and miss my Hyenas.
How long ago did u tape this 🤔 thanks bert its good to see them together even if it is old
I needed thissssss
27:42 classic line from the Pearl Harbor Hyena Episode
Hey Bert check out Bloody Ridge and Beyond
A World War II Marine's Memoir of Edson's Raiders in the Pacific.
It's amazing and the audiobook is free on Amazon Prime
Holy shit, well done!
Make no mistake this is the pod of the year
I am glad someone got them together when they were in LA
This gotta be at least 2 months old
Feel like I been waiting for months for this
Chrissy D really misses Yannis and he is trying to hide it. Noone can convince me other wise.
This was recorded way before History Hyenas ended
@@calebh101 no it wasn't . They even talk about the fact that they no longer do HH
Was this recorded in February? That’s when the Texas snow storm was they mentioned
Yes.
So they were still friendly with each other lol.
I think they had recorded their last podcast episode by this point. They just uploaded it later. I don't think anything drastic has happened after that.
*Bert Kreischer is WILD! I ep 195 - History Hyenas*
About the cross thing, it happens in every single place in Greece to bless the waters. People dive to get the cross in freezing cold.
3 comedians in my top ten, YAAAAAAAAAAS
More history on this one than any HH podcast ever. #Teamlongdaysalldays
Gotta watch twice
Fantastic
Good get Bart awesome trio here yassss
I'm convinced that whenever Bert says that he's been "obsessed with history" that he only means the book Flyboys which he didn't even read but listened to on audio.
Hahahahaha hilarious. It’s the only book or “history” he talks about 😂😂😂
@@mcmuffin7941 idk if he even gives credit to Bill Burr for recommending that book. Bill was talking about it on the MMPC and then talked about it on the BillBert Podcast but Bert kinda acts like he picked it up out of curiosity himself. Lol.
Here we goooo
miss this era of pods
You know its the good stuff when a hour feels like twenty minutes.
Can we get a once a year HH episode? We know the boys love each other.
Ohhhhh shiiiitttt this pod is gonna be wild cuz
we faithful fans are really about to get a ton of 3-6 month-old podcasts dumped on our stupid heads . . .
& we’re gonna click & watch
I really struggle listening to outdated podcasts. I straight up can't listen to backlogs when I get into a new show unless it's something like Last Podcast on the Left or shows where the current state of the world is hardly mentioned at all. One podcasts I head was recorded on January 7th and it was released in late March.. the entire episode was about the Capitol Building riot.
Want more cooking with Bert and love the new podcast!!!
Chrissy d is like a little kid every time he says a joke, he just rocks back and forth into the laptop with a kid grin like, “ohhh ooh ohh!”
Not here for Burt? Chrissy and yanni together will always have my heart 💜
Bowling Green, Kentucky is maybe the greatest city in all the country. Well thanks for listening folks!
No aspect of what Gina Carano said was anti Semitic. The comparison of Nazis using propaganda to get neighbors to turn on the jews to what Democrats are trying to do to conservatives today is pretty spot on.
She was spot on
Derrrrrp
Lmao Berfs raycon ad saying "he listens while he falls asleep" sounds a lot like Montag's wife in Fahrenheit 451
I like how Chris’s clock is stuck at 12 for an hour
RIP history hyenas! Truly a great fucking show!!! Solid content
Lmao when Vinny comes in right after Chrissie says he’d break off Gal Gadot
I think berts still feeling the effects of the molly while doing the reads lol
46:20 oooh Yannis -- Theofania... gotcha there man! 1st week of January in the fkinc cold!
All good
Thank you very much!👏🔥🙏🤟❤️✝️
We need them to reunite!
"Yeah I Gotta make a living Gianna" lmaoo