Bertcast # 281 - Shane Torres & ME
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- I sit down in the mancave with comedian Shane Torres and we talk about my stand up special, buying a gun, comedy, Guy Fieri, motivational speakers, my ability to find things, and much more!
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I went to middle school with Shane. What’s funny is he and I played basketball on a 6’ basket in my driveway. He kept dunking on me and pounding his chest while he was wearing my Charles Barkley jersey.
The segment where you guys were talking about guns was really eye opening. For many reasons. First if you don't have enough self control to be confident you wouldn't just snap and start shooting people... Please never even look at a firearm. Second, me personally, and I'm pretty sure most gun owners go to the range for the same reason a soccer player kicks the same ball into the same net all afternoon. It's muscle memory. It's practice. It's to become proficient with a dangerous tool. If you guys have that much anxiety around guns, how do you drive? Way more people are prone to road rage, and driving is far more dangerous than shooting targets. Before someone comes at me like "why does anybody need a gun anyways?" Its the same as anything you have that's a just in case item. Like jumper cables, a spare tire, a hammer, or measuring tape, a condom, ibuprophen etc. It's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. When someone breaks into your house at 3 in the morning and decides to take, or hurt you, or your family, would you really prefer to just be compliant, or would you rather stop that situation from happening? I respect peoples opinions on most all things, but don't just assume people who own firearms are dumb, macho, ego plants. Most of us are just looking at history, crime, and are very resposible.
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Shane is a great comedian. His timing is rock solid.
Hahaha this guy got so salty during Bert's luck/raffle tirade. More episodes with Shane for sure!! New comic to look up.
Was front row at your special and it was the best night of my life! Lol
Shane: were you guys filming something?
Bert: no we were shooting something for comedy central
Bert , i love you ya idiot
Bert is the kind of dad/husband I want to be.
Saw Shane live in New Orleans, his standup is so good I couldn’t believe he wasn’t on more podcasts. I bet the special will breakout once it’s released.
Great podcast with good ol' Sampler Platter #AFE
Yay! Saw him open for Duncan Trussell, hilarious!
I've got a drinking game. Every time Bert says "This guy's a ______. I'm not shitting on him." take a shot
Jack Daniels every time they say LIKE take a shot. You would die of alcohol poisoning in 10 mins.
I am so disappointed in how few views this has. This is possibly one of my favorite podcasts of all time. This was awesome and made my day!
Saw you both in DC a few years back. One of the best shows I’ve ever seen.
greattttt podcastt luckiest guy 😂
Love Shane
Berts yoga pants game is strong
Thanks, chiguerre
Fantastic interview, one of your best Bert! Thanks for bringing Shane to my consciousness, awesome.
What a great podcast. Who was the guy sitting in the chair?
Shane is one of the sweetest and funniest dudes I met in comedy....I miss Portland
Why is the intro so loud compared to the rest of the podcast? Take it down about 10-15% imo. : x Maybe it's just me, but god damn that intro is always jarring as fuck.
I love the intro. Without the intro I never would have given the podcast a full listen. Bert is awesome but the music sets the scene. Ari's podcast has awesome music but probably isn't kosher with copyright. Bert's music works
So you are complaining about a ten second portion of a 3 and 3 quarter hour podcast? Maybe keep the volume low until the talking starts?
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You're seriously complaining about the volume that you can control? How about YOU turn the volume down.
Surprising how stupid some of these responses are.
I'm not complaining. I'm just making a suggestion that the intro music is WAY louder than the actual podcast. Pretty simple stuff...
Good thing he picked up those guns for the new special
Im Bert, your Bert, Shes Bert, Hes Bert We are all Bert.
Really enjoyed this podcast
shane looks like he was in the wwe lol
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Rugare Jeche good call haha
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Jesus Bert, give me some of that luck lol
went back to watch this after seeing shane torres open for bert @foxwoods
2 Bears need to go in the
1Cave #2Bears1Cave
Cummings comedy summed up - "this joke is called garbage"
Hahaha this guy got so salty during Bert's luck/raffle tirade
Shane is one of my favorite local comedian.
in kentucky/tennesse/wv etc you can get a gun without an I.Dcfor $200 at the flea markets (I know it's not technically legal but they also aren't arresting anyone.)
i lost my mind at those raffle stories lol
I knew I should’ve stuck with the audio only version.
More episodes with Shane for sure!! New comic to look up
love this guy! great pod
BERT!
When does that start?
The lack of gun knowledge here is proof why you should learn about firearms and firearm safety.....
Looks like Bam Margera when he gets sober.
I also like how you guys talked shit about how long Joe's podcasts are and this is 3+ hour podcast. Great podcast but it's just funny
Genius
How about people tune out when they are not entertained.it doesn't have anything to do with disagreeing on the subject,just not entertained by guest fumbling through gun issues when he has no idea about guns.simple as that.not entertained.its not a knock on bert,love the guy.
Family Guy was definitely the "funny" guy go to when i was growing up
Let him do the bit man
That guy looks 100% east LA Mexican to me but doesn’t see it himself. Human perception is a funny thing.
How many times will Shane interrupt bert to say something completely not funny
Loving the content bart, but I swear you are the only dude over 6ft that sits Indian style religiously!!
like totally.
You beat jre time today.
Tell us on the mic ...who it was.
Couldn't like listen to this to long...there were like wayyyy to many likes...
Luck isn't real (send me some luck and prove me wrong Bert! haha) but it seems our feelings about luck can affect the way we act. (it's not so different than god, if you think about it, just replace the word "luck" with the word "god" in that first sentence)
I'm glad Bert believes in luck, because it's much more fun that way. Those stories are great, and they never would have turned out that way if Bert didn't believe he was the luckiest guy in the world, or even just the raffle king.
The fact that Bert is actually the hyperbole champ is the icing on the lucky cake...
"Say you love me more than your children!.... IS THIS YOUR RING?!?!?!" hahaha
I used to enjoy Owen, but I just can't follow him anymore. That guy is losing it.
And I totally agree with the whole Ace Ventura thing. I had the same issue with Austin Powers. I loved the movies, but I was soon ready to deck the next guy who said "Get in mah belly!"
I dont think he's losing it, but you can obviously tell that he gets frustrated, and rightly so, in my opinion. He's more conservative and gets censored a lot on social media. It's not a matter of THAT he is censored, but that social media clearly has a left wing bias.
I think he understands the ideology behind the left (today's left) better than Bert, and that's why he's trying to push specific buttons.
Owen is spiraling. He thinks people don't like his jokes because they are easily offended, but they just aren't good jokes. He also doesn't seem to have enough self awareness to correct his behavior.
sbcurley Bro, Owen still knows that you totally respect his honesty, bro, and how brave he is to voice opinions that are actually facts because he believes them.
I can't tell if that's sarcastic or not. I'm assuming it is.
sbcurley Yeah, I was being sarcastic.
alright I figure its just always hard to tell over the internet
"Correct his behavior". This is why he does what he does. He doesnt apologize and he shouldnt. He wont bow down to SJWs and they hate it.
I just recently learned about Shane from his appearance on Conan. Dude is fucking hilarious, cant wait to hear more from him.
Bert! How do I find that audio of the Hartford Connecticut show?! It sounds hilarious! Link? Thanks
My issue with Dane was that the first special was hilarious but the next 3 specials/records were basically the same material and after hearing it so many times it just got old. His act got stale for me
Mike Gast, Jr he was big in high school for me and I saw the family guy episode where they lampooned him about how he just yells everything. A week later I try his stand-up on Netflix and I just thought "this sucks."
SHANE TORRES IS HILARIOUS.
LIKE I really love your podcasts and LIKE just about everything you do! But LIKE dear god how many fucking times did you both say LIKE!!!! I couldn’t even finish the podcast. I got only 30 mins into it and was LIKE ok. LIKE I’m gonna hop on over to Rogan or Joey Diaz podcast for this week. I’ll try to relisten to this episode again maybe. LIKE Its like you had LIKE Tourette’s and you both made each other’s ticks worse. Lol anyway LIKE I love you so much Bert and I’ll always be a fan.
sup bert man
Really crying? At a gun range lmao. Come on it's just a gun
😂😂😂😂😂
Bert can you answer this for me? Why is it that dogs Pee and then Poo and why humans poo and then Pee
Ian Calhoun I pee then I poo tho
NickMaddox0 here’s another question. How come we can pee without having to poo yet we cannot poo without having to pee
Damn and now Alec Baldwin 1:02:50
Shane Torres seems really cool. I'd love to hear him speak. Has Bert started taking stimulants?
No up in Iowa Ii
Bert! Come back to Tampa soon and do a live show with Mike Calta! Now!
Put on some shoes, Bert. Or at the very least, some freaking socks.
Why does everyone care so much about his feet? Just keep the page scrolled down dude.
Bert Bert Bert Bert Bert. I’m not gay
so bert is shock he can just buy a gun? ok. Its not like hes a felon why is every one surprised by shit like this? He really shouldnt be talking about ''common sense'' in reference to guns when he knows so little.
Maybe Bert doesn't mind being interrupted by a friend, but it's really irritating to listen to.
Let Bert finish his thought! He isn't trying to play "Guess The End Of My Sentence"
THANK YOU! So annoying.
Big fan Bert. But not a fan of this particular lefty, the irrational left wing gun argument is too much.
Agreed, I love the comedy aspect of the podcast. Whenever Bert gets into any serious shit the podcast takes a nosedive.
Let me guess you are a Dump supporter - I mean Trump supporter
I Forged By Hammerhead 3 hours and 44 minutes and that's your takeaway?
I only made it through the first hour.
Well they talked about it for a large chunk of the podcast and and the guy talked about it like a pompous d-bag while simultaneously knowing absolutely 0 facts about guns.
Awesome guest and way to start building resentment in your daughter Bert. A lot of parents are more willing to call there kids weird than attempt to have a better understanding of them
Dane cook fell off because he's done the same act since 2001.
Shane's chairclooks uncomfortable as fuck
Is this the heavy breathing podcast?
Oof III III III III III III i
2008 ruined dance cook? Thanks Obama
You have to work at your craft
No
Bert is So Racist
Sure love your show,usually.........this guy bags on guns yet knows absolutely nothing about guns...sad.im out.
can't handle listening to anything that disagrees with your ideology? That's a big part of what is wrong in this country. People can't tolerate opposing opinions. "waaaaahhhh, you had someone on your show I disagree with, I'm not watching anymore"
No, I cant listen to people spout outright lies about a topic they obviously know nothing about on a platform that reaches thousands of people.