Completely OFF The Rails! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 24

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

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  • @ChrissyChaosClips
    @ChrissyChaosClips 3 года назад +159

    IM NO SLEEP CHRISSY 🙌 LOVE MY NEW B-A-B-I BUT SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT VINNY AND HER BREASTS. SHOUT OUT THAT MILK AND COWSPIRACIESSSSS

    • @elraborx3333
      @elraborx3333 3 года назад +5

      When is vinnie gonna breast feed baby Donald on da patreon??!?👀

    • @jessicabecktol8239
      @jessicabecktol8239 3 года назад +1

      I mean, can you blame her?

    • @TroyButtsoupBarnes42
      @TroyButtsoupBarnes42 3 года назад

      I don’t think I’ve ever heard pimp laugh like that, I loved it. Chrissy and pimp forever

    • @leonardorodriguez9919
      @leonardorodriguez9919 3 года назад

      My son is 7 months today and man Chrissy pooopeeee I have some much baby equipment at my house its insane a bouncer, stroller, high chair. Swing,walker, crib, playpen,a rotating bouncing chair thing with toys fml

    • @leonardorodriguez9919
      @leonardorodriguez9919 3 года назад

      Oh and I have my son alone pops is useful over here

  • @truerambler
    @truerambler 3 года назад +90

    The close up to Chrissy when titi was talking about Cosby was gold 😂

  • @adamzaki6232
    @adamzaki6232 3 года назад +74

    The past few episodes have made me consider gloving up with my girl. I can still go raw with my boys though YAS

  • @fulcrumandmedulla
    @fulcrumandmedulla 3 года назад +31

    The people on this video hitting dislike are just jealous they aren't LACTATING HEY BABE!!!!!!!

  • @georgethomas5417
    @georgethomas5417 3 года назад +18

    Chrissy gunna check his daughters potential bfs piece to see if it’s big enough for his daughter. What a dad

  • @mollousha
    @mollousha 3 года назад +50

    YAAAAS HAPPY TUESDAY BABES JUST CRUSHED AN INTERVIEW AND IM FEELIN FOG!!!!!!

  • @eden2esthar
    @eden2esthar 3 года назад +61

    Make no mistake
    Backyard barn wars will win a Grammy , an Oscar and a blockbuster best on screen kiss award

  • @simmsFitness
    @simmsFitness 3 года назад +35

    Chrissy's outfit is still in LA🤣🤣💙

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 3 года назад +38

    *Has Tampa Tony hung out with TITI Jerry yet? Can that please be an episode! That's definitely a gold mine.*

    • @chanellbunger7611
      @chanellbunger7611 3 года назад +3

      I’d definitely join the Patreon for that.

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 3 года назад +2

      @@chanellbunger7611 absolutely. I feel like it would have to be on there because wild things will be said

  • @chrispoindexter2281
    @chrispoindexter2281 3 года назад +24

    I think Chrissy needs to get a portrait tattoo of his kids and Vinnie on the left quarantitty, and a portrait of TT Jerry on the right one. 🤣

    • @cancondorsfly
      @cancondorsfly 3 года назад +3

      Swap them so Titi is over his heart ♥️

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead 3 года назад +15

    Heading to the gym scrolling for new pods and this FINALLY drops. Get to be in the FOG at the gym like I truly deserve to be 💁🏻‍♂️

  • @bkid3
    @bkid3 3 года назад +33

    You're in the fog?! I got a law test in 10 min and im watching you my guy. It IS what it IS

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  3 года назад +12

      BABE I GOT YOU GURL

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  3 года назад +9

      YAAAS THANKS BUBBAS GOOD LUCK

    • @rupexo
      @rupexo 3 года назад

      how did the test go babe?

    • @b0ssatr0n91
      @b0ssatr0n91 2 года назад

      @@rupexo LET ME TELL YA...IT DIDNT GO GREAT!!!

  • @lilypowder1
    @lilypowder1 3 года назад +5

    Titi Nooooooo! Cosby was drugging those ladies 😭

  • @jakegill5740
    @jakegill5740 3 года назад +3

    When the camera moved at about 4:30 in after chrissy was talking shit about Vinny, I was sure chrissy was about to no longer be with us hahaha 😂 🤣

  • @jennygagne9099
    @jennygagne9099 2 года назад +1

    Okay but the poop story and the fam just like laughing is very wholesome and all I’ve ever hoped for

  • @SGVZISME
    @SGVZISME 3 года назад +6

    Legit spit my drink out when he said that cow farts blow holes in the ozone layer.

  • @aardeng
    @aardeng 3 года назад +8

    Yo Chrissy! You are useful, Momma needs your support more everyday

  • @marissahaide5555
    @marissahaide5555 3 года назад +6

    Titi Jerry has some HOT takes this episode lol

  • @obie3351
    @obie3351 3 года назад +9

    "for a bit, I'll do whatever" - HP 2021

  • @seanmcconkey3412
    @seanmcconkey3412 3 года назад +2

    Nick Cannon A.K.A "The Womb Raider" haha

  • @coryspann5774
    @coryspann5774 3 года назад +2

    over the past few days i have discovered chrissy on podcasts and he is already in my top 5 comedians right now.

  • @MVLongboarding
    @MVLongboarding 3 года назад +15

    no anxiety tuesday or laws of power? this is driving my anxiety crazy ..

  • @alnm322
    @alnm322 3 года назад +5

    The lactation thing is so real. I can hear a baby cry that isn't mine and start leaking.

  • @jasminerivera470
    @jasminerivera470 3 года назад +5

    I’ve been saying to myself that I would like to go back to church too!!! I’m catholic as well and been feeling guilty lately about it

    • @deweyrice8573
      @deweyrice8573 3 года назад +5

      Go because you want to, not because you feel guilty

  • @beccapatrizio3185
    @beccapatrizio3185 3 года назад +7

    Nothing is more dad than saying “on the youtube”

  • @loosefer3712
    @loosefer3712 3 года назад +3

    My grandma had proclien dolls and they were up on a shelf where my TV was as a child and I saw them blink and sometimes move and eventually snapped and was like "GET THEM OUT OF MY ROOM THEYRE SCARY"

  • @Theorist9
    @Theorist9 3 года назад +2

    I LOVE the smell of a newborn baby! It's hard to describe, but so wholesome

  • @jakegill5740
    @jakegill5740 3 года назад +6

    Titi needs a solid 5 to 10 mins on every non guest episode! I mean you only have so many power of laws or whatever tf left chrissy lol 😆 🤣

  • @jamhorne
    @jamhorne 3 года назад +3

    I love how this episode got so chaotic, Chris leveled out 😂😂

  • @Sergeant666
    @Sergeant666 3 года назад +5

    Real talk! That Saratoga "no presh" pack is sooooooo good! Butterscotch pb is my favorite. I destroyed them both in 2 days

  • @MrAhuraMazda
    @MrAhuraMazda 3 года назад +2

    "No relation to Sigmund and Freud" lmao

  • @HeebyJeebly
    @HeebyJeebly 3 года назад

    Omg Delilah's voice when she asked to play :'( So Cute

  • @irizarry0203
    @irizarry0203 3 года назад +1

    Man I love this podcast, it gets better and better every episode!
    TITI Jerry let Chrissy CHaos smash!

  • @roxymartinez1775
    @roxymartinez1775 2 года назад +1

    I always thought patreons weren’t all that worth it but imma give you all my money now

  • @johnfenuccio1687
    @johnfenuccio1687 3 года назад +38

    We desperately need a “legitimately/literally” counter on Chrissy

  • @gordonfreeman1700
    @gordonfreeman1700 3 года назад +1

    Chrissy's face after "Don't worry About it" ....Pure Gold this Couple

  • @ayydubs987
    @ayydubs987 3 года назад +2

    i just saw this video talking about how sometimes during difficult childbirth babies can pull their muscles or get tight & sore muscles from all of the movement. so, if you give them little massages on their neck & back it'll loosen the pressure to make them more comfortable & they can potentially sleep better! maybe the b-a-b-i-i's little muscles are all out of whack & that's why she's not sleeping well

  • @yootoob8438
    @yootoob8438 3 года назад +1

    "For a bit ill do whatever" is why i love pimp

  • @yootoob8438
    @yootoob8438 3 года назад +1

    I have a one hours and 3 minutes before I have to leave for work it was worth it love you boys and congrats on the show and the new babii

  • @solucky5
    @solucky5 3 года назад +3

    YASSS... FOG time !!

  • @tconnor7201
    @tconnor7201 3 года назад

    YASSSSS BACKYARD BAR WARS IS DOPE AF. Watching ep.2

  • @maxreynoso1597
    @maxreynoso1597 2 года назад

    CHRISSY CHAOS FOR LIFE 💯

  • @caroline2978
    @caroline2978 3 года назад

    "For a bit I'd do whatever" Good answer, Pimp

  • @RE-om1up
    @RE-om1up 3 года назад

    Please go on to where my mom's at and talk with Tina da da.. that would be absolute🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Thank you so much for sharing your talent! I love everything you do! The best for you and your lovely family!

  • @balletstud5
    @balletstud5 3 года назад +1

    I live in Alberta. British Columbia is literally a blink away.

  • @MrJbold25
    @MrJbold25 2 года назад

    “For a bit I’d do whatever.” I’m With Pimp 2024

  • @OPAIK
    @OPAIK 3 года назад

    The no shitting for a month after breastfeeding is not even close to the truth lmaooo.

  • @RE-om1up
    @RE-om1up 3 года назад

    Also x2... your girl was the best part of this whole thing

  • @jacckkss25
    @jacckkss25 3 года назад +1

    The only off the rails is our foot daddy. Stay in ur lane. With peace and love.

    • @sl5993
      @sl5993 3 года назад

      hahahahahahhahahah not a foot solider

  • @vdlsvg1821
    @vdlsvg1821 3 года назад +1

    Hey where my "Covy Wovy" why did u say COVID

  • @KEAD3400
    @KEAD3400 3 года назад +14

    Baby gorgeous I finally got a chance to see BBW last night it was the funniest shit I’ve seen on TV in a long time. I even went piong when you kissed that guy 😍

  • @seandawson5899
    @seandawson5899 3 года назад +1

    Chrissy 100k subscribers, what a mover

  • @jessicabecktol8239
    @jessicabecktol8239 3 года назад +10

    CC: With who?
    Vinny: Don't worry about it
    *Slow zoom in on Chrissy while he contemplates all of the things*
    😂😂😂

  • @mione134
    @mione134 3 года назад

    Chrissy Catholics baby!!! Same though. I'm Catholic too. I haven't been since before the pandemic. I just don't want to be around people at the moment cause I have a general anxiety disorder. But I do miss it. Whenever I go I feel better. I forget sometimes how I love it.

  • @JayDays.
    @JayDays. 3 года назад

    "Chrissy Cakes" reminded me of the Janitor from Ted 2, "Fresh Cakes".

  • @Scoopswift
    @Scoopswift 3 года назад

    Lookin like a sleepy little cute babe

  • @x7DAREBEAR7x
    @x7DAREBEAR7x 3 года назад +2

    BC and Alberta are right beside each other BTW….the more you know 🥴

  • @PapaJosh111
    @PapaJosh111 3 года назад +1

    Ooooh young poooohpeeeeey, makin makin farts in the oooooh ooooh eeeeeeehk

  • @rambo6796
    @rambo6796 3 года назад +7

    Vinny plz dont go. The podcast is better when u r with us .

    • @TimothyMcVay
      @TimothyMcVay 2 года назад

      That's gross dude ... That broad adds nothing but garbage

  • @cj32pull2
    @cj32pull2 3 года назад

    45:37 amazing question & incredible answer 😂 💀

  • @matthewnovak9995
    @matthewnovak9995 3 года назад +2

    Chrissy can't fucking wait til foxwoods show got them right when came out, dude keep grinding man ur awesome and podcasts and yours are great

  • @therising1
    @therising1 3 года назад +1

    Chrissy Contraptions knows his way around a nursery! Make no mistake, he'll express you and set up your pack n play no prob, babe!

  • @thomajuice2161
    @thomajuice2161 3 года назад

    When he told Jazmin to say the shahada I was waiting for a chancla to fly lmfao

  • @gabfolgado
    @gabfolgado 3 года назад

    We have to appreciate TiTi's honesty

  • @christiannapanzera8478
    @christiannapanzera8478 3 года назад +1

    Please come to south west Florida 🙏

  • @SAGE_ASENTHIAN
    @SAGE_ASENTHIAN 3 года назад +2

    The video of cosby doing that, was before he was imprisoned. Someone flashed him the day before, so he was doing that as joke and looking in the bushes.

  • @truerambler
    @truerambler 3 года назад +3

    Love being in the fog! Just call me foggy 😶‍🌫️

  • @SerDunk
    @SerDunk 3 года назад +3

    OMG YAAAS!!!! Whoops, I just came a lil

  • @orangesporanges9949
    @orangesporanges9949 3 года назад

    Chris, the fit is everything! You’re Chrissy Couture! 💜💜💜

  • @david.chilin
    @david.chilin 3 года назад +2

    Titi said “rapers” not “rapists” 😂😂😂😂

  • @drewkolanz3650
    @drewkolanz3650 3 года назад +12

    Who needs a therapist when we have CHRISSY CHAOS BABAYY!!!

  • @frankrambo1157
    @frankrambo1157 3 года назад +7

    What's Chrissy doing with these shirts? Doesn't he know his pops is still kickin?

  • @radavisss0420
    @radavisss0420 3 года назад

    NEW CHRISSY CHAOS ON MY BIRTHDAY YESSSSSS BABE!!! 🥳🥳🥳

  • @kevinl3254
    @kevinl3254 3 года назад

    Make no mistake I have no bar but Chrissy Chaos can have a war in my backyard any day!!!!

  • @crdoubleis5319
    @crdoubleis5319 3 года назад

    See u on the 24th babe!!! I’m amped!!!!

  • @dennisbone3784
    @dennisbone3784 3 года назад

    My guy Fog man. Congrats on the baby and good luck with that sleep.

  • @Pinkricaan
    @Pinkricaan 3 года назад

    Bill Cosby used to do that little step and pose on his show

  • @mq6389
    @mq6389 3 года назад +1

    54:00 oh you blushin Chrissy

  • @lukechangala6165
    @lukechangala6165 3 года назад

    holy shit... i dont back this idea but: the cos runs for president with titi as his vp

  • @18Callahan
    @18Callahan 3 года назад +1

    It sounds like baby has gas. Congratulations 🎉💝

  • @jeremyw6246
    @jeremyw6246 3 года назад +2

    Yo Chrissy!! Big shout out babe, since I know you're reading this. #BBW is fire babe. You make that shit, make sure truTV knows they got a fucking hit on their hands. Thursday nights jokers and BBW= FOR THE BABES!!!

  • @richvasquez4922
    @richvasquez4922 3 года назад

    Those Ezekiel bread English muffs are legit the cinnamon raisin one slap

  • @JoshSDshot
    @JoshSDshot 3 года назад

    Love you Chrissy next time you come to Wisconsin I'll be there babe!

  • @vi0letrei
    @vi0letrei 3 года назад +1

    As a mom of a 5 month old this episode is exactly what it looks like if you peeked into my brain lately lmao

  • @michaelbutton9923
    @michaelbutton9923 3 года назад

    Chrissy cow milk take is hilarious if you just think of tens of thousands of women all hooked up to a milking machine 😂🤣

  • @Thisismydesign92
    @Thisismydesign92 3 года назад

    Jesus makes the baby that way 😂😂

  • @Kegan1993
    @Kegan1993 Год назад

    Inshahuallah Chrissy will be a mussie dawg.

  • @PaigeAlaura
    @PaigeAlaura 3 года назад +2

    Your goal for your girls is similar to mine for my boys lol gay, two disposable incomes and no knocking up girls in high school 😂

  • @TheKaramenko
    @TheKaramenko 3 года назад

    Chrissy Canada 🇨🇦 Those 2 provinces, British Columbia and Alberta are side by side to one another 🇨🇦

  • @simmsFitness
    @simmsFitness 3 года назад +1

    I love that Chrissy is so great at geography but knows nothing about Canada 🤣🤣 BC and Alberta are literally right next to each other 🤣

  • @MrDannyd9
    @MrDannyd9 3 года назад

    Ti ti Jerry is the best!

  • @dawgmuffin
    @dawgmuffin 3 года назад

    Wait til Chris hears about the punishment for apostacy!

  • @samhuff999
    @samhuff999 3 года назад

    Barnyard bar wars was dope!

  • @jgoldfisher
    @jgoldfisher 3 года назад

    Dude! No better smell on earth than a new baby! I though i was going crazy from sleep deprivation! But nope, just amazing baby smell. Shes 5 and still smells amazing!!!!

  • @dvn3878
    @dvn3878 3 года назад +6

    Sat down with my lunch, clicked on this podcast just to hear about baby shit lmao

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ 3 года назад

    8 min in and we got Chrissy Child Piece Checker!

  • @Daze702
    @Daze702 3 года назад

    She's a piece. Hahaha hey 😹😹😹

  • @mackenziekane6291
    @mackenziekane6291 3 года назад

    AYYY congrats on the new babe, babe!!

  • @bigChrisWithAtinyPeice
    @bigChrisWithAtinyPeice 3 года назад

    I crushed my hands and slid the handcuffs off

  • @adammarchand1162
    @adammarchand1162 3 года назад

    Latina Colostrum: 50% Tequila