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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • From series 11, Deliver all the plates to Alex. You may only travel by scooter, bicycle or hoverboard when transporting plates. Every plate you drop will add 20 minutes to your time.
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    In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
    Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

Комментарии • 261

  • @anthonyperkins7005
    @anthonyperkins7005 2 года назад +3915

    Mike moved so slowly on that hoverboard that the seasons changed.

    • @albro666
      @albro666 2 года назад +27

      Mate… the earth has already been swallowed by the sun

    • @ericaschner3283
      @ericaschner3283 2 года назад +22

      But that music made it epic

    • @francistarkenton545
      @francistarkenton545 2 года назад

      Ha!

    • @anhvu6824
      @anhvu6824 2 года назад +4

      Nah just typical British weather

    • @gir5o1
      @gir5o1 Год назад +3

      Continental drift shifted Britain a whole meter by the time Allen got those plates.

  • @thegamingbro123
    @thegamingbro123 2 года назад +4055

    The tension as Mike Wozniak carries all the plates in his steady hoverboard adventure will never fail to make me laugh everytime

    • @super_7710
      @super_7710 2 года назад +74

      They had the perfect music for it.

    • @opo2597
      @opo2597 2 года назад +22

      I don't think 'steady' is a word i'd use to describe it.

    • @ThanenJ
      @ThanenJ Год назад +1

      @seandowney6216
      It looked like an old wool sock.

    • @marymintz9147
      @marymintz9147 Год назад +1

      @@ThanenJ His mother-in-law makes all his ties.

    • @tylerweirtube
      @tylerweirtube 4 месяца назад +1

      9:18 - “oh hello” cracks me up every time. 😂😂😂

  • @itisallaboutmeew3024
    @itisallaboutmeew3024 2 года назад +1790

    Mike Wozniak on the hoverboard is one of the most underrated moments on Taskmaster. Tick tock, total crush o’clock.

    • @tobiaskraus
      @tobiaskraus 2 года назад +8

      Believe it or not, I even bought this scene as a sticker for my Laptop. From Red Bubble, I think :-)

    • @acolytetojippity
      @acolytetojippity 2 года назад +10

      "mush mush mush. muuuush!"

    • @lotuseater7247
      @lotuseater7247 Год назад

      mmmm hello

  • @mayonnnnnaise
    @mayonnnnnaise 2 года назад +1559

    I love when I think, Ah, this guy is a genius, only to be proven wrong IMMEDIATELY by the person's execution of their idea. The dude who wrapped them in the tablecloth nearly had it.

    • @Ariplaygames
      @Ariplaygames 2 года назад +117

      I mean I do think is a good idea if executed propertly, he just didnt wrap it well enough. I personally feel like I would have put all the plates in it, wrapped it really tight and with a double knot, and then hold both end on my hands as I ride on the bike

    • @mayonnnnnaise
      @mayonnnnnaise 2 года назад +60

      @@Ariplaygames He just needed to turn it into a bag and toss it over his shoulder like Lee did. Also, I think Lee should have been penalized for breaking two plates, that should have been the risk reward of asking if he could juggle

    • @darkpuppetlordful
      @darkpuppetlordful 2 года назад +86

      @@mayonnnnnaise nah time stopped when all 18, in the sack, hit the table.

    • @ellekay4758
      @ellekay4758 2 года назад +6

      ‘the dude’ 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @mayonnnnnaise
      @mayonnnnnaise 2 года назад +50

      @@ellekay4758 i don't always catch people's names. what's wrong with dude? I'm a dude, you're a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes.

  • @tbz1551
    @tbz1551 2 года назад +822

    2:16 Knowing Lee, and by his initial reply “yea”… you know he instantly had 10 quick witted jokes about Greg’s dead friend and decided against all of them. A true pro 😂👌🏻

    • @billyeveryteen7328
      @billyeveryteen7328 2 года назад +172

      You can see the gears in his head turning as he formulates several jokes simultaneously. It's almost like watching a chess grandmaster, thinking several steps ahead of his opponent.

  • @krashd
    @krashd Год назад +288

    Mike on the hoverboard carrying 20 plates looked like the protagonist from a point-and-click adventure game half way through a puzzle.

  • @ApolloHeliosPhoebus
    @ApolloHeliosPhoebus 2 года назад +364

    Mike's absolute commitment to doing the funny thing - god he's amazing.

    • @spewter
      @spewter 2 года назад +10

      Absolute casserole.

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 2 года назад +397

    Mike's delivery was super impressive! Not only did he stack all the plates while on a hoverboard, he did it in the rain. 😲👏👏👏

    • @ApriliaRSA250
      @ApriliaRSA250 2 года назад +11

      Deserved bonus pts for completing it with the hoverboard.

    • @uqs57bju
      @uqs57bju Год назад +1

      @@ApriliaRSA250 Why? It was one of the given transportation options. If you know how to use one of those. It's by far the fastest. You shouldn't get a bonus point for that.

    • @shornoMALONEY
      @shornoMALONEY Год назад +1

      absolute legend, flexes the jankiest transport and still slays it, flicks the water off plates like an OG hahaa I wish he was my gangster dad

    • @machinedramon3532
      @machinedramon3532 5 месяцев назад

      @@uqs57bjuI think they meant figuratively.

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 2 года назад +785

    I loved this gang, but Mike has to be my favourite contestant ever, or at least in the top 5... He's just beyond excentric and witty and I love his Dickens-character style!

    • @chrisjones5411
      @chrisjones5411 2 года назад +42

      “Absolute casserole down there”
      I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

    • @SensationalBanana
      @SensationalBanana 2 года назад +9

      @@chrisjones5411 Omg yes, and his face when he dislodged it! We almost didn't make it out of that conversation alive... XD

    • @JHnat
      @JHnat 2 года назад +22

      Iain has to be the in top 5 simply because of the responses to the failed attempts. The best being:. Can't touch the bucket, did that, can't touch the sand, did that, can't leave the room, ********, might as well do that.

    • @MrOtistetrax
      @MrOtistetrax 2 года назад +9

      This was a great series. Up there with Acaster/Wang/Godliman. I get a little annoyed with Lee on this series, but Sarah’s constant fear that’s she’s somehow screwing up makes up for it. Charlotte is so freaking sweet and charming it hurts.

    • @TwoStacks217
      @TwoStacks217 2 года назад +1

      Russell Howard was the best guest for me

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 2 года назад +271

    At one point Mike looks like a highly inefficient thief having raided the kitchen section of Ikea! XD

  • @Syenthros
    @Syenthros Год назад +117

    I have no idea how a hoverboard is supposed to work. That Mike not only went for it but succeeded in respectable time is laudable.

  • @UrDomb
    @UrDomb 2 года назад +139

    The tires on that bike look ludicrously soft. I imagine it had sat folded and unloved in the back of some associate producer’s closet for years before being dragged out to be abused by 5 comedians.

    • @mg5347
      @mg5347 2 года назад +2

      With Jamali it looked like it was on the rim

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 2 года назад +12

      From the number of people I see day to day making painful journeys on bikes with flat tyres and the seat slammed, I'm beginning to think we're doomed as a species. Bikes are pretty f***ing simple to understand. I'm suspending disbelief and saying that here they planned it to make it harder for the contestants. Please make it be that.

  • @leanne7542
    @leanne7542 2 года назад +419

    Charlotte Ritchie and Mel Giedroyc will remain my favorite contestants of all time due to their infectious joy and optimism.

  • @kyqg2606
    @kyqg2606 2 года назад +307

    If a young adult ever asked me what life as an adult was like, I'd just tell them to watch this show.

    • @pretzelhunt
      @pretzelhunt 2 года назад +16

      To hold true there's fewer varied prize tasks, and the information is never *all* on the card... but alittle bit, maybe- for some adults ;)

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Год назад +6

      Pros of being an adult:
      You can eat car whenever you want
      You can have 30 chicken nuggets for dinner
      Cons of being an adult:
      You have to buy the cake
      Eating that many chicken nuggets for dinner is a bad idea and there was a reason your parents wouldn't let you as a kid

    • @VoidRAZ
      @VoidRAZ 8 дней назад

      "Does going to college put me ahead in the long run or just in debt?"
      "All the information is on the task."
      "What kind of health insurance do I need?"
      "All the information is on the task."
      "How do I do my taxes?"
      "All the information is on the task"

  • @lemmingsplat5279
    @lemmingsplat5279 2 года назад +99

    This was when Mike established himself as an S tier contestant. One of the absolute best!

  • @ItsMinoAgain
    @ItsMinoAgain 2 года назад +71

    Honestly just impressed by the pillow spinning

  • @lel1160
    @lel1160 2 года назад +37

    omg the tension watching mike, when he delivered the plates, i think i said to myself, out loud "oh that's lovely" in some sort of golf-announcer voice

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 2 года назад +48

    “I feel bold as brass in this get-up!”
    Oh, Woz, you are too pure for this world 😂😂

  • @antster1983
    @antster1983 2 года назад +241

    Charlotte: "Wheeee-he-he-he-he-heee!"
    Jamali: *_[Crash! Smash!]_*
    Lee: "I knew that would happen..."
    Mike: "I'm so soggy... I'll go and do all that. It's not your fault."
    Sarah: "I mean life's for living, right?"

  • @micahbell8533
    @micahbell8533 2 года назад +42

    Mike talking to his hoverboard to get it going was the best part of all this

  • @Missjunebugfreak
    @Missjunebugfreak 2 года назад +84

    I can't be the only one who thinks Mike looks really adorable with that helmet.

  • @illithidactivity344
    @illithidactivity344 2 года назад +91

    I can't believe no one dragged the destination table over to where the plates were.

    • @narcyz2134
      @narcyz2134 2 года назад +38

      Alex was a destination, they could ask Alex to hop on a scooter, drive to plates and give him entire stack then speed off hoping he would drop everything bcs task ended when he recieved all plates.

    • @saharahamilton728
      @saharahamilton728 2 года назад +4

      This is what I thought! Use that first 3 minutes to move the tables?

    • @maddiedoesntkno
      @maddiedoesntkno 2 года назад +13

      I can’t believe Charlotte didn’t put the whole stack down her dungarees

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Год назад

      @@saharahamilton728 they had to deliver to Mike

  • @half_chub
    @half_chub 2 года назад +104

    the most impressive thing this time had to be the pillow spin

  • @Necron00b
    @Necron00b 2 года назад +104

    Any day Mike Wozniak appears is a good day haha

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 2 года назад +10

      Tick tock, it's Woz o'clock!

  • @toastclem9232
    @toastclem9232 2 года назад +51

    when i watched this episode i literally was like. if no one uses the hoverboard i will be sad. and then mike wozniak pulled through.

  • @simis4390
    @simis4390 2 года назад +49

    Oooh! I really like this task, so glad it's a full task video. This task introduced me to how effortlessly cool Mike is, I love his performances.

  • @Tyranzor64
    @Tyranzor64 2 года назад +25

    Something about watching it absolutely piss it down on Mike as he slowly creeps along sends me every time

  • @pokefan1196
    @pokefan1196 2 года назад +27

    Fun fact! This was originally an idea taskmaster NZ came up with but didn't think was good enough.

    • @lettersnstuff
      @lettersnstuff 2 года назад +1

      guess they were wrong, huh

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 года назад

      They were too busy playing in that sewage filled pond.

  • @gunnerdown
    @gunnerdown Год назад +13

    Watching her ride the bike at 1:32 was adorable

  • @chameleonedm
    @chameleonedm 2 года назад +8

    My favourite bit about this video is how they deliver an edit to show the task, to then have the task start where the exact same shots are shown 20 seconds later. Top notch editing that

  • @narcyz2134
    @narcyz2134 2 года назад +26

    Alex was a destination, so I would ask Alex to hop on a scooter, drive to plates and give him entire stack then speed off hoping he would drop everything bcs task ended when he recieved all plates.

    • @q9968
      @q9968 2 года назад +2

      exactly. Move Alex, and possibly his wobbly table towards the plates then just pass them right along.

  • @rorarthepig
    @rorarthepig Год назад +5

    We not even gonna mention the beautiful panavia tornado in background?
    Edit: looked it up, apparently that particular tornado served in the gulf war. It was named MiG eater since they thought it had destroyed a MiG-29 (one of the most advanced Russian aircrafts at the time), but it was later noted that it was just some French plane (Mirage) parked on the ground

  • @jimlucca2528
    @jimlucca2528 2 года назад +7

    That pillow trick was such a nice extra

  • @jonnyjazzz
    @jonnyjazzz Год назад +5

    The pillow spinning was actually the most impressive feat.

  • @delossntosjrl
    @delossntosjrl 2 года назад +13

    Banging on my desk table as an applause for that man at the end. Rain, hoverboard, fell off and then back on. Bravo! Lol

  • @nilsgoliasch244
    @nilsgoliasch244 2 года назад +11

    That was a well deserved bonus point

  • @asitallfallsdown5914
    @asitallfallsdown5914 2 года назад +15

    To be fair, the pillow thing was almost as impressive as Mike not dying with the stack of wet plates on the wiggly board.

  • @Shadowmech88
    @Shadowmech88 2 года назад +5

    Sarah's hair is really stunning. It's like a lion's mane.

  • @heidiely3243
    @heidiely3243 Год назад +3

    The whole Mike tension thing at the end when he came off the board for a second. I nearly died. I was so impressed he made it with all the plates unbroken.

  • @KraXxuS
    @KraXxuS 2 года назад +6

    thank you for uploading the full task. nothing else matters

  • @1996Pinocchio
    @1996Pinocchio 2 года назад +24

    I think I would've taken the bike and drove 18 rounds without stopping, grabbing one plate at the time. Using the table cloth is a great idea tho.

  • @randyastle3301
    @randyastle3301 Год назад +4

    I’ve seen this a few times and just realized both that they only needed to ride something when carrying plates (not to get to them), AND that they could have moved Alex and his table before starting.

    • @montez.youtube
      @montez.youtube 11 месяцев назад

      I immediately thought about moving Alex to each table then handing him the plates. Surprised one person didn’t try that with the 3 minutes of prep time

  • @George.Coleman
    @George.Coleman Год назад +3

    Lee as a delivery man: "Here's your new TV, just sign here first please."
    *Hulk smashes TV into the ground*
    "Not my problem mate."

  • @allisonnovak5434
    @allisonnovak5434 10 месяцев назад +2

    Honestly, Mike should have gotten a bonus point for completing the task in the rain.

  • @Jobey_99
    @Jobey_99 2 года назад +27

    I would love to see a task with Joe Thomas and Charlotte Ritchie.
    They have such a similar vibe and IDK why

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 2 года назад +7

      They were in a show called Fresh Meat together!

  • @MrOtistetrax
    @MrOtistetrax 2 года назад +7

    For those of you that love a little Wozniak, I recommend the podcast he does with a couple friends: Three Bean Salad. Start from the beginning though. It makes precious little sense otherwise.

  • @frankhurst9665
    @frankhurst9665 Год назад +5

    The bicycle tires needed air. That's my takeaway from this episode.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 2 года назад +7

    I wish we had quality shows like this in the US

  • @jason_a_smith_gb
    @jason_a_smith_gb 2 года назад +3

    While watching Mike Wozniak move plates from A to B by hoverboard, Irritating Kid pops up. “What you’re thinking, there’s a Small Business for that!”

  • @alicekelly6558
    @alicekelly6558 Год назад +2

    A task of "who can fall asleep quickest" would actually be interesting.

  • @Purzius
    @Purzius Год назад +2

    Mike on that hoverboard is too funny

  • @gwcrispi
    @gwcrispi 28 дней назад

    I couldn't take my eyes off of the desert pink Tornado. What a plane, what a color!

  • @doomhammer3022
    @doomhammer3022 2 года назад +3

    Jamali the ultimate ring-bearer at any wedding

  • @carlosrvra
    @carlosrvra 11 месяцев назад +2

    Charlotte had overalls... the perfect plate container had she chosen to use them. At least for the big ones, as they were too big to slide down the legs.

  • @RoderickEtheria
    @RoderickEtheria Год назад +2

    3 minutes to move Alex to all the plates before time starts. And you can move Alex even after you deliver some of the plates to him.

  • @chadliu5005
    @chadliu5005 2 года назад +8

    Jamali was one step away from greatness, if he wrapped the plates in tablecloth and then walked the tablecloth over to alex (hes not touching the plates!) then that would of been way easier but way less hilarious compared to seeing the plates drop one by one haha

    • @santiv4
      @santiv4 Год назад

      he also couldve just tied it a little better/more and wouldve easily been in the lead

  • @Barboron
    @Barboron Год назад +1

    If a postman brings my package to my door and smashes it on his way uo the garden path, I wouldn't consider it as being delivered unbroken.

  • @generaldecker9971
    @generaldecker9971 2 года назад +8

    Question: Where the bike tires underinflated on purpose? They seems to be down quite a bit.

  • @bendyer4567
    @bendyer4567 2 года назад +4

    I think that’s the most anxiety I’ve ever felt watching this show

  • @jg932
    @jg932 2 года назад +19

    Jamali had the right idea...until he decided to put them on his back
    Edit: Also...Almost Lee...Almost

  • @robh7800
    @robh7800 Год назад +2

    Mike Wozniak is the man I want to be come New Years resolution time

  • @MK-ce7ry
    @MK-ce7ry 2 года назад +6

    Really love that the Jamali clip is included even though it makes no sense with this context

    • @paulcook7426
      @paulcook7426 2 года назад +1

      Top class showmanship too.

  • @spookykitty2327
    @spookykitty2327 Месяц назад

    hoverboard is the best for this task, but only with wayyy more than 3 minutes of experience

  • @bigbird2451
    @bigbird2451 2 года назад +2

    When I was a kid, I was made for this task. Easy two laps on the bike. One if pressed.

  • @sultanofsick
    @sultanofsick 11 месяцев назад

    Seeing Woz struggle to pilot that thing brought back images of Johnny Vegas standing on that wheeled rubber boat trying to propel it by wafting the air with oars in his outstretched arms, and humping the air with his hips.

  • @raeziinetwork
    @raeziinetwork Год назад +3

    Had to give a like for the pillow spin!!!

  • @placeholderblankspace
    @placeholderblankspace Год назад +1

    That was some pretty epic pillow spinning

  • @DJCube1701
    @DJCube1701 5 месяцев назад

    It's interesting that they all return to Alex at the end of the three minutes, they're probably just used to being near him when time starts. They could have started by the plates.

  • @MisterBoZiffer
    @MisterBoZiffer 2 месяца назад +1

    So the obvious answer is to move the end table and ask Alex to stand next to it, then just sit on the bike or scooter and move the plates.

  • @xoluciaxo_3721
    @xoluciaxo_3721 2 года назад +5

    He could’ve just wrapped it and then carry/hold it normally😭😭 Why wrap it around your waist omg

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 5 месяцев назад

    the pillow-spinning was impressive!

  • @MeanderBot
    @MeanderBot 7 месяцев назад

    In Charlotte's defense, at 36 years old I went roller skating for the first time in about 25 years and it was fun in a way I hadn't felt for a very long time.

  • @fayfay114
    @fayfay114 9 месяцев назад

    Ooh, that pillow spinning was so cool

  • @googleistdoof6656
    @googleistdoof6656 11 месяцев назад +1

    When they designed this show they were thinking "How do we get the most inept people together that fail at every mundane task and basic planning, that will deliver spectacular clown performances, without being too obvious? OH I KNOW! COMEDIANS!"

  • @jakobsthillert15
    @jakobsthillert15 2 года назад +1

    Surprisingly, noone tried to move Alex.

  • @bulacano3014
    @bulacano3014 Год назад

    Use scooter, push tables together, wrap plates in tablecloth, and tie in a bundle. Hold the knot on handles and walk with one foot on the scooter.

  • @anotherfool9278
    @anotherfool9278 Год назад +2

    Wrapping the plates up in the cloth was smart. But then he tied it around his waist instead of just holding it like a trash bag in one hand? Man he studied for the test but went to the wrong class. Lol
    But he does make it up with that pillow spinning skill. Lol

  • @dawndid5972
    @dawndid5972 2 года назад

    The serotonin you sold me was more than perfect

  • @truboo4268
    @truboo4268 11 месяцев назад

    "If it works it works-- Ah, it doesn't work."
    Me, when Jamali tied the tablecloth to his body and then proceeded to drop two

  • @irisout7463
    @irisout7463 Год назад +1

    I would just carry the plates by the table cloth

  • @Nurse_Sean
    @Nurse_Sean 2 года назад +2

    Love it - this reminds me of Top Gear

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 2 года назад +1

    I can only imagine the horrendous accident if Mike had fallen over

  • @luhole
    @luhole 2 года назад +1

    I love Mike so very much.

  • @woodser1765
    @woodser1765 2 года назад

    loved the gas engine sound from an electric scooter.

  • @amonynous9041
    @amonynous9041 Год назад +1

    this episode is missing "the banana barrier" lateral thinking

  • @mscolli3
    @mscolli3 Месяц назад

    I would have tried picking up the hoverboard, ask Alex to follow me and run to table with plates, and hand him each plate. Repeat for 2nd table.

  • @sebutler1411
    @sebutler1411 Год назад

    justice for the man driving the swegway

  • @nicoh848
    @nicoh848 Год назад

    I applaud the judgment.

  • @TeamVanityVideos
    @TeamVanityVideos 2 года назад

    okay the spinning pillow shit was actually fuckin epic

  • @dudeinadoughboy4327
    @dudeinadoughboy4327 Год назад

    I've one of those hoverboard things. Mess around on it for a few minutes and you pretty much get the hang of it. They're a lot of fun to whiz around on :)

  • @devlingreener2182
    @devlingreener2182 11 месяцев назад +1

    This show is both thoroughly entertaining and the fall of civilization.

  • @yuckfou5601
    @yuckfou5601 2 года назад +8

    Did you deflated the bike tyres to make it harder? 🤣👍

  • @GlaciatedProductions
    @GlaciatedProductions Год назад

    nobody thought of of bringing Alex closer to the plates and then bringing the plates a tiny bit of distance to Alex

  • @freakshowfilmfestival3591
    @freakshowfilmfestival3591 18 дней назад

    If only Mike had a cape.

  • @SA-nx7mt
    @SA-nx7mt 2 года назад

    01:21 01:32 03:21
    I can't stop watching

  • @BlondeLeoLion
    @BlondeLeoLion Год назад

    Bro just stack the plates and wrap them up in the table cover and carry them on the bike to him.

  • @josephfoster5037
    @josephfoster5037 2 года назад

    Put all the plates in the table cloth twist the ends tie them together in a double knot wear them as a purse each side in one turn on the scooter

  • @cuberuiteendoosje2350
    @cuberuiteendoosje2350 Месяц назад

    Just move the tables with the plates on top

  • @THUNGUNS
    @THUNGUNS Год назад

    Top gear production for this show. Neat

  • @londonlady227
    @londonlady227 6 месяцев назад

    Nice Phantom in the back