Today april 28th 2021, this man, Juan Joya, aka "El risitas" (literally "little laughs") died in Sevilla, Spain, at 65 years old, from complications of a chronic disease. Rest in Peace, thank you for the laughter, you made people happy all around the world
Genius, can't stop laughing! I've seen a lot of these but this might be my new favorite! The subtitles were timed perfectly and they matched the facial expressions during the talk. Great job!
Rich, I'm not going to act like Apple is the panacea of computing, but anyone who's used their products for an extended period of time tends to like them. And they like them, not because they're brainwashed, but because... *gasp* their hardware is higher-quality than 99.9% of PCs and the operating system is fun to use *gasp*
Doom Doctor Because at least Apple has a decent operating system. Windows has been down hill since X fricken P! 7 is the newest OS that isn't a steaming pile. There is of course the fact that most modern people don't connect things to their laptops anymore. Power is about it. Maybe HDMI. Nobody uses USB unless they are stuck in 2008
I completly lost it when he said "do you want to buy a dongle?"!Our company bought about 25 of these Macbooks, and the head of IT said, they should stay with windows Laptops. The management said no, because they wanted devices that are faster. After 2 Weeks all of the users were complaining that they need adapters to connect monitors or beamers... we were dying laughing! They said we did not do our job, but we just had to show them the e-mails of the approvals! Apple has become a joke after the lost of Steve!
It must have been tough trying to rearrange the jokes so that they matched his facial expressions AND hand movements. This guy is freaking brilliant at video editing.
Apple's new tagline should be: "Introducing the New MacBook Pros... Bringing back 1995 all over again" I laughed so hard at this vid!! Whoever made it is GENIUS!! LOL
Phil Thanks to these guys, we soon live in a world where a single kind of cable is necessary. No hdmi, no vga, no dvi, no proprietary charger ports, everything USB-C. Let them buy the damn thing, wait a few months, profit...
Because the captions are not really what the guy is saying. I know Spanish, but I still had a hard time understanding him. Something about a boat and a beach and money. It was still funny :)
I used to love Apple. I would never say I was religious about them, and I certainly was never the person to buy the new thing every year, but I always felt they made solid products that were reliable and worth what you paid for. That isn't the case any more. Apple is destroying everything that made its product line great - simplicity. Apple customers are generally not the kinds of people that are going to be keen on dongles, adapters, and other mating accessories. Hell, most Apple customers probably aren't tech-savvy enough to know the difference between them. It's laughably pathetic that you can't even connect the new iPhone directly to the new MacBook Pro. How do you think it's acceptable that your own products can't directly connect to EACH OTHER? What happened to the ideal of Apple's products existing in an ecosystem? This is going to blow up in Apple's face as time goes on. The launch sales for the new MBP might be good, but this is going to bite Apple in the ass in the long run.
Even the tech-savvy pro users hate this though. We don't want a super-thin, overpriced, underpowered laptop. We want a fast laptop. And if Apple aren't going to make one anymore, we'll be forced to switch platforms.
Apple is a genius company. The world will not change without anyone initiating change. Apple has now removed the headphone jack, to make space for a bigger battery, and a better processor. They also have space for an incredibly good camera. Wireless headphones will be the future, Apple is just one step ahead of poor consumers. They had to take the step, because noone else would have done it. This is how technology progresses, and it is how it has been done countless times before.
Yeah it was the same when Apple revealed iPod touch - "who the fuck needs an iPhone that plays music and doesn't take calls?". Then everyone was laughing when Apple revealed iPad - "HAHA that's just ipod touch on steroids, who the hell needs that?". Well, several years later: ipod touch still has demand and I even owned one. Ipad is ubiquitous in the homes of different people and now businesses. Apple truly has been ahead of the game for a while and they do know what they are doing.
I agree with you except on this occasion Apple have been premature bringing in such radical changes. The vast majority of people still use plug-in headphones and prefer attaching their devices to download/upload, for example. The new MBP would be fine if we all enjoyed the kind of broadband speeds they have in Cupertino but, again, the vast majority do not. Too much too soon.
Except Apple products have never introduced anything new and for people that aren't old or stupid their products offer only less compatibility and functionality. Android phones offer more functionality with increasingly more power. PC machines have no parallel in the world of consumer computers in terms of cost and power. If your concerned about the UI, well both of the aforementioned things can boot to Apple operating systems. Apple is successful when their products offer convenience and ability. Back in the day this was the case but now they are offering high cost products with free inconvenience and low functionality. The insanely high price of their products does not even come close to what they are worth. High quality materials are now a standard so they can't put the cost on that, and they are made in China. Apple will soon go down a hill it can't climb back up if they continue to "push change(garbage) into the future".
You don't need a dongle. You can use a USB-C to Lightning cable. But yeah, you can't connect your iPhone to your new Macbook with what comes in the box. It's ridiculous.
Wireless-only is a bad answer for many people, Greg, for a hundred different reasons... even if most of them don't apply to your pattern of use. For example, photographers are hating these changes, as are a lot of others working in the arts. Wired connections have a higher level of security for certain use cases. Cloud storage is problematic for certain use cases, and presents serious security concerns. And there are plenty of people who work with large data files using compute-intensive processes and already have their data stored in ways that make Apple's new paradigm really difficult... as in, harder to get work done. Then again, you may be in luck, because it sounds like you're exactly the customer Apple is now optimizing for.
He talks about paella frying pan, he just left 20 frying pans while working in a restaurant so he put them close to the beach and when he cameback the tide was high so he couldn't find any. (that's what it's all about, crazy south spanyards from sevilla).
Apple's gonna have a single proprietary connector on their next laptop, and companies have to pay royalties to make dongles for it. Can't even charge without a dongle. DongleBook "Pro" 2016.
Oscar Tovar LMAO, spotted the apple fanboy! My god, you appletards are so incredibly stupid, it's as if you think outside of iPhone only Samsung makes phones, Bahaha... moron.
if Someone is asking about what the guy said in Spanish... he talks about a job he had cleaning paella pans in a restaurant in the beach in the south of Spain. Instead of cleaning them he tied them and left them in the sea so they would get cleaned by the water. But with the tide, the water level changed and he lost them all. It was his only job, and lasted one day.
@@TheNostalgicKitchen he's talking about a time when he was working at a restaurant in the beach, the manager told him to wash the paella pots with sea water so he tied them to a stick and let them over night to soak them. when he returned the next morning the tide had risen and lost all the pots but one.
That's because even us Apple fanboys are pissed off about this. Apple has completely lost touch with how its customers actually use their computers. Professionals don't want a super-thin, underpowered laptop with a bag of dongles. We want speed and compatibility.
Andy Brice You are one of the few Apple fans who have seenwhat most apple users don't see. I must commend you for that. If the 2016 Macbook was thinner yet more powerful, I would actually be thinking of purchasing a piece but I already know that there is no way Apple intends to do that anytime soon. So I will just buy powerful yet affordable devices. I may soon go the Xiaomi way.
Guys this is a fake video with edited captions...... The real video is about dishwashing joke..... This is the link with real video... m.ruclips.net/video/-XSC_UG5_kU/видео.html
It's not real. He's speaking about something else. It's like that scene with Hitler where people just put subtitles under it. If you understand the language you have to mute it or else it doesn't make sense.
Well, *one day*, everything *will* be wireless, that's for sure. But bluetooth technology just isn't ready yet. You still get way more information around for way less money.
It makes sense when they remove ports to replace them with something better. But this year they've started just removing ports and replacing them with nothing.
442 people had to go out and buy $25 dongles for their $2500 Apple laptop. Can you plug your brand new $1000 iPhone 7 into your brand new $2500 Apple laptop? Nope! ...You need a $25 dongle to do that!
I love how with each new Apple fuckup (like removing more and more and more ports, selling todays iphone specs in yesterdays clothes, removing basic features like connecting your fucking main source of music to billions of standartised audioequipments, increasing the price of their new basemodel laptop by over 50%) the fanboys go more and more silent. A few years ago you always had those loud Applefucked fanboys who would defend every retarded decision of their god-company with their lives. These days those voices have gone mostly silent and Apples revenue from their baseline products is going down and down. Seems like human stupidity has at least some limits...
+Joseph R Dude. Apple didn't remove the ports to move to the future. They did it to make money. They don't own USB 3.0. But they own the thunderbolt port. Hence, Every peripherals or adapter or dongle manufacturer has to pay apple for every single product they make for the thuderbolt jack. That's why they removed the headphone jack. If they wanted to push wireless they would have included wireless charging. That eventually increases the price of the peripherals for the end user too. But apple doesn't care about that. They want that sweet money. They don't give a fuck about their users as they know they are isheeps and will buy anything. Nor do they care aboht the future. just dat sweeet money.
Thanks Joseph. Apple just has 5% of the market. They always did and they always will. The only thing that's changed is that the public had a short flirtation with Apple around the time of Steve Jobs' death and now that reversed into public hate for some reason. And because 95% will always be louder than 5%, hate is all you see these days. You could ask yourself why everyone occupies themselves with a niche company that serves only 5% of the market, but then again the majority loves to diss a minority and always will. Only that for Jews and gays it is frowned upon these days, so they move to minority tech users. I wonder if there will ever be a day when the majority can just leave a minority alone.
For the past 9 years I have used Mac. A few months ago I switched back to Windows. Not because MacOS is bad, but because the price/performance is not right anymore. That being said, in the past 9 years, across 2 iMacs and 2 MacBook Pros, I had less issues than with Windows over the last 4 months - but still, I can't justify the price of the MacBooks, even if they are better.
The reason why MacBooks are so expensive is because they cut them out of solid blocks of aluminum. It's a blend of craftsmanship along with their other stuff. I'm not saying everyone should get one, just explaining why they're expensive.
CardSearcher911 While Apple does use the highest quality materials for their products, it by no means justifies the high prices. Since the 1980s Apple is known for crazy high prices. Steve Jobs always said, make it expensive, and if people buy it, you know it's not too expensive, if people don't buy it, then it's too expensive.
Go full Linux my friend - I now mainly use Kubunbu and removed Windows completely. It is definitely worth trying! Only problem is that a lot of creative software (many Adobe products, Microsoft Office) just do not work on it... But for everything there is a replacement ;-)
Arischer Junge 88 I have used Linux for many years starting from 2002 (SuSE, Ubuntu) and it's great... for a nerd like me. Still giving it a try every now and then, but reality is, that if you want to play games or need your PC/Laptop for work (actual work, where you need to be 100% compatible with your work environment), then Linux is simply out of the question. Too much hassle, hacks, workarounds are needed, simply not worth the time and energy.
There is a Dr. Suess Rhyme in here somewhere! A Fingle and Fongle a Bag full of Dongle. I do not want your dongle on a dingle and rangle on a pingle. I do not want you Dangling dongle hangling like Bangles on bongles. I Do not want you green laptop with a dongle for my fongle.
I have a macbook pro, I bought it 6 years ago, I can't be happier to have all what I need, 2 usb, the headphone port and many other ports ..and a disc driver INSIDE the computer.
The executives who removed the headphone jack and MagSafe, killed QuickTime Pro, ruined the MacPro, ignored OpenGL updates, and decided that industry standard Nvidia/CUDA GPUs shouldn't be an option for Mac users, must have despised the Think Different campaign. Or at least the targeted demographic.
Jason. Please, please don't stop. Not since Little Superstar have I laughed so damn hard... wow! Your word choice and cadence is legendary! Thank you so much for the minutes of your life that this cost. I literally pee'd my pants a little bit sitting in the Portland airport! This is the first public comment I've made on RUclips. Thank you.
Excellent! Absolutely excellent! Apple needs to get rid of Tim Cook immediately and get someone in there who will stop this "dongle-gate" insanity and other disastrous missteps Apple is making and get back to what made the company great: excellent user-friendly products that put the customer's needs at the forefront. How stupid what Apple has been doing lately, and this dongle stuff is simply insane.
Absolutely fantastic on this. Got the captions and the gestures perfect with this guy. There used to be a Glock parody that was good too but the one is better and funnier imo. I saw this being played on a large iMac inside an Apple store and half the place was cracking up.
Today april 28th 2021, this man, Juan Joya, aka "El risitas" (literally "little laughs") died in Sevilla, Spain, at 65 years old, from complications of a chronic disease.
Rest in Peace, thank you for the laughter, you made people happy all around the world
damn, i thought to check this video out of the blues, and you hit me with this. rip
holy shit, RIP old man. It sounded that way from his heavy lungs.
I love this so much.
I see that its been more than 3 years since you left this comment but I wanted to say hi to you Jerry and I appreciate your work.
Nice
omg
jerry what ur doing here!!!!!
You haven't watched the iPhone 7 video
That is more funny
omg
This is the first time in 9 years of youtube I've had to pause a video because I was laughing too much.
Same xD
I fell down from my chair
true story
9 years? RUclips is 11 years old. And this original video is surely as old.
I seriously needed to pause it when he said he was in the dongle business because I would've died of an asthma attack. NO BS
Whenever I have a bad day, I come back to this. I must have watched it 50 times. This is so freaking brilliant because so true.
get rid of the keyboard and sell that as a dongle.
I'm cracking up!
Keyboard?? You're behind the times buddy, that's already packaged with the Monitor Dongle.
Bro.. you want a dongle?
Bro, do you even dongle?... (FTFY)
They'll probably do it too
Bro..... What he just said ..... remove that headphone ports as well.....
They actually did that in iPhone 7
Dongles are the hardware equivalent to DLC for software.
I love that people now love being treated like shit
Not really.Coz DLCs are optional whereas dongles are essential.
DLCs are getting essential these days.
that's why Apple and call of duty are basically the same
yeah but in this case you need the DLCs to play parts of the original game..
and yet people still buy it... i dont understand
Stupidity is a terminal disease.
if only
*sheeple will buy it ;)
consumerism
more the '#sitting at Starbucks sipping my moccachocolatajaja venti late whipped with sprinkles on top while surfing on my Macbook'-fanboiiizz
Between 3:15 and and 3:23 I died. "YOU WANT A DONGLE?"
That was the punchline- A DONGLE xD
Doğan Kutbay this was the best part
Doğan Kutbay gave that 100 like for no reason, felt weird seing that 99
A Man Apart Update: it's 101 dalmatians now, excluding myself...
Fedora Doge not anymore muhahahhhah
Genius, can't stop laughing! I've seen a lot of these but this might be my new favorite! The subtitles were timed perfectly and they matched the facial expressions during the talk. Great job!
fsociety not really, this one was one of more poorly timed ones I've seen but still funny
Dbadaing found the Apple fanboy
You havent thought your arguement through.... Cancer has a survival rate..
Jake DaSoup Robert Jelly lol
The one about Blizzcon was also awesome, check it out if you haven't.
How about we remove the stand from the monitor, and sell you a stand dongle for $999?
ruclips.net/video/2X_poAji7OY/видео.html Risitas is here again to tell us, lmaooo
This is incredible. Best one of these I've seen. Genius.
this video works with everything
Rogue-Kid not really, if you speak Spanish kinda ruins it
Korax Never thought of that. unlucky you
Nah, 'm fine with that.
I couldn't understand the guy even if I wanted to.
Who is this guy? :-)
Arash Pakzad "El Risitas" I believe, which would be close to "laughy" in English.
Fuck,im from Spain and i only can hear the original words.
I'm from Brazil, and I can read spanish pretty well, but hearing it, another world...
YoSoyGodot yeah what's so funny
oh man link us the original video! I wanna see what he's actually talking about hahaha
Type in youtube: Risitas - Las Paelleras that is the original video with subs
GulhanG Thanks my man!
Damn it, I couldn't hear anything on my new Macbook. Need a speaker dongle.
ahihihihihihi ahihihihihi
LOL LOL
I fail to comprehend how the fuck Apple gets away with screwing their customers so much without having almost any effect on sales.
Because people are stuck in the Apple ecosystem
If you can sell $100's of billions carbonated water loaded with miserly portions of nasty corn sweeteners AKA Coke, Apple has no worries.
Rich, I'm not going to act like Apple is the panacea of computing, but anyone who's used their products for an extended period of time tends to like them. And they like them, not because they're brainwashed, but because... *gasp* their hardware is higher-quality than 99.9% of PCs and the operating system is fun to use *gasp*
I think the OS is better than Windows but now their hardware designs are driving me nuts
Doom Doctor Because at least Apple has a decent operating system. Windows has been down hill since X fricken P! 7 is the newest OS that isn't a steaming pile. There is of course the fact that most modern people don't connect things to their laptops anymore. Power is about it. Maybe HDMI. Nobody uses USB unless they are stuck in 2008
I completly lost it when he said "do you want to buy a dongle?"!Our company bought about 25 of these Macbooks, and the head of IT said, they should stay with windows Laptops. The management said no, because they wanted devices that are faster. After 2 Weeks all of the users were complaining that they need adapters to connect monitors or beamers... we were dying laughing! They said we did not do our job, but we just had to show them the e-mails of the approvals! Apple has become a joke after the lost of Steve!
AntiKoerper5
This is Steve Job's vision though.
Didn't laugh like this in a long time. This is a piece of art. The synchronization between his gestures and the text is worldclass.
It must have been tough trying to rearrange the jokes so that they matched his facial expressions AND hand movements. This guy is freaking brilliant at video editing.
It's perfect. Just perfect.
"Maybe we should get rid of the keyboard and sell that as a dongle." I died.
62 people already bought the new macbook
they just need to buy the dongles now
160 now, guess the other 98 just got their charging dongles
424 dongle fans now.
Or 490 people speak Spanish.
That guy has the most infectious laugh in the world.
This man is a fucking legend, paella or dongles, I just want to hear him laugh and let the tears flow.
We all have to admit it, Tim cook is destroying apple
Rakotoniaina Mijoro yep
This video does that job
Their profit margin would disagree.
Jase Wrangler so? It's not like their profit margins were ever small to begin with
bolo santosi
The statement is that he's destroying the company. All that matters to a company is money and it that sense Apple is doing just fine.
This is the funniest thing i watched in a long time. I'm crying :-D
Apple's new tagline should be: "Introducing the New MacBook Pros... Bringing back 1995 all over again"
I laughed so hard at this vid!! Whoever made it is GENIUS!! LOL
The funny thing is hundreds of thousands of people will still buy the damn thing.
Phil or millions
Used to be mlllions LOL
It becomes a game of who has the best collection of dongles.
red91sit
He has the limited edition, gold coated hdmi dongle.
Phil Thanks to these guys, we soon live in a world where a single kind of cable is necessary. No hdmi, no vga, no dvi, no proprietary charger ports, everything USB-C. Let them buy the damn thing, wait a few months, profit...
As an Engineer...this is hilarious AF.....R.I.P Mr Engineer (The comedian)...a fallen hero...
Even though this is fake, it is also real.
Because the captions are not really what the guy is saying. I know Spanish, but I still had a hard time understanding him. Something about a boat and a beach and money.
It was still funny :)
"It's funny because it's true"
I used to love Apple. I would never say I was religious about them, and I certainly was never the person to buy the new thing every year, but I always felt they made solid products that were reliable and worth what you paid for.
That isn't the case any more. Apple is destroying everything that made its product line great - simplicity. Apple customers are generally not the kinds of people that are going to be keen on dongles, adapters, and other mating accessories. Hell, most Apple customers probably aren't tech-savvy enough to know the difference between them.
It's laughably pathetic that you can't even connect the new iPhone directly to the new MacBook Pro. How do you think it's acceptable that your own products can't directly connect to EACH OTHER? What happened to the ideal of Apple's products existing in an ecosystem?
This is going to blow up in Apple's face as time goes on. The launch sales for the new MBP might be good, but this is going to bite Apple in the ass in the long run.
Jacob Geertsen you are brain dead
A long, LONG time ago, everyone needed to buy dongles. That was before computer industry standardization. Apple has come full circle,
Even the tech-savvy pro users hate this though. We don't want a super-thin, overpriced, underpowered laptop. We want a fast laptop. And if Apple aren't going to make one anymore, we'll be forced to switch platforms.
yes they are definitely losing their shit lately
Jacob Geertsen LOL proof that apple fanboys are 8 year olds like you
also you live in Copenhagen expect a surprise
"We have more factories making dongles than iPhones now!
Best part!
Tim Cook and his team is systematically undoing what Steve Jobs created
Apple is now the laughing stock of the world.
They are also laughing all the way to the bank, because fanbois keep throwing money at them.
Apple is a genius company. The world will not change without anyone initiating change. Apple has now removed the headphone jack, to make space for a bigger battery, and a better processor. They also have space for an incredibly good camera. Wireless headphones will be the future, Apple is just one step ahead of poor consumers. They had to take the step, because noone else would have done it. This is how technology progresses, and it is how it has been done countless times before.
Yeah it was the same when Apple revealed iPod touch - "who the fuck needs an iPhone that plays music and doesn't take calls?". Then everyone was laughing when Apple revealed iPad - "HAHA that's just ipod touch on steroids, who the hell needs that?". Well, several years later: ipod touch still has demand and I even owned one. Ipad is ubiquitous in the homes of different people and now businesses. Apple truly has been ahead of the game for a while and they do know what they are doing.
I agree with you except on this occasion Apple have been premature bringing in such radical changes. The vast majority of people still use plug-in headphones and prefer attaching their devices to download/upload, for example. The new MBP would be fine if we all enjoyed the kind of broadband speeds they have in Cupertino but, again, the vast majority do not. Too much too soon.
Except Apple products have never introduced anything new and for people that aren't old or stupid their products offer only less compatibility and functionality. Android phones offer more functionality with increasingly more power. PC machines have no parallel in the world of consumer computers in terms of cost and power. If your concerned about the UI, well both of the aforementioned things can boot to Apple operating systems. Apple is successful when their products offer convenience and ability. Back in the day this was the case but now they are offering high cost products with free inconvenience and low functionality. The insanely high price of their products does not even come close to what they are worth. High quality materials are now a standard so they can't put the cost on that, and they are made in China. Apple will soon go down a hill it can't climb back up if they continue to "push change(garbage) into the future".
You can't connect the iPhone to the new MacBook if you don't buy a dongle? Seriously?
Yup.
You don't need a dongle. You can use a USB-C to Lightning cable. But yeah, you can't connect your iPhone to your new Macbook with what comes in the box. It's ridiculous.
Meh, you don't need to connect, use wireless.
Meh, you don't need the new MacBook PROfit, use a ChromeBook or Windows laptop.
Wireless-only is a bad answer for many people, Greg, for a hundred different reasons... even if most of them don't apply to your pattern of use. For example, photographers are hating these changes, as are a lot of others working in the arts. Wired connections have a higher level of security for certain use cases. Cloud storage is problematic for certain use cases, and presents serious security concerns. And there are plenty of people who work with large data files using compute-intensive processes and already have their data stored in ways that make Apple's new paradigm really difficult... as in, harder to get work done.
Then again, you may be in luck, because it sounds like you're exactly the customer Apple is now optimizing for.
Imma big apple fan but this shit was hilarious.
And true*
This is a great rendition of the Laughing Man. The text and body language fits really well. Freakin' funny as hell.
Rest in peace risitas :(
this video have endless possibilities of translations 😂😂
So does every thing else there all connected
It's like that Hitler bunker video.
Years later and this is still the funniest video to ever hit the Internet 😂
#TimCookIsCrazyForDongles
Lets get this trending
Nawsteezy
thank you
I died. Litteraly, i DIED. This is genius as fuck!!!
And then you resurrected? What are you, Jesus or something?
I literally rofl'd when he asked "You want a dongle?" 😂😂😂😂
Man this is pure art. Good job.
Rest in peace Risitas. Your laugh will echo throughout history.
The fucking subs fit perfectly into the video, and keeping up the joke because of the dongle was amazing. Thanks for the video!
lmfao this is brilliant
What the heck are you doing here?
@@themanwithnoname412 no clue lmao
@@themanwithnoname412 fuck you
I speak spanish and don't understand the original joke...
Anyway, very funny.
It doesn't ruin it that you know what he is actually saying?
i could tell from the body language everyone just found it awkward
He talks about paella frying pan, he just left 20 frying pans while working in a restaurant so he put them close to the beach and when he cameback the tide was high so he couldn't find any. (that's what it's all about, crazy south spanyards from sevilla).
GWL i just found out this was even in spanish. I'm a native speaker and i had no idea what he was saying. How do you do it?
Omar Armas same hear man. el 80% de lo que dijo no le entendí ni un carajo.
By far the most realistic and memorable Risitas meme to date. I salute you.
Good subtitles, I'm crying with laughter
RIP Juan Borja...
May you forever laugh in peace.
OMG I'm dying! This is so perfect! Props to the creator for syncing this so well!
My car's fan belt makes that sound on cold mornings.
Best punch line was getting rid of the keyboard and needing a dongle for that!!! ROFL
TeshTube That's not a punchline. Watch. Apple is that stupid.
Apple's gonna have a single proprietary connector on their next laptop, and companies have to pay royalties to make dongles for it. Can't even charge without a dongle.
DongleBook "Pro" 2016.
Apple's become such a joke, LOL. I feel sorry for anyone still buying their garbage.
Thomas Anderson watch out with your explosive phone
Oscar Tovar LMAO, spotted the apple fanboy! My god, you appletards are so incredibly stupid, it's as if you think outside of iPhone only Samsung makes phones, Bahaha... moron.
Oscar Tovar No mention of what phone he had, yet you assumed he had an Note 7 😂 There's a ton of options to choose from in the Android market
Thomas Anderson Spotted the anti-apple boy who tries to bash "apple fanboys". Nice fallacy! I do not even own a iphone moron.
Jr Cortez No mention of what phone I had yet he assumed i was a apple fanboy, right back at you buddy.
This is the funniest video I've come across in a decade. Literally crying of laughter.
if Someone is asking about what the guy said in Spanish... he talks about a job he had cleaning paella pans in a restaurant in the beach in the south of Spain. Instead of cleaning them he tied them and left them in the sea so they would get cleaned by the water. But with the tide, the water level changed and he lost them all. It was his only job, and lasted one day.
Apple: The laughing stock of the world
Tim Cook: We have a dongle for that
They just "dongle" it out there for the world to laugh at
Bahahaha. The funniest shit I've seen in a very long time. Coughing and crying over here.
I nearly choked on my saliva...thanks to that DONGLE xD
for spanish speakers, is difficult to define to which to put the attention, the dialogue or the subtitles
edocamoro Lo tuve que ver 2 veces. Aún así habla muy raro y es difícil entender todo lo que dice.
De alguna manera se logra caer en la ilusión, jaja. Por fortuna para Latinoamerica es Español de España y cuesta entender lo que dice LOL
What does he actually say?! Hahahaha
@@TheNostalgicKitchen he's talking about a time when he was working at a restaurant in the beach, the manager told him to wash the paella pots with sea water so he tied them to a stick and let them over night to soak them. when he returned the next morning the tide had risen and lost all the pots but one.
I love this guy.
Everytime i watch it (in different forms) it makes me laugh!
Whoever you are sir, i like you! :)
Am not seeing that fanboys here. That makes it even funnier. I wonder why people still buy this apple shit. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
arnold kokonya for show off, that's what its for 😶
Yongki Siaw
Now I get it. But they show off crappy products. If only they knew.
That's because even us Apple fanboys are pissed off about this. Apple has completely lost touch with how its customers actually use their computers. Professionals don't want a super-thin, underpowered laptop with a bag of dongles. We want speed and compatibility.
Andy Brice You are one of the few Apple fans who have seenwhat most apple users don't see. I must commend you for that. If the 2016 Macbook was thinner yet more powerful, I would actually be thinking of purchasing a piece but I already know that there is no way Apple intends to do that anytime soon. So I will just buy powerful yet affordable devices. I may soon go the Xiaomi way.
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This same engineer was laughing already at their 2015 MacBooks! How the hell is he still in the company!?
It's not real. He's speaking about something else. It's like that scene with Hitler where people just put subtitles under it. If you understand the language you have to mute it or else it doesn't make sense.
kek, I have no clue if OP was serious or not, but it's hilarious either way
That joke went swoosh over you head.
He got promoted and became an executive in the secret Apple Dongle division.
He said in the previous video that he got promoted
That man should awarded LAUGHTER NOBLE PRIZE!
At first I was like, that's not what he's talking about. Then, I understood the genius that was at play here. Well played, sir. Well played
Fucking genius XD
"You can't even connect the new iPhone to this until you buy a dongle"....haha I'm done!
Best laugh ive seen in a long time!
Dongles.... HAHHAHAEHEHEHE!
Next time we will be laughing when they remove the charging port from the iPhone, cause wireless charging.
Hazary Nic the possibility of that happening is so damn high...is so funny 😂
Well, *one day*, everything *will* be wireless, that's for sure. But bluetooth technology just isn't ready yet. You still get way more information around for way less money.
It makes sense when they remove ports to replace them with something better. But this year they've started just removing ports and replacing them with nothing.
Andy Brice wrong they remove ports and replace them with different ports that don't work now. you want to dongle 😂
442 people had to go out and buy $25 dongles for their $2500 Apple laptop.
Can you plug your brand new $1000 iPhone 7 into your brand new $2500 Apple laptop? Nope! ...You need a $25 dongle to do that!
lol i watched this thinking he was really an Apple engineer made it soo much funnier 😂😂
"You like the headphone port? It's going away next."
And he was not wrong...
in terms of Apple, he was. Headphone port remained, back on the left side and now with even better DAC
R.I.P Legend
I love how with each new Apple fuckup (like removing more and more and more ports, selling todays iphone specs in yesterdays clothes, removing basic features like connecting your fucking main source of music to billions of standartised audioequipments, increasing the price of their new basemodel laptop by over 50%) the fanboys go more and more silent.
A few years ago you always had those loud Applefucked fanboys who would defend every retarded decision of their god-company with their lives.
These days those voices have gone mostly silent and Apples revenue from their baseline products is going down and down.
Seems like human stupidity has at least some limits...
+Joseph R Dude. Apple didn't remove the ports to move to the future. They did it to make money. They don't own USB 3.0. But they own the thunderbolt port. Hence, Every peripherals or adapter or dongle manufacturer has to pay apple for every single product they make for the thuderbolt jack. That's why they removed the headphone jack. If they wanted to push wireless they would have included wireless charging. That eventually increases the price of the peripherals for the end user too. But apple doesn't care about that. They want that sweet money. They don't give a fuck about their users as they know they are isheeps and will buy anything. Nor do they care aboht the future. just dat sweeet money.
+Joseph R look at jerryrigseverything's video about why apple removed the headphone jack
+Joseph R someone needs a hug.. (づ￣ ³￣)づ
Thanks Joseph. Apple just has 5% of the market. They always did and they always will. The only thing that's changed is that the public had a short flirtation with Apple around the time of Steve Jobs' death and now that reversed into public hate for some reason. And because 95% will always be louder than 5%, hate is all you see these days. You could ask yourself why everyone occupies themselves with a niche company that serves only 5% of the market, but then again the majority loves to diss a minority and always will. Only that for Jews and gays it is frowned upon these days, so they move to minority tech users. I wonder if there will ever be a day when the majority can just leave a minority alone.
Mukesh no sh!t Sherlock
For the past 9 years I have used Mac. A few months ago I switched back to Windows. Not because MacOS is bad, but because the price/performance is not right anymore. That being said, in the past 9 years, across 2 iMacs and 2 MacBook Pros, I had less issues than with Windows over the last 4 months - but still, I can't justify the price of the MacBooks, even if they are better.
Macbooks are shit man, so limited.
The reason why MacBooks are so expensive is because they cut them out of solid blocks of aluminum. It's a blend of craftsmanship along with their other stuff.
I'm not saying everyone should get one, just explaining why they're expensive.
CardSearcher911 While Apple does use the highest quality materials for their products, it by no means justifies the high prices. Since the 1980s Apple is known for crazy high prices. Steve Jobs always said, make it expensive, and if people buy it, you know it's not too expensive, if people don't buy it, then it's too expensive.
Go full Linux my friend - I now mainly use Kubunbu and removed Windows completely. It is definitely worth trying! Only problem is that a lot of creative software (many Adobe products, Microsoft Office) just do not work on it... But for everything there is a replacement ;-)
Arischer Junge 88 I have used Linux for many years starting from 2002 (SuSE, Ubuntu) and it's great... for a nerd like me. Still giving it a try every now and then, but reality is, that if you want to play games or need your PC/Laptop for work (actual work, where you need to be 100% compatible with your work environment), then Linux is simply out of the question. Too much hassle, hacks, workarounds are needed, simply not worth the time and energy.
his laugh is bloody infectious!
The memes shall keep him alive.
This is still one of my favorite on YT!
hhhhhhh funniest shit I've seen in my life. Do you want a dongle? loooool
Edo Ahmad what the duck is a dongle
Picture a dongle that dangles. Dongles are dangels that do. Do-ngel. Imagine an one of those USB adaptors but retarded.
Edit: It's like physical DLC
LMAO DONGLE
There is a Dr. Suess Rhyme in here somewhere! A Fingle and Fongle a Bag full of Dongle. I do not want your dongle on a dingle and rangle on a pingle. I do not want you Dangling dongle hangling like Bangles on bongles. I Do not want you green laptop with a dongle for my fongle.
P. Wingert Thanks for the smile, that was good. :D
Mr. Juan Borja aka El Risitas Thanks and Rest In Peace.
This is seriously one of the most funniest video's I have ever seen on youtube!
Haha, this was funny, reminds me of when apple got rid of serial ports for USB and everyone lost their shit.
Apple just released a book, a hard cover physical book that costs USD 299. we need one for this.
I have a macbook pro, I bought it 6 years ago, I can't be happier to have all what I need, 2 usb, the headphone port and many other ports ..and a disc driver INSIDE the computer.
The executives who removed the headphone jack and MagSafe, killed QuickTime Pro, ruined the MacPro, ignored OpenGL updates, and decided that industry standard Nvidia/CUDA GPUs shouldn't be an option for Mac users, must have despised the Think Different campaign. Or at least the targeted demographic.
2:35
"He's crazy"
"Dongle crazy"
I'm laughing so fucking hard.
Jason. Please, please don't stop. Not since Little Superstar have I laughed so damn hard... wow! Your word choice and cadence is legendary! Thank you so much for the minutes of your life that this cost. I literally pee'd my pants a little bit sitting in the Portland airport! This is the first public comment I've made on RUclips. Thank you.
I don't know how I found this video, but I freaking love it, subtitles came in clutch, too funny...
Rest in Peace, Internet-Legend
Quite possibly my favorite RUclips video
Excellent! Absolutely excellent! Apple needs to get rid of Tim Cook immediately and get someone in there who will stop this "dongle-gate" insanity and other disastrous missteps Apple is making and get back to what made the company great: excellent user-friendly products that put the customer's needs at the forefront. How stupid what Apple has been doing lately, and this dongle stuff is simply insane.
I hope Tim cook sees this and maybe he will make up his mind
this is probably the best parody i have seen so far
This is so incredible good! Watched it a dozen times now and still have tears in my eyes!
Mark Fischer want a dongle?
Luckily there are subtitles or you would need a dongle for the headphones.
"We have more factories making dongles than iPhones now"
Cryingg😂😂😂😂😂
You are just too much awesome dude.......i am literally rolling on the floor laughing.....
It's this video and combining subtitles- it just nearly makes my heart stop...because of a DONGLE xD
This is arguably the best "shocking interview" of the whole MacBook Pro row.
thank you for whoever put this together. I needed a good laugh
His laugh! Infectuous. Love it!
The amount of dongles is TOO DAMN HIGH!
Absolutely fantastic on this. Got the captions and the gestures perfect with this guy. There used to be a Glock parody that was good too but the one is better and funnier imo. I saw this being played on a large iMac inside an Apple store and half the place was cracking up.
you want a dongle? cracks me up XDDDD
Still the best spoof subtitling I've ever seen. Timing, content, context relative to the video - all perfect!