Very Accurate Northern England Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- I laughed so hard at this I thought I was going to explode. I'm not exaggerating in the slightest I couldn't catch my breath. Most of this video is just me losing my mind at the game.
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THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE -unspeakable horror ruins England-
England is the unspeakable horror tbf
I say we detach the North of England and make it it's own state. I'd visit.
indeed
QUEEN OF THE NORTH @@cakejumper
there actually is a party advocating for that (or just northern devolution at the very least)! the Northern Independence Party
Fun fact: The town motto translates to "Strong in arm, thick in skull"
wow the whole town is devoted to making fun of rog ,,
That fits Barnsly...yea.
Isn’t that a reference to that one Yorkshire saying
@@punkinlady1039 Yeah, they say "Barnsley born, Barnsley bred, strong in arm, thick in head" 😄
@@steveboswell lol we used to say that in Derbyshire too 😂
the milking dimension is my least favourite part of being a northener
MILK SHY NO MORE
@@cakejumper I'm now milk shy
Technically the optimal speedrun of this game is to wait patiently until the mayor is ready to see you
Yeah well a real speed run should show some of the game. So those don't count. Also Reggie's wife should learn a thing about slapping fish around winkwink.
It's after you get the spirit bubbles, the 4th time you go down the chimney and go to price shaggers to get pea soup. It's so funny.
@@peshomighty5051 that is why I said it is technically the fastest run, actual runners of the game don’t typically do this. Also Rog’s head is fucking massive
@@variumi Roger catching strays goddamn. Free my boy Rog
@@variumithere are atleast *two* with comparable or larger head sizes
Moral of the story: never do anything for your job they're not paying you for. 👍🏾
Not in the job description? Not your job!
No the moral is dont be english
A more correct moral would be: learn when to say no
@@NotLuke212Oi bruv, ca' I in'rest you in a bo'o o' wo'ah?
@@FluentMagpie I’d rather eat pure uranium
Orange bird is a reference to that time people in the UKA thought a seagull covered in curry powder was a "rare, exotic bird"
My god I'd forgotten all about that
I loved the bizarrely wholesome mico story arc with Ron, really sweet, even if his head is absolutely massive
And a massive bellend
GENUINELY it was really sweet, and it is F U C K I N G M A S S I V E
I admire your restraint not to make this video 2 hours long
I have watched five two-hour long versions already...
it was TEMPTING
Instead I just linked the VOD in the video description. Everyone wins!
@@zh84 What's with British people and making 2hour long videos!? Like first Jack then RTgames
As a British person, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate to what British culture is like from Price Shaggers to punching each other as a form of communication.
Although, there’s a lack of people carrying around knives 🤔
new stickmaster500 lore⁉
I thought punching each other was reserved for the Micks and Jocks?
Don’t forget a lack of greggs
Well none of 'em 've got a loicence for a knoife up in Barnsworth!
@@nathangamble125 Kids get shot up in American schools
I'm from the The North and I can confirm this is really accuate. Like really. Like, it's actually really bloody nice to be accurately represented in a way no other media can do.
I've been to this general area ONCE and I felt so many familiar things. Like the lady with the sausage dog. and the rat choir.
Could’ve been heavier on the dialect but aye, reyt proper northern this is
Does this include all the Eldritch horrors?
Lost it at "Family, Romance, Pit" - South Yorkshire vibes
All the essentials!
Never seen my home more accurately represented in a game before 😂
My wife could learn a thing or two…
Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two.
@Ammvnition ‘s wife could learn a thing or two
Thank goodness you're here! I've been staring at a ceiling for the last 2 hours and desperately needed something to watch!
Now just climb up onto that old satellite dish won't you?
This game is so british that you'll need a dosis of french just to balance it off
3 quarts of Irish will do just as well.
just roll around in a freshly rained-on Irish field and it resets the balance
Wait wouldn't a war happen though
Barnsley - Not quite Leeds, not quite Sheffield, but something else.
thank u fictional town of barnsley that does not at all resemble another town starting with barn
I thought we'd get to see them throw shade at Sheffield, but still a fun compilation.
Shade is thrown at so interpret it as you will!
pretty sure there’s a convo you can catch outside the butcher where someone does !
Someone in the market says: "I'd never have another man's meat in my pie, what is this? Sheffield?"
@@call_rickeyAyup, can’t remember the specifics but it roughly goes “Another man’s meat in your pie?! We’re not Sheffield!”
I can’t believe I’m watching a video made by a pigeon puncher
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I CAN EXPLAIN
took me the entire video to realise the receptionist was looking at a screen of solitaire
then playing it with real cards
Stupid...shameful fact - This game is based between two place, you can see it in the live action parts - Barsley and Cudworth. If the UK had an Alabama. It's Barnsley. XD I used to live there, and it's sadly not...awfully far from it.
Yess! They mentioned it in the credits which I thought was excellent. I hope you survived the Pie Wars in one piece!
I will say it's actually been getting a pretty decent restoration recently, though yeah I certainly wouldn't take it over Leeds or Sheffield. Wakefield, however
The English Northeast is probably most analogous to the Southern U.S., so that checks out wonderfully well
Still better than Partington imo
I love that they gave it a Far Cry esque alternate ending.
so simple, so beautiful, so stress free
Who made dont hug me I'm scared Yorkshire addition I'm reeling
RIGHT?? similar braincell energy but entirely its own new thing, it's incredible
7:05 gotta love the fact that his whole head doesn't fit in the screen, oh the devs would've been so foul if that actually happened in the game but i think it depends on the screen size
The poor lad and his big head can't catch a break 😭
this was the first stream of yours i watched and i was laughing so much my sides were hurting baad :')
Oh you got thrown DIRECTLY into the deep end
Can confirm, this is exactly what life in the north is like. Including the literal meat space and the milk fever dreams
*sigh* FINE I'll visit yorkshire
This is what happens when you go to the north. It's a hellscape. Not like our beautiful fields of southern england. Our pies are even tinier
I've had the line "you simply WOHNT get TINIER" stuck in my head for days because of tiny pies.
so southern england version of this game soon yeah?
You wouldn’t know a beautiful field if it hit you int face lad
Your reactions are priceless 😂 The voice acting in this game is sublime but Matt Berry as the gardener just cracks me up so much.
I don't know if I've ever laughed so violently on stream at something before, my god it's so so fun. Matt Berry is excellent in it too, absolutely perfect
I was waiting to see you play this!
It was so so good, my expectations were high but it completely caught me off guard with how funny it was
0:08 OMG I JUST REALISED?!?!?!?!!?
wuh oh
after watching rtgame's vid, jacksepticeye's vid, and your short teasing this, i have been on absolute _tenterhooks_ waiting for your vid to drop, and it did not disappoint!
ahhh thanks!! It's honestly so fun seeing everyone's different experiences with the game, there's so much I didn't find or experience and the playthrough was STILL jam packed
As an American, this made me change how I think what the british are like
as an Irish person, who peers across the water on occasion, this is accurate.
So made us look better then?
This is very "Dont hug me im scared" coded, and i love it
it has a VERY similar bit of surreal humour, I love it
This game has serious "Adult Swim at 2am" vibes.
it really does! just pure madness and I'm here for it
this is genuinely one of the games of all time and it's GREAT
It really really is, and I'm pretty sure I missed a TON of stuff so I'll have to go back through it in my own time!
1:02 - Dave will remember this
Dave was in a huff with me for HOURS after this
Going to England in October, wonder if I’ll find the meat dimension
let me know if you end up in the meat OR milk dimension, this will be important
Nice to see a game break Cake in a _good_ way, after Hotel Mario.
oh YEAH this was the day after the Hotel Mario stream so a very welcome laugh
"Is this what the North of England is like....?" Pretty much!
5:28 BUT AH DON' WANT TA BE A PIE
ah dont like graevy
Chicken Run game in this style would go so hard
Thank goodness this video is here!
5:29 the one true Piethumper!!!
I love your reactions to the out-of-left-field jokes that are rampant. I love this chaotic game
Seeing how badly this broke cake in places, I've gotta find time to watch the stream XD
I recommend! I linked the VOD in the video description there, it's a little handier to watch on RUclips imo
How did I miss the fever dream of a pigeonpuncher stream?
I have no idea, but now you get it CONDENSED
like soup
It's like someone woke up one morning just inexplicably, absolutely driven to create the most dystopically British thing in existence and just shoved Don't Hug Me I'm Scared and Bob & Margaret into a Cockney rhyming food processor....
If you strip out the cartoony animation and jaunty, irreverent scene pacing, it's just Chris Morris' Jam.
and it WORKED SO WELL
only 10 bob! very reasonable
a steal!
Whoever made this game is a comedic genius, easily one of the best streams to watch
It's SO GOOD, it's a crowd in Yorkshire called Coal Supper, they really outdid themselves
the receptionist playing solitaire by licking and slapping physical cards on her screen is my favorite thing
omg yes was hoping for this one, still my favorite playthough of this ive seen
ahh thanks!! it was so so fun, I still have loads I didn't even find in the game!
5:30: This is the weirdest Magic School Bus episode ever.
can confirm, this is what life in yorkshire is like
thank you yorkshire for yorkshire puds and buttery nubs
@@cakejumper happy anniversary!
This was the first stream i watched from you, glad it was the british horrors of northen England
Ohh you REALLY got thrown in the deep end, glad you enjoyed it enough to stay haha!
your reactions to this game is a national treasure I was WHEEZING the entire video
The emotional support Blahaj
Hell yea! His name is Oscar, but we call him shark for short :D
@@cakejumper That’s a great name for the silly little guy
4:09
"Mey Hasbend could lern a thin' or too from yee"
Days been made thanks cake
As someone from oop North, I can confirm that this is all true.
it's so reassuring to hear from the source!
They should make a game like this, but for upstate São Paulo
I'd play it 100%
I have been hoping you'd play this so badly! Instantly became one of my favorites-- thank you Cake! 🥰
any time!! I loved this honestly, I still must go back in my own time and see what I missed because the game is JAM PACKED with little jokes and stuff
As someone how lives in the thumbnail I go through this every day.
how do you avoid the milk floods
@@cakejumper we don’t but it’s part of our daily life’s. I remember one time I had to swim up hill both ways too and back from school during the 2018 milk floods
9:29 i'll admit, the cut was pretty well made
The only question for this channel is if you're a big pie or tiny pie channel
This is the first video i've watched so far where someone has got the stroke infomercial on their first playthrough.
On this episode; the authors barely disguised vore fetish!
As someone from america who doesn't know the differance between Northern and Southern England, I can now say that this video is my entire basis on what Northern England is.
oh I have a very fun video for you! not one of mine, but from Map Men about the North/South divide in England. It's a fun watch! ruclips.net/video/ENeCYwms-Cc/видео.html
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE
ROGER'S GOT A BIG HEAD AND HE'S A MASSIVE BELLEND
I grew up in Leeds, can confirm this game is 100% accurate
So glad to hear it from a Leed-ing expert
does that mean that the speedrunn of this game will consist of just bloody sitting there and waitin'?
Yeah, that's about what it boils down to. Completing the game in the regular way as fast as possible takes a little under an hour, so waiting in the office and running as soon as possible gives you a top time of 17:27
but you have to RUN FAST after
Found you and subbed. Glad i found someone to match the manic humor i have in my soul
You're among friends! We love a bit of harmless silly humour here, it makes the world go round!
I don't know if this game is one of the best of the year, but it's definitely one of my favorites!
Checking in from Newcastle: Can confirm. I am an old lady with a little dog, and I do let strangers pet him. LOL
That game is so good, it's like watching a cartoon you can interact with! 🥰
I love this game LMAO
nice to see cake not get tortured by the gameplay for once
all I could do was try not to break my ribs laughing omg
Tiny Tom's Tiny Pies, You simply won't get tinier!
Seeing her react to this makes everything thing 10x hilarious
@@themagicalspacepapa3109 10 bob more hilarious? 👀
@@cakejumper truly a shaggers tale
I swear, the more I played this game, the more I began to lose my mind (in a good way, I think).
I used your scream as an alarm clock to go to school. Every morning it rings, I imagine it's me screaming about being tired of working at McDonald's, and I wake up like I've slept 8 hours without interruptions, and excited to build my future day by day so that I never have to set foot in a ShitDonald's again.
been waiting for you to post this!
me too tbh! I'm so impressed with how packed the game is with pure messing, I still need to play more of it and find everything I missed
Never been to England but this game has me prepared mentally but I’m not sure it’s enough lol
Im from Salford, its just like this here and you get used to it.
As someone from Minnesota, I now believe that northern England is the British cousin to the Midwest states.
Sounds like Roger and Ron should swap places.
I'm from Barnsley and I can confirm there is a meat dimension. That's how we get our reyt good pies.
The thumbnail killed me 😂
thank you! Most of my thumbnails, this one included, are made in a mad scramble 15 mins before the video goes live. Unfortunately for my chances at being organised, it keeps working out well!
1:07 But are you a pigeon-puncher's son?
I'm only punching pigeon's till the pigeon-puncher's done
This better be Game of the year
I HOPE SO
Northern England more like Northern Ireland
I don't know what's going on but I'm loving every minute of it.
exactly how I felt the whole way through tbh, it was incredible
The expressions on Cake's face are priceless
I was just GOBSMACKED the whole time, it was stupidly funny
7:43 what Brits think will happen if they visit America (it’s true)
it's true i saw it happen when i was over there once
mini sized guy helps and saves the world
I feel disappointed we did not see Beer Vision where the locksmith proclaims he wet the bed every morning.
Here from RTGame, you're gonna love this game.
welcome in, and omg it is SO FUNNY genuinely
Be happy they call it peans,they could call it peanies
Reggie’s wife could learn a thing or two.
cakes reactions are funnier than the game
thank goodness this video is here
and Thank goodness YOU'RE here! We were just about to see who was enjoying this video (thank u)
if you go to the fish man at some point youll notice after hitting one upside down fish something odd happens (hit it multiple times)
😳
Really great game but Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two...
Im learning so much about this strange place
it's incredible, very accurate to life from what I've seen in my visits
@@cakejumperI need that train spotting book