I Can Is Chris In PSEUDOREGALIA
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Oney Plays Pseudoregalia for PC. This video of Pseudoregalia Gameplay / Walkthrough was recorded in 1080p as a "Let's Play" or LP by OneyPlays.
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Crazy how both cory and dave can play this with only one hand
One hand on the controller each. Mutual one-handing. One eye staring into each other's eye. One eye staring at the dumper
They got each others back ends
Chris would play but he's got both hands busy
When Cory is playing Dave is using his hand and when Dave plays Cory helps him in turn.
*[heavy breathing]*
*[wet slapping]*
If Cory was separated from smut content for 72 consecutive hours he'd come out of it with an engineering degree
I will say, I ran into porn at a very young age, and I think the part of my brain that was supposed to have autistically obsessed over something practical instead ended up becoming hyper fixated on sex and porn. My brain is so full of knowledge on the science of this shit that I genuinely think I could've been a very successful man by now. Oh well. You win some, you learn some.
Random Cory lies moved from Sonic to Mario now
i want a stolen NG flash game featuring Armenian Cory battling his way through the toxic LA air to obtain his beloved French dip sandwich
He powers up with provolone cheese
And when he realizes the dip he was given has no cheese goes on a killing rampage
Alternatively, and hear me out guys, the game could be a dating sim where Cory pusues...
*runs away as trash and tomatoes are thrown by community
@@ScaryPokeit ALWAYS has provolone and don’t you dare imply otherwise
@@MegaMetal96 i’m saying what the robit says ok?? OK??
"you part it, you better unpart it" lmao
I'M WORKIN' ON IT
" You wanted water. You better talk to the stone. "
" I'M WORKIN' ON IT! "
" Y'better. Do you realize - that if you don't get water from that stone, the Israelites will never inherit the Promised Land? "
"I'll send the pestilence, I'll send the plague, I'll send everything in my power until you break; Until you yield!"
Corys furry arc continues
Damn it's been like a decade long arc at this point, is it ever gonna have any kind of conclusion?
@@sefflikejeff1917ill conclude on you rn
There's a certain point when it's clear it isn't a phase and just part of his personality.
that arc already concluded when cory hit puberty
Arc? He's always been one, he's a Sonic fan.
4:04 Moses Moses brother of the pharoah
He says Sploobitysploosh when he parts the red sea
💀💀
cory randomly remembering an oddly specific chris chan laugh is exactly why i love him
erm... wait a second... what are... you doing here??????
Watching oneyplays, of course!
I NEED more Tomodachi Life
Tomar-dachi
ME TOOOO
I sneed
Tomodachi 4 Life
Kirby? Suck me off mate
The ancient israelites screaming “I dunno where to go!” like Chris Chan sent me 😂
Then when they wander the desert for 40 years they say "Oh my god! I can't go anywhere!" like Mobility Mary.
Then they find a cake globe and initiate happy dance like starby's girl
@@leightonrud66 initiate cake farts
no this is MY emotional support chris YOU CANT PET HIM HES WORKING
I'm imagining a dystopian future where the children of elites own an emotional support lets player. 🤪
@@pootyting3311
I mean... Maids
@oliverholm3973
True dat.
@@pootyting3311 Maid let's play 🤤
Well, maybe i dont like your attitude! 😤
Dark Corey returns... This time gayer than you could have ever imagined
In order to save his mother, he must re-enact the porn... in real life.
"Give it to 'em good, son!"
@@pootyting3311lol I’m dead
"Starring, Rob Schneider as, the broken *condom!"*
1-800-GAY-BOI
The video title gave me a stroke
Will you give me a stroke too... I'll leave now.
It was written by a castle head’s fingers
ai generated title
U can is stroke?
I had a couple of strokes too 🤤
Hello, i'm one of the Oneyplays interns they hired after Zach became a Hollywood playboy. What i'll say may violate my NDA, but Cory was sweating profusely as he was talking about Princess Peach's castle sewage system
My uncle works at Oneyplays and he said the same thing
Wow, no kidding. My cousin works as one of the many janitors for OneyPlays, and the messes he has seen... 😨
He should consider himself lucky. My little cousin got “hired” by Tomar’s goons to be on of his many manservants. Never heard from him again man
More Pseudoregalia? Oh well, goodbye edging streak 😅😅
Haha, my pants ARE A MESS NOW LOL XD 😂 thank you Chris
Listening to them struggle to summarize the story of fucking Moses gave me an aneurysm
Your profile picture is giving me one, I can't believe you've done this
@@Vaguer_Weevil It's a fuckin pokeman, you wum.
@@Vaguer_Weevil you're welcome bro
They have encyclopedic knowledge of Sonic and internet lore, but don't know the difference between the bible and the Torah
Every time they try to wrap their heads around anything to do with culture/history/literature triggers my 'tisms. I nearly left a strongly worded comment when Chris claimed the story of Fionn mac Cumhaill was about nothing except eating a salmon.
I’m very happy Cory is essentially a regular. When i finished listening to Sleepycabin repeatedly for 6 years I wanted to hear more of Cory’s shenanagrams
...has..60% of everything chris says always been toilet humor or an i having psychosis
always has been
You must be new
they're called "pooswings", men go through them and it's completely natural and beautiful
Heehee, terlet humor is da funny. 😁
Cory is the only person I know that can describe something completely wrong, but you still know exactly what he's talking about.
ONEEEEEEEEEEY
DROP ANOTHER TODOMACHI VIDEO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!
pretty sure the mentioned rpg with adjustable ass size is Atlyss, but I think corey made up the parts where you get filled and sprayed on
Theres quite a few that have ass sliders. I think every saints row, capcom games that have character creation (street fighter six and monster hunter), nioh 2, sims
Thank you friend
Thanks for the info
yea it just has very suggestive designs, nothing like what cory's gooner brain made up
i was thinking of that one, but yeah it has no coomology sadly, only ass
Chris when can I come on the show hah just kidding man keep up the funny videos lol !!
i have a very elaborate plan to somehow end up on this show and i cant tell anyone about it
I have been mapping out their routines and working on my impressions
"Can you fucking grapple from peer to ear?" is going on the Coryism wall.
3rd time bring up Dave looks like Moses and him saying he’s never seen it. Classic
who up farting on occasion?
I'm down browning
I have a barp loaded and ready to toot
I'm sideways shitting. 😅
On occasion? No constant stream?
As a professional brapologist it should be much more common than occasional. Everyone should come into my office tomorrow for an.. examination. **rubs hands together**
Cory, force them to play Sonic x Shadow generations for rice sake
I guess we ain't getting Tomodachi Life like what happened in the recent Nintendo Direct 😢
Better catch this before it gets reuploaded… wouldn’t want another boiling chili incident.
I’m still very upset about that. That gag literally made me sick to my stomach but I loved it
The boiling chili got removed?! It was pretty foul, but more funny than not.
What's the boiling chilli thing? I must have missed it.
@@rawlie2I'm pretty sure it was still there
@@crackedemerald4930 It is still there cause I watched the og and the reupload pretty much back to back. But they removed like 10 minutes of cory pissing into the microphone because people kept getting thirsty out of context
The rpg cory mentioned at the end I thought mightve been Atlyss on itch, it has the same graphics style and is kinda horny but I'm not 100% sure
Watching Oneyplays feels kinda weird now that I learned that Cory is actually an Italian man named Enrico Percessi, who is on the lam after knocking up the pope's grand neice.
so uuh... what's the game Cory is talking about at the end?
Persona 5R
yeah, I'd really like to know what game that is so I can avoid it... hehe
No one reacted to the sick backflip at 5:26
I was shocked considering he did it first try after getting the controller back
someone go through the archives and find coreys game
Thankfully I was able to watch this episode and enjoy my food at the same time
I screwed it up, smashed my sandwich onto my forehead. 😅
all my homies hate daves uncle
Cory going for the world record here
Finally, some good background noise for a session of furry ERP. Thanks Cory! This one for you buddy!
farting is extremely lame
Cory is a warped little character
they keep edging me every time they say anything related to mega man PLEASE do a mega man game with cory
New hylics character, Sage of Cory
His head is a voluptuous ass turned sideways and put through a wavy filter
If Dave is Moses, does that mean Cory is Ramses?
10:51 dave makes a really epic slash cute noise, watch.
Uhoh. How long before this episode is disappeared?
literally never fails the moment i finish eating lunch a new video is released
wholesome big hummus on toast
Dark Cory 3: Frantic Furry
Cory must be an IGN journalist with that gameplay
Cory beats games way too much to be an IGN journalist.
cory blowing his chunks is funny
God damn I remember that sage man game being posted back then, small world
Is the "game" that Cory is talking about Night of R?
Night of R or Night of Revenge? Google search is only giving me Night of Revenge, but I'm pretty sure that game didn't have expansion or adjustable sizes
Also it's been put for awhile, so it wouldn't make sense in context
The game he's talking about is Atlyss by kiseff
@@zae-ya7343 he's pretty dramatically exaggerating the horny of that game then. I looked it up based on other comments and the author is pretty clear that he's never adding actual explicit content
Oneyplays got me obsessed with lolcows for a while like I hadn't really ever looked into Chris Chan or any other weirdos before this letsplay channel.... It's so cringe but so fascinating
Erm... I'm *kind of* addicted to lolcows?
When I am drunk as hell, Cory and Dave make about 40% more sense. It is truly the OneyPlays experience.
Ok but what was the RPG Corey was talking about near the end?
Cory being the creator of "Sage man" honestly blows my mind. i remember the trailer and sprite assets when 4chan had a section where site-made flashes went (not /f/, though that also counts) but i remember they had a 4chan slot ,machine based on memes like cockmongler
he wasn't. he made bump girl.
Moses didn't part the Red Sea, God did FOR Moses.
You all need to go to that Church with Adam.
What is this RPG game that Corey was talking about?
Cyan is my favorite color :(
"why is the video of crash jumping from the front?" "oh"
Yeah this is cool but how about that next tomodachi episode?
3:57 Moses' dad, Bob the Lumberjack
I can does jelq?
Only after supper
You can has jelq at midnight
Aaand, YUP! It's all over the screen! 💦💦 DATTEBAYO! 👊😅
Does Cory know about Stellar Blade yet?
Oh, if not, he will. He will…
I thought the baby Moses song was going to be a cover of DR. Zaus planet of the apes song.
And that made me create the line, It's a baby jew can I get a second opinion? There a diaper poo.
Sorry to be annoying but please do more Tomodachi Life!
holy frick Chris the Bible is about the JEWS
Cory decompiling Flash games was how he learned to work in Flash.
5:27 is so fucking clean
hi
Based Nina respecter Cory
This series got me to replay this game yesterday and wow is it short when you know where you're going. Took me less than 3 hours to 100%. But those were some damn good 3 hours.
God I hope the developer makes a sequel someday, the movement is just too good for a 3~4 hour game
We got gooner Cory before gta6
W
can we please get another fortnite series
no way dave destroyed his ps1 then got his ps2 got sold. poor dave
16:30 would
god idk how much more of cory i can take, just give me one zach episode or something soon and ill be good to go for another 20 corysodes
🟢🟢🟢🟢♥️💜🦚 when is cory gonna be in the show :/
I'm so stoned. Thank you for blessing my day
Walaaabeeeeeboooooobiii
"You're in the good timeline of your own timeline." Corey just has a way with words.
Thanks boys for pushing how great this game is
What rpg is Cory talking about at the end?
I swear its something something androgyny
Ah thats it tales of androgyny
@@Reeeeeeeeeeeeeper my hero
PERFECT TIMING DUDE IM ON BREAK
What is that degenerate RPG game that Cory talks about?
tales of androgyny
Cory is such a Romeo
Chris.......Moses is from the Tribe of levi not Judah he's not a ✡️?
15:57 Crash: waaeughhh
why did that shitty excerpt from the prince of egypt song actually make my spine tingle
I have seen 20+ hours of oneyplays content and I still can't tell who's who
2:44 godweensatan pink and cyan is peak imo
Goku gave Chici the Cummiehummieha.
Returns hellbenders
i ended up buying this game its...its pretty fuckin good
Keep it up, Chris.
Hi everybody
I would get lost in this game.
If that sonic game got so much better, why doesn't Cory play it for the channel and show us? 🧐