USMC Dress Blues B like 🤣🇺🇸

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @ryneagheilim9782
    @ryneagheilim9782 2 года назад +3166

    it's not fat. It's his crayon pouch.

  • @connorspackman9066
    @connorspackman9066 2 года назад +1920

    Boot doesn’t have attention to detail. His damn eagles ain’t flying straight

    • @unknown-darkness
      @unknown-darkness 2 года назад +33

      Bro it doesn’t matter about how his Pins are they can go sideways over time

    • @adamf6582
      @adamf6582 2 года назад +132

      Peacetime eagles are at parade rest 😂

    • @dxpdigital5343
      @dxpdigital5343 2 года назад +10

      @@adamf6582 😂 💀

    • @dxpdigital5343
      @dxpdigital5343 2 года назад +23

      @@unknown-darkness … whoosh, please don’t come back here.

    • @cain8088
      @cain8088 Год назад +31

      @@unknown-darkness bruh they have pins to make sure they stay straight.

  • @notpay2win42
    @notpay2win42 Год назад +549

    the cereal bag after i take it out of the box:

    • @xteagee
      @xteagee Год назад +3

      underrated comment

    • @Fae7Rose
      @Fae7Rose Год назад

      lmfaooooo

    • @m60enjoyer70
      @m60enjoyer70 Год назад

      Sooooo relatable

    • @thecrown_jul
      @thecrown_jul 7 месяцев назад

      Nah why is this so relatable 🤣🤣😭

  • @cb5117
    @cb5117 8 месяцев назад +9

    I swear, chicks love the dress blues. My brother was a Marine Corps fighter pilot, and when his buddies started to get married, the brides ALWAYS requested/demanded he wear his full dress blues. They do look absolutely bad ass.

  • @cyrusthevirusgrissom854
    @cyrusthevirusgrissom854 Год назад +187

    Dude left boot camp 15 mins ago

    • @lol-un6nl
      @lol-un6nl Год назад +8

      he has a gwot

    • @ballsdeepp6506
      @ballsdeepp6506 Год назад +7

      I don't think you leave boot with hair

    • @MJ-iw2fx
      @MJ-iw2fx Год назад

      ​@@lol-un6nl the joke flew over your head boot

  • @Onix.556
    @Onix.556 Год назад +32

    Yeah....but as someone that was in the Army....yall still have the best dress uniform

    • @MakeLoveNotWar687
      @MakeLoveNotWar687 Год назад

      You see the Navy has to Get the Drip to make Up for there Fat homoerotic fucking ass

    • @ttvkyberwolf6659
      @ttvkyberwolf6659 Год назад +2

      It’s so dang good lookin

    • @ronaldstewart2490
      @ronaldstewart2490 5 месяцев назад

      I'm retired Air Force and they absolutely have the best.

  • @fillgraves961
    @fillgraves961 Год назад +400

    Gotta love the dudes that show up to literally any formal event in their dress uniform.

    • @Turbo_autism
      @Turbo_autism Год назад +80

      Why not it looks good

    • @fillgraves961
      @fillgraves961 Год назад

      @that one furry if you have some tabs, ribbons, and medals. Sure, it does. If you just got out of boot and you're going to a family gathering in that, you look like a douche canoe

    • @bigtony4930
      @bigtony4930 Год назад +24

      - a POG

    • @fillgraves961
      @fillgraves961 Год назад +19

      @ThrillzNY this guy is literally a boot never deployed to combat tf u talking about

    • @fillgraves961
      @fillgraves961 Год назад +3

      @ThrillzNY you know that for a fact?

  • @Ben_Harry_Pdx
    @Ben_Harry_Pdx 5 месяцев назад +3

    The most beautiful uniform ever.

    • @bloxwagon
      @bloxwagon 5 месяцев назад

      The Wehrmacht uniform looks better

  • @missbarbaralove
    @missbarbaralove Год назад +6

    ...still a fine lookin marine.
    - Love, this Airman
    STAY SHARP, fam!

  • @jd5393
    @jd5393 Год назад +69

    Still digesting boot camp chow

    • @gavinshorter8993
      @gavinshorter8993 Год назад

      dudes been out of the corps for a minute lmao he was in my unit

  • @FounderRHR
    @FounderRHR Год назад +43

    They don’t call ‘em leathernecks for no reason.

  • @Polish_hussar83
    @Polish_hussar83 2 года назад +324

    He only got two ribbons..he just fresh outta boot.

    • @matt59fire
      @matt59fire Год назад +9

      Who get ribbons in bootcamp?

    • @Dunmaghlas
      @Dunmaghlas Год назад +12

      I know a guy whos been in for a year and he only has 2

    • @NashPotatoes97
      @NashPotatoes97 Год назад +8

      @Orb_ they stopped the gwot. The Nat D is going away jan 1too soon they get none out of bootcamp

    • @TheWeirdlyenough
      @TheWeirdlyenough Год назад +18

      He has an awful amount of hair to be out of boot

    • @shaydesofblue2281
      @shaydesofblue2281 Год назад

      ​@@matt59fire Army can get like 5

  • @Friedhelm249
    @Friedhelm249 Год назад +2

    Don’t tell army but you guys got the best ones ngl

  • @SavoOnYT
    @SavoOnYT Год назад +2

    “It’s gonna come back out in a second”

  • @matthewholland1251
    @matthewholland1251 Год назад +1

    Thank you my friend for your service my grandfather was a marine 🦅🇺🇸🦅💪💪

    • @VSastrocompasss
      @VSastrocompasss 8 месяцев назад

      ✍️Brave🧑🏻‍💻🏄🏼 strips

  • @N8VNicoya_Django
    @N8VNicoya_Django Год назад +8

    18 ½ inch neck struggles in blues 🤣

  • @VBH8888
    @VBH8888 Год назад +4

    Bro you don’t even know. During Marine Corps ball in Vegas. I had my dress blues sized to me weighing 169 lbs and I told the guy make it larger I lost a lot of muscle during boot camp. Well when the ball came around and I was pre show bulking for NPC i was 214lbs , my armpits locked me like a stick figure and my neck had no space to swallow food. Lol

  • @scanngin1559
    @scanngin1559 Год назад +17

    These comments tell me that if the US cops told Americans that they are not allowed to kill themselves, many would subsequently commit suicide in protest.

    • @username_pending1328
      @username_pending1328 Год назад +3

      Can confirm. Source: am american.

    • @cheezburgrproduction
      @cheezburgrproduction Год назад +4

      This shit had me rolling underrated comment fr

    • @kellsbellls
      @kellsbellls 9 месяцев назад

      Am I having a stroke? I've read this 8 times and have no idea wtf it means

  • @Sheercashmere
    @Sheercashmere 7 месяцев назад

    I feel his Dress Blues look rather spot on
    If you look at photos of models in the historic uniform
    they are slightly skewed on some
    Thing is that
    they will move small increments with a turn of the head or neck
    Same thing with the cuff links or badges, et cetera
    The bloodline, collar, measurements of how high or low pants are above the shoe or quarterfoil dress cap fits head or visor measurements according to the brow/around forehead
    All of these plus more are significant and will likely to draw attention

  • @josephkeres4604
    @josephkeres4604 Год назад +1

    “might wanna tuck that in. Could get caught on a trip wire”.

  • @user-on6xv2or4l
    @user-on6xv2or4l 9 месяцев назад

    It's RAFTER MAN!!!

  • @eman6940
    @eman6940 Год назад

    Thank you for your honorable service 🙏✝️

  • @maxstein2011
    @maxstein2011 Год назад +1

    Bro missed the whole war 😂

  • @ajflo822003
    @ajflo822003 Год назад

    Funniest shit ive seen in a minute . If only I could do that to my waistline lmao!!

  • @pamwawrzyniec3920
    @pamwawrzyniec3920 Год назад +15

    Tight collar

  • @the_italianwannabe
    @the_italianwannabe 10 месяцев назад

    Those are alphas. He's got his medals on.

  • @leatherneck8582
    @leatherneck8582 Год назад +11

    hahahaha....Semper Fi Devil, that was a good chuckle brother 👍🏻

  • @UNSTABLE_Silver
    @UNSTABLE_Silver Год назад

    My uncle was in the marines for 6 years and came back when I was 7 I have never seen his uniform

  • @marcusbrown7817
    @marcusbrown7817 9 месяцев назад

    Thank you😂

  • @toko34
    @toko34 Год назад +27

    All these haters here acting salty as if they weren’t once a boot! Stfu to all the haters. The kid is a Marine! That’s all that matters!

    • @baileypanama
      @baileypanama Год назад

      US army lead the way. I’m the one that put the thumbs down 👎🏾

    • @toko34
      @toko34 Год назад

      @@baileypanama you all are weak. We have the reputation-not you.

    • @colt-_-jonson1743
      @colt-_-jonson1743 Год назад

      @@baileypanama a brown one at that

    • @eeeff9737
      @eeeff9737 Год назад

      @@colt-_-jonson1743cmon man

    • @eeeff9737
      @eeeff9737 Год назад

      @@baileypanamaUS marines are way better, don’t understand why you voicing bias to a comment praising a branch that clearly way better 😂

  • @zackostrout9202
    @zackostrout9202 4 месяца назад

    Take notes ladies!

  • @yucatansuckaman5726
    @yucatansuckaman5726 Год назад +6

    Double chins will always be funny

  • @Sheercashmere
    @Sheercashmere 7 месяцев назад

    Looks ok to me

  • @perseuslove1335
    @perseuslove1335 Год назад

    He tucked in a whole chin brosky

  • @rosenamdensuden
    @rosenamdensuden Год назад

    Take all you want but eat all you take...

  • @Bon3z6996
    @Bon3z6996 9 месяцев назад

    We never wore our dress blues for jokes

  • @zyourzgrandzmaz
    @zyourzgrandzmaz Год назад +10

    Real homie tuck in your double chin

  • @Lady_Mando
    @Lady_Mando 4 месяца назад

    Fucking Crayon Eaters… Love, A Squid 😂😂😂

  • @andreamorales9969
    @andreamorales9969 5 месяцев назад

    ❤❤

  • @Crazt
    @Crazt Год назад +1

    Thems are alphas bro

  • @charlesbryson7443
    @charlesbryson7443 2 года назад +13

    That hair in regs? Not a grunt

    • @matt59fire
      @matt59fire Год назад +2

      This haircut is pretty common. His hair isnt touching his ears so its fine. The top look like 3 inches

  • @EggSoldier
    @EggSoldier Год назад

    Bro that looks super tight

  • @randyhodder8186
    @randyhodder8186 Год назад

    It's Rafter Man

  • @brentniese9358
    @brentniese9358 Год назад

    Looking good

  • @aidengedraitis
    @aidengedraitis Год назад +4

    “It was low key poggers” master chief

  • @draco1803
    @draco1803 Год назад

    He looks like homelander 🫡

  • @userhnvi199
    @userhnvi199 9 месяцев назад

    Jajajajajajaja 😂❤

  • @twomouse5572
    @twomouse5572 Год назад +2

    Gotta lay off the beers

  • @katrinanye8115
    @katrinanye8115 Год назад

    I love marines can't wait to be one

    • @mrtnguzman4870
      @mrtnguzman4870 Год назад

      🤣🤣Goodluck serving a country that doesn't care about you

    • @missedmyself
      @missedmyself Год назад

      @@mrtnguzman4870 actually people in the US are pretty patriotic, more so than most countries so people actually care about the veterans

    • @noahhudelson2447
      @noahhudelson2447 Год назад

      Have fun

  • @redrumchopz5721
    @redrumchopz5721 Год назад +3

    Damn homelander rocks this uniform

  • @daviddonpelleyable
    @daviddonpelleyable Год назад +1

    Too funny

  • @z123462075
    @z123462075 Год назад

    😂❤

  • @qadriharris
    @qadriharris 3 месяца назад

    Bro nah ..he tucked in his neck fat lol

  • @scottlawrence5726
    @scottlawrence5726 Год назад

    Outstanding

  • @eman6940
    @eman6940 Год назад

    May god bless you all🙏✝️

  • @SwoleKage
    @SwoleKage Год назад

    Look very nice brother

  • @peggypatton9170
    @peggypatton9170 9 месяцев назад

    Lol😂

  • @kaylamarie8309
    @kaylamarie8309 Год назад

    Damn 😆

  • @haydenvisor9476
    @haydenvisor9476 Год назад

    Joe bartalozzi

  • @firstmaw86dogs43
    @firstmaw86dogs43 Год назад

    Semperfi

  • @fishhaulergreatlakes8208
    @fishhaulergreatlakes8208 8 месяцев назад

    Foreskin showin.

  • @FirstNameLastName-js1sc
    @FirstNameLastName-js1sc 2 года назад +2

    Dress Blue Alphas…

  • @Mo1stF1re
    @Mo1stF1re Год назад

    This is facts lmao

  • @danielrodriguezsoto
    @danielrodriguezsoto 6 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂

  • @buck5029
    @buck5029 Год назад

    FIX THEM EAGLES MARINE HAVE YA HEARD OF POLISH.....UNSAT! says this SSGT!

  • @marinemom1250
    @marinemom1250 Год назад

    🤣😂

  • @javimartinez1801
    @javimartinez1801 Год назад +5

    Well those are dress blue “A” and not authorized.

    • @andrewhansen1565
      @andrewhansen1565 Год назад

      Correct sir !!!

    • @justnsaliga8518
      @justnsaliga8518 Год назад +2

      shows how much you know. the wear of Dress-Blue "A" with medals in leu of ribbons and shooting badges is determined by your chain of command and is authorized for Parades Ceremonies and Social functions.
      this was one of my marines at his wedding he was in for 2 years when he got married. and a corporal. i suspect the videos been stolen off his Instagram
      and yes. he was authorized by his chain of command. and its his wedding. and this is over 3 years ago now. if you're gonna play the game and do it poorly get out. if you learn as much as you can only to find out its a waste of time switch branches. I don't regret my time in. its opened a new door for me Contracting. do as much as you can while you can. typical rate is 1000 a day work 6 months out of the year 3 months on 3 months off.

    • @andrewhansen1565
      @andrewhansen1565 Год назад

      @@justnsaliga8518 good on ya I was in from 05-14 as a 0311 did work after with a few different companies for a while good money but ehhh can’t sustain a life as a contractor get your standing up for your buddy I guess good luck hopefully you never have to see legit war

  • @cronokyru
    @cronokyru 10 месяцев назад

    Fix the damn eagles lol

  • @AlfredoLopez-gp6en
    @AlfredoLopez-gp6en 2 года назад +1

    😂🥰😂😂

  • @MrJohnlawson
    @MrJohnlawson 9 месяцев назад

    😅😅😅

  • @rachmattalks2239
    @rachmattalks2239 11 месяцев назад

    Too fit.

  • @ahmedamerica
    @ahmedamerica 9 месяцев назад

    😂

  • @Milania717
    @Milania717 10 месяцев назад

    Proud to be a psychopath in uniform

  • @jerrydenney5184
    @jerrydenney5184 Год назад

    Lol

  • @kevinroach44
    @kevinroach44 Год назад

    You look sharp Marine

  • @Jester-dl3yo
    @Jester-dl3yo Год назад +1

    I thought dress blues B was ribbons, not medals.

    • @jd5393
      @jd5393 Год назад

      He’s writing like a child. He meant to say dress blues be like….

    • @Jester-dl3yo
      @Jester-dl3yo Год назад

      @@jd5393 explains it

  • @ptmachine8887
    @ptmachine8887 Год назад

    Bruhs ega's said 45 degrees

  • @johnfickas3995
    @johnfickas3995 5 месяцев назад

    They look great😊. Super uncomfortable ❤

  • @rblsmecka2557
    @rblsmecka2557 5 месяцев назад

    Boot or posing as a marine cuz his shots all fked up.

  • @thrax1e
    @thrax1e Год назад

    Tuck in the excess as they say

  • @peterparker2651
    @peterparker2651 Год назад

    He’ll yeah.

  • @Devil_Dawg2k23
    @Devil_Dawg2k23 10 месяцев назад

    Fix the gold egas man

  • @rafaelramirez7089
    @rafaelramirez7089 Год назад

    How come his buttons are on the wrong side?

  • @1John3.8
    @1John3.8 Год назад +3

    Service Alphas > Blue Alphas

    • @eeeff9737
      @eeeff9737 Год назад

      Ain’t no way, I like both but cmon man marines are known for their blues

  • @MariaConceicao-oz6ug
    @MariaConceicao-oz6ug 6 месяцев назад

    ❤🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷👏👏👏👏😊

  • @JumpShotTheSlamdunkasaur
    @JumpShotTheSlamdunkasaur Год назад

    Marine ball?

  • @yg34
    @yg34 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @murderouspillowgaming9001
    @murderouspillowgaming9001 Год назад

    A lot of chairborne in this comment section.

  • @levistewart6215
    @levistewart6215 Год назад

    those are definitely dress blue a

  • @LuisDiaz-oe2lj
    @LuisDiaz-oe2lj Год назад +1

    Dam I tried that and it didn't work for me 🙄

  • @nobodyknows5007
    @nobodyknows5007 Год назад

    Eagles ain’t straight, wearing Dress Blue As not Bs, damn

  • @boffadeez173
    @boffadeez173 Год назад +1

    SEMPER FI!

  • @gmae244
    @gmae244 Год назад

    Iceman?

  • @chazshefulsky8828
    @chazshefulsky8828 Год назад

    Lee

  • @ronaldsemallie978
    @ronaldsemallie978 Год назад

    Freaking BOOTS still Revs! ! Go Active. Earn the respect! Boots!!

  • @Hkaojn
    @Hkaojn Год назад

    Am snitching

  • @shav_city44
    @shav_city44 Год назад

    👢

  • @Reverse_Destruction
    @Reverse_Destruction Год назад

    Hey I know those guys😂😂

  • @brionpriest6735
    @brionpriest6735 2 года назад +4

    How come he does not have a high and tight

    • @fatalfox13
      @fatalfox13 2 года назад +5

      Because it’s not boot camp anymore your hair can’t be long though he has a fade but the top is not long try seeing officers

    • @andrewhansen1565
      @andrewhansen1565 Год назад

      Only boots and MOTARDS keep a high and tight usto be you had to keep it till after your first deployment don’t know about nowadays tho

    • @glasslantern5439
      @glasslantern5439 9 месяцев назад

      That’s more of an old school vet

  • @marshallkarl7956
    @marshallkarl7956 Год назад

    Those are alphas big dog…