How to Lose Friends in the South

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  • Опубликовано: 6 дек 2021
  • Messing with our food is a criminal offense.
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich 2 года назад +1881

    Apologies to everyone who is always told to bring ice. I’m sorry you had to find out this way.

    • @bsimmer6793
      @bsimmer6793 2 года назад +56

      It's fine...apology accepted 😔😥

    • @ethereal1257
      @ethereal1257 2 года назад +88

      Or cups, plates, plasticware, chips and soda

    • @Carl_Jr
      @Carl_Jr 2 года назад +57

      I usually get asked to bring soft drinks. LoL

    • @lisakell1090
      @lisakell1090 2 года назад +45

      It was inevitable. Some secrets can't be kept.

    • @VolcanoGroupie
      @VolcanoGroupie 2 года назад +23

      I’m the one who is asked to bring the rolls.

  • @deborahpetipas9365
    @deborahpetipas9365 2 года назад +2009

    Y'all......hilarious. "If there's a bacon bit - you must aquit" had me. Your writers and actors are awesome!!!

  • @carranastorm
    @carranastorm 2 года назад +938

    I had to bring the soda and cups for the first 3 years of Thanksgiving Potluck after marrying into a Southern Family before they even would consider to let me bring a "Side Dish" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @smokinjoe2539
      @smokinjoe2539 2 года назад +124

      That was your probationary period.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 2 года назад +122

      You say it like it means "Only" a side dish. Side dishes are the most important part of a Southern event. The turkey/ham is just there cause we can't justify calling it a meal if there's no main course, that's why it's always made by the host. It doesn't matter who makes it, it just has to be there.

    • @alchemyofcolorandstyle
      @alchemyofcolorandstyle 2 года назад +29

      Not even let you bring dessert?? Shame on them 😂😂

    • @AMae016
      @AMae016 2 года назад +56

      You must have been really impressive. There are a few we've known for years, double digit years, and they know to bring ice or sliced bread.

    • @sissinoklahoma2057
      @sissinoklahoma2057 2 года назад +37

      That's a short probation period! Good for you!

  • @pattywilliams788
    @pattywilliams788 2 года назад +1432

    The “hand to God” motion after the “fried honeybun” killed me, y’all! These folks always bring it. 😝😆🤣😂

  • @jenniferc7831
    @jenniferc7831 2 года назад +652

    I made the mistake of trying a new pecan pie for my dad’s birthday. No party, just mom, dad, sister, and I… I made him a new pie the next day. The first was fine but “ it just wasn’t the same”. Honestly, I think he was just trying to con me into a second pie.

    • @tommyblackwell3760
      @tommyblackwell3760 2 года назад +40

      Might've been....I do that to my wife pretty regularly! :D

    • @bieuxyongson
      @bieuxyongson 2 года назад +10

      🤣🤣

    • @gigim.9742
      @gigim.9742 2 года назад +14

      And it worked, ainnit!

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 2 года назад +31

      Some people just prefer what they know. There are entire restaurants that if you go to, you'll think the food is shit. But the patrons will always come back. The people eating there are all old people - they've been eating there since 1947 and the food hasn't changed. And that's the way they like it - familiar, not good.

    • @cr8tivecarbaholic
      @cr8tivecarbaholic 2 года назад +11

      @@kaldo_kaldo cracker barrel is a fine example. Food is subpar but folks go back

  • @everyotter9331
    @everyotter9331 2 года назад +166

    I cracked up at the "I'm tryin a make us disappear." That's a whole holidays mood.

  • @ridirih9807
    @ridirih9807 2 года назад +93

    This is also true for church pot lucks. The disappointment of “You didn’t bring your broccoli cheese casserole?” almost broke my heart. 🤣

    • @ab5olut3zero95
      @ab5olut3zero95 7 месяцев назад +4

      That’s risking the Lord’s wrath, not just the People’s Court.

  • @lmboh8585
    @lmboh8585 2 года назад +164

    We have not changed the holiday menus in over 40 years because 1) Dad liked it that way, 2) Mom liked it that way, and 3) now the Grands like it that way. Fine by me, I can now make the meal in my sleep, and I confess, have on multiple occasions.

    • @queenbee3647
      @queenbee3647 Год назад +5

      I can tick off my holiday grocery list by heart Ive done it so long. It NEVER changes. Started helping mom cook when I was six, peeling taters. We had seven in our family plus guests of ten or more. Im now 67. I cooked with mom. I cooked for my husband. I cook it for my daughter. She doesnt cook so it ends with me.

  • @SadeWatkins
    @SadeWatkins 2 года назад +119

    “I’m tryna make us disappear”
    “It’s not working”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService Год назад +1

      The way no one would meet his eyes... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BillsBayou
    @BillsBayou 2 года назад +169

    I've tried getting out of making rum cake for the office Christmas party. I once wrote "baked ziti" on the sign-up sheet. A posse appeared at my office door. "You're bringing rum cake, right?" I said "No. Baked ziti. It's delicious." The posse said "AND rum cake?" Again, I said "No. Baked Ziti." The posse was insistent. "You're bringing rum cake. We've scratched out 'baked ziti' and marked you down for rum cake." So I made both. I think they ignored my baked ziti out of spite. Many years later, I'm up to making eight rum cakes from Thanksgiving through New Year's Day. (I accidentally made one last night. So good.)

    • @dianethornhill3651
      @dianethornhill3651 2 года назад +19

      Mine is Whisky Cake. From a recipe that dates back to around 1850 handed down generations in my husband’s family. I started helping my mother-in-law out with making them the year her son and I got engaged in 1974.

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 2 года назад +21

      That's... that's just rude... if it were me, I would just refuse to attend...

    • @rebeccaatkins2514
      @rebeccaatkins2514 2 года назад +4

      @@Ikajo Same

    • @rebeccaatkins2514
      @rebeccaatkins2514 2 года назад +6

      To me that's just rude

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 2 года назад +6

      Honestly, baked ziti would be a refreshing change. It's good stuff.

  • @meganjaime7728
    @meganjaime7728 2 года назад +424

    “Is that bacon?”
    “Dad gum it!”😂How it’s under his breath! 😂😂
    “If it has bacon bit you must acquit”
    “That is the law”😂😂😂
    It’s so true how bacon covers a multitude of issues.

    • @texasbeast239
      @texasbeast239 2 года назад +23

      Culinary duct tape.
      Mac and cheese McGuyver.

    • @k.c1126
      @k.c1126 2 года назад +2

      Thank you! I couldn't figure out what it was he had said .... lol ...

    • @johnw2026
      @johnw2026 2 года назад +9

      Megan Jaime I think the Southern People's Court law you are referring to is "bacon covereth a multitude of sins."
      Gotta keep it Old King James! 😆

    • @meganjaime7728
      @meganjaime7728 2 года назад

      John w LoL Yes!😂

    • @chopper680
      @chopper680 2 года назад +3

      North South East West all agree bacon is 👌

  • @danielheald411
    @danielheald411 2 года назад +41

    "It was on the today show" would have been an immediate conviction in my court.

  • @buttertoast117
    @buttertoast117 2 года назад +31

    The gavel at the end when it got awkward. Loved that

  • @crystalemullen
    @crystalemullen 2 года назад +342

    I love people's court on it's a Southern thing! Please create more like this!

  • @rosiebateson4498
    @rosiebateson4498 2 года назад +407

    “If there’s a bacon bit, you must aquit”. That had me on the floor, absolute genius writing. 😂😂😂😂😂 Really great video guys ♥️👍

    • @douglasdixon524
      @douglasdixon524 2 года назад

      Rosie, I love your beautiful name and you would definitely fit in quite well in the southern United States, if you can handle our awful heat and humidity.

    • @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025
      @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025 2 года назад +3

      "A possum by any other name is just as feisty..." ROFL

    • @C.U.N.Tahiti
      @C.U.N.Tahiti 2 года назад

      Well, it is the law

  • @duanecrichlow8791
    @duanecrichlow8791 2 года назад +416

    I love "It's A Southern Thing"! It's really hilarious, especially "The People's Court" parodies. Too funny, y'all!!
    "If there's a bacon bit, you must've quit." I can't!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Carl_Jr
      @Carl_Jr 2 года назад +34

      Must acquit. You musta never done no law breaking things in your life, or just ain't been caught, yet. 🤣

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus 2 года назад +5

      If there’s a bacon bit, ya’ must’a quit

    • @masonmeaders2719
      @masonmeaders2719 2 года назад +13

      it's "aquit", which basically means all charges are dropped

    • @llutac
      @llutac 2 года назад +8

      @@masonmeaders2719 "a*c*quit"

    • @duanecrichlow8791
      @duanecrichlow8791 2 года назад

      @@masonmeaders2719 Thanks. My mistake.

  • @TheLovelyMissBeans
    @TheLovelyMissBeans 2 года назад +177

    This is 100% . One time, my great grandma made some weird stuffing for Thanksgiving instead of the good stuffing. I mean, this junk had some apples and raisins and crap in it. Well, nevermind respecting your elders when they do something that out of line. We all were like Granny! What is this?!?! She said, "What? We have to have the same thing every year?!?!" And the whole family said "YES!"

    • @momentsformoms9467
      @momentsformoms9467 2 года назад +17

      That sounds good though. 😋

    • @AlbredaWelde
      @AlbredaWelde 2 года назад +10

      @@momentsformoms9467 I've always made my stuffing with a combo of white and wheat bread, celery, onion, 3 types of apples, raisins, and currants. Everybody loves it. Even folks that don't typically eat stuffing love it. So, I don't know what "junk" her granny conjured up, but I wonder WTH is in their plain-Jane stuffing.

    • @momentsformoms9467
      @momentsformoms9467 2 года назад +2

      @@AlbredaWelde Sounds delicious I’d like to make something like that one day.

    • @kevincaruthers5412
      @kevincaruthers5412 2 года назад +10

      The classics are classic for a reason!
      Experiment on friends, not family
      :)

    • @rosemanos5123
      @rosemanos5123 2 года назад +4

      What is stuffing? We make dressing.

  • @aaroncorbett6352
    @aaroncorbett6352 2 года назад +14

    Matt's suthun gennleman voice always cracks me up

  • @yourweirdauntperfumeryskin3236
    @yourweirdauntperfumeryskin3236 2 года назад +126

    I'm the experimenter in my family, so when I change something up, I get either polite praise or resounding approvals. The problem is, there's a very subtle difference between the two. I can typically figure out which it is, so when I get polite praise, I know to go back to the tried and true the next time. The one thing I NEVER mess with, though, is the potato salad. If I don't make Mom's potato salad, it's all over for me.

    • @thecelticcrone7927
      @thecelticcrone7927 2 года назад +17

      My son gives my either THANKS MOM or Yeah, it’s good…meaning “it’s food & I know better than to insult the ONLY Cook in the house”! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KhaeLikesCoffee
      @KhaeLikesCoffee 2 года назад +9

      Potato salad is sacred. You are indeed wise.

    • @swiftmatic
      @swiftmatic Год назад

      Ahh, the shame. To be damned with faint praise.

    • @queenbee3647
      @queenbee3647 Год назад

      Bless your heart!

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 года назад +42

    Cheese and bacon are two of the greatest things bestowed on mankind and thus by default this mac and cheese is innocent for it is a masterpiece

  • @kungfuhustling4832
    @kungfuhustling4832 2 года назад +476

    This is beautiful. In reality they would show up with a vegan dish, because they want to eat "healthier", and then proceed to eat everything except the atrocity that they brought.

    • @happycook6737
      @happycook6737 2 года назад +14

      Yes, so true!

    • @HappyLife693
      @HappyLife693 2 года назад +16

      Untrue. If a person brought vegan, he or she now has something to eat. The rest of the party may pass it by, but the vegan will not.

    • @kungfuhustling4832
      @kungfuhustling4832 2 года назад +27

      @@HappyLife693 Mine was from a personal experience. My aunt brought it never having been vegan. Proceeded to eat and critique everything else.

    • @HappyLife693
      @HappyLife693 2 года назад +2

      @@kungfuhustling4832 funny.

    • @mrsbigmamayas3765
      @mrsbigmamayas3765 2 года назад +1

      😆😆😆

  • @bieuxyongson
    @bieuxyongson 2 года назад +154

    “If there’s a bacon bit, you must acquit.” 🤣🤣🤣
    This is what happened to me when I made chocolate pecan pie one year instead of the one on the back of the Karo syrup bottle🙄 in my defense, I did make one of those too but I’m still hearing about that…10 years later!

    • @bieuxyongson
      @bieuxyongson 2 года назад +19

      @Jian Daugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Geez, I’m 66 and I wanted some zing ( did I forget to say they was bourbon in that pie?). But nooo…🙄🤣🤣

    • @MovableNu
      @MovableNu 2 года назад +8

      @@bieuxyongson Was imbibing already part of the family pre-meal traditions? Because, if not, everyone LOVED your Bourbon Chocolate Pecan Pie. They just needed to appear too pious to know what that zing was 😄👍🏿🥃

    • @bieuxyongson
      @bieuxyongson 2 года назад +2

      @@MovableNu 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bieuxyongson
      @bieuxyongson 2 года назад +6

      @Jian Daugh That’s a great story! I told my daughter about this and she reminded me of the pecan pie debacle! I’ll never live it down. But they have no problem making my regular pie disappear! 🤣❤️

    • @IansDad99
      @IansDad99 2 года назад +9

      @@bieuxyongson make me one, I promise I won't complain one single bit 😋

  • @annarodriguez9868
    @annarodriguez9868 2 года назад +129

    Falling down laughing! My mom always made the mac & cheese and it was a perfect blend of cheese, mac and delicious sauce and perfectly browned in the oven. After she passed away on of my sisters was able to make it almost as good as mom's. We were happy to have it.
    A few holidays later sis started experimenting with different cheeses and different types of pasta. Nobody wants it! We've asked her to bring the tossed green salad and the bottled dressing.
    I always brought some of her mac&cheese home and it wasn't not bad, but it's not like mom's mac & cheese.
    I think we should give sis a break and let her bring her own mac and cheese, but stick to one recipe and stop surprising us. 😆

    • @beeragainsthumanity1420
      @beeragainsthumanity1420 2 года назад +9

      If it's a family classic, ya gotta stick to the plan.

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 2 года назад +1

      Are you going to show her this video?

    • @annarodriguez9868
      @annarodriguez9868 2 года назад +6

      @@samiam619 No, she doesn't have a sense of humor. She's over sensitive like Eunice in mama's family on the Carol Burnett Show. Lol

    • @gwenking7700
      @gwenking7700 Год назад

      My sister made up this nasty recipe for Mac and cheese that has pimento in it. I cannot tolerate that abomination. Thankfully we don't speak anymore so I don't travel to looked at it on holidays 🙃

  • @tutoringwithmisspat3297
    @tutoringwithmisspat3297 2 года назад +8

    "I'm tryin' to make us disappear." LOL !!!

  • @stephaniehawk9389
    @stephaniehawk9389 2 года назад +27

    I made a TINY change to my sweet potato casserole one holiday and I almost was disowned...🤣

    • @alicesmith7020
      @alicesmith7020 2 года назад +5

      Experiment on your own time.

    • @halfbakedn00b
      @halfbakedn00b 2 года назад +5

      Haha yeah.... I like trying to introduce my family to new things, but it never goes well. One small change and you're public enemy number 1, even if you're hosting the event.
      It got so bad, even if I use g-ma's recipe to the letter, my family thinks it's something else just because I went to culinary school. I'm like "did you stay in the kitchen from 8pm to 1pm with grandma and help her cook?" I didn't think so.
      Me and my siblings were always her helpers, and we had to do that stuff. But since I went to school, my cooking isn't good enough, yet sometimes I get texts asking what's the recipe 😕

    • @stephaniehawk9389
      @stephaniehawk9389 2 года назад

      @@alicesmith7020 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @raychel945
      @raychel945 2 года назад +1

      What was the change?
      OP WHAT WAS THE CHANGE?
      DID YOU ADD BACON?

  • @aaronpitts5127
    @aaronpitts5127 2 года назад +96

    "If there's a bacon bit, you must equit!" I lost it. 😂😂😂
    Seriously though. DON'T MESS WITH THE MAC 'N CHEESE! If YOU are THE mac n' cheese designate, DON'T GO OFF SCRIPT!

    • @bieuxyongson
      @bieuxyongson 2 года назад +2

      That’s like religion!

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 2 года назад +11

      You can bring an experimental mac n cheese, but you best bring a normal one too.

    • @BillsBayou
      @BillsBayou 2 года назад +7

      @@kaldo_kaldo You have to be REAL careful. If you make too good, you'll be responsible for making two dishes every year.

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 2 года назад +2

      ACQUIT, not "equit,' which word does not exist anywhere irl.

    • @jocelynmoore9432
      @jocelynmoore9432 2 года назад +1

      Amen to that! Keep it simple and tasty!!

  • @spettaway1
    @spettaway1 2 года назад +62

    Now THAT was hilarious! Grease will get you out of trouble every time in the South.🤣 Now I understand why my niece is asked to bring the dessert plates and toothpicks every holiday 🤣

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 2 года назад

      Potluck toothpicks??? Can she cook her own food at home?

    • @anakinsol
      @anakinsol Год назад +2

      Toothpicks???!!! That's cold😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @spettaway1
      @spettaway1 Год назад

      @Sam I am she doesn’t cook, nor does she try to learn. She knows nobody will ask her to bring anything.

  • @TheJojo01902
    @TheJojo01902 2 года назад +8

    “If there are bacon bits you must acquit.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cmack2769
    @cmack2769 2 года назад +28

    This was too funny and to true, especially the comment “Next time you will bring plates.” Lol! So true.

  • @maureennochannel
    @maureennochannel 2 года назад +12

    This is a potluck not a science fair. IM DYING🤣

  • @darlenewright5850
    @darlenewright5850 2 года назад +8

    "IS THAT BACON?" My heart is consoled! Thank y'all.

  • @cj_cr.22
    @cj_cr.22 2 года назад +32

    Fun fact: I told someone “Bless your heart” today, this is what this channel has done to me!!!

    • @deborahpetipas9365
      @deborahpetipas9365 2 года назад +6

      Lol I had a troll shame me for writing a RIP message for Bob Dole. In my best southern manners I replied that they obviously needed to get out of mom's dusty basement and get some fresh air bless your heart. We know what I was saying. We southern folks do use our manners and show respect to those who've "passed" and bless those who don't!

  • @alreadytired6515
    @alreadytired6515 2 года назад +14

    So true. Folks get used to it. I have learned if you want to try something new you have to show up with both as a transition. If the new one is a hit, next year you can just bring the new one.

  • @doberski6855
    @doberski6855 2 года назад +42

    In terms of southern courtroom dramas, not quite 'To Kill a Mocking Bird', but pretty dam close people! Deep Fried Honeybun, I love it, and yes I am now in search of one!🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 From the writers and actors that brought you 'Slaw and Order'

    • @DTavona
      @DTavona 2 года назад +2

      SVU - Southern Vittles Unit
      "You mean y'all didn't even turn the cup around?"
      "Uh, Chief, it's a tumbler."

  • @jaelge
    @jaelge 2 года назад +14

    This troupe write and perform better sketches than anything currently being produced for TV. I hope they all become millionaires. Brava!

  • @plove523
    @plove523 2 года назад +22

    Absolutely! When some one says ‘bring your (insert side dish here)’, they don’t mean bring your NEW recipe. If you want to spring a new recipe, invite them over BEFORE the main event for a ‘just try it’. People have come to depend on your dish as part of their holiday tradition. Especially kid friendly dishes like Mac n cheese. That there is grown up Mac n cheese. If the kids start fussing, you are going to be sent to the kids table to deal with it.

  • @brittanieeley701
    @brittanieeley701 2 года назад +14

    “If there’s a bacon bit, you musta quit”😂😂i loved it

  • @jeraldbaxter3532
    @jeraldbaxter3532 Год назад +5

    Growing up in the country, outside a small town in Georgia, I attended quite a few "covered dish suppers" (back then only Yankees held "potlucks) and let me tell you, there were some fierce, yet oh so subtle, completions over who brought the best dish. It was not just the best overall dish ( although that was a coveted accomplishment), but a battle with many categories; fried chicken was one of the most contended, with other meats getting honors for their mere appearance. Casseroles, a Southern staple, were sacrosanct (as long as one stuck to the " can of something soup" rule and did not get experimental. But the fiercest competition were the desserts; pies were acceptable, but cakes ruled supreme; be it coconut, caramel, German Chocolate or red velvet, if you took home an empty plate, you had "done good," and, if before each event, people asked you, "Now you are bringing your cake, aren't you?", then you knew all others bowed before you.

  • @constancejackson7986
    @constancejackson7986 2 года назад +20

    "Only God can help you now." LOL so true

  • @KimberlyGreen
    @KimberlyGreen 2 года назад +89

    If you have to experiment, just bring it as an _extra_ for people to try if they want to. If they don't, then more for left overs for you. If they do, and like it, then you're good. More food for people to happily graze on. More work, yes. But is it more work than having to repair a damaged reputation?

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 2 года назад +13

      You can't undo a betrayal of this level. Make the normal one or make two, never make only the experiment.

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 2 года назад +4

      I'll bring the ice. 4 bucks. Minimal work and I don't have to deal with ungrateful people.
      I can cook but also most of you make gross shit I don't want to eat anyway.
      As for Mac n cheese the host should just buy some stouffeurs

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 2 года назад +1

      Would you consider public office? Or are you already full-time in your career as a relationship counselor? Either way ... wow. Ma'am.

    • @KimberlyGreen
      @KimberlyGreen 2 года назад +1

      @@intercat4907 Counselor would be a nice option if I wanted to switch. As is, I'm a Scrum Master, which is a bit like a counselor or coach. Politics is too cruel and uncollaborative for my tastes.

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 2 года назад +2

      @@KimberlyGreen Helpless laughter. Thanks for a great answer. Stay well.

  • @stevenlabrousse2275
    @stevenlabrousse2275 2 года назад +89

    My parents told me about when my oldest sister came home for Thanksgiving during her first year of college. She couldn't wait to have all of our family's traditions. What she got:
    Rolled turkey breast. Instant stuffing. Instant mashed potatoes. Anything and everything that could be instant, was.
    I never experienced it (born that same year), but that atrocity has never been repeated in 37 years.

    • @ratholin
      @ratholin Год назад

      your sister was in college the year you were born and that was 37 years ago? Okay that does check out. 17-18 year difference.

    • @queenbee3647
      @queenbee3647 Год назад

      😲😲 thank the lord!

    • @gwenking7700
      @gwenking7700 Год назад +2

      Oh the shame that must have caused. That is a punishable offense for sure. For a Southern Thanksgiving they ain't nothing instant ever been on our table including sweet tea

  • @reneehunt5590
    @reneehunt5590 2 года назад +16

    Southern Court is Back!!! This is my favorite skit. Maybe ya'll could do a trial for the guy who starts eating dinner before the Blessing is said. Heaven forbid if you take a bite before the Papaw says Grace.

  • @chrisrowland2223
    @chrisrowland2223 2 года назад +69

    I was waiting for a holiday Southern court skit, I swear I felt it coming like the joint pain I get before a nasty storm 💯 ❤️❤️❤️

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 года назад +11

    Let's face it, without mac and cheese the South would collapse

  • @mclees4593
    @mclees4593 2 года назад +33

    Woo-hoo! Glad to see a new court skit! Good one! Plus it had Talia!

  • @christosvoskresye
    @christosvoskresye 2 года назад +10

    "If there's a bacon bit, you must acquit." I can get behind that!

  • @SierraBravo347
    @SierraBravo347 2 года назад +10

    There's not Many situations that BACON can't get you out of...🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓👍🏻🤤🤤

    • @Carl_Jr
      @Carl_Jr 2 года назад +2

      Kevin Bacon?

    • @SierraBravo347
      @SierraBravo347 2 года назад +2

      @@Carl_Jr No, his cousin...Chrispie! 🤣

  • @AflacMan13
    @AflacMan13 2 года назад +40

    (See edits below)
    Mac & Cheese comes in TWO forms in The South.
    *Creamy Mac & Cheese:* is good, creamy, and delicious.
    *Baked Mac & Cheese "Casserole":* Not technically a casserole as it is only cheese and noodles with an egg to bind it, and maaaaybe bacon if you want to add some, but heaven help you if you add ANYTHING else and DARE call it Mac & Cheese... if you add ANYTHING else beyond that, it is no longer Mac & Cheese, it is then a cheesy-noodle-casserole. Bread Crumbs on top to make the top crispy are GARNISH and DO NOT COUNT. Garnishing with bread crumbs, some fresh chopped herbs, or stuff like that is GARNISH and does NOT count as changing the dish significantly.
    *BOTH ARE DELICIOUS AND BOTH QUALIFY AS MACARONI AND CHEESE!!!
    EVEN IF you don't use Macaroni noodles, and you use a completely different shape of noodle, it's still Mac & Cheese, because the shape of the noodle DOES NOT matter, as long as it is standard Semolina Flour noodles.
    I'm from South Carolina.
    We... LOVE... our BAKED Mac & Cheese.
    How DARE you Bamaites insult our Baked Mac & Cheese!
    THIS MEANS WAAAAAAAAA'(rrr)!!!
    ------------------
    EDITS:
    THANK YOU @BillsBayou for bringing my mistake to my attention! I didn't even THINK about someone trying to use SPAGHETTI NOODLES to make Mac-n'-Cheese. So, CORRECTION TO MY ORIGINAL POST: It ain't Mac-n'-Cheese, unless the noodles are proper Macaroni Elbow Noodles. It's in the name! How I messed that up and it's in the name I don't know.
    THANK YOU @Kirsten Irwin you are 100% correct! That Kraft instant powdered garbage is NOT Mac-n'-Cheese, and is INDEED a sin against nature, humanity, and God. That stuff is naaaasty!

    • @EtaryaFae
      @EtaryaFae 2 года назад +5

      Nah, I'm from Bama and I wholeheartedly support this message! 😝 Mac n cheese is MAC N CHEESE, I've had way too many kinds of Mac "casserole" than I'd like. Sadly can't eat bacon (pork allergy) so if I smell bacon I gotta pass no matter how good it could be. ;-; Though I make a pretty good one with Jimmy Dean turkey sausage, I call it my Cheesy Sausage Casserole.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 2 года назад +3

      Baked mac n cheese is mac n cheese, yep. Same way a bologna on bread and a po boy are sandwiches. If I want a po boy and you bring bologna, I'm not gonna love it. Same way, if you bring baked mac n cheese, I'll eat it, but I'll just wish it was good mac n cheese the whole time.

    • @GenXfrom75
      @GenXfrom75 2 года назад +4

      South Carolina here, and my Gimma's baked mac and cheese is the only mac and cheese. I can't quite put her amount of love into it but when she passed at 106 years old, the baton fell to me!

    • @kirstenirwin9084
      @kirstenirwin9084 2 года назад +3

      Never, ever bring the Kraft stuff. That's a sin against nature.

    • @lgfl
      @lgfl 2 года назад +1

      @@kirstenirwin9084 and GAWD!!

  • @kuuryotwo5153
    @kuuryotwo5153 2 года назад +4

    "If there's a bacon bit, you must acquit!" 🤣🤣🤣
    I usually don't speak in emoji, but man that line was hilarious.

  • @davegreenlaw5654
    @davegreenlaw5654 2 года назад +6

    "If there's a bacon bit, you must acquitte." - that one went right to my heart. Totally agree!

  • @JamesSmith-pc6bh
    @JamesSmith-pc6bh 2 года назад +13

    Awesome. I agree though, when you're expecting a special dish from somebody and you get a substitute it's WRONG.

  • @Jennifer-dh4jk
    @Jennifer-dh4jk 2 года назад +7

    I'm always in charge ice, cups, and/or bags of chips, lol.

  • @tomjeffries58
    @tomjeffries58 2 года назад +14

    Hahahaha! You need to do a piece about me, a Yankee 30 years in the South that thinks they're Southern.

    • @DodiTov
      @DodiTov 2 года назад +7

      Wellll....if you've dropped your brogue for a drawl, we might talk about it.

    • @gigim.9742
      @gigim.9742 2 года назад +4

      Try bein' a Cuban with a Southern accent.
      Yes, this is A Thing.

  • @andrewbrasfield1104
    @andrewbrasfield1104 2 года назад +37

    We had about 25 dishes at Thanksgiving (for 11 people so it was a bit of a small spread), and I swear that at least half of them had bacon in them

    • @happycook6737
      @happycook6737 2 года назад +11

      Um, what did you say the address of the gathering was for this annual event? Askin' for a "friend". 😂

    • @sandracheeks1811
      @sandracheeks1811 2 года назад +6

      @@happycook6737 My “friend” would like that address too. 😂

    • @queenbee3647
      @queenbee3647 Год назад

      Lucky you!

  • @tonytavary3388
    @tonytavary3388 2 года назад +50

    You don't experiment at the pot luck, you just don't. That's a heinous party foul.

  • @Axqu7227
    @Axqu7227 2 года назад +5

    My potluck go-to is scotcheroos! They went over amazingly at my fiancé’s family’s potlucks, but his family lives in NJ. I was hurt that they only ate like 1/8 of the pan until they told me “this is amazing but way too rich and heavy for more than a couple bites!” Lol!! His cousin is a nurse so she took the leftovers in to her coworkers. Apparently I made an entire ER department full of tired and hungry nurses really happy!!

  • @45auto
    @45auto 2 года назад +34

    I think Adam has based his character on the chicken/lawyer on Futurama.

  • @FelisTerras
    @FelisTerras 2 года назад +37

    So true, even here. We got a friend who we ask to always bring their famous mushroom risotto. It's rich, creamy, fabulous and would make any Italian nonna proud.
    Sadly enough, it's also he only dish they can make that doesn't make the rest of us to try to leave the event early.

    • @gigim.9742
      @gigim.9742 2 года назад +5

      Hey, you only need one. You might torture your taste buds the rest of the year, but come potluck time? You better bring that A game!

  • @DaltonHBrown
    @DaltonHBrown 2 года назад +84

    I'm pleased to know her infraction was not substituting the normal macaroni noodles with some gluten free abomination.

    • @pixietwitch
      @pixietwitch 2 года назад +16

      Or worse... VEGAN cheese!

    • @bieuxyongson
      @bieuxyongson 2 года назад

      😳

    • @Elamdri
      @Elamdri 2 года назад +13

      So I'm just gonna say this: I have friends who are Celiac and a lot of gluten free foods, including pasta, are really good and damn near indistinguishable from the normal stuff.
      Same cannot be said for vegan food. Vegan cheese is foul

    • @DaltonHBrown
      @DaltonHBrown 2 года назад +1

      @@Elamdri lol yea, I get that. But the people (like my mother) who don't have celiac disease, who do it just because... like why?

    • @Elamdri
      @Elamdri 2 года назад +3

      @@DaltonHBrown honestly, I have no clue. It's more expensive and doesn't really taste any better. I was just pointing out that a lot of gluten free foods taste good.

  • @elizabethbowie9753
    @elizabethbowie9753 2 года назад +3

    I love, it's a southern thing. I'm a new enlander, but I did live in FLA, & also Tenn. Truth is stranger than fiction. Truth is also Funnier than fiction. That's why I love, It's a Southern Thing. 💗💗💗

  • @brittanyfreddy
    @brittanyfreddy 2 года назад +6

    if theres bacon bits, you must acquit 🤣🤣

  • @RhettyforHistory
    @RhettyforHistory 2 года назад +4

    You always know who to tell to bring the ice, cups, plates, plastic ware, napkins and soda. Never ever trust their food!

  • @skunked42
    @skunked42 2 года назад +7

    Yall need to do the sacred hand towels and soap in the guest bathroom.

    • @EtaryaFae
      @EtaryaFae 2 года назад

      Amen! And the decorative quilts/throw pillows in the Room Kids Shall Not Enter.

  • @LaineBurglass23
    @LaineBurglass23 2 года назад +2

    “I said the blessing in the car so I’m gonna go ahead and dive in” 🤣🤣🤣 brilliant!

  • @audreypilgrim8283
    @audreypilgrim8283 2 года назад +8

    The fact that y’all are dressed as the SCOOBY Doo gang is everything. Love it!

  • @melissarichardson3521
    @melissarichardson3521 2 года назад +12

    OMG.. I'm a southerner and this was so true and hilarious 😂

  • @lgfl
    @lgfl 2 года назад +7

    "If there are bacon bits you have to acquit" Couldn't do anything but gasp for air for 5 minutes after laughing so hard. It also sounded like the judge was drifting towards a Louisiana accent. Ah- YEEEEEEE!

    • @EtaryaFae
      @EtaryaFae 2 года назад

      Yeah, I'd never heard Matt talk like that and it was sooooo weird XD

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 2 года назад

      It was funny, but certainly not something that would have left anyone "gasping for air for 5 minutes..."!

    • @lgfl
      @lgfl 2 года назад

      @@jb6712 You don't know me. So don't criticize me.

  • @TheCoachMc
    @TheCoachMc 2 года назад +6

    FINALLY, The Southern People's Court is back!

  • @mg8849
    @mg8849 2 года назад +5

    It made me laugh how Adam and Matt had notes of Foghorn Leghorn in their voices!

  • @Miss_Kisa94
    @Miss_Kisa94 2 года назад +5

    I agree except for the part where she said "if you don't like it I'll just throw it away" nope we don't waste food in my house that mac and cheese would get eaten one way or another 😂

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 2 года назад +2

      "If you don't like it I'll take it home" is more like it.

    • @AlbredaWelde
      @AlbredaWelde 2 года назад +1

      Use it as the basis for a casserole...

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 2 года назад

      @@AlbredaWelde It already WAS a casserole!

  • @sogal4christ
    @sogal4christ 2 года назад +2

    Can’t tell you how many times I’ve had ppl bring the ice. Lol

  • @yodatw
    @yodatw 2 года назад +2

    The Bacon Bit must acquit should be on a T shirt. That is so hilarious!

  • @Marketsolo
    @Marketsolo 2 года назад +18

    I needed a good belly laugh!! Thank y'all!!

  • @meldilly7756
    @meldilly7756 2 года назад +5

    Wait, there's a fried honeybun????? Why have I not seen these before???

  • @HeartlandHunny
    @HeartlandHunny 2 года назад +6

    Baked mac and cheese is definitely superior to crockpot mac and cheese. But panko breadcrumbs on top? Uh-uh.

  • @marywatkins6798
    @marywatkins6798 2 года назад +3

    "If there's a bacon bit, you must aquit." LOL As usual, you're the funniest Southern channel out there!

  • @GWflife
    @GWflife 2 года назад +5

    Love these Southern Justice court skits.👍💯

  • @yuvgotubekidding
    @yuvgotubekidding 2 года назад +4

    At deep fried honeybun I got chest pains. At dad gummit I lol’d. And nobody making eye contact with the ice man. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @iamTW64
    @iamTW64 2 года назад +2

    So that's why they always ask me to bring ice and paper plates. 🤨 Great skit! 💯

    • @gigim.9742
      @gigim.9742 2 года назад +2

      I feel like we need a pot luck equivalent of community service, here. I say, if they fail at cooking, knock them down to drinks, first. If they cheap out on tea and soda, THEN assign 'em the ice and plates!

  • @christianelgin5150
    @christianelgin5150 2 года назад +7

    This has me Rollin!! I love this segment! Hahaha 😂😂

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 Год назад +3

    I love this channel. It's hilarious and those wonderful accents are to die for (Canadian here, enthusiast of southern accents)💖

  • @S7J7P7
    @S7J7P7 2 года назад +4

    Mac and cheese in a crockpot? That’s a new one on me. We always made ours on the stove with the roux in the same pan. Then take it straight to the bar on a few hand towels.

  • @NSR7385
    @NSR7385 2 года назад +2

    The Southern Court sketches are the best! Do more of those!!!

  • @khan987
    @khan987 2 года назад +2

    I love the line "Ain't no shame in my cheese game."

  • @jpvet5411
    @jpvet5411 2 года назад +5

    Love all ya'all but Matt is on a whole other level. He needs to be doing comedy movies for real.

  • @lissachocolate
    @lissachocolate 2 года назад +4

    Everyone was good, but the faces Adam made were great! 😆

  • @scholarkunoichi
    @scholarkunoichi 2 года назад +2

    Omgosh! The tapping to disappear!! Love it!

  • @karenashton5053
    @karenashton5053 2 года назад +3

    In our house I must clear all menu changes for holidays beforehand with the adult children.

  • @brianmallynn6453
    @brianmallynn6453 2 года назад +3

    I am so glad to see some regular content from this channel. thanks for all the hard work.

  • @JasonMoir
    @JasonMoir 2 года назад +72

    You definitely don't mess with mac & cheese. If you want to experiment, bring two separate casserole dishes....one traditional and the other experimental.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 2 года назад +6

      This. YOU are a GENIUS. 👏👏👏

    • @alchemyofcolorandstyle
      @alchemyofcolorandstyle 2 года назад +4

      “Never experiment without consent”, is what I think we all learned from this episode 😂(it helps that it rhymes)

  • @Shay_-cq2cl
    @Shay_-cq2cl Год назад +1

    THIS is spot on! No one likes it when your signature side dish has been “made over”. Just be consistent and everyone is happy.

  • @Mousey5846
    @Mousey5846 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is one of y'all's best videos 😂 It is funny from beginning to end! The look on the guy's face when he mutters "dadgummit" is my favorite.

  • @WhiteRaven696
    @WhiteRaven696 2 года назад +15

    I’m sorry, y’all named the red head Daphne and put her in purple and green? Y’all put the brunette in glasses and an orange turtleneck? And combined a white top with an orange scarf? Who’s the Scooby-Doo fan? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jwrockets
      @jwrockets 2 года назад +3

      Great catch.

    • @ItsaSouthernThing
      @ItsaSouthernThing  2 года назад +7

      Ruh-roh

    • @SandraSoapbox
      @SandraSoapbox 2 года назад +1

      I was thinking that too. I was like "Wow! A potluck and closet cosplay! Nice!"

    • @EtaryaFae
      @EtaryaFae 2 года назад +1

      Their reply autotranslates into "spirits" so do we need to call Mystery Inc.?

    • @JoshuaJ.Hamilton
      @JoshuaJ.Hamilton 2 года назад +2

      Don't forget ice-guy in the green shirt!

  • @Meantweetsforthewin
    @Meantweetsforthewin 2 года назад +3

    Oh God the accents had me dying! This was really very funny.

  • @FlipMacz
    @FlipMacz Год назад +1

    "I said the blessing in the car so I'm just going to dive in" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @LMacNeill
    @LMacNeill 2 года назад +1

    "I just wanted to try a new recipe..."
    Awwww... Bless her heart.

    • @nina1522
      @nina1522 2 года назад

      I like to try new recipes, but my family only ever wants the old, familar recipes, especially at holidays.

  • @stevefriery9086
    @stevefriery9086 2 года назад +5

    I just went through my first Thanksgiving without the oyster dressing. I'm 56 years young. Been eatin' that treat since I was in diapers every Thanksgiving. Sad. 😩

    • @queenbee3647
      @queenbee3647 Год назад +2

      No oyster dressing? Then you didnt have thanksgiving. You just had dinner! 😞

  • @thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921
    @thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921 2 года назад +16

    I remember hearing someone say that biscuits and gravy really isn’t a thing in the south because they heard some family member from Atlanta Georgia say they’ve never had it before

    • @helenholt1161
      @helenholt1161 2 года назад +8

      The horror

    • @timandcrystaljohnson2713
      @timandcrystaljohnson2713 2 года назад +23

      We don't consider Atlanta the South

    • @tanguman2
      @tanguman2 2 года назад +6

      I mean even this south Texan of Mexican American heritage MAKES BISCUITS AND GRAVY even if I use pillsbury Grands(I like the layers and buttery taste and ability to have two if split apart if more people than biscuits show up)

    • @brandy777
      @brandy777 2 года назад +2

      I'm from Atlanta. I don't know how that family had never had b&g, but it's a main staple in my family and several others I know. And we are considered Southern, it's just big y'all! lol

    • @thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921
      @thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921 2 года назад +4

      Well, that’s what she said and also claimed it because that her family has never heard of biscuits and gravy then therefore it was not an actual southern dish because her family “lived in the south” but never had it so

  • @joanmelnick1704
    @joanmelnick1704 2 года назад +2

    Lmao! The last part had me nearly falling down. Just a Floridian.

  • @Gr8lightlover
    @Gr8lightlover 2 года назад +1

    THE MUSIC THOUGH!!!!!!! IF there’s a bacon bit….you must acquit…🤣🤣🤣GOD I love being a southern girl!