Lesser Known Conspiracy Theories
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I don't need half sizes, just bigger ones.
The few years around the year 700 AD were pretty dang wild.
An entitled shithead killing off all the nice royalty out of jealousy leaving a succession of equally annoying shitheads behind,
a rags to riches bishop doing some 'miracles' that seem more like just good design work by today's standard,
the ghost of the bodyguard of the fallen good guy royals terrorising and entire nation and killing a bunch of people somehow...
Whoever made the movie Back to the Future drew heavily from Tesla for inspiration.
If you look at almost every single side comment made by Emmet Brown in the movie including those in deleted scenes,
you can find an almost identical quote said by Tesla himself somewhere in his lifetime.
When you consider that most of the off-hand comments Tesla made aren't documented at all, it's quite an impressive feat.
My favorite lesser known "conspiracy theory" is that Simon's immense output is fueled by cocaine.
Simon is actually 3 identical brothers, all creating content in shifts around the clock.
Is it a conspiracy if it's true?
@@bchin4005Yes, if it is still being kept secret 👍🏻
Not only is that not a conspiracy theory Simon is actually responsible for the missing Nazca lines that actually make them all make sense
"Allegendly" fueled by cocaine in his opinion. Lol.
The best joke about the moon landing is 'yes, it was faked by Stanley Kubrick, but he insisted on filming on location' 😁
The scene involving planting the flag took 237 takes.
I knew someone who became a delusional whack - a - loon. He claimed that the Moon landings were faked on the Moon, but we got there using alien technology. He also thought that there were hidden bases on Mars and other planets and moons. Not spoken to him since 2015 so no idea what he is doing now.
The moon is in England then 😂
Time travel into the future is possible, Simon. We are doing it now at the dizzying rate of 1 second per second.
In fact, you can travel into the future even faster. Any time you're moving at an appreciable speed or higher in a gravity we'll, you're moving into the future faster than 1 second pwr second. So if you've ever been in an airplane, you've moved into the future by some fraction of a second.
@@QBCPerditiontime goes slower the faster you go
@QBCPerdition I was previously thinking of it backwards and that you had it correct.
For example: a photon's life is over instantaneously. As soon as it's created, since it's traveling at the speed of light, time is basically traveling infinitely fast for it. It sees it's death as soon as it's birthed
@@QBCPerdition In theroy, backwards timetravel is also possible. If we're wrong about nothing being able to go FTL and time dilation continues, we'd reach "no time passing" at the speed of light, and faster than it time would go backwards due to dilation.
@@MeepChangeling yeah, but I doubt going FTL is possible
The next business blaze should be the conspiracy theories involving Simon Whistler. Like the one where the real Simon was badly disfigured in 2002 and this is all deep fake technology of what he would have looked like which is why he has so many channels. In reality, he wears a phantom from the opera mask and actually lives in a basement with his writers chained to a radiator
I never made this RUclips account. I made a gmail account and then when I went to RUclips one day I was logged in.
It all goes back to G+, but I like to pretend Simon made this channel. Statistically speaking, it's likely to be true.
@@BaronVonQuiplyI hate this. I have 3 RUclips accounts because Google automatically creates me a new one when I create a new email.
Just so you know, you also have Google Plus accounts. Google documents, accounts, everything that has Google on it. You have an account for when you signed up for Gmail
See its not Danny in the basement, its Simon, and Danny is the actual face in front of the camera
I thought Simon is actually an octuplet. The 8 brother take turns making the videos.
Vessi watching this video add read like “wow Simon. You did absolutely none of what we asked you to do, but yet it seemed appropriate, we will accept these terms” LOL
My personal conspiracy theory. The more epic Simon's beard gets, the more new channels he starts.
No, you have it backwards.
The beard is the source of his power, yes, but its glory depends on the RUclips channels to direct eyes to it.
And unlike most humans his ears get smaller with time further proof he's reptilian
I thought the beard houses the elves that do all the legwork on the channels. So a larger beard allows more housing
I'd totally bet on that.
2:15 - Chapter 1 - Phantom time hypothesis
2:35 - Mid roll ads
5:00 - Back to the video
11:30 - Chapter 2 - Get your ass to mars
16:35 - Chapter 3 - Baron trump's marvelous underground journey
After suffering with this affliction for some time now I think I finally have the strength to speak my truth and confess...
...every time I say this channel's name aloud, it always comes out as "Blain Braze".
Thank you for listening and more importantly, for understanding.
Oh, Reverend Spooner! We've been wondering for quite some time what had happened to you!
@@laurawillits176 Nice!
Damn! I'm horribly dyslexic and I don't do that!
My theory is that Simon actually loves long intros really but it's the video sponsors who are demanding shorter ones so that he can get on with talking about their products sooner 😂
That better be the case because I get really disappointed when he just skips it because it's too long. The intros are my favorite part
Its a lesser known conspiracy theory that Simon invested in that Kamino clone army start up. Its said that "200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way"
And is how he manages to continually provide quality content on his seemingly endless amount of channel's 😂
that's . . . why i'm here
Conspiracy theories are definitely entertaining!
I am now a glorious Fact Grl legend! Allegedly. In my opinion. I have now gotten through all 3+ years of Business/Brain Blaze videos! It took me fucking forever because of Simon's ridiculous video output. Thank you, Simon, Danny, Kevin, Dave, and Sam for the entertainment!
Now off to binge Casual Criminalist, as I've already conquered Decoding the Unknown!
You're welcome!
Well done 🤛🏼
@@nontrickpony Thank you!
time well spent?
@@N3ur0m4nc3r Yes. Yes, it was.
I turn up for the tangents, I stay for Sam’s memes 👏👏👏👏 and the quacks and farty noises….I’m a 12 year old in a 60 year old body 🤣🤣
I'm a radical 28 year old, in a 61year olds body, I hear ya!
Our galaxy is about 100,000 light years across... So a society capable of travelling at 0.5C could feasibly colonise the whole thing in about the time our species has existed, which in cosmic time is nothing. Especially given you could stop every 5-10 light years on random planets to colonise, repair etc. However, getting to Andromeda, which is 2.5 million light years away, with no real opportunities to stop on the way, is a whole different kettle of fish.
"What the f*ck is going on?"
"I don't know!"
That, right there, is the human condition.
Loving the Ren and Stimpy reaction memes. What a show, man
I love how confidently smart Simon sounds and how dumb he actually is :D "wait, why 13 days? Wasn't it just 300 years?" It's because of the leap years, Simon! You JUST read it a minute ago!
He doesn't write these things he just reads them. Apparently he doesn't pay to much attention to what he's reading.
His writers are awesome, but some episodes he drives me crazy with his ill informed tangents.
Simon: I hate it when people make a listening to an obscure punk band their whole thing.
Also, Simon: I'm using the most obscure pronunciation of this name that is commonly said this way and that's my thing
Plot twist: We do have time travel, but the history we have is the best possible outcome.. God, could you imagine? lol
I like the very sane and logical idea that time travel exists and is very easy... But no one other than archeologists ever go to a point in time prior to the invention of the time machine for the following reasons: No parts to repair it if it breaks. Medical technology is barbaric. The past is pretty shitty. Why would you ever go there?
Gravity Falls and The Boys memes in one episode! Your meme game is strong Boi!
My favourite part of this episode is that Simon can't remember Eric Trump's name. I bet Donald wishes he as so lucky.
And yes everyone, I get it: Yugoslavia doesn't exist anymore. Well it still existed back when Tesla's work was sent there and his stuff is still in the same place even if the country name is different.
I was just going to say, hahaha. It was just weird to hear it. I understand that they WERE sent to Yugoslavia, but it isn't in Yugoslavia NOW. Weirdly temporal sentence - "All the papers ARE (my emphasis) in a museum in Yugoslavia..." Present tense, dude, you had to expect some comment on that! ;-)
In High School, my history teacher asked each class to figure out by the end of the semester why Peking Man wouldn't be called Peking Man if he was found today. The answer is, of course, what was once called Peking is now Beijing. I don't think anyone ever got it right.
If a time machine ever exists it will always have existed.
Not necessarily. Forward time travel is 100% possible. backwards time travel, probably not.
@@ThatWriterKevin If it doesn't travel backwards in time, its just a clock.
@@MNbenMN ...no? I'm talking about traveling far into the future, not the rate of forward travel through time that people go through on a regular basis
@@ThatWriterKevin So was I.
Its so amusing how you all think you know the answer.
The conspiracy theory is that Simon is fueled by Cocaine and caffeine, but it's really Crystal Meth and Croissants.
Why not both?
I thought it was magic spoon coffee, and coke zero.
“Baker Act” is when you’re forced into mental health confinement,… er, treatment
I would just like to thank Sam for implanting that Walken clip into my brain such that every time I read, hear, or think “I don’t know,” it plays automatically.
I'll just echo Simon's endorsement of Vessi shoes. Best shoes I have ever purchased. I only bought them after Simon kept praising them in videos that weren't sponsored by Vessi, but man, I finally realize why he mentions them so often 👍
Stopped a financial documentary about IMF effects on nation sates’ currency stability to Blaze. Totally the correct option.
Even Simon doesn't acknowledge Eric as one of Trump's sons.😂😂
Yeah, it's so perfect that Simon can't even remember Eric Trump's name. I bet Donald wishes he was so lucky.
@@ThatWriterKevin he didn't just forget his name, he forgot he existed😂. He only acknowledged Trump Jr., and Bannon.
He's not American. I can't name the current prime minister of the UK let alone who the hell their kids are
Our parents told us as kids that anyone could grow up to be president....I guess some took it more literal than others. 🥴
Simon moved that cup in the beginning of the episode to signal to our secret lizard overlords that no actual secrets were going to be revealed in this episode
I gotto say I was skeptical about the change to the business blaze format back when it happened, but it’s still fun af
Glad you enjoyed!
i ate too many gummies. i just now realised i'm watching brain blaze... i was wondering why there were so many tangents. 😂
Project Pegasus (The Pegasus Project) was a 2006 episode of Stargate SG-1 where wormholes were used. Wonder where that quack got his inspiration?
Blaze me Tangent Boy! The Lizard Overlords favorite disinformation channel. Allegedly. Cheers
Damn. I was about to go to bed for my over night shift. One video leads to another......
Hope you got some sleep!
@@ThatWriterKevin put on the casual criminal after and fell asleep during the second criminal video....
The editing is still fucking excellent on this channel, thank god
Sam, the Mary Poppins meme was clever and so spot on.🧑🍳🤌😙
thanks Pam!
A court ordered, or police ordered psychiatric evaluation in the United States is called “the Baker Act” Simon. You call it sectioning someone, we call it Baker Acting someone.
omg that edit of tesla and trump with thomas the tank engine tho lmao
Fugging Sam! 21:55 had me literally LOL until i almost lost consciousness!
Donald Trump's children:
With Ivana: Don Jr, Eric and Ivanka
With Marla Maples: Tiffany
With Melania: Barron
Simon if you were ever confused by Ivana and Ivanka wondering which one was his wife, you're not alone.
12:08 You’ve covered teleportation on The Science of Science Fiction and depressingly it’s unlikely to be possible for anything living to be teleported
Would make an excellent mining technique however.
@@davidmcgill1000 I hadn’t thought of that
I really wish Obama had been like, "Welp, shit, you got me."
Love this one. Brilliant Simon. I would say we need a biography, BB or perhaps a Today I found out about Simon. Kevin or Danny would do a great job.
Did he say that Tesla's papers are in a museum in Yugoslavia?
I don't think there is a Yugoslavia anymore.
Well spotted! Yes, there is no longer a Yugoslavia, but back when there was one the Tesla museum there had all of his cool stuff. That same museum still has it, in whatever country it is now.
Baron Trump is Melania's son, he's the youngest one.
You're forgetting about Eric and the reason I know that Eric exists is because of late show comedians who have a long running joke that Trump doesn't like Eric.
Norm Macdonald knew too much....RIP you legend 😢
Charmaine was the girl at school who used to bully the year 7s
I'm shocked she wasn't the one being bullied for being named after a brand of toilet paper
@@ThatWriterKevin Again! I was just going to say! Every time Simon says "Charmaine" I think "Charmin"
Anyone can run for president. That might be a good video "craziest presidential candidates"
I've wanted to do something like this actually. I really wanna talk about Vermin Supreme, and while not a presidential candidate it'd be fun to talk about the "The Rent's Too Damn High" guy as well
22:37 That makes sense. I mean, if you have time travel technology, you can still drop things off in Yugoslavia.
funniest random trump coincidence is the episode of Trackdown from the 50s, called “The End of The World,” where a con man named Walter Trump attempts to scam the town into building a wall of magical metal to protect the town from meteors
Considering Project Stargate was an actual CIA thing, the time travel one does make sense in a "the CIA heard the Soviets were figuring out time travel so they commissioned DARPA to figure it out but it obviously didn't work so they hid it for shame reasons" way.
"Let's just give this guy an MRI to make sure nothing's growing in there" 😂
i dont think its an argument against time travel to say "he didnt change anything" or "he brought back no helpful tech" because anyone with at least half a brain wouldnt interfere with history, only observe. (which isnt to say that our mars lawyer indeed had a brain)
I wasn't arguing that he should have changed history. I'm just saying it's fucking weird that he was like, "Well I came here to see the Gettysburg Address in person, but while I'm here I may as well watch Lincoln get fucking murdered."
I’d love to see you do an episode on Project Blue Beam.
1:16 was that a clip from Buddy System? Love the breadth of memes that Sam adds!
Loved that Ren and Stimpy clip. Brought back memories.
“Trump and his boy nikola on their way to fuck up the timeline” LMFAOOO I’m TOO HIGH for that one I’m done
Ah phantom time, one part of the Timecube conspiracy!
14:51 A 15yr old ran under the name “Deez Nuts”. Basically anyone can run
Did this weirdo even qualify for the ballot in any state? I know he wasn't on the ballot in Texas.
I mean, that's not accurate. A 15 year old can campaign under the name "Deez Nuts", but he can't actually run or be elected. And there's no way he had the money to appear on the ballots either.
As a note for those interested in vessi shoes: they are not nonslip. I know Simon mentioned that they're "grippy" but they absolutely are not nonslip shoes. Which is honestly a big disappointment since they are great shoes. Super easy to clean, too; you basically just have to run them under some water and wipe the surface. Vessi really should consider making their shoes nonslip because then they'd be perfect ~ They could also use more designs in my opinion
I believe the word you're looking for Simon is Baker act. In America, law enforcement, medical professionals and private citizens can have someone bigger acted to be taken to a mental hospital for evaluation. The first two get done pretty easy, the third one you have to fill out a request for court order and have a judge review. What evidence was provided? Usually a statement and or photographs, and then decide what to do. I've sort of become a professional on the subject. Due to that, my wife is a diagnosed schizophrenic who doesn't take her meds and has been on the receiving end of a bigger act three times since October. 2 days prior to the last banker act in March I tried to get a court order baker act and was denied, two days later the cops came and did it themselves
@@karatwilight that is absolutely positively not true. On March 8th I went to file to have my wife Baker acted for the fourth time. I went and filled out the petition, and the judge rejected it. I have been assaulted numerous times, several times in front of the kids. During one of this assaults prompted the police to be called and her to be trespassed from the business that she was at during this time. All of that and it was still denied by the judge. But by the time I would have been able to appeal a week later, she had already been baker acted by the cops 2 days after I filed.
I think the phrase he was looking for was "being committed [to the asylum]".
Mary Poppins. Mary fuckin Poppins 🤌🤣
day 1 of asking the audience to stop referring to Simon as Fact Boy, and start calling him Fact Daddy
No. :P
Of course Charlie Magnesium was real, and he grew to a healthy 300 years old. Everyone knows this.
14:00 If you wanted upgraded technology for time travel, you don’t need a bigger budget. You simply go 400 years in to the future when the time travel tech is an app on a smart-implant (replaces phone 45 years from now), grab the new tech, with instructions how to make it, then go back to your time and make that new technology. Also, grab a download of all the hit songs, and then record them as originals in your time.
Any decent time traveler knows you can't change the course of history, all you can do is create another multiverse...😆
11:36 I was selected next Tuesday.
I'm going to be very excited when I found out.
Sci-Fi writer Larry Niven had an interesting opinion on time travel. He said that, if the Universe allowed it, there'd be NO time machines...the reason being, people would always be going back in time to fix things. After this went on for a long but finite number of times, the machines wouldn't be needed anymore. I'm pretty sure that was the gist of his theory.
Please do a casual Criminalist on Vincent Chin, his story is devastating, disgusting, and really needs to be told.
"Following WWII, some of Tesla's papers mysteriously disappeared and, to this day, nobody really knows what happened to them..."
It woulda been high-larious, at least to me, personally, if immediately after this quote, you would've cut to that possibly now overdone or overused clip of Dumb and Dumber when Jeff Daniels's blowin' up that upstairs shitter before findin' out it's currently Out of Order (though all-but certainly, not Out of Odor! LmMFaO!) :o)
4:58 "i never believed him" probably isnt what you want, right after an ad about waterproof shoes using new technology lol
No one better let him know the tiger king is running again from prison. 😮
Simon says the guy running for president should have been institutionalized... Does he not remember we elected a guy that believes in Qanon and that the sound of windmills causes cancer and that the Chinese have a gun that creates hurricanes?😂
I got a pair of the vessis. I needed insoles as my feet were getting quite sore at work, just so y'all know. Not sure about how well they keep you cool(pre insoles), but they definitely keep you warm, and the water resistance is real.
My favourite is still the conspiracy that birds aren’t real 😂
14:35 Simon, anyone can run for president. Just like anyone can run for Prime Minister in the UK. Have you been expatriated so long that you have forgotten about Lord Buckethead?!
More Conspiracy Theories with Professor Jennings, Yay!!!! LOVE it when Kevin gets to write about conspiracy theories, its spoil much fun!!!
Good news, there's still more coming!
I personally prefer to pronounce the name like "Char-luh-MAG-knee" for ultimate chaos.
I feel I have to point out to Simon that "Charmaine" was that Essex bird from Love Island. 😁
Never heard ANYONE pronounce Charlemagne that way before...but this is Whistle Boy, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Time travel in the 80's? Of course there was! My grade school years were wild! All those bookers and all that blow!
I loved the part where he couldn't manage the different country abbreviations. I laughed and rattled them off and called him a dumbass. But only out of love.
OMG! You just reminded me of Renn and Stimpy! I need to find a way to watch that ASAP LMAO 🤣😂😅
Time machines DO already exist. But they can only send you to tomorrow morning. Theyr'e called "Frat parties"
"Sectioned" in America is "involuntarily committed."
Catastrophism isn't the idea that catastropes are the ONLY tging that formed the world. It is the (quite defensible) idea that catastrophes were pivotal inflection points of the world's development.
The American phrase for "sectioned" that Simon was looking for at 13:49 is "committed". Adults in the US can generally only be involuntarily committed to a mental health institution if they are deemed by a judge to be an immediate threat to others or to oneself. Just spouting crazy-sounding theories about time and space travel aren't enough, I don't think. The UK being known for its many eccentrics, I doubt if one could be sectioned there for that reason either.
I’m a leap day baby! I love watching people do leap year math!!!
Its really crazy this popped up on my recommendations while im setting here watching back to the future on Tubi
HOW did Simon know I was thinking "but is he wearing Vessis NOW?" HOW?? I'm thinking the Vatican knows how he did it.
From what I understand Stonehenge is the ancient world wonder most likely to be destroyed by a drunk driver, as it’s right off the side of a pretty popular highway. I don’t think it’s likely to happen, but it’s far more probable than the other world wonders.
In USA it is called the Baker Act when an individual needs confined in an institution to make a mental assessment.
0:47- pause. Admire the swag on Simon in this one…👌
just got our vesssi! love them
It's funny that Simon is so surprised that "this guy ran for president..." when a 15 year old boy going by "Deeznutz" also launched a presidential bid the same year. They weren't taken as serious candidates.
Conspiracy Theory: This channel was better when it was Business Blaze and Danny was still chained up in the basement.
But it's still really good!
22:40
"In a museum in Yugoslavia"
So they did time travel! As that place stopped existing decades ago!
5150 is what we call it when someone is committed one a 72 hour pyshiciatric hold
One topic of time travel is that you can’t go back in time further than the invention of the machine. So if we created one today, we couldn’t travel to yesterday, but travelers from tomorrow could go to today.
Nope, nothing anyone can do. According to the US Justice system "it's not against the law to be crazy"