You Are Not Alone (Jon Lajoie)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • A commercial by Jon Lajoie. www.jonlajoie.com

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @apeaware5561
    @apeaware5561 10 лет назад +461

    Marlboro should use this as a commercial

    • @headecas
      @headecas 5 лет назад +16

      i can see it now"got raped?have a malboro"

    • @cyanide2813
      @cyanide2813 5 лет назад +2

      tf🤣

    • @يومكجي
      @يومكجي 3 года назад +4

      I honestly want a cigarette now

  • @jonlajoie
    @jonlajoie  13 лет назад +178

    Just to clear something up, no, I don't smoke. Well, I try not to, but drunk Jon does whatever he wants sometimes. Smoking is bad for you, and I don't recommend it, like trolling. Thanks for all the nice feedback. More to come.
    Kisses and tugs,
    Jon

    • @chadchristian5796
      @chadchristian5796 2 года назад

      Hi

    • @sthanuchowdhury8440
      @sthanuchowdhury8440 Год назад

      Yeah jon
      You won my heart my singing
      Every DAY NORMAL guy

    • @fright747
      @fright747 Год назад +1

      wym by tugs? 🤨📸

    • @JonJon-xp3lq
      @JonJon-xp3lq Год назад

      I'm still hopeful that Bert Gummer is out there never forget Bert Gummer day April 14th don't forget to pay your taxes for Bert.😢

    • @onjofilms
      @onjofilms Год назад

      You still giving out tugs?

  • @jeffreylebowski6897
    @jeffreylebowski6897 8 лет назад +339

    I thought the last time he's had sex was in 2003?

    • @666msw1
      @666msw1 8 лет назад +4

      +Jeffrey Lebowski he said that in 2007 and it's probably just for the sake of the song

    • @jeffreylebowski6897
      @jeffreylebowski6897 8 лет назад +41

      +Seddik werT Yeah but I also heard it wasn't free.

    • @JonS554
      @JonS554 8 лет назад +10

      +Jeffrey Lebowski It wasn't free, he had to pay to go to Japan

    • @chesterchow1
      @chesterchow1 8 лет назад +2

      +Jeffrey Lebowski You mean coitus?

    • @jeffreylebowski6897
      @jeffreylebowski6897 8 лет назад +1

      +Phil Latio I was talking about my rug.

  • @XXLoderunnerXX
    @XXLoderunnerXX 9 лет назад +604

    hes actually a good actor...

    • @MrCamradude
      @MrCamradude 8 лет назад +21

      He's on The League.

    • @XXLoderunnerXX
      @XXLoderunnerXX 8 лет назад +8

      Yeah.

    • @MagicMalky
      @MagicMalky 6 лет назад +28

      talented actor. talented singer and songwriter. talented editor, and thinking outside of the box. very talented

    • @mattullrich
      @mattullrich 6 лет назад +13

      MagicMalky no to mention brilliant comedian

    • @jonnysaccount1149
      @jonnysaccount1149 5 лет назад +1

      He's acted in some famous movies before

  • @alexanderstrau4135
    @alexanderstrau4135 10 лет назад +712

    In 10 years I'll show my son this video and tell him: And this is the man who invented the art of trolling^^

    • @wockawockarobots8435
      @wockawockarobots8435 10 лет назад +48

      To be fair, Andy Kaufman should be given that title.
      His life was one big trolling of the public.
      There are still people that think he's alive because of it.

    • @lMlacrohard
      @lMlacrohard 10 лет назад +5

      wockawocka robots I wish I could give your comment more thumbs up. I 100% agree.

    • @EuphhorixxOfficial
      @EuphhorixxOfficial 9 лет назад +6

      Look into the real story behind Ghandi, that guy invented trolling. Have you ever trolled a superpower on two continents? No. No you have not.

    • @xJunSkyx
      @xJunSkyx 6 лет назад

      hah amazingly spotted - though I would put that on a whole other level and leave the games for the kids. Its like you send delta force to fight CS GO League.

    • @sup-games
      @sup-games 5 лет назад +6

      6 more years to go , hope your son is at least born now.

  • @chakachakaHDgaming
    @chakachakaHDgaming 9 лет назад +393

    This made me quit smoking.

    • @philipgallegos1099
      @philipgallegos1099 9 лет назад +49

      Chaka LOL, made me Start smoking!

    • @philipgallegos1099
      @philipgallegos1099 9 лет назад +3

      mustafa omar HARD! bwahahhaa!!! (rape is funny) I love comedians who push the envelope... HARD!

    • @elizabethwarshawdantonio3609
      @elizabethwarshawdantonio3609 3 года назад +1

      Ha!!!

    • @denalidae6306
      @denalidae6306 3 года назад +1

      Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

    • @mortenjrgensen9138
      @mortenjrgensen9138 2 года назад

      @@philipgallegos1099 i was raped in Denmark on a festival, 2 days of pure torture, in a telt, so dont mind me, if am smoking

  • @lathonvining4977
    @lathonvining4977 12 лет назад +194

    "In what felt like a split second...........we were home safely"

  • @Dirtpaw95
    @Dirtpaw95 11 лет назад +152

    Troll level: Jon Lajoie

  • @Minizor27
    @Minizor27 11 лет назад +308

    Still a better love story that Twilight

  • @ViteloElyos
    @ViteloElyos 8 лет назад +74

    Oh fuck. I laughed more than i should.

  • @krishchand7691
    @krishchand7691 9 лет назад +301

    Well At least it wasn't Africa

  • @SuperOrginalName
    @SuperOrginalName 10 лет назад +96

    hahaahaah he got me the first and the second time,the HIV i was expecting that,but the Japan thing got me again :D

    • @TimecastGaming
      @TimecastGaming 10 лет назад +20

      your comment was way to normal

    • @tysond64
      @tysond64 10 лет назад +4

      I agree with thetimeman100. I'm prescribing you with a dose of _fake_ and _gay_.

    • @TimecastGaming
      @TimecastGaming 10 лет назад +2

      Petar N ok, you are clearly to young to understand but fake and gay is not a insult... its a referents to troll comments of youtube. he is not calling your comment fake and you gay. he is simply calling you comment fake and gay. This means he though you where smart enough to not post something like that. so he though it was fake. so if anything, he was complimenting you. But, because you failed to see this... your comment no longer deserves the Fake and gay... You have just gone up a Prescription... all the way up to *COMPLETELY STUPID*

    • @huntAblunt
      @huntAblunt 10 лет назад +1

      Petar N
      well you should to increase your IQ significantly, bitch! Imagine whats possible in life if only you read these comments....its unbelieveble. I did it too and look at me now....I am poor as fuck and homeless....isnt that a goal? This way you create jobs in the narcotraffic industry once that you are crack addicted....think about it

    • @TimecastGaming
      @TimecastGaming 9 лет назад

      will lay about to sit man ever sit down?

  • @michaelscarn5625
    @michaelscarn5625 8 лет назад +147

    This was a lot funnier back in 2011 after the huge earthquake in Japan, so my friends were all expecting him to mention the earthquake. 10/10 unexpected

    • @iranpop80slover
      @iranpop80slover 3 года назад +8

      I think it's hilarious in 2021

    • @ThatLongHairMetalGuy
      @ThatLongHairMetalGuy 2 года назад

      Yeah, this aged well... Not even sure what your comment is on about. I mean, I am, but hilariously irrelevant.

  • @SofaKingWeTodEd666
    @SofaKingWeTodEd666 10 лет назад +64

    at least i now know that i am not alone ...
    *lights up a cigarette and sobs uncontrollably*

  •  9 лет назад +81

    Dude... I laughed my lungs out!

  • @antsman14
    @antsman14 11 лет назад +84

    I'm doing this for my drama monologue tomorrow. Hope it goes well!

    • @blaustein_autor
      @blaustein_autor 3 года назад +26

      How did it go? ... if you can remember after 8 years? :D

    • @vXPwneDXv
      @vXPwneDXv 2 года назад +10

      @@blaustein_autor I’m curious to know too!

    • @mertkekevi3515
      @mertkekevi3515 2 года назад +10

      HOW DID IT GO GOD DAMN TELL US!!!

    • @GrimmyPigeon
      @GrimmyPigeon 2 года назад +5

      HOW DID IT GO???

    • @aquietplaceinthedark5458
      @aquietplaceinthedark5458 2 года назад +6

      Tell us how it went !!!! There are methods of finding people!!! Please we don't need to resort to that. Tell us..

  • @mikemerrill8054
    @mikemerrill8054 9 лет назад +50

    Hey bro, these things happen, just try to work on making better decisions in life. Everyday gets better.

  • @mjthilla
    @mjthilla 10 лет назад +133

    Why are we not funding this

    • @Forenzikproductions
      @Forenzikproductions 10 лет назад +3

      funding rape? lol

    • @Forenzikproductions
      @Forenzikproductions 10 лет назад

      Richard Arroyo peter griffin stem cell scene lmao xD

    • @Forenzikproductions
      @Forenzikproductions 10 лет назад

      Richard Arroyo Hahaha he goes "I am so F*CKIN READY" and flies through the ceiling

    • @puppypunter8316
      @puppypunter8316 9 лет назад +1

      ***** "When getting raped, the last thing on your mind shouldn't be Lung Cancer." It was actually about smoking xD

  • @Akayourstepdad
    @Akayourstepdad 11 лет назад +55

    Give him an oscar

  • @INS4NEL3G3ND
    @INS4NEL3G3ND 8 лет назад +164

    okay kurt cobain calm down

  • @davinciyoutube
    @davinciyoutube 8 лет назад +163

    We need more of those Video on RUclips :) Best wishes from Germany :)

    • @forya3213
      @forya3213 7 лет назад

      Davinci why germany

    • @johny16G
      @johny16G 6 лет назад

      No I think it’s more of a german optimism thing

    • @MultiTwentyseven
      @MultiTwentyseven 6 лет назад

      im also from germany and i dont know why he mentioned germany.

    • @joaomanini
      @joaomanini 6 лет назад

      Same reason you did.

    • @adamqvisten2223
      @adamqvisten2223 6 лет назад +1

      With hands i can heil to an yes!

  • @sbalogh53
    @sbalogh53 10 лет назад +40

    I was thinking this cat has nine lives, then bam! ... I did not see THAT coming. lol

  • @WtbgoldBlogspot
    @WtbgoldBlogspot 9 лет назад +82

    My mind literally hurts after watching this.
    Or figuratively...idk.

    • @headecas
      @headecas 5 лет назад +1

      imagine his ass

  • @realkanavdhawan
    @realkanavdhawan 4 года назад +20

    Man you are 20 years ahead from all of us 10 years ago....

  • @maxmeszaros9527
    @maxmeszaros9527 8 лет назад +24

    I give this a 9/11

  • @lizashleyc
    @lizashleyc 12 лет назад +26

    I am laughing so hard that I'm dehydrated
    FROM CRYING
    JON, you are the greatest person EVER.

  • @General12th
    @General12th 9 лет назад +42

    I wonder if Jon actually smoked those cigarettes. He doesn't seem like the smoking type.

    • @General12th
      @General12th 9 лет назад +96

      Dr. Tiggy The type where you smoke cigarettes.

    • @2114418
      @2114418 9 лет назад +9

      They're cigarettes its not that crazy if he did smoke them. lol.

    • @ValidBillsBro
      @ValidBillsBro 9 лет назад

      +Mary Juana he wouldn't sing as well as he does

    • @guineapig55555
      @guineapig55555 9 лет назад +4

      +Jordan Shank yeah he became a chain smoker because of this commercial. dedicated dude

    • @Philocyb1n
      @Philocyb1n 8 лет назад

      +Absent badum tish

  • @christianruud63
    @christianruud63 9 лет назад +29

    I'm getting mixed emotions by this

  • @DitzyDaffy
    @DitzyDaffy 10 лет назад +27

    I was laughing. Then I was sad.

    • @simonjohansson1065
      @simonjohansson1065 10 лет назад +1

      I was sad. Then i laughed. You're weird.

    • @tommymarus
      @tommymarus 10 лет назад

      benedict cumberbatch is the hottest man on earth.

    • @DitzyDaffy
      @DitzyDaffy 10 лет назад

      lmao

  • @theodorcalotescu1876
    @theodorcalotescu1876 Год назад +5

    Imagine people seeing this now. :) This guy still has me after 12 yers.

  • @cristianguerra3312
    @cristianguerra3312 10 лет назад +17

    I have seen this 100 times at least.... it has to be one of the most hilarious shit you've ever done Jon, like whaaaaaaaat

  • @GettingThereTV
    @GettingThereTV 9 лет назад +11

    Thought this was hilarious up until the last part. I know his humor isn't supposed to be completely inoffensive, but I'm sure there was a better way to make that joke anyway.

    • @MyNamesCollin
      @MyNamesCollin 9 лет назад +7

      Liam Alexandre Bitch

    • @DropkickNation
      @DropkickNation 9 лет назад

      +AQWcsr96 Yes, we know that you are.

    • @liquidregret6620
      @liquidregret6620 9 лет назад +1

      +Liam Alexandre Someone must have sand in their vagina

    • @theantimatter
      @theantimatter 9 лет назад +2

      +Liam Alexandre i totally agree. i mean the video is ok in general, but the last part? marlboro is shit. it should've been camel.

  • @julytuke154
    @julytuke154 11 лет назад +15

    most trolling video in youtube

  • @SobiesawChabaz
    @SobiesawChabaz Год назад +3

    this was the peak youtube era

  • @ReclusePhayder
    @ReclusePhayder 5 лет назад +11

    Man. If this joke was done today, Jon would be swarmed over. "OMG RAPE ISN'T A JOKE IT'S OFFENSIVE". Man. I'm glad I can actually understand why this is funny.

    • @yummydirtproductions
      @yummydirtproductions 5 лет назад +3

      ReclusePhayder shut up, nobody actually acts like that except for the fucking strawmen that live in your head. grow up.

    • @magischepflanzen758
      @magischepflanzen758 4 года назад +1

      @@yummydirtproductions Thanks for saying that!

    • @FUBARGunpla
      @FUBARGunpla 4 года назад +1

      @@yummydirtproductions yeah because its not like cancel culture loves bringing shit up from the past or anything. fuckin idiot.

  • @EfftingES
    @EfftingES 11 лет назад +9

    ''don't worry, it came back negative, youre fine'' AHAHAA

  • @TheTManShow
    @TheTManShow 5 лет назад +7

    I love his haircut (no homo)

  • @rabarbarcoverov2254
    @rabarbarcoverov2254 5 лет назад +11

    Who is watching it in 2019? :D

  • @MrKralvezir
    @MrKralvezir 8 лет назад +8

    What the fuck ? Did i just watched ..? :D

  • @jean-francoislavergne6354
    @jean-francoislavergne6354 4 года назад +9

    2020 and still coming back to listen to this sometimes xD damn that guy is funny ahahah

  • @amitkerub2477
    @amitkerub2477 10 лет назад +8

    YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH YOUR VIDEOS OMFG~!!
    WHAT A GENIUS

  • @durkdurkington1643
    @durkdurkington1643 8 лет назад +12

    First thing to make me actually 'lough out loud' in a long time. Thank you!

    • @EZGoin33X
      @EZGoin33X 7 лет назад

      Is that how Canadians pronounce laugh? :) jk

  • @BugleBoy1990
    @BugleBoy1990 10 лет назад +10

    looks like pewdiepie in some of the shots lol

  • @DrHamza-sy4gq
    @DrHamza-sy4gq 5 лет назад +5

    Damn, you look like Tim Lambesis from As I Lay Dying!

  • @johgu92
    @johgu92 6 месяцев назад +3

    I wish he still made these kinds of videos. 😢

  • @bellasheree5885
    @bellasheree5885 10 лет назад +6

    i now understand trollingXD lmfao

  • @boilabum
    @boilabum 9 лет назад +8

    I dont like needles, so i didnt do it.

  • @timothystotesbery5750
    @timothystotesbery5750 Год назад +2

    😂😢😂. All these years later i keep coming back to this

  • @mykimikimiky
    @mykimikimiky 6 лет назад +3

    this is the only channel on YT where I don't leave shitty comments. :)

  • @jaspaldeora8572
    @jaspaldeora8572 6 лет назад +5

    This Guy Was Filthy Frank of youtube before Filthy Frank was Filthy Frank

    • @UaraBeyKO
      @UaraBeyKO 6 лет назад +2

      Sway in the morning he was rocking so fucking much, the thing is filthy frank fans do not even know this guy exists

  • @ziggyzgirl
    @ziggyzgirl 10 лет назад +5

    I didn't laugh at first. Then after everything I saw, all of a sudden...I did. I laughed.

  • @j.d.degard5068
    @j.d.degard5068 9 лет назад +6

    Must of went through half a pack of smokes

  • @grouchypus
    @grouchypus 11 лет назад +9

    *insert obscure Lou Reed heroin reference*

    • @stefbrits983
      @stefbrits983 10 лет назад

      haha lou reed is such a good song

  • @TheGanilee
    @TheGanilee 10 лет назад +4

    LOL THIS IS HALARIOUS, plua the twist ending...
    And this is a smoking commercial... lol

  • @calirican9163
    @calirican9163 8 лет назад +7

    so many steep turns in this story😂😂😭

  • @williamhines1670
    @williamhines1670 10 лет назад +4

    Of course there are spoilers in the comments. Why would anyone comment on a video they haven't seen.

  • @pouliner01
    @pouliner01 7 лет назад +5

    Please Come Back to RUclips Jon !

    • @himanshuchauhan109
      @himanshuchauhan109 4 года назад +1

      While you're at it, ask iron maiden to come back too

    • @stephenhancock1578
      @stephenhancock1578 4 года назад

      @@himanshuchauhan109 he's still around, Wolfies Just Fine. Hes just busy doing music, and music production stuff.

  • @sillyman19
    @sillyman19 9 лет назад +5

    Wtf did I just watch?

  • @jermv9709
    @jermv9709 10 лет назад +5

    this man is a genius. soo funny

  • @multicultures
    @multicultures 10 лет назад +4

    Stop with the spoiler alerts ppl lol

    • @TheRealCleareo
      @TheRealCleareo 10 лет назад +2

      Here's an idea. Don't read the comments before you watch the video.

  • @Princess0Alin
    @Princess0Alin 10 лет назад +8

    brilliant

  • @andbattleships
    @andbattleships 13 лет назад +12

    Jon's a really underrated musician. All of his songs work remarkably well as both pieces of comedy and songwriting.

  • @googlesearches240
    @googlesearches240 10 лет назад +4

    You need to do more monologues like this Jon - PLEASE....They are absolutely amazing...

  • @aaron4king1
    @aaron4king1 9 лет назад +2

    You sick fuck...I'm still laughing 2 mins later.

  • @cestarianinhabitant5898
    @cestarianinhabitant5898 8 лет назад +12

    Surprise! That's how they say hello in Japan!

  • @hez987654321
    @hez987654321 10 лет назад +6

    So high this is great

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 10 лет назад +6

    Cigarillos > cigarettes

    • @cedricengwall8377
      @cedricengwall8377 10 лет назад

      those are cigarettes .-. marlboro smooths. lol

    • @OmynysFence
      @OmynysFence 10 лет назад

      Cedric Engwall that's not a smooth

    • @cedricengwall8377
      @cedricengwall8377 10 лет назад +1

      Twilght Sparkle i meant marlboro lights/golds, I think thats what they are. loI quit smoking marbs. thank god. switched to american spirirt. WAY better. lol

    • @joejoeson9858
      @joejoeson9858 10 лет назад +3

      Cedric Engwall I switched to not smoking way better.

    • @cedricengwall8377
      @cedricengwall8377 10 лет назад

      Joe Joeson good for you man :)

  • @hoangthinh7025
    @hoangthinh7025 9 лет назад +2

    dưa leo đã đưa tôi đến đây và tắt tab đi với nỗi thất vọng vì méo hiẻu nó nói gì :v

  • @TheTManShow
    @TheTManShow 5 лет назад +3

    This guy's so funny I love it

  • @nonmagicmike723
    @nonmagicmike723 9 лет назад +8

    Did you at least enjoy it?

  • @lonedruid1791
    @lonedruid1791 8 лет назад +3

    ........hard

  • @X3MCTZN
    @X3MCTZN 10 лет назад +3

    The background music reminds me of .... Perfect Circle - The outsider !!!

  • @tabloidkeg3743
    @tabloidkeg3743 10 лет назад +4

    haha

  • @Vrossi95
    @Vrossi95 11 лет назад +3

    lolz

  • @WripzPvP
    @WripzPvP 8 лет назад +3

    this tripped me out

    • @Leah-kq7fx
      @Leah-kq7fx 8 лет назад

      He is a smoker this surprises me

  • @MundMoriginal
    @MundMoriginal 5 лет назад +1

    Proof that rape jokes can be funny. We all know it is not funny in real life, and we all can't imagine the horror of experiencing it, but please, people need to be able to laugh about things, even if they are horrible if they would happen to us, because that is how we can cope with the harsh reality of living.

  • @reezlaw
    @reezlaw 2 года назад +2

    The old internet is amazing

  • @chumgumpster6467
    @chumgumpster6467 9 лет назад +2

    I was gonna make a rape joke, but now it seems a little forced.

  • @vargohoat9950
    @vargohoat9950 7 лет назад +2

    this is jons best work imo, its still really good. i wish he hadnt gone the comedy music route because its death to fame.

  • @jach8047
    @jach8047 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is still so funny.. actually funnier than it used to be.

  • @BeaFromPoland
    @BeaFromPoland 10 лет назад +2

    "i decided to take a vacation, so i packed my bags at night and flew to japan....." HAHAHAHA i almost pissed my pants! love him!!

  • @djbios
    @djbios 4 года назад +2

    Still watch this shit.

  • @wallacecrowmanproject9235
    @wallacecrowmanproject9235 8 лет назад +2

    Was...Was it a tentacle monster? I mean it was Japan.

  • @BrandonMaceira-go1gs
    @BrandonMaceira-go1gs 4 года назад +3

    Man he has some feminine hands haha

  • @kennethferrari1342
    @kennethferrari1342 Год назад +1

    I remember when this came out after the tsunami, and I was dead

  • @breakingthroughthewall8825
    @breakingthroughthewall8825 2 года назад +1

    let me put this out there: i was raped when i was 16 and im 22 now but i can recognize this mans genius comedic skills and respect that hes got the balls to use them for everyone to enjoy whether they choose to enjoy his content or not is up to them but i advise learning to appreciate the things that dont hurt anyone.

  • @williemakit2477
    @williemakit2477 4 года назад +2

    Imagine what he's gonna go through if he ever quits smoking! Lmao 😂

  • @RobCardIV
    @RobCardIV Год назад +1

    heeehehehehe.
    dont make me giggle for a few seconds.

  • @billybillybillythompson7212
    @billybillybillythompson7212 4 года назад +1

    I drive well when im drunk.

  • @mikestafford6900
    @mikestafford6900 4 года назад +1

    they could NEVER make this today hahahahahahahaha

  • @Avatar013
    @Avatar013 5 лет назад +1

    This is the most elaborate rape joke ever.

  • @justindobbs3477
    @justindobbs3477 4 года назад +1

    Bro.i didn't not expect that ending

  • @evaschroeder4020
    @evaschroeder4020 2 года назад +1

    I knew this was going to be a joke

  • @guitarviking4377
    @guitarviking4377 5 лет назад +1

    why when he said "all of the sudden" i instantly added there shined the shining demon XD

  • @NiggaChannel
    @NiggaChannel 12 лет назад +2

    love his voice!

  • @Amina0904
    @Amina0904 12 лет назад +1

    that was so wrong :) funny and sooooo wrong

  • @2XK_
    @2XK_ Год назад +1

    11 YEAR'S LATER, MY MAN... YOU STILL HAVE ME ROLLING

  • @Zoologic21
    @Zoologic21 11 лет назад

    There's a difference between being able to state something you disagree with, and well, what your doing. So much negativity and hate. Why can't you just passively state your opinion and leave? It's like you're looking for trouble. Besides. I'm not restricting you on what you can say, but haven't you ever heard of, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all"?

  • @MrKal007
    @MrKal007 5 лет назад +2

    One of the funniest things ever. Period.

  • @Zoologic21
    @Zoologic21 11 лет назад

    Haha, thanks man, I really don't try to pretend I'm perfect or anything, I have my share of mistakes just as everyone else does too, I just didn't think this guy was getting the whole point of he "rape joke" and was taking this video way too personally.