Just to clear something up, no, I don't smoke. Well, I try not to, but drunk Jon does whatever he wants sometimes. Smoking is bad for you, and I don't recommend it, like trolling. Thanks for all the nice feedback. More to come. Kisses and tugs, Jon
To be fair, Andy Kaufman should be given that title. His life was one big trolling of the public. There are still people that think he's alive because of it.
hah amazingly spotted - though I would put that on a whole other level and leave the games for the kids. Its like you send delta force to fight CS GO League.
Petar N ok, you are clearly to young to understand but fake and gay is not a insult... its a referents to troll comments of youtube. he is not calling your comment fake and you gay. he is simply calling you comment fake and gay. This means he though you where smart enough to not post something like that. so he though it was fake. so if anything, he was complimenting you. But, because you failed to see this... your comment no longer deserves the Fake and gay... You have just gone up a Prescription... all the way up to *COMPLETELY STUPID*
Petar N well you should to increase your IQ significantly, bitch! Imagine whats possible in life if only you read these comments....its unbelieveble. I did it too and look at me now....I am poor as fuck and homeless....isnt that a goal? This way you create jobs in the narcotraffic industry once that you are crack addicted....think about it
This was a lot funnier back in 2011 after the huge earthquake in Japan, so my friends were all expecting him to mention the earthquake. 10/10 unexpected
Thought this was hilarious up until the last part. I know his humor isn't supposed to be completely inoffensive, but I'm sure there was a better way to make that joke anyway.
Man. If this joke was done today, Jon would be swarmed over. "OMG RAPE ISN'T A JOKE IT'S OFFENSIVE". Man. I'm glad I can actually understand why this is funny.
Twilght Sparkle i meant marlboro lights/golds, I think thats what they are. loI quit smoking marbs. thank god. switched to american spirirt. WAY better. lol
Proof that rape jokes can be funny. We all know it is not funny in real life, and we all can't imagine the horror of experiencing it, but please, people need to be able to laugh about things, even if they are horrible if they would happen to us, because that is how we can cope with the harsh reality of living.
let me put this out there: i was raped when i was 16 and im 22 now but i can recognize this mans genius comedic skills and respect that hes got the balls to use them for everyone to enjoy whether they choose to enjoy his content or not is up to them but i advise learning to appreciate the things that dont hurt anyone.
There's a difference between being able to state something you disagree with, and well, what your doing. So much negativity and hate. Why can't you just passively state your opinion and leave? It's like you're looking for trouble. Besides. I'm not restricting you on what you can say, but haven't you ever heard of, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all"?
Haha, thanks man, I really don't try to pretend I'm perfect or anything, I have my share of mistakes just as everyone else does too, I just didn't think this guy was getting the whole point of he "rape joke" and was taking this video way too personally.
Marlboro should use this as a commercial
i can see it now"got raped?have a malboro"
tf🤣
I honestly want a cigarette now
Just to clear something up, no, I don't smoke. Well, I try not to, but drunk Jon does whatever he wants sometimes. Smoking is bad for you, and I don't recommend it, like trolling. Thanks for all the nice feedback. More to come.
Kisses and tugs,
Jon
Hi
Yeah jon
You won my heart my singing
Every DAY NORMAL guy
wym by tugs? 🤨📸
I'm still hopeful that Bert Gummer is out there never forget Bert Gummer day April 14th don't forget to pay your taxes for Bert.😢
You still giving out tugs?
I thought the last time he's had sex was in 2003?
+Jeffrey Lebowski he said that in 2007 and it's probably just for the sake of the song
+Seddik werT Yeah but I also heard it wasn't free.
+Jeffrey Lebowski It wasn't free, he had to pay to go to Japan
+Jeffrey Lebowski You mean coitus?
+Phil Latio I was talking about my rug.
hes actually a good actor...
He's on The League.
Yeah.
talented actor. talented singer and songwriter. talented editor, and thinking outside of the box. very talented
MagicMalky no to mention brilliant comedian
He's acted in some famous movies before
In 10 years I'll show my son this video and tell him: And this is the man who invented the art of trolling^^
To be fair, Andy Kaufman should be given that title.
His life was one big trolling of the public.
There are still people that think he's alive because of it.
wockawocka robots I wish I could give your comment more thumbs up. I 100% agree.
Look into the real story behind Ghandi, that guy invented trolling. Have you ever trolled a superpower on two continents? No. No you have not.
hah amazingly spotted - though I would put that on a whole other level and leave the games for the kids. Its like you send delta force to fight CS GO League.
6 more years to go , hope your son is at least born now.
This made me quit smoking.
Chaka LOL, made me Start smoking!
mustafa omar HARD! bwahahhaa!!! (rape is funny) I love comedians who push the envelope... HARD!
Ha!!!
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
@@philipgallegos1099 i was raped in Denmark on a festival, 2 days of pure torture, in a telt, so dont mind me, if am smoking
"In what felt like a split second...........we were home safely"
Troll level: Jon Lajoie
Still a better love story that Twilight
sure is
My favorite comment of the day
😂😂😂😂
Hey come back
Oh fuck. I laughed more than i should.
Well At least it wasn't Africa
This comment is underrated!
HAHA I GET IT! EBOLA, RIGHT?
+Valar Fornikhaeris No he just meant bigger cocks
Al Vesker Iz u sure it's not ebola?
Don't care:)
hahaahaah he got me the first and the second time,the HIV i was expecting that,but the Japan thing got me again :D
your comment was way to normal
I agree with thetimeman100. I'm prescribing you with a dose of _fake_ and _gay_.
Petar N ok, you are clearly to young to understand but fake and gay is not a insult... its a referents to troll comments of youtube. he is not calling your comment fake and you gay. he is simply calling you comment fake and gay. This means he though you where smart enough to not post something like that. so he though it was fake. so if anything, he was complimenting you. But, because you failed to see this... your comment no longer deserves the Fake and gay... You have just gone up a Prescription... all the way up to *COMPLETELY STUPID*
Petar N
well you should to increase your IQ significantly, bitch! Imagine whats possible in life if only you read these comments....its unbelieveble. I did it too and look at me now....I am poor as fuck and homeless....isnt that a goal? This way you create jobs in the narcotraffic industry once that you are crack addicted....think about it
will lay about to sit man ever sit down?
This was a lot funnier back in 2011 after the huge earthquake in Japan, so my friends were all expecting him to mention the earthquake. 10/10 unexpected
I think it's hilarious in 2021
Yeah, this aged well... Not even sure what your comment is on about. I mean, I am, but hilariously irrelevant.
at least i now know that i am not alone ...
*lights up a cigarette and sobs uncontrollably*
Dude... I laughed my lungs out!
Marco túlio Well, you won't get lung cancer now!
I'm doing this for my drama monologue tomorrow. Hope it goes well!
How did it go? ... if you can remember after 8 years? :D
@@blaustein_autor I’m curious to know too!
HOW DID IT GO GOD DAMN TELL US!!!
HOW DID IT GO???
Tell us how it went !!!! There are methods of finding people!!! Please we don't need to resort to that. Tell us..
Hey bro, these things happen, just try to work on making better decisions in life. Everyday gets better.
Mike Merrill I died in 9/11 so i've got that going for me.
***** indeed
Why are we not funding this
funding rape? lol
Richard Arroyo peter griffin stem cell scene lmao xD
Richard Arroyo Hahaha he goes "I am so F*CKIN READY" and flies through the ceiling
***** "When getting raped, the last thing on your mind shouldn't be Lung Cancer." It was actually about smoking xD
Give him an oscar
okay kurt cobain calm down
😂
We need more of those Video on RUclips :) Best wishes from Germany :)
Davinci why germany
No I think it’s more of a german optimism thing
im also from germany and i dont know why he mentioned germany.
Same reason you did.
With hands i can heil to an yes!
I was thinking this cat has nine lives, then bam! ... I did not see THAT coming. lol
My mind literally hurts after watching this.
Or figuratively...idk.
imagine his ass
Man you are 20 years ahead from all of us 10 years ago....
I give this a 9/11
OMG 😂😭🤣😅
I am laughing so hard that I'm dehydrated
FROM CRYING
JON, you are the greatest person EVER.
I wonder if Jon actually smoked those cigarettes. He doesn't seem like the smoking type.
Dr. Tiggy The type where you smoke cigarettes.
They're cigarettes its not that crazy if he did smoke them. lol.
+Mary Juana he wouldn't sing as well as he does
+Jordan Shank yeah he became a chain smoker because of this commercial. dedicated dude
+Absent badum tish
I'm getting mixed emotions by this
I was laughing. Then I was sad.
I was sad. Then i laughed. You're weird.
benedict cumberbatch is the hottest man on earth.
lmao
Imagine people seeing this now. :) This guy still has me after 12 yers.
I have seen this 100 times at least.... it has to be one of the most hilarious shit you've ever done Jon, like whaaaaaaaat
😂😅
Thought this was hilarious up until the last part. I know his humor isn't supposed to be completely inoffensive, but I'm sure there was a better way to make that joke anyway.
Liam Alexandre Bitch
+AQWcsr96 Yes, we know that you are.
+Liam Alexandre Someone must have sand in their vagina
+Liam Alexandre i totally agree. i mean the video is ok in general, but the last part? marlboro is shit. it should've been camel.
most trolling video in youtube
this was the peak youtube era
Man. If this joke was done today, Jon would be swarmed over. "OMG RAPE ISN'T A JOKE IT'S OFFENSIVE". Man. I'm glad I can actually understand why this is funny.
ReclusePhayder shut up, nobody actually acts like that except for the fucking strawmen that live in your head. grow up.
@@yummydirtproductions Thanks for saying that!
@@yummydirtproductions yeah because its not like cancel culture loves bringing shit up from the past or anything. fuckin idiot.
''don't worry, it came back negative, youre fine'' AHAHAA
I love his haircut (no homo)
Who is watching it in 2019? :D
Yes
There it it
Is
I’ll watch it cyclically for the next 20 years
What the fuck ? Did i just watched ..? :D
2020 and still coming back to listen to this sometimes xD damn that guy is funny ahahah
YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH YOUR VIDEOS OMFG~!!
WHAT A GENIUS
First thing to make me actually 'lough out loud' in a long time. Thank you!
Is that how Canadians pronounce laugh? :) jk
looks like pewdiepie in some of the shots lol
Damn, you look like Tim Lambesis from As I Lay Dying!
I wish he still made these kinds of videos. 😢
i now understand trollingXD lmfao
I dont like needles, so i didnt do it.
😂😢😂. All these years later i keep coming back to this
this is the only channel on YT where I don't leave shitty comments. :)
This Guy Was Filthy Frank of youtube before Filthy Frank was Filthy Frank
Sway in the morning he was rocking so fucking much, the thing is filthy frank fans do not even know this guy exists
I didn't laugh at first. Then after everything I saw, all of a sudden...I did. I laughed.
Must of went through half a pack of smokes
*insert obscure Lou Reed heroin reference*
haha lou reed is such a good song
LOL THIS IS HALARIOUS, plua the twist ending...
And this is a smoking commercial... lol
so many steep turns in this story😂😂😭
Of course there are spoilers in the comments. Why would anyone comment on a video they haven't seen.
Please Come Back to RUclips Jon !
While you're at it, ask iron maiden to come back too
@@himanshuchauhan109 he's still around, Wolfies Just Fine. Hes just busy doing music, and music production stuff.
Wtf did I just watch?
this man is a genius. soo funny
Stop with the spoiler alerts ppl lol
Here's an idea. Don't read the comments before you watch the video.
brilliant
Jon's a really underrated musician. All of his songs work remarkably well as both pieces of comedy and songwriting.
You need to do more monologues like this Jon - PLEASE....They are absolutely amazing...
Hey, future here. He hasn't.
You sick fuck...I'm still laughing 2 mins later.
Surprise! That's how they say hello in Japan!
So high this is great
Cigarillos > cigarettes
those are cigarettes .-. marlboro smooths. lol
Cedric Engwall that's not a smooth
Twilght Sparkle i meant marlboro lights/golds, I think thats what they are. loI quit smoking marbs. thank god. switched to american spirirt. WAY better. lol
Cedric Engwall I switched to not smoking way better.
Joe Joeson good for you man :)
dưa leo đã đưa tôi đến đây và tắt tab đi với nỗi thất vọng vì méo hiẻu nó nói gì :v
This guy's so funny I love it
Did you at least enjoy it?
........hard
The background music reminds me of .... Perfect Circle - The outsider !!!
haha
lolz
this tripped me out
He is a smoker this surprises me
Proof that rape jokes can be funny. We all know it is not funny in real life, and we all can't imagine the horror of experiencing it, but please, people need to be able to laugh about things, even if they are horrible if they would happen to us, because that is how we can cope with the harsh reality of living.
The old internet is amazing
I was gonna make a rape joke, but now it seems a little forced.
this is jons best work imo, its still really good. i wish he hadnt gone the comedy music route because its death to fame.
This is still so funny.. actually funnier than it used to be.
"i decided to take a vacation, so i packed my bags at night and flew to japan....." HAHAHAHA i almost pissed my pants! love him!!
Still watch this shit.
Was...Was it a tentacle monster? I mean it was Japan.
Man he has some feminine hands haha
I remember when this came out after the tsunami, and I was dead
let me put this out there: i was raped when i was 16 and im 22 now but i can recognize this mans genius comedic skills and respect that hes got the balls to use them for everyone to enjoy whether they choose to enjoy his content or not is up to them but i advise learning to appreciate the things that dont hurt anyone.
Imagine what he's gonna go through if he ever quits smoking! Lmao 😂
heeehehehehe.
dont make me giggle for a few seconds.
I drive well when im drunk.
they could NEVER make this today hahahahahahahaha
This is the most elaborate rape joke ever.
Bro.i didn't not expect that ending
I knew this was going to be a joke
why when he said "all of the sudden" i instantly added there shined the shining demon XD
love his voice!
that was so wrong :) funny and sooooo wrong
11 YEAR'S LATER, MY MAN... YOU STILL HAVE ME ROLLING
There's a difference between being able to state something you disagree with, and well, what your doing. So much negativity and hate. Why can't you just passively state your opinion and leave? It's like you're looking for trouble. Besides. I'm not restricting you on what you can say, but haven't you ever heard of, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all"?
One of the funniest things ever. Period.
Haha, thanks man, I really don't try to pretend I'm perfect or anything, I have my share of mistakes just as everyone else does too, I just didn't think this guy was getting the whole point of he "rape joke" and was taking this video way too personally.