No matter how long I go without seeing his videos eventually I always end up coming back to the channel to watch every single video again and they never ever get old not even a little
I just needed to LMAO today. Listen to "chainsaw"🤷 fuck everything, this morning. Wait, what? I literally care about everything! 😆😆😆 I'm really not in to master anything but this song in this video, so true. Love your self. Literally. 😆
Jon is a cure for depression. I had some shitty time in my life 15 years ago, he saved me with his profound insights. Hopefully he'll do this for another 15 at least.
No. It will always be "Show me your genitals" with genius stuff like: "Women are equal and they deserve respect. Just kidding, they should suck my dick!" "I have a present for you right here. Actually it's not a present, it's my penis" "2 + 2 = Vagina" "Vagina"
Foreigners have the best of worlds. That, and free taxes for the first 7 yrs. Whether you're English, french,French, Japanese or German or pee wee herman...invading our pants
I wonder if the title "Alone in the universe" suckered more people in for views than having a innuendo about masturbation as the title would have drawn in organically?
THIS is why I love this guy. When at first I look at the title and listen to the tune, I start to think he's actually going to sing a serious song. But then I hear these funny and perverted lyrics, going on with this catchy tune, it just makes me love the guy even more. YOU are a music GENIUS!!
Okay so it was 1:35 am and I have this song on my iPod. I was lying in my bed trying to go to sleep, so I put my headphones in my ears. I turned this song on, and when he said "I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage" I lmao. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe and my eyes were watering.
Jon La Joieieia is easily the most talented person on the internet. Or at least on youtube, anyway. Also, the song at the end is excellent. Jon deserves to be a millionaire.
The best part of this is actually how good you've caputred both coldplays sound and Chris Whatevers singing. Awsome in every way, thanks for making my day!
Cold play is foreplay with a Job Lajoie song. It's all Yellow the Scientist journey back an forth but the clocks might stop. Yet we have time to turn Japanese.
No matter how long I go without seeing his videos eventually I always end up coming back to the channel to watch every single video again and they never ever get old not even a little
I just needed to LMAO today. Listen to "chainsaw"🤷 fuck everything, this morning.
Wait, what? I literally care about everything! 😆😆😆
I'm really not in to master anything but this song in this video, so true.
Love your self. Literally. 😆
@@human-qp1mf was using a chainsaw a lot recently, was doin that song in my head, thats how got into it this time round
same lol the originality of the songs are on another level
Im just here, to bring you back.
Jon is a cure for depression. I had some shitty time in my life 15 years ago, he saved me with his profound insights. Hopefully he'll do this for another 15 at least.
This song was very touching to myself.
I’m also touching myself
🤣🤣
Indeed. ✊
,😹😹😹😹 had to read your comment a few times... Yes very touching indeed
@@JK-cs1be Haha, me too, thx. Was a long time ago. Have a good one.
I would argue that this is, lyrically, is one of his most genius works.
But there are so many different kinds of trees?
No. It will always be "Show me your genitals" with genius stuff like:
"Women are equal and they deserve respect. Just kidding, they should suck my dick!"
"I have a present for you right here. Actually it's not a present, it's my penis"
"2 + 2 = Vagina"
"Vagina"
@@yonatannir1 tough choice between the 2 masterpieces
This song really helped me through some tough times
Nathan Tutor Through some "hard" times?
Haha
@@uncurablekill lmao
I came here to listen to relaxing, inspirational music... I was not disappointed XD
Ruski knows what's good.
Truly inspirational. 69/10
Yeah, he just out-Coldplayed Coldplay
He Cold-played with himself. My comment comes from the future.
my dad doesnt understand english and entered in the room when this was playing. He said, "oh son you've got excelent taste in music"
He both doesn’t understand English and speaks English ?
Foreigners have the best of worlds. That, and free taxes for the first 7 yrs.
Whether you're English, french,French, Japanese or German or pee wee herman...invading our pants
@@xl000he cldve said that last part in his native tongue. Js
Your dad is awesome
Bruh what I’d do to go back 11 years…
"I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage... tonight."
I'm crying. XDDDDDDDDDDD
Are You still Alive?
5 finger army invading my pants!
@@bryansmith684 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is he mimicking the Yellow (by Coldplay) music video? If so, that makes it so much funnier.
Kane It must be, melodie is a look a like
Kane ya way to similar must be haha, the video is the same even
Kane Yep, and the song itself, haha.
Kane definitely a Coldplay vibe
Shoulda been called "White" after this.
I'm gonna play cuntry on the clitar... tonight.
Lol I thought this was going to be the first serious song this guy made until the chorus kicked in
Welcome to the future, he has beautiful serious songs now.
Thugger21 Thugger21 Wolfe’s Just Fine is amazing though, No Reason at All and Marie -Eve are some of the best written songs I’ve ever seen.
😂😂😂😂
"my genitals are JULIEEEEEEET my hands are rooomeooo"
i died :D
Then who wrote the comment?
Dude...
hahaha he roasted coldplay in that vid...guess it was "yellow"
This is, still 11 years since I first heard it the best thing on RUclips
Set the speed to 1.5 or 2 and it makes the song sound really happy
best advice ever
hahahahaha magic, thanks mate
Thank you
Rip some of the audio though. 😂
1.25 is way better
I wonder if the title "Alone in the universe" suckered more people in for views than having a innuendo about masturbation as the title would have drawn in organically?
Anyone else quote this song in daily conversation?
Our genitals are juilet our hands are romeo... I say that everyday
"with the five finger army we invade our pants"
fantastic
I miss this so much.
Who is holding the sausage hostage in 2019?
Everyone!
Nostalgic
I've jerked it 92 times today. And it's just after noon. Im going to keep going boys.
maybe in 2020
Koń zwalony
Oh Jon why did we all have to grow up.
to masturbate
You're only young once but you can be immature forever
14 years later, still a lovely song
With the same hand?😢
Okay so I hope I am not alone in this.. but it took me 2 minutes to realize he was walking in place..
lol i didnt even notice that at all
LOLOL took me 8 years. wtf
what?he is not,just walking very slowly
@@Martindambra1 very true cuz he turns away from the camera and comes back.
Hahahaha good catch! I wonder if hes using like a treadmill it looks so legit.
The beginning is simply beautiful. So well put. The rest is hilarious.
isn't it the place where the chorus guy sang in wtf collective?
Hey man free location is the best location.
this song was so damn touchy.... literally
bwahhahahahahahahah!!!!
THIS is why I love this guy. When at first I look at the title and listen to the tune, I start to think he's actually going to sing a serious song. But then I hear these funny and perverted lyrics, going on with this catchy tune, it just makes me love the guy even more. YOU are a music GENIUS!!
"Clittar" Ded...
I like how Jon can clearly write good songs and lyrics, but continues to write songs about... yeah.
our genitals are Juliet
our hands are romeo
The masterpiece that Chris Martin from Coldplay *wishes* he could have written!
It's like an epic mix of "High and Dry" and "Yellow."
"Low and Wet" is my favourite Mycockhead single.
newest radiohead single?
9 years still gold
@Timothy Newitt It is bro!
Where have you gone, Jon? I miss you.
mfw someone acknowledges female masturbation
My hero
Classic taco handshake
How does this song only have 3 million views?
Can't believe I never noticed this was mocking Coldplay's Yellow! My bad!
I don't think it's a mock if it was made before the song.....
Noe Morin Yellow is from 2000..
+xqnp7 still something is telling me they didn't write it, they must of traveled to the future and saw this song then traveled back.
Even after all these years i can still almost sing along with it word for word. Such a classic
The clitar
Cuntry on the clitar
It was filmed with a speeded up version of a song and the it was slowed down to normal rate at editing,
Okay so it was 1:35 am and I have this song on my iPod. I was lying in my bed trying to go to sleep, so I put my headphones in my ears. I turned this song on, and when he said "I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage" I lmao. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe and my eyes were watering.
Saw him sing it live, front row in boston last night. The man is a genius.
I love it when he keeps a straight poker face while singing this.
Kinda looks/sounds like Yellow from Coldplay.
14 years ago and still inspiring.
who is watching this in 2017
2019 bud
dude i love his voice and these songs make me laugh so hard. this guy is amazing
Jon is one funny ass dude and he can REALLY REALLY hit those HIGH NOTES! HE IS QUITE A TALENTED SINGER!
This is so much better than Coldplay's yellow😂
Jon La Joieieia is easily the most talented person on the internet. Or at least on youtube, anyway.
Also, the song at the end is excellent. Jon deserves to be a millionaire.
Who wants to start a Jon Lajoie cover band with me 🤘
I'd do it.
MassivePonyFan bet.
This self-love ballad always makes me cry
God.... The good days of RUclips.
"Our genitals are juliet and our hands are romeo."
I never heard such a romantic line about masturbation...that´s poetry.
3:37 Looks at the time on an imaginary watch
0:53 well that escalated quickly
YOU escalate quickly.
I'M EATING RIGHT NOW! you almost choked me because I laughed so hard XD
come back pls
NEED
Dial Up he is back
What's funny is that Jon can actually sing pretty well.
Such a genius
Is this supposed to be a parody of Coldplay lol
#BringBackOldRUclips
#WhyThough
Man this guy always make me smile in shitty parts of my life ! Continue your great work Jon !
One of my favorites, Chris Martin! Except, I like how you actually try to be a little different in this one.
Is this the guy who sings the chorus in WTF Collective (aka Chorus Guy)??
yeah not a lot of people know but he's also MC public urination as well.
First minute: This would make a lovely radio song.
Past one minute: Oh... wow. typical.
3:36 wait... hes not wearing a watch...
The best part of this is actually how good you've caputred both coldplays sound and Chris Whatevers singing.
Awsome in every way, thanks for making my day!
he doesnt give a chainsaw about masterbaiting.
It's May of 2016 and I still love this song
2018 hello
Taco handshake? ahaha
ps have a happy a practice on the clttar loves tonight x
I love it how he walks the whole video but never moves a meter away from the beach
we'd all be doing time if it was a crime :))
hello from 2017
thought provoking stuff.
Cold play is foreplay with a Job Lajoie song. It's all Yellow the Scientist journey back an forth but the clocks might stop. Yet we have time to turn Japanese.
you are the best
poetic
i m gonna hold my sausage hostage?? lmaoooooo
Its incredible that he was able to get about half of that in only one shot. I would have burst out laughing.
This song has been breaking a lot of ice for me when picking up girls online. Best wingman ever.
0:08 felt like the Coldplay's yellow......
The intro gave me a Yellow (Coldplay) vibe 🤔
found you today, was waiting for a catchy chorus and it fucking caught me off guard, well played sirr.
Well I know what I'm doing after this song
Love how he doesn't even have a watch when he checks his wrist.
how could he keep a straight face thru all the song?
😂😂😂😂😂😂i love rap butttt i can accept this 😂
At the movies he is so smart he can read the time off his bare arm
I really want to do karaoke with this song but sadly no DJs know about it
whether your english , french , japanese or german , wether your at home or at a movie with peewee herman ha ha ha ha
I love playing clitar.
Basixally ripped Coldplay- Yellow lol
"she's gonna play country on the clitar tonight" XD
I will always take the time even in 2021
always