>Invades a country >Takes it's capital >Capitulates it >Only takes away 1% of the territory >Returns everything else to the original owner >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves 🗿
Probably France had many colonies and France could mobilize new conscripts and free france. Also UK could help France. Germany took what it wanted and didn't go further.
@@bikopot227 aristocracy is the statal form. Imperialist is probably a certain aspect of the governance. But English language fails constantly to be scientific.
@Darryl_:) how? Polands military rank is 20 and germany is 25 besides idk maby NATO or taking 0.0000001% of teritory just sit for a second and turn your brain on
@@natanielkruger889 I know that but he said recreating so he wanted to make the shape not follow every realistic order like nato's help, sanctions, military ranks etc he just wanted to make the shape man Edit: also bro don't take this seriously its just a video man
It was a wise move. It's much harder to control an entire country that's alien to your own people and culture, instead of just annexing one province that already has a large diaspora of your people and was historically part of your nation.
Russia once even offered Kaliningrad to germany so i am very sure it would give it back if germany payed like 10 billion and allowed a russian base to continue existing there.
Thank you, I'm German and this young person glady did what must be done for my country, this is such a master piece, I got up and started marching around outside my home with the Germany flag. I am truly blessed to see this 🍻
Fun fact: the entire polish coast is ethnically German so that is rightfully our territory anyway. Nothing against the polish people but... I'd like our land back
Say it mr.Stalin, because polish people didn't decide about new borders of Poland. We lost too our lands on east. If we could get back our lands, Germany could get back their lands after ww1, but with small changes
The poles and soviets either purged, murdered, or rapidly displaced virtually all Germans in the region, no Germans live there anymore, and any that do were forced essentially at gunpoint to conform to polish.
Its called annexing after defeating an enemy they get defeated they loose some of their land its how it works you cant annex the whole country unless you want to start an occupation
Good. Not the one that lasted only 12 years and deliberately caused not hundreds, not thousands but *millions* of innocent people to die in that short time span
how to make a Germany Step 1. Get 1/3 of the Carolingian empire Step 2.add 1/2 of the Roman Empire Step 3. Mix for a few centuries Step 4. Add holy water Now you got a Holy Roman Empire !!! Step 5. Put in microwave for about 800 years Step 6. Add Napoleon French flakes Now you got a Prussia !!! Step 7. Add even more French flakes Now you got a German empire !!! Step 8. Add Austro-Hungarian salt , Italian seasoning and ottoman pepper Step 9. Mix it with the treaty of verailies for 1 year Now you got a Weimar Republic !!! Step 10. Teach and Austrian how to paint the Austrian is mad , he failed , he is now going to the dish :0 the Austrian infected the dish , now it’s a third reich ):< Step 11. Put in in the microwave for 10 years Step 12. Inject the Allie’s This will cause it to split Step 13. Mix both west and east Germany for 50 years Step 14. Add EU and NATO toppings Now you have a Germany !!!
Imagine invading an entire country just for taking 0.001% of it
Lol exactly
You do realize that Russia won't just give up Kaliningrad right
@@ThatBeenuxGuy France.
He meant France.
@@ForkLefts probably Belgium too
@@ForkLefts oh,ok
Ultimatum: Exists
Germany: nah conquering a whole country and taking 00.1% of its land sounds better
Peace statement it doesn’t matter how strong Germany is and attacks France it will never take full France learn tactics
@@Yandere_Sim_Player2023
He is talk about belgium and lithuniania
Maybe they turn to puppet
fred william tried that but didnt work well (got his ass whooped instead)
@@Yandere_Sim_Player2023 don't care
>Invades a country
>Takes it's capital
>Capitulates it
>Only takes away 1% of the territory
>Returns everything else to the original owner
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
🗿
Do you know how he made this?
@@Goodwarrior001he probably use paint
Probably France had many colonies and France could mobilize new conscripts and free france.
Also UK could help France.
Germany took what it wanted and didn't go further.
probably turned them into puppets
It's normal thing in real wars
Luxembourg having 1000000 heart beats per second
Yeah it looks so weird!
Switzerland: Get the popcorn! It’s finally happening again.
Ah yes another war
@Yoga Aditama aw shit. Here we go again.*
Very goood food y'all got me🍿
HEIL SCHWEIZ!
Spain and portugal: Can we join?
German Empire「I feel like I'm forgetting something.」
🇨🇿🏃
Yes chezch take 2 times on german lands
That was in the third Reich (Nazi) not the German Empire (second Reich)
Hultschin moment
@@crnkillerotesquow4116 After ww2 the czecks got German land. But it also was part of the secound German Reich so yeah, let‘s go complete Silesia
None of Czechia was part of the German empire but it was part of the Austrian empire.
Germany Takes Kaliningrad
Russia: understandable You won
Сука фашистская Победим,и утилизируем на этот раз всех
bruh
Honestly if this would happen today i could see Russia giving it to Germany in order to have one more ally against Nato.
*launches the nukes*
@@RussianRepublicMapper
Nato: 🇷🇺 --> 💥
the Kaliningrad part 💀
Köningsberg
@@Mr-maw Kaliningrad
Калининград
Königsberg
Kaliningrad
My right arm won't stop rais-
Wait this is a Monarchist Germany.
Heil Kaiser Dir!
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Not monarchy, imperialist
@@bikopot227 aristocracy is the statal form. Imperialist is probably a certain aspect of the governance. But English language fails constantly to be scientific.
This our empire boy
Meanwhile Austria: Commander, ready to attack bohemia
💀
"how unrealistic you want this to be?"
"yes"
bro your right
Edit: I've read what I said again, I've changed it
@Darryl_:) how? Polands military rank is 20 and germany is 25 besides idk maby NATO or taking 0.0000001% of teritory just sit for a second and turn your brain on
@@natanielkruger889 I know that but he said recreating so he wanted to make the shape not follow every realistic order like nato's help, sanctions, military ranks etc he just wanted to make the shape man
Edit: also bro don't take this seriously its just a video man
@@Malaysian_Editor i know it's a video i just see so much dumb peaople here i don't recognize jokes anymore😔
@@Malaysian_Editorare you high?
France's and Russian nukes : Our time to shine !
that would destroy Europe entirely..
@@vintagereal. "Most of you will die, but that's the sacrifise i'm willing to make."
Not possible to use conventional nukes
@@akhandbharat1593
What are "conventional nukes"?
@@vintagereal.
Russian kid dream😂🇷🇺=💩🤡♿🐷☠
As a German i will give this a 10/10
Love your country 🇩🇪
Hello
💀
Keep dreaming lol.
Yes
Conquer all of France to get Strassburg 💀💀💀
It was a wise move. It's much harder to control an entire country that's alien to your own people and culture, instead of just annexing one province that already has a large diaspora of your people and was historically part of your nation.
Germany not attacking France through Belgium and Luxembourg was the most unrealistic thing ever.
Maginot line was destroyed after ww2
This was before ww1
The Maginot line is no longer active.
HES SAYING THAT HE INVADED THEM THROUGH BELGIUM AND LUXEMBOURG WITHOUT ECLARING caps@@Sliski_dzony
Most sane german
Attacking and controlling of the country:
Germany: nah
Attacking and taking 0.000001% of the country;
Germany: yeah, it’s a great idea, im doing it
Pov:Age of history
FR THATS SO TRUE
Германия Захватывает 100% часть стран чтобы присоеденить себе 1% 20% территорий.
Кроме России, Германия взяла лиш Калининград а не всю страну.
Russia once even offered Kaliningrad to germany so i am very sure it would give it back if germany payed like 10 billion and allowed a russian base to continue existing there.
@@laars2233 неактуально. Сейчас в германии уже нет людей, с которыми можно об этом договариваться.
Thank you, I'm German and this young person glady did what must be done for my country, this is such a master piece, I got up and started marching around outside my home with the Germany flag. I am truly blessed to see this 🍻
What if germany won ww1 💖💖🇩🇪🇩🇪
Kaiserreich
Oh yeah yeah wished it never happened
@@LJMaxwellDaKilla2007Z *worst
@@Jam569 why
@@The_Republic_Of. it didnt
Germany really had to annex the whole country and then take a bit of it 💀
Germany: invades russia
Germany 1 nanosecond later: im radioactive now.
German empire ❌️
Barking dog ✅️
If you want to create any Empire in Europe and don't have a formidable Navy then it will never last long term
Especially if it boarders the Mediterranean lol
Switzerland: Great!
Liechtenstein: i'm even better!
Grandpa: "Wait you forgot one"
-👴
All good German stories starts with invasion of Poland... 😂
it was so beautiful
💀
💀
It was very
And you are so disgusting
It was, German empire is different then Nazi germany
Luxembourg :phew that was clos-
Germany :oh forgot him
Luxemburg wasn't under german control....
At least until then.
Luxembourg: I CAN'T BREATHE
Ngl, drawing Prussia’s borders that well from memory is actually impressive
German colonies in africa + new guinea left the chat
And at this moment France wants to return the Napoleonic territories💀
Luxembourg: If I don't move, he won't see me
Bro got that Prussian sing up in here💀
Poland: we don’t have to fear this. Because we are stronger.
LoL
@@malekaltayari3936 i co to prawda!!!
1 second later *ouch i always said that he was too strong*
@@brargentinocountry546 tak jest niemcy
Germany has a big chance of winning too because of its massive economy
can you also do the empire that came after it 🙊
Entire of germany
-France
-1km+ soviet Union
-Norway
-Denmark
-Poland
-Luxemburg
-Netherland
-Finland
-Italy
-Belgium
-Austria
-Yugoslavia
-Hungary
-Bulgaria
-Romania
-Greece
-Albania
-Montenegro
-Czech
“Hans! Come here! We finally found a short about the German empire!”
Germany vs Russia:
- I want it
- No
*War*
- Can I take it?
- Ok, nvm
Luxembourg makes me so mad like the borders look so much better if they had annexed them lol
"alright listen, i know i invaded your entire country but i just want a lil piece of land"
😂😂😂😂 I love how it's one v one and not everyone joining a defensive pact
Fun fact: the entire polish coast is ethnically German so that is rightfully our territory anyway. Nothing against the polish people but... I'd like our land back
Exactly, einfach von uns beraubt und fas schlimme die eigenen Einwohner vertrieben
@kamerafreak Fr
👴🏻
Say it mr.Stalin, because polish people didn't decide about new borders of Poland. We lost too our lands on east. If we could get back our lands, Germany could get back their lands after ww1, but with small changes
The poles and soviets either purged, murdered, or rapidly displaced virtually all Germans in the region, no Germans live there anymore, and any that do were forced essentially at gunpoint to conform to polish.
The Full invasion of Poland for half of it makes sense, but taking over fr@nce just to take the tiny corner is overkill
Censored France?
@@Gdplayer89 wdym of course I censored the f word why didn’t you
@@Vortex3d_frfr France is a bad word?
@@Gdplayer89 yes Fr@nce is a bad word
@@Gdplayer89 what do you not understand
I love the part when he invades a whole country and then just takes like 1% of the land
Its called annexing after defeating an enemy they get defeated they loose some of their land its how it works you cant annex the whole country unless you want to start an occupation
France: nothing we can do
Nie będzie niemiec pluł nam w twarz
Nice work :)
Germany on 2024: son where have you been
Bro learned history at my school
Poland 20
Germany 25
Bro that makes no sense Lol
App name plsssssssss 🥺
Good. Not the one that lasted only 12 years and deliberately caused not hundreds, not thousands but *millions* of innocent people to die in that short time span
how to make a Germany
Step 1. Get 1/3 of the Carolingian empire
Step 2.add 1/2 of the Roman Empire
Step 3. Mix for a few centuries
Step 4. Add holy water
Now you got a Holy Roman Empire !!!
Step 5. Put in microwave for about 800 years
Step 6. Add Napoleon French flakes
Now you got a Prussia !!!
Step 7. Add even more French flakes
Now you got a German empire !!!
Step 8. Add Austro-Hungarian salt , Italian seasoning and ottoman pepper
Step 9. Mix it with the treaty of verailies for 1 year
Now you got a Weimar Republic !!!
Step 10. Teach and Austrian how to paint
the Austrian is mad , he failed , he is now going to the dish :0
the Austrian infected the dish , now it’s a third reich ):<
Step 11. Put in in the microwave for 10 years
Step 12. Inject the Allie’s
This will cause it to split
Step 13. Mix both west and east Germany for 50 years
Step 14. Add EU and NATO toppings
Now you have a Germany !!!
Good old times 🇾🇪
Thats yemen
@@romaniathedriver look at it upside down
@@germanempire34 ok it worked
@@germanempire34 I'm u but im a flag and ur a ball
@@gamingempireofgerman I have cousin??
germany was better off as a monarchy
Me after seeing france conquered : no please, don't think in "another german empire"
Germany invades Kaliningrad.
Germany in three minutes is already nuclear ashes.
What app did you used?
“Hey, why didn’t you create the other Germany version” -👴
HRE will require a lot of lines
Man just defeated france in the most indestructable border of france and germany just getting 0.000000001% of it💀
Colonies:🗿🗿🗿
Noice
⚫
⚪
🔴
💀
AYOOOOO 💀 💀 💀
@@The_Republic_Of. what
What game? Looks fun
Idk
I want this
Flipaclip
Belgium:BRO CHILL CHILL JUST GO SLEEP LIKE SWISS
colonies: dear diary...
Proceeds to invade all of france and just take alsace
Video: german empire
My right arm: ↗️
😂
wow how original, making nazi jokes about the kaiserreich
Fr. It's kinda dumb. This was the German empire not what that person is thinking of.
@@godzillaenjoyer1299 it doesn't have to be original. Did I laugh, yes. Then I don't even care what people thinks about me
@@williamcito29 it's dumb, yes. Because when I made this joke, I've planned it will be dumb
NATO:🗿🍷
EU:🗿🍷
UN:🗿🍷
Sanctions:🗿🍷
Maginot line
Maginot line: "am I some kind of joke to you?"
As a Polish , i did not let that slide , council will decide your faith...
🤓☝
@@nutshellhumanYT ... What this is supposed to mean ?
@@chaos_kitsune5455 🔄🇾🇪
NATO, NUKES, ARMY, DIPLOMACY, LOGIC left the chat
German is a part of NATO. If German does this, NATO will not do anything.
smooth animation in actually , keep going.
🇱🇺:he's not gonna hurt me
Germany : Takes kaliningrad
Russia Nuclear warhead warning!
NATO left the chat
(Poland rank-20 germany rank-25)
Germany can improve army because economy is much stronger than polish
@@rick39413 это не спасёт от ядерного оружия.
Virgin Third Reich fan vs Average German empire enjoyed
Why did bismarck not just declare war on Luxembourg Bruh it annoys me that Luxembourg just sits there ruining a perfect border.
What photo editor did you use ?
Probably Ibispaintx (that's my favorite drawing app, even Adolf Hitler can get 100% mark 🗿)
Flipaclip
Bruh trust me if Germany went to
1 we would all shit our pants
2 they would get way more territory
Poland is stronger than Germany nowdays.
And France has nukes so nah, I won't be scared and Germany wouldn't get territory.
Can you make "Ottoman empire" ?
Wilhelm the second dreaming in the coffin:
Das ist cringe
Why I’m I growing a mustache oh WAOT wrong empire
App name?
Hoi4 peace treaties be like :
Luxembourg: what
Nato: i exist
Game?
in next video recreate the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth
Good animation
Just missing that small bit of land given to Czechia after the war
It’s 4am and this blasted with my full volume I loved every second of it I felt like I’m getting ready for a March for the military
Can you recreate Moravian empires pls? (Czechia creates it)
Luxemburg 🍷🗿
Germany:*attacking France at the bottom*
Nobody: *terrain*
Nah the animation is so smooth mine is garbage
Finally someone actually makes an accurate German empire map
Man skipped the colonies💀