Total Recall - Two Weeks [HD]

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @torreybelledwards
    @torreybelledwards 4 года назад +6159

    This woman--Priscilla Allen--was my drama teacher in high school, she was amazing. She used to pretend to answer the phone and go "Oh Arnold, you MUSN'T call me here, no one can know..."

    • @MrAngryGorilla2000
      @MrAngryGorilla2000 4 года назад +491

      Two weeks.

    • @MrAngryGorilla2000
      @MrAngryGorilla2000 4 года назад +77

      That’s so fucking hot. I creamed when she did that.

    • @historybuff66
      @historybuff66 4 года назад +385

      Cool story. As a drama teacher no doubt you had to learn all your lines in...wait for it...TWO WEEKS.

    • @conbandera3865
      @conbandera3865 4 года назад +117

      Torrey Bell-Edwards
      Was she as tall as she looks on the movie?

    • @nodak81
      @nodak81 4 года назад +177

      @@conbandera3865 She was 6 ft tall.

  • @weemissile
    @weemissile 4 года назад +1242

    "Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?"
    "TWO LEEKS!"

    • @porminuto7665
      @porminuto7665 4 года назад +30

      Two leaves

    • @mewtoo007
      @mewtoo007 4 года назад +28

      How many cheeks does your butt have?
      "Two Cheeks!'

    • @trentigalaxy
      @trentigalaxy 4 года назад +54

      "Do u have any sons trolling the internet all day"
      "TWO GEEKS!!"

    • @jrmetmoi
      @jrmetmoi 4 года назад +5

      weemissile 🙄😆😆

    • @rodolfogarcia1294
      @rodolfogarcia1294 4 года назад +8

      Excuse me ????

  • @mggentry
    @mggentry 2 года назад +519

    A tribute to the skill of an actor that they can take 7 words of dialogue and create such an iconic character/scene

    • @annandrus3030
      @annandrus3030 Год назад +12

      She also says "Hnnh?".

    • @youtuber-452
      @youtuber-452 Год назад +1

      mr bean.. 0

    • @paulocarvalho7877
      @paulocarvalho7877 Год назад +5

      True, on par with Boba Fett, Groot, Hodor and others.

    • @snoojie
      @snoojie 8 месяцев назад +5

      And most people forget everything but "Two Weeks".

    • @ShineBox-jn8mh
      @ShineBox-jn8mh 2 месяца назад +1

      Jimmy Two Times
      I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers

  • @MasteroChieftan
    @MasteroChieftan 4 года назад +3116

    I love how the animatronic lady head opens up to reveal yet another Arnold animatronic head.

    • @genx-tv
      @genx-tv 4 года назад +190

      Yes! But it really looks quite good. Also the animatronics used when Arnold pulls out the tracking device. I think the pacing of the cutting helps. Unlike that repair scene in The Terminator, which lingers on the bad animatronic of Arnold far too long -- I still love that movie though.

    • @whatshisname3304
      @whatshisname3304 4 года назад +80

      the first head was supposed to be animatronic but was a real head edited to look like a robotic head, and the second head was actually an animatronic head supposed to to be a real head. pretty cool all the same.

    • @Nurgles_Rot_
      @Nurgles_Rot_ 4 года назад +36

      So like Inception but only in the 80s? ;)

    • @Nantawat_Kittiwarakul
      @Nantawat_Kittiwarakul 4 года назад +34

      Maybe half stop-motion, half animatronics. The mechanics might not be able to keep up this complex motion in real time. So it might be done at say, 4 fps instead of 24 fps. (Late 80's robotic technology, you get the idea)
      A very, very great practical effect however. Took me years to realize how they got this shot done.

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 4 года назад +38

      Rob Bottin, bit of a legend for that sort of Thing

  • @newdefsys
    @newdefsys 2 года назад +2091

    Hats off to the two-weeks lady. She had to give the craziest performance ever and did she deliver.

    • @2011persol
      @2011persol 2 года назад +34

      tht will be 80 credits, hope you enjoyed the ride.....!!

    • @arckanum332
      @arckanum332 2 года назад +49

      So you're saying that wasn't Arnold in drag? childhood...ruined

    • @Terrylb285
      @Terrylb285 2 года назад +17

      It was really Arnold in a real costume that malfunctioned ,but they decided to include it in the movie anyways

    • @bullshitstomper9417
      @bullshitstomper9417 2 года назад +47

      How long to flatten the curb ?
      Woman: Two weeks

    • @i_am_aladeen
      @i_am_aladeen 2 года назад +41

      She probably practiced for two weeks.

  • @gjack4230
    @gjack4230 Год назад +268

    I can say that as a teenager..THIS..was the GREATEST special effect I'd ever seen. And it still impresses to this day!

    • @Steveman27
      @Steveman27 Год назад +6

      So how much longer will it still impress you?

    • @jeffreyz8030
      @jeffreyz8030 7 месяцев назад +6

      The makeup was done by the genius Rob Bottin. He also did all the special effects makeup for The Thing by John Carpenter. The amazing thing he was only 23 when he invented all the effects for the Thing. He also did the makeup effects transformation for the Howling. He had a falling out with Rick Baker over American Wearwolf in London

    • @Pippinmog
      @Pippinmog 6 месяцев назад +4

      Imagine how this makeup effect looked during the days pre-CGI, back when SFX felt like magic and not mundane computer sprites. This was before Terminator 2 and Jurassic Park. I was a teenager when Total Recall came out on VHS and those effects made my eyes pop out further than Cohaagen out in the Mars wastes.

    • @TortoiseJames
      @TortoiseJames 2 месяца назад +1

      Still does!!! I wasn't even a teenager yet!!! Almost though!!!

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 28 дней назад +1

      ​@@Steveman27 Two weeks

  • @jim6820
    @jim6820 4 года назад +890

    May Priscilla Allen who played this memorable character RIP. Passed away 8/14/2008 at age 70. Two weeks. Get ready for a surprise. Such memorable lines.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 2 года назад +29

      Aw, bummer. But at least she still lives in our nightmares.

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator 2 года назад +1

      What else did she do?
      Did she play Dr. Hartley's secretary on "The Bob Newhart Show"?

    • @nordlicht9877
      @nordlicht9877 2 года назад +7

      TWO WEEKS!

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator 2 года назад +3

      Yes, but is she the same actress who played Dr. Hartley 's secretary?

    • @timetravellingone
      @timetravellingone 2 года назад +4

      @@TheNoiseySpectator That was Marcia Wallace

  • @vic7939
    @vic7939 4 года назад +1276

    This scene scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. That actress did such a great job. That deep grunt just before her face open omg.

  • @Grubbbee
    @Grubbbee Год назад +440

    This movie has everything:
    5 kids to feed
    4 kids to feed
    3 knockers
    2 weeks
    1 legend.

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 11 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah, michael Ironside is a legend

    • @Grubbbee
      @Grubbbee 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@elijahjarman2837 i meant Arny but I have no comeback. Thanks 👍

    • @CaptainBardiel
      @CaptainBardiel 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@elijahjarman2837 Darkseid

    • @thegreathadoken6808
      @thegreathadoken6808 10 месяцев назад +8

      And 0 bullsh*t

    • @sexobscura
      @sexobscura 9 месяцев назад

      ... and no decent story

  • @entertainment-knone9344
    @entertainment-knone9344 3 года назад +812

    She was only in the movie for a few short minutes but Priscilla Allen leaves a lasting impression that will always forever be remembered among sci-fi fans. Priscilla Allen played The Fat Lady, the animatronic head that explodes. YOu know you're a damn good actor or actress when you leave a lasting impression like she did.

    • @lonewolf333
      @lonewolf333 3 года назад +15

      @@danstrayer111 I posted in another comment where you can see her real name in it at 0:55

    • @mattx5499
      @mattx5499 3 года назад +4

      When you're hiding your face under hi-tech cybernetic mask and you got the glitching one...

    • @Mephilis78
      @Mephilis78 2 года назад +14

      Let's not forget that Marc "Gul Dukat" Alaimo is in this scene.

    • @sturycroft
      @sturycroft 2 года назад +8

      @@lonewolf333 lol. “We’re too tight on budget for real props, just use her real passport but make sure her name is out of shot” 🤦‍♂️. To be fair it’s a nice homage to her ‘nameless character’. I actually spotted this goof 2 weeks ago, whilst out buying fruit and vegetables

    • @i_am_aladeen
      @i_am_aladeen 2 года назад +2

      It lasts longer than 2 weeks, that's for sure.

  • @teddymills1
    @teddymills1 4 года назад +487

    not possible to hear "two weeks" without recalling this scene.

    •  4 года назад +66

      You mean... without TOTALLY RECALLING this scene?

    • @Pipboy-qn4sj
      @Pipboy-qn4sj 4 года назад +15

      ​@ comments like this just don't come around these days.

    • @houstonsanderfield6074
      @houstonsanderfield6074 4 года назад +4

      Don't you mean total recall this scence?? See what I did there?

    • @houstonsanderfield6074
      @houstonsanderfield6074 4 года назад +2

      @ DAMN it I did see your comment

    • @sebdookie
      @sebdookie 4 года назад +3

      I take it you haven't seen The Money Pit.

  • @joeclark7298
    @joeclark7298 Год назад +103

    That "Get ready for a surprise 😃" was the most 1990's movie clip to have ever graced the silver screen. Hands down.

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 Год назад

      Why?

    • @joeclark7298
      @joeclark7298 Год назад +4

      @southlondonguy1986 Because of:
      1.) The way it was said
      2.) The make up
      3.) The set design
      4.) The wardrobe
      5.) The equipment used to film that scene

    • @ehudzechariahschmidt7036
      @ehudzechariahschmidt7036 8 месяцев назад

      That had me dying 😂

    • @dogewood5499
      @dogewood5499 9 дней назад

      This movie was filmed in 1989 (so, technically it’s still 80’s)
      Also, 1990 was TECHNICALLY the final year of the 80’s cuz there ain’t no Year Zero…

  • @tokyosmash
    @tokyosmash 4 года назад +354

    Michael Ironsides expression when the head starts to come off is everything.

    • @sacredf8
      @sacredf8 4 года назад +18

      I think he went through 5 expressions before coming to a final one lol

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 года назад +9

      I fucking love Arnie films, but it's when I see Michael Ironside's face in the commercial that my ass want's to rush to the cinema to see a film

    • @NoirChat138
      @NoirChat138 4 года назад +9

      RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO !!!

    • @CynicalAnomaly205
      @CynicalAnomaly205 4 года назад +5

      Such an underrated actor, love how he voiced Sam Fisher as well.

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 4 года назад +8

      @@CynicalAnomaly205 He's an amazing actor, and I'm glad he's still with us after his fight with cancer a few years back.

  • @georgielockhart6686
    @georgielockhart6686 4 года назад +259

    This movie has the absolute best practical effects of all time. And her performance was everything.

    • @thatxonexguy5438
      @thatxonexguy5438 2 года назад +21

      Looks better than those crappy marvel movies coming out these days if you ask me

    • @thegreenmanofnorwich
      @thegreenmanofnorwich 2 года назад +11

      Some of them are digital, of course, but I do love practical effects. They feel so much more substantial and real.

    • @urmo345
      @urmo345 2 года назад +8

      @@thegreenmanofnorwich this scene is not digital. amazing job, but fully mechanical

    • @thegreenmanofnorwich
      @thegreenmanofnorwich 2 года назад +4

      @@urmo345 they moving eyes when the head is open in sections were mapped on digitally

    • @oldiesmusic76
      @oldiesmusic76 2 года назад +1

      @@thatxonexguy5438 Yeah, those marvel / DC movies are pure crap. Never seen one, never will.

  • @GetToDaChoppa-k5r
    @GetToDaChoppa-k5r Год назад +29

    The whole scene is just a master of acting, craftsmanship and suspense. It's just a brilliant movie all round.

  • @tomcameron1770
    @tomcameron1770 3 года назад +523

    I love how creative this movie is, it’s just one of the things that makes it so great. This type of disguise that malfunctions is well detailed, which makes it even more original. There is enough going on in this entire scene alone that makes this film unique.

    • @simonmultiverse6349
      @simonmultiverse6349 Год назад +9

      Get ready for a surprise! Thank you for using Johnny Cab! Consider dat a divorce!

    • @LT808HI
      @LT808HI Год назад +5

      I don’t think it was defective. I think it was only programmed to say two weeks. They didn’t anticipate the other questions

    • @metal87power
      @metal87power Год назад +3

      Like unique kind of intelligence letting itself to use guns in the closed environment surrounded by vacuum.

    • @djhenyo
      @djhenyo Год назад +2

      @@LT808HI Was it also programmed to start shaking and gyrating after exposure. It was likely a default due to space radiation.

    • @LinkMarioSamus
      @LinkMarioSamus Год назад +4

      One of the quintessential Schwarzenegger films

  • @SirIkeMedia
    @SirIkeMedia Год назад +55

    "Get ready for a surprise!" 😀😃🤯💥💀

  • @uno3863
    @uno3863 Год назад +48

    Me when I give my two weeks notice at work 😆

  • @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
    @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 4 года назад +428

    30 years old and the special effects still hold up.
    Thats why I highly prefer practical over CGI.
    CGI should be used to enhance the effects, not totally replace them.

    • @ResidentWebbo
      @ResidentWebbo 4 года назад +24

      Agree. I think it's because your mind knows it's "real" and not computer generated.

    • @jpegovitch
      @jpegovitch 4 года назад +10

      The windows not being bulletproof still holds up? Lol

    • @CurtisD01
      @CurtisD01 4 года назад +10

      No they don't they look weird as shit, like I can see the skill that's been put in but it does not hold up

    • @arckanum332
      @arckanum332 4 года назад +1

      Someone get this man a beer

    • @peterp2153
      @peterp2153 4 года назад +11

      Come on. Yes, it looks unreal but you’re still able to suspend disbelief. As opposed to some wonky ass early 2000s CGI where characters are doing completely unrealistic flips and having no sense of physics, or earlier practical effects in cheap films where you go “it’s a guy in a gorilla suit” or an obvious miniature on a string.

  • @ryang2573
    @ryang2573 3 года назад +203

    Dear God in heaven I miss the 80s and early 90s.

  • @k.k8291
    @k.k8291 Год назад +123

    This one single scene is better than any whole movie nowadays.

    • @Kai-ew3zi
      @Kai-ew3zi 9 месяцев назад

      Спасибо что поддерживаете украину

    • @951oct
      @951oct 9 месяцев назад +1

      AGREED. Lol

    • @Kai-ew3zi
      @Kai-ew3zi 9 месяцев назад

      @@951oct Спасибо что поддерживаете украину

    • @a.ghostwriter
      @a.ghostwriter 6 месяцев назад +3

      Heck, watching some guy fart into a loudspeaker at Walmart is far better than any movie they make nowadays.

    • @stevencramsie9172
      @stevencramsie9172 14 дней назад

      Dude, shut up. You gatekeeping idiots are the most predictable things in these comment sections

  • @SunBunz
    @SunBunz 3 года назад +161

    2:55 that sounds gives me goosebumps every time. It scared me as a kid, but also amazed me at how absolutely badass this whole sequence is. I then laughed when she said “Surprise!” before blowing up.

    • @firey1_1
      @firey1_1 2 года назад +6

      "Get ready for a surprise" 😉

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 2 года назад

      @solarpowerboy 💣💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

    • @hbsvictor
      @hbsvictor Год назад +3

      The whole scene, the whole movie. I remember watching it as a little kid and how it was scary at the same time that I couldn't get my eyes off it

    • @feoyjodido1372
      @feoyjodido1372 Год назад +6

      It was a hit at 0:35, that shot where the woman stands out for her color of clothing amid many grays..

  • @WendzDarKnight08
    @WendzDarKnight08 4 года назад +486

    Can’t say “yes or no” but can say “get ready for a surprise.” Lol

    • @Costikeke
      @Costikeke 4 года назад +21

      exactly my thought

    • @mirmira8255
      @mirmira8255 4 года назад +15

      Smartass

    • @Officialkingz1
      @Officialkingz1 4 года назад

      😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @AndrewSmith-ir1ui
      @AndrewSmith-ir1ui 4 года назад +10

      That *was* the surprise. The explosion was just for show. :-)

    • @hodoprime
      @hodoprime 4 года назад +6

      Or just shake you head, write it down, anything.

  • @montejr6253
    @montejr6253 Год назад +26

    the glass window is dangerous if it breaks but it's a beautiful view so we're gonna leave the shutters open. 😂

  • @SetouchiQueens
    @SetouchiQueens 3 года назад +182

    I still have a vivid memory of seeing this movie on the TV extremely late at night, coming across this scene for the first time and endured sleepless nights for a solid 3 days afterwards. Good times to be had.

    • @magsec5
      @magsec5 2 года назад +3

      Nice lie

    • @StackerBA
      @StackerBA 2 года назад +6

      This movie was on tnt or tbs at least 1000 times

    • @chickychrissy9405
      @chickychrissy9405 2 года назад +5

      What a wuss then... its not even scary

    • @SetouchiQueens
      @SetouchiQueens 2 года назад +12

      well according to 10 year old me, it was

    • @techtinkerin
      @techtinkerin 2 года назад +6

      Yeah movies don't give you PTSD like this, RoboCop, aliens, predator etc used to!! 👍😎

  • @cybernautadventurer
    @cybernautadventurer 3 года назад +191

    I love how Michael Ironside looked back 3 times.
    First time was to see what was going on, second time was 'WTF?', and the third time was 'AHA!'

    • @mattr.1887
      @mattr.1887 Год назад +8

      I have a theory that maybe he had seen something like this once before. Perhaps the technology was still pretty rare, and something that only elites like him normally ever had any exposure to. Maybe he had seen one of these heads malfunction once before, and the weird moaning happened on that occasion too.
      So maybe at first, he thought it was nothing, maybe a sick person at most - but then he was like "wait...I know that sound...!"

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 Год назад +3

      Second time was definitely "wtf" with that face 😂

    • @dinahkyle3196
      @dinahkyle3196 Год назад +2

      He's the Lord of Apokolips. No one can escape him.

    • @theFRACTALREIGN
      @theFRACTALREIGN Год назад

      @@mattr.1887 Don't forget, Quaid was given the disguise as part of his entrance to Mars by a mutual friend within the Agency, who knew him originally as Houser
      So yes, Rector himself as an enforcer/soldier in the Agency most likely came across such advanced disguise tech 👍

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 8 месяцев назад

      Watch your mothe!

  • @10GaugeManiac
    @10GaugeManiac Год назад +16

    :D "Get ready for a surprise~" I like how he threw it at the most freaked out guard.

    • @Kai-ew3zi
      @Kai-ew3zi 9 месяцев назад +2

      Спасибо что поддерживаете украину

  • @georget10i
    @georget10i 4 года назад +72

    1:19 - "Not since you lost him" - Hahah, nice burn, Captain!

    • @E_Nygma
      @E_Nygma 4 года назад +6

      G3ORGE “WATCH your mouth, Captain!”

    • @The_Greedy_Orphan
      @The_Greedy_Orphan 2 года назад +5

      That's the commanding officer of the 2nd order, Gul dukat, famous for his snide remarks and cutting insults.

    • @CaptainBardiel
      @CaptainBardiel 10 месяцев назад

      @@The_Greedy_Orphan Skrain Dukat

    • @heatherporterfield7343
      @heatherporterfield7343 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@The_Greedy_Orphan Gul Dukat was my favorite villian on Star Trek Deep Space Nine.

    • @dinahkyle3196
      @dinahkyle3196 26 дней назад

      Gul Dukat just dissed Darkseid

  • @ralphramsey82
    @ralphramsey82 4 года назад +417

    I tried this at an airport once, they didn’t think it was funny.

    • @oneisarangj
      @oneisarangj 4 года назад +15

      Bruh

    • @Backyardmech1
      @Backyardmech1 3 года назад +22

      😂 I tried that as an aircraft mechanic. When the customer asked about his engine responded the same way, but 2 leaks. He wasn’t happy with me.

    • @freddygarcia3049
      @freddygarcia3049 3 года назад +20

      An airport is not a funny place😬

    • @packrat76
      @packrat76 3 года назад +8

      I was in front of a couple when the man's wife said she was going to kill her husband. The airline agent quickly told her she shouldn't say things like that in an airport.

    • @gzz8551
      @gzz8551 3 года назад +2

      Miserable bastards

  • @stormtempterf8058
    @stormtempterf8058 Год назад +22

    I like how to 'open' the head arnold pulls the ear and a whole cylinder pops out from where his brain should have been and you never see that cylinder in the head construct again XD

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 13 дней назад

      Scorpy needs his cooling rods replaced again!

  • @LargestClassifieds
    @LargestClassifieds 4 года назад +55

    Michael Ironside is so good for this role. This is one rare and suspenseful moment

  • @DarkGob
    @DarkGob 4 года назад +340

    12/31/2019: "Man, this year sucked, I'm glad it's finally over."
    1/1/2020: "Get ready for a surprise..."

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 года назад +16

      TwO WeeKs
      “When’s the new vaccine coming out?”
      TwO WeeKs
      “Will there be proper testing and distribution?”
      TwO WeeKs
      “What?”
      TwO WeeKs
      “...”
      *TwO WeeKs*

    • @freakyfornash
      @freakyfornash 4 года назад +3

      And BANG! XD

    • @JB-mb6lm
      @JB-mb6lm 4 года назад +3

      Haha

    • @Getoverhere666
      @Getoverhere666 4 года назад

      what is wrong with 2020?

    • @ubiquitousdiabolus
      @ubiquitousdiabolus 4 года назад +1

      @@Getoverhere666 The New World Order has arrived.

  • @fortisfortunaadiuvat9262
    @fortisfortunaadiuvat9262 Год назад +60

    You would think that the glass would at least be bullet proof 😂

    • @haweater1555
      @haweater1555 8 месяцев назад +15

      Or shutters close automatically under decompression.

    • @mercenaryknight5419
      @mercenaryknight5419 7 месяцев назад +3

      Well, a lot of the place is said to have been done somewhat shoddily or cheap by design IIRC.

    • @markpostgate2551
      @markpostgate2551 7 месяцев назад

      Proving that indeed the Martian colonies were established by Elon Musk. They have Tesla standard bullet proof glass!

    • @mewtoo007
      @mewtoo007 4 месяца назад +4

      It is...its just not Arnold Proof

    • @ForvoQuizlet
      @ForvoQuizlet 3 месяца назад +3

      Or the bad guy would have pressurized zone firearms protocol training.

  • @derrickt5630
    @derrickt5630 4 года назад +613

    2 weeks: That's how long the lock-down was supposed to be. Maybe we should get our ass to mars.

    • @historybuff66
      @historybuff66 4 года назад +56

      Covid: “Get ready for a surprise..!”

    • @calvinharris4430
      @calvinharris4430 4 года назад +16

      Wait about growing terrorists movement on Mars

    • @im3phirebird81
      @im3phirebird81 4 года назад +15

      @@calvinharris4430 Wait for endless fear-based mind control tactics by the people who own you as long as we don't disown them.

    • @calvinharris4430
      @calvinharris4430 4 года назад +1

      @@im3phirebird81 that is scary

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 4 года назад +13

      Waaah having to wear a mask is "tyranny".

  • @teneesh3376
    @teneesh3376 2 года назад +43

    This movie is still amazing to this day. Only saw it for the first time yesterday. I can't believe it's this good

    • @Watcher4111
      @Watcher4111 2 года назад +1

      And its not pg 13 for kids

    • @mattiafioravanti8475
      @mattiafioravanti8475 Год назад +2

      Good scripting, good action scenes, not over relying on bad CGI?

    • @haweater1555
      @haweater1555 8 месяцев назад

      And don't bother with the remake, it'll just let you down.

  • @bigwilly43729
    @bigwilly43729 Год назад +9

    This is another one of those amazing sci-fi scenes that are great as long as you don't think too hard about it.

  • @MrDavey2010
    @MrDavey2010 4 года назад +336

    Brilliant movie. Much better than the Colin Farrell version.

    • @insanelook
      @insanelook 4 года назад +17

      agree here, much superior with brilliant music

    • @TepidTurtleWater
      @TepidTurtleWater 4 года назад +9

      Idk. I liked the Colin Farrell version. I liked them both. I think they're just different movies, though, with the same name.

    • @NewEnglandViews
      @NewEnglandViews 4 года назад +10

      never even knew there was a remake 😂

    • @AC-iz7eh
      @AC-iz7eh 4 года назад +14

      The only thing I remember from the remake is Kate Beckinsale was *hot* and the robots were cool especially the elite black ones

    • @kotd009
      @kotd009 4 года назад

      @Michael Lam jims dad lol american pie

  • @dogbadger
    @dogbadger 4 года назад +182

    That woman had no idea she would become the face of arguably the most famous single special effect in modern movie history.

    • @walterretlaw4051
      @walterretlaw4051 3 года назад

      That woman became famous then... I remember in "Serenity" I think as a passenger and in many others series & movies always as a extra.

    • @pizzaman4385
      @pizzaman4385 2 года назад +1

      That woman also is the face of a famous album cover

    • @bryanmack4054
      @bryanmack4054 Год назад

      @@pizzaman4385 which one?

    • @pizzaman4385
      @pizzaman4385 Год назад +1

      @@bryanmack4054 breakfast in America

    • @AHHHHHHHHHHHHl
      @AHHHHHHHHHHHHl 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@pizzaman4385The Breakfast in America woman is Kate Murtagh, not the same actress from this movie, Priscilla Allen.

  • @tilasole3252
    @tilasole3252 2 года назад +9

    Priscilla- How large is my speaking role?
    Director- Well technically it's only two words, but you go out with a BANG!

  • @Bronzeswans
    @Bronzeswans 4 года назад +102

    1:19 Marc Alaimo who played Gul Dukat on Star Trek: DS9

    • @BoogerDeluxe22
      @BoogerDeluxe22 4 года назад +2

      I just realized that lol

    • @Jafmanz
      @Jafmanz 4 года назад +1

      wow! good spot!

    • @treygreene4298
      @treygreene4298 4 года назад +2

      shit that is ducat

    • @Dr.TJ_Eckleburg
      @Dr.TJ_Eckleburg 4 года назад +10

      fuck yes... one of the best and most underrated actors in history -- dukat is easily in the top five best villains ever

    • @bgdrewsif
      @bgdrewsif 4 года назад +1

      I JUST realized that too!

  • @tmanemaran
    @tmanemaran 4 года назад +14

    This is a classic movie!
    I miss those golden years of 80s and 90s

  • @PlateletRichGel
    @PlateletRichGel 3 месяца назад +5

    This is how everyone should give their two week notice.

  • @TheSleepyCraftsman
    @TheSleepyCraftsman 3 года назад +232

    All I can say is that the engineers who designed atmospheric windows that aren't bulletproof and emergency bulkheads that aren't automatically triggered by sudden changes in pressure, need to be fired.

    • @dananderson6708
      @dananderson6708 3 года назад +33

      They are the same guys that designed the death star

    • @Tumbledweeb
      @Tumbledweeb 3 года назад +15

      Fired as in dismissed from their occupation, or fired out the airlocks? :D

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 2 года назад +3

      I was just thinking the same thing!

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 2 года назад

      No engineering is foolproof against Hollywood scripts written by morons.

    • @techtinkerin
      @techtinkerin 2 года назад +3

      My parents would have said, ITS A MOVIE, ITS NOT REAL.. 🤣

  • @HadoukenSpammer
    @HadoukenSpammer 4 года назад +171

    Richter opens fire at everything he sees in this movie.

    • @Luixmai
      @Luixmai 4 года назад +22

      He did too much cocaine at the party.

    • @odius94
      @odius94 4 года назад +9

      You'd think Gul Dukat could keep him in line.

    • @Luixmai
      @Luixmai 4 года назад +3

      @Hillary Chabot Benny, before being screwed.

    • @josept9729
      @josept9729 3 года назад +1

      @@odius94 No way. Gul Dukat lost DS9 to Sisko and the Defiant. He was too full of himself. Too confident. Caused Cardassia to be destroyed by the Dominion.

    • @Alex_Gordon
      @Alex_Gordon 3 года назад

      thats michael ironside for you. always playing the badass bad guy.

  • @bruvvamoff
    @bruvvamoff Год назад +3

    I love michael ironside, hes always a badass.

  • @chewface
    @chewface 4 года назад +348

    "The woman! Get him...her!" so progressive. Way ahead of its time!

    • @chrisf1600
      @chrisf1600 4 года назад +19

      "It's ma'am, Richter you BIGOT !"

    • @lewisner
      @lewisner 4 года назад +6

      "Get Zee......Zir......They ?"

    • @bubbasocks7466
      @bubbasocks7466 4 года назад +9

      This movies was based in the future 🤪

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 года назад +7

      “GET THEM!!”

    • @Lumibear.
      @Lumibear. 4 года назад +1

      The women in this movie give and take punches like proper hard bastards aswell!

  • @KLeeFMVs
    @KLeeFMVs 4 года назад +220

    My husband and I abuse this joke like no tomorrow. 2 Weeks before anything major, such as a vacation or birthday or whatever, out comes the impressions of this scene. "2 Weeeeks" I love this movie, never gets old. Another favourite scene is when Arnold says "You think this is the real Quaid? IT IS!". Ha.

    • @alwillk
      @alwillk 2 года назад +1

      “Ain’t that a geographically oddity, two weeks from everywhere.”

    • @qweqqweq2090
      @qweqqweq2090 2 года назад +1

      little do most people know that the, "two weeks" lady from total recal had a secret son, the, "two dollars" kid from better off dead."

    • @ninsnumber1fan
      @ninsnumber1fan 2 года назад

      @@qweqqweq2090 related to the "two weeks" contractors from money pit?

    • @firey1_1
      @firey1_1 2 года назад

      Haha. Love the sound of you and fun hubby.

    • @DeformedConscience
      @DeformedConscience 2 года назад

      That's fucking awesome

  • @chango_fett
    @chango_fett Год назад +14

    Paul Verhoeven its a so iconic and underrated directors of all time, he did robocop 1, total recall, basic instint , Starship Troopers and Hollow Man

    • @Takeshi357
      @Takeshi357 10 месяцев назад

      and Showgirls

    • @jim_jim1674
      @jim_jim1674 6 месяцев назад

      You definitely want to take a look at "Black Book".

  • @lilbatashlyn
    @lilbatashlyn 4 года назад +34

    Such a classic scene. Me and my brother must've watched this film hundreds of times!

  • @Mark-ij2nh
    @Mark-ij2nh 3 года назад +156

    We had a schoolteacher who looked like her. She couldn't understand why some of us kept saying two weeks in class 🤣

  • @whocares_bear
    @whocares_bear 14 дней назад

    My dad always rented the best movies when we visited him in the summers. I rewatch Total Recall at least once every 5 years

  • @stonedbatman2067
    @stonedbatman2067 4 года назад +43

    I've watched this movie countless times... never get bored of it!
    Arnie rules!!!!! 👌

    • @Bobbyman17
      @Bobbyman17 8 месяцев назад

      im watching it again in 2 weeks

  • @HansKlopek
    @HansKlopek 4 года назад +253

    "How long will this virus lockdown last again?"
    Two weeks.

  • @halwakka504
    @halwakka504 9 месяцев назад +5

    2:42 Michael Ironside wasn't f'ing around when he knocked that dude aside.

  • @43nostromo
    @43nostromo 4 года назад +20

    0:00 to 0:30 Epic landing scene. Brilliant practical effects, sound effects and a powerful score by the legendary composer, Jerry Goldsmith. Nobody. I mean NOBODY ever came close.

    • @SAMTHEMANTHATCAN
      @SAMTHEMANTHATCAN 2 года назад +2

      I thought Basil Poledouris Conan soundtrack was the best of all time but Jerry Goldsmith is awesome aswel

  • @rmx4087
    @rmx4087 2 года назад +17

    A lot of devotion and love went into this film. I haven't seen it in 27 years. I'm impressed with how well it has stood up!

  • @patatu_99
    @patatu_99 Год назад +13

    Esta escena es genial, lo vi en el cine en el año de su estreno, nunca lo olvidaré. En esta película Total Recall, hay varias escenas de antología, como cuando Arnold se saca un dispositivo GPS enorme de la nariz o cuando en la barriga de un hombre hay un mutante que habla y ni que decir de las escenas cuando Arnold es arrojado al suelo marciano y su cabeza y ojos casi explotan. Aj y también trabaja la bella Sharon Stone, la de Bajo Instintos, siempre que lo pasan en la tele lo veo, lo debo haber visto como 20 veces y nunca me cansa. Todos los actores y extras trabajan de la pvta mare en esa película.

  • @spenser9908
    @spenser9908 4 года назад +170

    0:55 it's actually got the name of the actress who plays the Two Weeks-lady, Priscilla Allen.

    • @Slash1066
      @Slash1066 4 года назад +23

      That is her actual passport! There was no need to make a fake one

    • @bigmikeystyle
      @bigmikeystyle 4 года назад +16

      it should've said "two weeks"

    • @dupeyou2474
      @dupeyou2474 4 года назад

      How about you just don't.

    • @w415800
      @w415800 4 года назад +1

      That can't be a real Passport, the photo was just glued on, it's not even laminated.

    • @moussetache1815
      @moussetache1815 4 года назад

      @@bigmikeystyle nice haha

  • @ryancoke9301
    @ryancoke9301 3 года назад +14

    3:43 I love how the guy just has a Texas Instruments calculator strapped to his forearm. I think I had one of those back in high school.

    • @andrewburgemeister6684
      @andrewburgemeister6684 3 года назад +5

      Holy shit I just saw that haha, I had the CAS Calculator for graphs and algebra calculations.

  • @Kara00740
    @Kara00740 14 дней назад

    This is the kinda movie you could watch a million times, and never get sick of it.

  • @ricksantos1580
    @ricksantos1580 4 года назад +23

    The 1980s total recall was the best. All the remakes including the TV Series cannot compare to this master piece.

  • @jonathancineus6424
    @jonathancineus6424 4 года назад +46

    When you give your 2 week’s notice to quit your job but you’re gonna go crazy if you stay there another minute

  • @shauntbarry
    @shauntbarry Год назад +4

    I went to the cinema to see this on it's release.. The travel to Mars scene just blew me away.. One of my favourite films of all time

  • @ThaPhantazm
    @ThaPhantazm 2 года назад +13

    "Get ready for a surprise!" One of my fav parts.

    • @Kai-ew3zi
      @Kai-ew3zi 9 месяцев назад

      Спасибо что поддерживаете украину

  • @north3606
    @north3606 2 года назад +43

    This scene and the one where Arnold has to take out the tracker through his nose are classic 😆

  • @DeadEndScreamer
    @DeadEndScreamer 3 месяца назад +1

    I can't believe they worked a Concord joke into the script 27 years ahead of time, that's impressive.

  • @punkgothichick1307
    @punkgothichick1307 3 года назад +16

    Rest in peace Priscilla! You were so amazing

  • @Valicore
    @Valicore 4 года назад +45

    This was such an incredible movie.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 года назад +1

      Yeah. Fuck Colin Farrell and everything in 2012. This movie rocks!

    • @trentigalaxy
      @trentigalaxy 4 года назад

      i saw it as a kid in the drive thru, pretty cool

  • @aires69uk
    @aires69uk 13 дней назад +1

    My wife says how long will you be doing that.. and I answer.. Two weeks.. 😂

  • @Supdude.
    @Supdude. 4 года назад +31

    I always liked how the captain with the beret wasn't intimidated by Richter in the slightest and stood his ground against him.

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 2 года назад +9

      Played by Marc Alaimo, aka Gul Dukat from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus Год назад +5

      @@ZuluRomeo The first time I watched this movie after seeing DS9 (obviously I had no clue who he was in 1990 when it first came out), I didn't recognize him until he said "they're all connected!" That made it obvious haha. But yeah, it makes sense that Dukat wouldn't be intimidated by Richter.

  • @federicoTM
    @federicoTM 3 года назад +6

    Michael Ironside also so good, as bad boy , amazing in Scanners , one of the best sci fi movie ever made.

  • @sctmcg
    @sctmcg 2 года назад +2

    The effects here are just f**king timeless - I miss these days

  • @jasonbowser1261
    @jasonbowser1261 2 года назад +21

    4:05 This dude was the unsung hero who saved everyone!

    • @karlk5801
      @karlk5801 2 года назад +8

      And could have been replaced by an air pressure sensor.

    • @thegreathadoken6808
      @thegreathadoken6808 10 месяцев назад

      Not everyone

    • @alfstewart22
      @alfstewart22 6 месяцев назад +4

      Not to mention he takes his job id'ing arrivals very seriously.

    • @sophiabarton248
      @sophiabarton248 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah he's the real hero of this whole damn movie if he wouldn't have pressed that button Arnold would have been sucked out into the red clay then you know what happens there and then no one would have had to worry about Douglas Quaid or Carl Hauser frfr yo 🤷

  • @gigasrex
    @gigasrex 4 года назад +73

    OMG, just noticed the Captain in the orange beret is the actor who played Gul Dukat on Star Trek!

    • @AdamAdamHDL
      @AdamAdamHDL 4 года назад +9

      It's a time travel mission. He has gone back to sabotage earth's early space efforts.

    • @JebHoge
      @JebHoge 4 года назад +1

      Is it? I was thinking it was the actor who voices Homer Simpson...

    • @sammyvillena9777
      @sammyvillena9777 4 года назад

      Just hit me too! Holy crap!!!

    • @flybeep1661
      @flybeep1661 4 года назад

      Jeb Hoge wow you totally suck at recognizing faces.

    • @shishmahu95
      @shishmahu95 4 года назад

      And he is a resistant in the V, visitor series

  • @lostpowerstocupofcoffeetot8588
    @lostpowerstocupofcoffeetot8588 12 дней назад +1

    "When Arnold tries to speak normal english" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayrave4
    @jayrave4 4 года назад +4

    The music for this is so underrated! Absolutely perfect for this movie and it really added to the awe.

  • @ONIscrooge
    @ONIscrooge 3 года назад +21

    I want to know the direction they gave the actress in this scene, "Alright now start making funny faces and pulling at your mouth like a lunatic."

    • @arserobinson7118
      @arserobinson7118 3 года назад +2

      she was a drama teacher in real life so that probably helped.

  • @themorphingorb
    @themorphingorb 13 дней назад

    One of - if not THE most - iconic movie scenes from my childhood! Just amazing work! So disturbing and fascinating! Beats the best CGI of today!

  • @boledle
    @boledle 4 года назад +10

    This was a great movie. I love the pre-CGI flix

  • @devin_nyc6087
    @devin_nyc6087 2 года назад +15

    Only on the final line of the clip did I realize that the man in the uniform was Marc Alaimo, who played Gul Dukat. Awesome actor!

    • @jherrenor
      @jherrenor 2 года назад +4

      Yeah I noticed too then went scrolling for a comment like this. Surprised no one else mentioned it.

  • @Tomfoolery1972
    @Tomfoolery1972 2 года назад +2

    2:52 How the heck did that control panel fit in there when Arnold's head is in there?!? lmaooo 🤣🍿

  • @jeremyrobs3643
    @jeremyrobs3643 4 года назад +238

    "I'm a ginger Hagrid with a haunting smile who needs to blend in. Better wear this yellow trenchcoat."

    • @Nurgles_Rot_
      @Nurgles_Rot_ 4 года назад +9

      Can't take too many precautions after all.

    • @fozzy1004
      @fozzy1004 4 года назад +10

      The very best way to hide as as an infiltrator or spy is in plain sight.

    • @sirjames1977nc
      @sirjames1977nc 4 года назад +1

      😋🤭🎅

    • @AC-iz7eh
      @AC-iz7eh 4 года назад +7

      But that was the fashion style on Mars! Lol

    • @gishathosaurus6828
      @gishathosaurus6828 4 года назад +1

      Good one :P

  • @gregelliott5016
    @gregelliott5016 4 года назад +151

    2020: how long you in quarantine for? Me: 2 weeks

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 года назад +12

      After +3 months...
      "How long is the quarantine gonna last now?"
      NY governor and NYC mayor:
      "Two weeks..."

    • @Al-nt8tn
      @Al-nt8tn 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @1ivannthegreat
      @1ivannthegreat 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @eightw5783
      @eightw5783 4 года назад +3

      about 2 weeks, 2 weeks errrr uh aahhh 2 weeks 2 weeks

    • @gregelliott5016
      @gregelliott5016 4 года назад +3

      Eight W "get ready for a surprise"

  • @chrisrose2767
    @chrisrose2767 4 месяца назад +1

    I remember I was watching this movie on TV with my Grandma years ago..she didn't laugh once until the "Get ready for a surprise" and she started cracking up 😂

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 3 года назад +48

    Reporter: _"So mister President, would you like to discuss your foreign policy?"_
    President Biden: _"Two weeks."_

    • @shahrulamar5358
      @shahrulamar5358 2 года назад

      This movie was released during George HW Bush era.

    • @richardscaggs5936
      @richardscaggs5936 2 года назад +1

      JOE Lying Biden said he was 186 years old in 2020 before he was installed illegally against the REAL American black and white people in 2021 as fraudulent Activity EVER vote-by-mail Mail-in president .

    • @oldiesmusic76
      @oldiesmusic76 2 года назад

      Excuse me????? Brandon "TWO WEEKS"

  • @MarkDice
    @MarkDice 2 года назад +56

    Two weeks to flatten the curve.

    • @bruceli9094
      @bruceli9094 10 месяцев назад +2

      MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!
      TRUMP2024, VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN.

    • @ws90ninety
      @ws90ninety 10 месяцев назад

      @@bruceli9094 I'm a legal immigrant and I can see how America is being destroyed from the inside out by forces that hate out nation. Trump is the antidote to this. TRUMP 2024 ALL THE WAY.

    • @KozmicKarmaKoala
      @KozmicKarmaKoala 9 месяцев назад +4

      The SOLE REASON I looked for this clip and here is Mark Dice. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KozmicKarmaKoala
      @KozmicKarmaKoala 9 месяцев назад

      @@bruceli9094

    • @ws90ninety
      @ws90ninety 9 месяцев назад +2

      ¡Viva el Presidente Trump!

  • @HENZI-cv7re
    @HENZI-cv7re Год назад +10

    Incredible acting especially when she grabs her mouth and twists it around. She made that small role so memorable. 👏

  • @LS-ki9ft
    @LS-ki9ft 4 года назад +247

    Back when movies were not only fun, but were well acted as well.

    • @gregelliott5016
      @gregelliott5016 4 года назад +10

      Plus alot of the makeup was better

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 4 года назад +1

      @@gregelliott5016 I agree with both of your observations

    • @gregelliott5016
      @gregelliott5016 4 года назад +6

      The makeup and effects were part of why movies in the 80's were so popular like with Friday the 13th and similar movies

    • @user-mistereye
      @user-mistereye 4 года назад +8

      “Fun”, agreed - I LOVE eighties/nineties action flicks.
      But “well acted”, not so much I wouldn’t say...

    • @khymaaren
      @khymaaren 4 года назад +10

      Better acted? This movie was as theatrical in its presentation as they come.

  • @pauldavies152
    @pauldavies152 4 года назад +9

    This is a movie that should not have had a remake. If it's not broken then do not try and fix it. This movie is a classic!

  • @gcg2366
    @gcg2366 5 месяцев назад +1

    These movies were so great. Just the era alone. This is one of my favorites! It's a shame what the industry has become. All the stars are disappearing. And there is nobody to take their place.

  • @ir2841
    @ir2841 4 года назад +204

    She still makes more sense than what most of my elderly lady customers say.

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 4 года назад +4

      oh I get it! because they're old! lol! You sound like you're in junior high lol!

    • @markcantemail8018
      @markcantemail8018 4 года назад +6

      Giacomo Avati . My Brother was a Shoe Salesman he would know exactly what you are referring to and agree .

    • @1ivannthegreat
      @1ivannthegreat 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ir2841
      @ir2841 4 года назад +3

      Not all of us age badly.

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 4 года назад

      @Minas Morgul Nice racism, peckerwood.

  • @gzz8551
    @gzz8551 3 года назад +8

    If I ever have to say “two weeks” in my life, I always think of this and do an impression of her in my head.
    “Twwwwoooooo weeeeeeeks!”

  • @ChaChaRah
    @ChaChaRah 2 месяца назад +2

    Reminds me of when Kamala’s teleprompter when out and she is on repeat…. 32 days 32 days 32 days 😂😂😂

  • @TheSmokingGun111
    @TheSmokingGun111 2 года назад +7

    Just saw total recall last night and I love how it brings back memories. I must say for a movie made in 1990 it was ahead of its time. And this was my favorite part of the movie..”2 weeks” best!

    • @antonboludo8886
      @antonboludo8886 2 года назад

      How was it "ahead of its time", though?

    • @TheSmokingGun111
      @TheSmokingGun111 2 года назад +1

      @@antonboludo8886 I think it was interesting how they perceived the future from a 1990 perspective, how they scanned weapons, the possibility of tracking someone with a built in chip, how someone can disguise themselves with a realistically looking mask that has a built in oxygen unit, how life on mars could possibly look like in the future whilst coexisting with extraterrestrial life, all these things can happen with the advancements of tech and seeing these ideas were presented in a movie made in 1990 was “ahead of its time”

    • @antonboludo8886
      @antonboludo8886 2 года назад

      @@TheSmokingGun111 I see what you mean.
      These ideas were however presented many years earlier in other movies.

    • @bruceli9094
      @bruceli9094 Год назад

      ​@@antonboludo8886salty

  • @alucard624
    @alucard624 4 года назад +9

    I totally forgot Marc Alaimo ie Gul Dukat from DS9 was in this film too. What a great actor. Also, Benny the cab driver was also in DS9 as a Cardassian as well.

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 2 года назад +3

      Ah yes, Benny was the puppet Cardassian dictator Legate Broca in the final chapters of DS9.
      Tons of actors here and in Robocop turned up in Star Trek one way or another: this movie alone also had Edward Jellico, the Zakdorn strategist Kolrami, and ditzy Ensign Sonya Gomez. It all culminated in Robocop himself Peter Weller appearing in Star Trek Into Darkness.

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus Год назад +1

      Don't forget Robert Picardo as Jonnycab, haha. Granted, he first showed up in Voyager, but he did make a couple DS9 appearances too.

    • @CaptainBardiel
      @CaptainBardiel Год назад

      @@ZuluRomeo Don't you mean Captain Sonya Gomez?

  • @ThinkPIONEERing
    @ThinkPIONEERing Год назад +10

    Priscilla Allen is such a iconic national treasure. Need i say more?

  • @fabithierry
    @fabithierry 3 года назад +9

    I miss this kind of movies so much

  • @GKFC
    @GKFC 4 года назад +15

    At 2:50 I've never understood how such a large rod comes out of the side of the mask given Quaid's head was already inside there.

  • @OVALetsPlay
    @OVALetsPlay 2 месяца назад +2

    1:45 when you give your resignation notice at work

  • @Lynkk
    @Lynkk 4 года назад +27

    Poor extra at 2:43
    "how was your day?"
    "meh got tossed by Michael Ironside for about 30 takes"