Y'know,sometimes I remember that my dad brought me to a socialist club when I was 4 and I talked to a bunch of old guys about my little pony and he brought me one more time and someone got a tattoo of pinkie pie
2:30 "Is there something we aren't seeing?" "Roll perception" "20" "You see. You see the past, the present, the future. The end of the universe and the beginning. You see your fate, the fates of those you know, and the fates of those you have never met. You see every answer to every question. You have been enlightened. You also see that there is a lever behind the tree on the far left, but you find yourself unable to act on that perception. Overburdened by all this knowledge, you need a minute to think... Or maybe 24 hours to think. You just need time and will be completely useless to your party until they've all slept."
My campaign is taking place in a homebrew focused on 'the narrative' with heavy fae influence. So yeah, once in a while the characters pass by 'thin places' where perception checks are a highly dangerous choice. They love it.
6:35 I actually own a set of dice made of metal that came with an official D&D stat block. They’re classified as a thrown weapon and cause 1d4 damage. I laughed my butt off when I got them and saw that. XD (Heimdallr dice, in case anybody else is interested. They’re awesome, my favorite dice set I own.)
@@filipemartinho1753 if it's a thrown weapon it's got to be a d6, everyone knows that d4s are traps and therefore classify as "adventuring gear" like the "bag of caltrops" item
@@silentglacierfang My brother and I used to launch each other, mom took the gates Don because she was more worried we would give each other brain damage than about where we wanted to go
8:45 *Bear Grandma* chopping firewood wood by ripping it apart with her *bear hands* so she can bake a blueberry pie for her grandkids. Actually, better yet: *Bear Babushka*
6:51 No! That would be Horrible! The cat-sized bees would be great, but I wouldn't be able to live with the correspondingly sized wasps, spiders, scorpions, or flies! And Heaven forbid the Cockroaches!
8:05 THERE IS AN ANIME FOR THIS! I think it was called “I was fired from being the demon king’s general” or something similar The son of the hero with all the hero’s abilities is thought to have died in a demon attack. The demon king himself ACTUALLY just found him beneath a tree after his mother had fled to draw the demons away from him. The demon king just wanted to raise this kid thinking his parents were dead and he didn’t want to leave an innocent child alone, raised him to be his personal advisor and general, then when the demon king retired his blood son fired his adopted brother (hero’s son) and the hero’s son just sort of… wandered into a village and wanted to help people and eventually ACCIDENTALLY became the chief of the village by doing good deeds The demon king and hero’s blood father visit the same day both hearing about how their son was doing well and HAD A CHILD WITH THE PREVIOUS CHIEF’S DAUGHTER and they both wanted to see their grandchild and put their hatred of each other somewhat into useful energy for being kind and training their grandson to defend himself from monsters should they both die someday It’s wholesome and funny. “YOU HAVE TO BE THE HERO” “No! I wanna deliver these apples to my neighbor. They need me here.”
I love these videos. I look for them anytime i start my chronological questioning of how time works, reality itself, and whether or not my burritos are done microwaving. Or whenever i need a generally good laugh or want to be in a good mood
5:22 My favorite thing about sweeney todd is the fact that Mrs Lovett was first played by Angela Lansburry, who in my heart will allways be Miss Eglantine Price from "Bedknobs and Broomsticks".
13:58, how dare you call me out like that. I have too many tabs + windows open, bookmarks saved, YT playlists, screenshots of funny things, and likes on Tumblr that I never end up going back to.
10:26 to be honest that is the whole ace attorney fandom when they see phoenix wright and miles edgeworth together (you can NOT tell me they are lovers and that larry is the 3rd wheel)
4:32 Lackadaisy, I know I'm gonna love it when I give it a full watch, but it's 20-ish minutes and _only_ 20-ish minutes so far, the vibes _must_ be on point or I'll end up forgetting it, and I hate my brain >:{
15:08 As a large man, if a small woman calls me babygirl I too will stop arguing on the spot. Mainly so I don't accidentally start laughing lmao. The tension just bleeds out.
I agree that we don't need skinny, cutesy teddy bear girls, but may I suggest CHUBBY, cutesy teddy bear girls? More accurate to IRL teddy bears, because what do you want from a teddy bear? You want to snuggle with them, and my proposed alternative is ideal for that.
In Lovecraft’s world where there are actually ancient aliens and ancient civilizations that are not human did exist, I think there would be a fun conspiracy that humans actually did built that stuff.
So I'm actually friends with that kobold qt 1:55 (currently working out ways to bring back past trauma for her character in my campaign with a LV 9 lightning bold, her request of course) and I can confirm she sounds exactly like that
I don't know who needs to hear this, but, Don't buy coffee when you're broke. Especially not because you need it. Caffeine does something, but regular caffeine use does _not_ do what you think. Sometimes you really are on the verge of a breakdown, but you are never _one coffee away,_ and I'm like 99% certain that the very act of using coffees to measure your closeness to not being able to keep going is what made me feel so helpless on so many of my worst days. Jogging in place for a couple minutes is a more reliable way to improve your energy levels than caffeine. Even while I believed that, I was still overspending on Bang energy, and now I regret it because I truly believe that it didn't help me at all. If you want something to believe in, something to do just so that you aren't helpless, an activity that reminds you of past nontiredness (like coffee flavor does), let it be something free. Like the jogging. Although the main point is blood circulation, believe in it too, because in the most literal possible way, most tiredness is in your head. fight it where it lives.
4:33 Me, saying I need to be going through a self-loathing episode in order to as much as look at Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii. (note: still haven't started that one. Yet)
8:45 shout out to my oc ursel who is based on and built like a polar bear, whom rules an underground city in a frozen dystopian wasteland, who is an antagonist, but god i LOVE her.
Tumblr posts need to stop giving me fodder for the book about Medical Droids in the aftermath of a nuclear apocalypse. This is the second time this has happened!
Y'know,sometimes I remember that my dad brought me to a socialist club when I was 4 and I talked to a bunch of old guys about my little pony and he brought me one more time and someone got a tattoo of pinkie pie
Just Chads being Chads
Thats so wholesome
I want to join this club
@@P_64P come to Greece
Oh my god that's so adorable!
When you realize that, by definition, a pizza cutter is technically a sword
Since a pizza cutter has neither a beginning nor an end, it could also be said to be infinitely long.
@@csweezey18 thanks Satan
@@anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084 You're welcome, idiot that exists but probably shouldn't!
@@csweezey18 Or technically a length of zero as it has no beginning
more or less, a spoon
2:30
"Is there something we aren't seeing?"
"Roll perception"
"20"
"You see. You see the past, the present, the future. The end of the universe and the beginning. You see your fate, the fates of those you know, and the fates of those you have never met. You see every answer to every question. You have been enlightened. You also see that there is a lever behind the tree on the far left, but you find yourself unable to act on that perception. Overburdened by all this knowledge, you need a minute to think... Or maybe 24 hours to think. You just need time and will be completely useless to your party until they've all slept."
Underrated comment, I WANT this to happen in a DnD canpaign.
My campaign is taking place in a homebrew focused on 'the narrative' with heavy fae influence.
So yeah, once in a while the characters pass by 'thin places' where perception checks are a highly dangerous choice. They love it.
@@NotChicoAndPico nice!
reminds me of this one skit where somebody rolled a 20 with a really high bonus on becoming invisible and had to straight up make a new character 💀
1:45
As someone who; 1) has the deadname Kyle, and 2) has had monster energy before
This is very true
Kyle to Brad, from 19y/o high school graduate, to 25y/o himbo dad
6:35 I actually own a set of dice made of metal that came with an official D&D stat block. They’re classified as a thrown weapon and cause 1d4 damage. I laughed my butt off when I got them and saw that. XD (Heimdallr dice, in case anybody else is interested. They’re awesome, my favorite dice set I own.)
1d4 d4 damage
Is it a d4 that does d4 damage, or a d6 that does d4 damage
@@filipemartinho1753 if it's a thrown weapon it's got to be a d6, everyone knows that d4s are traps and therefore classify as "adventuring gear" like the "bag of caltrops" item
@@filipemartinho1753 surely a d4 would do more damage than that. maybe 1 d4 does an extra d4 piercing damage
Having stepped on a d4 barefoot, I think that particular platonic solid is best used as a caltrop.
0:42 Also, a welder can confirm The temptation is horrible
12:07, apparently I used to move things like those large baby blocks around so I could climb over them when I was a baby. Strategic speedrun strats.
@@silentglacierfang My brother and I used to launch each other, mom took the gates Don because she was more worried we would give each other brain damage than about where we wanted to go
I'm pretty sure the glue trap would absolutely work on at least a few of my Blorbos. Several of which being Karkat
Atleast Kanaya won't wall for it. Jade might but she has spacey powers.
"I AM WALKING DOWN THIS HALLWAY, NOTHING COULD IMPEDE ON THIS TRE- MOTHER FUCKER---" -Karkat, 2012 to 2023
Why do i feel like I'm being watched ? 👁
8:45 *Bear Grandma* chopping firewood wood by ripping it apart with her *bear hands* so she can bake a blueberry pie for her grandkids.
Actually, better yet: *Bear Babushka*
Andy hopes the fighting Bear Woman will step on him.
I just want to hug Bear Grandma and shove my face into her furry bear boobies.
I love when Andy edits something The Owl House into a video. It’s a reference I actually understand! Lol
We need to give alex the budget for a full tv show
And give him zero restrictions
Expect he has to do either owl house or gravity's falls stlye
@@silverbloodborne9495 yes!
10:27 need to mention what fills that exact description: Trazyn the Infinite and Orikan the Diviner. That shit fits waaaay too perfectly
EXACTLY! loved the infinite and the divine
I did okay on a math test I had yesterday and I am very happy and relieved :D These epic videos helped me to be less stressed abt it
good for you :D
i wasnt looking at the screen at 10:27 and literally said out loud "yeah vash and wolfwood" and immidiately LOOKED UP AND SAW THE ONE TAG.
When i was doing blacksmithing i touched the red hot metal multiple times letting my intrusive thoughts win
How'd it go?
@@riley3087I'm guessing not very good
@@riley3087 they did it again and lost the ability to type
9:52 No, you're supposed to make combustible LEMONs, not combustible BANANAs.
An hourglass has the most moving parts because they're counting *every individual grain of sand*
18:22 this reminds me of how I once dreamt up a crossover between deltarune and kirby and it was a cooking game
6:51 No! That would be Horrible! The cat-sized bees would be great, but I wouldn't be able to live with the correspondingly sized wasps, spiders, scorpions, or flies! And Heaven forbid the Cockroaches!
8:05 THERE IS AN ANIME FOR THIS! I think it was called “I was fired from being the demon king’s general” or something similar
The son of the hero with all the hero’s abilities is thought to have died in a demon attack. The demon king himself ACTUALLY just found him beneath a tree after his mother had fled to draw the demons away from him. The demon king just wanted to raise this kid thinking his parents were dead and he didn’t want to leave an innocent child alone, raised him to be his personal advisor and general, then when the demon king retired his blood son fired his adopted brother (hero’s son) and the hero’s son just sort of… wandered into a village and wanted to help people and eventually ACCIDENTALLY became the chief of the village by doing good deeds
The demon king and hero’s blood father visit the same day both hearing about how their son was doing well and HAD A CHILD WITH THE PREVIOUS CHIEF’S DAUGHTER and they both wanted to see their grandchild and put their hatred of each other somewhat into useful energy for being kind and training their grandson to defend himself from monsters should they both die someday
It’s wholesome and funny. “YOU HAVE TO BE THE HERO” “No! I wanna deliver these apples to my neighbor. They need me here.”
I love these videos. I look for them anytime i start my chronological questioning of how time works, reality itself, and whether or not my burritos are done microwaving. Or whenever i need a generally good laugh or want to be in a good mood
Mocha be out here living her best life
5:22 My favorite thing about sweeney todd is the fact that Mrs Lovett was first played by Angela Lansburry, who in my heart will allways be Miss Eglantine Price from "Bedknobs and Broomsticks".
21:13
Isnt that just Leonardo from the TMNT series?
I've seen all iterations get HC'd with being both transfemme and transmasc
21:20
Shadow the Hedgehog is fannon-ically non-binary, trans-masc, and trans-fem!
I relate to that toe-walking one on a spiritual level
Same, it's so much fun to just bounce like that.
15:44 I walk like this cuz I want digitigrade legs so bad, they’re so cool and gives better speed 😭
yeah agreed
13:58, how dare you call me out like that. I have too many tabs + windows open, bookmarks saved, YT playlists, screenshots of funny things, and likes on Tumblr that I never end up going back to.
10:28 that ship post is LITERALLY Lee Adama & Kara Thrace. All of it. A chaotic train wreck you can’t look away from
10:26 to be honest that is the whole ace attorney fandom when they see phoenix wright and miles edgeworth together (you can NOT tell me they are lovers and that larry is the 3rd wheel)
Larry is the straight friend who has no idea what's going on
@@dhi_holo to be honest that is true. He probably thinks they are realy good friends to eachother till he realizes (if he dose that is)
“I’m on some kind of gay ass journey.” Lord of the Rings
4:32 Lackadaisy, I know I'm gonna love it when I give it a full watch, but it's 20-ish minutes and _only_ 20-ish minutes so far, the vibes _must_ be on point or I'll end up forgetting it, and I hate my brain >:{
It vibes hard
Everywhere at the End of Time. SOMEDAY i'll finally get around to listening to it in full
@@ashcyr3711 that’s.. One vibe I guess.
15:08 As a large man, if a small woman calls me babygirl I too will stop arguing on the spot. Mainly so I don't accidentally start laughing lmao. The tension just bleeds out.
I agree that we don't need skinny, cutesy teddy bear girls, but may I suggest CHUBBY, cutesy teddy bear girls? More accurate to IRL teddy bears, because what do you want from a teddy bear? You want to snuggle with them, and my proposed alternative is ideal for that.
She goes from buff in summer to chubby in fall and winter, then back to buff in spring
In Lovecraft’s world where there are actually ancient aliens and ancient civilizations that are not human did exist, I think there would be a fun conspiracy that humans actually did built that stuff.
2:08 That GIF is in my top three favorite clips in the world
Random thought: Thank u for making these PM, they help my mental health ^ᴗ^
So I'm actually friends with that kobold qt 1:55 (currently working out ways to bring back past trauma for her character in my campaign with a LV 9 lightning bold, her request of course) and I can confirm she sounds exactly like that
YOU CANT JUST OUT ME LIKE THIS SXDCFGVBHJNMK
1:13 Man I love The Magnus Archives.
"I'm on some sort of gayass journey" -Ellie Williams
7:04
Me, covered in bandages: *petting a bread* well I thought it went really well!
6:30 AYYYY Kestin mention :3
2:55 Lego Monkie Kid.
PM is making me more and more worried with these intros
21:29
Please tell me this relationship worked out, they had kids, and this is now a family thing...
6:35
For anyone who isn't a creator type, Trust me, it is equally infuriating, if not more so, to be the writer in this situation
18:22 ULTRAKILL MENTIONED
14:39 I really like the way I shade and colour my art
19:21 try campbells cream of mushroom soup, one can of milk, and one can of rice
18:21 wasn’t expecting an ultrakill mention in your channel
1:30 is actually lemony snicket
Alas, jojo is one of those shows i nead to be in a specific mood for because it takes energy to meet it where its at
1:08 some dude named Orwell had that exact same idea.
12:53: I swear there have been many stories with eldritch/infinite apartment complexes and the like?...So it's not impossible.
9:55, Sorry Palestream, I used to watch him and best guess I can give you is "he's doing mark things dw bout it"
0:32 It’s a literal lunar rabbit
Yippee! Thank you for another wonderful video! And to anyone reading this your beautiful/handsome!
8:19, Jonas from the Bible and Percy Jackson from the TV Series.
7:53 that is called depression.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but, Don't buy coffee when you're broke. Especially not because you need it.
Caffeine does something, but regular caffeine use does _not_ do what you think. Sometimes you really are on the verge of a breakdown, but you are never _one coffee away,_ and I'm like 99% certain that the very act of using coffees to measure your closeness to not being able to keep going is what made me feel so helpless on so many of my worst days.
Jogging in place for a couple minutes is a more reliable way to improve your energy levels than caffeine. Even while I believed that, I was still overspending on Bang energy, and now I regret it because I truly believe that it didn't help me at all. If you want something to believe in, something to do just so that you aren't helpless, an activity that reminds you of past nontiredness (like coffee flavor does), let it be something free. Like the jogging. Although the main point is blood circulation, believe in it too, because in the most literal possible way, most tiredness is in your head. fight it where it lives.
6:36 Why you gotta keep callin' me out like this, Pat?
2:54 have you heard about this lovely little show called JoJo's Bizarre Adventure **il vento d'oro starts playing**
That's kind of cheating lol😊
@@Splinter-ge9pf well I mean if it's true it's true.
6:21 sneak attack please!
10:26 literally captain Kirk, Spock and Dr.Mccoy hahaha
I love how there's actually a trope named "The Call Knows Where You Live"
Me: Falls asleep while watching a different video.
Me: What's up to this.
16:42 *Dog goblin noises*
That was a surprise.
Watching this while doing laps around the living room couch
9:50 because combustible lemons are the way
It’s hot outside I’m gonna melt
It’s getting warmer outside and it’s making the snow melt.
4:33 Me, saying I need to be going through a self-loathing episode in order to as much as look at Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii. (note: still haven't started that one. Yet)
10:04 as someone who suffers from chronic migraines, same
12:00 me and my brother used to do the co-op glitch
You know whenever he says andy I'm always thinking "that can't be thedragonhat" bu t no from the clip of him talking, that is thedragonhat
2:36 my character with a plus 17 to perception rolling a 37 on perception checks
8:45 shout out to my oc ursel who is based on and built like a polar bear, whom rules an underground city in a frozen dystopian wasteland, who is an antagonist, but god i LOVE her.
0:32 that is not Cy, that is Boo, a miniature giant space hamster from the Forgotten Realms
13:23
Which way though? The mysteries of life.
Actually a timepiece with the most moving parts is a waterclock.
9:53 You see, the reason why this didn't work is because the wrong fruit was used.
Now, I could be wrong, but for the pokemon bad pokémon evolution ideas, isn't the last one just how regional variants form.
‘ trades the inpermanence of the machine for the stability of flesh.’
Ages
6:50, and have wildfires that cover potentially full continents. That would not be fun.
“Ultrakill and TMC? ooh, how’d that wwwOOAAAHH WHAT.”
19:26 is there really people out there who have watery tomato soup instead of extra creamy
I like the call out post of Vivilion
That is a great start for my week
Tumblr posts need to stop giving me fodder for the book about Medical Droids in the aftermath of a nuclear apocalypse. This is the second time this has happened!
21:22
Totally not imagining my OC and realizing that this could happen to them
That sheep at the end caught me off guard
21:39 Do you mean Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind?
Oh , that person meant Wojtek polish bear who liked beer and to eat lit cigarettes and take long showers 8:36
4:20 roleplay, art, writing...
7:36 Each grain of sand is a moving part.
7:20 Limbus company
What do you mean Cathy? I'm quite sure there has never been a character named Cathy in any PM game
8:43 disenchantment.
3:38 I actually love returning it bc i just like to pretend like I’m doing side quests at the mall
13:23 when they say this, do they mean that they were trans while the scenario happened, or that they discovered they were trans after the post?
I also like to do the tippy toe bounces but due to hypermobility. I can't do it for long or else *pain*
4:25 FINALLY, SOMEBODY GETS IT!
never expected to see Ghost Rider on valentines day, but here we are
repent
now
2:58 THE IMAGE FADING IN IS NOT WRONGGGG...