Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 556 w/ Cesar Millan
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It's a whole white baby bruh, and it's a whole new episode of Your Mom's House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P take a look at clips from the new crime-thriller documentary on Netflix: "Garth Brooks: The Road I'm On." They also explore a vintage Fedsmoker video, in which Conald conducts a traffic stop on a government official! They also revisit YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's premium content account to show just how much value you're getting with a subscription! They compare his content to other content creators. Which accounts bring the most value to their viewers??
YMH-regular Josh Potter joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss some current events. Several male "workers" have come out with allegations against Senator Lindsey Graham and his "ladybugs." Cool Guy actor Nacho Vidal is also in the news after being charged with a toad-licking ritual gone wrong! They also dive into Josh's recent experience having his house cleaned, which there's a video of on this very channel.
Cesar Millan is a dog trainer, widely known for his Emmy-nominated television series "Dog Whisperer." He joins Todd and Christine to discuss his early life, how he began training dogs, working with Oprah Winfrey, things that affect a dog's energy, and much more. Cesar also lends his opinions on pup play, pony play, and the cool gal that lets wolves lick the inside of her mouth.
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I bet Bert is really nervous right now. They have the man that can speak with dogs on the podcast. A lot of dogs are probably gonna come forward about Bert now...
My first good laugh of the day. Thanks
#BelieveAllDogs
Butt - ain't that the way dogs say hello?? (IS IT MEEEEE YOU LOOKIN' FO')
Amen brother, justice for those dogs. #BeliveAllDogs
Dogs smell asses to say Hello. Burt says hello, a little more aggressively to dogs. But it’s just to be the pack leader
I’m 17 and I live with my parents, they are both massive Garth Brooks fans and sat me down, forcing me to watch that documentary when it originally aired. When he said that thing about the handshake I fell out laughing, and the resulting death stare from my parents was downright piercing. There anger was so intense that it seriously made me question if they were complicit in his crimes or even co-conspirators. I’m living in a hostile, dangerous environment.
Zah Hall I’m absolutely prepared for this mission and promise to follow proto to the fullest
Brendan Ulmer keep us updated! Chomo out!
I feel for you. I hope you can move out soon, sounds awful.
#savebrendan
@@brendanulmer6034 I can never tell if comments on this channel are serious or not, but if it is I wish the best for you! Your parents might get the stamp but that doesn't mean you have to #savebrendan
Any way we can get Cesar to train Bert to shower like a human? His stink is ruining my Mondays
Gonna be hard to train him right with all those other pups around
Can you imagine doing the NFG quarantine routine..? smelling of dick cheese, onion pitts, cheddar scalp and alcohol burps and dog-shit breath.... oh migads
Get Ceaser to teach bart’s dogs some self defence lessons to protect themselves
Wonder if he can rid him of that racist streak he has too
When is Mark Normand going to be on the podcast? It’s been long overdue.
Yea especially with his new special being out
He’d fit right in haha
The ymh studio definitely needs more queefs
I don’t think they’re ready for Kevin heart, he’s too big for ymh
@@stupididiotkitty oh you mean 85 daysrusty old new material?...
Is Cesar going to teach their dog to find and retrieve valour?
Under-rated comment
yeah but he doesn't train dogs. he rehabilitates them
“These guys are not Mexican at all” - Cesar
"Segura? Hmmm the R must be silent." - Cesar
why is Christina dressed like Vector from despicable me
she gotta put on one of her coke addict wigs to fully complete the look
She's just Hungarian
Valor isn’t the only thing she steals
@@anawesomewave9600 i feel like shes gonna say, "yeaaah, drugs" after everything she says.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Garth Brooks is literally just Burnt Kreisler if he always got his way.
Don't forget about what he does with dogs....
How does Bert NOT always get his way??
You guys talking about Brent Krystals?
Codename nah, they’re talking about Bent Chrysler
Too harsh,
There’s 3 reasons to like this podcast: chaos, happiness and confusion
And tom being sinister lmao
Haha! Nice.
My 3 reasons are :Robert Paul Champagne
Branandon ok you nailed it 😂
Perfect!!! They have to showcase this comment on the next episode. Lmaoo
*Watching pup play*
Cesar: "none of these people are mexican" 😂😂😂
Bruh when Cesar said "ah hell nah" he sounded like Ryan Sickler lmao
Luisogloko “ah hell nah playah”
Hahahaha I thought the same thing 😂. Had me dying lol
queue the squealing laughter
“I’m not attracted to these kinds of movies at all.”
It's at 1:56:02.
Who knew Cesar was so philosophical. Seems like a sweet guy.
Hello this is Captain Chris D'Elia. My DM's went down. I'm going down into the Twitter, to save my career. Tell everybody I'll be back. I need back up. I'll see you later, bye. I gotta save my career, bye. This is Captain D'Elia, bye-bye.
The description says Cesar is joining “Todd and Christine” lol
You must be new here
Gonna get blue ban killed
Chainman93 pretty sure he’s gay everywhere
#polyandbi people good god
This that nre
Can Chris D’Elia join the C-C-C-Cool guy club now? (Guitar riff)
How butt hurt are you gonna be in 2 months when he’s back to selling out shows and no one (but soy boys like you) cares ???
Matt Darat not as butt hurt as your dog will be when he meets Bert.
Hahahaha at least we can agree on that
Matt Darat We don’t even know exactly what happened. But the jokes are so good haha
@@marianavasquez2128 I'm in the "almost always believes the victim" club, but nothing concrete has come out yet about D'Elia. The only thing suspect has been talking to a 17 year old flirting, but when she says she's 17, he literally says "Too young!" ....
And then hit her up a year later 😂
Is it scummy? Yep. It is a federal offense? No. All the other screenshots the girls said they were of age at the time. I'm torn because I like him and don't wanna believe it
As a fellow Cesar, this is amazing. Makes Mexicans proud seeing Cesar Be such an icon. "I didn't cross the border for nothing" is such a great line. Viva Cesar Millan! 🇲🇽
Why would anyone look at FedSmoker walking up to their car and decide, "ya'know what, let's open the car door for this lunatic!"
🎶🎸💥🤟🏾
So he could feather it for you.
BEcause some of us are just nice people okay. :)
And some of us LIKE meth. So. Yeah.
I am so glad they had Cesar Millan as guest. He was fun and provided good info.
Legend has it Garth taught Uncle Rico how to throw a football over them mountains
Omg
Clear across em!
How much you wanna bet?
Ur mom throws footballs over mountains
Why does no one bring up that Garth's first name is Troyal
I'm surprised tom hasnt mentioned that at all!!
because that's how you get on G's list, and end up with a family who only has questions....
I say let the conversation begin
WHAT 😆
Omigosh EXCELLENT point. I give your post ten dead prostitutes out of ten.
I could still smell Bert even though he's not in this one
It lingers. Like a ghost. A truly awful, smelly ghost.
Who is Bert?
@@americanrambler3408 n
9.
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 his real name is burnt Crystal's not bert
Stfu
“He’s the Cesar of THIS world” 🤣🤣 *dead
Why don't you get D'elia on, he can talk about his method acting.
They just had D’Elia on last month lol
Tyler Petersen google his name to understand the joke. Some stuff will come up lol
In tight art circles, we call Chris the pretender, or, 'only slightly more believable than that red haired comedy kid with that podcast and the shitty sitcom spot'.
That's a technical term.
@@hotelmotel83 Holy shit. First time I'm hearing of this.
Tyler Petersen the joke is that he likes to make out with young girls in high school
A lot of people are gonna click on the video thinking that this is gonna be a wholesome and family friendly podcast interview with Cesar Milan.
I have a feeling Garth kills anyone who hears him fart.
Farth
@Beunibster 😂
😄😄😄😄😄
i'm pretty sure he does that
Lmao
This episode should have been called the wife whisperer. Christina almost slipped outta her chair once or twice
SLoughlin 82 someone listens to This Past Weekend....👀
lmaoooo
@@austinwillett7817 I dont actually I like theo on king and the sting, what's the joke though? Did theo say something similar
SLoughlin 82 oh no worries. He said something similar about Chris D’lia’s fans
@@austinwillett7817 who, Theo? which episode, need to see that
Caesar better be shown some pupplay or I’m unsubbing.
Whizzbang I just started and came to say exactly this 😂😂😂
Sounds like something Bert would say
Spoiler: You won’t be disappointed.
Got you Fam
I can't wait for the real Garth doc that they'll make, after he dies.
"He had all of us living in fear. None of us dared to disappoint him, because...we... *sobs* ... we knew what that meant."
Sounds like the documentary Native will make.
"yes, we knew what that meant....when the crying started....w-we...we ran..."
Who would’ve thought Chris D’Elia needed a stamping from FedSmoker?
🤚me
Someone has not been following proto.
@Zah Hall Those eternal bachelors...
Zah Hall Who you think you’re talking to, bud? I’m a CI double retired agent.
@@JesusHComedy Ta-ta fuckface
I can’t ever eat while watching YMH.
Too gross
At this point with this show, it’s the only time I can eat.
ahhaha i know right its impossible. I cant eat and I cant show it to my family but my mom was very interested in th e lindsey graham thing hahaha
I would’ve been first but my connection got caught behind my teeth and I couldn’t see what I was typing.
beautiful.
Erik Chapel ta ta there
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@@Snowchapel *over your head* xD
Lmaoooo I fucking love you
"why is walking so important for a dog?" - Christina p.
Too deep
Literally right after he had explained why
she obviously doesnt do it.lol
FedSmoker would have a field day with D'Elia's chomo actions
would definitely get the stamp
@@kinglouis69420 pi out uiipuppuupuiii it 7ii
Wondering if they’re going to discuss it before the next episode like they did with George Floyd.
What chomo actions??
@@nachomansandyravage2346Delia being a chomo as everyone has known for years
If you put Josh Potter in a dehydrator for approximately 4 and a half hours he would then look like a 3rd century Egyptian skeleton
RIP Chris D’Elia
@Tyrone Notwatson
What's you're problem with Cesar?
@Tyrone Notwatson Are you a wolf or a shepherd?
What happened with Delia?
Drippie StankNutz he allegedly was messaging teenagers asking for nudes and to make out and shit. Very strange
we gotta get all gas no brakes on your moms house hes like a real life reporter of the cool guys club
I hear Chris D'Elia hasn't been following proto.
Half-way chomo
What did he do
Antonio Yin check Twitter, lots of receipts 😬
He might get hit with the baby raper stamp
Ho-lee-shit, I just looked it up and you weren’t kidding.
God this truly opened my eyes to this man. He is a fuckin boat. Best of all time. So fucking aware, i would do anything to spend a month learning with this dude.
Last time I was this early Christine's valour wasn't stolen.
Her name is Christina, lol.
@@sophiedash4026 low and loose
@@sophiedash4026 Woosh!
@@sophiedash4026 riiiiight over the head.
You mean she hadn’t yet stolen valor. If someone steals your valor, it sounds like you were humiliated or something horrible along those lines.
58:50, holy shit this is the greatest Yoshi impression
2:04:45, "Calm, confident, love, and joy" is a very nice thought.
Can’t wait to hear them talk about Chris D’Elia on the next pomcast
What did Chris D'Elia do??
They wont
@@oBCHANo "a group of Friends"
There are over 40 allegations now in one day. Chris is a monster. Check yourself real quick 😊
Chris “ I don’t do drugs” D’elia
Hard to believe.
This episode made me feel so good. What a positive individual... 4 strokes
So when will the "My Cat from Hell" guy be on the show?
Never. Cats don’t get episodes
Bro Jackson Galaxy needs to meet the mommies!!
I didn't know I wanted something so damn bad.
@@joepiersma4768 and you dont get friends
OMG please! Lol
Cesar rehabbed my friends Jindo, JohnBee. He was a red zone dog and Cesar took him into his pack after some setbacks. JohnBee went on to serve with distinction in the Fire Dept. Search and Rescue unit. Cesar is a genius and saved that dog from the needle. High and Tight this one.
It's only a matter of time until they trick Cesar into doing a pod like Drew.
i hope so he was so interesting
At least Drew will shut up once in a while
Hah, it would be great to see Cesar’s descent, like Drew’s
Never watched his show, I had no idea Cesar was such a chill intelligent guy. Awesome podcast.
He's the white people whisperer. Its hilarious watching him treat some of the fools on his show
Day one of reminding YMH that they still haven't uploaded the RPC house tour or done the Tom v Bert donut eating contest
What I remember the RPC house tour
Or the coke episode
Cad Chamberlain there definitely is an RPC house tour with potter and dr drew
They're busy trying to figure out how to defend D'Elia... Give them a minute
Cad Chamberlain what happened to the threesomes jokes in their specials?
we need more of Cesar, maybe in Tom en español
Hope everyone's following proto and having a great day
Thanks bud! You to!
Feathering it as we speak
Who do you think you’re talking to, bud? I’m a CI double retired agent.
Went down to Falcon Car Wash and got a tooth pulled, now I'm looking for someone to piss on me and beat me. You know, the usual.
You’re about to lose your life
that lindsey graham discussion had me crying. best segment in a long time. _them's just my little ladybugs_
How did I know as soon as I opened this episode I would see D’Elia all over the comments
Why? Can someone explain more? How is chris connected to this episode?
@@VictorVanDenBass
2 girls on twitter are saying he "groomed" them when they were 17.
One of them didn't tell him her age and the other lied to him and told him she's 20 even tho she was underage.
Maybe there is other girls that i don't know about.
Tati Mustafa there’s a lot more. It’s not good
@@tatimustafa6155 its alot more than 2 its a little wild
Do you need to share your story with authorities?
Safe space here
LAPD next.
Cesar Millan was one of the most unexpected best interviews on YMH ever!
That was the best. Cesar is a friggin' zen master. He brings out the mdma-esque love side of Christine and Tom... and everyone else.
2:22:00 tom asks Cesar to be on his Spanish podcast and Cesar agrees saying he likes doing anything in Spanish on TV cus its good for the Latino and foreign audience etc...
... Ok
@@richardbutkis ci
It’s Latinx you bigot!!
For those that don't know, a "CI" is a *Confidential Informant.*
So when that dude says he was a "CI double agent" he's basically saying "I'm a snitch."LOL
Garth is really trying to sell this "intense" image of himself. He always goes into that weird voice and tries to say something he thinks is profound. I like that.
Garth does have a profound message, of kidnapping women leaving their families to question so many things like "Will ever see my wife again?", and I really like that :).
I’m not sure what Chris D’elia did, but considering the mommies are on the case on this comment section, I’m high and tight to find out
He got accused of trying to groom some teen(s)
Yeah its not looking good at all. Basically he played himself in the show YOU
Its called google bro: his name
Turned out Dents means underage
He likes to bust nuts, hardly expose of the year.
Cesar is more knowledgeable on human behavior than most psychologists
*This podcast satisfies all 5 of my personalities.*
Sincerely, Patricia.
Cesar is a lot funnier then I expected
He had a good sense of humor with the pup play stuff, he was a great guest much better than comedians talking about their early struggles ad nausea.
That’s what happens when you have a rough life. Either you go fedsmokers way or develop a sense of humor
Anyone else think Marc Rebillet would be a perfect guest?
Shitting on Garth for one hour than improvising song about cool guys, perfection
I might have a new dream in life haha
I can't wait for the "Chris D'Elia is a Cool Guy" videos on YMH
hahaha omfg they are gonna have to walk a tight rope on that one - the D'Elia army is out in force ! I love his comedy but maaaaang its just some weird fetish shit tbh.
You love his comedy? What about him laughing at his own set ups is hilarious to you?
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull I guess his overly active eyebrow acrobatics really get some people
Holy smokes I can remember Theo making jokes on podcasts about Chris and young girls. Mind = blown
Looking back the signs were all there. Rat King knows all
Chris D'elBrown
Least he hasn't beat anybody up in an elevator.
(Like he could)
#toonoodleforforce
Gonna need the timestamp to that
I wish Caesar would train more people, even the ones without dogs.
Hes a joke in the animal training community
@@ej1493 Get a life
*Bert might F dogs, but wait until you hear about D’Elia!*
Why did they even bother to change his name when he starred in "You"
The look Tom gives Christina at 1:01:25 when she's like, "but you're fucking her butt?" It was the first time in their marriage where he didn't understand what she was trying to say.
School: hey is that Chris Delia? "Hey chris, whatcha doin?!"
Chris: "just glassin'" 👀👅
Dude, the videos they play for Cesar are awesome. I somehow didn't even think of how many dog videos they've played that they could play for him and have fun. Awesome guest 👍 loved this episode
Am I the only one who can't resist pounding my iced coffee before I even make it outta the drive thru? Toms is always full and I don't know how
Right? If you wait longer than a few minutes the ice dilutes and you're in for a mediocre time.
They need to implant cesar’s treat philosophy to Bort Chrysler he’s been trained with treats for too long.
next week's guest: Chris Delia- The Middle School Girl Whisperer
I would love to see Delia's RUclips metrics.
😂😂😂
@@Abitflippant you can look on social blade
That's harsh.... maybe he was blackmailed/extorted?? I think he's raised properly by two parents.... the guy never does any drugs or alcohol.... I guess no one is clean.... and they find something on everybody. But this is AMERIKUH!! innocent until proven guilty
@@dsalcida4959 addictions can take many forms.
¡Me encanta ver a Christina confundido mientras ustedes hablan español!
¡Es lo mejor del mundo!
Just starting the vid.
Cesar's dog psych work led me to raise 2 fulltime dogs, and foster a handful more rescues...
Hope this doesn't change his high status.
If you make him respond to Pig Shit, God save you and us all.
Dog Whisperer- outta vogue, Cesar- on point.
Wow Cesar is super insightful about not just dogs but life, cool guest mommies.
IVE GOT A REAL BAD BITE - Cesar Millan
Christ
1:55:00 they introduced Cesar to a new breed of pups😂😂😂the moment we’ve all been waiting for
He pulled over a Colorado Department of Transportation officer??? If only i knew Conald was so close to me!!
He was seen all the way from Iowa to eastern Cali/NW Arizona
You can tell he’s a teacher 24/7. He’s always following up with something like- “do you understand?”
My boss was talking to me this morning about how wonderful Garth is. It took everything within me to maintain my facade, knowing how many families STILL need closure due to his actions. So glad he was brought up today.
Lmaaooooo the "closure" part took me 🤣💀
I feel like Tom, his dad, and fed smoker are becoming 3 iterations of the same person.
I love Christina’s impression of the ex wife!!🤓🤣😂🤣 she needs to create a character like that.
I need a whole episode of Tom doing his Confederate general voice LOLOLLOL!
Garth's commentary on life sounds like a college applicant embellishing the volunteer work they did at a food kitchen
Remember working at Burger King?
...
yeah, you do.
Garth shakes hands with his victims to see if they’re worthy
Holy crap I've never seen ceasar's content, but that man is a philosopher king. I'm going to go buy his book right now, and this made me want to start taking my dog for a walk in the morning instead of after work(or try both).
I'm as excited for this as D'Elia is for 18 yo bdays
53:45
Cape Fear. There is an INSANE scene with De Niro in there.
Once Upon a Time in America has a scene where De Niro does a full on rape.
I’m still reeling from episode 554. I haven’t laughed that hard and that frequent since sleepovers as a kid!
Tom and Christina have become great interviewers over the years!
This was my favorite interview since Brendon Urie was on. We've had too many years without Cesar Millan. Glad to see he's back.
I wish each episode had a “News with Potter” sections I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time
notification I got said " with C-" and i was like uh oh!!!! bad timing!
its crazy how much I enjoyed Cesae as a guest, I really thought it would be a boring one but he's the man
Cesar has always been one of my favorite people but I love him so much more now, I appreciate his sense of humor but doesn’t surprise me since he’s a Mexican, those people enjoy humor more than anyone
I really enjoyed Cesar on the podcast! I'd be dope to have him on again!
It makes total sense why Conald is so tight with the cops now. He said he’s a CI double agent. Aka a paid Confidential Informant.
I was so nervous about how Cesar would react but he honestly he handled the mommies like a champ
A wise man once said "tsss!!" which enlightened millions
This has been one of the best interviews at Your Moms House!!! Def top 5!!! Amazing!!!
How's his energy?
".........unstable"🤣🤣
Love the nostalgic feeling I get when you guys rip on Garth. Fucking amazing. Grandma would be proud.