The Acolyte Episode 6 Nothing Happens

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  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 20 дней назад +439

    This was supposed to deconstruct the Jedi and the Sith; instead it deconstructed our intelligence.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 20 дней назад +26

      EXACTLY

    • @Topango
      @Topango 20 дней назад +18

      😂😂😂

    • @adolfcattler
      @adolfcattler 20 дней назад +15

      Indeed i've lost a great number of my brain cells watching this dumpster fire

    • @TheFirstNephilim
      @TheFirstNephilim 20 дней назад +10

      The brain cell loosing is strong with this one.

    • @dubbyx8490
      @dubbyx8490 20 дней назад +10

      This guy always has legendary comments 😂

  • @jameselder720
    @jameselder720 20 дней назад +162

    Unlike the series, these reviews keep getting better.

    • @kittydaddy2023
      @kittydaddy2023 19 дней назад +4

      all I watch now are reviews of people upset they had to sit through movies or tv shows or play video games I don't want to. It's a sick world.

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 18 дней назад +1

      @@kittydaddy2023 It's darkly hilarious. First we bought games/went to see movies/watched shows blind and considered critics superfluous grifters. Then we started getting too many wake-up calls across the board and got used to checking what people say about the new releases before investing into them, and figured out it's pointless to listen to "official" critics but "amateur" ones are excellent word-of-mouth sources. And finally where we are now, we're getting more entertainment out of watching/listening to those amateur critics of media, and almost completely eschew the original media items themselves. We still get our fun... just not in the "intended" way.

  • @ionutcristian9650
    @ionutcristian9650 20 дней назад +194

    Just wait untill nepotism jedi is revealed to be Darth Spinach.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 20 дней назад +16

      We know that she's probably Smilo Ren's former master. But it's hard to say if she's secretly a Sith or not. I'm betting YES, since... this series has such a short list of characters that the only other possibility is one of the space witches.... that or... Sol. they hinted SUPEr hard that Sol has a dark side.....seemingly at random. Nepo Jedi is just a -----.

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 20 дней назад

      EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER THE ACOLYTE EPISODE SIX REVIEW 😅😅😅😅

    • @chrishilton3626
      @chrishilton3626 20 дней назад

      Holy fuck Darth spinach fuck me that’s funny 😂😂😂

    • @ian8477
      @ian8477 20 дней назад +3

      No no, you have to think like one of them, but it's all so stupid that I'm plum out of ideas beyond Darth Snatch, perhaps?

    • @chrishilton3626
      @chrishilton3626 19 дней назад

      @@marhawkman303 holy hell Darth spinach Holy hell, that is funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @arnick2
    @arnick2 20 дней назад +265

    The Acolyte is so bad, on so many levels, that it looks like a former personal assistant of Harvey Weinstein was involved.

    • @John_Candy
      @John_Candy 20 дней назад +1

      If she was a white man she would probably be in jail

    • @skunkybudtoker9092
      @skunkybudtoker9092 20 дней назад

      A Star Whores Story : The Kinkolyte
      All of Leslie Headlands kinks rammed into one show.

    • @EventualWarlord
      @EventualWarlord 20 дней назад +29

      wait a minute….

    • @Delicashilous
      @Delicashilous 20 дней назад +1

      She contiunes her job on millions on mentally immature women watchers who ship the serial Killer with the good female characters. Meaning: making them getting into bad boys in real life. But hey, it's their weak minded decision to let that happen.

    • @Paul512
      @Paul512 20 дней назад +12

      Accomplice

  • @kebabsaurusrex1601
    @kebabsaurusrex1601 20 дней назад +45

    Amandla Sternberg has the acting range of a dead cat

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 18 дней назад +11

      funnily enough she showed more acting range in her diss track than in the show

    • @jeffreyspinner9720
      @jeffreyspinner9720 18 дней назад

      Hey, she stared at Smilo-ren's package as if she was straight... oh wait, her lesbicanism is probably the act... nvm... and don't try to defame dead pussy [cats]... thats' Mandalalalala's job. Never forget the powa of twerking a little boy body she does... while she was wrapping (sic) in her never to be cast again video.

  • @Zeuken
    @Zeuken 20 дней назад +247

    Most of Western entertainment never fail to bore us and spoonfeed us with nonsense about Us being the problem.

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 20 дней назад +7

      Yes.

    • @TI4438
      @TI4438 20 дней назад +8

      Quite correct. I only turn on my TV to watch DVD/Blu-ray.

    • @Captain-Thievius
      @Captain-Thievius 20 дней назад +15

      The only entertaining thing about Western Entertainment is everyone making fun of it. The Western Entertainment Industry only has itself to blame, not the audience.

    • @michaelfields7088
      @michaelfields7088 20 дней назад +4

      I live in the west. Please dont blame me for this embarrassing tragedy.

    • @ian8477
      @ian8477 20 дней назад +2

      Nevermind western entertainment, we have literal centuries of entertainment recorded throughout history from dozens of different cultures; art, music, film, literature, theatre, all the way down to cave paintings, and the ruined architecture and hieroglyphics and carvings and broken painted clay pots of countless collapsed and lost civilisations. That this is the best Leslye can do for 180 million dollars is shameful.

  • @sofaking1627
    @sofaking1627 20 дней назад +121

    Lets be real, the only people watching this show are youtubers

    • @Captain-Thievius
      @Captain-Thievius 20 дней назад +10

      I just hope the RUclipsrs reviewing this turd of a show are pirating it. Why give Disney money?

    • @sofaking1627
      @sofaking1627 20 дней назад +5

      @@Captain-Thievius I'd hope so, but with how important it is to get videos up asap, I have a bad feeling that's not always the case.

    • @Captain-Thievius
      @Captain-Thievius 20 дней назад +7

      @@sofaking1627 You may be right. A lot of RUclipsrs these days just ride the algorithm instead of taking their time making quality videos.

    • @conspiracyspider
      @conspiracyspider 20 дней назад

      ​@@Captain-Thievius blame youtube for that one.

    • @dearcastiel4667
      @dearcastiel4667 20 дней назад +6

      Latest reports indicate it's doing worst than Willow, so it's safe to say that RUclipsrs are indeed the only people watching this garbage.
      And reminder: they pulled Willow off the platform to get a tax write-off, this show will most likely follow the same fate.

  • @CrimsonUltrafox
    @CrimsonUltrafox 20 дней назад +103

    I'm calling this now...Smilo Ren is the sith apprentice to one of the lesbian witch moms.

    • @TI4438
      @TI4438 20 дней назад +1

      Nah. It's gonna be the green muncher.

    • @KronStaro
      @KronStaro 20 дней назад +6

      no, hes obviuosly Sol's apprentice. theyve implied it at least twice

    • @skunkybudtoker9092
      @skunkybudtoker9092 20 дней назад +15

      @@TI4438 Non-Binary Yoda

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 20 дней назад +2

      I'm calling this now.... *Kylo will find Smilo's helmet on Ahch-To and that's why they are similar. Snoke is actually a really old Vernestra Rwoh.*

    • @SpectreGunship
      @SpectreGunship 20 дней назад +19

      Disney is probably scanning comments sections like this for plot ideas. Don't help them.

  • @dubbyx8490
    @dubbyx8490 20 дней назад +73

    Reaper is WICKED! Bro is brutal and funny at the same time 😂

    • @bottlethrower1544
      @bottlethrower1544 20 дней назад +7

      My personal fav.

    • @EventualWarlord
      @EventualWarlord 20 дней назад +6

      @@bottlethrower1544Same. If only he posted more.

    • @lockyp204
      @lockyp204 19 дней назад +1

      @@dubbyx8490 gives it the blowtorch 🔥 everytime 🤣

    • @fafnir7149
      @fafnir7149 19 дней назад +2

      ​@@EventualWarlordnah If he did he would get burned out and the quality would decrease

  • @ninjamasterbuilder8675
    @ninjamasterbuilder8675 20 дней назад +132

    Don't worry Reaper this hell is almost ever and will become like a fart in the wind like Kenobi before it

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 20 дней назад +13

      The only legit good things about that horrid Kenobi show was Hayden Christensen and the actress who played Young Leia.

    • @ninjamasterbuilder8675
      @ninjamasterbuilder8675 20 дней назад +3

      @@chasehedges6775 true true

    • @RyanTheDark
      @RyanTheDark 20 дней назад +3

      @@ninjamasterbuilder8675 And the Sequel Trilogy. What's funny is the actual opposite happened to the Prequel Trilogy. While over 50% of the Original Trilogy fans hated them or ignored them, most of the target audience loved them; while the Disney Trilogy target audience despise them. I know because I am part of that audience and I met a lot of people who thought similarly as our 10-12 year old minds were in horror about what happened to Luke seven years back.

    • @AnoneemusNoename
      @AnoneemusNoename 20 дней назад +1

      @@RyanTheDark Wasn't even close to 50%. The ppl who disliked the PT were the actual fringe minority. Woke retards that assumed Jar Jar and Watto were black/jew sterotypes and got offended on other ppls behalf, tourists and OT purists that wouldn't have accepted anything no matter what it was.
      Those groups are still the only ones who hate them to this day.

    • @jacquemitchell7419
      @jacquemitchell7419 20 дней назад +1

      I bet you meant "over" but your not wrong.

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 20 дней назад +95

    Star Wars is truly a tarnished brand.

    • @boopyondasnooty
      @boopyondasnooty 20 дней назад +4

      As is lord of the rings

    • @sterlingarcher2846
      @sterlingarcher2846 19 дней назад +4

      As is pretty much everything from Disney in the past 20 odd years

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 19 дней назад +3

      True but Older/ classic Disney was awesome tho.
      Modern 2020 Disney on the other hand….. is a different beast entirely.

    • @jeffreyspinner9720
      @jeffreyspinner9720 18 дней назад +1

      Tarnished is overly optimistic. Latest leaked ratings were that Ep06 of the Acoshyte beat the worst performing episode of that GoT girl that had that muscle arm Idr the show's name... and Idc. So the Acoshyte is best at something: _not being watched_ in the history of Disney (-).

  • @matthewpurling5179
    @matthewpurling5179 20 дней назад +9

    The scene where she gets it in the eye is exactly the feeling all Star Wars fans feel when watching this series.

  • @hoerbschmidt618
    @hoerbschmidt618 19 дней назад +6

    Her audition tape :D :D :D
    🤣🤣🤣
    This man is a fucking genius!

  • @Senumunu
    @Senumunu 20 дней назад +74

    This show is one gigantic woman moment.

    • @HoodrichShinobi
      @HoodrichShinobi 20 дней назад +18

      As soon as I saw Rey magically knowing more about the millennium falcon than han solo I knew that they were going to destroy everything. It simply makes no sense. And somehow they have free reign over everything. Even after 5+ disasters. No accountability. As per usual

    • @lockyp204
      @lockyp204 19 дней назад +1

      @@HoodrichShinobi 👍The only way to win is not subscribe, and not watch this dumpster fire

    • @jeffreyspinner9720
      @jeffreyspinner9720 18 дней назад

      @@HoodrichShinobi Making no sense is a woman's job. The 7 STEM capable women I met in my life, with the 1,000s that at best loved crayons, just makes sense how this abortion of a "show" happened. This episode shows they aren't even really gay: Headland Eggs writes a hetero couple scene, and mini me 5'1" twerker stares at a Filipino pee pee most obviously. You'd think she'd have to squint to see something like that, but nope, just stared at it like a magic wand mesmerized. Check pls, I'm done. I think I'm brain damaged from just watching the little the reviews show...

  • @buzzsawkhan
    @buzzsawkhan 20 дней назад +14

    The Light Whip is (IMO) the perfect example of how the showrunners don't understand what they are making a critique of: putting aside how it is mechanically different from the EU version, the very idea of a Light Whip is so much better suited to a Sith, as opposed to a Jedi. Why?
    It's a weapon that discards tradition (something Jedi are very big on), while at the same time being a weapon ideally suited to a loner and a force of destruction. It's inherently dangerous to everyone around the user, which suits the various philosophies of the Sith quite well, but... not exactly in keeping with the values of harmony that the Jedi espouse.

  • @lastmistakeyoullmake
    @lastmistakeyoullmake 20 дней назад +18

    *Disney’s The Acolyte new episode comes out*
    Me: “meh…who cares…”
    *Reaper’s The Acolyte new episode comes out*
    Me: “Honey, come in quick!! Reaper’s The Acolyte is on!”

  • @crusadeuswolf
    @crusadeuswolf 20 дней назад +17

    5:26 "Darth Dickhead" is the best thing I've ever heard

  • @TheFirstNephilim
    @TheFirstNephilim 20 дней назад +17

    The same people who hate and despise male gaze or sexualization of wamen were defending the Sith thirst trap attempt. Imagine if the roles were reversed.

  • @1ChristFollowingNerd
    @1ChristFollowingNerd 20 дней назад +26

    I think they’re pandering to themselves. Don’t forget how nuts bored wine moms went for that serial killer in Netflix’s You. It was so intense even the actor that played the serial killer was turned off.

  • @Truthteller863
    @Truthteller863 20 дней назад +25

    9:20 DAMN, Reaper you really go for the jugular don't ya!?

  • @mattpierre891
    @mattpierre891 20 дней назад +13

    Reaper, I'm beginning to think that The Force is strong within you. 👍

  • @minespatch
    @minespatch 19 дней назад +8

    Villains trying to preach how their side is "good". Harvey Weinstien's personal assistant everybody.

  • @diquadhumungersaur492
    @diquadhumungersaur492 20 дней назад +22

    the sith use health and safety railings... now thats scary :-)

  • @StefunnyStrange
    @StefunnyStrange 20 дней назад +18

    The jokes before Michael Scott beats the drums in these are always brutal. 😂 Reaper is mean and hilarious.

  • @williamcarl4200
    @williamcarl4200 20 дней назад +27

    My only exposure to this toxic waste is Reaper. Amazing he can absorb this much suck and return unharmed. Is he the first to survive the bile of the newborn worm?

    • @AnoneemusNoename
      @AnoneemusNoename 20 дней назад +4

      The Suck (and Fail) is strong in The Acolyte...

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 20 дней назад +1

      Him and about 20 or 30 other youtubers

  • @AnaFolkenstal
    @AnaFolkenstal 19 дней назад +4

    What I learned from my indie writing projects is that the hero should be active.
    This Osha person is just tagging along with the other characters and gets influenced by them.
    Instead of doing the complete opposite: Influence others, be an active hero, DO SOMETHING.
    She's just like a leaf in the wind, waiting for things to happen and be praised for existing.

  • @jeremybrimmer1990
    @jeremybrimmer1990 20 дней назад +18

    "Evil cannot create, it only destroys" - lord of the rings

    • @DVFHAFYT
      @DVFHAFYT 18 дней назад +2

      Lord of the rings is my favorite writer of all time.

    • @jeremybrimmer1990
      @jeremybrimmer1990 18 дней назад

      @@DVFHAFYT bless you

  • @unkulunkulu8842
    @unkulunkulu8842 18 дней назад +2

    "Well, write what you know, I guess..." 💀💀💀

  • @DeistPaladin
    @DeistPaladin 20 дней назад +11

    The writers are neither smart enough nor familiar enough with the source material to write such a deconstruction.

  • @silversoul2074
    @silversoul2074 20 дней назад +3

    I still feel bad for Sol's actor, he probably didn't have any real say in being casted. Korean entertainers are essentially owned by the companies they work for. He's a really good actor and can actually emote.

  • @miller42
    @miller42 20 дней назад +22

    Master Squid Game read the script. That's how he found out. The other characters in the show do that too.
    As for the lightsaber whip, it's a ridiculous weapon. I know the Acolyte shills try to justify it by saying that it was a thing in the EU but that part of Star Wars doesn't exist anymore, Disney erased it.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 20 дней назад

      That's a really poor argument. Just because they erased it doesn't mean they can't reuse it. I think it's a really cool weapon that was wasted like everything else they use.

    • @bring-out
      @bring-out 19 дней назад

      @@n4ughty_knight The problem is when introducing new tech like that, if they have an advantage everyone would use them, but since they don't it creates plot holes. In a duel a laser whip would be massively advantageous as it has longer reach and it would be basically impossible to parry since it would bend and hit you anyway.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 19 дней назад

      @@bring-out "Ackchyually"... And I know this will sound really stupid... But the lightwhip is actually used to capture opponents... It's weaker than a lightsaber and really thin...

    • @bring-out
      @bring-out 19 дней назад

      @@n4ughty_knight Really? That does sound strange. I haven't read how it was used in the EU. Is it too weak to cut through flesh then? That would actually not create a plot hole then. This one split that bug in half so it seems clearly stronger.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 19 дней назад

      ​@@bring-out Yeah, it's really strange. The lightwhip was invented to deal with opponents that fight dirty and to capture fugitives. It also has multiple strands that can be adjusted by the user. How a really thin laser hotter than the surface of the sun is capable of holding someone is beyond me but it does sound cool. 😅

  • @lazwardazure716
    @lazwardazure716 19 дней назад +4

    "Saber Whips exists in legends!"
    Yeah and i hated it there then as i do now

  • @corporalturner
    @corporalturner 20 дней назад +9

    7:30 - Ah yes a 'sensory deprivation' helmet.
    1st person - "It keeps you from hearing?"
    2nd person - "No"
    1st person - "It keeps you from seeing?"
    2nd person - "just sightly"
    1st person - "It keeps you from using or being affected by the force?"
    2nd person - "Only that second one"
    1st person - "What exactly is it depriving from?"
    2nd person - "Your self respect"🤣

  • @bigdunc1313
    @bigdunc1313 20 дней назад +26

    There was no transgender Witches in this episode. Disney fuckin wake up.

    • @SpectreGunship
      @SpectreGunship 20 дней назад

      Would a transgender witch have a dick? In that case, a man? Lol. Your point still stands.

    • @samuelademeso9041
      @samuelademeso9041 19 дней назад +5

      dont give them ideas

    • @Sentinel4002
      @Sentinel4002 19 дней назад +2

      Wait until you see episode 7

  • @ayadealjanabi1544
    @ayadealjanabi1544 20 дней назад +10

    180 million. Just wow.....

  • @okb1068
    @okb1068 20 дней назад +6

    Dude, i love listening to you shred this $hite.

  • @5N3AX
    @5N3AX 20 дней назад +4

    I don't know who looks at this and says good job. It's more exciting to see Reaper upload notification honestly than a new Star Wars series.

  • @joshuakolton9955
    @joshuakolton9955 20 дней назад +9

    This show isn't even worth pirating to laugh at.

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 20 дней назад +19

    This show feels like it was written by a 14 year old.

    • @amazingbakingsoda6811
      @amazingbakingsoda6811 20 дней назад +2

      14-year olds can't write something so degenerate.

    • @uvem2008
      @uvem2008 18 дней назад +3

      With crayons….

    • @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd
      @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd 18 дней назад +1

      For 12 year olds

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 18 дней назад

      @@iturnedintoamartian-cm6ndGeorge Lucas was no better honestly. He went after kids to sell toys for a lifetime.

    • @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd
      @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd 18 дней назад

      @@treystephens6166 I can't imagine a world where what you typed is correct in any sense of the word... I don't know how old you are or your IQ but there are MANY reasons why you're dead wrong. But I'm speaking as a fan that grew up with Star Wars.
      I could waste our time telling you EXACTLY why you're wrong but I have a very strong feeling you wouldn't be able to understand it.
      Star Wars had magic to it, real Magic resonates across generations. You can't take away from it because it was heavily merchandised.

  • @briandain8432
    @briandain8432 20 дней назад +4

    Don't forget the Mysterious Planet has Safety Rails around the Edge of whatever Tourist location they're using. I guess they didn't have the Budget to remove/replace the OSHA regulations...

  • @teddyo311
    @teddyo311 20 дней назад +2

    Just saw you hit 80k subs. Congrats bro. You know you’re doing something right when The Drinker routinely has ya on. Shout out to Liverpool.

  • @commonwealthcommunitywatch6036
    @commonwealthcommunitywatch6036 18 дней назад

    Reaper, absolutely on point critique, as always!

  • @DJGHOSH
    @DJGHOSH 20 дней назад +3

    If we have to tolerate Star Wars existing, but in return we get these reviews, it's a price I'm willing to pay 😅

  • @TI4438
    @TI4438 20 дней назад +10

    How many times has this show contradicted itself so far?

    • @DVFHAFYT
      @DVFHAFYT 18 дней назад

      Soon to compete with the bible

  • @aussietvshows1702
    @aussietvshows1702 20 дней назад +1

    "Yessss, let the hate flow through you"

  • @gordyrroy
    @gordyrroy 20 дней назад +2

    I've seen an interview some days ago with some of the current Star Wars producers. It appears they don't even like Star Wars. One of them hired an actress who said "Han Solo? That's the guy with the walking dog right?". If they don't like Star Wars, I don't know why they want to work in an environment which surrounds them with that topic. It's frustrating. Really really frustrating. Because if you know that they don't like Star Wars, it all starts to click. You start to understand why they decide to change so much.

  • @brianland2944
    @brianland2944 20 дней назад +1

    Absolute greatness this is. Say that first sentence in Yoda's voice. In anycase I'm happy to have found your channel. I'm adding it to the several other I love. Keep up the great work. Brilliant!!!!

  • @just.do.something
    @just.do.something 18 дней назад +1

    Damn, I didn't think about the fact that Sol just left the dead Jedi. That's horrible.

  • @domm6812
    @domm6812 20 дней назад +2

    And this is supposedly the greatest piece of "art" headland has ever created. This is like that version of the titanic song played by a child on a recorder. Every second you watch it's like millions of brain cells cry out in terror and are sudden silenced.

  • @niklawrence5778
    @niklawrence5778 20 дней назад +1

    Nice one, Reaps!

  • @spacewindu3824
    @spacewindu3824 19 дней назад +1

    X-23?! HAHAHAHAHA! Ain't no frickin way!

  • @keithmutamba1395
    @keithmutamba1395 19 дней назад +2

    She is so brave and strong

  • @KingOfMumbles485...
    @KingOfMumbles485... 19 дней назад +1

    At least Twilight was consistent with its characters.

  • @KingOfMumbles485...
    @KingOfMumbles485... 20 дней назад +4

    Tina Belcher wrote this epodie with the sith.

  • @YellowJeep
    @YellowJeep 20 дней назад +2

    The Acolyte of Uranus.

  • @DrCheeks
    @DrCheeks 13 дней назад

    Leslie Headland writing 101:
    Thing happens
    and then
    Thing happens
    and then…
    Things that happen don’t even need to relate.

  • @theophicen7850
    @theophicen7850 20 дней назад +2

    5:07 : Brilliant acting.

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 19 дней назад

      Ikr? She’s absolutely terrible 😂

  • @kaiasmussen3383
    @kaiasmussen3383 16 дней назад

    Person in Charge (House of Mouse) after watching the previous episodes of Star Whores - The Whackoshite:
    “That should finally bring the last remaining fans to their knees and destroy their hopes, don’t you think?”
    Lesbie Fatkunt:
    "HOLD MY BEER !!!"

  • @jefesteel
    @jefesteel 20 дней назад +3

    I still have no idea who the Acolyte is supposed to be.

  • @frankalbergo8120
    @frankalbergo8120 20 дней назад +2

    Excellent, thanks Man.

  • @mrmonokel2335
    @mrmonokel2335 18 дней назад

    "You just killed my friends and acquaintances in front of my very eyes"
    "Anyway, lets f*ck"
    - Osha, probably

  • @jeffstrovonizh9514
    @jeffstrovonizh9514 20 дней назад +2

    I love Star wars lore. And this is bullocks 🫴🫳💅

  • @AQS521
    @AQS521 20 дней назад +1

    Kartosis armor really makes you wonder why General Grievous didn't have his body made out of it. Or every bounty hunter like Jango Fett.

  • @ruffdisco8412
    @ruffdisco8412 20 дней назад +1

    As I'm sure people will understand, some stains can never be washed out, in that respect star wars is so tarnished it would be better to throw away and get something new than scrubbing it until threadbare.

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 20 дней назад +15

    Remember, one of the people promoting this series said that there is no good or evil in STAR WARS.
    I’m sorry……WHAT!

    • @amazingbakingsoda6811
      @amazingbakingsoda6811 20 дней назад +5

      That was Charlie Barnett (Yord). I guess Yord majored in Moral Relativism Studies at the Jedi Academy.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 20 дней назад +2

      He needs go to the School Of Good and Evil or a church.

    • @Captain-Thievius
      @Captain-Thievius 20 дней назад +2

      @@amazingbakingsoda6811 I guess Yord.... * *puts on sunglasses* * lost his head.
      YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805
    @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 20 дней назад

    great video as always mate, keep it up!

  • @mrdave507
    @mrdave507 20 дней назад

    Reaper, I enjoy your videos thoroughly. 👍

  • @JumpingJack6
    @JumpingJack6 20 дней назад +4

    It is hard to comprehend that 180 million was spent on this pile of dog shyte. They should call it the Crapolshyte.

  • @WHAT-bz6hp
    @WHAT-bz6hp 17 дней назад

    The power of DUMB, the power of POO, the power of MONEY!

  • @WeOnlyEatSoup
    @WeOnlyEatSoup 20 дней назад

    Bless you for this REAPER (saved me a lot of wasted time)

  • @captainsalty5688
    @captainsalty5688 20 дней назад

    Tony Soprano gets me every time 😂

  • @Mystyx-Sama
    @Mystyx-Sama 20 дней назад +2

    Let us also not forget that Osha's min-droid turned red after Mei reprogrammed it. Red, as in Sith, right? As in Dark Side? Not only obvious, but it's also stupid as hell.
    And don't get me started on lightsaber whips...

  • @oxygenrailway
    @oxygenrailway 19 дней назад

    Magneto and his do anything helmet was so egregious in Disneys shit x-men they decided we needed to do it here too

  • @The5thNinjaTurtle1
    @The5thNinjaTurtle1 20 дней назад

    I love you Reaper! Yer the best bud!!

  • @erraticuk
    @erraticuk 20 дней назад +7

    She is physically incapable at standing normally. Its clear she is striking a pose in every scene.
    People just dont move or act that way.
    Did she train with Brie Larson?
    One of the best things about the original films is everything looked lived in.
    Every item of clothing on this show has never been worn before.

  • @suenzhong7891
    @suenzhong7891 15 дней назад

    There's a difference between deconstruction and destruction. Unfortunately for us Headland seems to think they mean the same thing.

  • @David_Pugh
    @David_Pugh 20 дней назад +5

    The show-runner is so smart and brave. An obvious genius, and if you can not witness! then you're are lost. Also Mr Weinstein was a stand up fellow.

  • @whos-the-stiff
    @whos-the-stiff 20 дней назад +5

    How did O.H.S.A save Master Squid Game ? He was about to behead the villain and she stopped him for the much more awesome idea of having him carried away by insects without any idea that this would stop him ? Genius level writing.

  • @wolfmauler
    @wolfmauler 20 дней назад +1

    Weird she forget he tried to kill her too. 🤔

  • @skits_3d824
    @skits_3d824 19 дней назад

    Darth Bane: Ah yes, did they know that, like the jedi, the sith are basically churches?
    Apparently, not master Bane. They believe it is something the jedi made up like a slurr.
    Bane: How embarrassing.

  • @dommic9593
    @dommic9593 19 дней назад

    He can have conversation with the helmet on because it has subtitles 😂

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup 20 дней назад

    The thumbnail of this made me think "I'M OLD GREGG! I'M INSIDE YA SHOES MOTHALICKA"

  • @JohnDoe-cz5yz
    @JohnDoe-cz5yz 19 дней назад +1

    Wait. Sol figures out that it's a wrong twin with him, but fucks off the planet anyway? Isn't he suppose to at least ask where the other one is? Maybe she needs help?

  • @Renny2077
    @Renny2077 13 дней назад

    Only Bioware's Knights of the Old Republic did a deconstruction of the Jedi and Sith that was really good.

  • @beezysbeatz4924
    @beezysbeatz4924 20 дней назад

    Keep up the great work 💪🏻
    You should do a collab with Grizzy😅

  • @jaweel6205
    @jaweel6205 20 дней назад +9

    Star Wars: An LGBTQ Story

  • @mechgouki7999
    @mechgouki7999 19 дней назад

    Damn! My dog just left a huge pile of acolyte on the carpet!

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 20 дней назад

    You make an interesting point about the fatherless women who like the bad boys. Rey and Kylo, and now, these two.

  • @Awakened_Mucacha
    @Awakened_Mucacha 20 дней назад +3

    If I had to assume for the EU the lightsaber whip probably had a function to activate, like with double-bladed lightsabers. In this shit show? They likely didn't think of that. Still a stupid concept either way, but the EU at least had people who thought things through.

  • @idkanymore3382
    @idkanymore3382 20 дней назад

    Jedi do take all force sensitives through the galaxy regardless of what they want.

  • @dmwfourth
    @dmwfourth 20 дней назад

    Nice work, Reaper. 💀

  • @tonythaler8472
    @tonythaler8472 13 дней назад

    Don't know about alien insects, but any other else bugs especially earth bound ones would be buzzing all over those cadavers before mid day, and It's not like the giant moths didn't try to viciously eat a guy the night before, but, hey, the Star Wars Galaxy can be thread like a 30 minute walk to the convenient store.

  • @MasterEggroll
    @MasterEggroll 20 дней назад

    They have light sabers like guns now haha

  • @Ghazguhl
    @Ghazguhl 20 дней назад +1

    After this hell its time for the next realm. The abyss of "the boys" new season. I need bleach for my eyes

  • @A_Mod_A_Fire
    @A_Mod_A_Fire 20 дней назад +1

    Thank you for the review. Sorry you had watch the show but not sorry for not watching myself. This show needs to be deleted from the history

  • @thesnazzycomet
    @thesnazzycomet 16 дней назад

    Zoro: Nothing happened. Nothing happened at all.

  • @Emma_2Banks
    @Emma_2Banks 20 дней назад

    I’m straight up convinced that Leadlamp wanted to write a twilight story, but got signed on to Star Wars instead

  • @louisblackforester
    @louisblackforester 19 дней назад +1

    👍👍

  • @allwayzangry8290
    @allwayzangry8290 20 дней назад

    Tell'em yo Tell'em !!

  • @Gonroamin
    @Gonroamin 20 дней назад

    Of course she couldn't kill Smilo! Not because of some emotional nonsense, but because lightsabers are apparently as lethal as pool noodles in these shows.