@@kevinobyrne8020 All the evidence is there, though.. I try to forget it and ignore it even exists since I can't do anything about it and it makes me look crazy. It hurts very deep constantly having to do so.
When i watch those vertical videos i feel like Sam is holding me hostage. Like i'm sitting bound to a chair and Sam is rambling in front if me waving a gun around.
Hey man I think your battery might be low, you should say "okay google" to ask your Fitzgerald assistant how to fix that. If youre on crunchy caramel popcorn it won't wrok though.
@@thebronzepill7892 these dudes will be bringing it up for the next 5 years. I don't know if some of them realise Sam makes far more money doing his independent content anyways with far less headaches.
After this video I installed Google assistant and it works fucking great! I'll just have to ignore the fact that Google has enough voice samples to impersonate me at will. Worth it!
Returning to say that I stopped using the Google assistant for the one thing it's good for (setting timers) because I asked it to set a timer for noodles I was boiling, the little thing popped up, I know it heard me, but it didn't set the fucking timer. My noodles got overcooked and turned into paste, I'm never trusting that fucking techno demon inside my phone again.
Phone operating systems are shit, full of crap you don't want and can't control. If I want to install a music player or some shitty flash game it requires 24/7 access to my gps coordinates, personal information, camera, social security number, real name and date of birth lol wtf gives them the right?
sam is cutting edge when it comes to aspect ratios, dirty lenses, and jared water.
Mattuiop who's Jared Water?
@@Sk8boardpsych0 *Wannabe elites. The real elites can have the real thing Cheese Pizza Walnut Sauce Hotdogs John Podesta Emails Emails Help Me
@@kevinobyrne8020 I try not to accept that potential reality.. help you how?
@@kevinobyrne8020 All the evidence is there, though.. I try to forget it and ignore it even exists since I can't do anything about it and it makes me look crazy. It hurts very deep constantly having to do so.
@@Sk8boardpsych0 Nobody likes cheese pizza and hot dogs as much as the Clinton email club. Way too fishy for me.
Did anyone see the hidden swastikas in this video?
you can only see them if you hold your breath for at least a minute.
Subliminal messaging by ok google
@Vebunkd now that’s a funny number
the black bars are filled with them
Google actually changed it to "Hey Google" after that video, I am serious.
HAHAHA
they should change it to the hard R
@@abcnews388realest shi i ever seen
Pajeet OS
Okay Pajeet... Where is nearest designated shitting street?
@@warzIbanez based
Ok google, bring back million dollar extreme presents world peace
ok google, why did World Peace last 1 season?
@@diltonx6066 Tim Cocksucker Heidecker is to blame
YO IT WORKED
Oy vey Google.
🤣💀
Nice
Lul
Android 12.5 - Cummie Cookies
atarirob 😛
When i watch those vertical videos i feel like Sam is holding me hostage. Like i'm sitting bound to a chair and Sam is rambling in front if me waving a gun around.
wow, that's really sensual.... Creep
Did you know this man used to have his own TV show
JDHASJDF
he’s too hot for tv
Does it by any chance have the same name as the channel
Damn man 4 years ago life is pain
@@jonjohn7185 almost 5 years :(
Okay google, find me Jewish charities to donate to.
You already donated to one by buying the phone ?
@@နှင်းဆီ-ခ၈ရ temple os mobile
@@နှင်းဆီ-ခ၈ရ i know you
Shitposting from the front lines
"I found 2643 results in your immediate vicinity."
I wonder if anybody was fooled into thinking this would be a normal bland review.
I did to a point lmao at least i thought it would be more serious
How do you know geobaz?
Yo this is honestly one of funniest uploads out there. Sam's level of frustration making him blow his top gets me every time.
Modern phones are so shitty and user unfriendly unless you're rocking a Chinese spyware android you're gonna have a bad time
ok goobas
I love goobas! Or a clark
@@yakomuto when im feeling like something light or not-so-sugary, i go for my pink ocean - great salmon
@@yakomuto always love me a good ole fashioned CLARK
Glork bar
i like how you can hear sam's voice from 0:17 clean and clear. and then from 9:53 you can tell he lost his voice from all the screaming.
Respect. I would have not made it as far as he did before the phone was through the drywall
His voice actually hoarsens over the course of the video.
He's very patient.
The background noises in this video are absolutely insane
okay google record my voice, everything I type, and always record through my camera!
No need to ask.
Plot twist, Sam thought he was talking to himself and another device was recording this whole video without his permission
android vr.14.1.1.5 wheat and honey with milk infant cereal
Hey man I think your battery might be low, you should say "okay google" to ask your Fitzgerald assistant how to fix that. If youre on crunchy caramel popcorn it won't wrok though.
Lol.
this video never fails to make me laugh holy shit. the video getting more and more crushed under the red the fucking music what a masterpiece
it cant recognize your hormone changed voice
Sam kept opening up my Google assistant and also set a 2 minute timer halfway across my house.
Thats what you get for having that retarded shit in your house
Sometimes RUclips comments serve as a great indicator for natural selection.
This was in my technologies recommendation feed
Hiro sam is a tech guy
@@diegocarranza3931 a tech guru
@@diegocarranza3931 he doesn't get political he's a tech guy.
OK Google, get my show back!
Weak
Time to let it go, Sam certainly has
@@thebronzepill7892 these dudes will be bringing it up for the next 5 years. I don't know if some of them realise Sam makes far more money doing his independent content anyways with far less headaches.
@@paulgreengod idk if you realize jokes exist
@@paulgreengod Bro you should email Sam and tell him how good you did defending him you fucking sperg
I watch this once a week
The demonic music really completes this video
this video is a fucking masterpiece, i always say ok google like the indian guy because of it
Same
Same
Same
Love the background resident evil ambient music, really sets the scene
cortana from halo. lol. sick reference sam, everyone knows your references r out of control.
He just needed to turn off battery saver.
He should’ve known that RED means battery power saver mode
This is the Wes Anderson of phone reviews
Such a masterpiece of a video
I come back once a week to view this masterpiece.
can you do a new asmr video of you saying ok google for 30 minutes?
or better yet, him telling google to shut off the timer with the timer about 5 times louder than his voice for 30 minutes
slade - thats basically what this is. haha
Still one of my favorite Hyde vids
Did you get it at Ross
start fat shaming sam so he loses weight
you fat fuck sam
pillsbury dough boy looking fuck
powerlifters cannot lose weight, it is against their religion
"i-i'm not fat i'm a p-powerlifter!"
i might get 5 goobas
this is my favourite video of all time
After this video I installed Google assistant and it works fucking great! I'll just have to ignore the fact that Google has enough voice samples to impersonate me at will. Worth it!
Watching this on my phone and Sam saying it actually activated Google more than a few times lmao
Returning to say that I stopped using the Google assistant for the one thing it's good for (setting timers) because I asked it to set a timer for noodles I was boiling, the little thing popped up, I know it heard me, but it didn't set the fucking timer. My noodles got overcooked and turned into paste, I'm never trusting that fucking techno demon inside my phone again.
I feel like i am developing mental health issues watching videos on this channel.
i dont like when sam yells guys it scares me hes such a gentile boy
He wouldn't hurt a fly.
I like how Sam just sips moonshine all day
@@abcxyz53 oh wow! I would have never assumed clear liquid to be water! I thought he was drinking, Precum or moonshine, or maybe both?
OK Google, give me Sam's drink
little did he know 'ok google' doesn't work in power saver mode
7:00
oh my god, this music is the shit
This an amazing psychedelic experience
Everytime he said ok google my assisstant flaired up
I think of this whenever I’m frustrated.
This is like a fever Dream
this made the Google home I forgot I had go off and I immediately unplugged it
This is the straw that broke the camels back.
I can't help but believe this is what Broke Samuel out of his Fugue state.
Long live the candyman
with a fan base like this im not surprised sams gone off the deep end
You dont get it
Dummy.
Hokay GOOGAL
HOKKEH GOOGUL MA-
FUCK
@@LemKuuja lemkuuja based??
He cant keep getting away with these double uploads.
shut up
JasonB50 Watch them all and be a good boy.
JasonB50 you can't keep getting away with this overused joke
yeah dude because if the main MDE channel goes down then we're gonna be left with nothing that's nice you fucking nematode. ...
My favorite part of this video is that his voice gets progressively more hoarse as it goes.
Big fat guy who collects doll parts is the final boss of Google.
This is a like a fever dream captured on tape
This has to be my favourite sam video
ok google is my safe word.
Thats like a Charls joke
Google actually changed voice activation after that video, now it's "Hey Google".
"probably some big fat guy" literally no room to talk Sam lmao
rip Chuck "Did I fart in yo' face?" Berry
This is kinda like in between his early looks/demeanor and his now monster self
*Google wants to know your location.*
OK Google, cheat on my wife for me
Watching on my phone and his "ok google" worked for me lul
Same here.
this video was like.. hood irony before it's time
These were the makings of The Candyman. The Candyman Origin Story.
Phone operating systems are shit, full of crap you don't want and can't control. If I want to install a music player or some shitty flash game it requires 24/7 access to my gps coordinates, personal information, camera, social security number, real name and date of birth lol wtf gives them the right?
you give them the right when you buy one and agree to the EULA
So funny.... it pulled my Google assistant up, when you DIDNT have the advertising voice🤣🤣🤣
so this is what anxiety feels like.
This video made my phone go gaga.
this activated my google
The sinister music
Great review, very informative!
Every time he says hey google my phone starts going off
At least it works as a timer, so it's not completely useless, if you know what I mean.
yea im runnin 5.1 saltwater taffy
This set my phone off every time he said okay google
Sam screaming is like listening to a mirror.
You know you have a good taste in comedy when you just repeat the intro over and over again.
You should hide the fact you’re a pedophile kid lover better
Okay Jewgle 💀
It's okay to be Google.
Technology just hasn’t caught up with him yet
I have to say Sam, this was a very good Marxist critique of consumerism. Good work, comrade
You're going to GULAG, degenerate.
Fuckin google dude. Every other time that shit worked. The entire video. Kept having to close ok Google 🤣
*Cummy cookies*
Man this seems like some *adult swim* style content.
how come?? i dig this style of video but i cant categorize it for shit dude
its unhinged. you have to lose yourself entirely to understand. i remember when this first came out.
My mom appreciated this video after she was sold one of these.
My Google home was going crazy during this video.
God damn Ok google
my phone is freaking out with the ok googles
i get this though. sometimes i want to crumble my phone in my hands like a tin can. i know i could do it. i know im strong enough. one day.
いnfamous Cambodian fly Fisher Samuel hydial hand weaves a re-uploaded video again how does this Sudanese railroad controller get away with it??
yupp the way people say ok google and Alexa, and Siri, is like they are acting in a fucking advertisement. cringe
When I think his face can't get squished anymore he just keeps outdoing himself
love u sam! so happy that i made u! haha!
lo0l
sounds like second puberty has really hit
HGH and TRT
3:30 kills me
Jajaj. I love the tribal music in the background
this is what your patreon is paying for, make another KSTV kickstarter... I'll gladly pay for a second season.