I think that's just rednecks or people willing to serve. I never got the chance as my leg was cut off at the knee while I was still doing the paperwork.
@@AzzKicker-bz1cb the military didn't teach me shit, on that. Maybe cause I was navy. Thankfully, I was ahead of the curve and beat it into myself. My ex thought I was checking out literally every single person around us. I had to break it down for her that I was scanning every person, what they could be carrying, what their body language was saying, and the general dynamic of the crowd in a singular area. She thought I was nuts. Jokes on her. I knew she was shopping for a new dude, before my ass ever left... God, I hate my life.
@@654Crossman I have a friend who I served with in Iraq, he found out while we were still deployed that his wife was banging anything with three legs including some of his former best friends!
Josh your tab was paid for a long time ago. You are one of us. We welcome you with open arms. I have a jar of top quality rye moonshine with your name on it in the mountains of northern Georgia. You and your family are welcome at my home anytime.
There is facts when it comes to the saying " hold my beer and watch this shit" and then being on your death bed after doing something stupid and saying " well shit that didn't work"
@trentpetersen8754 In August, I myself did something that was a very, “hold my beer and watch this shit” and ended up with 4 broken ribs and a broken humerus bone(that’s the upper bone in the arm between the shoulder and elbow), which is the definition of, “well, that shit didn’t work “!!!
@@spidergoose891 If only that was as bad as it got! I went to the nearest ER and was laying on a gurney, had been there for a few hours and a lady came out to where I was and said she needed me to sign transfer paperwork, then she asked if I were right handed; without missin a beat I said, “I used to be!”
Exit Plan - My daddy taught me to always back in to a parking spot because you already know how much of a hurry you’re in when you get there, but you never know how much of a hurry you might be in when you have to leave.
My dad would say "watch me". Telling my Dad he couldn't do something was like an invitation. Best part was that he did most of what they said he couldn't do.
The sad part is that the water thing isn't that far from the truth. They did several experiments on the 77th infantry division during WW2 that tested the limits of human endurance.
Dude...laughing out loud over here at your description of the first time some couple got it on in the two door truck. Makes me happy I own a two door truck!
The fact is that for poor people you make what you need out of anything you can find. Pieces of wire, or wood, cans, or sticks if necessary. you just make what you need out of what you can find as long as it doesn't belong to someone else. I use to do that when I was young. I was a young woman working my little farm.. and bought chicken wire to make cages for our chickens and found wood to make boxes out of for their eggs. We made what we had work.
We raise to look for exits as soon as we can walk. Also always sit facing the exits, so if something pops off you can hit that exit and drag your peeps out with you.
Plot twist. We dont worry about Chuck Norris any more. You gotta worry bout that stealth camper guy. That man is probably camping under your bed for all you know.
I believe we also have red necks to thank for the space program! Look at Chuck Yeager, born in West Virginia. There’s lots of fellas from there that had a lot of “try” in them as well say in Texas❤️
spartans drank watered down wine and their kids were not aloud to drink. It’s worth noting that the Spartans did use helots, their owned class, to demonstrate the negative effects of alcohol by forcing them to get drunk.
We also good at fixin' sh1t. We recycle, upcycle, downcycle and just plain make it work. Duc-tape, bailing wire and a crescent wrench is all we need. Of course we have every tool known to man, and an equal number of _"specialty"_ tools. But all we *need* is duc-tape, bailing wire and a crescent wrench.
The reason mixed drinks exist is because of Prohibition. A lot of bars and "speakeasies" could only get homemade "bathtub gin" to serve, most of which tasted horrible. To disguise the taste, bar tenders began experimenting by mixing in other things. Some mixtures worked better than others.
Redneck here, my buddy: "Hey I just bought this bullet proof vest off ebay" me: "ah that's not bulletproof" buddy: "sure it is!! go ahead shoot me:" 6 beers later.. me: "911 yea.. this is gonna sound strange!!"
Actually, mixed drinks are a product of prohibition During this period, bootleg liquor was usually of poor quality, and mixed cocktails were made to improve taste for speakeasy customers
Most of y'all think we jack our trucks up for the mud. Nah that's the fun stuff it is so we can get out of ANY place. Just put her in 4L and I can drive through a building.
Redneck here. We do this stuff for fun. You ain't wrong.
Hell yeah you know that's right
It took 300 Spartans. We had 186 at the Alamo.
An excellent point!
and we LOST!
@@Headbanger427 so did the Spartans.
Hell yeah, I'm a redneck.
@@Headbanger427 they bought time and became a battle cry, I was raised in Corpus Christi, TX, those men did Texas proud
Souping up American cars. Moonshiners had to outrun the law. That's where NASCAR came from...
Could have been so much better if they had known to use diesel and the turbo had been invented.
Your number 5 is 100 percent a habit of most of us veterans. First thing I do when going to a new place is look for entrances and exit points.
Or look for the booth with your back to the wall.
I learned that from my WWII, Korean War, Vietnam War family and friends. Second nature.
Hey! Hold my beer and watch this!!!!
I think that's just rednecks or people willing to serve. I never got the chance as my leg was cut off at the knee while I was still doing the paperwork.
Or the weakest point where they might want a new exit.
Redneck philosophy.
Mr Redneck there's a million man army about to attack.
Redneck response - Is that all they brought?
A million, eh? They must not be serious, then.
@dvig3261 paddles then?
Redneck does not mean Southern. They exist everywhere. All over this great country. All over the world in fact.
French rednecks are just as much of a hoot to hang with...once I got the language this Alabama boy fit right in.
Damn straight.
And they aren't all white.
Yeah...met us in over half of US, 13 countries. They's bunch of out here.
@@scottmackey1353 Ever been too a Pashtun arms bazaar on the Afghan/Pak border? Most redneck shit ever is what they do.
I never go in anywhere without looking for an exit, any possible dangers and a battle plan just in case.
@hamfox9714
That’s one of the things that the military beats into your head, they call it “situational awareness”!
That for sure doesn't make you dumb.
@@AzzKicker-bz1cb the military didn't teach me shit, on that. Maybe cause I was navy. Thankfully, I was ahead of the curve and beat it into myself. My ex thought I was checking out literally every single person around us. I had to break it down for her that I was scanning every person, what they could be carrying, what their body language was saying, and the general dynamic of the crowd in a singular area. She thought I was nuts. Jokes on her. I knew she was shopping for a new dude, before my ass ever left... God, I hate my life.
@@654Crossman
I have a friend who I served with in Iraq, he found out while we were still deployed that his wife was banging anything with three legs including some of his former best friends!
Were you on a ship? The majority of benches were backed up to a bulkhead.
That's why Mountain Dew was created. Its original purpose was to make moonshine easier to stomach
True
The name Mountain Dew originally was one of the names for moonshine in reference to it being made in the mountains.
Josh your tab was paid for a long time ago. You are one of us. We welcome you with open arms. I have a jar of top quality rye moonshine with your name on it in the mountains of northern Georgia. You and your family are welcome at my home anytime.
Amen!!! Welcome brother!
When you hear "hold my beer" you know 💩 fixin to go down... 🤣🤣🤣
There is facts when it comes to the saying " hold my beer and watch this shit" and then being on your death bed after doing something stupid and saying " well shit that didn't work"
Haha!
@trentpetersen8754
In August, I myself did something that was a very, “hold my beer and watch this shit” and ended up with 4 broken ribs and a broken humerus bone(that’s the upper bone in the arm between the shoulder and elbow), which is the definition of, “well, that shit didn’t work “!!!
Mine always end with "shit'll buff out"
@@spidergoose891
If only that was as bad as it got!
I went to the nearest ER and was laying on a gurney, had been there for a few hours and a lady came out to where I was and said she needed me to sign transfer paperwork, then she asked if I were right handed; without missin a beat I said, “I used to be!”
Backing in makes getting out easier, at least in a truck, and also because it's a quick get away 😜
Makes it harder for the tow truck to hookup too.😂
We don't get mad, We just laugh. It's all in good fun.
Exit Plan - My daddy taught me to always back in to a parking spot because you already know how much of a hurry you’re in when you get there, but you never know how much of a hurry you might be in when you have to leave.
I think I know yo dad lolol
That's a great pearl of wisdom! Your dad's a smart man! And you're smart for listening to him!
They say for something to be funny, there has to be an element of truth. Mr. Josh, you're freakin ' hilarious!!! Right on brother.
Example of #1......
"Man, you can't do that!.......
"Hold my beer ."
In my day it was..damn if I can't, git out the way n see ! Worked out once in a while.
My dad would say "watch me". Telling my Dad he couldn't do something was like an invitation. Best part was that he did most of what they said he couldn't do.
That's not a statement, that's a challenge.
I love his humor.
The sad part is that the water thing isn't that far from the truth. They did several experiments on the 77th infantry division during WW2 that tested the limits of human endurance.
Dude...laughing out loud over here at your description of the first time some couple got it on in the two door truck. Makes me happy I own a two door truck!
That first one reminds of the opposite Kat Williams joke where no black folks have ever discovered a wild animal.
You're right. That was Tuesday. Hold my beer I'm about to send it.
"Dude got 19 zippers on his face" that killed me😂
As a white person, I love you! Black, white, blue, that shit is funny
...hold my beer and watch this...😂😂😂
Missed ya Mr. Pray. Hope you and yours are well and thriving❤️🙏👍👍
My favorite comedian!!!
Josh don't forget to do updates on your friend that introduced you to the world of rednecks.We owe him dearly.
Most common question from Mama, "Who did this?...."
It usually starts with Hold my beer and watch this😅
John, you need a Detroit Lions hat!!!
He left off the most famous phrase:
"Hey, Watch This!!!"
The fact is that for poor people you make what you need out of anything you can find. Pieces of wire, or wood, cans, or sticks if necessary. you just make what you need out of what you can find as long as it doesn't belong to someone else. I use to do that when I was young. I was a young woman working my little farm.. and bought chicken wire to make cages for our chickens and found wood to make boxes out of for their eggs. We made what we had work.
True example of a country survivor!
TRUTH! PREACH JOSH PRAY!! 👍FROM A 7TH GENERATION NATIVE OF TENNESSEE.
Brother, I been watching your videos for years now and they still make me laugh!! LOL Much love man!! Peace!
Redneck here proud of it it's all in good fun love a good comedian
From the hills of East Tennessee, the home of the finest moonshine in the world............
You're spot on.
How did hold my beer not make the list
Southern style chocolate gravy with biscuits
Coco gravy or sopping chocolate with bacon. Saturday morning perfection at Granny's house
It's called calculated risk for the betterment of all
I haven’t seen your videos in years dunno why
But I’m glad I got this one
You had me rollin. And em things u said, u ain't wrong bout it🤣😭☠️
lol.. I missed these, but wasn't buggin ya!
Josh your hilarious man LMAO
It's Deeetroit south of 8 MILE. Git Some.
Almost every warning that has ever been on a label was put there after a "hold my beer" moment.
Dude been waiting on a new video 😂FN awesome
You are so right! 💯!!
You always make me laughing so hard
We raise to look for exits as soon as we can walk. Also always sit facing the exits, so if something pops off you can hit that exit and drag your peeps out with you.
Oh long time no see been a while since your videos popped up on my news feed 😹 I almost forgot how fun ya are
Plot twist. We dont worry about Chuck Norris any more. You gotta worry bout that stealth camper guy. That man is probably camping under your bed for all you know.
That’s why we survived all these years
back is against the wall face facing nearest exit at every bar/restaurant every and anywhere i have to sit down
Democrats are no longer in charge.. we can laugh again.. bring on 5 things about again... 😅😅
Ouzo, Greek Moonshine....
I believe we also have red necks to thank for the space program! Look at Chuck Yeager, born in West Virginia. There’s lots of fellas from there that had a lot of “try” in them as well say in Texas❤️
PRICELESS! Thanks!
I mean you prolly ain’t wrong
#1 is so well documented, there's even a catch phrase. Hold my beer.
SEC fans are prime examples of not backing down. Especially South Carolina or Alabama.
SC baby💪
Dude, dead on, thank you
Shine and homemade wine 💯👍🫡
lol that was pretty damn funny!
1:07 i'm so glad i'm hillbilly.
Yup. Rednecks are awesome. Hillbillies are on a different level
spartans drank watered down wine and their kids were not aloud to drink.
It’s worth noting that the Spartans did use helots, their owned class, to demonstrate the negative effects of alcohol by forcing them to get drunk.
Howdy thar hold my bear
We also good at fixin' sh1t. We recycle, upcycle, downcycle and just plain make it work.
Duc-tape, bailing wire and a crescent wrench is all we need. Of course we have every tool known to man, and an equal number of _"specialty"_ tools. But all we *need* is duc-tape, bailing wire and a crescent wrench.
The reason mixed drinks exist is because of Prohibition. A lot of bars and "speakeasies" could only get homemade "bathtub gin" to serve, most of which tasted horrible. To disguise the taste, bar tenders began experimenting by mixing in other things. Some mixtures worked better than others.
Amen Brother, we got this 😈😈😈
I have missed you
That's how we roll.😎😎😎
2:55 😆 🤣 😂 it's okay
I never sit with my back to a door no matter where I’m at
Brave, crazy fine line, lol
You have managed to hit the nail on the head. Right after hitting my fingers with the hammer.
Redneck here,
my buddy: "Hey I just bought this bullet proof vest off ebay"
me: "ah that's not bulletproof"
buddy: "sure it is!! go ahead shoot me:"
6 beers later.. me: "911 yea.. this is gonna sound strange!!"
Actually, mixed drinks are a product of prohibition
During this period, bootleg liquor was usually of poor quality, and mixed cocktails were made to improve taste for speakeasy customers
Go Steelers
You're not wrong, but don't have a heart attack over it, we do it for the fun factor
Hell yea brother....always welcome in my swamp ✌
Wwe also invented "Tailgating".
Hell yeah brother!
Facts!
that moonshine taste so bad they put shit in it to cover up the taste
be like the mash didn't work off right
He ain't wrong.
Bring it.. 😂
Ask “Catfish Cooley”
if you want to find the easiest and fastest way to do something. ask a lazy person.
DARN TOOTIN!
I know a road like that! No comment on what I've done there?!
He ain't wrong
that mix drink is what I do all the time. I even tried antifreeze as a child, not good btw.
Josh. roll the damn cord up on your vacuum and put it away😂
Everyone in Detroit could pull an engine
We were the first to have cars ngl
Most of y'all think we jack our trucks up for the mud. Nah that's the fun stuff it is so we can get out of ANY place. Just put her in 4L and I can drive through a building.
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
We don’t get mad we think it’s funny as hell
PIckup trucks have a bed for a reason. I'm just sayin'...
Clear moonshine to power a car? Ever hear of "Ever clear"?