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  • We don’t know if the former president will pose for a mugshot when he shows up for his arraignment in a New York City courtroom on Tuesday, but we do know that his Republican supporters are convinced that everyone in America is now at risk of prosecution for the same crimes. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +786

    "If it can happen to Donald Trump, it can happen to you." Uh, yeah, genius! Nobody is above the law! That's the entire POINT!

    • @Ric_Vicious
      @Ric_Vicious Год назад +20

      That part! 💯

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Год назад +40

      I saw a comment on Seth’s video from some guy going, you laughs now but wait until the GOP has one of yours arrested. And it’s like, if the committed a crime, they should be punished. How is that a hard concept??

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Год назад

      Judge Dredd Double Justice Whammy, President Obama caught a two-fer, two criminals since that lovely roast of the man diaper. Money laundering public earned tax dollars for a border project the public never approved. Obligated by priority as well, by the roll out of universal healthcare, not robbery. Sad. Just do your job man. Public service official, let's see, who's that serve? 90's kids can't be fooled, villain was always the fat old sweaty guy in a suit, stranger danger remember? Common sense remember? This diaper man is cursed, like the curse in the Stephen King book, Thinner... Only, not his brain because it couldn't be smaller, roasted. 90's kid out.

    • @srisurjani6177
      @srisurjani6177 Год назад +28

      If it did happen to Michael Cohen why cant it happen to Trump?

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Год назад +25

      @@Nevertoleave To the GQP they love it when it is done to the other side, but hate and whine about it when it happens to them. They love the law, until it is used against them and they are held to account. It someone from the Dems were to break the law, and it has happened, I would want them held accountable as well. But equal justice is a very hard concept for the GQP to understand right now.

  • @sandpiperr
    @sandpiperr Год назад +1519

    I like how they think "if they can do it to Trump, they can do it to you!" is some kind of shocking idea.
    Regular people who aren't rich already know that they can be prosecuted for a crime!

    • @gradysmith5576
      @gradysmith5576 Год назад +65

      I agree. As Richard Pryor said (back in the day: "Justice = just us" ... blacks), no one is above the law, that is what our Constitution is based on.

    • @giannaleng1897
      @giannaleng1897 Год назад +59

      Exactly. I feel like it should be pretty obvious that shmucks like us, are more likely to get arrested and prosecuted for crimes 😂

    • @judianx
      @judianx Год назад +71

      If I had done what he did, I wouldn’t be able to comment this, as I’d be in jail.

    • @konradyearwood5845
      @konradyearwood5845 Год назад +44

      Well, like all things Fox, we know what they say and what they think do not correlate.

    • @AnkyloSolo
      @AnkyloSolo Год назад +80

      "if they can do it to Trump, they can do it to you!"
      That's how it should be. No one's above the law.

  • @michaeld4946
    @michaeld4946 Год назад +119

    I fell off my chair when I heard “President Fraud”😂😂😂

    • @joshuakelly9390
      @joshuakelly9390 Год назад

      I don't get it. What has Trump been fraudulent about...?

    • @kateuhler7803
      @kateuhler7803 Год назад +2

      😂same here

    • @ccefc_families297
      @ccefc_families297 Год назад

      Fraudien slip! His eyes got big when he realized what he said.

    • @junawallace7315
      @junawallace7315 Год назад +2

      It was the wrong time for me to be drinking water. I nearly lost my life

    • @burnellbrowne4303
      @burnellbrowne4303 Год назад +1

      @@joshuakelly9390 making america great again? I'd say trump**has made USA worst than
      ever before HIM.

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts Год назад +62

    “If they can do it to him, they can do it to you!” OK, so if you commit a series of crimes, you may be held accountable. Isn’t that how it’s supposed to work?

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 Год назад +6

      until now very rarely for the rich and thats what they are really afraid of

    • @jasrob009
      @jasrob009 Год назад

      When did the majority of the left sell out to the establishment. Now they call for war and do the bidding of big pharma.

  • @ImperfectXIII
    @ImperfectXIII Год назад +1860

    "If it can happen to Trump, it can happen to anyone"
    Now I may be wrong here, but, uhhhh... I'm pretty sure that's *THE ENTIRE FREAKING POINT OF THE RULE OF LAW*

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Год назад

      Shhhh! Don’t tell the tRumptards, it’ll freak them out. 🤫

    • @helene420
      @helene420 Год назад +91

      It's so entitled to say that, it already IS happening to everyone else, just not to all the wealthy ones. Also, don't break laws and it WON'T happen to you. Duh.

    • @Enyavar1
      @Enyavar1 Год назад +69

      Except, that regular citizens are just arrested in the middle of the night, or gunned down.
      So yeah, we _want_ this procedure for 'anyone'.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад +26

      🙄 puh lease...the "rule" has always been if you're rich and famous, you get away with it

    • @Chalwa
      @Chalwa Год назад +7

      @@helene420 So naive.
      Jail is just FULL of only guilty people. Nothing ever goes wrong, right?🙄

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +2023

    “I like former presidents who don’t get their mugshot taken.”
    - John McCain from the grave 😆

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Год назад +58

      OUCH! That burns. 😂

    • @guycharles8061
      @guycharles8061 Год назад +45

      Brilliant! 😂

    • @Pitou2K22
      @Pitou2K22 Год назад +60

      @mikeoxbig
      you have just won 1st place in the comment section! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @helene420
      @helene420 Год назад +26

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @herminaescamilla8537
      @herminaescamilla8537 Год назад +77

      N I'm Sure McCain would also say he likes former " presidents" that Don't INCITE TREASONOUS INSURRECTIONS as Well...

  • @ruthmelicharles5062
    @ruthmelicharles5062 Год назад +100

    "Every glove is too big." I hollered at that line. 😂😂
    Stephen and his writers are incredible.

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 Год назад +4

      If they can't use regular hand cuffs maybe a Chinese finger puzzle would work.

    • @noras.5355
      @noras.5355 Год назад

      @@rumpvirus7393 Good one!!! lol

  • @LadyMoonsparrow
    @LadyMoonsparrow Год назад +46

    Fantastically funny monologue! President Fraud made me laugh out loud. It is absolutely what will be my nickname for him now on. Thank you Steven and your wonderful writers!

  • @kurth5597
    @kurth5597 Год назад +211

    "if it can happen to him, it can happen to you or I" EXACTLY !! As it should be no one is above or below the law.

  • @BigZoe99
    @BigZoe99 Год назад +111

    "If they can do it to Trump, they can do it to you" 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣 yes, if I commit crimes I may also be indicted

  • @waunke56
    @waunke56 Год назад +15

    The joy on stevens face hearing that Freudian slip was so on point. You know he was genuinely happy about it.

  • @HR-re6mr
    @HR-re6mr Год назад +51

    Give the ENTIRE writing staff a RAISE!! This is BRILLIANT! Kudos to the top notch delivery!

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell Год назад +705

    just when I thought I couldn't be any happier with this news - that "president FRAUD" moment was just perfection

    • @Enyavar1
      @Enyavar1 Год назад +32

      the new official name for me.
      Donald J. Fraud.
      Perfection.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Год назад +33

      Funny as the monologue was, that moment was the funniest.

    • @Whytepathe
      @Whytepathe Год назад +2

      It's sad that so many of you buy it. What will they do next? Hmm? Maybe next time it will affect you? ..and if so, what then?

    • @tinafeyalien
      @tinafeyalien Год назад +14

      I coughed and spluttered at that moment.

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon Год назад +29

      That may have been the single greatest Freudian slip I've ever heard, it was absolutely fantastic.

  • @ic5319
    @ic5319 Год назад +413

    "If they do it to him, they can do it to you"
    Wait a minute - If I commit a crime, I could be arrested??? OUTRAGEOUS!! 🤣

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Год назад +33

      Scandalous! The only thing worse would be if they made receiving medical care a crime.
      ...Oh, wait, they did that.

    • @Sydney8103
      @Sydney8103 Год назад +13

      ​@@CloudsGirl7 funny how that works

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 Год назад +8

      When most of your base is on parole that statement just clears out half the parking lot during his speach.

    • @Josephlaszlo
      @Josephlaszlo Год назад

      Gotta love Fraudian slips.🤷🏻

    • @Ali_D_Katt
      @Ali_D_Katt Год назад

      Right, who knew? It's almost like the law applies to everyone (there are discussions that need to be had about how it's applied but those aren't applicable here).
      The hilarious thing to me is trump and his nepotistic family probably could've lived out the rest of their days gleefully evading their taxes, bribing people, paying hush money, making underhanded deals, and being the fraudsters they are but ol Donny couldn't help himself. He just had to fly too close to the sun and become president. He couldn't just leave well enough alone.

  • @TraderRobin
    @TraderRobin Год назад +15

    Damn, that was so good, I had to send it to all of my friends!
    She laughed her butt off!!

  • @Anna-jy2xs
    @Anna-jy2xs Год назад +71

    God I absolutely love Stephen Colbert, he nails it every freaking time, 😊

    • @joshuakelly9390
      @joshuakelly9390 Год назад

      He used to be good. Colbert hasn't hit his mark in years though and we all know it. Ratings are way way way way down from his old numbers.

  • @mindfulobserver1314
    @mindfulobserver1314 Год назад +256

    ...President Fraud is not being indicted for paying off a porn star... he's being indicted for cooking the books.

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 Год назад

      ...and if you listen to President Fraud he's not being indicted - he's being _"indicated."_

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Год назад

      Hey! It worked against that other scumbag, Capone, so why not the Fraudinator?

    • @maxmartin2763
      @maxmartin2763 Год назад

      No. It's the porn star payout (defrauding the electorate FEC crime), then the cover-up of that payout by cooking the books. Stormy Daniels and David Pecker wouldn't have had to testify if it was just cooking the books.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Год назад +8

      Not to be a That Guy but we won't know what the actual charges are against him until tomorrow. But that kind of emphasizes your point, since you'd think a (quote unquote) news outlet like Fox would try their best to avoid speculating on phantom charges before the actual ones are even handed down.

    • @a.larson2777
      @a.larson2777 Год назад +6

      Exactly 💯, Mindful Observer.

  • @user-ij6vg8xq2r
    @user-ij6vg8xq2r Год назад +72

    🎵 "For he's a jolly good felon... And so say all of us!" 🎵

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Год назад +4

      “He's not a very good felon. He's a very naughty boy”

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 Год назад

      Trump is not going to be in prison

    • @user-ij6vg8xq2r
      @user-ij6vg8xq2r Год назад +2

      @@disastermaster1413 No he won't, but he may well be convicted. It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to see the multiple criminal charges he faces are serious.

  • @destinydeems
    @destinydeems Год назад +9

    We can't stop talking and laughing about how you exposed the "Fraudian" slip; great show!

  • @jawstrock2215
    @jawstrock2215 Год назад +9

    "If it can happen to him(Trump) if can happen to anyone of us!"
    YES that's the whole freaking point of the Rule of Law!

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta Год назад +488

    "If they can indict Trump for his crimes, no criminals will be safe!"
    From what I've heard on the streets, it's supposed to work that way.
    Don't take my word for it!
    Read a book instead of banning them.

    • @wattetiparoch
      @wattetiparoch Год назад +19

      Perfectly put!

    • @teax25
      @teax25 Год назад

      But isn't that how the justice system work? Isn't punishing criminal for crime committed the corner stone of humanity since the drawn of the human race? Did that change in the time Trump was indicated by a grand jury over a investigation that took over 2 years which required a panel of 3 judges to decide that a crime was committed. But somehow Trump is being unfairly prosecuted.🙄🙄🙄

    • @Joe-pc3hs
      @Joe-pc3hs Год назад +2

      Like Dr Seuss?

    • @MahkyVmedia1
      @MahkyVmedia1 Год назад +4

      ​@@Joe-pc3hsthat's a good start

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 Год назад

      @@Joe-pc3hs Like Roberto Clemente's biography, which De Satanist wants banned.

  • @TallBlondeSassy
    @TallBlondeSassy Год назад +618

    I'm 60 years old and never EVER thought I'd be hoping my daughter and granddaughter would grow up to be as courageous as a porn star.😳

    • @ericv7720
      @ericv7720 Год назад +52

      It takes a lot of courage to sleep with someone like Trump in the first place. He's not exactly an Adonis!

    • @TallBlondeSassy
      @TallBlondeSassy Год назад

      @@ericv7720 it takes even more courage to ADMIT you slept with trump.

    • @skgalindo7466
      @skgalindo7466 Год назад

      ​@Eric V no matter how much he paid her, it wasn't enough. I'm surprised his large, pale, wrinkly old ass didn't give her so much ptsd that she quit the sex industry. 😂

    • @stanbyme7874
      @stanbyme7874 Год назад +34

      Not enough $$ in the World for that. I admire & fear her🤢

    • @rongarner3541
      @rongarner3541 Год назад +14

      @@stanbyme7874 "and fear her." LOL!

  • @SheyD78
    @SheyD78 Год назад +12

    The one thing that gives me hope in all of this, is if they can get Al Capone for tax evasion, maybe they can get Trump for corporate fraud. Sure it's not the worst thing he's guilty of, but I'll take it!

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 Год назад

      It may not be the worse thing, but it is the easiest thing to get him on as far as finding concrete evidence of him actually doing it.

  • @gilliancottlemathurin8446
    @gilliancottlemathurin8446 Год назад +12

    🙏🏽💪🏽 sent to former band leader for the Colbert show Jon and his family and to anyone going through the rigours of Cancer treatment 🤗😘

  • @elnachismo2553
    @elnachismo2553 Год назад +459

    If it can happen to him it can happen to anybody….. that’s how laws should work in this country. Nobody above the law.

    • @AbidingDude420
      @AbidingDude420 Год назад +7

      @Commie Hunter
      But Biden! Cope harder.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Год назад +15

      ​@Commie Hunter Nope. Nobody is above the law. PERIOD. You can change the law with a solid case, but not for an individual.

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri Год назад

      Translation: Hey billionaires, YOU could be held accountable for your crimes, just like all those poor pathetic losers are.

    • @ToEuropa
      @ToEuropa Год назад

      @Commie Hunter Durham investigation: 5 years, no crimes found.

    • @wavemaker54
      @wavemaker54 Год назад

      They’re speaking to Fox audiences, they’ll believe all the lies. Facts mean nothing to the truly ignorant.

  • @thepackable
    @thepackable Год назад +821

    We the american people DESERVE A PRESIDENTIAL MUGSHOT.

    • @Pbav8tor
      @Pbav8tor Год назад +64

      We deserve a public perp walk and and extended prison stay for President Fraud.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Год назад +18

      Our eyes don't 🙈🤢🤮

    • @kathygodfrey3158
      @kathygodfrey3158 Год назад +35

      I'd prefer him in an orange jumpsuit 🔒

    • @DDd-gm8uz
      @DDd-gm8uz Год назад +8

      That's every presidential portrait.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Год назад +25

      Donnie's team apparently wants to put it on mugs and other paraphernalia. That mug shot belongs to _the government/the people,_ so there's no way he should be messing with it. If he does, the proceeds need to be appropriated and be given to a Vets' project.

  • @cerealkiillar
    @cerealkiillar Год назад +6

    "PRESIDENT FRAUD"! YES!!! LOVE THIS GUY! (BTW, I feel just a little less ashamed of America now that Chief Cheeto's been arrested.)

  • @kathleenlandolt5936
    @kathleenlandolt5936 Год назад +3

    🤣🤣😂😂 I had to LITERALLY laugh out loud at the Fraudian slip!

  • @antoniojones5340
    @antoniojones5340 Год назад +752

    "President Fraud" - That's his new permanent moniker!

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Год назад +12

      I call him the Fraudinator amongst about a hundred other names.

    • @ilovethe80s71
      @ilovethe80s71 Год назад +13

      Yes!! Love it!!! " President Fraud"!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lovepaws5512
      @lovepaws5512 Год назад

      Should be carved on his tombstone.

    • @kittyhazes5741
      @kittyhazes5741 Год назад +24

      I think that’s the most fitting name I’ve heard, so far😊

    • @sharibigay4712
      @sharibigay4712 Год назад +16

      First honest thing that man said during the whole interview.

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf Год назад +1186

    It's pretty telling that Republicans view a justice system that applies to everyone equally as a _dire threat._

    • @flone9872
      @flone9872 Год назад +49

      Their " could happen to you" defense is so lame. Directly contradicting the rule of law.😂

    • @Caimbul
      @Caimbul Год назад +34

      Well they have always operated by the rule: "but we have money to make problems go away..". Interesting isn't it?

    • @teresaworthington3096
      @teresaworthington3096 Год назад

      And just exactly WHEN is Joe going to be indicted for the money he gets from influence peddling from China or the quid pro quo when he got the prosecutor from Ukraine fired for investigating Hunter! Good versus Evil in play here. Wake up already!

    • @Hippofeet
      @Hippofeet Год назад

      Conservatives bang on about law and order and tougher policing etc until they get policed. Astonishing hypocrisy.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Год назад +27

      So much for being the party of law and order.

  • @jodygoodman8540
    @jodygoodman8540 Год назад +16

    What would we do without this kind of humor.❤❤❤I’m laughing until I’m crying/laughing to tear! Best ever!!!!!!

  • @amh7114
    @amh7114 Год назад +5

    I swear, the writing team thought of the same joke I had: literally just before Stephen made the "fraud-ian slip" joke, I said, "They can't overlook that Freudian slip - or should I say *fraud-ian* slip?!" Kudos to Stephen and the writers!!😁

  • @tonipolkki4728
    @tonipolkki4728 Год назад +141

    This is truely the golden age of late night shows and I'm loving every minute of it.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +3

      I like Colbert, but this ain't no golden age. Conan isn't even on anymore.

  • @trey3rob
    @trey3rob Год назад +78

    2:53 “the courthouse was stirring. a big busy throng. awaiting a man with a mushroom shaped dong.” RIP ME🤣👏🏽

    • @gfreeman9843
      @gfreeman9843 Год назад

      Maybe why he got on so well with Epstein... similar interests and mushroom 🍄 shaped dongers????❤

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Год назад +1

      That last line took me so by surprise. I was expecting something like, "who's been WANTED so long." Stephen scores every time!

  • @Njeanous
    @Njeanous Год назад +15

    I love you Stephen. You make me laugh instead of crying.

  • @wingv313
    @wingv313 Год назад +4

    President Fraud 😂😂😂😂 That was just perfect! Don’t forget folks, if they can indict a loser that’s been criming for decades, they will indict you too. Guess it’s good that the rest of us aren’t engaging in felonies on a daily basis 👍🏼😂😂😂😂😂

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 Год назад +105

    I could smell the white Bronco joke coming - but it was still funny as hell!!!😂

  • @michellebellevue9835
    @michellebellevue9835 Год назад +157

    Did the guy just say “President Fraud”😂😂😂. He’s really speaking from the heart 😅

    • @ianmiller6040
      @ianmiller6040 Год назад +9

      I wouldn't be surprised if they immediately cut the broadcast there and fired him on the spot. That was the best thing I've heard in a while.

    • @vincentbaca790
      @vincentbaca790 Год назад +1

      What now he's the tinman?

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Год назад +11

      Freudian slip! 😆😂 Delicious.

    • @royjacksonjr.4447
      @royjacksonjr.4447 Год назад +10

      @@ianmiller6040 "Fraudian Slip." Priceless!

    • @hew2356
      @hew2356 Год назад +4

      That was priceless!

  • @TheWellnessAmbassador1970
    @TheWellnessAmbassador1970 Год назад +2

    This was another Colbert classic🤣🤣....the writers outdid themselves from start to finish..hilaroious....bravo Stephen...bravo👏👏👏

  • @crypto_que
    @crypto_que Год назад +2

    “President Fraud” was the laugh we all needed but didn’t know about 😭

  • @FreshtexBlackman
    @FreshtexBlackman Год назад +85

    They act like people don't already get arrested for crimes with all this "They can do it to you" BS.

    • @rmxrider20032000
      @rmxrider20032000 Год назад +7

      Stirring up his base doesn't require intelligence.

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart Год назад +425

    It would be so poetic if there is a crowd outside tomorrow chanting "LOCK HIM UP" when the Orange Man enters the court to be arraigned.

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 Год назад +18

      Wish I lived in NYC.

    • @claudiajacques2339
      @claudiajacques2339 Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Год назад +12

      Orange man diaper, he has to be extra big crapping himself. Let the roast go on!!

    • @lynnestamey7272
      @lynnestamey7272 Год назад +8

      And yuuuge signs to lock him up!

    • @commonsense571
      @commonsense571 Год назад +9

      Best thing to do is ignore him. Let him fade into obscurity and the legal system

  • @1xsnrg
    @1xsnrg Год назад +5

    It can happen to anyone? Only those who commit crimes. If you can’t do the time don’t do the crime.

  • @juanserrano2232
    @juanserrano2232 Год назад +1

    The white bronco skit was classic 😂

  • @ChainReactionsProductions
    @ChainReactionsProductions Год назад +430

    I don’t care if we see him in cuffs as long as we see him behind bars

    • @southstar9931
      @southstar9931 Год назад +8

      💯

    • @Kiki32131
      @Kiki32131 Год назад

      Yes and I want his fingerprints ran threw all of the states in America like anyone else that goes through the criminal justice system

    • @trevorz459
      @trevorz459 Год назад +1

      Tr*mp refrains from alcohol, so you'll probably not see him behind bars.

    • @sliqvic
      @sliqvic Год назад +6

      Well never see that. He'll get probation probably.

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr Год назад +12

      For real!
      I don't care if there's a mug shot...because I'd prefer a prison sentence.
      And, yes, I know we'll never get one, but that doesn't mean I can't dream.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +795

    Trump’s lawyers are opposing cameras in the courtroom. One would think he’d want the world to witness how bigly innocent he is.

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 Год назад +37

      He doesn’t want people to know he Can behave

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 Год назад +56

      @@katsong3302 If pleading the fifth for several hours is considered behaved.

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Год назад +34

      Because they know HE will make it a circus!

    • @jujitsujew23
      @jujitsujew23 Год назад +18

      I bet Trump does but unfortunately for us Trump isn’t representing himself

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Год назад +3

      Good roast, let's get back to it people!!

  • @keithmead4085
    @keithmead4085 Год назад +2

    I'm sorry Eric, but Steve's impression of you is freaking hilarious!!

  • @moonandstars4690
    @moonandstars4690 Год назад +1

    Stevens monologue on Trump is priceless, 🤣

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc Год назад +93

    I would happily pay for a coffee mug with Trump's mugshot on it. With a little caption above his head saying "It's a perfect cup of covfefe."

    • @kjp9058
      @kjp9058 Год назад +3

      Me too ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LoPhatKao
      @LoPhatKao Год назад +4

      put it on a big mug - " my yuuuge covfefe"

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 Год назад

      Money donated to Planned Parenthood.

    • @calinasagilitypartner4444
      @calinasagilitypartner4444 Год назад +1

      You should market your idea. Seriously. I personally don't drink coffee, but I'd still buy one. Please market your idea!

    • @lindacollins903
      @lindacollins903 Год назад +1

      David, very clever 👏👏

  • @gmw21064
    @gmw21064 Год назад +61

    "President Fraud"! That was freaking priceless...
    I bet that's how Claypool refers to tRump when not being interviewed.

  • @sheriarthur4789
    @sheriarthur4789 Год назад +1

    This is the best 10 minutes and 17 seconds of my life!!!! 😂🤣

  • @CarlMcBean-Harvey
    @CarlMcBean-Harvey Год назад +2

    I just wanted to say you are a great comedian and person who is truly worthy of the renown earned… keep up the amazing work sir 🙏🏿😎☝️

  • @iChillypepper
    @iChillypepper Год назад +113

    We aren’t talking about the real hero in all this - STORMY DANIELS! I hope she’s laughing hysterically about all this!

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Год назад

      You should see her mocking the trolls on Twitter. Ex:
      User: "Trump would touch you with a 10 foot pole!"
      Stormy" "That's true - he used a 3 inch one."
      User: "Didn't you graduate from Whore College?"
      Stormy: "Yes - it was Ivy League compared to Trump University."

    • @joshuakelly9390
      @joshuakelly9390 Год назад +1

      Stormy Daniels owes Trump over 300 thousand dollars for legal fees.
      Really laughing all the way to the bank but I guess you got 83 upvotes for it. Good on you buddeh

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Год назад

      @@joshuakelly9390
      The actual amount is $121,972 because she lost a defamation suit.
      "Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Cliffords, tried to sue Trump for defamation in 2018, specifically taking aim at a tweet attacking her account of being threatened by a stranger in 2011 to stay quiet on her Trump story. Trump attacked the account as a "con job, playing the Fake News Media."
      Federal Judge S. James Otero dismissed the lawsuit, saying Trump's tweet constitutes " 'rhetorical hyperbole' normally associated with politics and public discourse" and is protected by the First Amendment."
      I think the judge was wrong to dismiss the case and more wrong to grant legal fees, but them's the break with defamation suits - not easy to make against a public figure.

    • @burnellbrowne4303
      @burnellbrowne4303 Год назад +3

      @@joshuakelly9390 I'm not sure
      but CONVICTED CONVICTS are never REIMBURSED?

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 Год назад

      @@joshuakelly9390 Um, the loser isn't owed anything.

  • @HeckleJeckle87
    @HeckleJeckle87 Год назад +50

    "If you don't have some friends, make some friends"
    Do these people hear themselves?

    • @mariaelenaarata303
      @mariaelenaarata303 Год назад +2

      Poor Lyndsey.. someone should check on him

    • @fletches4084
      @fletches4084 Год назад +4

      LG clinging on to the last shreds of self-denial. The desperation on his face knowing that soon the realization of what a joke Trump was is going to sink in. Having to live with knowing you got taken for a fool by an even bigger fool. That is going to hurt. Same for every other person who believed and supported Trump.
      USA is going to need a lot of grief counsellors real soon now.

    • @anthonydurante1149
      @anthonydurante1149 Год назад +1

      Nope, they don't hear themselves. I swear they're all reverting back to being children in an attempt at dealing with all this.

    • @mhlkta8516
      @mhlkta8516 Год назад

      NOPE.

  • @artbargra
    @artbargra Год назад +5

    Far-right pundits: "What the hell kind of Socialist hellhole is this, where a man has to face the consequences of his own actions! Can't even break the law in peace!"

  • @cyndrigaming
    @cyndrigaming Год назад +2

    There is always that one guy in the background who is always there, who's laugh just KILLS me every time!!

  • @Elchansan
    @Elchansan Год назад +31

    "If they can indict a former president, they can do the same to you!"
    ...Isn't that the point of living under the rule of law? If you can be charged of a crime, you would hope people in power can be too.

  • @jnb756
    @jnb756 Год назад +79

    a lot of people are saying the mugshot would be a great addition to his NFT lineup

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Год назад +5

      Bigly. That’s one I really would pay good money for.

    • @halibaitor
      @halibaitor Год назад +6

      His mugshot should be public information, so it would be free. I want a copy to hang on my wall so I can throw darts at it. 😂

    • @DavidSmith-eh7rs
      @DavidSmith-eh7rs Год назад +3

      Most people don't realize it. But everyone is talking about how Trump does mugshots better than any other president. Big, beautiful mugshots. Mexico is going to pay for those mugshots. Mark my words.

  • @vividdaydream1516
    @vividdaydream1516 Год назад +2

    Fox news warning that "if it can happen to T***, it can happen to anybody!" has me so shook (/s). Oh noes, does that mean if I commit a crime, I'll be arrested and sent to jail? What a totally expected and foreseen consequence!

  • @RayBetterThanEvilCanival
    @RayBetterThanEvilCanival Год назад +8

    “If they can do it to Trump, they can do it to you” … yeah… that’s how the law works. No one is above the law.

  • @theMightywooosh
    @theMightywooosh Год назад +17

    That pause at "make.......some friends"
    Speaks volumes to the number of "friends" that Graham has

    • @li2us
      @li2us Год назад

      Lindsey brings his knee pads to all his "make friends" parties.

  • @GiDaOne
    @GiDaOne Год назад +79

    "Fraudian slip" was such a brilliant joke. Well done

    • @rajah9316
      @rajah9316 Год назад

      It was a brilliant joke

    • @laurin4405
      @laurin4405 Год назад

      Indeed

    • @DrWITeeth
      @DrWITeeth 9 месяцев назад

      Not gonna lie; I felt a little proud of myself that I predicted that punchline.

  • @imtheoriginal6930
    @imtheoriginal6930 Год назад +1

    One of the Greatest Days in America's history.

  • @cruisemastercharlie2092
    @cruisemastercharlie2092 Год назад +1

    I can imagine Hilary having a little smile over this. I'm having a big smile.

  • @evenflowsteven
    @evenflowsteven Год назад +54

    Who knew breaking the law could get you in trouble?

    • @DDd-gm8uz
      @DDd-gm8uz Год назад +1

      Because you yanks don't live in a lawless oligarchy or anything.

  • @jimgraham7139
    @jimgraham7139 Год назад +212

    So politicians can commit crimes and treason all they want because to prosecute them would be political? Do they understand what comes out of their mouth. I guess chanting "lock her up" wasn't politically motivated.

    • @peterrabinowitz1723
      @peterrabinowitz1723 Год назад

      That’s actually the point. Reps knew all their investigations into Hillary were politically motivated. Thus they assume Dems are doing the same.

    • @karinfroller7403
      @karinfroller7403 Год назад +8

      I hope Hillary enjoys the show!

    • @joshuakelly9390
      @joshuakelly9390 Год назад

      Crimes, treason, yadda yadda. You gave up your hand in the first 8 words. You're not an objective party, you're a partisan hack crying foul at anything right of your cat's sneeze.

    • @paulbrinkman5631
      @paulbrinkman5631 Год назад

      They display their hypocrisy so *proudly.* They know they can rely on Faux Non-News, Newsmax, and OAN to tide things over -- with lies and assorted BS.

    • @jasrob009
      @jasrob009 Год назад

      @KarinF Roller DA Bragg and his fellow dems fanatic hatred of Trump is behind the 34 seven year old felony charges that just happen to pop up and coincide with the upcoming presidential election. The whole thing reeks of desperation making DA Bragg and fellow dems seem to have little self confidence in the upcoming election. Bragg is the same DA that consistently helps criminals by bumping their felonies DOWN to misdemeanors... Weird

  • @gitoutover
    @gitoutover Год назад +1

    Fraudian slip... HAHAHAHAH! That and the rant on how to get the DA to come after you and this monologue is just gold. Can't wait for the Santos arraignment.

  • @askthepizzaguy
    @askthepizzaguy Год назад +1

    If they can enforce the law on him, they can enforce it on anyone! It's almost like justice is blind and the law applies to everyone, what a scary, scary thought.

  • @1Kent
    @1Kent Год назад +19

    Yes. If you break the law you too can be held accountable!
    Imagine the chaos.🤣

  • @sandycovey7440
    @sandycovey7440 Год назад +34

    “President Fraud” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carvalone3076
    @carvalone3076 Год назад +1

    You can always tell what they're pushing in the media when they ALL are saying the exact same thing. The look on Stephen's face after the Freudian slip....GOLD!!

  • @claudioenorfreitas5396
    @claudioenorfreitas5396 Год назад +2

    This is so funny...it makes my day filled with laughter and joy...fantastic Steve Colbert.. and I was in a bad mood today until I saw your show. The mug shot was way too much...

  • @ytrewq12345
    @ytrewq12345 Год назад +602

    I laughed hard on President Fraud that I repeat more times than I probably should 😂

  • @alexvaraderey
    @alexvaraderey Год назад +29

    ''If it can happen to him, it could happen to you or me''. That's the point - it would have already happened to us several years ago, but we weren't the President. WE are already accountable for our actions.

  • @EM-vo9yw
    @EM-vo9yw Год назад +1

    This was so cathartic to listen to! Really can't wait for when he's behind bars!

  • @davidslagle6600
    @davidslagle6600 Год назад +2

    President Fraud! 😂😂😂 I died with that one!!!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +2593

    It doesn’t matter how many people approve or disapprove of Trump’s indictment. The law is the law.

    • @vyoufinder
      @vyoufinder Год назад

      Except it's not. HE's not getting an anal cavity search like anyone else would. Clearly he is above the law.

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Год назад +39

      Roast is roast.

    • @jirenthegray
      @jirenthegray Год назад +136

      That's the problem! Conservatives believe that Trump is above the law. Meanwhile, liberals believe that Trump should be thrown under the jail. I'm no fan of Trump, and as an Independent voter, I believe the law is the law. If you commit a crime, you do the time. It's simple!

    • @InfiniteNallidge
      @InfiniteNallidge Год назад

      Except for if you are a felon of color committing violence in New York

    • @joanfrellburg4901
      @joanfrellburg4901 Год назад +83

      It also doesn't matter if you pay someone $130,000.00, if you're a bad lay, you are a bad lay.

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys Год назад +296

    That “president fraud” line brought a smile to my face 😂😂😂😂

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref Год назад +14

      And there it is, the new moniker. What they all know but are too cowardly to admit.

    • @JLee-rt6ve
      @JLee-rt6ve Год назад

      That's ex-president Fraud.

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri Год назад +14

      How do you mix up Trymp and Fraud unless there's a strong association. He actually said the whole word clearly.

    • @ToEuropa
      @ToEuropa Год назад +9

      Yeah, that's never getting old.

    • @danieliusblackius1130
      @danieliusblackius1130 Год назад +6

      That was freaking amazing.

  • @threetreasures7698
    @threetreasures7698 Год назад +1

    This is my “muffled words” time watching this and In have shared this with family and friends. I just can’t get enough of sharing this with like minded audience and viewers of this show - faithful viewers. I. Was laughing so loud that my cat looked at me and wondered what was going on? 😂

  • @DorothyPotterSnyder
    @DorothyPotterSnyder Год назад +6

    I love the way Stephen's eyes sparkle when he says "Arraignment Eve". The writers outdid themselves tonight.

  • @AbsolutFlippy
    @AbsolutFlippy Год назад +81

    This monologue was specially great. And lol, that fraudian slip made me fall off my chair. 😂

    • @joshuakelly9390
      @joshuakelly9390 Год назад

      Colbert can't monologue to save his life

    • @AbsolutFlippy
      @AbsolutFlippy Год назад +4

      @@joshuakelly9390 except he does… and you are willing to “waste” your time opening the video and reading through the comments. So there’s no way to take you seriously.

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 Год назад +318

    The guy who said he could bring about middle east peace couldn't even successfully broker a hush money deal with a porn star.

    • @katherinegray5086
      @katherinegray5086 Год назад

      👍🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺💙🇺🇸⚖⛪

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Год назад +2

      That's good, let's get on with the roast people! THANKS Obama!! Criminals, yeah, Got a two-fer!!

    • @JusticeAlways
      @JusticeAlways Год назад +2

      BAM!👍

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash Год назад +5

      He's finally making America great by being held accountable for his crimes! 👏🏿👏🏻👏🏽👏

    • @DDd-gm8uz
      @DDd-gm8uz Год назад

      Should do whatever Hunter did with his baby momma.

  • @debsylvester2012
    @debsylvester2012 Год назад +5

    On this Indictment Day may we all celebrate The Rule of Law and witness its purpose being fulfilled. Stephen Colbert- WE LOVE YOU MAN!!! Best monologue of all time!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😂😂

  • @cheeseisgreat24
    @cheeseisgreat24 Год назад +1

    The indictment is an absolute Win for America, no matter what side of the aisle you’re on.

  • @KingGrio
    @KingGrio Год назад +42

    Holy sh*t that Brian Claypool moment 😂😂😂 I was so caught by surprise! "Fraudian slip", stop it Stephen you're killing me !

  • @elphiegleason3899
    @elphiegleason3899 Год назад +16

    I freaking love Stephen looking so giddy. Like a kid in a candy store with credit card

  • @laurabentz2307
    @laurabentz2307 Год назад +2

    Love the band playing Move On Up at the end of the cling! You all are FANTASTIC!!!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Год назад +54

    Everyone that watched the Colbert monologue was immediately Healed:

    • @louisparsons4760
      @louisparsons4760 Год назад +5

      it's true tho! I had cancer and hey, now I am fine!!

    • @JasonLawrenceJones
      @JasonLawrenceJones Год назад

      It actually gave me douche chills. But not quite as bad as the douche chills I get reading these retarded comments.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Год назад +44

    Make Accountablity great again..

  • @Semmster
    @Semmster Год назад +1

    That is the 🤬 point. It should be possible for this to happen to anyone who commits crime. Anyone.

  • @Mary-el6kb
    @Mary-el6kb Год назад +1

    LOVE YOU, STEVE. YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME A BIG BELLY LAUGH 😃 😀 😄 😁

  • @MrJasonStella
    @MrJasonStella Год назад +43

    You turn the steaming pile of hot smelly news into pure gold. You are an alchemist sir..

  • @aproxamillionwasps474
    @aproxamillionwasps474 Год назад +438

    The new leader of the Colbert band seems like he’s really getting comfortable, I love it 🥰 he’s not trying to be John, he’s just being himself. And if he’s on the late show, his honest personality has got to be a 10/10. He’s got a great smile 😊

    • @rikkiechambers4959
      @rikkiechambers4959 Год назад +26

      I was thinking the same thing he seemed so comfortable and happy tonight it’s great to see .. but then we are all a bit extra happy tonight if we are watching Stephen !

    • @mariaelenaarata303
      @mariaelenaarata303 Год назад +8

      Agree

    • @tarantinoish
      @tarantinoish Год назад +15

      Jon’s name was spelled Jon.

    • @vickystrudwick3939
      @vickystrudwick3939 Год назад +18

      Louis Cato - I'm loving his work 😀

    • @halfabeet
      @halfabeet Год назад +19

      I was discombobulated when Jon left but Louis Cato has stepped up to the role so well

  • @anneduff9294
    @anneduff9294 Год назад +1

    you are the best.. every show you do makes my day..

  • @anthonyulibarri3690
    @anthonyulibarri3690 Год назад +1

    Best Joke Ever by Colbert! 8:32 " I believe that's called a Fraudian Slip".

  • @TentinQuarantino_
    @TentinQuarantino_ Год назад +88

    Ohhh this is such fun to watch. It’s like the antidote to having seen a much younger Stephen drowning his sorrows in Nov 2016. That broke my heart and today finally feels like a small measure of healing.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Год назад +419

    Stormy describing Donnie's mushroom is the thing pretty much everyone remembers!

    • @Seirte
      @Seirte Год назад +33

      I try really hard not to.

    • @elizamccroskey1708
      @elizamccroskey1708 Год назад +15

      Also it seems like the affair would not have lasted to make a soft boiled egg.

    • @lavender9844
      @lavender9844 Год назад +19

      Mushroom? My dear sir, I’m willing to bet it’s the size of a gel capped pill.

    • @richard1472
      @richard1472 Год назад +16

      It's also something I'd really like to forget.

    • @kevinbarr9003
      @kevinbarr9003 Год назад +11

      One inch long, half an inch wide

  • @michaelhastie7324
    @michaelhastie7324 Год назад +6

    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert was on point with tonight's monologue.

  • @williamadolphe7921
    @williamadolphe7921 Год назад +2

    Bravo! Excellent monologue!

  • @nanichdz
    @nanichdz Год назад +75

    "If it can happen to him, it can happen to you" that's how I feel about the kids they put in cages. If they did that to kids then.... They have lost their humanity.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Год назад +2

      Yes-- thank you! Exactly.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Год назад

      Yes, if you can pay off 2 sleazes with 280k, and then just pay $800 in taxes…… it should happen to you also 😅