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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- A shocking new report has revealed that 100% of British people are now in favour of #Brexit. The research was published by an independent think tank.
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Quality journalism? Its a lame attempt at comedy that falls flat on its face.
No mount of lame comedy will get the UK back in your beloved EU.
The banker EU Kalergi plan is behind mass immigration into the West. The EU is a globalist organisation not a European one.
@@tendrosstoodross2976..having a problem with satire, are we, tendross, me 'ol mucker?😅😅😅
It warms my heart to hear that this Brexit is the most successful Brexit ever and that Brexit has finally come home.
Now that support is so high the UK should really see if it can Brexit some more.
Perhaps someday Britain may be strong enough to even leave this planet altogether.
So long and thanks for the sovereignty 🐬
UK leaving earth would definitely make earth great again
Is there a Brexit-coming-home pop song yet?
Yes! Next leave NATO, which is bound to be brilliant. Then on to unshackling ourselves from the Commonwealth and the UN. Get full isolation done!
A readily achievable goal, in fact many of our business and political leaders have already pioneered the move.
If you can’t trust rich old men who don’t want to pay tax, who can you trust? Don’t forget as Michael Gove said, people are tired of experts. I wonder if people are now tired of rich old men who don’t want to pay tax…
😂 GB News but with more credible presenters and reporters.
Classic 👍👍👍
And much better news.
"Gammon Brexshit Nuuz" demographic, sadly does not overlap.
@@jocosson8892 Why not go live in the EU if it's so great???? Zero problems over there (from what I hear) + no one will understand your re moaning
I'm glad my family and I voted for Brexit. My family and got the Covid vaccine before the EU, because of Brexit.
Only 100% I just read in the Daily Fail it's now 200%
And the express? 250%
My mum always said we must improve maths education. The more ed, the more %, innit?
"Tripped over once and dropped most of his money offshore" 🤣
Aw, that's lovely. It warms the cockles of my heart. ❤ Which is good, because I won't be able to afford any heating this winter, innit. ⛄
I had to sell my cockles to pay the electric bill
The uk got mugged. By itself😂
This one is on the house
@@2adamast Dirty Harry?
@@SirAntoniousBlock mugged by the House of Commons, all honourable people, honourably dirty at most.
By the little english and some Welsh.
@@2adamast Oh, 😂I was referring to the film _Dirty Harry_ where Scorpio pays a (black) thug to beat him up so he can blame it on Harry, Scorpio is such a unlikable racist that the thug beats him up then gives him a few more "on the house for free" lol.
At last, proof that Britain is the most successful Brexit country.
World beating!
Which is a total fantasy!! We are in stagflation with record debt and taxes!! And there is only ONE Brexit country, the UK, so your '"...most successful" comment is meaningless!
@@SirAntoniousBlock ..in political chicanery!
@@bryangeake5826 Sarcasm is lost on you, aye?
@@maartenaalsmeer Brexiteers have no sense of it! So I made sure!
This Brexis is one of a kind. Nobody could have made it like the UK.
"Tripped over and dopped his money offshore" almost made me wee myself. Well done lads. Lovely story.
Nigel “Man of the PayPal “ Farage, who notoriously said that Brexit had failed, gets it wrong ….. again. 😂
The living toerag who said he'd leave if it failed. Lied again but then no-one would give him an EU passport
@@MarkBritten-i5p Germany will give him one, after he has served his minimum sentence of 5 years for filling his citizenship forms with lies. He can then be chucked back to where he came from, or they might just send him to Rwanda, since it is a very safe place to go for a while.
seen the tumbnail: "Please let it be satire, PLEASE LET IT... Oh god thank you. Not another GBNews and Fox style channel" The possibility alone that this could really have been meant seriously gave me the chills 😋
You have many more fabulous Larry and Paul videos to watch, which are probably satire.
What do you mean, “satire”!? This is proper news for proper British people!!!
Indeed.None of your woke lefty GB News or Talk TV stuff here.
These chaps are the real deal. @@DissociatedWomenIncorporated2:05
@@buttyboy100 that Piers Morgan is virtually a communist! Did you know he tried some kind of woke, French cheese named “Brie” once!? Disgusting! I bet he wants to ban football and replace it with foosball on behalf of his vegan Belgian overlords!
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated Why not go live in the EUssr if it's so great???? Zero problems over there (from what I hear) + no one will understand your re moaning
Where's the lie? Brexit has been fantastic, I'd happily do it again. Must dash, my meds have arrived. 👋
You finally were able to get your meds? Brexit has made it harder to get meds.
If he doesn't pick them up inside of the backdated time, they are given to the next sucker.
@@BobHookerhe ordered them just after brexit.
@@BobHooker Why not go live in the EUssr if it's so great???? Zero problems over there (from what I hear) + no one will understand your re moaning
@@toneloc-cz2xi well firstly my ability to go and live in the EU has been drastically interfered with. Secondly I am someone who takes personal responsibility and has worked hard and I am well educated, so my life here in the UK remains good, unlike most Brexiteers. Thirdly I fully intent to movie to someplace like Italy or Greece when I retire, though it is going to be much harder because of Brexit.
I'm surprised at the Beano. I always thought there was a grain of truth in their stories.
It's changed since Dennis went 3D. All full of himself now.
@@weswheel4834 And Lord Snooty was dropped in September 1991 because people were finding him difficult to relate to. A cautionary tale for the people's representative for North East Somerset.
Roger the Dodger was largely based on the memoirs of a tory MP.
Maybe it was the Dandy and not the Beano?
@@stephengraham1153 Apparently Lord Snooty changed his name and ran for Parliament. He's been spotted kipping on a bench in the House of Commons.
"Tripped over once and dropped most of his money offshore" - this is just perfect 😂😂
Since the Brexit success is so obvious now, the pesky EU will finally relent and voluntarily dissolve. Individual European nations will then most certainly join CPTPP, that very successful trade bloc, conveniently situated on the other side of the world. Thank you Britain, for leading the way once again. Global sunlit uplands, here we come!
After UK left EU , Brits have realised that they can no longer blame EU for the state their country find herself in and that it was UK INCOMPETENT Politicians unable to solve UK problems all along
Actually it's last poll suggests 124% of Brits support Brexit.
Pole? Those who produce the Englisch Passports?
24% dead people yes 👍 😂😂😂😂
@@wolfgangpreier9160viva la France 🇫🇷 ... They hold the gate to little England 🇬🇧 open 😂😂😂
@@-BY205 😂🤣👍Allons, enfants de la patrie!
And in Fahrenheit (not that euro-pish centigrade) it's actually 157% of people
From un European perspective, it is still almost impossible for us to understand that Brits could dare to laugh at themselves in such a cruel and vicious way when, after 7 painful years, everything shows that the damn Brexit has been a true collective suicide, both, from the economic and social point of view; when in 2016 the UK was the 4th world power and one of the most secure and serious democracies in the free world. I'm sorry but I can't laugh at all; I can't because the pain and horror are much greater because of the disastrous results of Brexit!; that can be seen today in the riped flesh and the violated rights of the British people (A poor friend of mine lives and suffers in Blackpool, a place that looks more like a decadent Puerto Rican city, after 126 years of painful American neo-colonialism!, rather than a British city). In fact, historical data reveals to us that the economic effects, inflation and in terms of social and consumer rights, Brexit has been analogous to the economic, social and political disaster that Puerto Rico suffered when it was torn off as war booty (Hispanic War -americana de Cuba) from the Kingdom of Spain (being one of the first most prosperous and richest autonomous regions of Spain) in 1898 to become one of the poorest "unincorporated territories (crude Colony in fact)" of the USA. In fact, the free trade treaties signed by the British Conservative government have not provided any economic relief for the post-Brexit economy and today the UK is more economically and politically isolated than ever in its long history as Puerto Rico is today "thanks to" USA
Well you either laugh or you cry.
I'm glad I voted for Brexit. My family lives in the UK so got the Covid vaccine before the EU, because of Brexit.
We're British.
We endure.
If 40 years of bloody "Eastenders" on TV hasn't destroyed us, nothing will.😊
I think that you'll find that not only did James Dyson keep a team of letter openers in the UK, but also his team here have just won the contract to design, and operate next years Dyson christmas party in Singapore.
Electric car any nearer?
@@johnpoile1451
Electric car, well at least that won't suck, like his vacuums do, but yes probably will be built nearer to Belarus than Britain!
My first encounter with Broken news. Love the sarcasm. Keep them coming guys. Going to subscribe if I have just one more laugh with your next one😂. Harder slower, deeper will be the new tagline in my conversations 🤣
At least I have a PhD in the ‘benefits’ of Brexit, I did my degree within 5 minutes!🤣🤣🤣🤣! It’s also my chosen specialist subject for who wants to be a millionaire
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… and 44% of Brits do not understand that this is not a real news show… 🤦🏻♀️
Thats 52%
😂😂😂😂😢
What I heard was it's the same people that voted Brexit, they also believed all they were told.
What..!... they're not Unicorns but pigs with dildos stuck to their heads...😮
How can it not be real ? Its a man in a suit speaking clipped sentences in a proper accent
I was so impressed by the fervor and focus of the patriotic English people that I accidentally emigrated to the USA. I must get that fixed in a couple of decades or so.
Dude, we're only next door and you're more than welcome, no passport required. Much love from Ireland 🇮🇪💚☘️
Good luck with Mr Duck.
@@noamfinnegan8663have you got a spare room
Ahh bless. I had been worried that brexit may not have been a good idea. Now, I am waving my flag patriotically, up to my ankles in human excrement, as that is all I have left.
you what?
I am campaigning to have a Brexit dispenser on my high street, where the old shops used to be.
"Harder, slower, and deeper" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
That's what she said loooool
Image the instant timber felling effect those words would have coming out of Farage's face.
Thank you for confirming what 100% of us already know.
If you watch the « live » from Brussels, you’ll notice that Belgians have switched from right to wrong (I mean left) drive overnight! I think they’ll soon replace metric by imperial, too.😅
It does make you proud to be British, it's made playing poo sticks in our local rivers that much easier. ✊👍👊✌️💚🌍.
it made it harder when i played it cos i couldnt tell which was mine...😉
@@iaindunbar1578 I would be worried if I _could_ tell which was mine!
Youshould rename them 'pooh' surely.....
@@normanchristie4524 No today it is POO sticks, welcome to Tory Britain!
I think the only thing the EU isn't going to be able take away from the poor old Poms is their sardonic sense of humour.
The EU took nothing away - we threw it away!
Even your humour isn't as good as it used to be...
Satire, the one thing left good about England post Brexit.😂
Dude, we're only next door and you're more than welcome, no passport required. Much love from Ireland 🇮🇪💚☘️
@@noamfinnegan8663 The irony is that for the first time in 800 years of English interference in the island of Ireland and the enormous suffering and trouble directly caused by that, Ireland is now in a stronger economic and political position than England; and after the 30 years of ‘The Troubles’ and violence waged for a united Ireland it looks like Brexit is going to enable that ambition more efficiently than any amount of political violence ever did. The hope for the future is that young English will not tolerate the stupidity of Brexit and fix this embarrassing blunder made by those fooled by the grubby little chancers like Farage and the far right of the Tory party. ‘History says, don't hope on this side of the grave. But then, once in a lifetime…etc etc…’
@@fan7a that was a joy to read☘️
Satire ? What do you mean satire ? This channel only bring the truth, such as GBnews or TalkTV.
At last a sensible news team we can trust.
I love reading rants from selfish people whose plans to retire to Europe are now ruined and think, "Result!"
Tough luck, you'll have to stay in Britain and support your local high street.
2 years should work on factories if they want too, thank Nigel for Brexit, because without protection laws now they can, that's freedom baby.
As someone who voted Remain, I now confirm my eyes have been opened and Brexit was a stroke of genius and want to do it again :)
Harder and deeper?
I agree! The ONLY reason I want to rejoin is so we can do it all again. Much longer next time. A couple of thousand years should do quite nicely.
Future me couldn’t forget this government, even if I wanted too 🤔
Exciting times 🤪
Well, I for one am absolutely thrilled with Brexshit! There's a good flow of Brexshit off all of our shores, which makes Brexshit seem the most patriotic Brexshit we'll ever get! Soon we'll see Brexshit all over the country! Brexshit will be helping keep our food standards for decades and will be on everyone's dinner plate by the end of the year! If you're not for Brexshit then you're missing out, frankly.
(My autocorrect tried to change Brexshit to Brexit for some reason I can't seem to fathom...)
The Beano has higher journalistic standards than that - although it is easy to confuse Lord Snooty with Jacob Rees-Mogg.
You could get sued by the Beano for including them with that list of liars.
The beautiful irony that the ad sponsor before the video was Nigel Farage's investment scheme.😂
This happens far too often. Ugh.
I've helped f*** up the country, now give me your money, I've got a hot tip for the 3:10 at Chepstow.
An excellent example of unbiased news reporting as always although you forgot to report on the herds of unicorns roaming the fields of Essex.
Unicorns in Essex aren't roaming, they are tied to ploughs.
@@martinlee465 and yet Brexit Britain has more unicorns (startups valued at over $1 billion) than any EU country.
@@zorrodmIf a startup business is worth over a billion then its a pyramid scheme
@daneenmurf1043 is that jealousy? Don't be jealous mate. Brexit Britain is simply better than broken EU.
@@zorrodm You must excuse me a moment, i'm busy eating something marked " Not To Be Sold In EU "
Oh wait, thats not me !
Its you !
Could have lifted directly from GB news…
Sorry I support the Beano, it would not believe this rubbish
We retract our outrageous slur.
Just found your channel . brilliant .and i will recommend it guys ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️👍👍👍👍👍👍
Thank you! Please do share it far and wide!
If there were a foot shooting competition the English would be world champs.
The Beano is a more factual read than the other comics mentioned
Yeah, I thought that might be a bit libellous!
@@markwelch3564 The Beano reference was pretty damn funny. I guess this is the only Brexit benefit, a country that thinks it can lecture the world is now the world's greatest laughing stock. Everyone likes a good comedy 🙄
@@mikw1809 even in humour, we need to stand up for the reputation of quality outlets like the Beano! It may well be the last honest publication standing 😁
Harder... Slower and deeper...
The very words I live by.
I thought that was the title of a Czech porn movie.
Swimming in E-Coli contaminated rivers is a brexit benefit.
The brexit Paradox is that any govt capable of delivering brexit wouldn't
F#*king brilliant! 👌👍😂🏴😂
I see Brussels is having one of its occasional "let's all drive on the left" days
They only drove on the right to annoy us. There's no need now because of Brexit.
Much love and appreciation from Ireland ☘️
Ridiculously funny 🤣🤣🤣
Send us your brightest and best, no passport required. 😎
We'd also like to thank all the brexiteers for their great unselfish effort in bringing about the end of the Union. As a lifelong Sínn Fein supporter I'm delighted to say reunification of Ireland would have taken decades longer without your selfishness.
Gó raibh míle amaith agút 💚 a hundred thousand thanks 🌈
Brexiteers and I remain committed to a better, fairer, reunited Ireland with economic liberty for all.
Free all Celtic nation's
🏴💙🇮🇪🤍🏴
Alba go bragh, Erín go bragh agus Cymru go bragh 💚
Hate to break it to you. But Northern Ireland remains in the UK.
So completely at odds with reality, thank goodness!
Although I agree 100 % to that study, I'm wondering why the Cars in the background drive on the left side. This is not Brussels! Are you doing fake news?
It's terrible to say but, It's sometimes funny to watch some Brexiteers politician doing all in the wrong way but doing it confidently. But to be honest, it is Even more funny, when they succeed
Of course, Scotsit followed by Welshit and then NIxit well leave us with Englit and, strangely, I have an O level in that...
Plus my shares in the sovereign tea company have rocketed. That's a win win in my book.
Could you try some satire next time? This factual reporting isn't funny, just makes me want to cry.
No it's not true, actually its over 259% and its growing
Hard agree. Please share!
tory rag readers try not to uncritically believe everything they read without bothering to question its accuracy and bias challenge (impossible)
Dammit - I applied for a new passport today when I opened it, it was Irish. Crap, that means I'm still "in"… but never mind, I'm still a patriot. Bye.
I am a remainer and have put myself up for adoption by any EU citizen. Please help😢
Brilliant. On the day the Tories showed we can have higher standards than the EU by allowing the sale of food with lower standards than the EU.
God, this country has gone to shit:
After the success of Brexit, it's hard to understand why other EU member states haven't left already LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looking forward to a new “Lovely Story”.
Saddened by lack of a “Lovely Story”, but so heartened by being “Proudly British”.
Thanks Guys.
you would think it was published by the "City Of London Corporation"
Its COMING HOME its COMING HOME la la la la la Brexit is coming HOME !!!!!!!
Which poll was this !
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaww !
The only one that matters.
Harder, slower and deeper is how Britons have been taking rich men who don't like paying taxes for centuries
I thought the figure was up 125.4% if you use the imperial system.
Good to get some unbiased, more centrist and HONEST reporting. Had enough of woke LIES from leftist media!
😂😂😂😂
Brilliant parody.
This was honestly incredible
You have to love the English sense of humour.
But this is a SERIOUS report?!
*Control Freak*
You were wrong to leave me
You listened to horrible lies
I never told you how to live your life
I always thought about what was best for you
I never took advantage
The money you put in - I used wisely
I always considered you
You still believe lies that, I controlled you
If you leave I'll make it difficult for you
You know part of you thinks I'm right
I know part of you wants to stay
You'll never make it on your own - you'll see
Your new friends are only using you
You have no true friends
Your old friends like me and my friends more
You will be worse off without me
All my friends think you were wrong to leave me
They don't even like you any more
I heard you're regretting leaving me
Well, don't come crawling back to me
I have moved on as you can see
I'm better off without you
I'm so over you
You're not though, because none of you will ever stfu about us.
And the Beano.
Hey!
Don't be doing The Beano down like that!
And... Ratcliff is now permanent resident in Monaco, meaning make money in England and spend it in France :) :) :) 🤣🤣🤣
Monaco
@@ATHLDN the house on the left: ruclips.net/video/Ec6QIZOj44Q/видео.htmlsi=hF0BpgodxDVXbugq&t=2
Grace Kelly went to Monaco, and it didn't do her any good.
😂😂 superb, frighteningly close to reality.
As long as you keep your great humor there's still hope.
We need 'What a lovely story" tees! 😉
Yes! I'd buy.
Farage has a wrecking ball called the Tory.
We don’t need public services.
If I’m ever stabbed in the street I should just open an app and send an email to there support team, where I’ll eventually receive a reply 3 weeks later and be taken to hospital by someone on a zero hours contract.
Don't forget to give 6 to 8 weeks notice of any devastating house fire you expect to suffer.
And Belgium has also started driving on the left 🤣
It’s like watching GB News
I'm all for well researched stories. And using such well funded, professional and definitely not Tufton Street AstroTurf lobby groups pretending to be think tanks is a great use of resources.
But slander such as this cannot be allowed to spread Messers Fafferschnacker & Lounge. Including such an awesome publication as The Beano in with those disgraced and disgraceful rags? Unacceptable. 🤬
(Great job as ever gents! 😁)
Loved the last line "we are aware it looks like we are willing to destroy our own country in order to make more money". Which is the absolute truth.
I remember Dyson the great patriot!
Brilliant! but sadly true.
So why does Britons keep complaining about the EU??? 😂🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
No idea?
Blame transference and projection, we're good at it.
If only all the rest of the Brexit Media were this honest
How dare you slander the Beano.
Brilliant & so true!!
Good. You wanted out. Now stay out.
This was report was beautifully enhanced by Mr and Mrs Brexit walking past at 0.45! 😂
We've never had it so good. 🎉
Basically the real news...
Time for a second referendum !
I'm a Briton who doesn't support Brexit. So, here goes your 100% down the drain...
You definitely support it, you just don't know it yet.
@@larryandpaul I have no single compelling reason to support Brexit. We just shot ourselves in our foot by opting for Brexit. The UK economy is in tatters now and we have become a laughing stock to the rest of the world...
Perfect, now get on with it!