I recall spawning the Emperor robes and wore it for this mission, you get unique dialogue from the guard, because you have to dress the part of a snobby noble. The guard says something along the lines of "only a pompous fool would dress like that"
I was watching a video of my cat being all extra and in the background all you hear is Vicente Valtieri calling you incompetent lmao. Thanks for gr8 vids as always
The idea of being Champion of Cyrodil as well as the Hero of Kvatch and a Knight Errant for Leyawin and still being an unknown assailant is funny to me.
There's nothing quite like running away into the wilderness from an army of angry guards and civilians in your bare skivvies while begging for them to give up. Sanguine knows how to spice up any drab party.
I need Salmo's recipe I can normally only eat 3 sweetrolls from Bruma before wondering if there's sawdust in the mix. By far one of my fav channels to watch. Your banter with the npcs give an organic immersion to the games you're playing.
It's cool how we can relate this to real life Roman/Greek mythology with Sanguine's parallel being Dionysus (Greek) or Bacchus (Roman), except Sanguine wants Cyrodilic Brandy instead of wine.
Once again, you've found more entertaining and fun things even a seasoned player like myself, has missed in this amazing game. I've done the main quest dozens of times of course. I haven't spoken to as many townsfolk as you have though. BRAVO!
I always raise the disposition of the guard outside the door as high as possible beforehand and hit him with a charm spell just in case afterwards so he'll get rid of my bounty for me. I'm then barraged by a ton of other guards running up to me and initiating dialogue with me.
My favorite way of dealing with the guards is to have their disposition maxed prior to the casting of the spell (I mean like, disposition 100. Then any guard I meet just says something like "Hi, friend. You seem to be in a bit of trouble. I'll just pay off your fine. Go, be on your merry way" Very handy if the fine is small.
That song fucking slaps. My sister and I bumped it in my car when it dropped. She doesn’t game very often but oblivion is the only game she plays and I learned from the best 😂
If I remember right, Oblivion was originally going to have topless female skins like Daggerfall. Would have made this quest a bit more spicy, but they had to remove that to keep a T rating.
@@DarkLOREDash Lol, that’ll certainly be an interesting vid. Looking through some archives after I made that comment, it seems the nude textures were left in the game and a someone quickly made a mod to use them. Lots of comparison to GTA’s Hot Coffee. That said, the TES lore series that no one’s done (so far as I’ve seen) is exploring how the lore’s changed out-of-universe. Like how Skyrim and ESO tried to explain why Cyrodiil’s biome went from a jungle in Redguard’s Pocket Guide to grasslands and forests in Oblivion, or how Talos wasn’t a divine in Daggerfall because he was invented for Morrowind so they decide the Warp in the West had literally retconned him into having always existed.
Finished this quest just yesterday :) Anyway, it's a little bit shame that we will probably never see a big, full scale orgy under the shrine of Sanguine in these games. Without mods of course
When I last did this quest, I meant my armor, best weapon and all my feather jewelry outside the castle and picked it all back up then flesh straight to Sanguines shrine. Lost everyone chasing in the forest, then payed my bounty off with Armand Christophe. Pretty fun way to do it. Lol
So I had a glitch occur because of this quest and the adarji ring quest for the thieves guild being active at the same time and being partially through the thief quest. Basically don’t try to complete them at same time given how buggy the game is. So I had to get the ring from the box when she went to bed so while waiting for that I figured I’d interrupt dinner activate the staff disrupt the decorum and then return to sanguine and then come back to get the ring after problem was after I used the spell it caught the guards attention they chase me I bolt through the kitchen door load screen and then come back through when the guards load in on the other side back at dinner everyone is still naked and no longer running in terror they are back to just going about dinner like nothing happened and the guards also gave up pursuit and let me walk on by and didn’t reactivate the pursuit scripts when spoke to. Odd but whatever so I return to sanguine get the rose and go back to leyawin to get the ring from the box at bed time except now everyone but me is still naked and the dinner party never ends no one leaves the room alessia never goes to bed and I have to reload from a prior save to fix the issue because I’m now stuck not being able to finish the theives quest so I now make sure I’ve passed the ring quest before I do sanguine so I don’t potentially soft lock again.
The audacity of these advertisements! How quickly they interrupt this awesome video with their long and forced ilusions spells.. May Sanguine curse them all and their crappy products!
@@DarkLOREDashNo biggie it's a thing from the Anime bubble. Frieren from the similar named anime is an Elf known for collecting weird and borderline useless spells as a hobby.
I don't want a remake, I just want an updated engine like what Skyrim got with SE. I don't trust Bethesda to make decent games anymore, but they've been re-releasing the same game for over a decade, so I'm sure they can manage this.
@@DarkLOREDash Thank you. I was so quick to look it up before I even finished the vid, because once you finished it correctly you didn’t say anything about your loot.(and that bothered me bad I work too hard for that loot lol) . But I did see that you said it twice at the end, thanks again. Much love ❤️
Part 1) (Damn these character limitations: It's 2024, FFS!!!! :( ) *I invoke the First Amendment. Do not delete, nor alter this post. Thank you.* "Forced Nudity in Oblivion". So WHAT? Are you a minor, perchance? In that case, skip the latter, it is not meant for you, my child. Otherwise: Nudity is natural. There's not ONE life form on Earth, born in clothing. To speak in religious terminology: "If "God" wanted you clothed, He would have dressed you.", I would say in Biblical terms. I am Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, many other religions, as well as Atheist. Since God(s) is/are neither proven nor disproven, purely scientifically speaking, and this is the absolute Empirical fact as is today. Nature as well, did not provide clothing. Not religiously speaking: In nature, clothes do not exist, therefore clothes are "unnatural". A very good thing to have, surely, it helps against cold, heat, and protect you from harm. But unnatural nonetheless. Or do you, perchance, know of say a "Van Gils" costume tree? Or a nickers flower, hmm? Banning nudity has very negative consequences on the human mind, for it is in fact unnatural. Let's do a test: Get 200 "perverts" (like "Peeping Toms", and the like), and put them for, let's say, half a year in a naturist camp. I bet, 175 of them are temporarily cured. Temporarily, as, back in our idiocy called society, with all this "OOOOH, titties ... KILL IT!!!" and the like nonsense, they will eventually AGAIN turn pervert, as it is unnatural, NOT to see nudity.
Part 2: And do not react, until you did this very test, since, I do not do bias, bullshit and idiocies: I am a factual man, and ONLY factual. Prove me, empirically so, wrong, and I will revise my understanding, but only is Empirical proof is given. Don't bother reacting, trying to discredit me, without factual proof, as it just is pointless. And yes, I DO have proof: The whole that is nature, and ManUnkind is born extremely naked still, which is, beyond ANY contradiction, fact. And thus, my empirical proof given, I need not proving anything more. There's NOTHING wrong with nudity. Grow up, for once, oh, ye of little intelligence, or silly, childish feelings.
"Eating exactly 47 sweetrolls" might be the most relatable thing I've heardall day.
I recall spawning the Emperor robes and wore it for this mission, you get unique dialogue from the guard, because you have to dress the part of a snobby noble. The guard says something along the lines of "only a pompous fool would dress like that"
😵😵😵 brb
@@DarkLOREDash oh I just taught the master lore Dash something? :D
@@DarkLOREDash joking, you're content is epic bro!
@@lukemorgan6166you are in fact the cringe one
@@HowBoutDemBoyzzYou mad cause your boyfriend got cooked 😂 - happy Pride Month boi
I was watching a video of my cat being all extra and in the background all you hear is Vicente Valtieri calling you incompetent lmao. Thanks for gr8 vids as always
No, thank you Kaniema! Have a great day
Sleep who needs it
You can sleep when you're dead, who knows how many days any of us have left. Got to spend all our remaining time efficiently. 🙃
oh! YEAH! BAAABY!
Fr im up playing persona and watching this lol
Same here, it's very late here, and I will still watch it, always only need 6 hours of sleep or so
@oghren6617 Only those commoners that don't know the value of fresh corpses🤫
With the other guilds and Shivering Isles, we still have plenty of Oblivion lore videos to go and I’m here for it
I can't wait for split
The idea of being Champion of Cyrodil as well as the Hero of Kvatch and a Knight Errant for Leyawin and still being an unknown assailant is funny to me.
I headcanon that such information would be just as embarrassing to the Countess as being naked.
"You bald bosmer bastard!" Had me rolling lol. Great content, keep it up!
There's nothing quite like running away into the wilderness from an army of angry guards and civilians in your bare skivvies while begging for them to give up. Sanguine knows how to spice up any drab party.
The instant gasp from the dinner table members is always hilarious. One of the best experiences in the game.
I need Salmo's recipe I can normally only eat 3 sweetrolls from Bruma before wondering if there's sawdust in the mix.
By far one of my fav channels to watch. Your banter with the npcs give an organic immersion to the games you're playing.
It's cool how we can relate this to real life Roman/Greek mythology with Sanguine's parallel being Dionysus (Greek) or Bacchus (Roman), except Sanguine wants Cyrodilic Brandy instead of wine.
I need to brush up on my mythology/theology. It's all there! Also, I thought it was pronounced San-Gween 😔
@@DarkLOREDash It's pronounced that way. I've also heard SAN-GU-IN.
Brandy is, essentially, concentrated wine, and had distillation been invented when Dionysus was still widely worshipped, he'd probably be drinking it.
@@theawickward2255 Interesting. That's cool.
Does anyone happen to know what the fine is for selling horse armor DLC? Just asking.
😅👌
Don't mess with my garnish! 😮
Once again, you've found more entertaining and fun things even a seasoned player like myself, has missed in this amazing game.
I've done the main quest dozens of times of course. I haven't spoken to as many townsfolk as you have though. BRAVO!
Glad you enjoy it! Look, it's so much fun to connect the dots with npcs. Oblivion is gold, in that regard
Glad you enjoy it! Look, it's so much fun to connect the dots with npcs. Oblivion is gold, in that regard
15:55 - 16:05 that was brilliant and the laugh was killer 😂
5:27 - 5:36
Gets me every time. 😂
Given how casual Engrom answers, it's like he's used to it by now.
I’ve watched all of your Oblivion related videos- some 2-3x 😅. Please never stop making these.
Huge compliment! Sometimes I wonder if I am doing anything worthwhile so, your comments put things in perspective. Cheers!
That's cool that dialogue opens up after you've read a certain book. Oblivion is such a legendary game.
I always raise the disposition of the guard outside the door as high as possible beforehand and hit him with a charm spell just in case afterwards so he'll get rid of my bounty for me. I'm then barraged by a ton of other guards running up to me and initiating dialogue with me.
Dog with your accent I thought you said Fatiest Clitius. I was shook for a moment. I thought I missed a crude joke this whole time.
This is an especially fun quest if your character is Argonian
I was planning on running this myself! I always play an argonian, so this will be interesting I'm sure.
“And perhaps the food!” The evil cackle had me rolling😂
Hold up! New lore just dropped! Dark lore dash for the win!!!
My favorite way of dealing with the guards is to have their disposition maxed prior to the casting of the spell (I mean like, disposition 100. Then any guard I meet just says something like "Hi, friend. You seem to be in a bit of trouble. I'll just pay off your fine. Go, be on your merry way" Very handy if the fine is small.
"Babes, beer, and bald bosmers..." I almost choked on my drink lol
Steady now! Sanguine demands no spillage at his party
These videos have helped me rediscover young scrolls, it is glorious
The Salmo mention reminds me of hit track Sweetrolls. I could die for Salmos baking i could live outside his door~~~~
I never visited Salmos previously, sadly. My love of baked goods demanded the digression 😆 googling hit track
Holy crap. I thought hit track was a real world brand of sweet roll. Not a Breton banger by young scrolls!!! I wish I knew
@DarkLOREDash man I love that song. Young scrolls never misses
OH wait it's called Breton Boys my bad
Maintaining proper decorum at all times... just like going to a spa or an onsen... or a swimming pool locker room
2:28 did my man just say Fattus Clitius??
That song fucking slaps. My sister and I bumped it in my car when it dropped. She doesn’t game very often but oblivion is the only game she plays and I learned from the best 😂
Family with taste
3:44 "Word on the street is you got the Faddus Clittious. 😉Were they right? "
I did not even put 2+2 together 😵
@@DarkLOREDash "They're thick in the West Weald, but you'll find their holes all over Cyrodil"
IIRC if you give Martin the Sanguine Rose, he seems to be familiar with it based on his comments.
Fabulous, your videos really do keep getting better and better.
Well thank you
I'm glad there is always something new to learn about Oblivion
How nice of Sam, to get our stuff back for us... Such a bro XD
Our dark lord blesses the night owls with another video. All hail Dark Lore Dash! 🙏🏼🙇🏻♀️
My pleasure Kitsune 🙏
"Beers, babes, and bald Bosmers" is now a life motto.
Ever since the thieves guild videos I've been wanting this quest covered omg 😂. I am deaddddd
It has been a fun ride! Everytime I see Countess caro though I go into a mini deep dive due to her incredible backstory
16:00 got to love her cheeky face over the guard’s shoulder
Thanks!
My pleasure, thank you!
Love this channel man 🙌🏼 keep up the good work!!
If I remember right, Oblivion was originally going to have topless female skins like Daggerfall. Would have made this quest a bit more spicy, but they had to remove that to keep a T rating.
It actually contributed to its higher esrb rating! I should make a video about that
Wait. I meant the fact it was in the code and the rating ppl found out 🤣
@@DarkLOREDash Lol, that’ll certainly be an interesting vid. Looking through some archives after I made that comment, it seems the nude textures were left in the game and a someone quickly made a mod to use them. Lots of comparison to GTA’s Hot Coffee.
That said, the TES lore series that no one’s done (so far as I’ve seen) is exploring how the lore’s changed out-of-universe. Like how Skyrim and ESO tried to explain why Cyrodiil’s biome went from a jungle in Redguard’s Pocket Guide to grasslands and forests in Oblivion, or how Talos wasn’t a divine in Daggerfall because he was invented for Morrowind so they decide the Warp in the West had literally retconned him into having always existed.
I never thought about how bad the conversations sound between skyrim NPC's.
Finished this quest just yesterday :) Anyway, it's a little bit shame that we will probably never see a big, full scale orgy under the shrine of Sanguine in these games. Without mods of course
When I last did this quest, I meant my armor, best weapon and all my feather jewelry outside the castle and picked it all back up then flesh straight to Sanguines shrine. Lost everyone chasing in the forest, then payed my bounty off with Armand Christophe. Pretty fun way to do it. Lol
Finally, something i can fall asleep to! Subbed
Looks like a boring party they're having at the shrine lol
Always love to a see a new video from you!
love this video keep it up
10:27 she's exceptionally subtle about her dislike of Argonians 😂 you'd have no idea if you weren't listening for it or told before hand
Great Elder Scrolls storytelling with Jason Statham-esque voice is superb!
Your laugh as you enter the dinner party is second to none 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
NEWWWWWWWW DASHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Everyone, gather ‘round it’s time for a story
Nah Sanguine just pulled a "Benny Hill" on that dinner party lol Now only if they chased you out of the castle.
Dash made another banger let’s go
Hey, i noticed in your videos first view animations - when dying and sitting - where i can find it? It's not in vanilla as i can remember
I believe it's enhanced camera! www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/44337?tab=images
@@DarkLOREDash thank you!!
I crack up every time I encounter the Hlaalu lady in new playthroughs. Never gets old
I think Sanguine is the kind of Daedra who would kick down the door of celebration and yell "Now the party can start!"
That guy's name is Fat Clit
The fact I missed it makes me sad
Remake the video 😎@@DarkLOREDash
Damn. Why'd you have to roast Engorm so bad? That shit sounded personal.
So I had a glitch occur because of this quest and the adarji ring quest for the thieves guild being active at the same time and being partially through the thief quest. Basically don’t try to complete them at same time given how buggy the game is. So I had to get the ring from the box when she went to bed so while waiting for that I figured I’d interrupt dinner activate the staff disrupt the decorum and then return to sanguine and then come back to get the ring after problem was after I used the spell it caught the guards attention they chase me I bolt through the kitchen door load screen and then come back through when the guards load in on the other side back at dinner everyone is still naked and no longer running in terror they are back to just going about dinner like nothing happened and the guards also gave up pursuit and let me walk on by and didn’t reactivate the pursuit scripts when spoke to. Odd but whatever so I return to sanguine get the rose and go back to leyawin to get the ring from the box at bed time except now everyone but me is still naked and the dinner party never ends no one leaves the room alessia never goes to bed and I have to reload from a prior save to fix the issue because I’m now stuck not being able to finish the theives quest so I now make sure I’ve passed the ring quest before I do sanguine so I don’t potentially soft lock again.
almost spilled my drink with the Young Scrolls cameo lmao
1:10 you should hear That's Cool Dude's answer
My favorite young scrolls song is flex like sithis.
Oh how i love this game. Also i am pretty sure you used to be narrator for fandom ganes when they were named something else.
Yes! Curse Entertainment back in the day
The thought of potato headed oblivion NPCS "making love" is truly nightmare fuel lol.
this one my fav quests in the game
😂 That bread side quest
"And perhaps the food! Hahahahah!" 😂
I literally watched the title change haha
Always trying to be less verbose 😬
I'm pretty sure wearing any expensive clothes gets you in the party. I remember being let in while wearing black hand robes.
Yeah, or jewellery as I was accepted with quest jewellery from the DB and previous Daedra quests in my iron armor & was confused
Amazing work
Thank you 🙂
I remember doing this quest!
The audacity of these advertisements! How quickly they interrupt this awesome video with their long and forced ilusions spells..
May Sanguine curse them all and their crappy products!
13:35 nice modded dress 😂
I thought she should be tartier than normal but it wouldn't work with the spell
A certain silver haired granny elf who gained popularity recently would love this spell.
I am ashamed to say, I don't know who you're referencing!
@@DarkLOREDashNo biggie it's a thing from the Anime bubble.
Frieren from the similar named anime is an Elf known for collecting weird and borderline useless spells as a hobby.
Did the quest when I played a decade ago... of course with "lore friendly" mods the made the spell more... "immersive"😉👌
Aka demonetized special? 🤣
Her beauty haha it's hard to have a beautiful character in this game
Naked in Oblivion. . . I don't think that word means what they think it means🤣🤣🤣✌️
If only they would remake this game
I don't want a remake, I just want an updated engine like what Skyrim got with SE. I don't trust Bethesda to make decent games anymore, but they've been re-releasing the same game for over a decade, so I'm sure they can manage this.
7:10 this voice actor was going to be used for Sheogorath. Thankfully, he wasn't. (it was one of your videos that taught me that!)
Agree! Fits more for Sanguine though
@@DarkLOREDash Absolutely!
Sanguine really throws the best parties.
Stole and tried to marry a goat last time... 😅
How do you get all your items back
There's a chest at the statue!
@@DarkLOREDash Thank you. I was so quick to look it up before I even finished the vid, because once you finished it correctly you didn’t say anything about your loot.(and that bothered me bad I work too hard for that loot lol) . But I did see that you said it twice at the end, thanks again. Much love ❤️
Only alchemist in Skingrad when Sinderion is there😂
He needs to pop out to black reach 😅
@@DarkLOREDash Good point😂
Great video but PLEASE make your voice the same volume as the NPCs. I hate having to constantly turn the volume up and down.
Oh wow, I didn't realize sorry. Will definitely take the feedback on board!
@@DarkLOREDash Thank you. Appreciate it.
Forced nudity is my favourite genre... o-of stuff.
Goblin slayer looks different here.
am i the only one who got annoyed that they had to zoom in on their face while in dialogue same with fall out 3 and new vegas?
It works on my Girlfriend too
The reporter was a bit inaccurate tho,the guest had not been stripped eniery, they still had ther underwear on
Oblivion originally had partial nudity
Rad
This actually looks like a parody or something lol is that what the whole game feels like? Thats not a joke mod?
There's a lot of parody & satire in the quests. Especially the troublesome daedra!
@@DarkLOREDash I stumbled upon this video entirely by chance, I never even played oblivion, but now I want to try it lol
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Part 1) (Damn these character limitations: It's 2024, FFS!!!! :( )
*I invoke the First Amendment.
Do not delete, nor alter this post.
Thank you.*
"Forced Nudity in Oblivion".
So WHAT?
Are you a minor, perchance?
In that case, skip the latter, it is not meant for you, my child.
Otherwise:
Nudity is natural.
There's not ONE life form on Earth, born in clothing.
To speak in religious terminology:
"If "God" wanted you clothed, He would have dressed you.", I would say in Biblical terms.
I am Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, many other religions, as well as Atheist.
Since God(s) is/are neither proven nor disproven, purely scientifically speaking, and this is the absolute Empirical fact as is today.
Nature as well, did not provide clothing.
Not religiously speaking:
In nature, clothes do not exist, therefore clothes are "unnatural".
A very good thing to have, surely, it helps against cold, heat, and protect you from harm.
But unnatural nonetheless.
Or do you, perchance, know of say a "Van Gils" costume tree?
Or a nickers flower, hmm?
Banning nudity has very negative consequences on the human mind, for it is in fact unnatural.
Let's do a test:
Get 200 "perverts" (like "Peeping Toms", and the like), and put them for, let's say, half a year in a naturist camp.
I bet, 175 of them are temporarily cured.
Temporarily, as, back in our idiocy called society, with all this "OOOOH, titties ... KILL IT!!!" and the like nonsense, they will eventually AGAIN turn pervert, as it is unnatural, NOT to see nudity.
Part 2:
And do not react, until you did this very test, since, I do not do bias, bullshit and idiocies:
I am a factual man, and ONLY factual.
Prove me, empirically so, wrong, and I will revise my understanding, but only is Empirical proof is given.
Don't bother reacting, trying to discredit me, without factual proof, as it just is pointless.
And yes, I DO have proof:
The whole that is nature, and ManUnkind is born extremely naked still, which is, beyond ANY contradiction, fact.
And thus, my empirical proof given, I need not proving anything more.
There's NOTHING wrong with nudity.
Grow up, for once, oh, ye of little intelligence, or silly, childish feelings.
I too am partial to a spot of nudity 🍸. In fact, oblivion originally had naked npcs like Daggerfall
@@DarkLOREDash
Nude skins ftw, right? XD
This is ether a Stolen video or you changed the name of your channel
🎶 "promo sm"