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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @jordanmullarkey5658
    @jordanmullarkey5658 4 года назад +2354

    I havnt seen 2 bowling balls have such a interesting conversation since I dropped acid at the bowling alley

    • @roshill2010
      @roshill2010 4 года назад +37

      My dude 🤣. Just a couple of balls.

    • @CLuvTravels
      @CLuvTravels 4 года назад +15

      bravo...bravo

    • @buhlawkaydaboy6129
      @buhlawkaydaboy6129 4 года назад +17

      Best comment I’ve seen in a minute lol

    • @nelsonchike4812
      @nelsonchike4812 4 года назад +10

      Good joke dude, sounds straight out of "The Big Lebowski"

    • @EdwardEstacado
      @EdwardEstacado 4 года назад +2

      Who goes to a bowling alley in 2020?

  • @gpan3762
    @gpan3762 5 лет назад +2078

    Really glad they decided to go for matching hairstyles today!

    • @DanielJimenez-fy3hv
      @DanielJimenez-fy3hv 5 лет назад +23

      G Pan they combed it to the side today.

    • @scottbarr4249
      @scottbarr4249 5 лет назад +11

      There was no HIMS when they were younger.

    • @chinmaymenon887
      @chinmaymenon887 5 лет назад +8

      Hair style implies control, this is more a hairline thang

    • @toniclife1971
      @toniclife1971 5 лет назад +15

      I'm glad those headphones have padding at the top.

    • @edwardfights4900
      @edwardfights4900 5 лет назад +3

      Lol I miss my hair

  •  5 лет назад +762

    It's gon be a hella lit day fellas.
    Bill Burr on JRE in the morning.
    Bill Burr on Netflix at night.
    Life is good.

    • @cheepymcpeepy
      @cheepymcpeepy 5 лет назад +4

      Bùi Hiếu
      I got way too stoked when I saw this. Gonna carry me through the day!

    • @megamixa
      @megamixa 5 лет назад +4

      I got this JRE episode, and the fight companion episode from over the weekend. Then I got Bill Burr's special when I get home.
      Today is going to be a really good day.

    • @martinlouis911
      @martinlouis911 5 лет назад +8

      ALL DAY!

    • @SkuIIKn1ght
      @SkuIIKn1ght 5 лет назад +4

      My thoughts exactly lol, hope everyone has a good day

    • @ianogea1284
      @ianogea1284 5 лет назад

      That’s the plan

  • @thedonofthsht76-58
    @thedonofthsht76-58 4 года назад +1801

    Bill Burr proving you can be bald and redhead at the same time

    • @skolvikes4592
      @skolvikes4592 4 года назад +33

      TheDonofthsht76 - I’m bald with a red beard too 😂 even if I shave you can still somehow just tell I’m ginger

    • @skolvikes4592
      @skolvikes4592 4 года назад +4

      TheDonofthsht76 - I’m bald with a red beard too 😂 even if I shave you can still somehow just tell I’m ginger

    • @francescofavro8890
      @francescofavro8890 4 года назад +6

      bill burr is a redhead in his soul-

    • @voix9209
      @voix9209 4 года назад +17

      @@francescofavro8890 lack of soul*

    • @skolvikes4592
      @skolvikes4592 4 года назад +9

      Lurking Buddha there is a code. We meet up sometime once a year, I won’t say when, and somewhere in the United States. We are so secretive we won’t expose our real name so I cannot tell you. We have a code. And the shaved head red beard appearance is part of the code

  • @flagstaff1404
    @flagstaff1404 5 лет назад +2808

    If they headbutt, it would look like a thumb war!!!

  • @fortheloveofcake93
    @fortheloveofcake93 5 лет назад +780

    Bill Burr is one of those Joe Rogan podcasts I can listen to in one sitting unbroken no skips.

    • @williammoore7861
      @williammoore7861 5 лет назад +13

      I feel it. Akroyd was a decent one too. Oh and degrasse also. Fuck it was a good week.

    • @dollybaumer2
      @dollybaumer2 5 лет назад +28

      Look at this guy with his free time

    • @4suits704
      @4suits704 5 лет назад +8

      I never skip. Never ever no matter who

    • @carlosmarte3154
      @carlosmarte3154 5 лет назад +6

      dollybaumer2 It’s 2 hours. I can see someone with a family not having the time I guess, but it’s not inconceivable. I turn these on as I’m making dinner and they’re done right a little after I finish eating.

    • @Dtaysh
      @Dtaysh 5 лет назад +2

      @@williammoore7861 Akyroyd seems kind of absolutely crazy.

  • @turdferguson1847
    @turdferguson1847 5 лет назад +606

    I love when Bill is building up to say something hilarious and joe interrupts “pull up that video of the bear eating the deer”
    Bill: “why?”

    • @SamUHells
      @SamUHells 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂 that’s what I’m sayin

    • @kittykittymontero3215
      @kittykittymontero3215 5 лет назад +1

      Joe is a fuckn libtard!

    • @policesquad
      @policesquad 5 лет назад +4

      Has he learned nothing from NDT?

    • @policesquad
      @policesquad 5 лет назад +30

      @@kittykittymontero3215 Great analysis, very on point.

    • @RexKramerDangerSeeker
      @RexKramerDangerSeeker 5 лет назад +10

      Everyone was complaining about Neil deGrasse Tyson, but this is SOP for Joe. I like Joe, but man does he kill some good bits or stories by interrupting.

  • @elliottrocha8574
    @elliottrocha8574 4 года назад +1343

    Listening to these two talk about random shit seems to ease my anxiety for some odd reason.

    • @originalastro6737
      @originalastro6737 4 года назад +111

      It's like being in a conversation but you don't have to worry that you'll say anything that ruins the flow :)

    • @IhatenaldsMcDo
      @IhatenaldsMcDo 4 года назад +8

      @@originalastro6737 lol it's just watching two people talk. You aren't part of the conversation. You're merely commenting on the conversation.

    • @bluehaven8472
      @bluehaven8472 4 года назад +79

      IhatenaldsMcDo *U must be fun at parties*

    • @IhatenaldsMcDo
      @IhatenaldsMcDo 4 года назад +4

      @@bluehaven8472 lol you must either enjoy pointing out the obvious or being a sarcastic tool but then again I don't know you and I don't enjoy assumptions so take your pick buddy.

    • @elliottrocha8574
      @elliottrocha8574 4 года назад +49

      @@IhatenaldsMcDo don't be so bitter mate, cheer up.

  • @JuICyBLiinGeR
    @JuICyBLiinGeR 5 лет назад +819

    Oh shit! I almost skipped this because I thought it was an old Bill Burr episode. And then I saw 1 hour ago I’m like 😧😧😧
    Next: it has to be Chappelle 👌🏻

  • @bostjanferlez5038
    @bostjanferlez5038 5 лет назад +1004

    Dam it netflix. Why do i pay you? If it weren't for joe i wouldn't know about bill's new special

    • @alexesquivel4617
      @alexesquivel4617 5 лет назад +69

      It's not even advertised on their top banner or the "Popular on Netflix" category. Shit's nuts!

    • @Gunbudder
      @Gunbudder 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah I almost didnt find it even when searching for it directly

    • @mcfprospect
      @mcfprospect 5 лет назад

      Faxxx

    • @ilikespacedinosaurs
      @ilikespacedinosaurs 5 лет назад +32

      It was on the top banner for me, but yeah, netflix needs to stop creating an eccochamber of similar shit for the user and just split things into genres with options for alphabetical order or latest releases. They need to stop reccommending me shit, it's not good for your brain to just see the similar shit all the time. I didn't even realise they have EVERY STAR TREK SERIES

    • @GunShineState123
      @GunShineState123 5 лет назад

      Boštjan Ferlež why would you pay for Netflix?

  • @aashishsninanninan5415
    @aashishsninanninan5415 5 лет назад +2470

    Joe please bring Dave Chappelle and Bill burr on your show together.

    • @dogsbreakfast4952
      @dogsbreakfast4952 5 лет назад +75

      He doesn’t want to come on or he would have already

    • @pepperidgefarms165
      @pepperidgefarms165 5 лет назад +50

      aashish s ninan ninan wasn’t bill burr in chapelles racial draft sketch?

    • @SBb374
      @SBb374 5 лет назад +6

      And Jesus too!

    • @AltCTRLF8
      @AltCTRLF8 5 лет назад +22

      Pepperidge Farms racial draft, world series of dice, and samuel l jackson’s beer commercial

    • @SBb374
      @SBb374 5 лет назад +1

      @@angelglaser8470 First few? There were only three in total.

  • @v8Buster87
    @v8Buster87 4 года назад +392

    I love when he has bill burr on his podcast.

    • @Will-xl7xp
      @Will-xl7xp 4 года назад +17

      they dont even try to be funny hahah. naturals

    • @triplebypassburger4955
      @triplebypassburger4955 3 года назад +9

      This fucking comment has such a bland take that I can't just help but fucking laugh when I see that this has over 100 likes

    • @topsykrett2431
      @topsykrett2431 3 года назад +2

      When he first got in to podcasting I anticipated bill burr.. I knew they'd be awesome.

    • @noeluna7354
      @noeluna7354 3 года назад

      Joe & pretend to be a man comedian
      Would any of you be offended if I......

    • @noeluna7354
      @noeluna7354 3 года назад

      @MUFC2 ok.....

  • @spyderyaxis88
    @spyderyaxis88 5 лет назад +393

    Had to put on my shades with that collective glare off those domes

  • @johnmastroligulano7401
    @johnmastroligulano7401 5 лет назад +1245

    "The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth"

    • @juggerswood
      @juggerswood 5 лет назад +27

      Words of wisdom

    • @Channel_Jah
      @Channel_Jah 5 лет назад +22

      Stealing that👌🏾

    • @The716_
      @The716_ 5 лет назад +6

      & rightfully so. they prolly fuckin deserved it

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 5 лет назад +32

      @@angelgjr1999 what do you think creates school shooters?

    • @katemaunder2080
      @katemaunder2080 5 лет назад +33

      School shooters are made from unloving homes. Usually.

  • @izamanaick
    @izamanaick 5 лет назад +539

    He's my favourite Hobbit, Bill Burr Baggins.

    • @wellitsureisntdale1860
      @wellitsureisntdale1860 5 лет назад +24

      I smiled like an idiot at this. 8/10 pun, would smile again.

    • @GovernorRiffRaff
      @GovernorRiffRaff 5 лет назад +3

      Imight Realperson billy “white guilt” burr

    • @johnlee813
      @johnlee813 5 лет назад +2

      lmfao i spit my fukin water out on my keyboard reading this thank god its not broken

    • @moviecore4621
      @moviecore4621 5 лет назад +5

      The Fast and The Bill Burr-ious??

    • @dmrc43
      @dmrc43 5 лет назад

      I remember when I made this pun on a bill burr video, glad to see people use it

  • @jackmedlock5888
    @jackmedlock5888 5 лет назад +220

    2:17:44
    "So when’d you break your neck?"
    "I never broke my neck."
    "Yeah you did."
    😂😂

    • @joshythehand2960
      @joshythehand2960 4 года назад +37

      Bro.. I swear on my life that happened to my dad. Pops was actually a stuntman for a wild west show right out of h.s. . Then went on to nam. Pretty rough and tumble guy.. well 40 years later, in his 60s, he had some back problems and had to get an m.r.i. . Later the dr came in and said " when did you break your neck.. it looked like a bad one" dad gos.. " uh.. I've never broken my neck" . The Dr brings up the images and you can see the ling healed crack. He tells him.. " you didn't just chip it.. you had full on broke your damn neck sometime in your 2os" .. lolol. Dad still has no idea how or when it happened. He had been very sore from some of the falls and jumping off roofs and horses he did in the show.. but never ever knew. Lolol

    • @mma1st105
      @mma1st105 4 года назад +10

      joshy the hand damn who's your old man, Chuck Norris? Sounds fn awesome.

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 4 года назад +7

      joshy the hand Jesus, that is insane pain tolerance.

    • @mongrel_97
      @mongrel_97 4 года назад +4

      @@joshythehand2960 yeah thats crazy. sometimes people have real back problems and they just write it off as being "sore" or "stiff" from a workout or a fall but its more serious. tough motherfuckers.

  • @chadam2010
    @chadam2010 5 лет назад +923

    Gotta bust out my sunglasses i can't handle the glare of these magnificent heads

    • @stotty117
      @stotty117 5 лет назад +9

      The amount of shine in this video

    • @s3k___20
      @s3k___20 5 лет назад +11

      You guys can see them?

    • @abertinasco6481
      @abertinasco6481 5 лет назад +2

      chadam2010 pair of tits

    • @natepark2973
      @natepark2973 5 лет назад +2

      For real though, i have transition lenses in my prescriptions. went to the bathroom halfway thru and they were darkened.

    • @richardkocksworthy8423
      @richardkocksworthy8423 5 лет назад +1

      Just jizz on yer screen bro

  • @xtianor
    @xtianor 5 лет назад +1087

    i was going to sleep Joe

  • @Tomevanscomedy
    @Tomevanscomedy 5 лет назад +496

    Bill Burr looks like the cigar smoking baby from the opening scene of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

  • @IonicGecko
    @IonicGecko 4 года назад +104

    Bill is by far my favorite guest that Joe has on. Their conversations are always funny and chill. Just shootin' the shit. Good stuff!😄

    • @anthonyruddell3969
      @anthonyruddell3969 4 года назад +4

      billy burr or tommy bunz are hands down my personel favs, good chemistry, funny guys, not scared of pc shit 🤙🤙👍

  • @michael_c2637
    @michael_c2637 5 лет назад +386

    I can accurately count and map where all the studio lights are.

  • @davidpowers746
    @davidpowers746 5 лет назад +942

    Bill Burr: Do you have any happy videos of animals?
    Joe: I don't save those.

    • @samoralink8952
      @samoralink8952 5 лет назад +5

      Yooooo i lost it when he said "i dont save those" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @liggerstuxin1
      @liggerstuxin1 5 лет назад +20

      Joe is a little bit on the psychopath side when it comes to what he likes to watch animals do.

    • @skullcrackers187
      @skullcrackers187 5 лет назад +14

      Joe: pull up that video of the bear tearing the dear as sit screams. 😂

    • @Alexlamecore
      @Alexlamecore 5 лет назад +1

      "Just them chillin out." - I lost it

    • @williamb.6999
      @williamb.6999 5 лет назад +15

      dude is low-key fuckin pyscho.. goes out of his way to talk about people dying in gruesome ways, all with a smile on his face... I think it makes his dick hard- tellin' you man, he's into snuff

  • @SultanBeatz
    @SultanBeatz 5 лет назад +798

    Google, how can I unsee Joe Rogan imitating a komodo eating a baboon.

    • @Krogrosen
      @Krogrosen 5 лет назад +7

      Lol

    • @DarrellVermilion
      @DarrellVermilion 5 лет назад +9

      I'm suddenly glad I was only listening

    • @EC___
      @EC___ 5 лет назад +14

      Whats interesting is that his impressions sounds really close to the actual

    • @jimjim6151
      @jimjim6151 5 лет назад +1

      watch it eating the antelope

    • @justanotherytaccount1968
      @justanotherytaccount1968 5 лет назад +33

      55:20 for lazy people

  • @im5feettall176
    @im5feettall176 5 лет назад +839

    Joe “I have bear sausage in the freezer” Rogan

    • @tunastink2932
      @tunastink2932 5 лет назад +2

      U vegan?

    • @tunastink2932
      @tunastink2932 5 лет назад +1

      @V. V XD

    • @crockybird3287
      @crockybird3287 5 лет назад +15

      @V. V I'd eat the fucm outta sum bear

    • @indigomars_7538
      @indigomars_7538 4 года назад +8

      Cause he's a legend. Anyone who uses their money to freely disperse truth knowledge and information to the world, and has bear sausage in his fridge, he is a beast. Lol

    • @ArmtarGostache
      @ArmtarGostache 4 года назад

      Id eat a bear

  • @cannaroe1213
    @cannaroe1213 5 лет назад +741

    6:04 - "How much time until everyone can see everyone everywhere...?"
    2:18:29 - "Pull up an x-ray of Silvester Stallone's neck"

    • @SebM-Python-JXeNuddg
      @SebM-Python-JXeNuddg 5 лет назад +15

      I may be wrong but isn't it Sylvester Stallone?

    • @dac518
      @dac518 5 лет назад +64

      @@SebM-Python-JXeNuddg go work for Google nerd

    • @cannaroe1213
      @cannaroe1213 5 лет назад +26

      @@SebM-Python-JXeNuddg Autocorrect was telling me no, but my eyes were telling me yes

    • @ConfusedGeriatric
      @ConfusedGeriatric 5 лет назад +5

      @@SebM-Python-JXeNuddg I maybe wrong but it really doesn't matter?

    • @sircrapalot9954
      @sircrapalot9954 5 лет назад +11

      @@ConfusedGeriatric *may be* wrong

  • @moviecore4621
    @moviecore4621 5 лет назад +587

    First this, then Bill's new special releases later the same night...
    **My sleep schedule has left the chat*

    • @JJ7Redick
      @JJ7Redick 5 лет назад +13

      "night plans"
      OP's original comment: "Consider my night plans cancelled"
      imagine editing your youtube comment when it's not even half an hour old because of self consciousness after some other internet loser called you out for not actually having any plans. LMAO.

    • @alexanderreid976
      @alexanderreid976 5 лет назад +1

      for sure

    • @landonjohnson2584
      @landonjohnson2584 5 лет назад +1

      Same my friend. Same.

    • @jcastronaut
      @jcastronaut 5 лет назад +1

      MovieCore what?! His special comes out today ?!

    • @byproxivods9904
      @byproxivods9904 5 лет назад +1

      Threw that outta window

  • @AntivistX
    @AntivistX 5 лет назад +522

    Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle are one of the last few that aren’t afraid to say what they want. Very important in this day in time.
    We need more people like these guys.

    • @colins3063
      @colins3063 5 лет назад +5

      @@lauzxy5325 Yeah and they both were known before social media was a necessity for recognition. I dont know if that's possible anymore, every comedian or actor or whatever needs to cater to society before they become anything.

    • @connora9
      @connora9 5 лет назад +1

      Dave chapelle is shit, just really not funny

    • @boomerisadog3899
      @boomerisadog3899 5 лет назад +17

      @@connora9 I doubt many people agree with you, outside of "critics".

    • @connora9
      @connora9 5 лет назад

      @@boomerisadog3899 yeah ignore all the critics makes sense

    • @735337707
      @735337707 5 лет назад +4

      And Norm.

  • @leafonhead777
    @leafonhead777 4 года назад +190

    "Pull up an X-ray of Sylvester Stallone's neck."

    • @theguy835
      @theguy835 3 года назад +1

      This is the best Joe:”...” Rogan I’ve seen

  • @DRCHUCKWRIGHTMD
    @DRCHUCKWRIGHTMD 5 лет назад +328

    Hey there Joe and BIll, I owe you both so much for keeping me laughing all the way through chemo for leukemia. I just got some awesome news that IM good to go for now...and honestly, you kept me in the positive light for 3 years now.

    • @ztj95
      @ztj95 5 лет назад +5

      Charles Wright 🙏

    • @jacksully5770
      @jacksully5770 5 лет назад +6

      So sorry to hear that. My moms cancer just went into remission and I pray yours does the same❤️🙏

    • @woawolf
      @woawolf 5 лет назад +3

      Amen 🙏🏻

    • @nmer5023
      @nmer5023 5 лет назад +3

      You know they aren't gonna read this, stop fishing for attention

    • @Charlie-Charlot
      @Charlie-Charlot 5 лет назад +6

      Just don’t let NDT interrupt your treatments though

  • @Bleedblxck
    @Bleedblxck 5 лет назад +632

    FINALLY! I love when Bill Burr is on, he needs a once-a-month spot on the podcast.

    • @-.-4827
      @-.-4827 5 лет назад +1

      agreed

    • @mike3667
      @mike3667 5 лет назад +14

      Seriously, he's easily my favorite guest. They're such good friends that it really brings the best out of both of em.

    • @marcelo06
      @marcelo06 5 лет назад +6

      Would rather anyone over than fuckwit Schaub

    • @jonathandempsey9228
      @jonathandempsey9228 5 лет назад

      The Evil Genius Club he has his on podcast

    • @Rafaelzation
      @Rafaelzation 5 лет назад

      No

  • @richspizzaparty
    @richspizzaparty 5 лет назад +463

    Norm MacDonald should wear a bald cap and do a roundtable discussion on this show with Rogan, Burr and Billy Corgan.

    • @travistravinyle4207
      @travistravinyle4207 5 лет назад +5

      As a big fan of Corgan and Burr that conversation would indeed be epic

    • @marcel4821
      @marcel4821 5 лет назад +2

      Make this happen.

    • @keithpatrick156
      @keithpatrick156 5 лет назад +4

      Bring Dana White in for good measure.

    • @RJT80
      @RJT80 5 лет назад +1

      And then relentlessly bust Rogan's ass over this obsession with only remembering one guy wearing how own t-shirt or hat.

    • @mowageemowagee5947
      @mowageemowagee5947 5 лет назад +2

      You forgot Dave Chappelle.....

  • @thelucianiancu
    @thelucianiancu 4 года назад +107

    I need new Bill Burr material, I watched everything

    • @xxxPrincessGarnetxxx
      @xxxPrincessGarnetxxx 4 года назад +10

      Have you seen him lose his shit at the Philly fans? Worth watching lol

    • @texasfast5.094
      @texasfast5.094 4 года назад

      Xanthey yes that was priceless lol

    • @thelucianiancu
      @thelucianiancu 3 года назад +2

      @@xxxPrincessGarnetxxx oh jesus, wish I was there

    • @mattdimartino648
      @mattdimartino648 3 года назад

      Literally watch mandalorian

    • @topsykrett2431
      @topsykrett2431 3 года назад +1

      @@xxxPrincessGarnetxxx he made them eat sh!t 😄

  • @murphyjohn4988
    @murphyjohn4988 5 лет назад +247

    bill burr is my favorite guest on this podcast. every time he’s on the podcast i love it

    • @MrDyl666
      @MrDyl666 5 лет назад +6

      murphyjohn I feel like it’s the only time joe doesn’t talk about the same things over and over

    • @WarpedBlinds
      @WarpedBlinds 5 лет назад

      Bill and Joe been friends for the longest time so it doesnt surprise me that these two have great chemistry

    • @AltCTRLF8
      @AltCTRLF8 5 лет назад +2

      MrDyl666 yup because it’s not an “interview”. it’s just 2 friends talking shit.

    • @214TwoOneFo
      @214TwoOneFo 5 лет назад +1

      Billy Big Balls

    • @h.c.parkeriv2747
      @h.c.parkeriv2747 5 лет назад

      @Azlorn Magus What?

  • @j-dawg9893
    @j-dawg9893 5 лет назад +4100

    Day 3,333 of requesting a Dave Chappelle podcast ☺️

    • @woawolf
      @woawolf 5 лет назад +8

      J-Dawg next

    • @mattholmes06
      @mattholmes06 5 лет назад +68

      you think they didn't talk about it before they went on tour? Dave obviously doesn't want to go on. Cant be mad.

    • @2FadeMusic
      @2FadeMusic 5 лет назад +70

      Matt Holmes I’ve heard that its happening. Although my source was not exactly reliable (some guy in youtube comments)

    • @dumbeldore9067
      @dumbeldore9067 5 лет назад +11

      He will be on next week

    • @Qwolf9999
      @Qwolf9999 5 лет назад +5

      @@woawolf o

  • @SkottDennis
    @SkottDennis 5 лет назад +151

    1:24:00
    "It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war" - Old Japanese Proverb

    • @jlloydb1of9
      @jlloydb1of9 5 лет назад +4

      Pink Floyd said it better; walk on roll in a war, lead roll in a cage.

    • @PuffBunny1
      @PuffBunny1 5 лет назад +5

      "Did you exchange a walk-on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"

    • @supersaiyanzero386
      @supersaiyanzero386 5 лет назад +1

      @Phil Ill to the untrained brain.

    • @SelcraigClimbs
      @SelcraigClimbs 5 лет назад +1

      it'd help if the guy could spell properly

    • @jlloydb1of9
      @jlloydb1of9 5 лет назад

      @Phil Ill Consider: the warrior would be ineffectual as a gardener during war; a walk on roll, caged of his self. A true warrior would desire to lead the charge.

  • @stevenv.e125
    @stevenv.e125 5 лет назад +650

    Who remembers when they USED to show what they were looking at? Lol

    • @patrickritchot158
      @patrickritchot158 4 года назад +113

      I think they got in trouble for showing certain shit they didnt have rights to, so they play it safe now I think

    • @seantrotman6698
      @seantrotman6698 4 года назад +122

      I miss those days, it really made the podcast feel more interactive

    • @v.e2035
      @v.e2035 4 года назад +51

      Peprige farm remembers.

    • @JB-1138
      @JB-1138 4 года назад +19

      @@v.e2035
      Pepperidge Farm.

    • @brodyfulford6096
      @brodyfulford6096 4 года назад +28

      Patrick Ritchot it’s weird that you can google shit and look at it but can’t pull it up and talk about it on your podcast. Call me stupid, I understand copy rights but still lol

  • @user-w8jhtre23
    @user-w8jhtre23 5 лет назад +395

    After Neil Tyson, Joe needed recovery and called Bill Burr.

    • @gimirubin1236
      @gimirubin1236 5 лет назад +1

      ,😄

    • @blahblah8037
      @blahblah8037 5 лет назад +13

      Was Tyson that bad? I usually like his ramblings on jre

    • @murphthepanda
      @murphthepanda 5 лет назад +30

      @@blahblah8037 Yeah NDT and Joe seemed stressed out , not a good JRE very hard to watch.

    • @zafmo9829
      @zafmo9829 5 лет назад +33

      @@blahblah8037 it was a great podcast. Don't listen to the millennial morons

    • @ultralowtestosterone998
      @ultralowtestosterone998 5 лет назад +7

      @gabber 0 thanks for the heads up bro 😁

  • @heypollard
    @heypollard 5 лет назад +340

    Joe and Bill back on JRE together + Paper Tiger out today..... this might be the greatest Tuesday in recorded history.

    • @friendly_italian4928
      @friendly_italian4928 5 лет назад +16

      No, the greatest recorded tuesday is when ilovemakonen made the club go up on a Tuesday

    • @jenniferlilly9047
      @jenniferlilly9047 5 лет назад +1

      👏🏼

    • @AL_145
      @AL_145 5 лет назад +3

      But that's a given Bill Burr only goes on JRE when he's got a special out.

    • @colindoyle5108
      @colindoyle5108 5 лет назад

      The greatest Tuesday, sir, is Pancake Tuesday.

    • @jonnybgoods
      @jonnybgoods 5 лет назад

      @@colindoyle5108 Waffles are better

  • @Kyle-mf7xb
    @Kyle-mf7xb 5 лет назад +156

    Bill Burr may have the best analogies for things

    • @realemail2459
      @realemail2459 5 лет назад +8

      Dog in a kitchen and jalepeno poppers fucking killed me

    • @delithunder1
      @delithunder1 5 лет назад +2

      Got it from Patrice RIP

    • @DCGloto
      @DCGloto 5 лет назад +3

      My fav is when he compared an nfl player trying to tackle an opponent, to a body bag being thrown out of a car. Can't remember the athlete's name tho.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 5 лет назад +3

      The thing is he just rattles them out with minimal fuss and they always perfectly describe what he means

    • @edward657
      @edward657 5 лет назад

      @@DCGloto Tom Brady, lol

  • @kirkjohnson9353
    @kirkjohnson9353 4 года назад +141

    It's like watching a couple of pit bulls that can talk

  • @tommystonks3795
    @tommystonks3795 5 лет назад +90

    “You got a cassette tape in there, freckles?”

  • @applescause3021
    @applescause3021 5 лет назад +205

    New Joe Rogan podcast with Bill Burr? New Bill Burr special? It’s a good time to be alive

    • @DMTforYourScreen
      @DMTforYourScreen 5 лет назад +2

      Remember Remember 21st of September

    • @robRKR
      @robRKR 5 лет назад

      Agreed..

    • @rossallen5121
      @rossallen5121 5 лет назад +1

      @@DMTforYourScreen 21st NIGHT of September*

    • @celestialscripture
      @celestialscripture 5 лет назад +1

      There's also a new Tool album.

    • @whoshotya117
      @whoshotya117 5 лет назад +1

      Bill Burr on Rogan and a new special are always paired. He never comes on to just shoot the shit, only to promote.

  • @cassesclay7
    @cassesclay7 5 лет назад +266

    One of the all time best guests, on anything...ever

    • @bitfreedom
      @bitfreedom 5 лет назад +1

      John Casses true

    • @araknidkid
      @araknidkid 5 лет назад +3

      true. i feel like i watch his Conan interview clips at least once a week, lol. the interview he did on Colbert was terrible though. not because of Burr, but because of Colbert and his brainwashed audience.

    • @LinktheSamoyed
      @LinktheSamoyed 5 лет назад +2

      except the Stephen Colbert and H3H3 ones.. but both are more on the hosts being bad then him.

    • @richspizzaparty
      @richspizzaparty 5 лет назад

      Him and Norm MacDonald

    • @Piesfan35
      @Piesfan35 5 лет назад +1

      @@juniorboom7152 Conan would be great on Rogan, I listened to him on Bill Simmons podcast and he was fantastic

  • @shavonne4831
    @shavonne4831 4 года назад +56

    "Now he's watching her eating corn flakes" LOL

    • @blaazebooth9946
      @blaazebooth9946 4 года назад +1

      Shavonne I read this comment as soon as Bill said it

    • @RearrangeGinger
      @RearrangeGinger 4 года назад +1

      I was laughing pretty hard at work when I heard him say this hahahaha

  • @galactusgalan4233
    @galactusgalan4233 5 лет назад +117

    The joy of listening to Bill Burr and Joe Rogan together is hard to put into words.

    • @davidkymdell452
      @davidkymdell452 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah I'm really enjoying it, more than the other times. They're chill, I'm chill...to be honest I wish I was high right now, even though I don't smoke

    • @pein8695
      @pein8695 5 лет назад

      Galactus Galan y? I wanna know who is he

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ 5 лет назад

      David Kymdell smoke with a friend

    • @chrisakers4748
      @chrisakers4748 5 лет назад

      Slinging dick

    • @Scars_on_my_nose
      @Scars_on_my_nose 5 лет назад +2

      The same joy step mom porn gives me

  • @raz5240
    @raz5240 5 лет назад +1016

    I hope it's so good that Vice tells me to not watch it. That's the new standard in comedy.

    • @stotty117
      @stotty117 5 лет назад +43

      Hahahahahahah i member when vice was actually good lol

    • @iwantwinnersproduxtions
      @iwantwinnersproduxtions 5 лет назад +4

      Straight facts haha

    • @uncannybelly
      @uncannybelly 5 лет назад +7

      @@stotty117 - I member.

    • @codelz187
      @codelz187 5 лет назад +18

      Vice is such a joke.

    • @robertoj8296
      @robertoj8296 5 лет назад +3

      @@stotty117 Vice when they were on VBS.tv was some cool gonzo journalism type stuff. A lot of their old stuff would be crucified now.

  • @simplyincorrigible7708
    @simplyincorrigible7708 5 лет назад +226

    I wonder what scalp moisturizer these guys use. The shine is impeccable.

    • @michaela8121
      @michaela8121 5 лет назад +20

      Mr Miyagi's Sex Wax

    • @thelyle1399
      @thelyle1399 5 лет назад +23

      They stopped by the bowling alley for quick chrome doming.

    • @KeetyPooh
      @KeetyPooh 5 лет назад +1

      cocoa butter

    • @kahlilg9824
      @kahlilg9824 5 лет назад +9

      Keety
      coco buttuh*

    • @Sandlin22
      @Sandlin22 5 лет назад

      Jizz

  • @ryanedwards825
    @ryanedwards825 5 лет назад +22

    Bill Burr - (Brock Lesner) "We used to joke that, that guy's so big that the sword tattoo is probably actual size" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MykFroopy88
    @MykFroopy88 5 лет назад +1541

    Joe please have Jeffery Epstein on.

    • @wm6789
      @wm6789 5 лет назад +404

      It would be a terrible episode, Epstein would leave Joe hanging.

    • @timmypena241
      @timmypena241 5 лет назад +24

      Bruh 😂😂😂

    • @HedgesUK
      @HedgesUK 5 лет назад +25

      Joe will have to take the plane tho

    • @DksMonsta
      @DksMonsta 5 лет назад +16

      They should bring his roomie too.

    • @tinosaurusrex1943
      @tinosaurusrex1943 5 лет назад +17

      Weekend at Bernies this shit!

  • @yupyupyuppy425
    @yupyupyuppy425 5 лет назад +149

    “I just don’t understand how you go from 0-100 so quickly?”
    “Bitch I idle at 75!!!”-Bill Burr
    Nothing resonates more to me than this!

    • @PrinceTancred
      @PrinceTancred 5 лет назад

      That was a stupid thing to point out. Wasnt funny. Wasnt interesting. Wasnt worth my time reading it. If that "resonated" with you, consider a vasectomy.

    • @robzombie5928
      @robzombie5928 5 лет назад +4

      @@PrinceTancred its a bit in Burrs latest stand uo

    • @jessehussle4883
      @jessehussle4883 5 лет назад

      Log Maggot I mean Maggot! I love slipknot !

    • @melissahefling3404
      @melissahefling3404 5 лет назад +1

      He was speaking to my soul when he said that. LOL I can totally relate.

  • @johnbowie272
    @johnbowie272 5 лет назад +245

    Paper tiger was amazing Bill Burr thank you for your talent!!!!

  • @WolfmanFront
    @WolfmanFront 2 года назад +9

    Not only is Bill Burr hilarious but he has a way of making you look at current "problems" with a new perspective or says what most of us are really thinking. He's our voice.

  • @StylezYung
    @StylezYung 5 лет назад +325

    Their chemistry is crazy ... they need a show together

    • @tombane5950
      @tombane5950 5 лет назад +11

      They just did one.

    • @StylezYung
      @StylezYung 5 лет назад

      @@tombane5950 need 40 more

    • @gordonjohnson2497
      @gordonjohnson2497 5 лет назад +6

      At this point in their careers no one can afford them both together lol, theyre ontop the world

    • @StylezYung
      @StylezYung 5 лет назад

      @@gordonjohnson2497 no way ... theres duo's that make more with bigger followings like Chris & Rob on Fox SportsTalk Radio ... that check just has to be worth them moving to the same area. With sponsors like PepsiCo and or McDonald's the possibilities are endless

    • @johnman8647
      @johnman8647 5 лет назад +3

      Bill would crush Rogan.

  • @shmooveyea
    @shmooveyea 5 лет назад +271

    JR "Hello Billy Bu...."
    NDT: "Well Actually"

    • @mchapman2870
      @mchapman2870 5 лет назад +27

      Ugh, had to eventually turn it off. Neil must have been on uppers or reached the pinnacle of being up his own ass.

    • @Nnnnn636
      @Nnnnn636 5 лет назад +17

      @@mchapman2870 I'm really happy Neil has been exposed as an arragont douche.

    • @Hunter-xc5ry
      @Hunter-xc5ry 5 лет назад

      Haha

    • @phenomz28
      @phenomz28 5 лет назад +29

      The True American Idea Nah, we still love him. He's a great, smart dude. Chill out on your keyboard rage and start enjoying life my guy.

    • @Nnnnn636
      @Nnnnn636 5 лет назад +5

      @@phenomz28 the fact that you said "my guy" while giving me hippie life advice is ridiculous.

  • @final6warning
    @final6warning 5 лет назад +400

    59:38 Joe still has PTSD over being interrupted. 🤣

    • @forsaken841
      @forsaken841 5 лет назад +12

      Top Lobster friggen Neal

    • @StetzMusic
      @StetzMusic 5 лет назад +56

      He does a lot of interrupting his self. What comes around comes allllllllll the way back around

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 5 лет назад +14

      @B.D W maybe you guys are just thinking about something thats not even reality like yeah he's gotten mad a few times with a few guests but most of the time he probably doesn't even think about it like you idiots

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 лет назад +3

      roflmao

    • @Hunter-xc5ry
      @Hunter-xc5ry 5 лет назад +3

      Neil the fast piper

  • @GeorgeWassouf66
    @GeorgeWassouf66 4 года назад +55

    "i was gonna say that, but i didnt know that" Bill Burr

  • @davidriddle6677
    @davidriddle6677 5 лет назад +287

    Joe-"so how's it going Bil-"
    *NDGT kicks down the door*
    "Do you know why dry ice burns?"

    • @xwhogafx815
      @xwhogafx815 5 лет назад +7

      Lmao

    • @bane5343
      @bane5343 5 лет назад +25

      Dude, he was fucking on one! Lol

    • @ComanderMelon
      @ComanderMelon 5 лет назад +7

      For real

    • @LBJ6james
      @LBJ6james 5 лет назад +12

      Michael Oliver had to be on aderall or somethin.. would barely let joe get a point across

    • @Asefalexandernoorzai
      @Asefalexandernoorzai 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @MauricioGonzalezFilms
    @MauricioGonzalezFilms 5 лет назад +508

    Bill Burr apologizes for interrupting... A lesson in manners. Are you watching Dr.ND Tyson?

    • @timelineenjoyer
      @timelineenjoyer 5 лет назад +46

      Mauricio Gonzalez the drunk guy at the bar who knows he knows nothing vs. the professor who had one drink who wants to show off his knowledge.

    • @UnclePhillyMyAss
      @UnclePhillyMyAss 5 лет назад +43

      Oh fuck off Joe interrupts all the time.

    • @mikejonespt2687
      @mikejonespt2687 5 лет назад +51

      I've watched both of the earlier Tyson podcasts multiple times, was excited to see a new one. I couldn't even finish the latest one all the way through. It was terrible

    • @davidaugenti5841
      @davidaugenti5841 5 лет назад +8

      @@mikejonespt2687 Its only podcast I couldnt finish

    • @curtis25920
      @curtis25920 5 лет назад +6

      @@UnclePhillyMyAssyes, but not to the degree that Tyson does

  • @Elonfuckingmusk
    @Elonfuckingmusk 5 лет назад +322

    Bill Burr: My Netfl....
    NDT: Well actually did you know ice floats in water?

    • @StonedSpagooter
      @StonedSpagooter 5 лет назад +9

      Joe: But how can water float in water

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV 5 лет назад +2

      What does NDT stand for? I see these jokes everywhere but I don't get any :/

    • @silviugherman6730
      @silviugherman6730 5 лет назад +36

      @@TopCarsTV neil degrasse tyson, on his recent JRE episode he was kind of an asshole, constantly interrupting Joe

    • @simonvanleeuwen7877
      @simonvanleeuwen7877 5 лет назад +1

      @@TopCarsTV Neil de Grasse Tyson

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV 5 лет назад +4

      @@silviugherman6730 Ah yes. He does it all the time. You should see NDT and Richard Dawkins piece. Poor Richard could barely finish a single sentence

  • @zenalotz
    @zenalotz 5 лет назад +19

    Listening to these to seasoned comedians who are good friends just straight talk to each other is just golden.
    Like I honestly think that in these two hours, I laughed more than if I watched 1 of each of their specials back to back. They just vibe so well naturally together. Imagine if your ability to make people laugh in something determined how much money it got. This one podcast would be like a Dane Cook sold out arena of value.

  • @WillOnYT
    @WillOnYT 5 лет назад +118

    “You got a cassette tape in there Freckles?” 😂

    • @WillOnYT
      @WillOnYT 5 лет назад

      CONFUS3D DOTCOM joe doesn’t do it live anymore because of RUclips demonetization if he shows a clip of something.

  • @kunipeg8706
    @kunipeg8706 5 лет назад +294

    Getting closer to Chapelle...just a little bit more...

    • @club.Sceniicc
      @club.Sceniicc 5 лет назад +8

      It will happen - they have been on tour together.

    • @nos5822
      @nos5822 5 лет назад +17

      Joe's had Burr on like 5 times...

    • @Joris0815
      @Joris0815 5 лет назад

      @@club.Sceniicc I think thats the reason why it wont, theres no way they didnt discuss it. I think Dave said no.

    • @Rob_V_W85
      @Rob_V_W85 5 лет назад +1

      I could swear I seen one of these where Joe said Chappelle is going to do the podcast but he didn't know when.

  • @Fred3209
    @Fred3209 5 лет назад +225

    Bill yelling “No!” When Jamie pulled up the bear video 😂

    • @russellramos5453
      @russellramos5453 5 лет назад +1

      Fred3209 timestamp?

    • @dublintalkd982
      @dublintalkd982 5 лет назад +9

      @@russellramos5453
      54:30 👌

    • @peterc0358
      @peterc0358 5 лет назад

      @@russellramos5453 how tf did you miss that

    • @russellramos5453
      @russellramos5453 5 лет назад

      RebelTiger didn’t watch entire podcast usually just watch clips

  • @CodPast
    @CodPast 4 года назад +117

    29:10
    Joe: Naca?
    Bill: no.
    Bill: It begins with an A
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Bill: Naca!

  • @KingFillip
    @KingFillip 5 лет назад +177

    Two dudes having a back yard conversation in a multi million dollar studio. Good stuff.

    • @CosmicL407
      @CosmicL407 5 лет назад +37

      I think you're overestimating the production of this podcast lol

    • @Serkong
      @Serkong 5 лет назад +6

      it's a room, with mics that cost a couple hundred at most, probably basic 50 dollar streaming webcams, and a decent computer with OBS which is free.

    • @rodolfoaguilar7756
      @rodolfoaguilar7756 5 лет назад +9

      No and no. Although it isn't a million dollars, joe rogan has some of the best tech for the podcast. The mics(shure sm7b) cost $399 each and they do not use $50 webcams. What makes his studio expensive is all the things he has outside of the podcast room! Ffs he's gotta sauna in there and a sensory deprivation tank😂

    • @Serkong
      @Serkong 5 лет назад +1

      @@rodolfoaguilar7756 No I already said that the mics cost a couple hundred, also the vid quality really isn't that great so probably are webcams since the podcasts are more about the audio.

    • @deividasmorkunas4195
      @deividasmorkunas4195 5 лет назад +1

      @@Serkong jrelibrary(dot)com/articles/joe-rogan-experience-podcast-equipment-studio-setup/

  • @radoria2030
    @radoria2030 5 лет назад +125

    I was planning on watching a movie tonight but this podcast exists

    • @ryu9687
      @ryu9687 5 лет назад +1

      Radoria bro, same

    • @willa9033
      @willa9033 5 лет назад +1

      I was having a hard time looking for a movie, but then I seen this and said fuck everything

  • @QuintBlitz
    @QuintBlitz 5 лет назад +121

    It's almost 1am, and I'm ready to watch every second.

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels 4 года назад +23

    "Written by some guy who wasn't there" I love burr so much lol

  • @DarkArterialGore
    @DarkArterialGore 5 лет назад +100

    This is the first episode of JRE I've watched all the way through in months. I usually just watch the smaller clips but I had to watch it all because Bill Burr is great.

  • @glitchydoggy4575
    @glitchydoggy4575 5 лет назад +95

    starts podcast.... hears intro. pauses podcast, goes on netflix

    • @rol0tonybrowntown686
      @rol0tonybrowntown686 5 лет назад

      Lol didnt catch ur attention ?

    • @poppaj4424
      @poppaj4424 5 лет назад +52

      No Bruce. He went to watch Paper Tiger you dense piece of cardboard.

    • @cryptocurrencyog
      @cryptocurrencyog 5 лет назад +5

      Justin Keeth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @matrixmdog
      @matrixmdog 5 лет назад +2

      @@rol0tonybrowntown686 stick to being batman my guy

    • @bryancruz8782
      @bryancruz8782 5 лет назад

      Dude paper tiger absolutely murdered me the fucking jokes about blowup dolls, 😂 holy shit man I was on a good one.

  • @hansare9230
    @hansare9230 5 лет назад +460

    this entire podcast is just joe trying to freak bill out lmao, love it

    • @SOMETHiNGxPRODUCTiVE
      @SOMETHiNGxPRODUCTiVE 4 года назад +23

      I think that is their entire friendship

    • @MGBlast666
      @MGBlast666 4 года назад +1

      @@SOMETHiNGxPRODUCTiVE love it

    • @noeluna7354
      @noeluna7354 3 года назад

      Joe & pretend to be a man comedian
      Would any of you be offended if I......

  • @pyllywaltteri
    @pyllywaltteri 4 года назад +29

    "If u had to be eaten by any animal what would it be?" This pretty much sums up what guys talk about with each other.

  • @remy_james
    @remy_james 5 лет назад +182

    "So I'm going to become what I'm terrified of..."
    - Joe "Batman" Rogan

  • @autonomousthought4106
    @autonomousthought4106 5 лет назад +141

    look at bill burr's unique and glorious head shape. impressive cranial capacity. it no doubt plays a role in his ability as a comedian. one of the great heads of our day

    • @saintsoldier530
      @saintsoldier530 5 лет назад +4

      Autonomous Thought the dome that deflects all bullshit

    • @GrandMasterIsaac
      @GrandMasterIsaac 5 лет назад +8

      An entertaining proposal, masked with a dash of ethnic undertone. A good read.

    • @Interpersonalny
      @Interpersonalny 5 лет назад +1

      When I was reading this comment Bill said "it was a REALLY great time. It stuck in my head for the long time" @ 9:20

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 5 лет назад +1

      I read this with German accent while wearing fake Hitler mustache

    • @Breczyszczykiewicz
      @Breczyszczykiewicz 5 лет назад

      Qualität vom feinsten

  • @S1ipperyJim
    @S1ipperyJim 4 года назад +237

    'Elephants are gentle'. Maybe in Thailand. I was in Zimbabwe recently and the town I was in was attacked by a rogue bull elephant who killed 40 people that year alone. He also raped the female elephants to death (literally broke their backs when mounting them). Elephants are very temperamental and individual in their behaviour. They can be gentle, but they can also be brutal and violent.

    • @David-Field.Stuff01
      @David-Field.Stuff01 4 года назад +21

      Very true. We were in Kenya 12 years ago and we saw 2 related juvenile elephants fighting at a water hole. One broke the others tusk off. The noise was like a shot gun. Freaky.

    • @Noname-ho7ib
      @Noname-ho7ib 3 года назад

      *Nice*

    • @jacalync1708
      @jacalync1708 3 года назад +82

      Lotta fucking elephant experts out today huh?

    • @trevor_pruett
      @trevor_pruett 3 года назад +15

      @@jacalync1708 holy fucking shit

    • @kellymargueritewalsh9212
      @kellymargueritewalsh9212 3 года назад +9

      Holy shit...

  • @808bboarder
    @808bboarder 5 лет назад +99

    Paper Tiger was fucking hilarious 😂And the cinematography was really elegant. Great job Bill 👏

    • @lucrativelyrics2004
      @lucrativelyrics2004 5 лет назад

      "elegant"'s not the word that comes to mind after watching a ranting/raving anti-PC potty-mouthed bald man on stage for an hour

  • @loexpectations9046
    @loexpectations9046 5 лет назад +518

    I really dislike how they no longer show us what jaime is bringing up. Bring it back please.

    • @AdamRasmussenAstronaut
      @AdamRasmussenAstronaut 5 лет назад +88

      Blame youtube and they're horrendous copyright policies. It's too bad, it was fun to watch it with them.

    • @PepsiGuidesRS
      @PepsiGuidesRS 5 лет назад +20

      @@AdamRasmussenAstronaut they could just upload the podcast elsewhere as well as a censored version on youtube. alternatively discontinue lil Js pullups completely, it only adds confusion and frustration for the viewers

    • @philr7670
      @philr7670 5 лет назад +6

      They did pull ups on the Dan ackroyd podcast the other day

    • @PepsiGuidesRS
      @PepsiGuidesRS 5 лет назад +1

      @@philr7670 well thats good

    • @AliceInPantera
      @AliceInPantera 5 лет назад +9

      It seems like they’re already using a censored version of RUclips. They can show some videos, but it’s rare. I also don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about

  • @aaronmeyer4218
    @aaronmeyer4218 5 лет назад +25

    "Sounds like me trying to touch my toes in the morning" I felt that haha

  • @sandhu7909
    @sandhu7909 4 года назад +28

    Joe never moves his body in these podcasts, only his head😁 Bill is using his whole body to communicate like we normally do

  • @iwannafallintoyou
    @iwannafallintoyou 5 лет назад +194

    Not one peice of hair was used during the making of this podcast! Lmao

  • @mixterz1
    @mixterz1 5 лет назад +341

    Joe '' i've killed everything and have it in my freezer if you want a taste'' Rogan

    • @Sapsche
      @Sapsche 5 лет назад +10

      In his next life he'll be a Komodo dragon

    • @tbomber
      @tbomber 5 лет назад +8

      you wanna taste person? i have some person sausage in my freezer

    • @ALCRAN2010
      @ALCRAN2010 5 лет назад +4

      @@tbomber , Joe "I use to have a bit about my all-vegan carnivorous Damer diet" Rogan

    • @anthonyariza1754
      @anthonyariza1754 5 лет назад

      mixterz fucking lmao

    • @vincivedivicilextalionas4036
      @vincivedivicilextalionas4036 5 лет назад +1

      "You wanna try a oriental homo sapien cuisine I hunted with my re-curve in Tibet?"

  • @causeitso
    @causeitso 5 лет назад +133

    Also get Norm and Chappelle on this podcast already. These guys are national treasures.

    • @obsidiansiriusblackheart
      @obsidiansiriusblackheart 5 лет назад +17

      Make Norm wear a bald cap and have 4 bald chromed up legends 😂

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 5 лет назад +12

      Norm's a real Jerk! But Stalin was just as bad

    • @causeitso
      @causeitso 5 лет назад

      Only Seth Meyers can judge Norm.

    •  5 лет назад +5

      Didn't he kill a guy?

    • @causeitso
      @causeitso 5 лет назад +5

      No, but you know who killed a guy? Yes you guessed it right, it was... 😁

  • @r1pperduck
    @r1pperduck 5 лет назад +44

    "I was gonna say that, but I didn't know that"

  • @ekiacountry6416
    @ekiacountry6416 5 лет назад +537

    Saw the notification, never clicked so fast

    • @realdoozy2857
      @realdoozy2857 5 лет назад +4

      Fuck you. And my shitty wifi

    • @dustinwallace2808
      @dustinwallace2808 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @MrRoberoni117
      @MrRoberoni117 5 лет назад +2

      EKiA Country yup. Agreed

    • @CrimeaRiver58
      @CrimeaRiver58 5 лет назад +2

      My sentiments exactly dear sir

    • @GetSome29347
      @GetSome29347 5 лет назад +2

      SAME!! I knew there would be a new one soon cuz of his new special that comes out on netflix tomorrow, called "paper tiger"

  • @ARDG89
    @ARDG89 5 лет назад +333

    Did you ever try calling Dave Chappelle for a podcast joe?

    • @yuppy5956
      @yuppy5956 5 лет назад +42

      That would be the most viewed podcast ever.

    • @parkerjeans5777
      @parkerjeans5777 5 лет назад +35

      He said hes coming eventually on one podcast a few months ago but never said when. It's up to chappele to just show up

    • @tylerao
      @tylerao 5 лет назад +4

      Carlos Infinite you will win the lottery before you see Dave interviewed

    • @johnnypapa4754
      @johnnypapa4754 5 лет назад +12

      Joe is not powerful enough to get Dave on.

    • @luibond9418
      @luibond9418 5 лет назад +1

      Carlos Infinite that would be gold man

  • @Notchworld
    @Notchworld 5 лет назад +232

    Bill Burr: So I went to Vegas and....
    NDT jumps from behind the curtain: Did you know ice floats on water

  • @torstrasburg8289
    @torstrasburg8289 4 года назад +14

    Those two are so at home with one another. It's a wonderful, easy-going camaraderie with great chemistry and fondness. Bill's new special kills.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 5 лет назад +202

    No wonder Bill Burr is such an amazing comedian, his frontal lobe has been fully formed for 26 years.

  • @gking407
    @gking407 5 лет назад +149

    Happy wife happy life is the right strategy if you want to die early of a stroke

  • @dmcdmc
    @dmcdmc 5 лет назад +55

    Joe "My Tesla Doesn't Have a CD Player" Rogan

    • @werdmaster
      @werdmaster 5 лет назад +1

      Joe "you gotta check out these screens bro" rogan

    • @ExtendedRelease
      @ExtendedRelease 5 лет назад

      dmc. Joe ‘teslas are expensive i heard’ Rogan

    • @mackeejack6731
      @mackeejack6731 5 лет назад

      I lold

  • @rylanheers5355
    @rylanheers5355 2 года назад +2

    I started dieing when joe said his favorite thing to watch was sloths getting killed by eagles

  • @jlavenda1
    @jlavenda1 5 лет назад +201

    Bill: I made eye contact with this bear and i could tell it was thinking
    Joe: Pull up that video of the bear eating a deer alive

    • @UsingNinjutsu
      @UsingNinjutsu 5 лет назад +2

      Soundosaurus i really wanted to know what the bear was thinking

    • @Vekenstein
      @Vekenstein 5 лет назад +15

      I’m so bummed that Joe derailed that whole story

    • @GRehillMusic
      @GRehillMusic 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha

    • @tommyboy1986
      @tommyboy1986 5 лет назад +3

      @@Vekenstein yeah he always derails shit with "Jamie pull up X video of X animal doing X"... It's irritating. I used to not mind when we could see the video's but now that we can't see what they are watching it's just annoying.

    • @kemperlennox5209
      @kemperlennox5209 5 лет назад

      Yea, I was there for that too

  • @JinMugen
    @JinMugen 5 лет назад +156

    "Why you going to Indianapolis, Bill?"

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 5 лет назад +283

    If Bill Burr keeps working hard on the stand-up, he could be the next Brendan Schaub!

    • @lucacerasuolo6606
      @lucacerasuolo6606 5 лет назад +18

      I laughed out loud at this!

    • @maverickmo8976
      @maverickmo8976 5 лет назад +4

      @@lucacerasuolo6606 me too haha 😄

    • @ainitiate9582
      @ainitiate9582 5 лет назад +8

      Brandon Schaub > Joe Rogan in terms of funniness.

    • @neilvillarreal5719
      @neilvillarreal5719 5 лет назад +30

      @@ainitiate9582 fawk no

    • @lucrative11
      @lucrative11 5 лет назад +42

      @@ainitiate9582 - I'm about to report your comment for hate speech.

  • @j.r09160
    @j.r09160 4 года назад +124

    There's no ads on this video...
    What kind of Freemason magic is going on here...

    • @jean-philippeariassanchez1089
      @jean-philippeariassanchez1089 4 года назад +16

      Demonetized

    • @ChiefSmackahoLLC
      @ChiefSmackahoLLC 4 года назад +13

      Adblock that has been making RUclips worth watching for over a decade?

    • @lancejames7072
      @lancejames7072 4 года назад +2

      J.r none of Rogans podcasts have ads on them newbie...

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 4 года назад +2

      @@lancejames7072 your an idiot and you have no idea what your talking about lmfao take a nap

  • @carloswebb220
    @carloswebb220 5 лет назад +71

    When Bill said “ thank god you kept talking, I thought they had a real pool” I lost it.

  • @TylerSmithPunksOnPizza
    @TylerSmithPunksOnPizza 5 лет назад +228

    You lost me for a while there Rogan, but we're back on track with Burr

    • @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive
      @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive 5 лет назад +11

      Same. Some of these recent podcasts have been a snorefest from randoms I've never heard of. I only recognised Steve Aoki and Neil Tyson from the latest uploads.

    • @Jebuary127
      @Jebuary127 5 лет назад +3

      @@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive they were still pretty interesting imo. The brain guy had a really cool story about split Brain surgery and the effects after

    • @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive
      @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive 5 лет назад +2

      @@Jebuary127 I'll check out the brain guy 👀

    • @Bobbyroberts310
      @Bobbyroberts310 5 лет назад +3

      Area Fifty One what about John Carmack or Penn Jillette?

    • @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive
      @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive 5 лет назад

      @@Bobbyroberts310 I just Googled the names of those two humans you named. Never heard of them BUT after reading a few lines about John Carmack on his Wiki Bio I will most certainly watch that one! I will Google every guest I don't know from now on. Cheers for the suggestion mate!

  • @Cocogomez
    @Cocogomez 5 лет назад +462

    This podcast was awesome, i'm drinking alone but it feels like i'm in the same room as Joe and Bill.

  • @ooowami
    @ooowami 4 года назад +19

    Joe "There's a great one of a Komodo Dragon eating a monkey" Rogan

  • @bradturner321
    @bradturner321 5 лет назад +921

    Joe “my Tesla doesn’t have a CD player” Rogan

    • @poopstain5216
      @poopstain5216 5 лет назад +5

      Brad Turner Tesla’s gay

    • @GlorifiedGameplay
      @GlorifiedGameplay 5 лет назад +4

      I watched yesterday the Elon Musk podcast, where Elon suggested he should have one, and one year later here is Joe braggin about having a Tesla, that was weird.

    • @DutchComedian
      @DutchComedian 5 лет назад +10

      Joe "play that video of the animal's death cries... no not that one, the other one" Rogan

    • @WyldeChef
      @WyldeChef 5 лет назад

      You see Joe blush after that? Fucking hilarious.

    • @jenjayawearssocks
      @jenjayawearssocks 5 лет назад

      😂💀