I learned that the hard way while watching Sean Lock. I had to choose between choking on tea or spitting it on the floor. I’m never drinking again while watching comedy.
When he talks about people jumping the queue whilst waiting for a flight, I have the exact same experience waiting to get on a train. It’s so annoying 😡
I was travelling through France and my train into Paris was delayed. Mid run. So I was going to miss my next train. To Holland. My French is pretty weak. I was fairly frantic. I got into a line. (A line of just me.) . And then got out of it. Tried somewhere else. Then returned to the line. To my spot. In front of a French gentleman in smart-looking suit. He said something in French. I was immediately embarrassed. Fluster on top of fluster. He had no idea I’d been waiting 5 minutes in that spot already. That I’d missed my train. I didn’t know if there was another that day... I didn’t know if I had to buy another ticket... etc... He just knew I was rude. I knew I’d been rude as well. I apologized. And got in line behind him. Position 2. Turns out I was indeed in the wrong line. (No extra ticket needed to be purchased. An exchange. And there was another train in a few hours. So I’d arrive the same day. The next big adventure was figuring out how to phone Holland from Paris. So much more complicated than phoning within North America.)
One time when I was working at a sort of breakfast place for a championship that was going on, we had a conveyer belt toaster. Bread went in, came out with black bits but still toast, it was great! Until one of the guests decided to put it in a second time and the bread caught on fire.
They had that toaster at an army battle camp I stayed at every other month during cadets. After 7 years you get it down to a fine art of getting perfect toast first try from all the practice
I totally understand the annoyance with the conveyer belt toasters, the things don't have a decent temperature control setting, the only way to get the toast to cook completely is using them on the lowest possible setting.
i recently styaed in a hotel and he is spright with the hotel covanyerbelt i literally couldn't eat it because it was basically bread and my dad put it through twice
Love this especially top reveal but wish that he would stop sharing same jokes... I get he's maybe less concentrated on stand up but sure other stand up content not shared lots...
Well Jack, funny story about the weed gummy but a total lie. UNLESS it took you two hours to get to the front of the line. This makes it pretty clear that Jacky boy has never as much as handledvan edible let alone consumed one in an airport.
to me it doesnt really seem like he's saying its a bad thing? coming from a girl, it'd be a bit more harmful if he was (and btw dont just justify harmful jokes as "its just a joke" please) but i really dont see it
@@tiddlesletoitoise yeah sorry it was mostly the other comments that got to me if anything lol, i don’t like people justifying harmful jokes as “just jokes” but i didn’t really see it as harmful and yeah i agree :)
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Idk what it is but his accent makes everything 10 times funnier
Innit mate
It's true tho
Wey Aye bruv
chewsday innit
Bo’’le wa’er mate
“Then they put one on a guy in a wheelchair that says top gear ok the back” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t stop laughing
That joke got like three times funnier after I started using a cane and my fiancé started calling me Tripod 😂
😂😂
@@arche2460 "but babe, I already was"😏
So funny! I adore Jack Whitehall. After the first video of his that I saw, I learned it's best not to drink anything while he's doing his act. 😏
Or eat
Or travel by public transport
@@Alcremie869 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@Vanda-il9ul 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I learned that the hard way while watching Sean Lock. I had to choose between choking on tea or spitting it on the floor. I’m never drinking again while watching comedy.
"how weird did I look?!"
Yes
I CAN'T STOP CRINGING (at the last one when he was high)😭
I love this so much lol
I work in a hotel and today I set my toast on fire in a conveyor belt toaster because I had to put it in twice
I hate those bloody conveyor belts. I don’t use them anymore cuz I got burnt or underdone every time 😒
I want to speak to someone more senior, fetch me Mufasa 😂
The top gear joke is phenomenal
Could you explain it to me please🥺
@@ayellowllama9602 top gear is a show about cars, the guy that they wouldve called "top gear" was in a wheelchair.
@@BatteryAddict thank you for clarifying the "top gear" joke. I knew the show but hadn't twigged on the joke.
When he talks about people jumping the queue whilst waiting for a flight, I have the exact same experience waiting to get on a train. It’s so annoying 😡
I was travelling through France and my train into Paris was delayed. Mid run. So I was going to miss my next train. To Holland. My French is pretty weak. I was fairly frantic. I got into a line. (A line of just me.) . And then got out of it. Tried somewhere else. Then returned to the line. To my spot. In front of a French gentleman in smart-looking suit. He said something in French. I was immediately embarrassed. Fluster on top of fluster. He had no idea I’d been waiting 5 minutes in that spot already. That I’d missed my train. I didn’t know if there was another that day... I didn’t know if I had to buy another ticket... etc... He just knew I was rude. I knew I’d been rude as well. I apologized. And got in line behind him. Position 2. Turns out I was indeed in the wrong line. (No extra ticket needed to be purchased. An exchange. And there was another train in a few hours. So I’d arrive the same day. The next big adventure was figuring out how to phone Holland from Paris. So much more complicated than phoning within North America.)
@@redelfshotthefood8213 How dare you call the Netherlands Holland
@@Ntgaming26 Apologies. I usually say The Netherlands.
@@Ntgaming26 is it offensive because Holland is just a part of the Netherlands or am I missing something?
This dude is hilarious 😂
That dude is so hilarious
One time when I was working at a sort of breakfast place for a championship that was going on, we had a conveyer belt toaster. Bread went in, came out with black bits but still toast, it was great!
Until one of the guests decided to put it in a second time and the bread caught on fire.
Let’s go jake also the ginger on a sun bed it too true
Jack: Yes, very funny. Benedict. We can all read.
Elizabeth Olsen: I DON'T READ, BENEDICT!!!
Comedy gold Jack.
Hi Jack
No not hijack got me rolling
I love his crazy demeanor
I’ve now established that I have in fact been lied to and am now a boy- 😂
Jack love you all shows😂😂
11:10 he sounds like Stewie from family guy
The last one had me ROFL. I was wheezing so hard I almost passed out 🤣🤣🤣
NO THE SECOND ONE HAS ME FLABBERGASTED
NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE SHIRT LIFT
He's quite possibly the sexiest man alive! ❤
the Spanish story had me dyingggg 🤣
2:56 🤣
They had that toaster at an army battle camp I stayed at every other month during cadets. After 7 years you get it down to a fine art of getting perfect toast first try from all the practice
I just laughed so much at the end and it's after 2 am xD
I adore his comedy he is so adorable!😅🎉❤
Ahhh! This had me in tears🤣
I have never seen anyone wear a cobalt blue shirt before. It matches his eyes perfectly. Thats an amazing passport photo. You should see mine. 🙄
I feel like my life is wayy more of the "guys" style lmao
I love turning my sound off and pretend I'm watching a ted talk..... I wonder what he could be talking about🤔
I totally understand the annoyance with the conveyer belt toasters, the things don't have a decent temperature control setting, the only way to get the toast to cook completely is using them on the lowest possible setting.
Traveling can be amazing if you go with the right ppl!!
JUST JACK 👐😉😉😉
The tanning joke lmao 10/10"
Jack is cute
Haha, that passport photo has nothing on my first ever passport photo. Sorry Jack, mine was genuinely worse than yours 😂
Very good
If one of my friends fell asleep in the sun we’d do what the boys did loo
i recently styaed in a hotel and he is spright with the hotel covanyerbelt i literally couldn't eat it because it was basically bread and my dad put it through twice
Laughed 'til I farted.
❤️❤️❤️
Nobody tell him about defibrillators
Love this especially top reveal but wish that he would stop sharing same jokes... I get he's maybe less concentrated on stand up but sure other stand up content not shared lots...
The only excuse that's valid now is if you are holding a Ukrainian Passport, happened a month ago when a Ukrainian used his passport to skip the line.
I’ll go to one of your shows
Hi jack do more on Netflix
😂❤❤😂❤😂
So, just as Jack said "ginger" an advert came on, for Ed Sheeran.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:00
HOLY SH*T I THINK HE JUST CURED MY DEPRESSION I'M LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AS WE SPEAK
"Firat time through.......Still bread. Second time through.......barley warm
Third time through..............
*E*
*BURNT TO A CRISP*
Well Jack, funny story about the weed gummy but a total lie. UNLESS it took you two hours to get to the front of the line.
This makes it pretty clear that Jacky boy has never as much as handledvan edible let alone consumed one in an airport.
Bro acting like girls being nice to each other is a bad thing
It’s a joke
ITS.A.JOKE.
to me it doesnt really seem like he's saying its a bad thing? coming from a girl, it'd be a bit more harmful if he was (and btw dont just justify harmful jokes as "its just a joke" please) but i really dont see it
@@the-skrunkly tbh i wasn't thinking that deeply into it I'm not offended by it lol I just think ite a nice thing that we care for each other
@@tiddlesletoitoise yeah sorry it was mostly the other comments that got to me if anything lol, i don’t like people justifying harmful jokes as “just jokes” but i didn’t really see it as harmful
and yeah i agree :)
I thought listening to this while at the gym was fine... Now im weak-
I wouldn't worry about embarrassing things that happen to you, nobody knows who you are.
One doesn’t experience self transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates 🟥