Veganuary | Jack Whitehall

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @nataliamidzio
    @nataliamidzio Год назад +876

    "Nope, just making you oxygen negative."
    Best line

  • @jgcoverkknot5701
    @jgcoverkknot5701 Год назад +249

    I love how even though he's making jokes he isn't trying to be like "you guys are idiots". I'm a vegan and even if he didn't go further than the tofu joke I still would have found it hilarious

  • @VVeniceMC
    @VVeniceMC Год назад +272

    Can't find a more relatable comedian yet, you are an actual Inspiration!

    • @eriktabbers3599
      @eriktabbers3599 Год назад +1

      Asian comedians are stepping up more and more though. Not many new ones in the west and Jack has limited material because he doesn't need the money to begin with. Having said that i do love his work on stage alot and hope to see more.

    • @oliviadaly4795
      @oliviadaly4795 Год назад

      Him and his dad are hilarious together. Check out his netflix series' travels/Christmas with my father and their audiobook

    • @LetsPlayCrazy
      @LetsPlayCrazy Год назад

      Oh so also shop at Lidél?

  • @lvffyst4rs
    @lvffyst4rs Год назад +195

    Note: Never tell Jack Whitehall you’re plant positive if you don’t want to be oxygen negative 😃✨✨

  • @akaymac1
    @akaymac1 Год назад +43

    I'm an American who went to school in England in 2020 and I remember going into all of the grocery stores at the beginning of the year and the "Veganuary" signage was everywhere lol...I was like is this England or California? hahaha

  • @leen8430
    @leen8430 Год назад +32

    Damn. For some reason I completely forgot how much I love your comedy, glad I got this reminder!

  • @junelondon1703
    @junelondon1703 Год назад +23

    He is one of my favorite comedians now. ^^

  • @Imfromjamaicaman
    @Imfromjamaicaman Год назад +74

    If you've had a no nut November, it's only fair to have a Wankuary, or Jerkuary, right?

    • @abdullamohamed7077
      @abdullamohamed7077 Год назад +6

      You forgot destroy divk December

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 Год назад +4

      Fibonacci fap February. Apply the Fibonacci sequence to the days of February, matching the numbers in the sequence with the number of times you fap.

    • @jameswebb8274
      @jameswebb8274 5 месяцев назад

      It's No Nut November and then Dick Destruction December

  • @blackfyrerose2292
    @blackfyrerose2292 Год назад +17

    Australians would not give up meat for January. We have our Australia Day on the 25th. It's our version of July 4th for Americans. But since Christams and New Years is in summer, we spend our January drunk and eating lots of lamb and BBQ grilled meat, and laying on a beach on by the pool. Yeah, so Vegans could probably take July or June. Nothing going on then. Winter is slow and green leafy foods are in season.

    • @stever3141
      @stever3141 Год назад +4

      Australia Day is 26 Jan.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Год назад +3

      A couple of vegan activists who are Australian- Joey Carbstrong, and James Aspey. They have popular channels here on RUclips.

  • @triadgaming3323
    @triadgaming3323 Год назад +18

    Great work mate ❤️❤️

  • @robertrockenfelder3201
    @robertrockenfelder3201 Год назад +8

    Plant Positive! That's too funny!

  • @IuriiZavalava
    @IuriiZavalava Год назад +13

    "I'm going to get booed and get tofu thrown at me"

  • @christophb2736
    @christophb2736 Год назад +12

    Jack could read the phone book and it would be hilarious!

  • @karinberonius8799
    @karinberonius8799 Год назад +46

    I've tried one of Lidl's vegan burgers. The one that you just heat up in the microwave. With the bun, pretend cheese, and something that looks like a slice of pickled cucumber.
    Oh, the horror.

    • @lorrainefryer
      @lorrainefryer Год назад +7

      Try beyond burgers.

    • @karinberonius8799
      @karinberonius8799 Год назад +3

      @lorrainefryer They'd better be good considering the price! Here they're priced at £22/ kilo!

    • @melinaz.z.1033
      @melinaz.z.1033 Год назад +11

      Oh yes it is terrible😅 But I think most microwave Burgers would be?😂
      The vegan pattys From Aldi are okay

    • @karinberonius8799
      @karinberonius8799 Год назад +3

      @melinaz.z.1033 The microwave makes most meals sad. I'll think about other vegan options while I make some more moose meatballs.😋

    • @ajvintage9579
      @ajvintage9579 Год назад +5

      Real plant-based whole food is very delicious and satisfying.

  • @kakashi_hatake20038
    @kakashi_hatake20038 Год назад +12

    Ur an amazing comedian Jack. The best along with Kevin Hart

  • @an830
    @an830 Год назад +3

    Fantastic 🏆🤗💕

  • @laurelrhodes744
    @laurelrhodes744 Год назад +59

    As a January baby, I will never ever partake in one of the January challenges! Yes, I am one of those people who loves their birthday that much. 😅🤣🎂

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 Год назад +1

      I'm January born as well but I really dislike my birth month since it's often the coldest month of the year and I hate the cold. I wanna throw nice little summer grill birthday parties, not be huddled under heaps of blankets!
      and about those challenges; you don't need any kind of 'official' event, if you want to lay of booze or meat for a month you can do it whenever, no artificial peer pressure needed.

    • @destinydarrling9276
      @destinydarrling9276 Год назад +1

      Same!

    • @Jazzy31
      @Jazzy31 Год назад +2

      @@benzaiten933 Come to Australia mate 🤣

    • @Yakito666
      @Yakito666 Год назад

      Even Heroinuary?

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Год назад +1

    "plant positive" lmao 🤣😂

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Год назад +9

    As a person whose birthday is in January, I resent all this dissing of my month of origin.

    • @lambentlamprey
      @lambentlamprey Год назад

      Greetings fellow Smackuary baby :)

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Год назад +1

      We January babies don't want everyone being grouchy when they choose our birthday presents! Fortunately, most vegans will tell you they wished they went vegan sooner! I will!

    • @Lean-zj1nl
      @Lean-zj1nl Год назад +2

      I'm born on June, which is pride month, and you know what- i think that's great

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 Год назад

      I'm born in January and diss my birth month relentlessly. not because of Veganuary, no alcohol January or any such trends you can simply ignore, nay, simply because it's the coldest month of the year and I dislike freezing immensely.

  • @candicecharles5375
    @candicecharles5375 8 месяцев назад

    Love you Jack 😂😂

  • @Amanda_K9
    @Amanda_K9 Год назад +3

    Dry January? That is so jarring to hear. In Australia it's Dry July.

  • @DaveTexas
    @DaveTexas Год назад

    I live in Texas. If any store here attempted to promote "Veganuary," the store would be nothing more than a pile of ash with a few thousand bullets in it by the next morning. The amount of space devoted to "meat alternatives" in local supermarkets is three or four shelves in one four-foot-wide freezer case. The amount of space for red meat alone is somewhere in the neighborhood of 60 feet of refrigerated cases stocked bottom to top with every part of the cow - PLUS a separate butcher counter with another 20 feet of red meat displays.

  • @someguy2135
    @someguy2135 Год назад +277

    The reason plant based meat is more expensive than meat made from animals is that the government heavily subsidizes animal agriculture. Once enough people buy plant based meat products, the price will come down. We should vote with our wallets. Supply and demand plus economies of scale will do the rest.

    • @katalinelo8011
      @katalinelo8011 Год назад +42

      And probably also because it takes several steps to make grain and soy look and taste like meat. Industrial processing. Using a lot of water and energy. So vegans can substitute meat they hate. I enjoy vegan food occasionally, but that doesn't pretend to be meat but looks what it is: vegetables.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer Год назад +21

      LoL the reason it's more expensive is because they want it to be. It has nothing to do with subsidies (btw meat isn't subsidized, wheat, corn, and dairy are) but rather plain ole corporate greed.

    • @benkalem
      @benkalem Год назад +14

      Voting with your wallet works up until the point you are faced with reality. After that, you go for what you can afford.

    • @randomina465
      @randomina465 Год назад +3

      Wrong

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Год назад +8

      @@katalinelo8011 You- "Using a lot of water and energy." Each person switching to a plant based diet would save 219,000 gallons (829,000 liters) of water every year! "UNESCO Institute for Water Education: The production of a meat-based diet typically consumes twice the amount of water as compared to a plant-based diet.
      National Geographic:
      "On average, a vegan, a person who doesn't eat meat or dairy, indirectly consumes nearly 600 gallons of water per day less than a person who eats the average American diet."
      Diet change-a solution to reduce water use? (IOP Science):
      This 2014 research finds "reducing animal products in the human diet offers the potential to save water resources, up to the amount currently required to feed 1.8 billion additional people globally."-Truth Or Drought (Title follows- "How Would a Vegan Shift Save Water?")

  • @TotallyHuman
    @TotallyHuman Год назад

    That thing about 'wal-mar' in the states... that hit hard

  • @sunwisecircles
    @sunwisecircles Год назад +4

    no bleeping

  • @projectdrhati
    @projectdrhati 10 месяцев назад

    wish flew back to the very frst time moment i saw this. this one comedy show made me knw you

  • @CrimsonKage
    @CrimsonKage Год назад +6

    "Cuz that of course is the answer, we should all be going vegan"
    Sorry, I'm not convinced, surely in-vitro meat is the answer, producing meat without killing any animals and being able to scale it up to be cheaper and take less space. Kinda seems a lot easier than trying to convince a lot of very opinionated people to abandon steaks and bacon, but that's just me.

    • @timtreefrog9646
      @timtreefrog9646 Год назад

      At present people say "they don't like the thought of lab grown meat". There is no saving humanity. They prefer the meat from animals, who spend time living in their own sh*t 🤔

  • @cosmicriptid
    @cosmicriptid Год назад +12

    I'm vegetarian, but I have no problem with the vegan jokes, as long as meat eaters are willing to be made fun of back.

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 Год назад +7

      We can be roasted. 😉😋

    • @Penguinstudios123
      @Penguinstudios123 Год назад +2

      vegetarianism and veganism are 2 very different things. vegetarianism is a diet. veganism is an animal rights movement. and i've never heard of a meat eater being willing to be made fun of without them resorting to stereotypes about vegans or getting butthurt lmaoooo. maybe there is some. idk. a feel like a lot of jokes about vegans are just misinformed. but if someone comes up with an actually funny one, go crazy lmao. just bored shitless of being told i eat grass. get a new one buddiessss

    • @death-moth
      @death-moth Год назад +1

      "Meat eaters" that's new...

    • @Penguinstudios123
      @Penguinstudios123 Год назад +1

      @@death-moth how😭

    • @death-moth
      @death-moth Год назад +1

      @@Penguinstudios123 I mean we ain't carnivores??? Lmao.

  • @dylancole1910
    @dylancole1910 Год назад +46

    I still tell people I’m Vegetarian ( because apparently that’s more normal than vegan?) if they ask questions because I can’t deal with the hostile way people look at me and treat me the second I say I don’t do dairy or say the word vegan. I get it, there are toxic af vegans out there but I wouldn’t be giving up cheese, milk, and bread if I didn’t have to for my health. Woke vegans ruined what should be a completely normal dietary option.

    • @HilaryLudkin-Finnie
      @HilaryLudkin-Finnie Год назад +9

      Exactly! *Stares at Vegan Teacher*

    • @JustAnotherPerson4U
      @JustAnotherPerson4U Год назад +7

      I got invited by a facebook friend recently to join a Vegan group. now I respect Vegans... But I'm already really picky and limited in what I eat now! Why would I restrict my diet even further when I already struggle with eating in general? She wasn't a close friend. Just someone I've met twice through a mutual friend.
      I don't blame her... but I wish it wasn't presented to me like I was being invited into a club rather than an optional diet. Especially cos I expressed no interest to become a vegan.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Год назад +10

      @@JustAnotherPerson4U Veganism isn't a diet. It is an ethical stance which has an effect on one's actions. The Vegan Society defines veganism as “a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude-as far as is possible and practicable-all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals”.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Год назад +3

      Most vegans started out eating animals and what comes out of them. Vegan activists need to remember that (usually) they did too at one point. However, once you learn all of the reasons to boycott animal products, it would be hard to defend doing so.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Год назад +3

      If you do it only for your health, you aren't vegan, you just eat a (fully) plant based diet.
      I have never heard of "Plant Positive!"

  • @AWM718
    @AWM718 Год назад +5

    Hi jack how are you

  • @jameshamaker9321
    @jameshamaker9321 Год назад

    I was born, in the month mentioned in the last joke, its cold and frequently very wet. January, no joke is the Fresno of birth months, it's not the greatest and yet it's always going to be there.

  • @julianklepczarek6366
    @julianklepczarek6366 Год назад +6

    "i love being politically neutral"- not him

  • @eringreenland
    @eringreenland Год назад +3

    Hello Jack xx 🩶

  • @samueldelahay764
    @samueldelahay764 Год назад +3

    Hi bbg

  • @ausbare140
    @ausbare140 Год назад +6

    I all in favour of nudist November.

    • @writerinprogress
      @writerinprogress Год назад

      Not in the northern hemisphere, thanks! Switch it to 'Au naturel August,' and then maybe we can talk...

  • @ruthodell1613
    @ruthodell1613 Год назад +3

    Helloooooo

  • @platonicphantom5838
    @platonicphantom5838 Год назад +8

    Down with veganuary

    • @patriciajorges869
      @patriciajorges869 Год назад +1

      No no no, love vegan food it's delicious

    • @platonicphantom5838
      @platonicphantom5838 Год назад

      @@patriciajorges869 but for a whole month??! Hell no.

    • @patriciajorges869
      @patriciajorges869 Год назад +1

      @@platonicphantom5838 I'm vegan for over two years, one of the best decisions I ever made. But everyone as he pleases :)

    • @sofiebrammer1482
      @sofiebrammer1482 Год назад +2

      True.
      We should generally check the consequences of our diet, Not only in one month per year.

  • @kimberlyortman7862
    @kimberlyortman7862 8 месяцев назад

    ❤❤❤😂😂😂❤❤

  • @Martyn_Wolf
    @Martyn_Wolf Год назад +1

    Sounds a lot likes MacIntyre than he did before

  • @brunolopes2205
    @brunolopes2205 Год назад

    I think people just dont like vegans bc they dont shut up about it. Its the same with people who do crossfit or drive eletric.
    As for Greta... that girl is no different than those babies that are paraded in social media by their parents, way in over her head and completely lacking the education or awareness to make a point by herself. She is going by a script and quite a basic one at that.
    Its one of the reasons people hate enviromental activists. They're all bark. The people actually doing the work, inventing the technology, majorly reducing the carbon footprint within the most poluting industries are not heard off or recognised, they didnt drop out of school to rant about a couple trees. They went to school and studied for years on end to acutally have a technological impact on the way we live so that we dont lose the commodities we have come to expect while being greener. Which takes me to the biggest reason people hate vegans/enviromental activists...
    Most are hipocryts and dont deny themselves of the products of the polluting activity they shame.

  • @samicurtain9912
    @samicurtain9912 Год назад

    Do you play the nerdy guy in good omens

    • @commandermercury6654
      @commandermercury6654 Год назад

      I don’t think so but he does sort of look like Newt, doesn’t he? 😂

    • @Tezza97
      @Tezza97 Год назад +2

      yes he does

  • @sonja9410
    @sonja9410 Год назад +1

    PPLANT POSITIVE

  • @dekeking9416
    @dekeking9416 Год назад +6

    My birthday's the following week I was born on the shittiest month no holidays to look forward to

  • @misstakenot9582
    @misstakenot9582 Год назад +8

    Does it really have to be bleeped? There's always the choice not to watch.

  • @operator_hoodie
    @operator_hoodie Год назад

    0:53
    *Plahnt pohsihtive*

  • @kyleanuar9090
    @kyleanuar9090 Год назад +2

    Impossible burgers and the kinds are toxic.

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 Год назад +1

    is it the stage lighting that make Jack's eye shine like he is on Spice? they're glowing.

  • @elizabetheaton3882
    @elizabetheaton3882 Год назад +2

    Ugh🤣

  • @cloverfjord
    @cloverfjord Год назад +5

    I must see your father's response to Naughty Prince Harry's current undertakings

  • @cmdr
    @cmdr Год назад +1

    Too many beeps. For a non-native english speaker it'd be much better if we could learn some new ~bad~ words or applications of those we already know

  • @manwhodoesthings
    @manwhodoesthings Год назад

    You've just made an enemy my friend. 01/16. B-Day.

  • @minnie383
    @minnie383 Год назад +3

    he can't believe greta did anything on her own

    • @nxxynx5039
      @nxxynx5039 Год назад +2

      Don't think he believes any of it

  • @draconicwarrior32
    @draconicwarrior32 Год назад +1

    please leave my birthday month alone

  • @joshwong800
    @joshwong800 Год назад +2

    What!give up murdering innocent babies for a whole month??? That's just a bit too far don't ya think? 🥶💀👹

    • @levidaxion5218
      @levidaxion5218 Год назад +1

      In my defense, said babies are very tasty.

    • @joshwong800
      @joshwong800 Год назад

      @@levidaxion5218 doesn't sound like you are the one needing the defending in that scenario hey?

  • @thefancyconspiracist
    @thefancyconspiracist Год назад +17

    Fun fact: humans are actually omnivores

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Год назад +8

      Biologists classify humans as omnivores based on observed behavior in the majority, and the fact that we can digest both plants and animals. Our ancestors had to eat whatever they could get a hold of to survive long enough to reproduce. That included bugs, the equivalent of road kill, and sometimes other humans. Just because we can digest something, doesn't mean we should. Fortunately, most of us today can be more selective. We can eat a diet which is better for our health, longevity, our environment, and our fellow Earthlings- a fully plant based diet centered around whole foods.
      Animals in the wild have to eat each other. We do not.

    • @robos3809
      @robos3809 Год назад +3

      @H M you just described hunting, a popular sport

    • @timtreefrog9646
      @timtreefrog9646 Год назад +1

      Yep. We have the choice. We can eat both. There are also supermarkets full of choice.
      One choice helps the planet, other beings, and frees up land so that more food can be produced per sq m. The other causes suffering, overtakes wild land, wastes water, and feeds big pharma.

    • @robos3809
      @robos3809 Год назад +2

      @@someguy2135 i enjoy the taste of meat, also i have a nutrient deficiency meaning i literally need to eat red meats or die

    • @sofiebrammer1482
      @sofiebrammer1482 Год назад

      @@robos3809
      There are people for whom it is Impossible to stay healty on a plantbased diet.
      And for them, the responsibility needs to be judged differently. Obviously.
      Still, one should then check how much meant one really needs and also buy meat from (as) Happy (as possible) animals as far as one can afford.
      But if you don't have a choice whether to eat meat or Not, you can of course not be blamed for eating meat.

  • @HeidiBird
    @HeidiBird Год назад

    I feel like I have seen this bit before.

  • @Bad_mood_bunny
    @Bad_mood_bunny Год назад +1

    I’m plant positive- positive they are a side dish

    • @amirrhodesve791
      @amirrhodesve791 Год назад +1

      We can tell Stephanie

    • @death-moth
      @death-moth Год назад

      @@amirrhodesve791 If I've read the tone correctly, that was an unnecessary jab at them.

    • @amirrhodesve791
      @amirrhodesve791 Год назад

      @@death-moth you definitely read it correctly

    • @death-moth
      @death-moth Год назад

      @@amirrhodesve791 Well... don't :)

  • @ajvintage9579
    @ajvintage9579 Год назад +10

    So tired of the “vegans are too weak to…” trope. Germany’s strongest man is vegan.

    • @up3315
      @up3315 Год назад +2

      Result isn't typical.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Год назад +3

      @@up3315 Considering the tiny percentage of people who are vegan, the number of world class athletes who eat plant based is amazing!

    • @nxxynx5039
      @nxxynx5039 Год назад +3

      He's far from the strongest man. He's an extreme user of tren, steroids and various other chemicals. He been caught out numerous times and to meet the calorie deficit he is doing far more environmental damage with his diet that doesn't exactly rely on kale and squash. Feel free to be vegan but it won't make you strong or particularly healthy over a properly balanced diet. A normal diet should need zero supplements or conscious effort to consume specific things to make up for a lack in essential compounds and proteins. Evolution has proven omnivorous diets to be the key to a species success higher in the food chain and it's overall survival.
      Most vegans are not strong nor particularly healthy. Unless your make a deliberate effort to manage your macros and micros you will be limiting your health. If you are doing that then you have my respect and admiration but you'd be the exception not the rule - very rarely have I met a young man that was vegan that wasn't actively harming themselves by mismanagement of diet.

  • @Jay.laxx14
    @Jay.laxx14 Год назад +3

    FIRST

  • @beast6213
    @beast6213 Год назад

    How about Meatless March? Drown your meatless sorrows in booze all month long and say you just really love St. Patrick's Day.

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 Год назад

      no sugar September?

    • @beast6213
      @beast6213 Год назад

      @@benzaiten933 hadn't heard of that, but that works too!

  • @observantwonderer7401
    @observantwonderer7401 Год назад +3

    I love you Jack, but I have to disagree, being vegan is not 100% better or healthier for you, it's just not. Being Vegetarian Yes. Only eating 1/4 of the food table... not so much

  • @trishnaagrawal3665
    @trishnaagrawal3665 Год назад +1

    why is jack whitehall always wearing the same outfit in his videos???? i literally get confused as to whether or not i've seen this before like hello there are other colors in this world babe???

    • @SmerkyRandomised
      @SmerkyRandomised Год назад +2

      If you dislike him always wearing the same clothes, then you would hate Tom Scott

    • @James-zw3oj
      @James-zw3oj Год назад

      the clips of him in this outfit are from the same stand up show mate

  • @saraquintanilha5903
    @saraquintanilha5903 Год назад

    É pena censurarem o discurso do cómico...

  • @alisamclellan4373
    @alisamclellan4373 Год назад +1

    My birthday is the 11th of January

  • @storm861
    @storm861 Год назад +1

    Veganuary?? You mean Christian fasting?

  • @LostButNotFound01
    @LostButNotFound01 Год назад

    It's so sad. To be so young and pretty, but totally ignorant.

  • @airmanma
    @airmanma Год назад +4

    Too bad they have to censor.

  • @kasenkelley528
    @kasenkelley528 Год назад

    My birthday is in January

  • @_smiler_294
    @_smiler_294 Год назад +1

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