Heath Franklin's Chopper
Heath Franklin's Chopper
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In Australia its mostly crims and farmers that have guns. In the USA the kids are even into it.
Filmed at the comics lounge in North Melbourne April 6th. This isn't usually part of the 'Not Here to F*** Spiders' show but I thought I'd throw it in as a treat.
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7 Days host Jeremy Corbett wonders if Chopper will kiss a spider.
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Thank you to the legends at 7 Days for organising this catch up with an old friend. If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs... 'oh no, oh no, oh f no'
Another comedian is in trouble for ejecting a mother from a comedy show.
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chopper is a comedian that does stand up comedy like arj barker and there was some outrage and a victim, some milk (life) a bit of a media blow up during a slow news week
Bogans get things done. Yuppies are useless.
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I know who id rather live next door to when there's a blackout. This is from my special 'Bogan Jesus'. On tour in Australia and NZ in 2024 bio.to/IyN4LM - for tickets
28 March 2024
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AFL drug scandal (alleged). I fixed it for you.
The real problem with Jetstar
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A lot of people make fun of Jetstar but i dont reckon its their fault...
Hangovers
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You ever have a hangover so bad you think your brain is broken? Try this little trick.
The Night Before Christmas. You can't beat the classics.
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If this sketch was a person it would be old enough to drive.
Chopper 2024 New Zealand Tour announcement
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Chopper is touring New Zealand with his brand new show 'Not Here To F Spiders' in 2024 Tickets here bio.to/IyN4LM
How good is Aldi?
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Chopper has been shopping at Aldi and its blown his mind. The bargains start before you even get in the door.
Choppy the bush Kangaroo and Kiwi Chopper 2024 Tour announcement!
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My new Show 'Not Here To F k' Spiders is on sale now Tickets here bio.to/IyN4LM
Magpie swooping season has begun
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Magpie swooping season has begun
Chopper has a solution to the cost of living crisis
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Chopper has a solution to the cost of living crisis
Breathable undies. WTF?
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Breathable undies. WTF?
Soccer! (guess how I feel about it...)
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Soccer! (guess how I feel about it...)
Inspirational quotes can get f***ed
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Inspirational quotes can get f ed
Chop and Heath talk about what's coming up
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Chop and Heath talk about what's coming up
Having a king can get f***ed
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Having a king can get f ed
School Zones can get f***ed
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School Zones can get f ed
People who say 'Y'ALL' can get f***ed
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People who say 'Y'ALL' can get f ed
Rips QEII
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Rips QEII
Things That Can Get F***ed: Canberra Traffic Lights
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Things That Can Get F ed: Canberra Traffic Lights
Things That Can Get F***ed; Sitting next to someone who won't sit still.
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Things That Can Get F ed; Sitting next to someone who won't sit still.
Things that can get f***ed: Queues
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Things that can get f ed: Queues
Chopper reviews the winter olympics (2022)
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Chopper reviews the winter olympics (2022)
Lockdown Survival Tips
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Lockdown Survival Tips
PROMO: My NZ tour is back on, baby!
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PROMO: My NZ tour is back on, baby!
Mother's Day gift idea
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Mother's Day gift idea
Married At First Sight: What I reckon
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Married At First Sight: What I reckon
April Fools explained
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April Fools explained

Комментарии

  • @car0lineadams108
    @car0lineadams108 День назад

    This man doesn't care about his loyal fans. Go fuck spiders.

  • @alreadybanned-pe6se
    @alreadybanned-pe6se 2 дня назад

    Jesus is alive And he's sitting at the right hand of the throne of God. When he comes back He's bringing a sword That is quenched with the blood of his enemies

  • @muzzandmich
    @muzzandmich 7 дней назад

    So good.

  • @jayshomer4191
    @jayshomer4191 8 дней назад

    That was a good one 😂

  • @Justin-ui3vs
    @Justin-ui3vs 8 дней назад

    Love your stuff bro

  • @Brad.whatthe
    @Brad.whatthe 8 дней назад

    When we had a blackout our dad would set the rubbish bin on fire and call it a camping trip....

  • @sandystead8932
    @sandystead8932 8 дней назад

    you watched the clip cpm5596 so you must still be a fan. its only comedy. chill out

  • @crazyprayingmantis5596
    @crazyprayingmantis5596 8 дней назад

    Can't believe this guy is still making a living from Chopper, surely its run its course

  • @gb18407
    @gb18407 9 дней назад

    Where's Mini Chop?

  • @DRevilfinger
    @DRevilfinger 10 дней назад

    Like a duck.

  • @djpomare
    @djpomare 10 дней назад

    On ya Chops

  • @peterohanlon6789
    @peterohanlon6789 10 дней назад

    👍

  • @geoffbrumpton8544
    @geoffbrumpton8544 10 дней назад

    Bucket list item done ✅ 🤦‍♂️

  • @preston963
    @preston963 10 дней назад

    It's a totally harmless Huntsman spider,,, So WTF is all this shit about, there is none ok.

  • @AusTerranX
    @AusTerranX 10 дней назад

    You kissed a baby Huntsman spider, not sure why the women screamed! It was cute lol

  • @joebloggs2635
    @joebloggs2635 10 дней назад

    This Chopper couldn't shoot himself in the kneecap. 😂

    • @matthewmcclure5218
      @matthewmcclure5218 10 дней назад

      ????????? Please explain

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 9 дней назад

      @@matthewmcclure5218he’s a lousy shot

    • @Hotdogger808
      @Hotdogger808 9 дней назад

      Well he bloody did a number on Nev Bartoss......

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 9 дней назад

      @@Hotdogger808 had to get close tho

    • @Dave-Rough-Diamond-Dunn
      @Dave-Rough-Diamond-Dunn 8 дней назад

      @@matthewmcclure5218 Plus, this Chopper is an overweight comedian, the real Chopper would be a different thing!

  • @lyndyloo675
    @lyndyloo675 10 дней назад

    Legend! ✌️

  • @Alabaster335
    @Alabaster335 10 дней назад

    Need these shows on DVD Chop for us fukkers that live no-where near a capital city.

  • @sparrow2073
    @sparrow2073 10 дней назад

    Yesssss ✔️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Next!!!!!!!

  • @Kitana2020
    @Kitana2020 10 дней назад

    Hahahahaha

  • @Kitana2020
    @Kitana2020 10 дней назад

    Omg this is brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @michaelhartley2645
    @michaelhartley2645 12 дней назад

    Aarh classic I love my fellow bogans 👍

  • @robynwright8298
    @robynwright8298 13 дней назад

    I agree it's terrible 😞

  • @Kitana2020
    @Kitana2020 13 дней назад

    🤣 methy pigeon

  • @ste0038
    @ste0038 13 дней назад

    "Before he invades their country" literally posted 14 days before he invaded their country

  • @vikj1255
    @vikj1255 15 дней назад

    Share.

  • @Kitana2020
    @Kitana2020 15 дней назад

    Lmao, I can't wait to watch you!

  • @Kitana2020
    @Kitana2020 15 дней назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @presntnow
    @presntnow 15 дней назад

    Hahahahaha 😂

  • @surfcoastnews8379
    @surfcoastnews8379 18 дней назад

    Excellent Smithers

  • @garadak7.
    @garadak7. 18 дней назад

    Based

  • @jasonfraser701
    @jasonfraser701 18 дней назад

    All that for the worst punchline ever. Great chop chop impersonating add that's as bad as one of his

  • @trippledee351
    @trippledee351 18 дней назад

    When it came time to cut the cord, the ever helpful Mr Chopper brought out his Keith-ie George Commemorative edition 🔪 to do the honors.

  • @groovejets
    @groovejets 18 дней назад

    Love it Chopper. Stuff all this woke lefty crap, great response!

  • @WinahhTaylahh
    @WinahhTaylahh 18 дней назад

    😂Gold mate as usual!

  • @bosshogg1915
    @bosshogg1915 18 дней назад

    😂🤣

  • @parisrose5766
    @parisrose5766 18 дней назад

    Awsome! Thats such a dumb joke. Do it again.

  • @aussiemoover1
    @aussiemoover1 18 дней назад

    Trueblue!

  • @piratecaptain4941
    @piratecaptain4941 20 дней назад

    Absolutley true assessment

  • @nuftis
    @nuftis 20 дней назад

    That last line 👌😂

  • @blahblahblah8911
    @blahblahblah8911 20 дней назад

    not bad

  • @toddb9313
    @toddb9313 20 дней назад

    Does the ticket state that births are not allowed at the show? If not she has paid to attend.

  • @RM-ti8nf
    @RM-ti8nf 20 дней назад

    😂😂😂

  • @garthvenn8054
    @garthvenn8054 20 дней назад

    Bloody cheapskate, One ticket instead of Two!!

  • @nedread6700
    @nedread6700 20 дней назад

    Love that joke 100 placent

  • @deanpd3402
    @deanpd3402 20 дней назад

    I wouldn't mind betting that no mother would have been brave enough to complain at one of the real Choppers shows.

  • @Albolf
    @Albolf 21 день назад

    Trans women are ok though. They don't have babies.

  • @shaunmorris8176
    @shaunmorris8176 21 день назад

    Bring your kid to work day for you chopper.

  • @shaunmorris8176
    @shaunmorris8176 21 день назад

    Chopper you are the father.

  • @HonchHeado
    @HonchHeado 21 день назад

    Should've asked em for some cash chop ya know like ya did Nevil Bartos?