Things That Can Get F***ed: Canberra Traffic Lights

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  • Опубликовано: 31 авг 2022
  • This one seems a bit specific but hear me out here. Also I messed up the dates at the end but will get that sorted and put up proper dates ASAP.

Комментарии • 59

  • @Dave_1969
    @Dave_1969 Год назад +36

    Um Canberra is the only state in Australia we're it's legal to smoke cannabis (weed) that's why the traffic lights are so slow it's to give the drivers times to pack a cone and smoke it before the lights turns green 😂👍

    • @kevdimo6459
      @kevdimo6459 Год назад +12

      It’s legal because you have to be off your face to live there.

    • @lunch2102
      @lunch2102 Год назад +5

      Canberra isnt a state

    • @kevdimo6459
      @kevdimo6459 Год назад +4

      @@lunch2102 no but it’s in a state, a bad state!

    • @johnnykeys1978
      @johnnykeys1978 Год назад

      No, its legal so the offspring of federal politicians can get away with doing a Hunter Biden.

    • @kevdimo6459
      @kevdimo6459 Год назад

      @@johnnykeys1978 the majority of our politicians aren’t old enough to have children old enough to be working, unlike in America where the decrepit old bastards they elect have great grandchildren.

  • @johnnykeys1978
    @johnnykeys1978 Год назад +11

    Try Newcastle. Highest density of traffic lights per kilometer of road in the country. Plenty of street crime because "there is not enough police resources available". However there is always enough police resources available for them to sit on the side of the road in a BMW and wait for 'crimes' that are easy to catch. Just a co-incidence. Move along.

  • @ihopetowin
    @ihopetowin Год назад +12

    Plenty of bars, you can always get a fight in Canberra.

    • @unbearableunbearable2740
      @unbearableunbearable2740 Год назад +1

      Those Canberra Raiders players make the papers every year, getting out on the Pi55 and jobbing some punters.

  • @unbearableunbearable2740
    @unbearableunbearable2740 Год назад +3

    Canberra looks like Pyongyang.

  • @matmccarthy515
    @matmccarthy515 Год назад +3

    Sen-fucking-sational Uncle Chop-Chop!
    (10 years in Canberra).

  • @geoffbrumpton8544
    @geoffbrumpton8544 Год назад +6

    Once upon a long time ago I had a query resolved with Telstra while waiting to get through a set of lights( could well of been the same set)

    • @Blanchy10
      @Blanchy10 Год назад +3

      That has to be an exaggeration! Who gets anything resolved with Telstra?

  • @M0ntaroo
    @M0ntaroo Год назад +1

    Love your work

  • @Dru1111
    @Dru1111 Год назад +1

    Nice to see you Heath!

  • @yoellcall
    @yoellcall Год назад +3

    When are you coming to NZ, we need you. x

  • @paulw9584
    @paulw9584 Год назад +1

    Good work fella - Do a piece on Melbourne e-scooters - they can get fu*ed -that is if you dont get hit and Fu$%d by one first

  • @rastusbaker
    @rastusbaker Год назад +1

    Oh that is Canberra... #FAF Lawrence of Arabia. Was it the Director's cut?

  • @ItisSusan
    @ItisSusan Год назад +1

    Love ya 🤣 🤣 🤣 Brissy here 🍻

  • @fenixrising75
    @fenixrising75 Год назад +2

    Canberra CBD has 40 kph speed limit & red light & speed cameras, so if you are just reaching an intersection doing the speed limit & the lights change, you barely have enough time to get through before the red. They are big intersections.
    Your choices are do the speed limit & take the chance on the red light camera or go a little over the limit (like 43) to beat the red light but risk the speed camera.

    • @johnnykeys1978
      @johnnykeys1978 Год назад

      If this scheme wasn't so obviously slated against the people I would applaud the ingenuity... but instead it's blatantly obvious, and the beneficiaries of the (obvious) scam are praying our collective ignorance lasts longer than their own existence...

  • @simonlambe8347
    @simonlambe8347 Год назад +3

    When are you coming to Adelaide

  • @bigbad253
    @bigbad253 Год назад +8

    Have you seen the Canberra roundabouts with traffic lights??

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 Год назад +1

      Oh Fuck No! My worst fucking nightmare!

    • @fenixrising75
      @fenixrising75 Год назад

      Yes!! I was there two months ago & was caught at the red light in the middle of the roundabout.
      The fact you don't see this anywhere else in the country says a lot.

    • @smithy2
      @smithy2 Год назад

      The Barton hwy roundalights is the nightmare nightmares have

  • @aeromech8563
    @aeromech8563 Год назад +2

    Fkn gold bra 🤟

  • @garystinten9339
    @garystinten9339 Год назад

    Come to Traralgon.

  • @paddlesmcbean2366
    @paddlesmcbean2366 Год назад +2

    Canberra is not a state, it is the ACT that is a territory.

  • @blackcorp0001
    @blackcorp0001 Год назад +2

    Karen's who need a manager anytime something offends them ... ffs

  • @Azz00000
    @Azz00000 Год назад +1

    Come to Perth Chop🤙

    • @psychedelicprawncrumpets9479
      @psychedelicprawncrumpets9479 Год назад +1

      Paul Stanley from kiss said he wants to retire in Perth. He said he loves it over there.. He must be off his head 🤣

  • @smithy2
    @smithy2 Год назад

    Amen chopper

  • @Camspam100
    @Camspam100 Год назад +1

    Night Shaza 👍

  • @johntomasik1555
    @johntomasik1555 Год назад

    I'll give ya a city that's exciting: Taipei. Simply amazing, for everyone.

  • @speedwaynutt
    @speedwaynutt Год назад

    Australian Government-Roundabouts it is then

  • @bobbrown8661
    @bobbrown8661 Год назад +2

    Canberra has traffic lights?

    • @bigbad253
      @bigbad253 Год назад

      Yes - some of them are on roundabouts.

  • @wildedavid
    @wildedavid Год назад

    Guess you aren’t coming to Canberra then?

  • @kcinkg
    @kcinkg Год назад

    😂