Chopper has a solution to the cost of living crisis

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  • Опубликовано: 7 июн 2023
  • chopper is tired of being told to stop spending money during the cost of living crisis so he's decided to take matters into his own hands, literally.

Комментарии • 89

  • @antonmiles8167
    @antonmiles8167 Год назад +59

    I stole someone’s internet to watch this video.

  • @vinnywelsh
    @vinnywelsh Год назад +18

    Nicely done Chop! That cut away to the sunset over the valley had me in tears!

  • @__PJ__
    @__PJ__ Год назад +11

    The "cunts" cutaway is funny... the "stealing shit" was a bit much...

  • @jedi8810
    @jedi8810 Год назад +6

    The five-finger discount. It is a fair dinkum Australian tradition.

  • @steveblackbird5174
    @steveblackbird5174 Год назад +8

    I prefer permanent relocation, instead of stealing, but each to their own. Gold Chopper!

    • @maladjustedtv
      @maladjustedtv Год назад +1

      "Surprise Stealth Acquisition" 🥃😎👍

  • @Lenoxygen
    @Lenoxygen Год назад +4

    Chops looking good these days

  • @dougstubbs9637
    @dougstubbs9637 Год назад +3

    Yeeees, fuckin hello Chopper. I prefer the terminology ‘Pilfering’ to stealing shit. Like when the Gamekeeper is actually the poacher.
    Exactly what got most of the population shipped out here from pommyland in the first place. Thus, Pilfering is Patriotic. Cheers.

  • @IntrepidsRus
    @IntrepidsRus Год назад +6

    Brilliant and Funny as always. Thanks for the laugh and life advice, I'm off to steal a stocking!

  • @stevezurek7281
    @stevezurek7281 Год назад +3

    Chopps ya got it in the bag mate. 👍👍👍🇦🇺. Corporate dogs bow your heads

  • @Machete90210
    @Machete90210 Год назад +5

    "C*NTS"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OffGridInvestor
    @OffGridInvestor 4 месяца назад +1

    I like the part where the Irish music started. The irish were forced by the British to either eat or pay rent. One year ALL THE RENT increased and the ENTIRE POPULATION of some areas started living in shanty towns on public land. The British landlords were so spiteful they actually WRECKED THEIR HOUSES by taking the ROOVES OFF so the tenants couldn't live in them. Rents the same price? Screw that. No rent and I wreck the house I own. Another time they offered food in a far away town with less than 12 hours notice during the potato famine in the freezing cold. So a bunch tried to walk to that town in the dark in the freezing cold and about 1/4 to 1/3 died with a combination of starvation and hypothermia. Even the British public was shocked when newspapers in England broke the story.

  • @conner.9262
    @conner.9262 Год назад +5

    Watching from the UK ….. brilliant….. ONLY CHOPPER can bring this great idea to our attention….. great community advice ….?? Hahaha

    • @Colt45hatchback
      @Colt45hatchback 7 месяцев назад

      Were 90's people in the uk different? I feel like untill recently the national motto for people of the uk was to take anything that wasnt bolted down, and take some tools from somewhere so they can take the bolted down things aswell 😂

  • @presntnow
    @presntnow 19 дней назад +1

    Free feed in Lockup!
    That's business at its best, Chopper.
    Thanks mate 😂

  • @adamfoerster9155
    @adamfoerster9155 Год назад +10

    You a fkin legend mate! Hit the nail on the head!

  • @shanemaher5150
    @shanemaher5150 Год назад +2

    Uncle Chop Chop for PM.
    😂

  • @djpomare
    @djpomare Год назад +2

    That's why you're king, Chops. Dang those little kid ram raiders.

  • @sarahryan7444
    @sarahryan7444 4 месяца назад +4

    Love your vids Chop!❤ when are you going to do a show in Adelaide?😘

  • @adman6380
    @adman6380 Год назад +4

    Gold as always thanks

  • @seanmckelvey6618
    @seanmckelvey6618 18 дней назад

    I mean, he's making a fucking good point.

  • @Snowcrash777
    @Snowcrash777 Год назад +3

    Fn brilliant Heath!

  • @letsseeif
    @letsseeif Год назад +3

    Harvey Norman told me to tighten my belt. The shit!

  • @chuckynickolodean8420
    @chuckynickolodean8420 Год назад +1

    The 5 finger discount...

  • @missrachael1709
    @missrachael1709 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love your work Heath/Chopper. Please never stop. Peace.

  • @apachelives
    @apachelives Год назад +2

    Stealing? You mean asset relocation.

  • @piratecaptain4941
    @piratecaptain4941 5 месяцев назад +2

    He's absolutely correct

  • @chrisgraf1304
    @chrisgraf1304 Год назад +2

    I remember when I stole some wine gums (plus many more things) from my local corner store when I was a pup. That was the life

    • @possessedslig
      @possessedslig 6 месяцев назад +1

      The innocence of youth hey?

  • @sandrosliske
    @sandrosliske Год назад +1

    It's a time honoured tradition going back to our convict ancestors. If you are caught stealing shit then just say not doinhbso would be an infringement on your cultural freedom. Probably wouldn't work because that's how we got here in the first place.

  • @avivabillington5514
    @avivabillington5514 Год назад +1

    😂 "Kids don't try this at home"

  • @youmenoww
    @youmenoww Год назад +1

    haha, bloody brilliant as always!

  • @barrygiddey9139
    @barrygiddey9139 Год назад +1

    Great idea 💡

  • @gavinelliot3564
    @gavinelliot3564 4 месяца назад +1

    Choice.

  • @simulatorexperiencer7662
    @simulatorexperiencer7662 Год назад +1

    no price tag then its free

  • @leecampion4294
    @leecampion4294 4 месяца назад

    Love him!!

  • @cathtastrophe8
    @cathtastrophe8 11 месяцев назад

    Uncle Chop chop, thanks for the hit tips. Any advice on what to do when the Jacks come round?

  • @LukeSkyfall765
    @LukeSkyfall765 Год назад +2

    Haha been hoping for a new vid. Start doing more plz. Peace from NZ

  • @ACE-gk5gi
    @ACE-gk5gi 20 дней назад

    Fantastic......lol....ya Goofy m8te from Australia

  • @stuartstibbs2069
    @stuartstibbs2069 4 месяца назад

    Magic!😂

  • @NonpartisanMedia
    @NonpartisanMedia 5 месяцев назад +1

    So best way to stop inflation is government stop spending money.
    For example;
    - 400 million on a refendum
    - wanting to spend 25 million on a flag pole
    - spent 48 billion on covid

  • @sausage5849
    @sausage5849 7 месяцев назад

    Good tip Chopper!

  • @paddingtonbear5172
    @paddingtonbear5172 Год назад +2

    Wealth re-allocation .

  • @andrewthomas695
    @andrewthomas695 Год назад

    you had me at see you next tuesdays. Factual and funny. How long before the pitch forks turn up at their homes?

  • @bella0167
    @bella0167 4 месяца назад

    Ahahahaha hahaha 😂

  • @mattboggs6304
    @mattboggs6304 Год назад +4

    If you're black and live in California, you can literally walk into any store and take whatever you want. If the employees call the cops on you, they get sacked. LOL. What a great time to be alive!

    • @robynstephens166
      @robynstephens166 Год назад

      That is backfiring in the good ole u s of a. Reference Walmart in Chicago closing down due to shoplifting that the cops wont do anything about.

  • @B_Vuv
    @B_Vuv Год назад

    bahaha Gold!

  • @vinnywelsh
    @vinnywelsh Год назад

    STEAL > Strategically Transport Equipment to an Alternate Location

  • @CA999
    @CA999 Год назад

    Careful you might be transported to the Penal Colony of Botany Bay...

  • @sparrow2073
    @sparrow2073 Год назад +2

    😂😂😂😂

  • @ralfi955
    @ralfi955 Год назад +1

    I am NOT into stealing but f* king awesome vid😈

  • @bigcazza5260
    @bigcazza5260 5 месяцев назад

    african americans missed the joke

  • @7star7storm7
    @7star7storm7 Год назад +1

    🔥🇦🇺🤘

  • @PONTIANGOD
    @PONTIANGOD Год назад +1

    Drosato Central Macedonia Checking In

    • @MooKau_
      @MooKau_ Год назад

      steal back lower macedonia already!

    • @JohnDoeC78
      @JohnDoeC78 Год назад

      You mean Greece?

    • @MooKau_
      @MooKau_ Год назад

      @@JohnDoeC78 Nope.

  • @twowongs8266
    @twowongs8266 Год назад

    Chopper's World....of abundance, or.....how to survive the Apocalypse; 'Chopper's' guide for the 'Underclass'.

  • @tdkreturns-batcavepictures1224

    But what If I start "Stealing Shit" and I get caught by Batman!

  • @Alfiy_Wolf
    @Alfiy_Wolf Год назад +1

    Steal peoples organs

  • @Alabaster335
    @Alabaster335 9 месяцев назад

    Americans are already way ahead of ya. lol

  • @lyndyloo675
    @lyndyloo675 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @coptotermes
    @coptotermes 4 месяца назад

    Very funny but somehow inappropriate?

  • @harveybirdman74
    @harveybirdman74 Год назад

    I bathe in Albo's tears.

  • @jamesaustralian9829
    @jamesaustralian9829 11 месяцев назад +1

    Every time Labor is in power, govt spending goes way up along with new taxes and levies - which are all costs passed onto YOU.

  • @adammcshane3166
    @adammcshane3166 Год назад

    I like nearly all of your clips Heath 👍 But I think this one is pretty stupid with the youth crime epidemic happening...Some of these messed up misfits may act on your advice....👎

  • @billiejohns6270
    @billiejohns6270 5 месяцев назад

    profiting off other people's name shame shame