Lockdown Survival Tips

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  • Опубликовано: 27 май 2021
  • These lockdowns keep happening so i thought i'd share some survival tips to help my mates in Victoria get through the next week.

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  • @chickenlittle5095
    @chickenlittle5095 3 года назад +24

    And don’t forget to stock up on Bog Roll. For what reason, I don’t know but hey.....

    • @YooWot
      @YooWot 3 года назад +2

      Tis the cue and the government's and pharmaceutical companies are trying to hide it.
      Peer reviewed evidence on my study of toilet paper and Coronavirus is agreed that no one who works in a toilet paper factory has actually contracted the virus (those who are a part of production and not the warehouse cleaners). Peace!

    • @joshstanton267
      @joshstanton267 3 года назад

      Because if you're in lockdown, you can't raid the entire back catalogue of pHub without adequate ammunition.

  • @YooWot
    @YooWot 3 года назад +6

    Absolutely 100% truth! I've done the filler foam cans as a teenager and there's so many possibilities. Throwing homebake into the equation is a home science experiment that could win a novel prize for breaking physics.
    Well done good sir and I'm sure we'll see more while people can't learn how to wash their hands and blame that cough on a packet a day cigarette habit for 30 years. Peace!

  • @elonmask50
    @elonmask50 3 года назад +3

    Absolutely bloody brilliant Heath.

  • @FilthyAmericanz
    @FilthyAmericanz 3 года назад +11

    Expanding Foam is handy to use on the neighbors with the loud exhausts in the mornings aye

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 3 года назад

      Or a banana up the exhaust pipe as per Axle Foley in Beverly Hills Cop.

    • @bigcazza5260
      @bigcazza5260 2 года назад

      @@markfryer9880 all that will do is give me a chance to limiter bash my v8 to blow the blockage out, ty

  • @NicRankin
    @NicRankin 3 года назад +3

    HOT CROSS BUUUNS, HOT CROSS BUUUNS...

  • @Inklenation
    @Inklenation 3 года назад +18

    I’m now looking at my sons drum kit out of the corner of my eye...

    • @carlbennett2417
      @carlbennett2417 3 года назад +5

      He doesn't have a recorder eh? Shame.

    • @Inklenation
      @Inklenation 3 года назад +1

      @@carlbennett2417 no... but I have a heap of harmonicas?! And my daughters guitar seems to be plugged into an amplifier.... hmmm 🤔
      It is 12:23am I’m in my reg grundies., rock n roll time?!
      Though I don’t feel motivated...

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 3 года назад

      @@Inklenation Here’s your motivation. You paid for all that stuff and lessons too, so now it’s time to get a return for your investment.
      Or you could just watch Spiderbait or Ram Jam doing Black Betty and take it from there!

    • @Inklenation
      @Inklenation 3 года назад

      @@markfryer9880 I thought I had to cook some ice first?!.

    • @joshstanton267
      @joshstanton267 3 года назад

      Is that a euphemism?

  • @missrugbyaust
    @missrugbyaust 3 года назад +21

    You forgot to add the bagpipes to learn to play

    • @davidcann8788
      @davidcann8788 3 года назад +4

      Expanding foam in your neighbour's bagpipes!

    • @letibravo
      @letibravo 3 года назад

      If I had a neighbor playing bagpipes I would shoot myself to end the misery.

    • @alistairogilvy7696
      @alistairogilvy7696 3 года назад

      Haha should have read a few more comments before posting my bagpipe plug ;)

  • @Brendan.Wheatley
    @Brendan.Wheatley 3 года назад +6

    Comedy Gold as always! Cheers Heath...

  • @grantlette6253
    @grantlette6253 3 года назад +1

    Always a great laugh, well done

  • @bucknasty1390
    @bucknasty1390 3 года назад +8

    Tip 1, don't listen to the government and carry on about your day as normal.

  • @car0lineadams108
    @car0lineadams108 2 года назад +1

    Hope you have a great time in NZ. See you next Friday in Hastings. Had my tickets for 18 months. Hope you sign your promo poster for me at the end of your gig. Then I will have 3 in my collection! Cheers from a true fan. Caroline 🤣👍😁

  • @MafiaboysWorld
    @MafiaboysWorld 3 года назад +4

    Toot toot! 🤣

  • @batmanlives6456
    @batmanlives6456 3 года назад +2

    Hey CHOP CHOP
    Might have a job for you...
    We have a guy in Victoria that needs another “trip” down some stairs
    What do you think???
    Interested

  • @ihopetowin
    @ihopetowin 3 года назад +21

    I went to Bunnings for some expanding foam, but they'd fuckin' run out.

    • @gp85hkg
      @gp85hkg 3 года назад +3

      Lots of stiff cats around though...and that's a good thing. (".)

    • @Inklenation
      @Inklenation 3 года назад +3

      Mate you have to get in early once a public service announcement comes out... panic buying always sets in..,
      Now because I’m a nice guy and ahh you seem to be a good honest bloke.. I can sell you some of mine for only twice the um price if the stuff you can’t get?

  • @stevepaper7185
    @stevepaper7185 3 года назад +1

    Luv U man. So funny 👍👍😂😂😀😀😀😀

  • @vinnywelsh
    @vinnywelsh 3 года назад +4

    Good on ya chop!

  • @adambennett2737
    @adambennett2737 2 года назад

    Get yourself a fridge full of beer and a closet full of bog paper

  • @jasons8495
    @jasons8495 3 года назад +6

    It shouldn't be lockdown tips! It should be lock and load survival tips Chopper!

  • @angelomenjivar58
    @angelomenjivar58 3 года назад

    Thank you!

  • @adamsims8284
    @adamsims8284 Год назад

    Epic!!!

  • @lukeya1983
    @lukeya1983 3 года назад

    Expanding foam is amazing shit

  • @angemala
    @angemala 3 года назад

    it's not a lockdown... it's a holiday. Very true

  • @hbomb495
    @hbomb495 3 года назад

    I beg to differ Uncle Chop Chop, I can go straight past the recorder for playing out of spite and the darkness of my heart and go directly to the kazoo. Cos fuck everyone in my house, neighborhood or even a 3 block radius.

  • @jackmcwatters7383
    @jackmcwatters7383 2 года назад

    That was great haha

  • @alexandermccarthy
    @alexandermccarthy 3 года назад

    Meth, expanding foam, speedos, and drums. What could go right, Victoria?

  • @yanoshuttcay5319
    @yanoshuttcay5319 2 года назад

    Where are you chopper? I hope you’re well ..._.come back and keep cheeering up Stralya !

  • @dylanpickersgill2088
    @dylanpickersgill2088 3 года назад +1

    Im in Queensland buying expanding foam tomorrow

  • @stuartkcalvin
    @stuartkcalvin 3 года назад

    Looking for the next Canberra date.

  • @johnedwards9897
    @johnedwards9897 3 года назад

    Forgot the bagpipes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @StephenStHill-si7en
    @StephenStHill-si7en 3 года назад +1

    Expanding foam. What could go wrong ???

  • @alanabanana7628
    @alanabanana7628 3 года назад

    See ya in Rads!

  • @gregsanford3848
    @gregsanford3848 4 месяца назад

    I love ya ahmmm ya yobbo

  • @paulfaber6227
    @paulfaber6227 3 года назад +1

    Its about time those ears should come off!

  • @seaweed1992
    @seaweed1992 3 года назад +2

    I prefer watching old "prisoner" episodes, all available on youtube. God bless the beautiful soul who uploaded them all!😊
    Bunnings should sponsor you, chopper.

  • @gregsanford3848
    @gregsanford3848 4 месяца назад

    And Xmas is only every 2 sleeps away toot toot

  • @ImThAtGuY90
    @ImThAtGuY90 3 года назад

    Why did I have a feeling he was going to say make drugs 😂😂

  • @Branjiebelle
    @Branjiebelle 3 года назад

    You missed instrument No. 1 the bagpipes

  • @chuckselvage3157
    @chuckselvage3157 3 года назад +1

    Watch breaking bad in slow Mo 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cammo-vp1gl
    @Cammo-vp1gl 3 года назад

    Fill farken Merlino and Sutton with expanda foam err farken right......

  • @htmonaro1969
    @htmonaro1969 3 года назад

    The bassoon leaves even the recorder and the drums in their dust for annoying instruments for beginners. 😁

  • @offwiththefairiesforever2373
    @offwiththefairiesforever2373 3 года назад

    I cant believe he made this....

  • @mattl8n74
    @mattl8n74 3 года назад

    In the cat...BAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Tikka300-
    @Tikka300- 3 года назад

    Gold

  • @dankoz3286
    @dankoz3286 3 года назад

    It’s me ears isn’t it?

  • @owainweekes7531
    @owainweekes7531 3 года назад +3

    Is Alf still in Home and Away?

  • @sandmanhh67
    @sandmanhh67 3 года назад +6

    Meh.....recorder? Violin? schoolboy effort there Chopper.
    You want the ultimate in neighbor annoying musical instruments?
    Bring out the heavy artillery.
    Bagpipes mate.
    THATS what the professionals go for.

  • @farken7467
    @farken7467 3 года назад

    Geez Chopper, Ya fuckin Mo is crooked.

  • @green2stayecoswdmarketingn339
    @green2stayecoswdmarketingn339 3 года назад

    Can you please do a video how many VW Golf driver's are "A$#holes?🤔

  • @southsea8252
    @southsea8252 3 года назад

    " I'm not even Mexican bro"

  • @incomingshell3268
    @incomingshell3268 3 года назад +1

    Ignore it ?

  • @redgeranium2755
    @redgeranium2755 3 года назад +4

    Things to do around the house while on lockdown : wall paper the house with shit paper. Preferably not used……..

  • @cameronmoloney6515
    @cameronmoloney6515 2 года назад

    Fuck this guy is fuckin' funny!

  • @djehuty.
    @djehuty. 3 года назад

    My lockdown survival tips smoke copious amounts of pot and binge watch Heath Franklin's Chopper , I suggest Harden the fuck up and make dead shits history tours plus the Ronnie Johns half hour or just smoke some Meth . FUCK YEAH

  • @lukeya1983
    @lukeya1983 3 года назад

    🤣🤣👍

  • @matthewtucker6562
    @matthewtucker6562 2 года назад

    Hahaha

  • @alistairogilvy7696
    @alistairogilvy7696 3 года назад

    You want an instrument that sounds fkn awful in the hands of a beginner, you can't go past the bagpipes ;)

  • @taviakane2807
    @taviakane2807 3 года назад

    RESIST.

  • @bobbrown8661
    @bobbrown8661 3 года назад +1

    Fill un Dan Andrews car with expanding foam 🙃

  • @sh4rn4
    @sh4rn4 3 года назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • @reecemartin453
    @reecemartin453 3 года назад

    is it my home cooked meth or is Chopper going yellow n purple??

  • @anitazondagh923
    @anitazondagh923 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @skittzogibbokingofcrabs
    @skittzogibbokingofcrabs 3 года назад +1

    Are you high

  • @naomibedford1231
    @naomibedford1231 3 года назад

    Ha ha ha

  • @pickerpete8208
    @pickerpete8208 3 года назад

    How the eff are ya

  • @JulzzCraw
    @JulzzCraw 3 года назад

    fkn oath

  • @bigjobs666
    @bigjobs666 3 года назад +1

    Your stache is crooked in this Heath... very distracting.

  • @helenellsworth9556
    @helenellsworth9556 3 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yoellcall
    @yoellcall 3 года назад

    Jesus meth, come on mate, really.

  • @Tony-it1px
    @Tony-it1px 3 года назад

    Yer fucken ears grew back ?

  • @indigenousonlooker3793
    @indigenousonlooker3793 3 года назад

    Copper you need a new bra

  • @youmenoww
    @youmenoww 3 года назад

    😂

  • @maggiecarter2604
    @maggiecarter2604 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣