Patrick Procrastinates Writing
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I Read Horrific Christmas Smut So You Don't Have To 🎄🌶️
I decided to ruin my Christmas by reading some pretty horrific Christmas smut... I was hoping to start this off by reading "Frisky the Snowman" but unfortunately that was not on Kindle Unlimited and there was no way I was going to pay for any of these stories.
Instead, I read "Cookies N Cream" and "Paddled by Krampus" before I threw in the towel. I hope the authors of these stories have stockings full of coal!
Both these stories are on Kindle Unlimited if you're interested. I won't judge if you check them out because- because well I already read them unfortunately😔
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Write a Sci Fi Christmas Story with Me!
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I've always wanted to write a Christmas story so this week I finally gave it a shot. Recently I've been in a writing slump, as I tend to struggle with seasonal depression, so I thought a no pressure situation like this would be the perfect way to snap myself out of it! To do something unique I thought I'd make my Christmas short story a sci-fi story because sci-fi is my favorite genre and there...
Writing and Drinking Like Edgar Allan Poe
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For this third episode of Writing and Drinking Like Famous (Alcoholic) Authors I explored the tragic life and powerful writing style of Edgar Allan Poe. While I love Edgar Allan Poe and was thrilled to do this video on his life, I was beyond disappointed to find out his favorite drink was egg nogg... While I knew a lot about Edgar Allan Poe's short stories such as "The Tell-Tale Heart" going in...
AI "Publishers" are Here: Spines Publishing 🤖
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Recently I saw an article by the Guardian about an AI startup that plans to publish 8,000 books in 2025, and I knew I had to check it out. Spines Publishing offers AI based services for editing, formatting, narrating, designing covers, and distributing your book through various avenues. After doing a deep dive all I will say is I have no concerns over how this service will change the publishing...
Writing Through My Job Hunt Struggles | The Road to Publishing My First Book
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Writing Through My Job Hunt Struggles | The Road to Publishing My First Book
Reading Cringe Thanksgiving Romance So You Don't Have To 🦃🍆
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Reading Cringe Thanksgiving Romance So You Don't Have To 🦃🍆
Writing and Drinking Like Stephen King
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Writing and Drinking Like Stephen King
Are Books Inherently Political (And Does it Really Matter?)
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Are Books Inherently Political (And Does it Really Matter?)
I Tried to Write a Book in a Week [Writing Vlog]
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I Tried to Write a Book in a Week [Writing Vlog]
Reading Horror Stories Alone in the Dark
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Reading Horror Stories Alone in the Dark
Writing and Drinking Like Ernest Hemingway
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Writing and Drinking Like Ernest Hemingway
Creating A Writing Schedule | The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
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Creating A Writing Schedule | The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
How (Not) to Write Humor | Bad Writing Advice
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How (Not) to Write Humor | Bad Writing Advice
Restarting My Book | The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
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Restarting My Book | The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
How to go From Writing Fanfiction to Original Fiction - Tips on How to Become an Author
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How to go From Writing Fanfiction to Original Fiction - Tips on How to Become an Author
Coding My Own Author Website | The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
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Coding My Own Author Website | The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
Write A Horror Story with Me! [Writing Vlog]
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Write A Horror Story with Me! [Writing Vlog]
Writing 10K Words in One Day to Meet a Submission Deadline | The Road to Publishing My First Book
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Writing 10K Words in One Day to Meet a Submission Deadline | The Road to Publishing My First Book
24 Hour Readathon - Attempting to Read 4 Books in One Day
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24 Hour Readathon - Attempting to Read 4 Books in One Day
25 Fall Writing Prompts
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25 Fall Writing Prompts
Creating A Writing Playlist | The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
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Creating A Writing Playlist | The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
How I Create My Entries for Writing Contests
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How I Create My Entries for Writing Contests
Is It Still Ok to Do NaNoWriMo?
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Is It Still Ok to Do NaNoWriMo?
Edit My Book With Me - The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
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Edit My Book With Me - The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
Exploring The Disturbing World of Wattpad 🍋
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Exploring The Disturbing World of Wattpad 🍋
Writing For One Hour, BUT If I Stop Typing My ENTIRE Draft Gets Deleted [Writing Challenge]
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Writing For One Hour, BUT If I Stop Typing My ENTIRE Draft Gets Deleted [Writing Challenge]
Submitting A Short Story for A Writing Contest - The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
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Submitting A Short Story for A Writing Contest - The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
NaNoWriMo Posted That Not Accepting AI Writing Is Classist, Ableist, and Racist?!?
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NaNoWriMo Posted That Not Accepting AI Writing Is Classist, Ableist, and Racist?!?
My New Writing Desk Setup - The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
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My New Writing Desk Setup - The Road to Publishing My First Book [Writing Vlog]
How to Grow Your Author Platform On TikTok [2024 Guide]
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How to Grow Your Author Platform On TikTok [2024 Guide]

Комментарии

  • @Mecca29173
    @Mecca29173 День назад

    This is a nice short, I would like to let you know the music is a tich too loud though 😅🙏🏾

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan День назад

      @@Mecca29173 thanks for the advice. I was trying to make it as if it was in a club!

  • @urholm
    @urholm День назад

    Am I the only one who thinks socks are the perfect Christmas/birthday gift? I love getting books, but those are actually fun to buy yourself. Buying socks just feels boring to spend your own money on 😅 Merry (belated) Christmas, Patrick! 🎄

  • @Lolee56
    @Lolee56 2 дня назад

    How are you planning on funding your book production if you’re unemployed?

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 2 дня назад

      Well the goal is to get a well paying job to help by the time I’m ready to hire an editor, but if not I’ve started a beta reader service

  • @yoogrldude
    @yoogrldude 2 дня назад

    Needs a cannibalism tag 😂

  • @Vyro_ontop
    @Vyro_ontop 3 дня назад

    Merry Christmas

  • @NatashaVanSlyke
    @NatashaVanSlyke 3 дня назад

    Umm, i have nothing to say about the book. The cover is very disturbing.

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 3 дня назад

      @NatashaVanSlyke the cover is something for sure

  • @Insane_GlassesGuy
    @Insane_GlassesGuy 3 дня назад

    I am mildly concerned about the author

  • @MRichards2775
    @MRichards2775 3 дня назад

    Merry Christmas Patrick

  • @pagetvido1850
    @pagetvido1850 4 дня назад

    Probably need to shutter the blinds, go to a graveyard and talk about insanity to get to Poe's frame of mind.

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 4 дня назад

      @@pagetvido1850 I mean if I can write a story that good it miiiight be worth it!

  • @Mr.noobie9-secondaccount
    @Mr.noobie9-secondaccount 4 дня назад

    FR I had artist block for a month now please give me ideas😭

  • @AsclepiusPress
    @AsclepiusPress 4 дня назад

    Hemingway forever!!!

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 3 дня назад

      Left an unforgettable mark on the literary world

  • @AsclepiusPress
    @AsclepiusPress 4 дня назад

    Those who say ‘all books are political’ underestimate authors and readers. It is their mantra. It is like programming, not an organic thought they came up with independently. That means this idea is based on propoganda, not experience.

  • @AsclepiusPress
    @AsclepiusPress 4 дня назад

    I’m sorry you got so much hate. Stand strong.

  • @AsclepiusPress
    @AsclepiusPress 4 дня назад

    Thank you for making this❤ I genuinely feel political activists are infringing on the boundaries of our imagination.

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 4 дня назад

      Ofc! I’m glad you enjoyed the video

  • @cyprainukudi6067
    @cyprainukudi6067 5 дней назад

    Good

  • @Pen_Slinger
    @Pen_Slinger 5 дней назад

    What?

  • @VTNorman-Real
    @VTNorman-Real 6 дней назад

    I’m indie at the moment, my only book is on Amazon, but I’m taking my next book to a publisher. I love writing, I do not love everything else involved in publishing. I’m glad I tried self-publishing, but it just isn’t for me.

  • @StoriesByTheSeabrook
    @StoriesByTheSeabrook 6 дней назад

    And I eat it up every time! 😂

  • @syrefayne8922
    @syrefayne8922 7 дней назад

    I'm writing a sci-fi where the characters do a lotttttt of inter-galactic traveling so I basically have to create an infinite amount of cultures and jargon. And this video is exactly how that's going so far

  • @SleepyGary69
    @SleepyGary69 7 дней назад

    Hawk tuah

  • @beatrizsierra2271
    @beatrizsierra2271 8 дней назад

    My bad❤❤❤

  • @beatrizsierra2271
    @beatrizsierra2271 8 дней назад

    Qqq

  • @lemmonlicker7449
    @lemmonlicker7449 9 дней назад

    Warning I did this and it went terribly. I way over wrote, had entire scenes that became redundant, and far too much filler simply because I didn’t look back to see what doesn’t work. Remember writing a book isn’t a race it’s a marathon, set your own pace and keep to it. For some that may be quickly making a draft and rewriting the entire thing 400 times. For others that may be perfecting every sentence before moving on. Set goals and keep motivated.

  • @SleepyGary69
    @SleepyGary69 9 дней назад

    Put a candy cane In the cup

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 9 дней назад

      @@SleepyGary69 I don’t have any

  • @ElsaLouiseSinger
    @ElsaLouiseSinger 9 дней назад

    Sci fi + Christmas?! Have you perchance heard of Gremlins? 👀👀😎😎

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 9 дней назад

      @@ElsaLouiseSinger or iron man 3 tbh

  • @Noblehero-i9z
    @Noblehero-i9z 9 дней назад

    So true

  • @Kalilei
    @Kalilei 9 дней назад

    No worries mate, your parents most likely think that you are only into crossdressing. 👌

  • @stephennegron7560
    @stephennegron7560 10 дней назад

    Eggnog is so good tho ,😭

  • @SleepyGary69
    @SleepyGary69 10 дней назад

    Shoulda put a candy cane in the hot chocolate

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 10 дней назад

      @@SleepyGary69 I don’t have any 😔

  • @kiwitealc5353
    @kiwitealc5353 10 дней назад

    aw man there's a podcast called Weird Christmas that has a short story contest every year, but the deadline is way passed! This would be perfect for that Also, a while ago I read "A lot like christmas" by Connie Willis, a collection of christmassy sci fi short stories. definitely recommend!

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 10 дней назад

      @@kiwitealc5353 oooh I’ll have to check that out

  • @patrick_nilan
    @patrick_nilan 10 дней назад

    372 lightyears away from their home planet Hokara, the crew of the Remnant had recently arrived at their ancestor's system of origin to excavate what remained of ancient human civilization. Thanks to the exponential advancements to faster than light traveling vessels in recent history, the mission was far less taxing on its crew than previous missions to explore the cradle of civilization in the galaxy. A mission such as this one just a millennia earlier would have taken at least 3 generations. After several Earth months of traveling across the galaxy they would have a year to explore the ruins of human civilization before returning home. The trip to the ancient planet had been tough on the crew. The people of Hokara built some of the best spaceships in the galaxy. While the Remnant was not a luxury vessel, life aboard it was comfortable. There were ample resources and several amenities available on its habitation rings including pools, recreation centers, and even a garden. Still, after the first week life in the space station grew repetitive, and despite the seemingly unlimited amounts of media available in the ship’s database the crew grew quite bored. Perhaps no members of the crew were more bored than young Gork, the only child aboard the Remnant. The next youngest crew member aboard the Remnant was Xinto Koru, one of the apprentices of the head pilot, and he was a full 8 years older than Gork. Xinto did his best to spend time with the boy, as everyone else on the crew did, but Xinto was closer to Gork than anyone else, except maybe his parents. Back when excavation missions were generational, it was common for entire family units to embark on missions. Even then however, most of the volunteers who dedicated their lives to explore the ancient world were loners and people hoping for fresh starts. Now that the time commitment fits well within a human’s 175 Earth year lifespan, a much wider array of people are willing to accept the mission. There was much more interest in boarding a space station to the cradle of civilization knowing you’d actually get to see it and return home to tell the tale. Crew members of this mission were still allowed to take family. Resources on the Remnant were plentiful, and each essential crewmember received 2,000 square feet on the Remnant. While there were some couples, all the crew members who had children, aside from Grok’s parents, opted to leave them on Hokara. The Remnant simply was not the optimal place to raise a child. Grok’s parents did not have much of a choice. For Gorak, Grok’s father, and his wife Furak, this was a mission they could not pass up. They spent years of their lives dreaming of the opportunity to return to the cradle planet. This was an incredible career opportunity, and when they both got accepted to go on the mission they knew they’d have to accept. While there were backup plans to leave Grok home with his great-grandparents they knew they couldn’t leave him behind. If faster-than-light travel was more dangerous it would have been a tougher decision, but with the odds of this mission going wrong about as low as Hokara being hit by a sudden asteroid they knew it made sense to take Grok with them. It killed them to pry him away from his friends, but when he returned he’d have incredible stories to tell them. Viewing the cradle world with your own eyes and stepping foot on the ground where civilization first began is an opportunity of a lifetime, especially with Hokara and the Alliance of Planets continuing to lose interest in the ancient world. When the ship first came into Earth’s orbit both Gorak and Furak were breathless. They pointed at Earth through the viewport, but Grok was not nearly as enthusiastic. Much of the crew, even those who had waited a lifetime for this opportunity, felt the way Grok did. When the people of Hokara’s colony ship departed Earth over 100 million years ago it was a place with great towering cities, lush green forest, and vast blue oceans. Now, however, it was nothing but a dry, inhospitable rock. The last time a Hokara excavation mission had come to Earth there’d been a great supercontinent surrounded by the oceans. The seven continents had finally reunited into one. Now that the ocean had completely evaporated the temperature of the planet continued to rise. While human life had long gone extinct, there was much hope from the crew of the Remnant that there would still be some sort of life on the planet. Without its ocean that hope was all but gone. With it the reality that they’d left the beautifully lit planet of Hokara for this wasteland. Even if the planet looked as vibrant as it once had, Gork did not share his parent’s interest in ancient humans or even space travel. At his age, he was most interested in his favorite sports team the Pulsars, who played orbital ball, a game much like the Earth game lacrosse but played in a spherical zero gravity arena. After the Remnant launched Gork became aware that he could not watch any of the games as the signals could not travel to the Remnant and he was devastated. His parents did everything they could to try to get him into watching other sports, including some clips of ancient Earth sports games that inspired orbital balls such as lacrosse, hockey, basketball, and even football but none of them grabbed Gork’s interest. As a well-mannered child he did not throw any tantrums, but as the mission went on the rest of the crew could tell he was not happy. Sure he would smile but he would not laugh and play the way he would if there were other children to play with on the ship. It did not help that most of the media downloaded onto the Remnant was not quite optimized for children. At least the crew thought it was not optimized until Xinto was looking through some legacy media to do more research on his homeworld and found some ancient Christmas specials. Religion was not what it once was on Earth for the people who made up the Alliance of Planets. Many of the religions of Earth were left behind when the colonization missions began as many religious people believed it was not in their God’s interest for them to abandon the cradle. There were some efforts however to spread religion later on, including a late Catholic movement to spread the word of God to humans across the galaxy. The mission was expensive and the results were underwhelming, but it had reached a small devoted audience on a few planets including Xinto’s home planet Uran II. While he was on this mission to train to become a pilot, he also wanted to use the trip to Earth as an opportunity to reconnect with his great-great-grandfather who was a Catholic priest. In doing research about how Catholic practices were quite different on Earth than they were on Uran II, Xinto came across the holiday of Christmas, and how massive it was on ancient Earth. On Uran II Christmas was a small holiday, but back on Earth amongst the populations who celebrated it was a massive holiday celebrated with lights, festive foods, family, and presents. In trying to reconnect with his great-great-grandfather and his faith Xinto would watch the ancient Christmas specials with Gork, and to his delight, the little boy was fascinated. From there Xinto knew what he needed to do. The crew of the Remnant needed some holiday spirit. Xinto got to work, telling Gorak and Furak of his plan, and word quickly spread across the crew. By chance, the astronomers on board found that based on the orbit of the planet around Sol the date that Christmas would typically be celebrated in just a few days. The commander of the mission allowed the use of the Remnant’s sympathizer and the crew got to work. They strung lights around the corridors of the ship and printed Christmas trees and reefs. To decorate the trees the branches were decorated with ornaments inspired by the history of Earth. Gork’s face lit up as he ran around the corridor in awe of all the lights. On the night before Christmas Eve, he went to bed early excited about the presents Santa would leave under the tree in his unit. When he woke up the next morning he was disappointed to find nothing under his tree only to find that the presents were all under the large tree in the ship’s community center. Sata was there as well laughing all jolly and eating cookies. Gork could tell Santa was Xinto wearing a fake beard, but that didn’t matter. What did matter was he and everyone on the Remnant that morning were happy. Gork was delighted to open his gifts and find among the other synthesized presents an orbital ball stick. Xinto and his father received one as well! In the days after Christmas on the Remnant things went back to normal, but the boost in morale remained. When they returned to Hokara, the crew took the Christmas spirit with them.

  • @AnnetteBergersen-to9zf
    @AnnetteBergersen-to9zf 11 дней назад

    I love to color in coloring books it’s so relaxing to do for me

  • @AnnetteBergersen-to9zf
    @AnnetteBergersen-to9zf 11 дней назад

    I love to read books and read magazines and I love to color

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 11 дней назад

      @@AnnetteBergersen-to9zf ooh I saw a vr coloring thing recently

  • @jackhiggins5430
    @jackhiggins5430 11 дней назад

    You should do Jack Kerouac next!

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 11 дней назад

      His favorite drink was apparently Margaritas, so that would be a fun one! Margaritas > Egg Nog

    • @nononono-ls1hp
      @nononono-ls1hp 9 дней назад

      man's gonna be off the bennies

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 9 дней назад

      @@nononono-ls1hp margaritas would end horribly in the best of ways!

  • @ahmetkaankarabudak7594
    @ahmetkaankarabudak7594 12 дней назад

    Dude keep going i like the video and Chanell too!

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 12 дней назад

      @@ahmetkaankarabudak7594 thank you!!!

  • @sidmanbutt
    @sidmanbutt 13 дней назад

    My algorithm has blessed me once again

  • @npcmcishark7379
    @npcmcishark7379 14 дней назад

    Why does he look so tired?

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 14 дней назад

      I think it’s the lighting, but I do film late!

  • @SleepyGary69
    @SleepyGary69 15 дней назад

    Bruh it took less than 3 minutes to mention mustache man new record

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 14 дней назад

      I went right to it like a fly attracted to light

  • @kiwitealc5353
    @kiwitealc5353 15 дней назад

    DUDE! You've got to make eggnog from scratch. Do you have a stand mixer? It's surprisingly easy! And way better.

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 15 дней назад

      @@kiwitealc5353 would it be better tho???

    • @TisTheoCapable
      @TisTheoCapable 11 дней назад

      It would for sure be better

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 11 дней назад

      @@TisTheoCapable I don’t want to do this 😢 😂

  • @Kaelthecrow
    @Kaelthecrow 16 дней назад

    That can apply to coding btw

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 16 дней назад

      @@Kaelthecrow I have a game dev channel thoo!

  • @KavinShah-kp7oe
    @KavinShah-kp7oe 16 дней назад

    im red

  • @samhof6799
    @samhof6799 17 дней назад

    That’s how I feel right now

  • @RealCaptainTrips
    @RealCaptainTrips 17 дней назад

    Fr

  • @slybirdia
    @slybirdia 17 дней назад

    realll 😭😭😭

  • @DiegoGarcia-zt4ne
    @DiegoGarcia-zt4ne 17 дней назад

    Good look at this, thanks!

  • @isaacr.8402
    @isaacr.8402 18 дней назад

    When the protagonist makes a promise to protect a loveable character

  • @Soumein
    @Soumein 21 день назад

    They used to think nothing could replace the horse.

    • @patrick_nilan
      @patrick_nilan 20 дней назад

      @@Soumein horses still exist tho