I remember back in the fall of 2014 when Robbaz started his warband viking conquest series and said "nice to play something just before bannerlord comes out"
Well Robbaz wasn’t wrong, he just happens to be a Lovecraftian god of madness who doesn’t experience time the same way we do, and 5 years is a blink of an eye for him.
@@theca558 I saw your other comment in the notification box but I disappeared somehow, anyway: People are leaning towards NatSoc and fa$hism because these might the only two ideologies that aren't compromised in regards to the Marxist mentality that's affecting the West for decades at this point. I mean look at Robbaz' country and how it's slowly turning into a multicultural feminist shithole. Even Robbaz himself is dropping a few redpills here and there. I assure you if the Allies somehow saw what has happened to the West with all that degeneracy going on they would refuse to fight the Germans and instead of nuking Japan would nuke the Commies into oblivion.
"Can 2020 get any better" he says as a disease spreads throughout the world, and we are allowed to, and are considered socially responsible if we do, stay indoors. No sir. It cannot get any better.
You're so right, this is really a great time. Couldn't be better. Believe it or not there are a shit load of people out there that are really suffering. So either you are pretty young or just plain stupid, but the term/emotion that you hopefully will recognize in subsequent years is: empathy: noun - the ability to understand and share the feelings of another My wife has to go to work in her hospital every day in with this shit going on. I am fucking terrified for her and the kids because she think its pretty much inevitable that she is going to get it. Unfortunately I agree with her. Fingers crossed. So hopefully it doesn't take something awful like your grandparents, parents or some other loved one getting really sick and heaven forbid dying for you to understand this, but what do I know go focus on something important like your lance.
Joseph Collins III I was making a joke and playing off of Robazz's casual attitude regarding this year. I don't think that what's happening is cool, I'm sorry your wife's working in the hospital cause that's the worst place to be at right now. I think you misinterpreted where I was coming from.
Joseph Collins III Don't worry, I understand. It is a stressful time for everyone, it's only human to be worried and afraid. I wish the best for you and your family, may God watch over us all. We will get through this 👍
In 10 minutes he's outgeared himself more than other youtubers ive seen playing this for 5 hours straight, still only wearing cloth rags, no helmet and no horse. Robbaz, ladies and gentlemen.
Because by chance, he choose an overpowered weapon to start the game with. Apparently in the new beta branch of the game, harpoons are now 37k to adjust to that fact.
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@@1232002Jarne Almost definitely, Bannerlord is SOO grindy now. Not a complaint, now you can't raise an army capable of taking a castle in around 3-4 hours. There's an actual sense of accomplishment but man does it take a long time. I'm 14 hours in and just got my party max up to 90 lol
I'm almost convinced he's playing on easy too. I started strong i thrown weapons and couldn't kill looters in one body shot, and he's doing it on sea raiders and bandits. My point is, he can take on stronger dudes and get better stuff if I'm right!
Robbaz: 2020 could not be any better 2020: Trump nearly starts WW3 with Korea Coronavirus wipes out humanity Australia is on fire Brexit Yeah seems about right
I remember back in the fall of 2014 when Robbaz started his warband viking conquest series and said "nice to play something just before bannerlord comes out"
His optimism, while misplaced, has finally paid off
Lmao
"Robbaz here, king of Sweden."
@Conn Benn "Fall" is absolutely an appropriate word to use, it's more common in America.
@Conn Benn One might say it's ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
The only thing better than bannerlord release: watching Robert play it
Choklad fudge yeah!!!
Dakota Smith yes definitely
That's Queen Robert to you peasant!
He always turns the main character into a freak n makes fun of it. Hilarious!
Truth lol
I remember when robbaz said bannerlord would come out soon in his older video. 5 year is soon alright haha
Well Robbaz wasn’t wrong, he just happens to be a Lovecraftian god of madness who doesn’t experience time the same way we do, and 5 years is a blink of an eye for him.
Taleworlds are a bunch of Slackers! Just like Robbaz!
@@DarkVitamins r/iamverysmart
Damn, I was just a freshman when watched that video
@@lewqitz r/iusereddit
You know the world is ending when Robbert uploads two times within a week!
Yes, i wonder Wat happend to oure viking we know & lov!...
lockdown the only thing to change the laws of time.
@@Dockhead hey if this quarantine makes Robbert upload more videos then let it never end😂
@@Aceb_k are you suggesting....
*C O V I D ∞*
@@sharkestry1119 As long as I dont starve😂
Just so you know, if you press R during the character creation stage you can literally play as a baby
Imagine his reaction if he accidentally found that out
it got patched out :((
This is the revival of the old robbaz, from the depths, half live, AND mount and blade! This is e🅱️ic
He has nothing better to do now.
To be fair if this was old old Robbaz there would have been atleast 5 r*pe jokes and several mentions of viking nipples.
American Mapping we need walrus back and THE NIPPLE INSPECTOR
Less rape, more NIPPULZ
@@ramue5749 the fuck is wrong with rope jokes?
I Hope This Turns Into A Series
it will consist of 3 Episodes MAX
Jami Pentinmäki Yea
It will probably only be a Trilogy like My Summer Car
Why Do You Talk Like This?
@@chimichangas1432 why. Do. You. Breathe
Robbaz's high pitch voice " " ooooh, look at all those men!" *slurpshlurp slurp 🤣
"while coronavirus destroys the economy, everyone is a winner!" accelerationist robbaz accelerationist robbaz
Robbaz siegeposting
Atomautism division
@@tobim5574 Based
@@tobim5574 Based siegepilled robbaz community
Holy fuck theres alot of natsocs here.
@@theca558 I saw your other comment in the notification box but I disappeared somehow, anyway:
People are leaning towards NatSoc and fa$hism because these might the only two ideologies that aren't compromised in regards to the Marxist mentality that's affecting the West for decades at this point. I mean look at Robbaz' country and how it's slowly turning into a multicultural feminist shithole. Even Robbaz himself is dropping a few redpills here and there.
I assure you if the Allies somehow saw what has happened to the West with all that degeneracy going on they would refuse to fight the Germans and instead of nuking Japan would nuke the Commies into oblivion.
She looks like the scientist guy from The Outer Worlds.
Naw, she looks like the girl from Ozark
Doc. Phineas! LOL
She looks like the red queen from Alice in wonderland
Okay maybe not lmao
"Can 2020 get any better" he says as a disease spreads throughout the world, and we are allowed to, and are considered socially responsible if we do, stay indoors. No sir. It cannot get any better.
My normal lifestyle has become something responsible and my shitty job has been revealed to be one of the few essential things. 2020 is great
You're so right, this is really a great time. Couldn't be better. Believe it or not there are a shit load of people out there that are really suffering. So either you are pretty young or just plain stupid, but the term/emotion that you hopefully will recognize in subsequent years is:
empathy: noun - the ability to understand and share the feelings of another
My wife has to go to work in her hospital every day in with this shit going on. I am fucking terrified for her and the kids because she think its pretty much inevitable that she is going to get it. Unfortunately I agree with her. Fingers crossed. So hopefully it doesn't take something awful like your grandparents, parents or some other loved one getting really sick and heaven forbid dying for you to understand this, but what do I know go focus on something important like your lance.
Joseph Collins III I was making a joke and playing off of Robazz's casual attitude regarding this year. I don't think that what's happening is cool, I'm sorry your wife's working in the hospital cause that's the worst place to be at right now. I think you misinterpreted where I was coming from.
@@ricoco7891 No worries, and thank you for clarifying that. I think I'm just stressed and lashing out.
Joseph Collins III Don't worry, I understand. It is a stressful time for everyone, it's only human to be worried and afraid. I wish the best for you and your family, may God watch over us all. We will get through this 👍
In 10 minutes he's outgeared himself more than other youtubers ive seen playing this for 5 hours straight, still only wearing cloth rags, no helmet and no horse. Robbaz, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't understand how he has gotten the gear he has
Greta is good at investing
@@andrew10022 lucky armour drops.
Because by chance, he choose an overpowered weapon to start the game with. Apparently in the new beta branch of the game, harpoons are now 37k to adjust to that fact.
Praise our Glorious leader, King of Sweden. Robbaz the Viking!
“SIMPS, ASSEMBLE!”
*Ian and Annand the bannerman rush forward to lead the charge*
Still in quarentine? Don't worry, i got you covered. Robert Aid is on t he way.
Don't miss the previous video FTD: ruclips.net/video/oTTc0ltWOuw/видео.html
Twitch: www.twitch.tv/robbaz
Praise be to you my King for your kind support
1:43 that girl that asks you for a lighter outside a Chevron at 2 AM
I like how #simp is one if the tags
because she leads an army of ... well, peasants. but are also simps
"My backstory's legit!" -Robbaz 2020.
a soul for a soul. Bannerlord release - corona outbreak : Half-life '3' - forest fires
Olrik Eijffius worth it
I fear what would happen to the world for halo infinite and legit half life 3
@@blulight5881 considering corona is just media's way of saying "flu". probably nothing too bad
@@kengurusafari Its not though? You do realise that Corona Virus is a lot worse than flu
2020: The year of Blood Magic
Me: spends 4 hours playing only to find 14 armour chest.
Robbaz: Finds 29 armour in 10 minutes
This is probably from a very long stream cut into the best parts for a nice exciting 10 min video :p
@@1232002Jarne Almost definitely, Bannerlord is SOO grindy now. Not a complaint, now you can't raise an army capable of taking a castle in around 3-4 hours. There's an actual sense of accomplishment but man does it take a long time. I'm 14 hours in and just got my party max up to 90 lol
I'm almost convinced he's playing on easy too. I started strong i thrown weapons and couldn't kill looters in one body shot, and he's doing it on sea raiders and bandits. My point is, he can take on stronger dudes and get better stuff if I'm right!
The simps gifted it to him
@@KitchouaTembo didn't he specialize in throwing in his backstory?
When you started to make an impression of her voice on the first battle, i cried laughing for 10 min straight. We need this in these times .
2020: WW3 nearly starts
2020: Australia burns down
2020: worldwide pandemic
Robbaz: Can 2020 get any better!?
1:27 Robert accidentally made Drakes son 😂😂
Yoooooo💀💀
LMAO
that thing is way more horrific
came here to say the same thing hahaha
You have such a funny type of humor. Please never change, Robbaz. Never change.
"And we can all sit inside and play it."
Apparently people need drywall done so no, no I can't lmao
I’m so happy from the depths and mount and blade in the same week. It’s even better than the good old days
This is a great Mount & Blade: Warband mod! I can't wait to check it out on ModDB later.
Your videos are the only thing keeping me happy and sane throughout all of this
i laughed so hard in the first 2 minutes that i got a headache i cant belive i stopped watching your channel for so long
Man no other RUclipsr can make me literally laugh out loud like you do Robert! Thanks!!!
6:18 "Pay in either coin or blood - it's Skatteverket"
Truer words have never been spoken. Any Swede can confirm.
The first Mount and blade is the reason I found your channel. So please play more of this.
I feel like this is a start of a really badass lead than Captain Marvel.
The monkeys in Planet Of The Apes were a better lead than Brie Larson
Man I wish her movie was better. At least Wonder Woman saved the women superhero genre. I wanted to see the 80s WW. Captain Marvel disappointed me.
Robbaz, your videos will get me through the quarantine.
we need a full series like the old warband ones! I havent laughed this hard in like a week! FY FAN VA TREVLIGT!!
So it only took a pandemic to get regular uploads from Robbaz?
Totally worth it.
What's this robert uploaded 2 days in a row?
Yeey
2020 is really looking like a great year! Oh wait...
Who are you and what did you do to everyone's favorite slacker
A quarantine can do a lot to a man, this is the year of the gamer.
It's good to see you back into Mount & Blade. Your Viking Conquest series are still one my favorites in your channel
After seeings his character and that she is known as the man hunter, that got me scared
I’ve missed that life in your voice Robbaz! You sounded like you were truly enjoying yourself this time. Welcome back!
2:06 Drake's child been growing fast
I've been watching your channel since War Band and the mods you have for it. This is such a nostalgia trip!
Why's this not a series yet?
You are single handily getting me through this quarantine, god bless you beautiful bastard
I have dreamed about this moment and im even a dirty Dane
V for Sejr
@@bohdankhmelnytsky9369 V for velkommen til Danmark
V for Very confused rn
@@Dockhead V sorry for the confusion we are speaking Danish
@@Dockhead just Norwegian kids being simps
Robbaz love the new videos lately. The story with your characters. Got me with Ingrid XD
I think this is the most you've uploaded in the few last years
You’ve made quite the comeback with From the Depths and Mount and Blade, God I’ve missed your videos
Robbaz” I tried my best this time and she’s still a freak !” 😂
yes!
been waiting for this, so glad we got a bannerlord video so quickly!
0:52 Look it's Maisie Williams
Lhh
You need to upload more during this corona virus season, need more of this content 🙌🔥
Please make this into a series, Robert!!!
Thanks for uploading content during these times!
I've been waiting for this game for so long, It feels like a dream to actually see it here in front of me.
I’ve missed you so much bro
Lmao. It literally looks like an HD texture pack for Warband.
AND I LOVE THAT! BUTTERKNIGHTS ASSEMBLE!
Love the vidz robbaz! Remember watching your original series on the first banner lord when I was younger!
After watching his streams, It's baffeling to me seeing him anything other then broke and armyless, trying to stab deer for hides.
Love the channel Robert keep killing it dude. Everytime I watch a video it makes me laugh. Your fallout videos are the best. Hysterical...cheers
how is robert a GOAT at every game he plays everyone else is struggling while he is taking off ppls heads lol
Thank you for providing more content for us during this time
Our one true King has finally uploaded let us rejoice my brothers
Glad to see ur makin more video...hopefully this continues. Watched u for a long time
Great vids
His character reminds me of that girl from Le Mis. "MASTER OF THE HOUSE, KEEPER OF THE ZOO..." you know?
2020 such a good year, thanks for playing this Robbaz!!
I have a feeling Robert doesn’t really know how women interact with men.
do u even Swede?
Idk man seems pretty realistic to me
That's the joke
Emile Poncelet I don’t think women exist
I need more of this. ASAP. Great vid, Robert!
Will you be making any more videos of Bannerlord?
You've been uploading so much and I'm loving it. Thank you, Robbaz. Appreciate you, man.
Just waiting for Part 2...
RUclipsr of the year right here
So just one video on this?
5 videos in a week GLORIOUS
He’s keep mentioning the total war lines and it’s killing me
Robbaz I’m so stoked you’re making this much content
“Can 2020 get any better?”
ROBBAZ! I REMEMBER YOUR VIKING CONQUEST VIDEOS! THIS IS AWESOME!
She is beautiful... thanks for the amazing content _shlacker_
I want more Mount & Blade power fantasy content. This was awesome!
CHAD
there is no chad, only simps
@@ariq45 ugh
THE NIPPLE LORD HAS RETURNED! BANNERLORD HAS RETURNED ME TO YOUR CHANNEL AFTER SO MANY YEARS AND WHAT A TIME TO DO IT
Character Creation: if Arya Stark and Bellatrix Le'Strange had babies
I found a online ad, I forget where, but the model in the photo literately was 1 for 1 Manhuntir Ingrid here, including her hair and color!
Robbaz: 2020 could not be any better
2020:
Trump nearly starts WW3 with Korea
Coronavirus wipes out humanity
Australia is on fire
Brexit
Yeah seems about right
@OMEGA LOL trump isn't bad, world war 3 is
@OMEGA LOL and brexit has been a shambles whether I agree with it or not
oh my GOD its so good to see robbaz doing mount and blade videos again
The video gave me a semi good job Robert
In 45 years of gaming those harpoons have the most satisfying impact I've ever seen.
Thank you Robert for all of these glorious videos you've bestowed upon us peons recently.
I have been waiting for this for so fucking long man. Your clash of kings play through had me blue balled for years
omg Robbaz, your character is like one of the witches of crookback bog
I love Robbazs taste in women. As an ogre-like boysigh girl who suffer from the Quazimotto effect, it makes me feel more secure of myself! :D
This video made my day! Thank you
Ingrid has got to be one of the most awe-inspiring and terrifying warrior queens I've ever seen.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, I found your channel through the warband videos so this is pretty exciting for me.
It's so great to see these uploads! I look forward to more! Keep it up! C:
i hope you play more of this, it is a great vid robbas :)
I have been waiting for this game for so long just because I want to see you play it!
i used to watch your videos probably like 6-7 years ago... you sound so much more confidant and comfortable now.
I think i've spent 90% of time in quarantine watching 5 year old videos of Robbaz playing Kerbal Space Program. Time well spent. lol