Mount and Blade - Jarl's Well That Ends Well
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- Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025
- Well he was 5 foot 8 with a wicked eye,
Threw 50 stones at 50 guys,
He was the Tax Man
(Tax Man)
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- Mack
yes
Form a workers union against jerma.
Shit, I have tons of time and nothing to do with it, plus nice editing software.
idk maybe
I don't think anyone can do better than the Holy Mack.
There's something beautiful about the commander of an army accidentally charging his horse into the enemy, jumping off of it, running backwards and screaming WHO ARE YOU at his pursuers
Imagine just trying to defend your village and the last thing you see is your lord being chased by two militiamen swinging his axe at your head and screaming "Fucking idiot".
Local stream chat ruins life for short up-and-coming lord by forcing him to handicap himself in an otherwise already difficult game
Jerma receiving a pillaged fief and instantly muttering about treason is the best summary of Warband I've ever seen.
"It's time to uslurp this guy." -All of King Harlaus' vassals
@Canka Yarlo It has the best version of Midnight Rendezvous
I love how he started off with the goal of being a great leader that unites people and ended up being a petty thief, traitor and uslurper.
Not gonna lie, that's how I started out and ended up as well. I started in bandit infested Saranide so I could be a hero of the desert, saving villagers from raids and helping the Sultan's troops when they clashed with bandits and slavers. I made very little money and had to grind the melee tournament fights to pay my troops salary but the villagers loved me and it felt good helping them when their Sultan could give a fuck less so I didn't mind being a little poor. Then the Rhodok's raided a village and I got pissed that I couldn't stop them in time so I looted one of their nearby villages as a warning and realized how much money you can make pillaging villages and selling their goods. I promised myself I'd only do it once out of revenge and then a few ingame weeks later, I've looted and burned the entire Rhodok countryside, slaughtered their caravans and innocent farmers, and started taking their towns and castles as my own. I wasn't a hero anymore, I became the bandits I swore to destroy :(
This is why I love this game.
Another exciting episode of "chat is filled to the brim with shitheads"
Man, little disappointed that chat gave him the worst possible experience.
jermas chat is the worst
>Chat not being worse than a rapist
What world do you come from?
So many people asked cuz OH MAN THIS GAME IS MY FAVORITE are now like "whaaat how does he not like it :("
@K19 doesn't everyone have slow mode? I think he just doesn't turn it on intentionally.
Between Kenshi and this, it's a wonder he ever even listens to them. Really frustrating.
Chat wasn't nice to Jerma on the stream for this. Hope he considers trying this again sometime though.
When is chat ever nice to jerma?
woah jerma chat being cancer??
@@gottagofastest Absolute death
Well they actually tried to kill him once
Jerma's chat is fucking awful. I have no idea how he deals with them as often as he does.
Even though Jerma has been streaming for years, he is still way too trusting of his chat.
he really just should not read it
The horses really are three though
You Know, I love Jerma as much as the next Guy, but at some point there has to be at least a little Personal Responsibility at play. I mean, When you *_know_* your chat has a history of telling you to do stupid shit for a quick laugh, you really ought to think before just blindly following them. Especially when you already purposely made your character a dumb joke build.
He does it deliberately to make it more entertaining
@@meris8486 In some ways I think that's true, but sometimes he seems to genuinely believe them.
Take me down to paradise city where the rocks get thrown and there's bags of 50
Jerma: "I want to have fun with this game"
Chat: "Yeah but what if we ruin your experience just to laugh for like 5 seconds?"
Fuck Twitch chat
this cant be how it happened
The Mr.H .... This doesn't make any sense
If 201 guys in chat told you to jump of a bridge would you do it?
What about 200 one guys though
ya
@@pasty609 I don’t think such force can be contained
I like how this games battles start with conversation then go into a charge where the people are 9000feet away
Because the armies are 9000feet apart while the leader of each army go talk to one another first, I guess.
I wish chat wasn’t so cancer with M&B like it was with Kenshi, both games fit Jerma well
Chat is obsessed with min-maxing and playing games at the highest possible efficiency instead of just having fun
@@titaniawallace3919 as someone who wasn't there for either stream, if playing a game a particular way makes it unfun, it's shit of its own fault.
Idk, kenshi was a fun stream. People just hated the beginning.
@@warbossgegguz679
These games are designed to learned as you play, not looking up what to do in chat.
It's like playing Minecraft or Darksouls with a guide and wiki open, you're just diluting your experience into a chore list/checkbox.
@@robertdingle1129 if doing things isn't fun (guided or otherwise) it's a design issue. Like how if knowing a twist legitimately ruins a movie means it's poorly written.
I love how the first bit of the video is making a crap build for a joke and the rest is pure regret
it's time to uslurp this guy
GET SLURPED
5:14 god that generically old country highwayman accent is actually amazing. i thought it was just jerma jibberish at first but he’s actually saying it
Another day, another good game chat ruins for Jerma.
I member this, chat was absolute cancer this day.
I’ve heard a lot of people say that before it was even uploaded on the stream archive
What were they saying and doing?
@@Thelionpaladin Telling him how and what to do and he had no idea what he was doing because he was n e w and not an experienced player like people in chat, it was not nice
@@Thelionpaladin basically yelling at him the ENTIRE time that he wasn't playing the game "correctly", and that he needed to do . When 5000 different people are shouting different things, it's very hard to know which one is right.
Why though? It's not like that when I catch a stream
@@SaladDongs Its a difficult game to play and get into, and very open. Chat got waaay too excited
The Nordic rock throwers were truly legendary on the battlefield.
Hear ye, hear ye!
Local peasant-streamer marches into the king's hall and demands to be made a lord!
He gets trolled.
15:00 is the peak M&B experience holy
6:20
Me: Jerma, You are breaking my heart. You are going down a path i can't follow.
Jerma: Because of what i said?
Me: Because of what the chat done, and what they planned to do.
I haven’t been to Jeremy’s streams in months.
I’m getting the impression that it’s for the best, when I read these comments.
Like, why? Why would anyone be so insufferable towards such a great guy? Don’t they appreciate him? Don’t they want to keep seeing him alive and active, ready to give many people a smile for the night?
I’m... very disappointed to hear all this. I thought the fans were better than this.
Twitch chat is just cancer
Eneco Twitch itself is cancer. Jerma deserves to be on a better site.
Jerma is the nicest and most genuine content creator there is, by such a huge factor that it seems like some kind of cosmic mistake that he somehow ended up gaining an audience that's like, 65% normal people, and the other 35% are just absolutely insufferable and ungrateful and toxic. It's so unfortunate, he deserves way better.
Ms. Tinput I know, right?!
@@titaniawallace3919 It might sound like a pretty big stretch, but I honestly think Twitch as a site may have been part of the reason the audience is like this. Not to say there wouldn't be toxic fan's to begin with but I've noticed over the few mostly comedic style streamers that I watch there, behavior is similar across the board. Mob mentality is nothing new but the specific brand prevalent on Twitch gives me this "basement dwellers who also have a titty stream on their second monitor" type vibe. Meanwhile you could jump in a small niche stream of about 1,000 people and have nice slow chat with actual dialogue, my point, popularity on the site garners new audience and an audience tied to that site.
Still kinda pissed that Jerma ended up getting shooed away from M&B by chat.
It's such a good game and I know he'd love it if he played it on his own.
Jerma introduced me to mount and blade and holy shit this game amazed me, the freedom you have to create a army and shit
Aww, it's a shame folk weren't kind to him during the stream. Throwing weapons aren't that batld either. Especially Javelins and throwing axes seeing that they can be used for pole arms and one handed weapons.
nonononono throwing weapons are objectively inferior to two-handers, one-handers with shields, AND bows and arrows. They're just THE worst.
@@mackmasters325 But with a shield, you can do good damage. Especially if the enemy closes the gap, switch to the melee mode and start cutting or stabbing. Plus, Javelins are great against armor due to them dealing piercing damage.
@@mackmasters325 You can grind your level with throwing and just throw rocks at your enemies.
Throwing weapons are good, but you need extra large bags of throwing spears. Velocity is king in this game for projectiles; it just uses the formula for kinetic energy to scale the damage. Ie velocity squares damage, so faster projectiles do huge damage.
Basically you'll get to the point where you can kill swadian knights in one or two throwing spears, you'll empty your two bags in a minute or two, and then you run back to your bag at the starting point to grab something else.
PSYCHO streamer commits TAX EVASION in a medieval game and loses EVERYTHING to GAMBLING
I absolutely love this guy! Best content creator on the platform, no question.
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON!
Chat was really harsh on Jerma in an already very harsh and unforgiving game.
I wish Jerma turned off the chat sometimes, I’m so sick of their garbage
This stream was actually the reason I started playing Warband and it's probably my favorite game of all time.
why does he do a ster laugh at 16:47
I legit thought ster was in the call. Like jerma asked for some game tips or something
Wtf yeah
I lose a little bit of my soul every time jerma does the youtuber voice
I don't cause it's hilariously accurate. If anything I gain some of my soul back.
I like the art in your profile pic. Did you do it?
ScarletSiren It’s by “LemKuuja” and is the cover art for the soundcloud version of the song “When Will I Find You”
The thumbnail is so accurate to the Mount & Blade experience
This game is the last game you want to be backseat gamed on. Much like Kenshi.
Glad jerma finally played this. My favorite game for the last 4 years.
Jerma is just a Monty Python skit given physical form.
I couldn't stop laughing at this one, great editing
Chat sabotaged you so bad lmao
loved the vid tho
love the reference to the old "wrench man" bit in the description
My dream came to life he made a video of the stream thx u jerma
Chat is unbearable a lot of the time. I tend to avoid the streams because of them
That doesn't really make any sense considering you can just wide screen the game and have chat be hidden completely
I fucking love the fact he's throwing rocks at enemies
I wish Twitch chat just didn't exist, period.
Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail.
Is this the guy that made a children’s book ON STREAM?
chat bad
I don't want to spoil you but
On Mount and Blade, you can fight *The Giant Enemy Spider*
*insane beatboxing*
Giant enemy harlaus
Albard Hot-Head, I've come to bargain.
5:38 it's raining. Poor bloody sods.
jerma turns into yoshi on his way to collect taxes
14:10 the frustration oh my God my sides "fucking Monopoly piece"
Over the last 6 months, a huge percentage of the Twitch channel’s growth has seemed to be toxic kids trying to spam in caps, distract Jerma, and make his (and everyone’s) experience as bad as possible.
I’ve been following Jerma for about 7 years, but it’s getting hard to watch. And that’s sad.
The fuck are you talking about this game is fucking 20 years old no kid ever played this
@@lucasnadamas9317 apparently a lot of manchildren have, they ruined his experience
16:47 New worst Jerma sound.
fuckin' chat man
Bruh, Jerma thinks Jarl is a name lmfao "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY JARLS HERE?!" I'm dead
"I'm smart; I read" - Jerma, 2020
I love fruit-by-the foot chicken apple nerds ropes!!!
Surprised you haven't played this before and so sorry that this had to be your first experience Jerma.
Man. Chat really does ruin everything
“You just dialed that up to 100 for no reason” XD
"What are you? Fucking lemmings? Get over here!" This basically sums up the games AI.
EVERYONE WANTED TO SEE THIS
16:47 I don’t know why but I thought it sounded like Star was laughing for a second
The Giant enemy spider
Rock-tossing tax money embezzler gets bullied by bandits and chat.
Ah a jerma classic, plays a hard game for the first time, shitheads in chat tell him to do the worst things imaginable and ruin his experience, jerma soilders through it anyway and tries to have fun, what a trooper
No pain, no grain
More of mount & blade please
games most fun as a heavy armoured two hander cleavin' fools in two
That was a Ster laugh that Jerma did tbh
I remember when jerma had less than 50k.... in those days, videos were a dime a dozen
It's almost harvesting season.
This was amazing
Jerma is best streamer
Hey Jeremy, this march the sequel to the game that chat hates you playing, MOUNT & BLADE 2 BABY. You better play it so chat can judge you 1000x times more since the battles will be 500vs500
1:40 More like House fish and chips
Is this the streamer who played all of the fucking lord of the ring games because _one guy_ *ONE FUCKING GUY* TOLD HIM HE CAN'T PASS LEVEL 1?
The next rumble will feature the Jarls vs Byeahs ark
Carton confirmed for jerma rumble2020
“Hey”
“Three is for horses”
congrats on your public debut
Uslurp the king
LIFE IS PAIN, IM GONNA *SHNEE-*
Dream come true
Jerma can you please stop trying to hold my hand during our business stats class, it's starting to get uncomfortable
Delivered 0 damage.
Why can't twitch chat just let Jeremy play the game the way he wants to?
The point of streaming is the interaction
@@EthanZephyr interacting doesnt mean he has to listen to people telling him how to play
Oh this is gonna be good...
My fav streamer playing my fav game, Bannerlord will be more polished hopefully.
Lol this guy still thinks bannerlord is coming
@@MrazikMJ The beta came out last week and the game is slated to come out in March
Ok but having a beta and a concrete release schedule is the biggest step they've taken lol. It could still get delayed but its probably coming this year, if not on the month they plan.
Great video
Jerma, I just sank in 40 hours this week into Warband after buying it four years ago, and I've got a full time job. Idk how it's done this to me but be careful.
hope you enjoyed the game. i've sunk over 5k hours into it so i guess i'm kinda a fan of it
Goddamn I can see every single pixel
MY FAVORITE GAME
If Jerma is going to play Bannerlord, he should wait until it's finished for the full effect.
I'm a huge Mount & Blade fan so I'm glad to see him play Warband.
I want to laugh at jerma but I also feel bad that chat gave him, a brand new player, the worst possible start and conditions throughout his game
I like that wrench man reference