They only follow the money, we are the ones who decide where that money goes. In other words - They only produce lifeless sludge content because people watch it. If we all collectively decided to only watch good movies, there would be far less bad ones produced.
@@korvo3427 cinema is absolutely dying and it honestly may already be dead. All movies are nowadays are sloppy cashgrabs by big name studios. There is no care or passion in cinema anymore, it’s all just sludge designed to gain as much money as possible.
You ever watch something for the first time, and feel instantly immersed in the world; intrigued to explore it and the compelling characters within it? What is the word for the exact opposite of that feeling?
You literally have the statistics for how many people are going to have a problem with which paths that movie would take at the end of every episode of that game.
You mean THE Minecraft Movie. There’s no way they could make a sequel to this. In fact there’s no way they could even release this. Hollywood, you’re completely out of ideas.
@@bocolatebhipbookie Sure but Minecraft is literally the most popular/best selling video game of ALL TIME, so it was bound to be adapted at some point.
What do you mean? this looks as disgustingly aggregious as the Sonic movie did. This is what happens when you make a movie fueled by the ego of the actors who wanna be on screen rather than artistic direction. What they threw out the window is what they learnt with Roger Rabbit.
"We are making a movie of a block game, what shape should the main characters be?" "Not blocky" "Jeff you're creative director now congrats on your promotion" you had 1 job
minecraft has the most recognizable art style in all of video games and then they decided to make everything look like those hyperrealistic renders of spongebob
@@kreenbopulusmichael7205 don't say that man....even if you don't like it at least this movie was made by actual people who put effort into it. (Even if that effort was for nothing in the end it's still effort.)
47, Most recent film credit being 2016 and most notable film being a 10% RT Comdey from 2007. This is almost certain to be on a lot of people's worst films list of the year.
They should : Real world : Realistic When they enter minecraft overworld: Everything is minecraft animation,these 4 persons also turn to minecraft characters.
Wouldn't be surprised if the line "it's minin' time!" is literally in the final cut. This seems like the kind of movie that will have lots of outdated references.
Ironically enough, Jack Black is probably the only one who's knows the most since it was said he played the game a lot in preparation for the movie, so there's that 😂
@AJS3157 might as well be. The movie looks so bad. Had they just gone with all animation similar to the Mario movie, it would've been great, but it's gotta check off the boxes
Its so colorful it makes me want to vomit. A gritty and dark art style with a serious story would have been better, something like Minecraft Story Mode.
This would've been so cool if this movie just followed Jack Black instead of everyone else. The cool thing is that Jack Black has already narrated a whole Minecraft novel and he did an amazing job on that. He would've been perfect as the lead
Maybe They Were Friends? Perhaps Bloodkin? Regardless, This Hasn't Added To Anyone's Excitement,....When Do Ya Think We Get The Actual Official Trailer?
We did not lose "Minecraft: Story Mode" and "Coyote vs. ACME" for seeing a "Minecraft in Real Life" in theaters starring Jack Black in a blue sweater-vest(?) and Dora the Explorer as Jason Momoa !!!
Let's all be honest, storymode fell off after the 1st part. They had to get a bunch of youtubers to be in it to garner anymore attention, then the actual *story* part of it fell flat.
@@sanejenkemenjoyer That was only in one episode, and that was from the Portal arc of the first season. The Wither storm arc did well for itself, the Portal arc was just an expansion the guys at Telltale did afterwards, not to mention that same RUclipsr episode can be skipped and it won't make a change on the Old Builder plot that happens later on the final episodes of the season.
@@schlabamampf3480 Two points: 1. Why does it have to be dumb? 2. Why does it have to be bad? 3. Are you okay with your kid being feed stupid, mindless crappy?
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@@CheckCheckTbecause it just doesn't look interesting or genuine at all for what the movie seem to be going for. It just seems super inauthentic and looks like just a cash in on a big frenchise and big celebrity stars.
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“ChatGPT, write a script for a video game movie”
ChatGPT:
“Of course, Scene 1, Jack Black enters”
absoloutly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Annoying child gives Gen alpha response."
😂😂😂
'Minecrapt'
Super Boardercraft
This is the most bizarre casting since Borderlands
Borderlands just came out💀
And somehow not as bad
@@sanchomigel5 Ye looks FUN at least and just phychotic lol , Borderlands just was just another early 2000s attempt at a game movie
😂
Fr
This looks like those "Minecraft in real life!!!!!" videos from 10 years ago
Exactly, but worse
it looks like a smosh skit
Well, looks like they were right 😐
@@orionpisces5875HAHAHAHAHA
@@orionpisces5875A Minecraft Vacation
Hollywood try not to squeeze out the same lifeless/soulless sludge content because cinema is dying challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Lol
They only follow the money, we are the ones who decide where that money goes. In other words - They only produce lifeless sludge content because people watch it. If we all collectively decided to only watch good movies, there would be far less bad ones produced.
By no means is cinema dying lmfao, you need to watch more films
@@korvo3427 cinema is absolutely dying and it honestly may already be dead. All movies are nowadays are sloppy cashgrabs by big name studios. There is no care or passion in cinema anymore, it’s all just sludge designed to gain as much money as possible.
Counterpoint:The wild robot (2024)
the artstyle wouldn’t be as bad if the characters were animated
Yeah, if it was animated it would be better tbh.
Yeah, they should've stuck with that
id love a cinematic version of those animations from the minecraft animated trailers
tbh the fact it’s real people is the main problem
Erm, this is a children's movie based on a video game, and that video game is Minecraft... How else would you do this movie, it makes total sense?
They look like they kidnapped Jason Momoa from the Barbie World
They had kenough actors so he didn't made it
lghdtv propaganda
@@Yuuera69what
🙈
Barbie 2 the Hequel.
There ain't no way they actually had the guts to release this 😭😭
Let’s hope this movie is a huge flop
@@JLee-g6wit looks as bad if not worse than borderlands
@@JLee-g6w haters gonna hate
Bring TellTale back
This would definitely as bad if not worse than previous video game movies apart from Sonic and Mario movies.
Minecraft literally has lore.
Hollywood chose to ignore it completely.
No it doesn't
@@marxelini just go to gaming theory about Minecraft
@@Mym-sgj there's nothing official
@@marxelini literly a book about it
@@marxelini any person would understand the hidden lore is real as mojang confirms them to an extent
this looks like an snl parody
It really does
A very expensive snl parody.
It’s being made by the people who did Napoleon dynamite
😂
Lmao
We sending Videogame Movies back to the dark ages with this one 💀
Borderlands already did that lol
Have they ever leaved the dark ages?
hot take this actually looks (only talking about visuals here) slightly worse than Borderlands....
I'm crying
Sonic 3
Jack black collecting video game movies like infinity stones (only it’s the ones with the bad adaptations😭😭😭)
This is going to be a mine stone
@@muhammadadeel9889so what would Mario and Borderlands be🤔
Only one of them is rotten and killed itself
Just like how Chris Evans was made for comic book movies, Jack Black was made for video game movies
Next step Uncharted sequel as Ronain
I'm relieved that Technoblade didn't have to witness this disaster.
his reeincarnated self did, but hes around a year old now
There is going to be a statue of techno in the movie
@@Zen_Insane their hearts are in the right place, they just have terrible execution.
Why does Jason Momoa looks like he's cosplaying Dora the Explorer?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣 made my night!
base
"Can you say...?"
U have the reason
You ever watch something for the first time, and feel instantly immersed in the world; intrigued to explore it and the compelling characters within it? What is the word for the exact opposite of that feeling?
Movie Disassociation and rejection???
Disappointment?
this comment deserves way more likes than it has, got me giggling my ass off. well done
Lame.
Ennui?
Minecraft Story Mode could've been a better content to be made for a movie.
You literally have the statistics for how many people are going to have a problem with which paths that movie would take at the end of every episode of that game.
@@Phaeton635all the choices lead to the same ending, and Lucas should be kept as a friend
Rueben’s death would have been top 10 saddest scenes in cinema 😭😭😭😭😭
Nah Story Mode is kinda mid, do a Fallen Kingdom remake instead
RIGHTTTT!!??? 😢
Hollywood needs to get their sh*t together. This is so out of touch, it hurts my childhood.😢
My hype for this movie dropped faster then a old person down a staircase.
Hurt more than falling down the stairs too
🤣😆😂
There was actually hype for this? 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂
@@xgamerunknown6414 It’s f*ckin Minecraft, ofc there was hype.
My hype dropped faster than the Suns gravitational pull
Herobrine did not get removed for this
The ender dragon DIED for this 💀
Herobrine sacrifice was for nothing.
this WITHER did not get removed for this
The Aether Realm Did not get patched for this
We did not ruin bedrock modding for this
This trailer wasn't dropped, it escaped.
😂
Underrated comment
it wasnt dropped... IT WAS CRUSHED BY DANIELLE BROOKS WEIGHTTT
It was dropped.
On its head.
A Minecraft movie security breach
You mean THE Minecraft Movie. There’s no way they could make a sequel to this. In fact there’s no way they could even release this. Hollywood, you’re completely out of ideas.
“A Minecraft Movie” implies that there are already other ones that exist
@@YesImFine Not necessarily, no. It is one way it could be interpreted out of many.
@@YesImFine No. It implies that there will be more in the future. "ANOTHER Minecraft Movie" would imply that there are previous iterations.
Who else feels like this should’ve just been an animated movie?
It's Minecraft, it should have been, just like Lego.
EXACTLY.
Everybody...
Anyway, it seems to me that doing bizarre but fun. Those absurdly superfluous and unnecessary films, but that you think: "it's OK."
Lol nah this is going to be fun, we already got that with the minecraft adventure game with cutacenes.
So basically, the Jumanji movie, but in Minecraft world.
Thats what im saying
Except jumanji is better than the Minecraft movie, despite not releasing yet.
No where the hell are you guys getting this from
Minecraft movie this is crazy
@@MrWeird-mu5ul Holy glazing
All we wanted was the Lego Movie, but minecraft
REAL THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN PEAK
or just no movie bc not every video game and piece of media that can be capitalized on making a film should be
@@bocolatebhipbookie Sure but Minecraft is literally the most popular/best selling video game of ALL TIME, so it was bound to be adapted at some point.
Didn't we already get one. As a matter a fact we have several of those.
YES EXACTLY AAAAAA
This movie looks like it was made by AI.
1:24 Best part
Yes
Why so negative
@@TeejR18did you watch this with your eyes closed
Why?
Yeah, funny joke kid
Yeah...really should've been animated.
Couldn't agree more
Or, hear me out, it could've stayed a videogame and nothing more. Why would they pump millions into making a movie like this.. Fcking Holywood
@@samuraijacksonooooh8230 Movie would have made sense over 10 years ago back when Minecraft was at its peak.
@@JohnnyBoy-sy8jt or 3-4 years ago during the resurgence
Shouldn’t even have happened lmao😂
Steve in Minecraft: ◼️
Steve in the movie: ⚫️
DAYUMN!
What?
@@djnorris1572 he is square at the games but not in the movie
Fr like, has Steve been eating too many golden apples?
😂
Lets take everything we learned from the sonic and mario movies and completely throw it out the window
What do you mean? this looks as disgustingly aggregious as the Sonic movie did. This is what happens when you make a movie fueled by the ego of the actors who wanna be on screen rather than artistic direction. What they threw out the window is what they learnt with Roger Rabbit.
Minecraft vibe❌️
Clash of clans vibe✅️
Bro your so right this screams COC
@@UnknownSlayzeCock
omg youre right
This is more of a minecraft legends movie than a minecraft movie💀💀💀
Fr 😭
"We are making a movie of a block game, what shape should the main characters be?"
"Not blocky"
"Jeff you're creative director now congrats on your promotion"
you had 1 job
Should've had the actors turn into animated cg block versions of themselves when they crossed into Minecraft world. Would've been hilarious!
Agreed!
That would be better
But let's just see how this plays out, maybe there is a reason behind of how the main group got into the world of Mine Craft in the first place.
Yeah this should have been the common sense idea from everyone involved in brainstorming this movie.. but apparently they lack such brainpower
Because they need star power to attract casual audiences, despite star power meaning less and less as the years go on@@Jadinite-2006
How brave of IGN. leaving the comment section open
IGN always leaves the comments open.
Not the 8k texture pack 😭
Did bro just install a random rtx shaders with textures and put some random people
One of the 12 steps toward accepting the death of cinema.
Gotta continue the curse of bad video game movies
It already died a while ago actually.
Borderlands movie is also one of them
Maybe you should have written this film
@@fatboi3990 death is in the eye of the beholder. for most "gamerzz" cinema was never born, only emotional attachment with various brands.
minecraft has the most recognizable art style in all of video games and then they decided to make everything look like those hyperrealistic renders of spongebob
they ripped the nostalgia of minecraft from the movie, which is literally what we wanted
So you'd rather watch a movie in 8bit? Weird flex but okay go off king.
@@drcox012 literally nobodies flexing kid
@drcox012 you'd rather have your media robbed of what made it special? weird but ok
@@drcox012How is that a flex?
These Guys just Straight Up Crushed our ChildHood Dreams
After the Sonic movies set the standard of how videogame movies should be made, this feels like a huge step back.
The character designs (except for the humans) are pretty faithful to the game, if a little more textured.
the first sonic trailer was horrible too
@@ethanshackletonjust makes it uncanny to me
Better than borderlands?
We all know what to do look at how sonic became when the people give them the feedback so lets slack on this one too
Apparently wearing a blue V neck shirt automatically makes you Steve
It's worked most my life
Works for stevenstokes
With that on he just looks like old nacho libre
I’m pissed that they casted Jack to play that role,they could’ve casted anyone else,like it’s nice that he’s in the movie,but as STEVE?!
@@stevenstokes6306😂😂
5% actors
95% CGI
Just like Jumanji 🤦🏻♂️
At least this time it makes sense.
Should've been 100%
@@AverageUser-jumanji acctually had decent cgi tho 😭
It should've been animated lol
No idea what this movie is about except for minecraft. The game without a story works. A movie without a story does not.
Sometimes movies just need alittle more time in the oven, other times you need throwout whatever you were cooking altogether and make something else.
Ironically this movie was burning since before minecraft was bought by Microsoft!
In Minecraft’s case, it needs more time in the furnace.
Borderlands: “We made the worst video game adaptation of all time!”
Minecraft: “Hold my beer.”
They are competing with monster hunter and the first mario movie
its just the trailer dont be so harsh on them just like minecraft posters have different saturance instead of ingame.
@@nereh7873 Don't disrespect Silent Hill Revelation like that dude!
postscript: the time traveler who has already seen the movie but shows no evidence
@@nereh7873also the sonic movies
this looks extremely strange, like an unsettling amount
One could say uncanny
@@browal14 A very mixed feeling type of uncanniness
Yeah, it's so off
genuinely looks AI generated
@@kreenbopulusmichael7205 don't say that man....even if you don't like it at least this movie was made by actual people who put effort into it. (Even if that effort was for nothing in the end it's still effort.)
How to upset an entire fandom with one video:
And the crowd goes MILD!
AND THE CROWD STARTS LEAVING!!!🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
AND THE CROWD GOES HOME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶
AND THE CROWD STARTS A RIOT🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑
The mild ones
It feels like the script was written by a guy in his 50's who still feels "down with the kids".
How do you do my fellow kids 😂
Lol bit of a stretch bozo
Also Jewish
Well it is PedoWood so you're probably painfully correct on the "down with the kids" part
47, Most recent film credit being 2016 and most notable film being a 10% RT Comdey from 2007. This is almost certain to be on a lot of people's worst films list of the year.
They literally just gave Jack Black a colored shirt and called him Steve
Can’t wait for jack black to say “the true Minecraft is the friends we made along the way”
Don't think Jack Black can carry this one
He can't carry any movie, he's a supporting acting at best.
Hopefully they do a sonic and turn them into actual minecraft characters
@@168original7i dont think they're gonna listen to the community
@@168original7the thing with sonic was that it was just one character, not every character plus sonic was cgi, these are real people recorded
@@Traveler787 We thought the same about Sega
Missed opportunity to call it - Minecraft Cinema Edition
This ^
Cinematic mode
Minecraft Home Edition when it comes out of theaters.
Brilliant idea 👍
@@Armando_Aranda Or Cinema Edition Home Version, Or Home Cinema Edition.
this should have been animated
This should have been a music video 3D animation
@@JustaNamebutverycool”CREEPER? AW MAN!”
So we're back in the mine@@JustaNamebutverycool
True
it mostly is
They should :
Real world : Realistic
When they enter minecraft overworld:
Everything is minecraft animation,these 4 persons also turn to minecraft characters.
Remember guys, this is “A” Minecraft movie, not “The” Minecraft movie.
should be the minecraft movie, in my opinion
@@Dorkish_Drawsagreed why not “The” Mincraft movie, it’s not like you can’t make more later like with “The” Lego movie 🤨
💀
@@connormarchand6302Like they're going to do more after this one
@PAPicturesOfficialcentralists when there is no middle ground:
0:57 My EXACT reaction
Same😂
Same💀
Mine ❤
Mines 0:29 😂
@@deondrex18kwhat the hell
My favorite part of the trailer is when Jack Black looks directly at the camera and says "its Morbin time.'
Wouldn't be surprised if the line "it's minin' time!" is literally in the final cut. This seems like the kind of movie that will have lots of outdated references.
my favorite part was 1:24
@@kingpin2psn hahahahajahhahhasaghahshahahash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why won't this meme die?? 😭
“WHAT THE HELL?” Yep, that sums up my reaction to this teaser.
CONGRATULATIONS! You just LOST the perfect opportunity to make one of the best animation movies of modern cinema
🎉I hope this Makes Wb Stop making video game adaptations🎉
please stop hating on this movie, it's hard to press like on all the comments 😢
Nah 💀
Real 😔
Got me in the first half
If you’re on mobile you can double tap comments to quick like ;)
fr
And of course they're doing the classic trope of "people get transported into a videogame "
legit. minecraft has so much history and lore to pick from. they dont even need to be that creative... smh
@@youneverknow6112 minecraft is a game without lore as mojang themselves said
@@keijolaAnd even with that, people find a lot of lore from ancient cities, the end, nether fortress, villages, mansion, etc etc
@@keijola theres absolutely lore its just hidden. Like dark souls without the item descriptions
@@keijola The Uneasy Alliance advancement description implies that Ghasts are originally from the Overworld.
thank god there is a sassy black woman in it
sassy black woman was always my favorite Minecraft character
LOL
Can't wait for Jack Black to say:
"YOU'VE MINED YOUR LAST CRAFT, HEROBRINE!"
😭
Together... We are Minecraft
It's mining time!
@@randomguy8336 maybe Minecraft was the Friends we made along the way
"He's behind me, isn't he?"
Can we just get back Minecraft Story mode and call that the movie
Story mode needs an apology
@@SirLordSpamfr, it was actually peak and overhated af
This looks like a 94% critics score 7% audience score type movie
For real though. It honestly looks terrible. It's giving uncanny valley.
CriTics bAd111!!!!
This looks like both groups would hate it tbh
94% + 7% = 101% 🧠🧠
No, it's probably going to be the opposite.
Jason Momoa looks like he's cosplaying Jack Black
That's a funny way to spell Dora the Explorer.
Hollywood is really scraping the end of the barrel lately and are running out of ideas
declining intelligence...
Always have been
Nah,this is worse than the end of the barrel
Well to be fair, Hollywood is run by demonic weirdos who hate beauty
I’ll say
This looks like a fever dream.
This looks like a nightmare
@@SnorkerSJPJBA This looks like an opportunity for you to find a real job
@weakscars this looks like an opportunity for you to touch some grass.
I’m so excited!
That’s not what a fever dream looks like. Also can you be any more unoriginal? Lol
My favorite part was when Jack Black said "it's craftin time" and crafted all over those bad guys.
Real
My favorite part was when Jack Black said “its mining time” and finished on the miners
@@alter112 Are you okay?
Oh.
... That's probly gonna happen man
anything you can dream about here you can make
100% true for Minecraft
The only people on the planet who don’t know what Minecraft is - these people and the person who wrote the script
Facts
Ironically enough, Jack Black is probably the only one who's knows the most since it was said he played the game a lot in preparation for the movie, so there's that 😂
Jack Black is a certified Gamer, he knows
How much you wanna bet that the script is made from chatgpt?
@AJS3157 might as well be. The movie looks so bad. Had they just gone with all animation similar to the Mario movie, it would've been great, but it's gotta check off the boxes
Anyone else notice how the piglins were not even zombified in the overworld
We think we owned a apology for Minecraft story mode
"why it looks like poop?" --direct quote from my 7 yrd old Minecraft addict nephew.
@@juststained my 12y coursin said it suck too
Even kids hate it
LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO JASON MOMOA (ngl Jack dosen’t look that bad)
-10 year old speaking
suck, gargle, and sswallow
^^^ talking to your 7 y/o
Ah yes, because this is what we all love about Minecraft.
This looks like one of the most visually unappealing movies I’ve ever seen advertised.
Agreed
Its so colorful it makes me want to vomit. A gritty and dark art style with a serious story would have been better, something like Minecraft Story Mode.
they forgot to make a movie about minecraft
Uuummm they did you saw the movie trailer dude😅
@@aidanscouter7069 Blawg this ain't MineCraft, this is EscavateCreate 💀
@@aidanscouter7069 its about aquadoraman😹
@@Manzu_ish_YT yeah Ikr
@@aidanscouter7069that’s not Minecraft bro
This would've been so cool if this movie just followed Jack Black instead of everyone else. The cool thing is that Jack Black has already narrated a whole Minecraft novel and he did an amazing job on that. He would've been perfect as the lead
It a Minecraft movie
@@glamrockfoxy6667 so true
He is too old to play steve. (And out of shape to play a fit character.)
The only way to read that novel is JBs audio version
Jack Black is an enemy of the American people.
0:59 "This guy is such a tool bag."
Me: "What do you expect? He's Jack Black."
What does that even mean?
I'm just amazed that the RUclipsr that made this could afford Jack Black. Looks like fans will have to wait longer for the real trailer.
Maybe They Were Friends? Perhaps Bloodkin? Regardless, This Hasn't Added To Anyone's Excitement,....When Do Ya Think We Get The Actual Official Trailer?
Nah that isn't jack black. That's jablinski games.
Holy green screen batman
It's basically an animated movie
$10 says it's on the Volume. None of them can move more than 10 feet from the center of the circle.
@@null6634 They're on a set built to look like minecraft, everything else is cgi. If you'd seen the bts you'd know this.
Jack Black is about to be in two of the biggest box office flops of all time
@voidinteractive9308 Mario wasn't even near to be bad.
Borderlands was horrible and this one here will be bad too if it's like this trailer.
Nah this won't flop, even if it's really bad.
Jack Black is preparing for his next life role...a homeless person.
Truly one of the collabs of all time, Aquaman, The Girl from Wednesday, The Girl from Peacemaker, Minecraft, a guy nobody knows, and JACK BLACK.
A CHILD NOBODY KNOWS
@@KingAbodi206says you
Put some respect on the black girl shes a main character in orange is the new black on Netflix
@@KingAbodi206the child is from transformers bumblebee movie
@@TWDUniverseNetwork "The Girl from Peacemaker..."
Ya know Stimpy this whole journey reminds me of a Beatles song
So true
Btw the Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon is better than the Reboot
wait its the guy
How are ya doing Max. Love your streams @hotdiggedydemon
Thats nice
Yes it does
Should've just been about Jack Black in this world. None of the other characters from the real world
And Keegan-Michael Key as Villager
And come on jack black Is already Bowser in the Mario movie!
Then don't forget the pet wolf from the leak
The landscape is incredible and The Mobs are Spectacular! Good Job Everyone Who Worked on this Masterpiece!
We did not lose "Minecraft: Story Mode" and "Coyote vs. ACME" for seeing a "Minecraft in Real Life" in theaters starring Jack Black in a blue sweater-vest(?) and Dora the Explorer as Jason Momoa !!!
We did and we're living in the worst timelines for Warner's production anyway
Facts
Let's all be honest, storymode fell off after the 1st part. They had to get a bunch of youtubers to be in it to garner anymore attention, then the actual *story* part of it fell flat.
@@sanejenkemenjoyer That was only in one episode, and that was from the Portal arc of the first season.
The Wither storm arc did well for itself, the Portal arc was just an expansion the guys at Telltale did afterwards, not to mention that same RUclipsr episode can be skipped and it won't make a change on the Old Builder plot that happens later on the final episodes of the season.
@@sanejenkemenjoyer for storymode to fall off would imply it was ever 'on'
They couldnt've made it look any more generic. The trailer doesnt help me sell this movie
it should be generic minecraft, not generic hollywood
it a game for kidz and so its a movie for kidz
Then don't watch it
@@schlabamampf3480 Two points:
1. Why does it have to be dumb?
2. Why does it have to be bad?
3. Are you okay with your kid being feed stupid, mindless crappy?
@@schlabamampf3480 kids movie =/= has to be bad. and the game is for literally everyone.
Jack black just casted in all video game movies lol
That's not Jack Black, that's JablinzkyGames
And ruins them
@@sonnie2058no
And literally ruins them because it’s literally just Jumanji
Easy money
"I AM JACKBLACK IN A BLUE SHIRT"
5% actors
5% cgi
90% magical mystery tour
100% overused comment
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@@AverageUser-101% overused commenter calling something overused when this video literally came out 3 hours ago
Your comment just reminded me of the Willy Wonka Expirience earlier this year.
This trailer looks like an AI created fever dream.
More like an AI sneezed all over it. The AI must have been suffering from a cold when the movie was being made.
@@SapphireSword-pd1ix
The real movie
Not AI
the comments section made me realize that Sonic is now the Jesus of video game movies basically.
And Mario too.
Yeah. Mario and Sonic are the titans of video games, and now the titans of movies based on video games.
Angry bird 🕊️
They should have cast Jack Black as Eggman and Jim Carrey as Steve. There, problem solved, everyone is happy.
seriously, how can someone be excited about this?
It comes off like it's making fun of Minecraft.
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To be honest, the only thing that made me excited was the fact that they used "Magical Mystery Tour", because I'm a die hard Beatles fan
Everyone is just hating these days even before the movie is out. It's just ridiculous.
@@CheckCheckTbecause it just doesn't look interesting or genuine at all for what the movie seem to be going for. It just seems super inauthentic and looks like just a cash in on a big frenchise and big celebrity stars.
Jason Momoa looks like my old step mom but with a beard.
💀🙏
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This looks like one of those 4K hyperealistic Minecraft animation videos
0:48 Even the actors knew that was anti-climactic 💀
@@GabeArson shouldve said bryan, but he’s no hero
So we all agree when the characters enter the Minecraft world they should be animated like everything else.
OK what is this, this is not the minecraft movie, this is NOT it.
Yea
It’s *A* Minecraft Movie.
The name is minecraft, so it's a minecraft movie
Quite possibly the biggest fumble in movie and gaming history
Yes it is
Y’all know the drill, we need to pull a Sonic again
The result of 7 years of waiting is this 💀