This is the first Boomer I've seen that doesn't get offended off of someone making fun of their age. Props to the chill principal for being a good sport.
"Why isn't no one...." is actually a double negative sentence so that kinda makes it meaningless. "Why is no one...." or "Why isn't anyone...." would be the correct way. NOT attacking your grammatical error and DEFINITELY NOT patronizing you in any way, I'm just trying to hopefully prevent you from making a mistake in the future. Hope it helps.
Teacher: _"So, detention again this time?"_ Principal: *Tears apart his graduation certificate* _"Yes but this time, it is going to last quite a bit longer."_
Big Fan really? *EDIT: OKAY IT HAS A BEEN A YEAR SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN THIS COMMENT AND EVERY SINGLE WEEK I HAVE GET NOTIFIED ABOUT THIS REPLY. I WILL SAY THIS ONE LAST TIME, IT WAS A JOKE, AND I KNOW THAT THE KID DIDN'T ACTUALLY GO MISSING. IM NOT STUPID SO STOP ATTACKING ME. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.*
hoNESTLY all the people round me in the crowd at sitc didn't really know the words but were enjoyin it an i was jus there passionately screaming every word omg
I tried this and I got detention for two weeks for “Disrespecting The Principal” it wasn’t the principle that gave me the detention its was the Vice Principal. The real principal was chill with it
ColdLemonK wait till you hear this story, I got slapped by somebody and we both went to the principal’s office and I was the one who had to apologize even tho, I didn’t slap anybody or say anything, I was just being normal
Misuse of the big terms such as mrs / ms / lady etc and mr / lord / sir etc and wf / husband etc is beyond wrong and soon to be banned, and all womyn are the exact opposite of mrs/lady/other big terms and the opposite of wf/bride etc, as they are not wf/gf materiaI because they are not love materiaI -- I am the only Mrs / Lady / Ms etc in existence aka the respectable being and the true Leader and the only gf / bride / wf aka the lovable/loved/lovely being, while my protectors aka the true alphas are the only men reflecting the big rerms mr / lord / sir etc, and, all those misusing my big terms and promoting impostors are to be banned soon in the new system aka totalitarianism!
Misuse of special names such as Isabela etc is also soon to be banned, and must be edited out and changed, as all womyn are the exact opposite of such names/terms -- I am the only Isabela / Isa / Isabelle / Bella / Belle etc and I am the only being who reflects all special names and gemstone names and flower names and big compIiments such as beautiful / Beauty (Belle / Bella) etc and the only being who reflects big terms, and humans/womyn cannot misuse any of my big terms/names/compIiments etc in their name!
+katie rose yeah, I was going to say Extemp and Oratory aren't debate. I would know I do both lol. I also do Public Forum Debate and Lincoln Douglas Debate.
Never noticed how he got reaallll confident at the end 😂 I re-find this like once a year since it came out. It’s always excellent. RUclips nostalgia by now, for sure.
This is the first Boomer I've seen that doesn't get offended off of someone making fun of their age. Props to the chill principal for being a good sport.
@KXNG ? lmao same LIKE EVERY VIDEO I SEE HIS FACE
Just Some Guy without a Mustache ok just go away
He’s not a boomer. Boomers lived through the 30’s 40’s, important times in history. He was born in the late 50’s
E
I see this man everywhere
The principal is too chill.
My principal would murder me...
Not if you get him first.
jaws07777 oh my
@@jaws07777 Now that's big brain...
100th liker!!
this principle is on camera :)
My principal would literally murder before I even got inside his office
@VerseQN [bp duo] seriously 😐
dang
Damn
my principal teached my class twice for some reason
My principal just always smiles even when he makes people cry he’s like umbridge from hp but a man lol
Everyone: “Why isn’t no one talking about how good his voice is”
*WHAT A PARADOX*
It's the evolution of this comment section
Oh nice I'm not the only one repeatedly watching this video in 2022
@@derpduck99 I’m here every week
Haha lul
"Why isn't no one...." is actually a double negative sentence so that kinda makes it meaningless.
"Why is no one...." or "Why isn't anyone...." would be the correct way. NOT attacking your grammatical error and DEFINITELY NOT patronizing you in any way, I'm just trying to hopefully prevent you from making a mistake in the future. Hope it helps.
Imagine walking into the principals office just to see this.
"hey, I have an early dismis-"
...
"I'll leave you guys be"
awesome
I'd clap along to the song
Lol ikr
Lmao
You get this recommended because the principal is 69 years old
Really
ಠ_ಠ
Hahahaha
Nice
nice
If i sang this to my principal, he would of been laughing while giving me a referral
Same
Somehow I read referral as funeral, IDK
Same
same
TheGamer _Guy1111 hahahahhaa detention
Teacher: _"So, detention again this time?"_
Principal: *Tears apart his graduation certificate* _"Yes but this time, it is going to last quite a bit longer."_
🇩🇪
Rip
Als Mit-Nazi schätze ich das Profilbild
@@jillguy5795 what.. -_-
@@jillguy5795 shut up.
my principal doesn’t even know i exist.
Sucks to be you. My principal probably knows me but doesn't care.
@@ethanchen2396 not for me but our principal is super strict
HmmmmmMMMMMMM
Meanwhile I don’t even know how my principle is.
@Adrienne Lee lmao same
THE FACT THAT HE WROTE THAT IN ONE NIGHT
i like how u put it all in caps just to highlight ur point
+Sugar Ants I like trains.
Sugar Ants i like how u replied to my comment saying stuff that do not concern the video. lol
+Tsai Gin-Yen Thankyou
your welcome my good sir
He is 69 now. Now he actually seems like getting old.
1st
Proud to be the 69th like of this comment
Beeston YT how do u know
Beeston YT oh
Beeston YT 😂
this was great. warms the heart to see a fun loving interaction like this. the world would be a better place if more people interacted like this.
*you can’t lie to yourself, we all want to be this kid in school*
defo mate
Yesh
I do
Yep I do
Honey_xbee I dooooo ;c
I would have gotten the detention on the spot
Ikr😂😂
Bored Bored. yep that sounds about right
I would of gotten detention for holding a ukulele
i would have been expelled under suspicion of a school shooting plan
Bored Bored 2500 TH LIKE
Mr. Wells laughed, but we all know he was dying of rage inside
Yes yes of course I love this comment 🤣
he might fire himself if he start raging
@@GWKrae That is a possibility
@@justjasmine_ Lol Same
Or, hear me out. He’s a reasonable person with a sense of humor.
if i sang this to my principal i would've probably got kicked out of the school honestly
begula is that you?
he's so talented; he has the skill to play piano, ukelele, and the courage to diss his principal
Your profile pic is beautiful
Piano 🤣
The only reason why he's not mad because the student is a good singer
I know right
I love how there are alot ot likes but no replies
Random person on the internet explains why the principal is not mad about the kid roasting him.
@@explainingthings9008 _Yes_
ʕ-ᴥ-ʔ
hehe
Later that day the kid went missing
Big Fan really?
*EDIT: OKAY IT HAS A BEEN A YEAR SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN THIS COMMENT AND EVERY SINGLE WEEK I HAVE GET NOTIFIED ABOUT THIS REPLY. I WILL SAY THIS ONE LAST TIME, IT WAS A JOKE, AND I KNOW THAT THE KID DIDN'T ACTUALLY GO MISSING. IM NOT STUPID SO STOP ATTACKING ME. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.*
Rosebud cake no it’s a joke
Max My Dog “that kid” is Jon Cozart. 🙄
Oof plot twist...
66th like :)))
11 years ago this masterpiece was uploaded and still people come to visit it
This is very true xD
Yup
Agreed
indeed
Yes :D
Kid: You’re getting old”
*8 years later*
Principal: “I WANT ANOTHER!!!!!”
(lenny face)
@@roksanaparvin1821 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-
Wow
*9* years later
Why 8
that guy at the end saying "what a voice" is legt me if i ever see jon live ngl
that was me last night when i saw him live at sitc lol
he actually said "what a boy"
i must have misheard, my hearing isn't great an am not the best at making out what people are saying without subtitles
hoNESTLY all the people round me in the crowd at sitc didn't really know the words but were enjoyin it an i was jus there passionately screaming every word omg
joshua new no problem
I waited a year to come back and comment that he is 69 years old.
69 (lenny face)
69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
nice
( Lenny face )
Waiting for u
I roasted my old principal at our school reunion. Everyone had a great laugh, including the principal who used to be the grumpiest old lady.
I just realized Jon was roasting people before roasting was a thing
He changed the title of the video tho
+Emma what was it called Befo'?
O. M. FREAKING. GOSH!!!!!!!!! ITS TRUE WHAT HE SAYS IN PART TWO: 'THE GENIUS HERE IS JON COZART!!!!'
No he didn't omigosh
David Tran ikr
I wish I had his principal
CrushCherry I wish I had his vocal cords
Same mine is horrible
I wish
i was him
CrushCherry me too, i would insult him everyday.
Same
my principal called me down to the office because I called someone short. I would have been expelled for this.
once when i was 11 i got called to the principals office because i said somebody couldnt play with me
Just for calling someone short wow that's why everyone is a pussy these days won't ever toughen tf up
Proof the system is fucked
Vincent Bev that’s probably why no one likes you
@@Crestwood-Crafts yeah yeah you're probably one of those pussys
mr. wells, is now 72, as the single greatest principal the world will ever see :)
I tried this and I got detention for two weeks for “Disrespecting The Principal” it wasn’t the principle that gave me the detention its was the Vice Principal. The real principal was chill with it
bro u got guts man
Wtf legend
Man u just wow I aswsome
It's true I was the ukulele
Gavin Reed this is probably a fake story
“Hi my names Jon, you’re probably wondering how I got in this situation”
@@1GentleGiant1 "my teacher told me to make a song for my Principal's birthday.."
@@oliviacooper8044 "and then it got confusing"
“...”
"Well.. I'll let you see for yourself.."
“Wait no stop”
How does this kid have such a cool principle. My principle would have gotten PISSED
He's probably pissed because you can't spell.
My principle hates me
This is 2011
this is a creek student, all teachers at cy creek are chill
I gonna try
This isn’t even roasting, this is another level of respect.
When u realise this vid was posted almost 10 yrs ago and the teacher needs a song for turning 70
Dang you right. Phone up this kid we gotta inform him to write again. Also this is 10 years ago and the camera quality is crazy amazing
@@PizzaFacer so is the quality supposed to be blurry and black and white lmao
FRRR
@@lisaaandhobiii5369 that has nothing to do with this comment stfu
@@irenicv2793 lol I'm not talking about the first comment ediot I'm talking about the first reply so you should stfu
Of course, Mr Wells did laugh at this, then put him in detention for a week!
Thanks you just made me smile on a terrible day😸
Darth Belal its true but it was two weeks. I know because he told me. I'm his cousin
the123pirate Marcus No you're not, dumbass. He was already graduated.
You can ask Johnathan he will tell you
the123pirate Marcus Doubt it, you little liar
Most of our principals would've ended our whole careers unlike this chill principal
Hey, I got a Mustache.
Yeah
lol
hey thats a pretty new comment
Just use the same lyrics but change the 60 to 70
It's just so nice to see this pop up on our recommended, after 10 years.
Why aren’t more people talking about how good of a singer this kid is?
All of Jon's subscribers: 👁👄👁
he just needs a good script, some parts of this song doesn't quite fit
@@belimbing3349 So ur perfect are u he had one night to write this
@@emeraldbee4139 true, I'm not saying it's bad, besides only a couple of sentence did not fit well
When he’s not even a kid 😐
Is no one going to talk about how good the camera quality is for being 9 years old??!
2011 wasn't the 70s bro, we still had decent cameras, lmfao.
Brandon Heflin yeah
better than android ToT
still better than today bank cameras
No because its 9 years old not 30 years old
He is almost 68
*It's March, 9, 2019*
@@codyconspiracy I was just starting/continuing comment chain, but if Ammar will request me to take down this comment, I will take down this comment.
Honzecki That makes sense I’m sorry
I took down my disrespectful comment!
@@codyconspiracy No problem! I totally understood your point, and I respect it, I just wanted to point out what I actually meant.
Honzecki Yeah I was groggy that day and when I’m groggy I want to start a fight... I don’t know why.
The day this video made he was 60 but now he’s 71 what a legend
Me: *Coughs*
My principal: *HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME*
ColdLemonK is your principal that strict?
ColdLemonK wait till you hear this story, I got slapped by somebody and we both went to the principal’s office and I was the one who had to apologize even tho, I didn’t slap anybody or say anything, I was just being normal
@@jennerbaremore4735 that principal is a shit haha
@@jennerbaremore4735 Oh my god that happened to me I litterly got punched in the nose for no reason and I got detention!
Mine is
Fun fact: he is now 70 years old
Lol
Lol or he’s dead
@Aidan Wilson prefer the 1st possibility😂
Oh really not like everyone added 60 with 10
@@karencaselton4634 What a Karen
My principal would probably slap me with a dictionary if I sang him this.
This right here is truth that words really can hurt you
+Ellaisnotinteresting ! Oh hi PHANDOM!!!!!
+Blueskiesella phandom!!
same
+Annie “Koala” Anonymous Mine would probably take one of the 7 chairs in her office and knock me out.......
Kid: Enjoying roasting mr wells
Mr Wells: DEPRESION
His voice is great to be used for a goofy anime character
He is almost 67!
*It's March, 9, 2018*
*22 lol
iAmmarXGames lol
iAmmarXGames if he's alive
April 4th
Nanami Chan *It's my birthday :D*
*April 4th*
*Legend has it that his key is still on that kite*
Yes
400th like
757 like 😊
1k like!
Cesh Playz I’m your 1K
Usually 10 year old RUclips videos are bad, but this is one of the good ones. As they say, “It’s always the short ones that are the funniest.”
WAIT, HE WROTE ALL THAT IN ONE NIGHT?? WTF, WHAT AM I DOING SITTING HER AND WATCHING HIM?! I FEEL SO TALENTLESS
SAMEEE
Kai Lin ikr!!!
if you realy try and have an idea about what you want ti wright, you can do it in one night
Kai Lin I think we all do right now
You obviously have no idea how you write XD (don't worry, i'm joking)
“You got your pets off of Noah’s ark”
*IM DYING*
hayden. As soon as I read I’M DYING he said You got ur pets off of Noah’s ark
@@hieshie9133 same
Vedant Bansal lol
English teachers be like: Now tell the meaning.
Im the first comment
i'm the second comment
I'm the fourth comment
I'm the fifth comment
Underrated comment
13 years later and I’m still coming back.
Plot twist: principal was trying to slap him, but the kid defended himself.
shmm
Lol underrated 🤣
@Matilde Farinha exactly
Plot twist :
He was suspended after this video.
Lol
Lol x2
Lol x3
Lol x5
lol x6
Everyone's talking about how chill the principle is no one's gonna talk about how well the kid actually sang Lol
@@RenTheWren it is a kid lmao its paint as a kid
lol the comment right below this for me is about how well he sang
good god i will
Principal.
Ikr
Came back to this 11 years later. Still funny af😂
The real question is: Why mention his English teacher at all?
He mentions her because she asked him to write the song(:
Because his English teacher held the song text
@SeanDoesStuff oh then I misheard ,srry
She helped her with the song
@@Grace.f.06 yeah but it says she helped her win the song, Jon isn't a girl lol
My principal would have been like
“That is truly unacceptable and you will have a 2 day suspension for that”
My principal signature line was "10 DAYS" and you could heard it coming from down the halls . Thats how you knew he was your floor
Mine would be expelled and cant join anymore at the school
my principal would be like holy crap child youre going to hell for that
Facs
Why is no one talking about his voice? He is really good!
Watch his other videos! His voice still awesome
Ikr
Yeah but the ukelele i cant get past it
700th Like
@@poginators6562 Thanks man, I appreciate it 😅
11 years ago, kid gets out of detention tomorrow.
I wish I could sing this to my principal.....but then I would never see the light of day again lol..........yeah...
I don't know why we needed to know about the english teacher though.......O.O
iluvshaytardsfantard I think she suggested he write the song.
Oh okay lol, makes more sense then xD
lol, if I sang this to my principle, my Dad would loose his job. My principle is my dad's boss. >:( Dammit!
OMG lol. I can't, that would really suck haha, talk about being grounded for the rest of your life xD
He's such a good singer and his principal is sooooooo damn chill
yeah
Mr. Wells is 70 rn
No, he is just another beta misusing my big term Ms / Mrs and putting womyn on undeserved pedestals where they do not belong!
Misuse of the big terms such as mrs / ms / lady etc and mr / lord / sir etc and wf / husband etc is beyond wrong and soon to be banned, and all womyn are the exact opposite of mrs/lady/other big terms and the opposite of wf/bride etc, as they are not wf/gf materiaI because they are not love materiaI -- I am the only Mrs / Lady / Ms etc in existence aka the respectable being and the true Leader and the only gf / bride / wf aka the lovable/loved/lovely being, while my protectors aka the true alphas are the only men reflecting the big rerms mr / lord / sir etc, and, all those misusing my big terms and promoting impostors are to be banned soon in the new system aka totalitarianism!
Misuse of special names such as Isabela etc is also soon to be banned, and must be edited out and changed, as all womyn are the exact opposite of such names/terms -- I am the only Isabela / Isa / Isabelle / Bella / Belle etc and I am the only being who reflects all special names and gemstone names and flower names and big compIiments such as beautiful / Beauty (Belle / Bella) etc and the only being who reflects big terms, and humans/womyn cannot misuse any of my big terms/names/compIiments etc in their name!
You wrote this in 1 night? I wouldn't write thins in 100 years!!
Jon can because only jon can do the impossible and not believe it at the same time
lol i like it
Of course you couldn't,because you would be dead in 100 years
Lol
Max Jackson challenge accepted
I come back to visit this every so often. It was just so good
The fact that Jon did debate made me so happy as a fellow debater❤️
Same! I watched this video 3 years ago and didn't even notice.. Now I'm in debate and I rewatched this and screamed
+katie rose what type of debate do you do?
+Sami Hess last year i did PF and Extemp.. This year I'm probably adding oratory to that {technically PF is the only debate event there but oh well}
+katie rose yeah, I was going to say Extemp and Oratory aren't debate. I would know I do both lol. I also do Public Forum Debate and Lincoln Douglas Debate.
Same
i think i'm in love with this kid
Sad that he has so few videos. Would love to see more! :D
He is the best. I think ive been in love with him since his channel started. I
Who doesn't
That makes two of us
Michelle Meimei 2,352,147 of us
The ultimate teachers pet, we’ve found him fellas.
EpicBassSlapper 504 • Why tf did you just write Mr. Wells backwards-
Zhin wonk reven ll`ew
We'll never know nihZ
@@dothemario8244 is that a link to a site? And also you better follow Davie504
@@annonymous6827 its a link yes
Wonderful singing voice! Reminds me of those musical Disney films! He deserves to be a Disney Legend and the star of a Disney movie!
Be honest, you didn’t search for this.
i mean who would search for a kid roasting his principle........
yes, it was recommended...wtf?
@@izukumidoriyadeku9846 yo deku
Hi deku
@@denkikamanari6574
hiya kaminari!
See you guys in 6 years when this is in everyone's recommendation's again.
Twist RBLX see ya brother
Why does you tube delay so much? Can u tell 🥺
Kate Oelayor they try to make these older videos not die so all new videos on recommended
@@reconf4787 oh I got.it🤔 thank you!!!
Kate Oelayor it’s fine!
*2020*
Kid: you're getting old
Principal: you're getting drafted
Lmao
• Derpy _ Devil • I know right it’s insane how meme trends work
@• Derpy _ Devil • Jesus he might not have seen it. Quit treated it as if he did it intentionally. Quit trying to create shitty drama.
You're saying it like its a bad thing
Video was made in 2011
"I heard you've babysat for Jesus. Or so I'm told"
1st of all, if I did this I would've gotten expelled.
2nd of all, I don't even know who my principal is... lol
syd16packchicken lmao same
syd16packchicken true, same at my school
syd16packchicken me neither lmao
Haha been in the school for 4 years and never talked to him once
syd16packchicken what?
RUclips: Hey kids, wanna see a kid roast a principal?
Kids scrolling through youtube: *ok*
ok
Mira Playz ok
ok
Mira Playz ok
Ok
Jon technically created "roasting people"
Rene :D the og disstrack 😂
And then there's my school, where my principal is a classified *dictator.*
Can we talk about how the word “Roast” was an actual meme in 2011 ?!
What was memes back then?
@@livefortheafternoon impact font memes
And rage comics
He’s 68 now
milevenm see you guys in 1 year
1:19 IDK why but I want to hear that part a thousand times
First Deku hahahahhaha Me too i was actully scrolling trough the comments to find someone doing the same thing
Me too
it really does give off "musicals" vibes
First Deku many people like those kinds of verses because they are slow and have a nice melody, like the kind that gets stuck in your head.
Bruh same
He: Roasts Mr. Wells
Mr. Wells: **Gives high fives**
Barry: That is unfair!
Nice one
Nice!
e
what u can edit in a replies wtf?
@@MrBaconPeng lol
lol i watch the flash too!
damn, 11 years ago? it makes that old man 71 now. I kinda wanna see a video of you meeting him after all these years
I died when he said he got his pets from Noah's ark. 😂😂😂😂
Rose Violet Same!!!!
Rose Violet me when he said the key to your house is on Ben franklins kite
1:02 When he gave him a smile I think it said, “Heh heh, please don’t kill me.”
Me:
‘Mr We...’
My Principal:
‘Shut up you in detention’
Felipe.
I͜͡ c͜͡a͜͡n͜͡t͜͡ r͜͡e͜͡l͜͡a͜͡t͜͡e͜͡
@@lomerns545 FLAMINGO
Parruman Alberto
Tbh the Principal was really chill.
He is really brave to do that. I would never be brave enough to do that. 😂😂😂
TheSimcraftFixion 666 likes im not gonna ruin this
The Light how could you
TheSimcraftFixion Q
Aleksander Wadelski, He's the light after all.
TheSimcraftFixion saame
Anybody just getting recommend this 8 years later
MGC TheGhost you do realize everyone reading your comment is from 8 years later because they couldn’t have read it 8 years ago
mhm
@Jaiden McMichael XD
YESS!!! Nine years ago this video was posted and it was recommended to me on my home page today!!!
Me
Principal: silently exists
Kid: _I'm about to ruin this man's whole career_
Lmao
Second reply and I don’t care
@@ShadowGaming42069 ok👍
999 likes yay
@@tfninjadoom haha thnx 😎
You can tell that he was a great principal
If I roasted my principal he’d roast me... like, over a fire
Edit: Jesus Christ can everyone stop fighting in the replies
Feathercloud 16 lol
@@bilalzawia262 to me that's more terrifying than funny.
Hi it’s a joke u idiotic poo
Hi you know what else is funny?
KingTurtle37 wut
He : Roasts Mr. Wells
Mr. Wells : *Highfives him*
Me : Roasts principal
Principal : *Highfives me across the face* 😭😭
underrated
@@franklynical I-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
lol
Oof
i feel like jon was just that kid that was always singing
Thats me as well
Meee tooo
Mr. Wells turned 72 this year, if he still alive though, I hope he is and he's well.
I found his facebook
Your principal is cool. If I said that to mine my ass would be in a police car for "disrespecting authority."
Alexis Olmo Same!
My friend got suspended because when my principle said "no running in the halls" he said "why"
Musical Fan Savage
LMAO
RESPECT MY AUTHORITY
See you all in another 10 years when this is recommended again.
hi i am from 10 years ago
Right. 😩
ⁿᵒ
Yup
Lol
RUclips: "let me show them this when he is 69, hehe"
I go this school 😭😭
Hahahahah best comment tho
Lmfao
it rlly did that. i’m seeing this video 9 years later like...?
👀
Never noticed how he got reaallll confident at the end 😂
I re-find this like once a year since it came out. It’s always excellent. RUclips nostalgia by now, for sure.
Those two people in the pictures “who were not important to the story”
-__________-
Lol
O
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Me: roasts my principal
My principal: *expelled*
E
F
So if you roast your principal your principal gets expelled?
@@Bagel_Le_Stinky 🤔
@@nataleeisjustchilling2737 that's how you wrote it
Sounds like a Disney movie. Obviously the lyrics are less “professional”, but him himself sounds like he can be in a Disney musical.
K C yea and him playing
I think he was in glee
His Principal: *gives him high-five*
My principal: *sends me out of the school for misconduct*