when Dakota Johnson JOKED about Taylor Swift on SNL

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  • @MyNameisDC
    @MyNameisDC Год назад +6501

    That was ACTUALLY creative and funny, take notes Koy 😂

    • @celineguler
      @celineguler Год назад +46

      So he must be fawning?

    • @MyNameisDC
      @MyNameisDC Год назад +16

      @@celineguler After two days and still no like. I proved my point.

    • @is.tired.
      @is.tired. 11 месяцев назад +9

      ⁠​⁠@@MyNameisDC *after 5 days and still no like. You have indeed proved your point 😂

    • @RandomThoughts.
      @RandomThoughts. 11 месяцев назад +46

      He will not take down notes. Ever. Nothing wrong with his joke about that arrogant Swift.

    • @malikabd2902
      @malikabd2902 11 месяцев назад +33

      How soft does someone have to be to get offended at a joke like his

  • @robertzoufood
    @robertzoufood 10 месяцев назад +1423

    ✨✨In my monologue✨✨

    • @dilly_Gods_version
      @dilly_Gods_version 9 месяцев назад +43

      LA LA LA LA LA LA LA THIS IS MY SNL MONOLOGUE

    • @Tirzaaaaaaaaaaatje
      @Tirzaaaaaaaaaaatje 8 месяцев назад +35

      We had a great night, Kanye west was not here ❤❤

    • @ProudlyNeurodiverse_07
      @ProudlyNeurodiverse_07 8 месяцев назад +12

      @@TirzaaaaaaaaaaatjeI love her so much 🥲🤣

    • @Jaxsnackpack
      @Jaxsnackpack 8 месяцев назад +12

      La la la, ha ha ha

    • @jane_edits13.
      @jane_edits13. 8 месяцев назад +8

      this is the most positive comment i’ve ever seen here 🥹🥹

  • @Aussie_Ellez
    @Aussie_Ellez 8 месяцев назад +1210

    The funniest thing ever?! She didn’t even joke about Taylor Swift. Just called her powerful. Greeeeeeaaaaat

    • @jstewart3517
      @jstewart3517 6 месяцев назад +5

      Shes not

    • @paulaoliver3393
      @paulaoliver3393 6 месяцев назад +16

      Correct, and you didn’t get it 😊

    • @justmejenny7986
      @justmejenny7986 6 месяцев назад +1

      🙄

    • @folkloreswiftie13
      @folkloreswiftie13 6 месяцев назад +22

      I get it, you’re used to jokes that are meant to insult people 🤷‍♀️

    • @rubyfranklin9322
      @rubyfranklin9322 6 месяцев назад +15

      She didn't joke about Taylor she gave her a compliment

  • @thisvagabondlife7132
    @thisvagabondlife7132 8 месяцев назад +2456

    Dakota could play Cher in a biopic. She looks a lot like Cher even moves like her

    • @HeroineEnjoyer
      @HeroineEnjoyer 8 месяцев назад +79

      I couldn't pin point who she made me think of and you nailed it. Thanks, it was driving me crazy

    • @sonnyanaya657
      @sonnyanaya657 8 месяцев назад +67

      we dont need a fucking cher biopic.ffs

    • @Sugertips
      @Sugertips 8 месяцев назад

      😂​@@sonnyanaya657

    • @alhume9533
      @alhume9533 8 месяцев назад

      Like a man in drag....sure does.

    • @adrienneclarke3953
      @adrienneclarke3953 8 месяцев назад +43

      No personality, monotone delivery, almost remedial.

  • @bst_plyr9149
    @bst_plyr9149 6 месяцев назад +313

    “Have a great night, Kanye west is NOT here”

  • @roxannemoser
    @roxannemoser 8 месяцев назад +500

    I was never a big Taylor fan. I wouldn't call me a Swiftie, but she sure gained my respect this year!

    • @lesliebean4594
      @lesliebean4594 7 месяцев назад +23

      Yeah, I’d like to know how too.

    • @BoudiccasGhost
      @BoudiccasGhost 7 месяцев назад

      Haven't you heard? She took back her music by re-doing it, which made her a billionaire while taking back her work from a loser billionaire, like Trump. ​@@brebrown5338hope that helps.

    • @anonimochenta4439
      @anonimochenta4439 7 месяцев назад +9

      What took you so long? I mean TS has had better work ethic than half of hollywood. When has she cancelled a concert?

    • @jovianmelendez
      @jovianmelendez 7 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@anonimochenta4439I would hope she wouldnt cancel any of her concerts with the damage she's done to the environment with her carbon emissions due to all her flying in her private jet 💀 blondie thinks she's a damn bird

    • @Doctales9
      @Doctales9 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@anonimochenta4439yep. Anyone who loves ts knows that she's always been awesome. If someone just became a fan, it's def because of football😂

  • @ninuzzaaaataylorsversion
    @ninuzzaaaataylorsversion 11 месяцев назад +595

    THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE A JOKE ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT! JO KOY TAKE NOTES

    • @aaronfarricker1475
      @aaronfarricker1475 8 месяцев назад +39

      Many angles you can take. Like how she purposely drags men just to make a song about "empowerment" 😂😂

    • @DwightLivesMatter
      @DwightLivesMatter 8 месяцев назад +19

      @@aaronfarricker1475Damn I can hear your teardrops falling from here.

    • @aaronfarricker1475
      @aaronfarricker1475 8 месяцев назад +22

      @@DwightLivesMatter I forget how emotionally unhinged you lot can be. So it's only natural for you to think the average person would react to this situation as you would. It's not your fault buddy

    • @necromancer196
      @necromancer196 8 месяцев назад

      Taylor Swift can't take it because it's not a joke, it's the truth.
      Her and her cult can't take any criticism or the truth, they're all victims.

    • @mabusestestament
      @mabusestestament 8 месяцев назад +7

      Yes, it’s funny because it’s nonsense 🍻

  • @jordanmartinez2432
    @jordanmartinez2432 8 месяцев назад +1088

    Still blows me away how delusional "entertainers" can be......😂😂

    • @Shwettyballs53
      @Shwettyballs53 8 месяцев назад

      Isn't Trump an entertainer. Did he not have a reality TV show
      😂😂

    • @lexirae7889
      @lexirae7889 8 месяцев назад +68

      I'm afraid your apt sense of irony will be totally lost on this thread's barking seals 😂
      FJB!

    • @notforpurposes
      @notforpurposes 8 месяцев назад +35

      FJB!

    • @fanOmry
      @fanOmry 8 месяцев назад +31

      She has a following of people who confuse her talent for writting songs for General Wisdom.
      Defacto, *She Is* that powerful.
      For now.

    • @georgieman1910
      @georgieman1910 8 месяцев назад +73

      Yeah well unlike entertainers, you’re “grounded” in reality which is why you voted for a guy that thought COVID could be stopped by injecting disinfectants into the body.

  • @HelenHannah-m2u
    @HelenHannah-m2u 7 месяцев назад +15

    Can't stop laughing! Her subtle humor is great!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sunshineskates5377
    @sunshineskates5377 8 месяцев назад +406

    That Ozempic face is making Hollywood look rough

    • @cs4201
      @cs4201 8 месяцев назад +27

      Correct. I immediately thought so also

    • @comnandmentsdeadlysins
      @comnandmentsdeadlysins 8 месяцев назад

      Is that the excuse for those who are not on ozempic but have been cut off from adrenochrome? Hollyweird always got an illusion/lie to tell that people beLIEve.

    • @Freedom0515
      @Freedom0515 8 месяцев назад +37

      Dakota has been thin her whole life.

    • @comnandmentsdeadlysins
      @comnandmentsdeadlysins 8 месяцев назад

      Awh youtube removed my comment but still gave me notifications of others responses. How censoring of truth and honest questions they are. Thanks youtube for affirming my suspicions are true reality by removing my comment. I will remember the word adre no chrome is a real problem.

    • @OneChanceInAMillion
      @OneChanceInAMillion 8 месяцев назад +2

      What?

  • @lmdavtube
    @lmdavtube 8 месяцев назад +706

    I don't know if I would say it's the funniest thing ever

    • @logang6583
      @logang6583 8 месяцев назад +43

      Yea I couldn't even imagine the depresh of a life one must have to find this funny 😂

    • @-bromethazine-
      @-bromethazine- 8 месяцев назад +30

      Hell I don't even get it.

    • @logang6583
      @logang6583 8 месяцев назад +12

      @-bromethazine- As far as I can tell, the joke was written and structured as to suggest that who she was sitting by was the most powerful person in America. She appeared to be sitting by (at the time) President Trump and Taylor Swift. The joke was that between those two, the answer was Taylor Swift over the president of the country lol

    • @lmdavtube
      @lmdavtube 8 месяцев назад +40

      @@logang6583 um yes, we all understood the joke. It just wasn't the funniest thing ever 😜

    • @babylemonade2868
      @babylemonade2868 8 месяцев назад

      Taylor Swift sux

  • @KHEMRAJPARAJULI2002
    @KHEMRAJPARAJULI2002 3 месяца назад +4

    It's not even joke. She's literally Praises her 😇❤️

  • @Orangeglittersprinkle
    @Orangeglittersprinkle Год назад +301

    AS SHE SHOULD, AS SHE SHOULD
    Edit: 119 Likes? I never get Likes lols

  • @mskatonic2124
    @mskatonic2124 8 месяцев назад +129

    She is unrecognizable. Stop with the filler, people!

    • @getinthekitchen64
      @getinthekitchen64 8 месяцев назад +18

      Agreed! Good Lord, stop before you do the same thing as your Mom and become a horror show.

    • @blackeagle6268
      @blackeagle6268 8 месяцев назад +13

      Those are cheek implants 🙄

    • @denisedoherty4909
      @denisedoherty4909 8 месяцев назад +19

      OMG what did she do? She was so adorable. it doesn't even look like her anymore.

    • @Killersushiofficial
      @Killersushiofficial 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@blackeagle6268No, it has Dakota’s Johnsons in them, not implants!

    • @jflores1
      @jflores1 8 месяцев назад +7

      It looks like she got that buccal fat removal but not sure she definitely looks different and older.

  • @elainewarner6911
    @elainewarner6911 8 месяцев назад +4

    Any person worshipping or fanatic over another human being is spiritually void.

    • @Qichar
      @Qichar 9 дней назад

      There is a huge difference between giving praise and worshipping. In fact, I would say that being able to recognize the good in others is far more spiritual than what you wrote.

    • @pavocica531
      @pavocica531 13 часов назад

      ​@@Qicharnah worshipping taylor swift is sad.

  • @susansigel8826
    @susansigel8826 8 месяцев назад +287

    Looks like she did some kind of procedure on her face

    • @luvsnowblading3230
      @luvsnowblading3230 8 месяцев назад +21

      Like mother like daughter both are loserville…….😏

    • @remixcnk
      @remixcnk 8 месяцев назад +1

      🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Game_Changer362
      @Game_Changer362 8 месяцев назад +7

      50 Shades darker. 🤔😳😬😂🤭

    • @Thomas-w9e
      @Thomas-w9e 8 месяцев назад +10

      Looks awful, trying to cover up the damage from years of smoking..

    • @TheLuv2PlayU
      @TheLuv2PlayU 8 месяцев назад

      @@Game_Changer362😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂👏

  • @anthea1017
    @anthea1017 8 месяцев назад +293

    Swifties will throw a fit when you say a joke about taylor that does not glorify her 🙄 classic cultish behavior

    • @JamesKovacic
      @JamesKovacic 8 месяцев назад +1

      Trump and his supporters do the same thing. Biggest political cult in American history

    • @wearewalmart
      @wearewalmart 8 месяцев назад +35

      They also don’t want to hear that Taylor Swift doesn’t make her own deals or do any of the business aspect of music, her daddy does.

    • @nickporter574
      @nickporter574 8 месяцев назад +31

      Yea they're a ridiculous bunch. Her music is mid and in any other era it would be treated as such. O well, its just pop music 😊

    • @ernaherlina8014
      @ernaherlina8014 8 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@nickporter574I never understand what's so special about her music. Why this generation is so crazy about her music. Music wise, it sounds generic. Lyrics wise, I don't understand why complaining about all your exes is considered creative..

    • @Taylorswift4life123
      @Taylorswift4life123 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@wearewalmartif u where smart u would know most artists actually don’t do that for herself so… also she makes a lot of her deals still so get ur facts straight

  • @mathewgreenwood8614
    @mathewgreenwood8614 8 месяцев назад +1

    Dakota got that Ozempic face

  • @joeyrigsby38
    @joeyrigsby38 8 месяцев назад +328

    I miss when this show was worth watching

    • @MB-rr1fb
      @MB-rr1fb 8 месяцев назад +2

      Like last week, LOL

    • @iloveitUbet
      @iloveitUbet 8 месяцев назад +7

      So you’re around 75years old?

    • @NewKindaKrazee
      @NewKindaKrazee 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'm with ya. The Not~Ready~for~Prime time~Players have definitely become a part of the foundation of one of the best eras that existed in the last hundred years.
      I can watch those episodes over and over and over again.

    • @ejasonrichmond
      @ejasonrichmond 8 месяцев назад +1

      The 1970's?

    • @kidrobot.
      @kidrobot. 8 месяцев назад +1

      nostalgia be like

  • @starseedmagick
    @starseedmagick 8 месяцев назад +92

    Sad state of America

  • @brandyb2931
    @brandyb2931 8 месяцев назад +46

    If you say so. Taylor Swift has had zero affect on my life, but I guess some people think she is a god for some reason.

    • @patricjensen608
      @patricjensen608 3 месяца назад +1

      Having ZERO EFFECT means that YOU wouldn't post about her......but nice try, Jan!

    • @RobertBleaker
      @RobertBleaker 11 дней назад

      Trump will have an hefty effect on you when this world is a nuclear wasteland.

  • @mmcs4973
    @mmcs4973 8 месяцев назад +88

    Why does Dakota look unrecognizable. I don't know what she's done, but she looked SO much better a few years years a g o😅😅

    • @grammadoh1
      @grammadoh1 8 месяцев назад +10

      Ozempic

    • @Zee_1003
      @Zee_1003 8 месяцев назад +4

      same question. why are they ruining their beauty??? why do they want to look like everyone else??? 🤦🤦🤦

    • @mmcs4973
      @mmcs4973 8 месяцев назад +13

      @grammadoh1 not Ozempic
      She has always been very slim. More like cheek implants and fillers. She didn't need anything

    • @Alan-a-Dale484
      @Alan-a-Dale484 8 месяцев назад +2

      The gaul to look older than she did in the past is heartbreaking. Don't meet your heroes folks.

    • @bnjm8868
      @bnjm8868 8 месяцев назад

      Maybe she loss a little weight, the lighting there in the studio, and perhaps dark eyeliner.

  • @WitchVampZoe
    @WitchVampZoe 8 месяцев назад +137

    I love the positive energy in this 💜

    • @amberearheart3326
      @amberearheart3326 8 месяцев назад +4

      Me too!!!

    • @nitareed4088
      @nitareed4088 8 месяцев назад +6

      Good grief. HOW was that "positive"?
      #CLOWNWORLD

    • @Killersushiofficial
      @Killersushiofficial 8 месяцев назад

      Dakota’s Johnson has more positive energy in it.

    • @nitareed4088
      @nitareed4088 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Killersushiofficial
      LOL
      It's just a slight towards Trump. There is nothing "positive" about it.

  • @THEDOORIZCLOSED
    @THEDOORIZCLOSED 8 месяцев назад +23

    YOU GO LADIES! ❤ I love Dakota. Congrats on the engagement. Her hair is always so pretty

    • @HN-db5cn
      @HN-db5cn 2 месяца назад

      Why she be divorced in no time Hellyweirdo they all the same

    • @Nunya-t4b
      @Nunya-t4b 2 месяца назад

      Engagement lasted how long?

  • @caroleparker6191
    @caroleparker6191 8 месяцев назад +18

    Dakota looks different

    • @2Ryled
      @2Ryled 8 месяцев назад

      Her nose looks different and she has pumped up cheeks. I think she got the latest craze. The scooped out nostrils. That's a thing now.

    • @Killersushiofficial
      @Killersushiofficial 8 месяцев назад

      The Johnson is coming out in her! Lol

  • @stephanierobinson7151
    @stephanierobinson7151 9 месяцев назад +113

    Those who disrespect God are really not powerful.

    • @JamesKovacic
      @JamesKovacic 9 месяцев назад +1

      Trump is a false god

    • @paulmackay7265
      @paulmackay7265 8 месяцев назад +25

      It's true. Trump selling bibles and pretending to be Christian is abhorent.

    • @dliz4019
      @dliz4019 8 месяцев назад +3

      Amen! 🙏

    • @yellowstonekv959
      @yellowstonekv959 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@paulmackay7265, and also abhorrent is that biden claims to be a catholic, his wife claims to be a "doctor" and their drug addict son claiming to be an energy advisor in Ukraine. What a pathetic joke.

    • @Marie_Eve
      @Marie_Eve 8 месяцев назад +14

      And those believing in "God" are really gullible.

  • @justsoyouknow241
    @justsoyouknow241 8 месяцев назад +5

    That’s true… in the alternate reality of Hollywood brattery😂😂😂

  • @heatherrose5447
    @heatherrose5447 8 месяцев назад +18

    DAKOTA JOHNSON ISN'T ALL THAT.

    • @Inca1122
      @Inca1122 8 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you

    • @LadyLakeland
      @LadyLakeland 8 месяцев назад

      Shes a nepo baby.

    • @Inca1122
      @Inca1122 8 месяцев назад

      @@LadyLakeland what does that mean? I’m old lol

  • @LordStraightBanana
    @LordStraightBanana 8 месяцев назад +31

    Remember when SNL had actual funny things like the Lonely Island?

    • @MrGuell282
      @MrGuell282 5 месяцев назад +2

      No

    • @Will-bl4gx
      @Will-bl4gx 4 месяца назад

      SNL had a funny skit 1 out of every 20 times. I genuinely don't think snl has done something funny in about 8 years

  • @dxrebel
    @dxrebel 2 месяца назад +1

    This aged like fine milk

  • @henrydycha9379
    @henrydycha9379 8 месяцев назад +313

    When the downfall of society keeps going

    • @phildemetriou440
      @phildemetriou440 8 месяцев назад +37

      Yea, the day Trump became president !

    • @menghao737
      @menghao737 8 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@phildemetriou440 That's not fair. Trump couldn't have even happened without Reagan, Reagan began the downfall, Trump just accelerated it.

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 8 месяцев назад +22

      Taylor gets on stage and plays REAL LIVE MUSIC. Her show is clean. She writes and plays her own songs. Can you please explain how this is bad? We should be PROUD of her success.

    • @PrincetonPwohn
      @PrincetonPwohn 8 месяцев назад +1

      😊

    • @bobdavidsonm.d.7214
      @bobdavidsonm.d.7214 8 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@phildemetriou440
      Biden running the country into the toilet, but Trump, but Trump, but Trump. 😂

  • @laurenhoffmann2839
    @laurenhoffmann2839 8 месяцев назад +6

    The only only joke I can tell about Taylor that doesn’t piss her off cuz it’s about how great she is

  • @lewis72
    @lewis72 8 месяцев назад +6

    That was so funny I immediately soiled my pants, had a hernia and then died.

  • @miked5834
    @miked5834 8 месяцев назад +72

    That explains why America has gone down the drain.

    • @williamknell864
      @williamknell864 8 месяцев назад

      There are many drains.

    • @dcdennis7355
      @dcdennis7355 7 месяцев назад +8

      You mean that creep sitting behind her?

    • @miked5834
      @miked5834 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@dcdennis7355 no, the fact the guy running the country showers with his daughter.

    • @frederichardy8844
      @frederichardy8844 7 месяцев назад

      @@miked5834 the irony is that the man who wants to run the country wants to showers with is daughter...

    • @DragonSlayer-ii3ww
      @DragonSlayer-ii3ww 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@miked5834No, that was the orange ex-president who dated his daughter. Which he admitted to on Howard Stern & 2 other talk shows. The orange man's motto is "incest is best" in his own Rocky Horror Picture Show! Lmao

  • @tracirogers9719
    @tracirogers9719 8 месяцев назад +69

    Why does she not look anything like she use to? This is fake or she did a serious face lift

    • @Killersushiofficial
      @Killersushiofficial 8 месяцев назад

      At the surgeon’s office, she asked to look like Dakota’s Johnson.💀

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 8 месяцев назад +3

      A little young for a facelift…there isn’t enough to work with. Likely some filler, Botox, facials, facial treatments, and really good makeup…plus, everyone looks different on a stage that is mostly top lit (it gives a person great cheekbones!) and the lighting is chosen to highlight the host in the best light, accentuating features considered attractive at the time of shooting.

    • @BTMASTER-m9o
      @BTMASTER-m9o 8 месяцев назад

      It was like 10 years before now…

    • @renatatarnawski5974
      @renatatarnawski5974 8 месяцев назад

      Looks like either Fillers
      Or cheek Implants

    • @sophiab.282
      @sophiab.282 8 месяцев назад +1

      Aging. Its a thing.

  • @lonnie-yv7lw
    @lonnie-yv7lw 2 месяца назад +2

    Entertainment artist should keep their mouth shut
    ..

  • @dghumphreys10
    @dghumphreys10 8 месяцев назад +23

    And she threatened to leave if Trump is reelected. Buh bye.

    • @Staindsoull
      @Staindsoull 6 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah they said they're going to move to Canada😂😂 the Canadians said don't come they don't want them. They like Trump ✊🇺🇸

    • @mrasic3507
      @mrasic3507 6 месяцев назад

      SHE CAN LEAVE ...TAKE HER FAKE PRESIDENT O'BIDEN'S WITH HER PLEASE.....we don't WANT THEM HERE... TRUMP ❤ 2024

    • @jamescarr1265
      @jamescarr1265 6 месяцев назад

      Her mom did, not her

    • @fauxrowsdower7610
      @fauxrowsdower7610 6 месяцев назад

      y'all want to be victims so fucking bad lmfao your main character syndrome is terminal im afraid

  • @natashasowry
    @natashasowry 8 месяцев назад +47

    Those throwing shade at Taylor are delusional... she has worked her ass off. And let's face it, internationally, the numbers don't lie. You may not like her but her following is undeniably incredible.

    • @brendafile612
      @brendafile612 7 месяцев назад +7

      You do know that people are trashing her in the comments just because she does not support a convicted felon , aka Trump. I have not read a single bad thing about her. Those who trash her are just jealous. She is a talented, gracious woman. Period.

    • @mollymcsunshine
      @mollymcsunshine 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@brendafile612No, they are trashing her because her music is meh at best. Period.

    • @claireohara7274
      @claireohara7274 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@brendafile612you must be 12

    • @brendafile612
      @brendafile612 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@claireohara7274 And you must be jealous! 🤭

    • @claireohara7274
      @claireohara7274 6 месяцев назад

      @@brendafile612 lol knew that one was coming. Sorry to dissapoint you but im not the jealous type. Its just a " go to" response from dumbasses

  • @marksc1929
    @marksc1929 8 месяцев назад +1

    Well if you can get tAyLoR sWiFt to drop fuel prices .. groceries etc .. we’ll see how powerful she is .

    • @frederichardy8844
      @frederichardy8844 7 месяцев назад

      She's better in business than trump so why not?

  • @Harshpenny
    @Harshpenny 8 месяцев назад +23

    What I’ve found with most great songwriters is that we see a lot of songs expressing regret, remorse, and loss. Someone please produce for me a Taylor swift song where she expresses guilt about hurting someone or mistakes she has made. This is a necessary quality in any worthwhile human. People rave about what a good person she is, narcissists are often quite good at making people feel valuable and appreciated.

    • @Peppercorn36
      @Peppercorn36 7 месяцев назад +6

      Back to December is a song where she feels guilty abt breaking up with someone!! It’s from speak now (her third album)

    • @softblackkitten
      @softblackkitten 7 месяцев назад

      My non-creative friends can't grasp that the way/style of my creative expression isn't omnipotent. It is what it is.

    • @krista3446
      @krista3446 7 месяцев назад

      people often use back to december as an example, but she has multiple. take this from someone who wasn’t a fan at first but has listened to her entire discography.

    • @AmyJLiang
      @AmyJLiang 7 месяцев назад +4

      champagne problems is another good one.

    • @Michelle-ij4yv
      @Michelle-ij4yv 7 месяцев назад +1

      Marjorie ‼️

  • @LT_I_AM
    @LT_I_AM 2 месяца назад +1

    "Look who's sitting right behind me"
    "Crazy to be standing so close..."
    both sentences refer to the same person since Taylor is not behind her 😂

  • @Dmb0617
    @Dmb0617 8 месяцев назад +47

    Wow so talented. She can read a teleprompter

  • @blane5119
    @blane5119 7 месяцев назад +82

    This is why America is where it is now. No brain no pain.

    • @frederichardy8844
      @frederichardy8844 7 месяцев назад +13

      talking about trump...

    • @princej2742
      @princej2742 6 месяцев назад +3

      Hey don't roast trump like that.

    • @tarnished_but_so_grand
      @tarnished_but_so_grand 6 месяцев назад +5

      don’t be so rude to poor baby trump ☹️😭

    • @VivienLitdecamp
      @VivienLitdecamp 6 месяцев назад +2

      Same in France! It feels like the cool kids in high school making bully jokes.

  • @laura-wp9bo
    @laura-wp9bo 8 месяцев назад

    All of the ones who sold their souls prop each other up.

  • @suzilane71
    @suzilane71 7 месяцев назад +3

    Good thing Dakota isn't a comedian.

  • @antonioocanto
    @antonioocanto 8 месяцев назад +16

    Imagine the USA education, Taylor is the most famous person 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @pedroherrera7438
      @pedroherrera7438 7 месяцев назад +2

      La tal Taylor ésta está muy sobrevalorada .... Lo qué pasa qué sea sabido vender muy bien ... Y mucho, mucho Marketing .... Hay cantantes actualmente con mejores voces .... Es mi opinión.

  • @troyrager1352
    @troyrager1352 7 месяцев назад +2

    Most powerful person in America for 14 year old girls maybe.

    • @brendafile612
      @brendafile612 6 месяцев назад

      If she can educate the younger generation now, good for her!!!! Let them know right now what is going on with this country led by a maniac, I am all for it. And she is not the only famous person who criticized and put Mr. Orange hair in his place. Go Taylor!!!!

  • @MsNordlicht1
    @MsNordlicht1 8 месяцев назад +5

    Wait
    The woman moderating is definitely NOT Dakota Johnsohn

  • @pamelasfauxpaintingatl228
    @pamelasfauxpaintingatl228 8 месяцев назад +6

    I notice you can only make positive jokes about Taylor. Dakota was scared if she said anything else she would have a dis song written about her!

  • @sjsacchetti
    @sjsacchetti 17 дней назад +1

    IM SPEECHLESS!

  • @alephtav7344
    @alephtav7344 8 месяцев назад +17

    WHAT A WARNING TO AMERICA

    • @beck.a.
      @beck.a. 7 месяцев назад

      *What a warning ABOUT America.
      Americans think they’re living in the “GCOAT*”.
      *Greatest Country of ALL TIME!”
      Meanwhile, the rest of the world is just laughing at the giant dumpster fire that y'all call The United States of America. 🔥🔥🔥

  • @superwoman2347
    @superwoman2347 8 месяцев назад +32

    Make sure Swifties give her the devil sign

    • @Tyger-Lee
      @Tyger-Lee 7 месяцев назад

      Hahaha! Do you really think that Taylor Swift is in league with Lucifer the Archangel? You’re joking around, right? Because that’s stupid.

  • @jasonphillips1902
    @jasonphillips1902 8 месяцев назад

    This is evidence that we have absolute mouth breathers as a society

  • @skyfall2511
    @skyfall2511 Год назад +57

    alright... let taylor go and stop all the wars breaking out in the world right now

    • @asum-
      @asum- Год назад +12

      it was a joke..

    • @johnwillison6822
      @johnwillison6822 Год назад +14

      Taylor for President. Get someone younger and more in touch with what people need instead of some old rich man who is only in it for his massive ego

    • @elidagjika8741
      @elidagjika8741 11 месяцев назад +6

      To the commenter,It's joke, it's SNL,& to @johnwillison6822 I love Taylor but I truly hope you're joking,or something Is seriously wrong with your way of thinking

    • @davidlow862
      @davidlow862 11 месяцев назад

      @@asum- it wasn't a good joke.

    • @asum-
      @asum- 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@davidlow862never said it was :)

  • @KimmyMeyer
    @KimmyMeyer Год назад +30

    Omg iconically 😂🎉🎉

  • @mare1203
    @mare1203 8 месяцев назад

    I just turn my head and all of a sudden every Hollywood woman has cheek implants, different jaw, face lift, brow lift, lip injections.... what are you doing, you were wonderful as you naturally were!!

  • @michaelmedina9183
    @michaelmedina9183 8 месяцев назад +11

    Most powerful for 10 and under. Typical, Hollyweird loves them young..

    • @Chapps1941
      @Chapps1941 7 месяцев назад

      I'm well over that age and Swift has more integrity in her 💩 than does Trump in his 🫀

  • @6by6by6
    @6by6by6 8 месяцев назад +7

    When you lead tweens you are not a powerful person, you’re the pied piper’s helper…😂

  • @craigmarlow4343
    @craigmarlow4343 8 месяцев назад

    Tailored to swiftly distract from serious issues...
    and it works...

  • @simplelee92
    @simplelee92 11 месяцев назад +12

    They did Dakota dirty with madam web.

    • @bradyteets3426
      @bradyteets3426 10 месяцев назад +2

      I actually enjoyed the movie

    • @NahualliUoxtitla
      @NahualliUoxtitla 9 месяцев назад +1

      She signed the contract. She has no one to blame but herself.

    • @Killersushiofficial
      @Killersushiofficial 8 месяцев назад +1

      It wasn’t her in Mdm web. That actress in Mdm web was a body double who looked like Dakota Johnson.
      And this thing here, is Dakota’s Dad in drag.
      Hollywood is so amazing!

  • @MW-zk9zc
    @MW-zk9zc 8 месяцев назад +6

    This person looks NOTHING LIKE DAKOTA JOHNSON

  • @susieserb6068
    @susieserb6068 8 месяцев назад +6

    An EGI disses another EGI..

  • @donwarnick1089
    @donwarnick1089 8 месяцев назад +10

    The most powerful? It just shows what bad taste in music people have. She’s a commercial that nobody will remember in years to come.

  • @a1q3n
    @a1q3n 4 месяца назад +2

    I mean she isn’t wrong, Swifties will do whatever Taylor pleases.

  • @sandymcconnell4391
    @sandymcconnell4391 8 месяцев назад +8

    Taylor only has the power she thinks she has.

  • @laydieQ
    @laydieQ 9 месяцев назад +58

    Lol is that J.Lo behind TayTay? Can you imagine her narcissism over that haha

    • @drebugsita
      @drebugsita 8 месяцев назад +6

      nope. looks like olive wilde

    • @jwc713
      @jwc713 8 месяцев назад +4

      Or the inverted narcissism of her sychophants

    • @TheBicentennialDragon
      @TheBicentennialDragon 8 месяцев назад +2

      I thought it was Hillary Duff? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @rachelfordcleveland
      @rachelfordcleveland 8 месяцев назад +3

      That is Olivia Wilde

    • @christinacarey465
      @christinacarey465 8 месяцев назад +2

      That's Jennifer Lawrence

  • @FrankCastle530
    @FrankCastle530 Месяц назад +2

    Most powerful person, what a joke😂.

    • @arsenicc.68
      @arsenicc.68 24 дня назад

      yh you could learn a lesson or two on having power

    • @puthagusta
      @puthagusta 6 дней назад

      ​@@arsenicc.68 tayler shet asked shetties to vote for Kamala right . And she had the biggest loss .soo powerful

  • @alfredortego225
    @alfredortego225 11 месяцев назад +24

    I’m republican and that WAS funny!

    • @zcdarktide
      @zcdarktide 9 месяцев назад +8

      There's republican... and then there's the MAGA cult. I'd like to think/hope that there is still some separation between the two.

    • @jwattz3628
      @jwattz3628 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hey someone actually got the joke. Some of these people are having mental breakdowns over this shit.

  • @Victoresyesi
    @Victoresyesi 8 месяцев назад +5

    So glad I’m missing out on this

  • @darkstarplays6315
    @darkstarplays6315 8 месяцев назад

    So, I like it when celebrities take soft jabs at each other and I like when celebrities compliment each other. When joking you can do both

  • @susanmontemayor283
    @susanmontemayor283 8 месяцев назад +16

    Dakota said sitting behind her. FTT

    • @coinneachreid8971
      @coinneachreid8971 8 месяцев назад +1

      You need an English lesson

    • @jwattz3628
      @jwattz3628 8 месяцев назад

      She wasn't talking about Your Cheeto Jesus. I see at least 15 non thinkers liked your comment.

    • @Taylorswift4life123
      @Taylorswift4life123 8 месяцев назад +1

      PUNCTUATION!!!

  • @jason_willis
    @jason_willis 8 месяцев назад +13

    The clown music makes sense.

  • @RocketIsHereVR
    @RocketIsHereVR 6 месяцев назад +1

    TRUMP AND TAYLOR? SAME DAY? LUCKYYYYYYYYY 😂

  • @C-gt42069
    @C-gt42069 8 месяцев назад +3

    Most powerful person *among 14 year old girls and “dog moms” *

  • @GloGlo-Shots
    @GloGlo-Shots Год назад +40

    Best Joke Ever!!!

  • @920WASHBURN
    @920WASHBURN 8 месяцев назад

    And this was totally all her idea too

  • @marymarsh5560
    @marymarsh5560 7 месяцев назад +3

    She is so beautiful and sweet. I love her sense of humor. She seems super down to earth.

  • @bamarock929
    @bamarock929 8 месяцев назад +4

    One got famous for s&m movies and the other got famous for sleeping with a bunch of dudes and writing songs about them.

    • @Redshades11
      @Redshades11 7 месяцев назад

      your ignorance is showing

    • @bamarock929
      @bamarock929 7 месяцев назад

      @@Redshades11 did those two women not do that?

    • @Redshades11
      @Redshades11 7 месяцев назад

      @@bamarock929 i am talking about you defining someone over one or 2 things they did. And ignoring the other 100 things they did. That is a sign of arrogance that comes from one's ignorance

    • @bamarock929
      @bamarock929 7 месяцев назад

      @@Redshades11 so Stalin was a good guy ?

    • @Redshades11
      @Redshades11 7 месяцев назад

      @@bamarock929 stalin did more than a few things to earn his name. And is killing hundreds of citizens same as working in a bad movie or writing about their relationship? Your rationale is all over the place.
      You know what. You're right. Go ahead and degrade people because you can't comprehend them. You can't even comprehend what I'm saying so I'm choosing not to waste any more of my energy here.

  • @angelsx4x242
    @angelsx4x242 8 месяцев назад +1

    What she wanted to say was the most powerful man in America

  • @bbrussolo
    @bbrussolo 7 месяцев назад +5

    Being popular and rich doesn’t mean powerful 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @dallasm2597
    @dallasm2597 9 месяцев назад +6

    taylor switch is too powerful she needs to be stopped

    • @wyattlightning
      @wyattlightning 8 месяцев назад

      Why? Is she a threat?

    • @pwilliam255
      @pwilliam255 8 месяцев назад

      @@wyattlightningany woman working for herself and not in the kitchen is a threat to republicans.

  • @Drumulr
    @Drumulr 8 месяцев назад

    Gone are days of parents influencing their kids..its the other way about now..hence the power of Swift

  • @charlesalbright6866
    @charlesalbright6866 8 месяцев назад +3

    Taylor Swift is in powerful. She just writes songs and people like them that don’t make you powerful.

  • @womanoffaithvillarreal7604
    @womanoffaithvillarreal7604 8 месяцев назад +5

    The joke is Taylor Swift . Powerful not just saying.

  • @dmm6341
    @dmm6341 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yup...America's most powerful person is Taylor Swift....she writes love songs...masses are so dumb😮

  • @theandroidmeme
    @theandroidmeme 8 месяцев назад +5

    Jokes on them

  • @markjohnson1020
    @markjohnson1020 8 месяцев назад +5

    Taylor looking every bit of 34 years old.

    • @brendafile612
      @brendafile612 6 месяцев назад

      Your just jealous because she wouldn't give you a second look, or 3rd or 4th, etc!

    • @markjohnson1020
      @markjohnson1020 6 месяцев назад

      @@brendafile612 Fine with me. I certainly wouldn’t want to be with a 34-year-old woman who still writes nothing but breakup songs.

  • @MultiSucessor
    @MultiSucessor 8 месяцев назад

    You know how many tear drops fell on my guitar over this joke? I feel like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia... I got bad blood over it!

  • @user-cm9wm7tg2p
    @user-cm9wm7tg2p 8 месяцев назад +4

    When you're so brainwashed you let the media decide for you who's the most powerful person in America 😂

  • @TwinMama09
    @TwinMama09 Год назад +57

    Yes!!!!!! 😂

  • @elektronischemusik1903
    @elektronischemusik1903 8 месяцев назад +2

    Didnt know that Taylor ordered cruise missile attacks on Isis.

  • @bobl703
    @bobl703 8 месяцев назад +17

    Notice the camera flies to Taylor Swift to make it look like she was standing close to Taylor. Well, she wasn't actually standing that close to Taylor. The person who edited this video is tricking all of you sheep.

    • @janeford218
      @janeford218 7 месяцев назад +2

      You really think people thought she was standing close to Taylor? Yep, you are a Trumper.

    • @bobl703
      @bobl703 7 месяцев назад

      @@janeford218 if you look at the comments, there were people who thought she was actually there and that close to her. And no, I am not a Trumper. You are just an idiot.

    • @peanut_toast999
      @peanut_toast999 7 месяцев назад

      I mean, I'm a fan of none of these people but it was just a joke 🙄

    • @irisnb
      @irisnb 7 месяцев назад

      I see the HUMOR in this skit evaded you🤔

    • @C.L.190
      @C.L.190 7 месяцев назад

      LOL oh boy... Not too bright are ya

  • @TM2U-1
    @TM2U-1 8 месяцев назад +11

    Dakota Johnson did not tell a joke about Taylor Swift. The joke was directed at donald trump.

  • @IAmGrimReefer
    @IAmGrimReefer 8 месяцев назад

    I can’t even name a Taylor Swift song post 2010.

  • @mychchevelle72ss
    @mychchevelle72ss 8 месяцев назад +4

    the amount of fans she has from making albums about throwing that shit around town with 0 success of keeping em is the saddest thing for women to support lol. Travis a simp

  • @mermaidry-qf9og
    @mermaidry-qf9og Год назад +6

    Yep this is perfect

  • @ShanaJane82
    @ShanaJane82 8 месяцев назад

    That witch has NO power over me!

  • @Elle-fh6qh
    @Elle-fh6qh 11 месяцев назад +5

    Miss Americana

  • @davidlow862
    @davidlow862 11 месяцев назад +5

    being a soulless little puppet is not power.

    • @scootdaws25
      @scootdaws25 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yup, he is.

    • @momxotto
      @momxotto 10 месяцев назад +1

      Neither is being a sad sack

    • @JamesKovacic
      @JamesKovacic 9 месяцев назад +1

      Takes one to know one

  • @petereasy1973
    @petereasy1973 8 месяцев назад

    SNL has always been sorta funny with high points and low points. We must love it because almost every person that’s come through has become a star in their own right.