Yeah well unlike entertainers, you’re “grounded” in reality which is why you voted for a guy that thought COVID could be stopped by injecting disinfectants into the body.
I'm with ya. The Not~Ready~for~Prime time~Players have definitely become a part of the foundation of one of the best eras that existed in the last hundred years. I can watch those episodes over and over and over again.
@-bromethazine- As far as I can tell, the joke was written and structured as to suggest that who she was sitting by was the most powerful person in America. She appeared to be sitting by (at the time) President Trump and Taylor Swift. The joke was that between those two, the answer was Taylor Swift over the president of the country lol
@@nickporter574I never understand what's so special about her music. Why this generation is so crazy about her music. Music wise, it sounds generic. Lyrics wise, I don't understand why complaining about all your exes is considered creative..
@@shannonm4884if u where smart u would know most artists actually don’t do that for herself so… also she makes a lot of her deals still so get ur facts straight
Totally agree, Taylor Swift is just Lollipop Pop, it's all glitz glamour & great advertising. Any artist with the right team & power behind them could do the same, talent is no longer required. Real musicians are extremely rare today sadly. I honestly just wish she would drop the false good girl act she is a 34 yr old teenage want to be that needs to grow up.
I’ve never seen a progression in Taylor she was literally better at 17 when I saw her at the OCFair she was great then ! Now it’s pure crap with a tune
@@secretwatcher9922It doesn’t sound like you listen to her music then. Not trying to talk shit or start anything, (I know some ppl go crazy at anything bad ppl say about her) just saying her music has really developed and isn’t just like pop glitzy songs anymore. Her last few albums have been more like stories and poems. She shows a lot of self awareness and growth in the lyrics. But any song that does sound glitzy or pop are always the ones that end up on the radio that people hear cuz that’s what sells I guess.
@@secretwatcher9922 And she writes hundreds of songs. Thousands even. You don't have to like them, but many people do. $$$$$ She's a smart business person too. And just some old guy who admires her success, but doesn't listen to her.
A little young for a facelift…there isn’t enough to work with. Likely some filler, Botox, facials, facial treatments, and really good makeup…plus, everyone looks different on a stage that is mostly top lit (it gives a person great cheekbones!) and the lighting is chosen to highlight the host in the best light, accentuating features considered attractive at the time of shooting.
Is that the excuse for those who are not on ozempic but have been cut off from adrenochrome? Hollyweird always got an illusion/lie to tell that people beLIEve.
Awh youtube removed my comment but still gave me notifications of others responses. How censoring of truth and honest questions they are. Thanks youtube for affirming my suspicions are true reality by removing my comment. I will remember the word adre no chrome is a real problem.
@@paulmackay7265, and also abhorrent is that biden claims to be a catholic, his wife claims to be a "doctor" and their drug addict son claiming to be an energy advisor in Ukraine. What a pathetic joke.
It looks like the swifties are too happy with this joke. You won't find a more sensitive fan base. As long as you kiss Taylor's behind, it's all good.😅
@@DwightLivesMatter I forget how emotionally unhinged you lot can be. So it's only natural for you to think the average person would react to this situation as you would. It's not your fault buddy
@@pwilliam255 I don't think any Republicans lost their minds, I believe a lot of commie democrats on X wanted that to be the case, so they made shit up. That's how they operate.
If taylor didnt work her ass off then what are the videos of her making a song when she was 16 and just starting out to be a bar singer now being the queen of the music industry
@@TaylorLoverEdits What made her famous was the ones she sold her soul to placing her name on every billboard, radio station and tv channel. Without them, she would still be singing in bars.
To the commenter,It's joke, it's SNL,& to @johnwillison6822 I love Taylor but I truly hope you're joking,or something Is seriously wrong with your way of thinking
This was a cute joke, but notice how the audience reacts like trained seals when shown an image of Donald Trump? People that know him don't know him as someone worthy of the mocking and disdain some of the public deems necessary for how to react to him. The groans and mockery come from those who want to follow the "in crowd," who don't care to know Trump at all -- they just need someone to hate irrationally.
What’s to know. He cheated on all his wives and drove up our debt and deficit and the only thing we have to show for it all is less taxes for the Uber rich. Groans are well deserved.
It wasn’t her in Mdm web. That actress in Mdm web was a body double who looked like Dakota Johnson. And this thing here, is Dakota’s Dad in drag. Hollywood is so amazing!
SNL has always been sorta funny with high points and low points. We must love it because almost every person that’s come through has become a star in their own right.
@paulthomson9014 having a horde of people willing to defend you no matter what is power. we can talk about whether she should have that power or not but she does.
A horde of 12 yo girls in friendship bracelets is as powerful as a lawn full of grass lol. The you go girl army isn’t powerful unless you care about social media likes😂
Taylor's expression is priceless. Especially compared to trumps smug, self satisfied look. Can't believe you guys are gonna put him back in the Whitehouse.
Looks like she did some kind of procedure on her face
Like mother like daughter both are loserville…….😏
🤷🏻♂️
50 Shades darker. 🤔😳😬😂🤭
Looks awful, trying to cover up the damage from years of smoking..
@@Game_Changer362😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂👏
That was ACTUALLY creative and funny, take notes Koy 😂
So he must be fawning?
@@celineguler After two days and still no like. I proved my point.
@@celineguler no he just has to not use an overused joke
@@MyNameisDC *after 5 days and still no like. You have indeed proved your point 😂
He will not take down notes. Ever. Nothing wrong with his joke about that arrogant Swift.
Still blows me away how delusional "entertainers" can be......😂😂
Isn't Trump an entertainer. Did he not have a reality TV show
😂😂
I'm afraid your apt sense of irony will be totally lost on this thread's barking seals 😂
FJB!
FJB!
She has a following of people who confuse her talent for writting songs for General Wisdom.
Defacto, *She Is* that powerful.
For now.
Yeah well unlike entertainers, you’re “grounded” in reality which is why you voted for a guy that thought COVID could be stopped by injecting disinfectants into the body.
I miss when this show was worth watching
Like last week, LOL
So you’re around 75years old?
I'm with ya. The Not~Ready~for~Prime time~Players have definitely become a part of the foundation of one of the best eras that existed in the last hundred years.
I can watch those episodes over and over and over again.
The 1970's?
nostalgia be like
I don't know if I would say it's the funniest thing ever
Yea I couldn't even imagine the depresh of a life one must have to find this funny 😂
Hell I don't even get it.
@-bromethazine- As far as I can tell, the joke was written and structured as to suggest that who she was sitting by was the most powerful person in America. She appeared to be sitting by (at the time) President Trump and Taylor Swift. The joke was that between those two, the answer was Taylor Swift over the president of the country lol
@@logang6583 um yes, we all understood the joke. It just wasn't the funniest thing ever 😜
Taylor Swift sux
Swifties will throw a fit when you say a joke about taylor that does not glorify her 🙄 classic cultish behavior
Trump and his supporters do the same thing. Biggest political cult in American history
They also don’t want to hear that Taylor Swift doesn’t make her own deals or do any of the business aspect of music, her daddy does.
Yea they're a ridiculous bunch. Her music is mid and in any other era it would be treated as such. O well, its just pop music 😊
@@nickporter574I never understand what's so special about her music. Why this generation is so crazy about her music. Music wise, it sounds generic. Lyrics wise, I don't understand why complaining about all your exes is considered creative..
@@shannonm4884if u where smart u would know most artists actually don’t do that for herself so… also she makes a lot of her deals still so get ur facts straight
✨✨In my monologue✨✨
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA THIS IS MY SNL MONOLOGUE
We had a great night, Kanye west was not here ❤❤
@@TirzaaaaaaaaaaatjeI love her so much 🥲🤣
La la la, ha ha ha
Taylor would be a nobody in previous eras. Her being as successful as she is just highlights the relative lack of talent these days.
Totally agree, Taylor Swift is just Lollipop Pop, it's all glitz glamour & great advertising. Any artist with the right team & power behind them could do the same, talent is no longer required. Real musicians are extremely rare today sadly. I honestly just wish she would drop the false good girl act she is a 34 yr old teenage want to be that needs to grow up.
I’ve never seen a progression in Taylor she was literally better at 17 when I saw her at the OCFair she was great then ! Now it’s pure crap with a tune
@@secretwatcher9922It doesn’t sound like you listen to her music then. Not trying to talk shit or start anything, (I know some ppl go crazy at anything bad ppl say about her) just saying her music has really developed and isn’t just like pop glitzy songs anymore. Her last few albums have been more like stories and poems. She shows a lot of self awareness and growth in the lyrics. But any song that does sound glitzy or pop are always the ones that end up on the radio that people hear cuz that’s what sells I guess.
She was VERY famous since her first era what are u yapping abt
@@secretwatcher9922 And she writes hundreds of songs. Thousands even. You don't have to like them, but many people do. $$$$$
She's a smart business person too.
And just some old guy who admires her success, but doesn't listen to her.
Dakota could play Cher in a biopic. She looks a lot like Cher even moves like her
I couldn't pin point who she made me think of and you nailed it. Thanks, it was driving me crazy
we dont need a fucking cher biopic.ffs
😂@@sonnyanaya657
Like a man in drag....sure does.
No personality, monotone delivery, almost remedial.
Why does she not look anything like she use to? This is fake or she did a serious face lift
At the surgeon’s office, she asked to look like Dakota’s Johnson.💀
A little young for a facelift…there isn’t enough to work with. Likely some filler, Botox, facials, facial treatments, and really good makeup…plus, everyone looks different on a stage that is mostly top lit (it gives a person great cheekbones!) and the lighting is chosen to highlight the host in the best light, accentuating features considered attractive at the time of shooting.
That Ozempic face is making Hollywood look rough
Correct. I immediately thought so also
Is that the excuse for those who are not on ozempic but have been cut off from adrenochrome? Hollyweird always got an illusion/lie to tell that people beLIEve.
Dakota has been thin her whole life.
Awh youtube removed my comment but still gave me notifications of others responses. How censoring of truth and honest questions they are. Thanks youtube for affirming my suspicions are true reality by removing my comment. I will remember the word adre no chrome is a real problem.
What?
A woman who writes songs about her bad choices in men is now who we should follow?
So, choosing Joe Biden over Donald Trump would be consistent with her bad choices in men.😂😂
@@TheHawk--oe8iq absolutely
She doesn't have to pay HUSH money..😂
I wish Taylor Swift would endorse Biden...
Those who disrespect God are really not powerful.
Trump is a false god
It's true. Trump selling bibles and pretending to be Christian is abhorent.
Amen! 🙏
@@paulmackay7265, and also abhorrent is that biden claims to be a catholic, his wife claims to be a "doctor" and their drug addict son claiming to be an energy advisor in Ukraine. What a pathetic joke.
And those believing in "God" are really gullible.
It looks like the swifties are too happy with this joke. You won't find a more sensitive fan base. As long as you kiss Taylor's behind, it's all good.😅
It's because they are 8 and 9yo little girls.
So where's she at? I'd do more than "kiss" her ass. She can write a song about it; I don't care.
THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE A JOKE ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT! JO KOY TAKE NOTES
Many angles you can take. Like how she purposely drags men just to make a song about "empowerment" 😂😂
@@aaronfarricker1475Damn I can hear your teardrops falling from here.
@@DwightLivesMatter I forget how emotionally unhinged you lot can be. So it's only natural for you to think the average person would react to this situation as you would. It's not your fault buddy
Taylor Swift can't take it because it's not a joke, it's the truth.
Her and her cult can't take any criticism or the truth, they're all victims.
Yes, it’s funny because it’s nonsense 🍻
Sad state of America
Why does Dakota look unrecognizable. I don't know what she's done, but she looked SO much better a few years years a g o😅😅
Ozempic
same question. why are they ruining their beauty??? why do they want to look like everyone else??? 🤦🤦🤦
@grammadoh1 not Ozempic
She has always been very slim. More like cheek implants and fillers. She didn't need anything
The gaul to look older than she did in the past is heartbreaking. Don't meet your heroes folks.
Maybe she loss a little weight, the lighting there in the studio, and perhaps dark eyeliner.
She is unrecognizable. Stop with the filler, people!
Agreed! Good Lord, stop before you do the same thing as your Mom and become a horror show.
Those are cheek implants 🙄
OMG what did she do? She was so adorable. it doesn't even look like her anymore.
@@blackeagle6268No, it has Dakota’s Johnsons in them, not implants!
Love Taylor but Trump is my pick!
well not everyone has the greatest taste!!!!!
He really really promises to repeal and replace Obamacare this time. Pinky swear even. 😆 🤦♂️
@pwilliam255 I'm voting for the guy who can barely speak and shits his pants 😅 ,thats how you sound
@@nathanieldelatorre3655 you just described Trump.
She would do a MUCH better job ❣️
When Taylor swift builds skyscrapers, and is elected president then talk
Lmao getting defensive over your little pwesident is funny af
AS SHE SHOULD, AS SHE SHOULD
Edit: 119 Likes? I never get Likes lols
AS SHE SHOULD
(I hate liking comments but you deserve it =])
@@Crazy.Raven99 AHH TYSM
@@Crazy.Raven99 :)
Why did AS SHE SHOULD just spelt out ass? 😂😂
@@kimollivierre6092 it didnt, also i dont appreciate 3rd grade humor
When the downfall of society keeps going
Unfortunately the US is like a nation of 12 year olds...Taylor is a perfect fit to lead the children.
She's the Pied Piper of woke ... a crumbling immoral experiment.
Dakota is hotter than Taylor. Upvote if you agree
What a sh*tty way to fish for likes.
Dakota is pretty and Taylor is cute
Taylor is an uncoordinated awkward clumsy scarecrow.
I don’t find Taylor attractive at all.
@@Momma_AL Taylor Swift will live her entire life suffering with imposter syndrome. I wouldn't want to be her for any amount of money on planet earth.
YUPP TAY IS THE MOST POWERFUL
The president is definitely more powerful
Not hardly.
@@Lilshine2432it’s a joke..
@@Lilshine2432understand that it’s a JOKE 💀
cardi b is more powerful
I love the positive energy in this 💜
Me too!!!
Good grief. HOW was that "positive"?
#CLOWNWORLD
Dakota’s Johnson has more positive energy in it.
@@Killersushiofficial
LOL
It's just a slight towards Trump. There is nothing "positive" about it.
Dakota looks different
Her nose looks different and she has pumped up cheeks. I think she got the latest craze. The scooped out nostrils. That's a thing now.
The Johnson is coming out in her! Lol
Except for the fact that taylor has no real power... You folks who worship 'celebrities' are really weird.
That’s why I was so confused when republicans lost their minds when she went to football games. They sure acted like they were afraid of her.
@@pwilliam255 I don't think any Republicans lost their minds, I believe a lot of commie democrats on X wanted that to be the case, so they made shit up. That's how they operate.
Fox news was bitching about hernit that msnbc or cnn is even better.@@pwilliam255
Wait
The woman moderating is definitely NOT Dakota Johnsohn
Dakota Johnson=evil
Taylor Swift=evil
How is she evil she literally is Christian
Lmfao
Swift is the most powerful women to little kids. No one else.
Man
An actual joke would have gotten Dakota cancelled. Kissing Taylor’s ass, that’s some brave comedy right there. 😂
This person looks NOTHING LIKE DAKOTA JOHNSON
That’s the new improved Dakota’s Johnson.
DAKOTA JOHNSON ISN'T ALL THAT.
Thank you
Omg iconically 😂🎉🎉
Yes!!!!!! 😂
So sad how liberal SNL has become. Trump worked his ass off to be famous, Swifty sold her soul!
If taylor didnt work her ass off then what are the videos of her making a song when she was 16 and just starting out to be a bar singer now being the queen of the music industry
@@TaylorLoverEdits What made her famous was the ones she sold her soul to placing her name on every billboard, radio station and tv channel. Without them, she would still be singing in bars.
@@bornalbertan5701 girl those ppl arent demons unlike you
@@bornalbertan5701 i cannot stand your actual stupidity 🤦 bye
Dakota got that Ozempic
This demonstrates that the people confuse intelligence with celebrity status.
She would make a good Cher in a movie about Cher.
THIS IS HOW U MAKE A TAYLOR SWIFT JOKE
How?
Oh so it's only a joke when you praise her?
@@pinkled4429
Yes.
Taylor looking every bit of 34 years old.
How the hell was she able to create a monologue joke without the help of seasoned SNL comedy writing staff?
Amazing!
🤷♂️ IJS
The circus music in the background of this is a crime
If you take Taylor Swift as someone who is influential your not very intelligent
Taylor drinks the red drink at very dark ceremonies/parties. No one should like her. Now we know why 13 is her favorite #!!!!!
alright... let taylor go and stop all the wars breaking out in the world right now
it was a joke..
Taylor for President. Get someone younger and more in touch with what people need instead of some old rich man who is only in it for his massive ego
To the commenter,It's joke, it's SNL,& to @johnwillison6822 I love Taylor but I truly hope you're joking,or something Is seriously wrong with your way of thinking
@@asum- it wasn't a good joke.
@@davidlow862never said it was :)
An EGI disses another EGI..
This one was too on point…and yet so clever-yet, hilarious!! I still laugh every time I see it😂
öm, what is funny about that?
I don’t get the Taylor Swift obsession. People treat her like Royalty and she’s MID AT BEST.
She is gross!
Dakota looks like Cher. This was funny
When you lead tweens you are not a powerful person, you’re the pied piper’s helper…😂
I’m republican and that WAS funny!
There's republican... and then there's the MAGA cult. I'd like to think/hope that there is still some separation between the two.
Hey someone actually got the joke. Some of these people are having mental breakdowns over this shit.
Yess Taylor PREACH 🙌
Taylor Swift is against preaching.
She’s a Christian still, just not an overbearing hypocritical one
Make sure Swifties give her the devil sign
Don Henley, " This year notoriety, got all confused with fame, and the devil is downhearted now cause there's nothing left for him to play ".
I notice you can only make positive jokes about Taylor. Dakota was scared if she said anything else she would have a dis song written about her!
The Queen of the United States! 🇺🇸 👑 🩷
And to Tup of she is not a minority what a joke 💰
Nah
That explains why America has gone down the drain.
Don't call me Swifty!
Lol is that J.Lo behind TayTay? Can you imagine her narcissism over that haha
nope. looks like olive wilde
Or the inverted narcissism of her sychophants
I thought it was Hillary Duff? 🤷🏻♀️
That is Olivia Wilde
That's Jennifer Lawrence
Dakota said sitting behind her. FTT
You need an English lesson
She wasn't talking about Your Cheeto Jesus. I see at least 15 non thinkers liked your comment.
PUNCTUATION!!!
One got famous for s&m movies and the other got famous for sleeping with a bunch of dudes and writing songs about them.
So, I like it when celebrities take soft jabs at each other and I like when celebrities compliment each other. When joking you can do both
taylor switch is too powerful she needs to be stopped
Why? Is she a threat?
@@wyattlightningany woman working for herself and not in the kitchen is a threat to republicans.
Best Joke Ever!!!
Dakota said the quiet part out loud.
Of course, Taylor is sitting closer to Dakota than Donald. 😂😂😂
That was so cool❤❤ I now have a newfound respect and love for Dakota Johnson 😂😂❤
Have you seen her on the "Ellen" show?! Dakota Johnson is the best! Lol! 🎉🎉🎉
Also, her family is amazing! Her grandma starred in "The Birds"!!!
Her music is terrible
This was a cute joke, but notice how the audience reacts like trained seals when shown an image of Donald Trump? People that know him don't know him as someone worthy of the mocking and disdain some of the public deems necessary for how to react to him. The groans and mockery come from those who want to follow the "in crowd," who don't care to know Trump at all -- they just need someone to hate irrationally.
What’s to know. He cheated on all his wives and drove up our debt and deficit and the only thing we have to show for it all is less taxes for the Uber rich. Groans are well deserved.
one secret transexual giving props to another secret transexual. these female impersonators sure got most of y'all fooled.
Tay is the real deal
They did Dakota dirty with madam web.
I actually enjoyed the movie
She signed the contract. She has no one to blame but herself.
It wasn’t her in Mdm web. That actress in Mdm web was a body double who looked like Dakota Johnson.
And this thing here, is Dakota’s Dad in drag.
Hollywood is so amazing!
SNL has always been sorta funny with high points and low points. We must love it because almost every person that’s come through has become a star in their own right.
Imagine the USA education, Taylor is the most famous person 🤦🏻♂️
That ain’t no joke. that’s a reality. She is the most powerful person.
In what way? She's a pop star with brainwashed fans and she's totally false and probably very shady
@paulthomson9014 having a horde of people willing to defend you no matter what is power. we can talk about whether she should have that power or not but she does.
A horde of 12 yo girls in friendship bracelets is as powerful as a lawn full of grass lol. The you go girl army isn’t powerful unless you care about social media likes😂
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@xanymede😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it it funniest thing ever? Its the truth
The only person who letting her self down is the person who's gobing off about her😊
That joke was about as good as Madam Web did in the theaters.
It looks like Taylor had seen Trump on the monitor and was thinking EEEEW GROSS
🙌🏼PREACH🙌🏼🖤🐍🤍
She knew what she said, Taylor is in front not behind her.
thought she would recognize that TSwift's most famous pose is the microphone fart pose.
Most powerful person, in the world I’d say. Not even orange man has the influence she has.
Why? Because Soro's is her backer.
Taylor's expression is priceless. Especially compared to trumps smug, self satisfied look. Can't believe you guys are gonna put him back in the Whitehouse.
The whole world can't believe you put Biden in...
@@jacoh9591 i didn't. I'm British. Yes Biden is losing it. But Trump is only 3 years younger than Biden. Don't you guys have anyone younger
And the whole world couldn't believe you put Trump in in 2016.
@@johnwillison6822 ruclips.net/video/DtMKKSg7xFQ/видео.htmlsi=Pj9HDzezeVNeCwDJ
Okay buddy
She’s not wrong.
She's not wrong.
Jokes on them
Yep this is perfect
Most underrated … she shud hv at least 15 Oscar in her kitty the way she acted on driving ambulance on first scene of madame web
The funniest thing ever?! She didn’t even joke about Taylor Swift. Just called her powerful. Greeeeeeaaaaat
being a soulless little puppet is not power.
Yup, he is.
Neither is being a sad sack
Takes one to know one
That's so funny 🤣 and cute 🥰
You know how many tear drops fell on my guitar over this joke? I feel like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia... I got bad blood over it!
I'm sure Taylor laughed all the way to the bank
Well our tay tay is like that
Both transgender
Fact
Dakota Johnson did not tell a joke about Taylor Swift. The joke was directed at donald trump.
miley be proud of this 🗿