The Best of Roger Smith Seasons 7 and 8

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  • @frankcastle9691
    @frankcastle9691 6 лет назад +479

    "I've pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo." That one kills me.

    • @timv1109
      @timv1109 2 года назад +11

      It actually took me a few times to realize the genius behind the line rofl

    • @NateKRono
      @NateKRono 2 года назад +1

      @@timv1109 what does it mean?

    • @rusty9008
      @rusty9008 Год назад +20

      @@NateKRono ‘Pulling tail’ or ‘ass’ refers to ‘pulling women/men’ or engaging in sexual activity with people. A ‘slow kid’ refers to a child with learning disabilities that instead of ‘normally’ petting an animal on the head or body, instead pulls on the animals tail. Sorry tried to explain as appropriately as possible since I am not sure about your age and did not want to use inappropriate language.

    • @NateKRono
      @NateKRono Год назад +4

      @@rusty9008 you did great 😂 3:09

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 11 месяцев назад +1

      He touched more sack than a mediaeval grain merchant on market day

  • @MagicalGirlContractor
    @MagicalGirlContractor 2 года назад +388

    i just realized, roger being able to move really really fast explains how he can seemingly be everywhere at once or be into scene cut aways

  • @richardgordon5362
    @richardgordon5362 2 года назад +153

    “You bitch. You did it….” Still one of the most memorable bits that live rent free and I’m still waiting on a right time to reference this

  • @patrick3176
    @patrick3176 2 года назад +147

    The writers for Roger must love their jobs, because they obviously have a lot of fun with him. He has an endless number of personas and outfits to go with them, which almost always have hilarious names that go with them and certain skills to boot. Lol, I'll never get tired of his character and love how much he gets wasted, coked out, or loaded on all types of drugs. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @doublezero2001
    @doublezero2001 2 года назад +78

    I love how Roger’s blood changes colors

    • @elajenn23
      @elajenn23 3 месяца назад

      6:22

    • @elajenn23
      @elajenn23 3 месяца назад

      9:12

    • @elajenn23
      @elajenn23 3 месяца назад

      9:11

    • @foiledagain1914
      @foiledagain1914 Месяц назад

      Someday he's feeling a summer color, sometimes he's feeling a winter color. For his blood, I mean.

  • @anzshanz
    @anzshanz 6 лет назад +53

    Roger has gotten crazier with seasons.

  • @Parmisy0daddy
    @Parmisy0daddy 6 лет назад +125

    You always get what ya want, don't ya Helen? Bravo.

  • @SapereAude1789
    @SapereAude1789 6 лет назад +496

    why does roger remind me of that one weird uncle everyone has that neither your mom or your dad is related to?

    • @ImBored-vr6ih
      @ImBored-vr6ih 6 лет назад +9

      Pyro0165 uncle roger!

    • @ValdVincent
      @ValdVincent 6 лет назад +12

      You had one too?

    • @vinegar_jug3414
      @vinegar_jug3414 6 лет назад +10

      noo this is too accurate Dx
      I have an uncle like this, except used to live in a basement not attic

    • @rosegoid2307
      @rosegoid2307 6 лет назад +2

      Wow, what an effortless description.

    • @djthomas2244
      @djthomas2244 6 лет назад +3

      Mine was uncle pat lololol but yah the one close close family friend that really isn’t a friend anymore

  • @mrcokez1
    @mrcokez1 6 лет назад +46

    i fucking love roger, one of the best characters ever made in my opinion.

  • @problemchild5050
    @problemchild5050 6 лет назад +81

    I remember my first time seeing American dad Haley told roger how did you know it was me coming up the stairs? “Oh I didn’t have to see you heard those fat ass thighs rubbing together here comes Haley here comes Haley!!” 😂 been my shit ever since

    • @ShadowNoCap
      @ShadowNoCap Год назад +14

      “Roger can i get a coke”
      “Sure thing one diet coke”
      “I never said diet”
      “ no YOU didn’t but your THIGHS did i heard u coming from the stairs here comes haley her comes haley

  • @HARAJUKUDEVIL
    @HARAJUKUDEVIL 6 лет назад +173

    "It didn't seem unnatural to me" Steves face 😂

  • @russelljr4026
    @russelljr4026 Год назад +19

    Ricky Spanish is my favourite Roger persona hands down lol 😂

  • @saamiaam
    @saamiaam 6 лет назад +64

    Roger is by far the best character of all time. Don’t @me

    • @killumination87
      @killumination87 2 года назад +5

      He is literally keeping this show from becoming irrelevant. Cant run out of material for him

  • @Max_Jordan
    @Max_Jordan 6 лет назад +108

    Get
    In
    My house
    NOW

  • @MansaMusaRJ
    @MansaMusaRJ Год назад +11

    "I would like 3 12 year old boys."
    That quote is insane😂.

    • @mikeg8276
      @mikeg8276 11 месяцев назад +2

      “No MSG” 😭

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 10 месяцев назад +1

      I would like a ladyboy also.

    • @st20332
      @st20332 Месяц назад

      ​@@MinscFromBaldursGate92oh... man...

  • @dy216
    @dy216 6 лет назад +74

    one of the best character on american dad

  • @recjr7685
    @recjr7685 2 года назад +24

    2:17 considering that we have seen Roger bite through a man's skull and suck out his brain like a long strand of spaghetti, this scene is now even more uncomfortable that it already was

  • @omer7895
    @omer7895 6 лет назад +142

    Kiss me on the lips, dad. I want that kind of relationship with you. You thought about it. I saw it.

  • @pottswanna
    @pottswanna 6 лет назад +78

    I've pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo

  • @Saint.3.3.3
    @Saint.3.3.3 6 лет назад +63

    is it wrong to laugh like a maniac when the rat wore the other rats torn off head as a hat. i couldn't stop

    • @bumpusm
      @bumpusm 5 лет назад +1

      Sailormoon This One 6:32

    • @recoilbandit5368
      @recoilbandit5368 2 года назад +1

      Ya wtf did he put in that eggnog

  • @ShahPhilLeotardo
    @ShahPhilLeotardo 6 лет назад +212

    Alright I’ve got everything we need chocolate milk, cheese puffs and some Turkish amphetamines I scored in the bathroom.😂

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 6 лет назад +8

      strangewayshere Whoa whoa Legs! You sure that’s a good idea?

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 6 лет назад +3

      Alicemudgarden90 *Squirts it in eye*

    • @xhytecodm
      @xhytecodm 6 лет назад +6

      Ryan The Blue Pony see everything in moderation

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 6 лет назад +5

      Emmanuel now I’m gonna have 5 cheese puffs. No more

    • @aliciarichardson7342
      @aliciarichardson7342 5 лет назад +4

      @@traintrack3761 *drives crazily with small pupils and eating a million cheese puffs*

  • @monks4life177
    @monks4life177 6 лет назад +40

    STAN:GOD DAMN IT
    RODGER:ASIAN!!!

  • @TheReZisTLust
    @TheReZisTLust 6 лет назад +12

    Roger basically replied to that text as soon as the other guy hit send.

  • @mikayla60901
    @mikayla60901 6 лет назад +68

    For you it’s a study aid I use it to go dancing

  • @renranger5155
    @renranger5155 6 лет назад +60

    4:10 he has actually used this power on two separate occasions. The other was in an episode that took place in the old west.

    • @liamjacques5335
      @liamjacques5335 2 года назад +4

      Don't forget when he had Francine charged with child abduction, plus that smoke bomb teleport but he seemed surprised by that one

    • @malikthemadman
      @malikthemadman 2 года назад +7

      @@liamjacques5335 He also uses it for his outfit swaps

    • @90hjorth
      @90hjorth 2 года назад +7

      He uses it often. They just don’t showcase it very often.

    • @lifeisgood420365
      @lifeisgood420365 7 месяцев назад

      Also to frame the lady from Australia / New Zealand? that fills in for Francine on the cruise ship, while Francine is in jail.

  • @TimeToTzuyu
    @TimeToTzuyu 6 лет назад +15

    6:15 - 6:23 LOL, never gets old. I just want this on a loop.

  • @taylenday
    @taylenday 6 лет назад +12

    6:05 "I'm sorry, I got the bloodlust!" lol

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws 6 лет назад +19

    Lol he got a text from bob saget

  • @devilgene7330
    @devilgene7330 6 лет назад +47

    This has been inside someone!
    Puts it on his neck

  • @yavehsuarez9392
    @yavehsuarez9392 6 лет назад +51

    Peso kiss peso peso kiss

    • @lebbo88
      @lebbo88 6 лет назад

      Yaveh Suarez I read that as "pedo kiss", which, considering Roger, is pretty much the same thing.

    • @bianca1506
      @bianca1506 6 лет назад

      O3O

  • @bunbun4629
    @bunbun4629 6 лет назад +8

    this is why i love this channel straight 2 the videos and no shitty ending

  • @TheOGHerb
    @TheOGHerb 6 лет назад +54

    I need a friend like Roger

    • @richyc.6465
      @richyc.6465 6 лет назад +1

      Herbert Coleman,jr right here. Where you from? Maybe you can feed me something?? Wink wink

    • @aliciarichardson7342
      @aliciarichardson7342 6 лет назад

      That would be great as long as he didn't shove me into his mouth or try anything, we'd be good friends.

    • @DavidGarcia-lg9pu
      @DavidGarcia-lg9pu 6 лет назад

      We all do

    • @jeremiamusikinya5242
      @jeremiamusikinya5242 2 года назад

      We all do , he always know what to do

    • @Nicky2414
      @Nicky2414 Год назад +3

      Trust me, you do not.

  • @dp2901
    @dp2901  6 лет назад +130

    6:54 is the quote that got me interested and eventually obsessed with this show!

    • @nolanmcmahon6715
      @nolanmcmahon6715 6 лет назад

      Paul Park lo

    • @OpinionatedChicken59
      @OpinionatedChicken59 6 лет назад +4

      Because you share Roger's obsession with violent orgasms?

    • @Red-bz8no
      @Red-bz8no 6 лет назад

      Paul Park I didn’t get it

    • @dp2901
      @dp2901  6 лет назад +4

      Meteor Craft actually it’s 6:55. “Savior Bulge” is whwhwhwen Rrooger dressed like Jesus and padded his underwear.

    • @dp2901
      @dp2901  6 лет назад +6

      Personal Space Invader LOL are there any other kind? Seriously though I was literally walking past my TV which was running in the background and that line dropped. I did a.double-take and sat down to watch the rest and here we are!

  • @JoJoBlair
    @JoJoBlair 6 лет назад +12

    Maybe I'll take my bike. Such a nice day.

  • @jacobg9830
    @jacobg9830 6 лет назад +46

    75% of this video was me saying "what the f*ck!"

  • @Lilshan-if7kr
    @Lilshan-if7kr 5 лет назад +4

    Roger is my favorite character in this whole show

  • @jaborsey_joseph
    @jaborsey_joseph 2 года назад +5

    "We're gonna have lots of babies"
    No no no no *casually drowns her*

  • @divorcegaming2881
    @divorcegaming2881 6 лет назад +6

    he's so sick and that makes it gold

  • @brianquinn8570
    @brianquinn8570 6 лет назад +10

    7:01 Rogers best line ever

  • @jonathancox4585
    @jonathancox4585 6 лет назад +7

    2:28 is my favorite part of this video

  • @xcxq284
    @xcxq284 6 лет назад +9

    I'd like three 12 year old boys no MSG. 😂😂😂

  • @Hellooo134
    @Hellooo134 11 месяцев назад +2

    I think it’s so funny that to symbolize a character being gay they just make him blonde lmao

  • @cpurssey982
    @cpurssey982 6 лет назад +6

    00:19 they cut the best bit. Nazi walrus and Garfield!

  • @Fucker_Carlson
    @Fucker_Carlson 10 дней назад

    This is one of my favorite bits, one of the greatest misdirects in the history of television

  • @jordanbolton7381
    @jordanbolton7381 5 лет назад +4

    2:36 Omfg Roger is just taking it

  • @rbutterfly87
    @rbutterfly87 2 года назад +5

    It's 3:12 for me 🤣😭🤣😭🤣

  • @KK_on_KK
    @KK_on_KK 2 года назад +1

    7:11 That's a drawing of John Mccain's aircraft he was in during the USS Forrestal fire.

  • @justsomerandomanimefan1135
    @justsomerandomanimefan1135 6 лет назад +5

    Roger= Mythical billionaire

  • @BeerDad69
    @BeerDad69 6 лет назад +4

    His big uncut salami hahaha

  • @AnthonyNekro
    @AnthonyNekro 6 лет назад +7

    8:18 damn Roger is strong

  • @ecembrew
    @ecembrew 6 лет назад +6

    Thank you Mindy Cohn

  • @ajollayoldgal
    @ajollayoldgal 2 года назад +1

    “Get. In. My house. Now.”

  • @patrickn8355
    @patrickn8355 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hip to be square playing as he’s dancing around a man he’s kidnapped and tied to a chair is just the perfect personification of so high you don’t even know what’s happening

  • @AmpasaurusWrecks
    @AmpasaurusWrecks 2 года назад +1

    The car in the swimming pool lol😀

  • @flexvoid6978
    @flexvoid6978 6 лет назад +3

    THE DRIVERS FACE LMAO

  • @BadBoyBobby85
    @BadBoyBobby85 6 лет назад +3

    For you it's a study aid, I use it to go dancing

  • @pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241
    @pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241 4 месяца назад +1

    10:21 honestly one of my favorite jokes in the entire show. Makes me want a 97 Toyota Camry.

  • @smileyking3193
    @smileyking3193 6 лет назад +19

    9:14 American Psycho reference!!!

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 лет назад +2

      More like a mix between American Psycho and Reservoir Dogs.

  • @Joannefibracs9994
    @Joannefibracs9994 5 лет назад +2

    Took my nipple clamps too. Those were twisted on pretty tight.

  • @Dazlidorne
    @Dazlidorne 6 лет назад +32

    6:31 Holy crap!

  • @kostany7724
    @kostany7724 6 лет назад +2

    Love the rwd camry 😂

  • @silva352
    @silva352 Год назад +1

    In the part with the bar where he is dressed as catwoman.......he took a picture using a flip phone.......without flipping it open.....

    • @dp2901
      @dp2901  Год назад +3

      To be fair, back in the T9 days my Motorola PEBL and Siemens SL65 could shoot from a closed position (I think lol).

  • @jimibarker2744
    @jimibarker2744 6 лет назад +4

    ive pulled more tail then a special kid at a petting zoo 😊😂

  • @budwhite9591
    @budwhite9591 2 года назад +2

    4:25. Roger told Bob Saget that he was faking a death

  • @keithhamilton9707
    @keithhamilton9707 5 лет назад +5

    I really feel like these seasons might have been peak Roger.

  • @Pun1237
    @Pun1237 6 лет назад +37

    Guys, I'm pretty sure Roger's gay. I just don't know how to show evidence of it.

    • @askat1085
      @askat1085 6 лет назад +19

      Roger is multisexual. He would fuck everything with every drug you could imagine in his organism.

    • @katelynnbiller399
      @katelynnbiller399 6 лет назад +1

      Omg when Roger put Steve's head in his mouth😦😦😨😱😰😵💀 ewwwwwwww

    • @katelynnbiller399
      @katelynnbiller399 6 лет назад

      And the sound 😱😱😱😱omg

    • @kris5963
      @kris5963 6 лет назад +2

      Most likely bi not gay. He has had crushes on woman too. Haley is one example.

    • @rosegoid2307
      @rosegoid2307 6 лет назад

      @@kris5963 also Claus so at this point we shouldn't put labels on him.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 6 лет назад +5

    10:15 literally me on GTA online.

  • @PineTreePal
    @PineTreePal 6 лет назад +84

    So I don't get it, is his blood blue or purple?

    • @StevioGaming1
      @StevioGaming1 6 лет назад +14

      Seth sometimes it's Red

    • @chief4456
      @chief4456 6 лет назад +10

      Stevio Gaming answer his fucking question don't make even more

    • @chief4456
      @chief4456 6 лет назад

      Seth I got you

    • @StevioGaming1
      @StevioGaming1 6 лет назад

      Red Dragon I did, his blood is red

    • @CadenPlays5000
      @CadenPlays5000 6 лет назад +6

      Seth his blood is blue, purple, yellow, and red

  • @soldierofmetal256
    @soldierofmetal256 Год назад

    Steve, go get the diaper I sleep in after indian food. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @savage_-zg5dw
    @savage_-zg5dw 6 лет назад +2

    2:12 lmao me when I warned my boyfriend that I play to much and I wanna make it clear that I do

  • @sabrinajimenez3626
    @sabrinajimenez3626 5 лет назад +3

    I love to meet sam and his big uncut salami

  • @jaysgun1
    @jaysgun1 6 лет назад +4

    💗 this show

  • @vedji1857
    @vedji1857 5 лет назад +2

    Best bisexual character in media tbh.

  • @LauranceDonMac
    @LauranceDonMac 6 лет назад +5

    Goddamn past life experiences.

  • @superphantom100
    @superphantom100 6 лет назад +2

    4:21 oh my god Roger did something good for once.

  • @bobert.o.1827
    @bobert.o.1827 6 лет назад +30

    4:30 watch the bus drivers face.

    • @JON-te7qg
      @JON-te7qg 6 лет назад +3

      Ben Norton watch the other car go normal speed as well as the lights at the game shop flash normally.

    • @scrim5585
      @scrim5585 6 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @rowan1826
      @rowan1826 6 лет назад +2

      Never noticed that before hahaha 😂😂😂

    • @m12735
      @m12735 6 лет назад +3

      Watch the cell phone roger is using. How is a 60Hz screen functioning so smoothly at roger's speed?

  • @agirlnamedbrett.
    @agirlnamedbrett. 2 года назад +1

    haha I wish to live such a life as Roger does, he just does whatever he wants.
    still waiting to text someone 'faking a death. ttyl'
    'shorts,shirt,Miami' haha I laugh everytime
    omg when he shakes Steve lmao

  • @geraintjones1886
    @geraintjones1886 Год назад

    The best character in American Dad.

  • @noahcrane142
    @noahcrane142 6 лет назад +1

    What’s disturbing is that to fake his death, Roger would have had to have bought an inflatable doll of a specific teenage girl.

  • @merrickmoore3487
    @merrickmoore3487 6 лет назад +2

    *I prefer her not to see me use landlines* 。。。 *I get it*

  • @JBadAss98Gameing
    @JBadAss98Gameing 6 лет назад +28

    If I had amphetamine that could be dropped into my eyes, I think I'd die from pure happiness.

    • @cam4002
      @cam4002 6 лет назад +1

      JBadAss98Gameing true dat man

    • @bananasiroini5357
      @bananasiroini5357 6 лет назад +1

      u can just inject it thats the best way

    • @red_cliff1567
      @red_cliff1567 6 лет назад +1

      ampheramine belongs only to the veins !

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 5 лет назад

      I mean.. you can rub ice in your eyes and maybe it'll work?

  • @MissFortune1000
    @MissFortune1000 6 лет назад +3

    7:14 Another iconic female persona

  • @SKBROOSE
    @SKBROOSE 8 месяцев назад

    I feel like we all forget that roger is as fast as the flash, has unsane regeneration. And can acquire around 60kN of force minimum in his legs just for funzies

  • @petergilbert144
    @petergilbert144 6 лет назад +21

    6:32 All I have to say is wtf

    • @Benjamin-iu5ys
      @Benjamin-iu5ys 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @qumulvuska674
      @qumulvuska674 5 лет назад +1

      It didn't seem unnatural to me.
      I have drank drinks like that before.

  • @jackrock2639
    @jackrock2639 6 лет назад +3

    At 9:12 it's a reserboir dogs reference

  • @arthurstadlin6110
    @arthurstadlin6110 10 месяцев назад +2

    9:21 is this supposed to be an American Psycho reference or a Reservoir Dogs reference? The scene looks more like Reservoir Dogs but the song is from American Psycho.

  • @doodleferp8158
    @doodleferp8158 6 лет назад +3

    What about the one where he screams “Cigarette jeans?”

  • @angelthecholo
    @angelthecholo 6 лет назад +3

    Cool and all but you didn't include the scene where he causes the prison van to crash then crashes the cop car.

  • @marcopinedo9716
    @marcopinedo9716 8 месяцев назад

    “ I’m sorry I got the blood lust.”

  • @dominiclopez7491
    @dominiclopez7491 6 лет назад

    "You thought about it. I saw you"

  • @dannydevito9514
    @dannydevito9514 5 лет назад +1

    Anyone else see he stole the guys back to the future car from the other episode.

  • @Zahqariah
    @Zahqariah 5 лет назад

    Rogers the only reason I watch american dad

  • @JesusLopez-np6ce
    @JesusLopez-np6ce 6 лет назад +1

    "oh Patrick "

  • @cloudfa1177
    @cloudfa1177 6 лет назад +1

    "this has been inside someone!" Stop it!!!

  • @gypsykingtokar3892
    @gypsykingtokar3892 5 лет назад

    That's a little trick I learned to quiet New Borns in the Maternity Ward LMMFAO

  • @salmonfish1031
    @salmonfish1031 6 лет назад +2

    what's a real life version of the thing at 5:34? not like coffee

  • @irregulargamer1352
    @irregulargamer1352 4 дня назад

    2:50 Pov: You are watching a movie with a famous RUclipsr

  • @mazvta
    @mazvta 6 лет назад +2

    Can someone tell me which episode was the one where
    1. Roger was throwing pesos at those guys in a glass cage
    2. Roger ate a plate with salad and a cockroach on it

    • @mazvta
      @mazvta 6 лет назад +1

      @@V3nomSystem thank you so much!

    • @mazvta
      @mazvta 6 лет назад

      @@V3nomSystem you are the absolute best!

  • @WolfgangvonHam
    @WolfgangvonHam Год назад +1

    Best thing about 6:43 is rats cannot regurgitate. So whatever he made must be so wild that it re-wired a rat’s biology

  • @patrickn8355
    @patrickn8355 6 месяцев назад +1

    *oh, Patrick*