The Best of Roger Smith Seasons 7 and 8
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My tribute to the hilarious series American Dad and my favorite character: Roger Smith, the bisexual, amoral, drug-using, sociopathic alien. Fair use notice: For entertainment purposes only, non profit use. I do not own this material and no copyright infringement is intended. Support this amazing and hilarious show!
NOTE: The episode guides are hopelessly mixed up. My series uses the Wikia Fandom version.
"I've pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo." That one kills me.
It actually took me a few times to realize the genius behind the line rofl
@@timv1109 what does it mean?
@@NateKRono ‘Pulling tail’ or ‘ass’ refers to ‘pulling women/men’ or engaging in sexual activity with people. A ‘slow kid’ refers to a child with learning disabilities that instead of ‘normally’ petting an animal on the head or body, instead pulls on the animals tail. Sorry tried to explain as appropriately as possible since I am not sure about your age and did not want to use inappropriate language.
@@rusty9008 you did great 😂 3:09
He touched more sack than a mediaeval grain merchant on market day
i just realized, roger being able to move really really fast explains how he can seemingly be everywhere at once or be into scene cut aways
“You bitch. You did it….” Still one of the most memorable bits that live rent free and I’m still waiting on a right time to reference this
The writers for Roger must love their jobs, because they obviously have a lot of fun with him. He has an endless number of personas and outfits to go with them, which almost always have hilarious names that go with them and certain skills to boot. Lol, I'll never get tired of his character and love how much he gets wasted, coked out, or loaded on all types of drugs. Thanks for the laughs.
I love how Roger’s blood changes colors
6:22
9:12
9:11
Someday he's feeling a summer color, sometimes he's feeling a winter color. For his blood, I mean.
Roger has gotten crazier with seasons.
You always get what ya want, don't ya Helen? Bravo.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
why does roger remind me of that one weird uncle everyone has that neither your mom or your dad is related to?
Pyro0165 uncle roger!
You had one too?
noo this is too accurate Dx
I have an uncle like this, except used to live in a basement not attic
Wow, what an effortless description.
Mine was uncle pat lololol but yah the one close close family friend that really isn’t a friend anymore
i fucking love roger, one of the best characters ever made in my opinion.
Agreed
American dad is so much better than Family Guy
I remember my first time seeing American dad Haley told roger how did you know it was me coming up the stairs? “Oh I didn’t have to see you heard those fat ass thighs rubbing together here comes Haley here comes Haley!!” 😂 been my shit ever since
“Roger can i get a coke”
“Sure thing one diet coke”
“I never said diet”
“ no YOU didn’t but your THIGHS did i heard u coming from the stairs here comes haley her comes haley
"It didn't seem unnatural to me" Steves face 😂
Ricky Spanish is my favourite Roger persona hands down lol 😂
Roger is by far the best character of all time. Don’t @me
He is literally keeping this show from becoming irrelevant. Cant run out of material for him
Get
In
My house
NOW
"I would like 3 12 year old boys."
That quote is insane😂.
“No MSG” 😭
I would like a ladyboy also.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92oh... man...
one of the best character on american dad
2:17 considering that we have seen Roger bite through a man's skull and suck out his brain like a long strand of spaghetti, this scene is now even more uncomfortable that it already was
Kiss me on the lips, dad. I want that kind of relationship with you. You thought about it. I saw it.
I've pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo
is it wrong to laugh like a maniac when the rat wore the other rats torn off head as a hat. i couldn't stop
Sailormoon This One 6:32
Ya wtf did he put in that eggnog
Alright I’ve got everything we need chocolate milk, cheese puffs and some Turkish amphetamines I scored in the bathroom.😂
strangewayshere Whoa whoa Legs! You sure that’s a good idea?
Alicemudgarden90 *Squirts it in eye*
Ryan The Blue Pony see everything in moderation
Emmanuel now I’m gonna have 5 cheese puffs. No more
@@traintrack3761 *drives crazily with small pupils and eating a million cheese puffs*
STAN:GOD DAMN IT
RODGER:ASIAN!!!
*Roger
Quality comedy
@@aliciarichardson7342*Rojur
Roger basically replied to that text as soon as the other guy hit send.
For you it’s a study aid I use it to go dancing
What was that?
meth
Inhalant based so maybe bensodrine?
Poppers
4:10 he has actually used this power on two separate occasions. The other was in an episode that took place in the old west.
Don't forget when he had Francine charged with child abduction, plus that smoke bomb teleport but he seemed surprised by that one
@@liamjacques5335 He also uses it for his outfit swaps
He uses it often. They just don’t showcase it very often.
Also to frame the lady from Australia / New Zealand? that fills in for Francine on the cruise ship, while Francine is in jail.
6:15 - 6:23 LOL, never gets old. I just want this on a loop.
6:05 "I'm sorry, I got the bloodlust!" lol
Lol he got a text from bob saget
This has been inside someone!
Puts it on his neck
Peso kiss peso peso kiss
Yaveh Suarez I read that as "pedo kiss", which, considering Roger, is pretty much the same thing.
O3O
this is why i love this channel straight 2 the videos and no shitty ending
I need a friend like Roger
Herbert Coleman,jr right here. Where you from? Maybe you can feed me something?? Wink wink
That would be great as long as he didn't shove me into his mouth or try anything, we'd be good friends.
We all do
We all do , he always know what to do
Trust me, you do not.
6:54 is the quote that got me interested and eventually obsessed with this show!
Paul Park lo
Because you share Roger's obsession with violent orgasms?
Paul Park I didn’t get it
Meteor Craft actually it’s 6:55. “Savior Bulge” is whwhwhwen Rrooger dressed like Jesus and padded his underwear.
Personal Space Invader LOL are there any other kind? Seriously though I was literally walking past my TV which was running in the background and that line dropped. I did a.double-take and sat down to watch the rest and here we are!
Maybe I'll take my bike. Such a nice day.
75% of this video was me saying "what the f*ck!"
Lmao you’re not in the video sweetie
Roger is my favorite character in this whole show
"We're gonna have lots of babies"
No no no no *casually drowns her*
he's so sick and that makes it gold
7:01 Rogers best line ever
2:28 is my favorite part of this video
I'd like three 12 year old boys no MSG. 😂😂😂
I think it’s so funny that to symbolize a character being gay they just make him blonde lmao
00:19 they cut the best bit. Nazi walrus and Garfield!
This is one of my favorite bits, one of the greatest misdirects in the history of television
2:36 Omfg Roger is just taking it
It's 3:12 for me 🤣😭🤣😭🤣
7:11 That's a drawing of John Mccain's aircraft he was in during the USS Forrestal fire.
Roger= Mythical billionaire
His big uncut salami hahaha
8:18 damn Roger is strong
Anthony Scott yep
Thank you Mindy Cohn
“Get. In. My house. Now.”
Hip to be square playing as he’s dancing around a man he’s kidnapped and tied to a chair is just the perfect personification of so high you don’t even know what’s happening
The car in the swimming pool lol😀
THE DRIVERS FACE LMAO
For you it's a study aid, I use it to go dancing
10:21 honestly one of my favorite jokes in the entire show. Makes me want a 97 Toyota Camry.
9:14 American Psycho reference!!!
More like a mix between American Psycho and Reservoir Dogs.
Took my nipple clamps too. Those were twisted on pretty tight.
6:31 Holy crap!
Love the rwd camry 😂
In the part with the bar where he is dressed as catwoman.......he took a picture using a flip phone.......without flipping it open.....
To be fair, back in the T9 days my Motorola PEBL and Siemens SL65 could shoot from a closed position (I think lol).
ive pulled more tail then a special kid at a petting zoo 😊😂
4:25. Roger told Bob Saget that he was faking a death
I really feel like these seasons might have been peak Roger.
Guys, I'm pretty sure Roger's gay. I just don't know how to show evidence of it.
Roger is multisexual. He would fuck everything with every drug you could imagine in his organism.
Omg when Roger put Steve's head in his mouth😦😦😨😱😰😵💀 ewwwwwwww
And the sound 😱😱😱😱omg
Most likely bi not gay. He has had crushes on woman too. Haley is one example.
@@kris5963 also Claus so at this point we shouldn't put labels on him.
10:15 literally me on GTA online.
gta is dead
@@johnnyrats7083FOX Network Is Dead Too
So I don't get it, is his blood blue or purple?
Seth sometimes it's Red
Stevio Gaming answer his fucking question don't make even more
Seth I got you
Red Dragon I did, his blood is red
Seth his blood is blue, purple, yellow, and red
Steve, go get the diaper I sleep in after indian food. 🤣🤣🤣
2:12 lmao me when I warned my boyfriend that I play to much and I wanna make it clear that I do
I love to meet sam and his big uncut salami
💗 this show
Best bisexual character in media tbh.
Goddamn past life experiences.
4:21 oh my god Roger did something good for once.
4:30 watch the bus drivers face.
Ben Norton watch the other car go normal speed as well as the lights at the game shop flash normally.
LOL
Never noticed that before hahaha 😂😂😂
Watch the cell phone roger is using. How is a 60Hz screen functioning so smoothly at roger's speed?
haha I wish to live such a life as Roger does, he just does whatever he wants.
still waiting to text someone 'faking a death. ttyl'
'shorts,shirt,Miami' haha I laugh everytime
omg when he shakes Steve lmao
The best character in American Dad.
What’s disturbing is that to fake his death, Roger would have had to have bought an inflatable doll of a specific teenage girl.
*I prefer her not to see me use landlines* 。。。 *I get it*
If I had amphetamine that could be dropped into my eyes, I think I'd die from pure happiness.
JBadAss98Gameing true dat man
u can just inject it thats the best way
ampheramine belongs only to the veins !
I mean.. you can rub ice in your eyes and maybe it'll work?
7:14 Another iconic female persona
I feel like we all forget that roger is as fast as the flash, has unsane regeneration. And can acquire around 60kN of force minimum in his legs just for funzies
6:32 All I have to say is wtf
Lmao
It didn't seem unnatural to me.
I have drank drinks like that before.
At 9:12 it's a reserboir dogs reference
9:21 is this supposed to be an American Psycho reference or a Reservoir Dogs reference? The scene looks more like Reservoir Dogs but the song is from American Psycho.
What about the one where he screams “Cigarette jeans?”
Cool and all but you didn't include the scene where he causes the prison van to crash then crashes the cop car.
“ I’m sorry I got the blood lust.”
"You thought about it. I saw you"
Anyone else see he stole the guys back to the future car from the other episode.
Rogers the only reason I watch american dad
"oh Patrick "
"this has been inside someone!" Stop it!!!
That's a little trick I learned to quiet New Borns in the Maternity Ward LMMFAO
what's a real life version of the thing at 5:34? not like coffee
2:50 Pov: You are watching a movie with a famous RUclipsr
Can someone tell me which episode was the one where
1. Roger was throwing pesos at those guys in a glass cage
2. Roger ate a plate with salad and a cockroach on it
@@V3nomSystem thank you so much!
@@V3nomSystem you are the absolute best!
Best thing about 6:43 is rats cannot regurgitate. So whatever he made must be so wild that it re-wired a rat’s biology
*oh, Patrick*