I have a problem.. Cookie Clicker

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 года назад +561

    Bijuu: "I have a problem"
    Literally every other Cookie Clicker player: "Same"

  • @joeschmo276
    @joeschmo276 3 года назад +12

    Bijuu two episodes ago: We won’t stoop to the level of changing the key binds
    Bijuu now: *Well you see*

  • @milkbox9793
    @milkbox9793 3 года назад +776

    Math problems be like: "Bijuu Mike buys 167 grandmas. How many cookies does he have now?"

    • @Phoenixthesave
      @Phoenixthesave 3 года назад +27

      @Çhrîstófêr Pèzét ×37 how if you can't even develop proper braincells

    • @muffie7190
      @muffie7190 3 года назад +19

      @Çhrîstófêr Pèzét ×37 those aren't even your videos

    • @JoshesGUillotine
      @JoshesGUillotine 3 года назад +11

      then they whip out like random numbers

    • @cwanimations
      @cwanimations 3 года назад +8

      @Çhrîstófêr Pèzét ×37 shush.

    • @user-cb1pl2ql3x
      @user-cb1pl2ql3x 3 года назад +8

      @Çhrîstófêr Pèzét ×37 you don't have any vids and the ones that are there are someone else

  • @Ti-Sonic
    @Ti-Sonic 3 года назад +27

    Technically, the upgrade that could start the Grandmapocalypse are the "One mind" but the "Communal Brainsweep" triggers is the level above. Given your style of playing, you'd rather not get any of those, as getting only the One Mind could help if you left the game in idle
    Also the farms are quite interesting, but getting all the plants will take you some time. There's also some minigames like that for other buildings 😁

    • @slurpnderp1838
      @slurpnderp1838 3 года назад +2

      Bruh I hate how people say this you can disable it

    • @Ti-Sonic
      @Ti-Sonic 3 года назад +1

      @@slurpnderp1838 if you grab the One mind + communal brainsweep + Elder Pledge, yes you can stop it.
      If you only buy the One Mind tech, it does trigger it, but only the first state, which can't really disabled unless you use the sesame command, or the browser console. Not sure if that behavior has been edited for Steam, though.

  • @NixLovesIcedChai
    @NixLovesIcedChai 3 года назад +346

    mike: "just know that i care"
    also mike: *forcing grandmas to make cookies 24/7*

  • @SamThe42nd
    @SamThe42nd 3 года назад +2

    1 quadrillion?
    Oh my sweet summer child, so young, so innocent.
    You have much to learn...

  • @SkyeBellemore
    @SkyeBellemore 3 года назад +112

    That was the best promotion I’ve ever seen, take my grandma!! She will save LIVES

    • @theharrbear5369
      @theharrbear5369 3 года назад +5

      @Tess McDaniel from her plastic surgery

  • @theanti-socialkoala3107
    @theanti-socialkoala3107 3 года назад +2

    Take my grandma, she doesnt listen to me and she is a great baker and has many stories to tell! JUST TAKE HER ALREADY!

  • @MelonKing0627
    @MelonKing0627 3 года назад +56

    “Bingo center research facility.”
    The grandmapocalips starts

  • @Tolkinginger
    @Tolkinginger 3 года назад +1

    Grandmas are angry. The grandmapocolipse is impending. You could have stopped it by not getting a bingo research facility.

  • @Thenikot
    @Thenikot 3 года назад +86

    Rest in peace, to all the lost souls that have fallen...
    and gotten addicted to cookie clicker.

  • @paickle5186
    @paickle5186 3 года назад +1

    "911, whats your emergency?"
    "Yes, um, so I was with my gradma for evacuation, and when I woke up the next day she was gone. I saw a note on the floor and it just says, your gradma will do well for me? I'm very scared, please help."

  • @caseychuu
    @caseychuu 3 года назад +60

    New movie idea:
    Bijuu Mike and the rise of the grandma.
    Mike must save all the grandmas and help them regain sanity, the only way to do that is to make cookies.
    Thank you for your time. :)

  • @NonbinaryGhost
    @NonbinaryGhost 3 года назад +38

    I’m very sure that I’m a qualified grandma. No background checks needed.

    • @antorasarker4278
      @antorasarker4278 3 года назад +2

      Thf

    • @ascencionaguilar1827
      @ascencionaguilar1827 2 года назад +2

      Omg you are in the video

    • @NonbinaryGhost
      @NonbinaryGhost 2 года назад +4

      @@ascencionaguilar1827 Yeah, haha! I almost had a heart attack when I saw!

    • @amyerwin2276
      @amyerwin2276 2 года назад +1

      @@NonbinaryGhost Were you one of those three legged alien grandmas?

  • @Taunt_1NG_U
    @Taunt_1NG_U 3 года назад +111

    Bijuu: How many grandmas does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Me: Zero because you should be doing it yourself you lazy bum!

  • @noctuabird
    @noctuabird 3 года назад +3

    ah i remeber playing this is class on a pined mute tab during school while the teacher's back was turned

  • @xsalixartz59
    @xsalixartz59 3 года назад +80

    I saw the title, and flashbacked to when I used to play Cookie Clicker with a friend 3 years ago in a Digital Info Tech class...I haven’t watched the previous video he talked about, so ima watch it after this, but continuing on, my friend and I attempted to make our own rendition of the game in class during free time, yeaaa eventually we ran into a problem with the code and just gave up lol

  • @NHNL.-
    @NHNL.- 3 года назад +2

    Bijuu mike for president
    "WE NEED GRANNYS" -Michael

  • @Enzaru
    @Enzaru 3 года назад +21

    always happy to see his cookie addiction become increasingly unstoppable

  • @trudykilburn8523
    @trudykilburn8523 3 года назад +1

    Mike: "i have a problem.."
    Me: well then.. stop it, get some help

  • @ZhyrenStudios
    @ZhyrenStudios 3 года назад +12

    My grandma has gone missing.
    Please come back grandpa needs you 😢

  • @AHHH-999
    @AHHH-999 3 года назад +2

    Ok this is where the meme. “Stop it, get some help” comes in handy 😉

  • @-CatontheCouch
    @-CatontheCouch 3 года назад +15

    Beautiful. You're getting stronger.
    edit: there's an achievement at the beginning of the game where u gotta get a certain number of cookies without clicking

  • @MLKAOnYoutube
    @MLKAOnYoutube 3 года назад +1

    Mike : adiccted to the game
    Me : starting the game couple hours later adiccted

  • @MemzYoutube
    @MemzYoutube 3 года назад +9

    Looks like he’s playing some classic games, not complaining tho

  • @JasmineBrowneyes
    @JasmineBrowneyes 3 года назад +8

    Great. Thanks to you guys, I went back to my year old file and started playing again.

  • @JoCaTen
    @JoCaTen 3 года назад +30

    Because of you I decided to try it again after years.
    Currently grinding for 4 days.
    Send help

    • @nightjetts
      @nightjetts 3 года назад +1

      Same. All I think about is cookies now.

    • @Mathi5000
      @Mathi5000 3 года назад +2

      day 9
      The grandmas are coming for me.
      Im hiding in the forest but i know they will find me here. I will try to find a new hiding spot tomorrow.

  • @jenniferfernandez1529
    @jenniferfernandez1529 3 года назад +2

    Bijuu: *has a quadrillion cookies*
    Me: *has infinite cookies*
    Also me: I am beyond your level

  • @Aerodil
    @Aerodil 3 года назад +6

    Love me some cookie clicker.
    It has been awhile since I played it myself.

  • @kyragibbs9338
    @kyragibbs9338 3 года назад

    Bijuu Mike: I have a problem
    Everyone: we'll watch your new addiction it's ok
    Bijuu: ...

  • @thefantasticang
    @thefantasticang 3 года назад +17

    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

  • @joeparedes6974
    @joeparedes6974 3 года назад +2

    It's okay that you have a problem, mike. These are my favorite videos of yours!

  • @Phoenixthesave
    @Phoenixthesave 3 года назад +15

    1 minute in and he's already insane

  • @yourlocalwalmart301
    @yourlocalwalmart301 3 года назад +2

    Mike : “join us , join us , hehehehe”
    Me : okay my lord!
    Game devs : what have we done..?

  • @4ever.rxbiin
    @4ever.rxbiin 3 года назад +4

    Was playing cookie clicker when this came out I have more motivation to click now

  • @gahthepro
    @gahthepro 3 года назад +2

    You get sugar lumps every 24 hours which can upgrade that building you used the sugar on or unlock a mini game like the farm. the wizard tower mini game is very good because you get cast spells and instantly spawn a golden cookie or you can cast a spell to make upgrades cheaper, buildings ect but the spells can sometimes backfire and make building cost more upgrades cost more and the golden cookie will turn into a wrath cookie can sometimes takes away or you might get a cookie clot which will slow your cookies down.and you can get another achievement by naming ur bakery “Orteil” don’t worry you can change back to the name u want and still have the achievement

  • @Maze0000
    @Maze0000 3 года назад +3

    I used to think this was a stupid game til I started playing now I can't stop lol

  • @TheMagicPinecone
    @TheMagicPinecone 3 года назад +1

    Seeing his reaction to the mutated grandmas gave me epic nostalgia of the very first time I experienced the grandmaocalypse... ah, memories :')

  • @anydangthing1802
    @anydangthing1802 3 года назад +9

    This game brings back memories for me..

  • @boombob3D
    @boombob3D 3 года назад +1

    Who needs a grandma when you have this guy

  • @devonjimbeembus
    @devonjimbeembus 3 года назад +3

    I'd like to see how long Bijuu's been playing cookie clicker

  • @notesblues
    @notesblues 3 года назад +1

    I love how this has become a whole series

  • @exoticmayonnaise6590
    @exoticmayonnaise6590 3 года назад +12

    You should put “Open Sesame” in your name it doubles the amount of cookies you make

    • @mrleoxf2580
      @mrleoxf2580 3 года назад +3

      No it does not

    • @kingvonafterdark
      @kingvonafterdark 3 года назад

      it actually gives you debug console

    • @mrleoxf2580
      @mrleoxf2580 3 года назад +1

      @@kingvonafterdark no you have to write Isaysopensesame or something like that

    • @jaxyboythepipes6969
      @jaxyboythepipes6969 2 года назад

      @@mrleoxf2580 it’s just “saysopensesame”

    • @jaxyboythepipes6969
      @jaxyboythepipes6969 2 года назад

      @@kris_something Oh yeah my bad

  • @georges227
    @georges227 3 года назад +1

    The grandma revolution has begun.Beware of the rolling pins.

  • @ChaiSpice555
    @ChaiSpice555 3 года назад +3

    It’s been a whole while since I’ve been on gaming RUclips I very much missed it here and I definitely missed some chapters-

  • @fake_miokii
    @fake_miokii 3 года назад +1

    Grandmas: *exsist*
    Bijuu Mike: Invest

  • @genji3107
    @genji3107 3 года назад +14

    Hi

  • @benboiscratch4615
    @benboiscratch4615 2 года назад

    Mike: *buys bingo research facility* "I'm scared of the Grandmapocalypse starting"
    Me: *sweats in cookie*

  • @potatohope7698
    @potatohope7698 3 года назад +1

    This video is one million cookies out of 10 grandmas

  • @mxrco_polo
    @mxrco_polo 3 года назад +2

    You can take my very Italian grandma. WARNING! SHE HATES FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS WHILE BAKING 😰 She might add a bit of extra plastic and plutonium to the cookies

  • @JaysBAMboozled
    @JaysBAMboozled 3 года назад

    "I'm not going insane, I promise"
    "are you sure about that?"

  • @Payz_yt
    @Payz_yt 10 месяцев назад +1

    I sold a grandma and i read the achievement and it made me cry because it said in the corner "I thought you loved me" 😭😭

  • @some_random_pan5597
    @some_random_pan5597 3 года назад

    bijuu: "many grandmas does it take to bake a batch of cookies?"
    also bijuu: "i have 167 grandmas to make a batch of cookies"

  • @GloryToHayastan
    @GloryToHayastan 2 года назад

    The ''I will buy your grandma's bakery'' has been a huge sucsess

  • @refrigerator7778
    @refrigerator7778 2 года назад +1

    the awnser is over 100 because they are busy making cookies

  • @N.o.v.aspark
    @N.o.v.aspark 3 года назад

    i remember years ago everyone used to play cookie clicker in class. We were in 3rd grade. We were so innocent-
    *anyway....*
    *GIVE ME YOUR GRANDMA*

  • @69ratz420
    @69ratz420 3 года назад +1

    me before playing cookie clicker: cookie clicker cant be that addicting
    me when i start playing cookie clicker: we neeeeeeeeed more grandmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

  • @madrestrendy
    @madrestrendy 3 года назад +1

    as i child i have spent 3 years playing this game. (please help me mike, im dying)

  • @ST4RFRU1TZ
    @ST4RFRU1TZ 3 года назад

    every cookie clicker:"we have a problem." me: "THEN STOP"

  • @alexwijaya8011
    @alexwijaya8011 3 года назад +1

    I already play cookie clicker before bijuu mike play it
    Fun fact:when you click on the achivement when you sell the granma the granma will say i tought you love me

  • @parusupuratoun
    @parusupuratoun 3 года назад

    I feel like he’d be like “They don’t understand me! I need the cookies. I NEED THEM.”

  • @Sigmasigmaboyjj
    @Sigmasigmaboyjj 3 года назад

    Mike: *buys Bingo*
    Also Mike: I’m scared of the grandmapocalypes
    Me: You don’t look scared?

  • @Fatnoob360
    @Fatnoob360 3 года назад

    Wow thanks dude for featuring me on scrub of the day I was gonna post this on the Bob video but then I took a while so yeah

  • @zaynedickens2450
    @zaynedickens2450 3 года назад +1

    I kind of want to see Mike restart and only use grandma's to make cookies. 🍪🍪

  • @melissagreen714
    @melissagreen714 3 года назад

    Lol Bijuu got addicted to this game so fast and I'm here for it.

  • @Peridot-6ch
    @Peridot-6ch 3 года назад

    Bijuu: "I have a problem"
    Literally every other Cookie Clicker player: "Same"
    bruh

  • @nideshtamang8631
    @nideshtamang8631 3 года назад +1

    The real answer to the third question is theres no limit on how many grandmas you need to run a cookie factory

  • @cielisbackinthehouse3184
    @cielisbackinthehouse3184 3 года назад +1

    Pov you’re me: ah finely done baking. Oh! Bijuu has uploaded a new video *gets baking threats*

  • @DotBruv
    @DotBruv 3 года назад

    Bijuu in the previous video: "I got to 1 trillion cookies yeah!"
    Bijuu in this video: "Got to 100 trillion cookies.... anyways"

  • @japh6977
    @japh6977 3 года назад

    When I first saw the thumbnail I was like “hey that looks familiar” and then I realised one of my classmates always plays that on his laptop at school.

  • @frankacolston9323
    @frankacolston9323 3 года назад +1

    I think it takes all the worlds grandma's to run a factory

  • @scribble2818
    @scribble2818 3 года назад

    *grabs cookie from pan* Grandma: son do u need more cookies? You: uh nooo Grandma: THEN CLICK COOKIES FOR U LIVING

  • @kahmelb1974
    @kahmelb1974 Год назад

    The amount it takes to make a world wide apocalypse

  • @TazzzzzzzzManian
    @TazzzzzzzzManian 3 года назад +2

    TAKE ALL OF MY GRANDMA'S!
    HIRE ME TOO!
    I SHALL STOP THE GRANDMAPOCLIPS!
    I SWEAR I AM QUALIFIED!
    I HAVE MADE COOKIES BEFORE, I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS VERY MOMENT!

  • @sighs123
    @sighs123 3 года назад

    'all u have to do is roll ur mouse wheel'
    me who plays on laptop: what wheel?

  • @angy3294
    @angy3294 3 года назад

    I love your videos and your funny and your content is amazing!

  • @Izzy-my4jm
    @Izzy-my4jm 3 года назад

    There's a achievement for going in to inform and scrolling all the way down and clicking the little cookie

  • @LanguageBLOX1_Alt
    @LanguageBLOX1_Alt 3 года назад

    the owner needs to make cookies and grandmas a valid currency

  • @gachaseedshark6665
    @gachaseedshark6665 3 года назад

    Biju:you see guys it's not just a factory where your gradmas a slave I promise *one second later*biju:I'm afraid of the grandma apocalypse

  • @cielisbackinthehouse3184
    @cielisbackinthehouse3184 3 года назад +2

    Bijuu my I will gladly send you my two dead grandmas

  • @Amyisntcreative
    @Amyisntcreative 3 года назад

    Bijuu starting a shady underground business of cookies

  • @raseel7897
    @raseel7897 3 года назад

    Very nice and interesting keep pressing on the cookie!!

  • @bnhaedits2088
    @bnhaedits2088 3 года назад +1

    Yay! I'm really early for once!
    Usually my phone doesn't tell me when someone posts til hours later...

  • @S0me_artist
    @S0me_artist 3 года назад +1

    This inspired me, I am now addicted to the game, tysm I can finally play a game other than Roblox

  • @lcajueiro
    @lcajueiro 3 года назад

    Mike: you can apply your clicking to your scroll wheel
    Me with my autoclicker that clicks once every 0.01 seconds: amatuers

  • @countyfactswailuigi
    @countyfactswailuigi 3 года назад

    Cool Guy got every achievement. The horrible things he must have done.

  • @fr0gspit
    @fr0gspit 3 года назад

    The next episode of my strange addiction "guy can't stop stealing grandma's (and force's them to make cookies)"

  • @thefakekenzieOG
    @thefakekenzieOG 3 года назад +1

    10 grandmas is 1 cookie per second, so 167 is 16.7 cookies per second

    • @Bballenjoyer
      @Bballenjoyer 2 года назад

      What about upgrades? It’s 1 cookie per grandma? what about the other grandmas?

  • @Imagine55565
    @Imagine55565 3 года назад

    I love you so much I subbed! I love your vids

  • @aveeno2636
    @aveeno2636 3 года назад

    When grandmas are selling cookies
    Normal ppl: I shall buy the grandmas cookies.
    Cookie clicker players: I SHALL BUY THE GRANDMA

  • @shelfmonkey
    @shelfmonkey 3 года назад

    I feel weird watching this whilst my grandma is in the room beside me

  • @dreamk-pop
    @dreamk-pop 3 года назад

    BijuuMike:I don’t have a problem with this game
    Me: Dude you are so addicted to getting a lot of cookies 🙄✋🏽

  • @leonemauga3036
    @leonemauga3036 3 года назад

    the grandmas dont change the light bulbs there to busy making cookies

  • @nicholas.alexander1122
    @nicholas.alexander1122 3 года назад

    Hey Bijuu Mike, I don't actually know if another viewer told you this already, but there is a secret achievement you can get called "The Olden Days" it's not that hard to get, all you have to do is scroll all the way down in the update log, then, click on a little toe or coin looking thing on the bottom right of the bottom of the log next to when the game first launched. Your welcome if you didn't already get it or for others that didn't already.

  • @mehgatchauwu7874
    @mehgatchauwu7874 3 года назад +1

    One day there will be an immortality cookie, where you live forever in a cookie universe, you shall be lonely forever, it costs a trillion cookies. Will you take it?

  • @Pestonguest
    @Pestonguest 3 года назад +1

    I remember old cookie clickers but now its begun.......the grandmas have taken over the game now they will soon buy you...

  • @nimbarthecatcop1239
    @nimbarthecatcop1239 3 года назад

    I don't know if you know this,but the grandmas have different appearances because of upgrades and other buildings like mines, for example some of the grandmas have pickaxes. In the grandma upgrades they can add more clicks per second to a certain building and it adds the skin to some of the grandmas

  • @starburst98
    @starburst98 3 года назад

    To crossbreed plants you need an open space, the magnifyingnglads shows you an example, place 2 seeds on a diagonal and then leave two empty spots. Then just leave the plants alone.

  • @nic5894
    @nic5894 3 года назад +1

    Not all grandmothers are sweet and kind. Mine is a nasty gremlin.

  • @No_V1s0R626
    @No_V1s0R626 11 месяцев назад

    I've never heard the word COOKIE more in my whole life