I spent only one minute in cookie clicker and I got the infinity cookies glitch and got the dev tools to give me 5000 buildings giving me infinity cookies and I got tons of sugar lumps to upgrade my farm minigame, the wizard tower one and the temple one
@@jenniferlumiqued Although that does work, when you cheat/use inspect it gives you the "Cheated cookies taste awful" achievement and is a constant reminder that you did absolutely nothing.
I love "It's probably fine"-type game design. Like the Minecraft mod Thaumcraft. One minute, you shoot funny magic lightning bolts, the next demons from beyond this realm are hunting you, you're creating tears in spacetime, the voices are starting to make sense and your sanity is at an all time low. Lovely stuff.
In ultrakill you start not even in hell a prelude you punch some filth get a pistol then a shotgun later. in limbo a nailgun and shotgun arm. lust railcannon and gluttony you almost kill gabriel the judge of hell then if you Perfect Rank them (P-rank) them in gluttony you find a door with Ps it opens to a secret level where you fight a flesh prison if you kill the flesh prison you fight Minos Prime arguably one of the hardest Bosses in the game This is a Part one might write a Part 2 if i feel it
Third minute - you are wandering in a labyrinth outside space and time, witnessing horrors beyond human comprehension. And all of that because you wanted to prove some people wrong about your delusions
I've lost my save file either thrice or four times over the last 5 years, after getting almost every upgrade and legacy unlock.Watching this was hilarious pain.
If the people responsible for fixing the problems in our society had half the patience and determination that dragoon has we'd be living like that one meme
Sadly it's incorrectly explained, reality doesn't end once azathoth awakens, especially not as he's not even asleep to begin with. The flute players exist to calm him not to keep him asleep.
Dragoon: "It turned out that sooner, rather than later, baking cookies with my very mind was actually quite inefficient. So I decided to clone myself, or rather, from the looks of things now, clone myselves. If there's more me, me can surely bake even more cookies mefold, right?" Dragoon II: "As complicated and stupid as that sounds, that makes sense." Dragoon III: "I second that opinion."
Dragoon: I then realized I had only been baking cookies in all universes in a 3d multiverse, throughout all of time, with all matter and antimatter and light in every dimension in every reality, when I could simply collect cookies by rewriting the rules of existence to E=mcookies^2
@@Mahfireballsno. It’s grandmas with elder battalion late game. After getting Unshackled grandmas, grandmas jump to 90& of your cps. Over time this does get weaker but I have every single building upgrade and grandmas give 60& of my cps, 10 octodecillion. I can definitely inprove this however
Remember, it isn't a monopoly if others can still make their own cookies. It's just that your cookies are so overwhelmingy tasty thanks to your infinite eons of experience in making them, that people would rather buy them, than make their own.
Well I think that this is wrong because I think Dragoon does in fact have a monopoly on cookie production as no other cookie making company exists as all of them got bankrupted because dragons cookie are are tastier and cheaper. Monopoly means you have full control over a market of an item, in this case cookie. Just because other people can make cookies doesn't mean that Dragon does not control the market. They can make and sell cookies but they will not probably succeed because dragon's cookies are better in every way.
I first learned about Cookie Clicker through a Jacob Gellar video, and boy, he did NOT do it justice 😂💀 To be fair, the video had other subjects to cover, but damn, that was some crazy existential horror I just saw. Blessings upon you, you beautiful maniac 💕
I love this game because it starts with a simple concept (click the big cookie to make 1 cookie) and all the craziness builds on that. The evolution of Santa Claus from a festive test tube to Final Clause is insanely hilarious.
Gaseous assets is a lot easier to get since they added more "change" to the stock market (i.e. stocks will go up and down faster, especially if you have the cortex brain aura on) Cookistocker can also automate it.
I know what you're gonna say but cause our time is precious i gotta tell ya : If you open the consol in the game code, you can give yourself x amount of cookie, but you wont get any trophees. However, it'll give you billions of Legacy points, allowing you to multiply your cookie gains by billions. Meaning that when you disable consol command, and start a new game, you'll be able to get trophees again, and spare thousands of hours of gameplay. I know it ruins the point of the game, i know it ruins the fun. But if you're just chasing the trophees, by doing that, you can get THEM ALL in less than a day :) Pls dont hate
@@AliceFlintt Just saying, that only gets you all of the really easy achievements, doesn't net you *any* of the difficult ones. Getting your cookie production high is the quick part.
Games like this where you fall further and further into madness the deeper you delve just fascinate me. You start by clicking cookies, and buying grandmas to cook cookies, and end with barganing with God to create a horrifyingly large cookie empire.
If you want another game like this, I'd highly recommend antimatter dimensions. It's basically cookie clicker with less UI, but larger numbers and more immediate systems. If you start it and just feel whelmed, the first infinity is effectively the tutorial. The game expands massively as you go on, it's one of the most engrossing games I've ever played.
@@catoplasm When you unlock eternity challenges it may feel slow (depends if you use idle or active path). But after completing some of the eternity challenges it will speed up, and get you to e27 EP and beyond. Now at e40 EP upgrade and ready to do 6x5
The fact that a so simple looking Game has so much deept and lore behind it is amazing iv'e spent days on it without reaserch and still can't fully understad it
Congratulations! Your one of the only videos on all of RUclips that are more than 20 minutes long and that I have actually watched all the way through. Amazing video.
As an Australian, I can relate to Dragoon. At one point in our lives, we must go out into the world and make cookies for our families to be happy. It's just that, Dragoon, made more cookies than most.
This is the very first video Ive seen on you channel and I have to say that I love your humor and the fact that you are using classical music. Its unusual, amazing!
16:40 There is actually a way to get this achievement without cheating. The steps are as follows: 1. Add "saysopensesame" to the end of your name (for example, Dragoonsaysopensesame). 2. This should open a dev console on the left side of your screen and give you the achievement. (If you want to remain cheat-free, DO NOT interact with the dev console. 3. Check your shadow achievements to see if you got it. If you did, 4. Remove "saysopensesame" from your name. 5. Go to Options and save the game. 6. Reload the page. The dev console should now be closed, leaving you with the achievement.
i just wanna thank you for this amazing content its always so much fun to watch. Yours are the only videos i can watch without getting distracted or bored
Oh my god. I completely forgot about this games existence. What the heck broooo. I got a random memory of that Make it Rain game and found a video of someone playing it. He friggin mentioned cookie clicker. A whole segment of my childhood came crawling back in my head. That's amazing, man. It's like a memory my brain convinced my subconscious was unimportant. This is stupid, but it's like a genuine revelation. Back when apps were new man, holy shit. People would play anything back then. It's kind of astonishing how new everything was. Iphones, Social media, Itunes (you don't see that much anymore). I mean apps still exist, but there's no more magic around them from my perspective. They've sort of turned into a means to not get bored. Holy crap, this is the longest I've ever written a youtube comment.
0:30 - fine nr. 1-3 1:26 - mines 1:35 - fine nr. 4 2:10 - mass production 2:25 - real money 3:04 - fine nr. 5 3:18 - witchcraft 4:10 - fine nr. 6 4:20 - Space... 4:55 - fine nr. 7-9 6:50 - DIMENSIONS 7:30 - TIME! 8:32 - ANTIMATTER!!! 8:54 - fine nr. 10 10:15 - LIGHT ITSELF!!!! (+fine nr. 11) 10:42 - fine nr. 12 11:00 - LUCK ITSELF! 11:22 - fine nr. 13-16 13:00 - fine nr. 17 14:12 - mathematical infinity 15:45 - simulation 17:33 - stock market 19:10 - backing cookies (+fine nr.18) 20:28 - HIRE GOD 21:56 - a very long achievement 22:30 *_FINE_* nr. 18 24:10 - broken reality Sorry jusz need these for myself
I've been playing this game for a decade. Every few years, I would go back and make a new game with whatever new changes the game may have had. It's really fun to run in the background.
I js wanted to say how this is a perfect video. like the whole video and all the progress, the editing is js so impressive. I've watched the whole thing like 10 times now 😭😭😭. But, this should have more views fs
First things first, outstanding video. Truly a comedy masterpiece. Now, there's a song that plays when he shows us a new building and as a band nerd I have been driving myself insane for the past three days trying to figure out what it is. If you recognize the song please tell me.
Dragoon is the God of Cookies - Fact Dra2oon is the God of Lizards - Fact Dragoon's Lizard is in this video and talking to destroy the cookie - Theory Morgan is Dragoon's long-lost uncle who dated his brother.
I have 83% of the achievements, which were accumulated over 412 days in which I ascended 13 times for an all time cookie count of 23.385 septendecillion cookies. Current unwithered CPS: 14.227 quindecillion cookies Buildings owned: 12175 Upgrades owned: 595 Heavenly upgrades owned: 109
22:07 Ok who asked Greystillplays to make an achievement name? If it wasn’t obvious Grey is known for Making excessively long names for things if given the opportunity
You know. I wondered why I was compelled to start playing casually a few weeks ago after my mind reminded itself "Oh yeah, Cookie Clicker was a thing." And well... I wonder if your want/need for cookies transcended through time and space, permeating itself as now a percentage of the known universe.
i love these 30 min videos based on random games that just entertain me for long enough for me to be happy even though im having the worst days of my life i am not joking i am considering giving up
guys conspiracy time, at some points in this video dragoon cuts himself off in editting, he does this once with the word acheivements, becoming, eivements, and once with the word, cookies, becoming "cooks", the second one is at around 18:08, my theory is that if you combine these terms, with some other cut out terms from other videos, you will get a secret code
this video made me smile while watching. i also laughed occasionally. overall i think ill leave a good review, as my viewing experience was rather pleasant.
I've watched this video 15 times now. I cannot stop, if I could access alternate realities, I'd share it with my other selves too, generating exponential likes and views, eventually garnering millions of views of nothing other than myselves.
![Coheed and Cambria - Searching for Tomorrow [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hDsYGLbmadg/mqdefault.jpg)
This man spent a month on fking Cookie Clicker, then wrote a 25-minute script and managed to make every second entertaining. Amazing.
I spent only one minute in cookie clicker and I got the infinity cookies glitch and got the dev tools to give me 5000 buildings giving me infinity cookies and I got tons of sugar lumps to upgrade my farm minigame, the wizard tower one and the temple one
@@jenniferlumiqued Although that does work, when you cheat/use inspect it gives you the "Cheated cookies taste awful" achievement and is a constant reminder that you did absolutely nothing.
ok
@@1234blazecoolwascavage i mean if u try a little u can easily bypass that tho
cheating in cookie’s gets rid of like 99.99% of the game
Dragoon isn't descending into madness. He's always been like this.
Madness descends into dragoon.
dragoon descends into dratoon.
@@brawlstars_SMG dratoon into dragoon descends
I think it’s the opposite
He was calmer than usual
Remember when there were dragon screams in his skyblock vids
Dragoon is ascending into madness.
I love when Dragoon spends an overly large amount of time on these kind of games
yes
it really wasnt an overly large amount of time, it was only in a week, thats what surprised me abou this video.
I love you ❤❤❤❤
Yeah
Nah bro just started cookie clicker
I love "It's probably fine"-type game design. Like the Minecraft mod Thaumcraft. One minute, you shoot funny magic lightning bolts, the next demons from beyond this realm are hunting you, you're creating tears in spacetime, the voices are starting to make sense and your sanity is at an all time low.
Lovely stuff.
In ultrakill you start not even in hell a prelude you punch some filth get a pistol then a shotgun later. in limbo a nailgun and shotgun arm. lust railcannon and gluttony you almost kill gabriel the judge of hell then if you Perfect Rank them (P-rank) them in gluttony you find a door with Ps it opens to a secret level where you fight a flesh prison if you kill the flesh prison you fight Minos Prime arguably one of the hardest Bosses in the game
This is a Part one might write a Part 2 if i feel it
Third minute - you are wandering in a labyrinth outside space and time, witnessing horrors beyond human comprehension. And all of that because you wanted to prove some people wrong about your delusions
"The voices begin to make sense" WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Speaking of Minecraft, C418 does the music for this game.
@@CursedSFMS what was this for exactly?
As someone with 98% achievements, the 2% left being sugar lump related, I applaud this victory
I've lost my save file either thrice or four times over the last 5 years, after getting almost every upgrade and legacy unlock.Watching this was hilarious pain.
@@CygnusBard thanks for (unintentionally) reminding me to save my game to a file bc it's been a while
I got ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS IN COOKIE CLICKER!
@@oranplan1630 no prob 👍
@@luissiguencia480 Every shadow achievment as well?
If the people responsible for fixing the problems in our society had half the patience and determination that dragoon has we'd be living like that one meme
life could be dream...
I hate that I immediately knew which one you meant. I need to stop being online so much
Lmao I know what ur talking about
@@colten7525I knew you would get it
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3Okay but my balls hurt 🎉
i love it when he just goes "oh, it looks like there's no more matter left to make cookies out of" and we're only halfway through the video.
"But to understand, ill have to explain the Cthulu mythos" may be the best quote from cookie clicker ever
Sadly it's incorrectly explained, reality doesn't end once azathoth awakens, especially not as he's not even asleep to begin with. The flute players exist to calm him not to keep him asleep.
no its actually clicking cookie
@@narkle9723yep
Finally, a game that rivals Kirby Lore
@@narkle9723the fact that Dragoon miss summarized the Cthulhu mythos causes me physical pain.
At this point hes not even hideing his insanity
Since when has he ever hid his insanity?
*hiding
@@sploshsploosh *hiding 🤓
🦍
hiing*
I just watched him overtake my year and a half save in what seems like less than a month. His power knows no bounds.
that takes 2 days
i still have 8% more achievements that he does lets go
@@Limes-y5uno it doesn't.
@@peridot4600 it took me 2 days
in a week lol
Dragoon not being the first person to get 1000000000000000000000000x more cookies then he did gives me PHYSICAL PAIN.
"Physical Pain"
_-morgan_
Dragoon: "I finally have every building in the game!"
Orteil: "and I took that personally"
Dragoon: "It turned out that sooner, rather than later, baking cookies with my very mind was actually quite inefficient. So I decided to clone myself, or rather, from the looks of things now, clone myselves. If there's more me, me can surely bake even more cookies mefold, right?"
Dragoon II: "As complicated and stupid as that sounds, that makes sense."
Dragoon III: "I second that opinion."
Dragoon: I then realized I had only been baking cookies in all universes in a 3d multiverse, throughout all of time, with all matter and antimatter and light in every dimension in every reality, when I could simply collect cookies by rewriting the rules of existence to E=mcookies^2
@@brickpuncher1429 And yet cursors remain the main source of cps over the last two updates.
@@Mahfireballs Yeah, it's honestly funny how the first thing you get to automate cps with is both the most and least efficient producer of cookies
@@Mahfireballsno. It’s grandmas with elder battalion late game. After getting Unshackled grandmas, grandmas jump to 90& of your cps. Over time this does get weaker but I have every single building upgrade and grandmas give 60& of my cps, 10 octodecillion. I can definitely inprove this however
Remember, it isn't a monopoly if others can still make their own cookies. It's just that your cookies are so overwhelmingy tasty thanks to your infinite eons of experience in making them, that people would rather buy them, than make their own.
thats very nice
Well I think that this is wrong because I think Dragoon does in fact have a monopoly on cookie production as no other
cookie making company exists as all of them got bankrupted because dragons cookie are are tastier and cheaper. Monopoly means you have full control over a market of an item, in this case cookie. Just because other people can make cookies doesn't mean that Dragon does not control the market. They can make and sell cookies but they will not probably succeed because dragon's cookies are better in every way.
Is that a Alpha Centauri reference
they literally can't (the wheat is gone and he bribed god himself)
The amount of time and effort he put into this was amazing. And let’s not forget, this started of with one single cookie.
yeah but it goes fast: 1, 2, 3, 100 quadrillions
@@redsquareytgd4132 coockies fly by don't they
I first learned about Cookie Clicker through a Jacob Gellar video, and boy, he did NOT do it justice 😂💀 To be fair, the video had other subjects to cover, but damn, that was some crazy existential horror I just saw. Blessings upon you, you beautiful maniac 💕
E
Weird finding a fellow Jacob Geller fan in the wild.
@@The_Lord_of_Cryptids We are everywhere… >:3
Why did you say turning light into cookies is for fucking amateurs
I swear your humour is an art form. The way you weave in and out creating variants of jokes, landing them in the most unexpected moments…
His humor is FINE
thx ryan
@@alphaeclipse1013 alphaeclipse
Everytime Dragoon thought everything was *FINE*
0:37
0:45
1:39
3:08
4:14
5:00
5:02
9:06
10:30
10:44 Its fine for once?
11:31 oh no...
11:34 Its not fine
11:41 Nvm its fine
11:46
13:05
20:14 NOT THE IRL COOKIES
23:12 AAA my ears!
you deserve a reply
@@KingJJZTBGhe dosent
23:12 literally breaks my wireless headphones until I turn them off and on again 😭
@@alfae lmao crazy
That’s *FINE.* 🙃
This is the best edited video I have ever seen in my life. You deserve a medal for this editing!
DRAGOON *Deathmetal* VOICE : I MADE IT IN ONE GO!
It's FINE
I love this game because it starts with a simple concept (click the big cookie to make 1 cookie) and all the craziness builds on that. The evolution of Santa Claus from a festive test tube to Final Clause is insanely hilarious.
This video was actually a massive plan to get more people to play cookie clicker and buy heralds, therefore increasing Dragoon's cps
heralds cap at 100
@@evanepic3599 they're not always at 100
@@Limes-y5u depends if you’re on steam or not
@@The_Shimp I have browser and steam but yeah browser is stuck at 41
@@Limes-y5u ye
Truly a moment of all time when Dragoon posts another cookie clicker video
every time he dose i lose my grandma
@@usopisthegoat shut up usopp everybody knows that you're lying
As a man with 500 hours on cookie clicker with only 84% of achievements I respect you. Dreading the day where I go for the stock market achievement
Agreed. The stock market isn't even useful aside from the achievements it gets.
Gaseous assets is a lot easier to get since they added more "change" to the stock market (i.e. stocks will go up and down faster, especially if you have the cortex brain aura on)
Cookistocker can also automate it.
I know what you're gonna say but cause our time is precious i gotta tell ya :
If you open the consol in the game code, you can give yourself x amount of cookie, but you wont get any trophees.
However, it'll give you billions of Legacy points, allowing you to multiply your cookie gains by billions.
Meaning that when you disable consol command, and start a new game, you'll be able to get trophees again, and spare thousands of hours of gameplay.
I know it ruins the point of the game, i know it ruins the fun. But if you're just chasing the trophees, by doing that, you can get THEM ALL in less than a day :)
Pls dont hate
@@AliceFlintt Just saying, that only gets you all of the really easy achievements, doesn't net you *any* of the difficult ones. Getting your cookie production high is the quick part.
i thought it was a bug that stock morket profits reset on ascension
this sums up the game quite well for someone who wants to start off completing the game, good job on that!!
3:10 "In good news, I've baked 100 million cookies. That's enough to feed an American family for two weeks."
I laughed so hard.
his estimations are wrong, as an american i can safely say it is enough to feed an american family for 1 day
ike same
Npc
@@Jamer579 ur the real npc lol
@@BalloonAsap 1 day!??!? What are you on?!? An extreme diet? It would be 1 nanosecond bro.
Games like this where you fall further and further into madness the deeper you delve just fascinate me. You start by clicking cookies, and buying grandmas to cook cookies, and end with barganing with God to create a horrifyingly large cookie empire.
14:10 ,,almost enough to feed kirby" beautiful words you said here mate!
The Lore of Cookie Clicker is crazy. I just started down this rabbit hole myself in my first play through.
12:09 bro missed the perfect chance to say "the cookie crumbles"
it's *FINE*
one of the few good cookie clicker videos thats entertaining and actually knows basic strats lol
One of the few cookie clicker videos
If you want another game like this, I'd highly recommend antimatter dimensions. It's basically cookie clicker with less UI, but larger numbers and more immediate systems.
If you start it and just feel whelmed, the first infinity is effectively the tutorial. The game expands massively as you go on, it's one of the most engrossing games I've ever played.
im at e225 IP right now
how dare you remind me of my eternities
i hate you
thanks
now at e27 EP
@@phoebequine2101how please give tips
@@catoplasm When you unlock eternity challenges it may feel slow (depends if you use idle or active path). But after completing some of the eternity challenges it will speed up, and get you to e27 EP and beyond.
Now at e40 EP upgrade and ready to do 6x5
The fact that a so simple looking Game has so much deept and lore behind it is amazing iv'e spent days on it without reaserch and still can't fully understad it
ikr
5:10 This music is so nostalgic for me. It brings back good (and bad) memories of playing Super Mario 64
The good old times
Congratulations! Your one of the only videos on all of RUclips that are more than 20 minutes long and that I have actually watched all the way through. Amazing video.
You're weak mr autogenerated_name.
very low intention span stop watching tiktok
@@Hoovystik46 intention span
@@unsmart42069 unsmart 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
If I got a penny for every time someone said "low attention span" and "tiktok" I'd be a billionaire
this is very well made, and hilarious.definitely shows the depth of the game
4:28 Is that.... GOD-SHATTERING STAR???
As an Australian, I can relate to Dragoon. At one point in our lives, we must go out into the world and make cookies for our families to be happy. It's just that, Dragoon, made more cookies than most.
This is the very first video Ive seen on you channel and I have to say that I love your humor and the fact that you are using classical music. Its unusual, amazing!
one of us!
same!!
16:40 There is actually a way to get this achievement without cheating. The steps are as follows:
1. Add "saysopensesame" to the end of your name (for example, Dragoonsaysopensesame).
2. This should open a dev console on the left side of your screen and give you the achievement. (If you want to remain cheat-free, DO NOT interact with the dev console.
3. Check your shadow achievements to see if you got it. If you did,
4. Remove "saysopensesame" from your name.
5. Go to Options and save the game.
6. Reload the page.
The dev console should now be closed, leaving you with the achievement.
thanks
Your description is a music hunter’s absolute dream come true bless you
omg yessss
The fact that this video is not secretly a CoC video just hurts..
i just wanna thank you for this amazing content its always so much fun to watch. Yours are the only videos i can watch without getting distracted or bored
11:54 you can hear genuine concern in his voice
Oh my god. I completely forgot about this games existence. What the heck broooo. I got a random memory of that Make it Rain game and found a video of someone playing it. He friggin mentioned cookie clicker. A whole segment of my childhood came crawling back in my head. That's amazing, man. It's like a memory my brain convinced my subconscious was unimportant. This is stupid, but it's like a genuine revelation. Back when apps were new man, holy shit. People would play anything back then. It's kind of astonishing how new everything was. Iphones, Social media, Itunes (you don't see that much anymore). I mean apps still exist, but there's no more magic around them from my perspective. They've sort of turned into a means to not get bored. Holy crap, this is the longest I've ever written a youtube comment.
this is so true ngl
22:45 "What took me days now takes me seconds" The most Epic Cookie Gameplay
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture.
@J4ke. probably better than that guys hamster
@@TippyHippy:(
fr?
This is my first time watching anything from this channel and THIS IS GOLDEN.
Such a good video, definitely one to remember.
welcome to the subtle insanity known as dragoon videos
*subtle*
This was my favorite thing ive seen on the internet this week, Thank you for your sacrifice
0:30 - fine nr. 1-3
1:26 - mines
1:35 - fine nr. 4
2:10 - mass production
2:25 - real money
3:04 - fine nr. 5
3:18 - witchcraft
4:10 - fine nr. 6
4:20 - Space...
4:55 - fine nr. 7-9
6:50 - DIMENSIONS
7:30 - TIME!
8:32 - ANTIMATTER!!!
8:54 - fine nr. 10
10:15 - LIGHT ITSELF!!!!
(+fine nr. 11)
10:42 - fine nr. 12
11:00 - LUCK ITSELF!
11:22 - fine nr. 13-16
13:00 - fine nr. 17
14:12 - mathematical infinity
15:45 - simulation
17:33 - stock market
19:10 - backing cookies
(+fine nr.18)
20:28 - HIRE GOD
21:56 - a very long achievement
22:30 *_FINE_* nr. 18
24:10 - broken reality
Sorry jusz need these for myself
Thanks. This video is a masterpiece 😁
Dragoon is the ideal gamer and a undeniably an immaculate story teller.
no he isnt
@@Hoovystik46no he isnt not
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤨🤫🤫🤫🙄🙄🙄🤗🤗
@@Alessandropollok No he's isn't not isn't
I think my own consciousness began to phase out of reality itself around the 5 minute mark, I felt like I was in trance
Same
I’m trippin within the first 30 seconds
@dontstealmycontentplease the what?
This was an emotional rollercoaster
23:07 the achievments have turned into a mans head instead of a cookie im sure thats probably FIIiiIIinNNEEe
i love the effort dragoon puts inside of us every upload
"Puts inside of us"
💀
Ayo🤨📸
💀
@@theminecraftjester1738 snitch
I was not prepared for where this went I thought this was gonna be a simple game about cookies but I must say I watched it all and subscribed
I must say this. I love the music choice and the format of the videos. Keep it up man like that.
I've been playing this game for a decade. Every few years, I would go back and make a new game with whatever new changes the game may have had. It's really fun to run in the background.
15:09 the whiplash from the maths lesson to "so In cookie clicker" was hilarious
can we appreciate how much dragoon put inside of us
Ayo? 🤨
funny
@BlueCrystal _funneh_
mpmph..,,.,,.
Ayo wtf
The rewatchability for this video is insane
Thank you Dragoon, you have inspired me to also play cookie clicker, I'm 40 days in and have 90% of the achievements.
My favorite thing about Cookie Clicker is that, just when you think you're done, a new update comes out
I love how your videos randomly blow up! Keep up the hard work (although please take a break); I'm a hard fan of this channel for a while!
I js wanted to say how this is a perfect video. like the whole video and all the progress, the editing is js so impressive. I've watched the whole thing like 10 times now 😭😭😭. But, this should have more views fs
Dragoon says "There is truly nothing left" and i agree with him
because if you want something done right, *you gotta do it yourself*
Clicking a coookie for hundreds of hours is something we all do and love, it’s also something that Dragoon takes to another level of insanity
I love how he can make every video interesting and fun to watch
This is such a complete and utter achievement I don't even know how to respond to this.
"WE RISE" - Grandma
"That's fine." - Him
First things first, outstanding video. Truly a comedy masterpiece. Now, there's a song that plays when he shows us a new building and as a band nerd I have been driving myself insane for the past three days trying to figure out what it is. If you recognize the song please tell me.
I recognise it.
Dragoons best moments:
Dragoon:MAKING COOKIES OUT OF LIGHT IS FOR FU***** AMATEURS!
the best foreshadowing in history 1:17
Best line ever 25:34 “Cookie Clicker Is Dead And I Killed it” 😂😂👏
5:15 dude I love the pannenkoek refrence
Dragoon is the God of Cookies - Fact
Dra2oon is the God of Lizards - Fact
Dragoon's Lizard is in this video and talking to destroy the cookie - Theory
Morgan is Dragoon's long-lost uncle who dated his brother.
0:58 bros fingers are made of solar panels
absolute banger. This is definitely a certified classic
I like how Dragoon did what no other person who plays cookie clicker does. Talked to someone else.
"ignore that the grandmas look different", as a used-to-be-cookie clicker and now-maths nerd, I am literally laughing my ass
I have 83% of the achievements, which were accumulated over 412 days in which I ascended 13 times for an all time cookie count of 23.385 septendecillion cookies.
Current unwithered CPS: 14.227 quindecillion cookies
Buildings owned: 12175
Upgrades owned: 595
Heavenly upgrades owned: 109
Nearly half an hour of cookie clicker content, and it’s from Dragoon? I’ve been blessed!
22:07
Ok who asked Greystillplays to make an achievement name?
If it wasn’t obvious Grey is known for
Making excessively long names for things if given the opportunity
You know. I wondered why I was compelled to start playing casually a few weeks ago after my mind reminded itself "Oh yeah, Cookie Clicker was a thing." And well... I wonder if your want/need for cookies transcended through time and space, permeating itself as now a percentage of the known universe.
Watching this while baking Xmas cookies. Cookie-ception
4:13 Im sure thats FÍÑĘ
23:12 caught me off guard
Probably *FFIINNEE*
“And with this golden cookie, I get- lucky.” As a cookie enthusiast I have never related to something as hard as that
I never knew how much I needed a narrated version of cookie clicker
3:05
WE RISE
-grama
I'm sure that's F I N E
Props to Dragoon on making every second of his videos entertaining
each video slowly gets more crazy and i love it!
Are you ok?
23:09 that scared the living crap out of me😅
(Btw my AirPods are at full blast)
WAIT WHAT, THE FORESHADOWING IS INSANE WTF HOW 1:17
“i got 10 million cookies, I can feed an American family for 2 weeks” 😂😂
FAX
i love these 30 min videos based on random games that just entertain me for long enough for me to be happy even though im having the worst days of my life
i am not joking i am considering giving up
sending love
It will get better bro just keep going, I've gone through stuff too
keep pushing bro. god will take care of you as long as u let him.
This cool little video goldmine eased some of my anxiety, thanks dragoon
I love that he can spend 25 minutes about big cookie click game and it's still fun to watch
guys conspiracy time, at some points in this video dragoon cuts himself off in editting, he does this once with the word acheivements, becoming, eivements, and once with the word, cookies, becoming "cooks", the second one is at around 18:08, my theory is that if you combine these terms, with some other cut out terms from other videos, you will get a secret code
wait till bro finds out there is a javascript command to get rid of the "cheated cookies taste awful" achivement
The company who made this should of sponsored you for this video.This video made this game look so fun I just went and bought it. Great video.
this video made me smile while watching. i also laughed occasionally. overall i think ill leave a good review, as my viewing experience was rather pleasant.
I appreciate this review
I've watched this video 15 times now. I cannot stop, if I could access alternate realities, I'd share it with my other selves too, generating exponential likes and views, eventually garnering millions of views of nothing other than myselves.