The Secret Cookie Clicker Market
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- Опубликовано: 1 дек 2023
- In cookie clicker there is a stock market, and grandmas trying to take over the universe, and kittens, and dragons, and evil santa, and also cookies I think
Merch: dragoon-2.teemill.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / 45thdragoon
Music:
Raps:
• Dark Hip Hop Beat / Da...
• HARD Aggressive FREE (...
• No Copyright Sounds 🎹 ...
• No Copyright Music | T...
• [Free] Epic Hard Choir...
Boss music:
• (Unofficial Remake) Po...
Fast Piano: • Fast Piano Compilation...
Epic Battle: • 🔥 Epic Battle Music (N...
Solo Cello: • Solo Cello Passion - D...
Medieval: • Medieval Song Village ...
Synth Horror: • ♩♫ Epic Horror Synth T...
Tocatta: • Toccata and Fugue in D...
Vivaldi: • The Four Seasons - Sum...
Olympus: • ♩♫ Epic and Dramatic T...
Destati: • kingdom hearts orchest...
Paganini: • Paganini. Caprice N. 2...
Dvorak remix: • Dvorak - Symphony n°9 ... 
Игры
This man is singlehandedly keeping the cookie stocks at an all time high
Stonk
real
no, he's singlehandedly the only being who's keeping the game of cookie clicker afloat, creating funny and definitely educative content on cookie clicker
@@bloodboy0229 real
And he don't need a betraying girl to cause him depression cuz he doin that himself
At this point, I think that cookies are part of Dragoon's life. He breathes cookies, his heart pumps cookies, he IS cookies.
Lore accurate cookie clicker player
He is soupkies
@@oksarsc345 I know a secret about dragoon.
The secret is...
Dragon's pc is made of cookies too.
Could he be Cookie Monster from Sesame Street?
Definitely explains the meaning of the "You" building lmao.
Dude is slowly transitioning from clicker games to rap career and somehow makes it look as natural as ice turning into the water.
@@IonRuby I don't know if you were trying to be clever or something, but ice is just water in solid state. When it melts it changes temperature, because it does not "change" into water, it is water.
@@dziewiatyim pretty sure that hes saying that in a melting graph at the point of ice melting the tempurature would not increase further because the energy isnt being used to increase the temperature rather breaking the bonds of the solid structure of ice into the weaker liquid structure of water
Could also just be a fun fact.
sounds like epic rap battles of history
@@IonRuby Bro edited their reply but it still has spelling issues
In my cookie clicker run, I count anything that doesn't give you the "cheated cookies taste awful" shadow achievement, meaning that stuff like save scumming is fair game. The commitment this guy has to not do that (In the episode where he got seedless to nay he didn't save scum for juicy queenbeets like I did)
How exactly do you save scum for plants
@@Jadanbr wait for all of the queenbeets to mature, save just before a tick, and then spam refreshes until a juicy queenbeet spawns
How do you get the cheated cookies achievnet
@@not_p0 you hack the game or add "saysopensesame" or something like that to the end of your name. If I'm wrong look it up.
Bro it aint that hard to grow some plants damn
was not expecting Dragoon to spontaneously start dropping bars 2 minutes in
welcome to his channel, you must be new here
@@thevgkid7067 damn didnt realize we were getting snobby over a youtube channel
yeah and he's actually getting good at it now lol
@@piss7610 snobby? U must have an extreme lack understanding of the word if u think that was snobby💀
He should challenge eminem he would definently win over him
Why does Dragoon always have the best one-line raps? He needs a debut single NOW
Yes
Exactly
Eminem?
@@Dobut1 who?
@@Dobut1dunno know but hes been real quiet since this dropped
I love how Dragoon's worst enemies range from a random kid in one of Hbomb's comment section to a digital rapping grandma with a hive mind
He’s got villains that contrast each other so much that it makes the joker look like “the joke”
genuinely some of the most detailed content
this man has like a side story plot in every episode it’s crazy
If you doubt him read the lore
Isn’t the space music at times like 0:22 from Kurzgesagt?
Lowkey his raps are fire
Bro casually dropped the 3 greatest raps in all of humanity in a cookie clicker video and though we wouldn't notice
He has talent in everything truly a person of all time
I believe he should make songs, and the WILL be good
Dear god. This man is a monster, and I have never had this much respect for a human being online. I have been here for three years and the decent into madness of Dragoon is the best thing on youtube, well played.
no, he's not a monster, he is a dragoon
Your writing is hella good for a guy who has only lived for 3 years
@@jeppe6159i didn't misspell descent when i was 3.
some people say that is because i didn't know of the word, though.
@@luanmichel6957Dragoons were originally a class of mounted infantry, who used horses for mobility, but dismounted to fight on foot. From the early 17th century onward, dragoons were increasingly also employed as conventional cavalry and trained for combat with swords and firearms from horseback.
or he's actually just a winged hussar(check his video about why science can't explain what are birds)
@@LambdaCreatesnah Dragoons are people with Olympic level jumping skills
Ranking the raps:
1. 18:32 OBLITERATION
2. 18:04 Hive-mind
3. 3:41 Physical Pain
4. 2:20 The Crown
W list hive mind was fire but the last line in obliteration absolutely destroyed the grandmas
Yeah the last line way too fire.. damn hot
Ngl Veta is the new Morgan
@@codingsnake1372cuz she's hes grandma duh
So basically in the reverse order of appearance in the video?
I think I just realized how insanely complex cookie clicker actually is
When you approach the endgame it's really like that.
Dragoon, the baker of wall street
Gotta love his wall streets. They are delicious!
Enslaver of grandmothers
He's also the cook of Wall Street, brk was spitting straight bars
"If you don't know much about numbers, that's one of the big ones" - Dragoon 2023
I choked on my drink at 16:44 when you suddenly whip out ole german "TAG SECHSUNDREISSIG", I did not expect that! Nice one haha
I like how he actually has a good relationship with his family. Most RUclipsrs have there dad leave them to get milk but as mentioned he played monopoly with his family
Never thought that a game about cookies can be so complex
blame orteil for it
this isn't even the surface
Prob like 3% of like ngl lol
Dragoon's cookie tactics truly feel like he works for the matrix
Ha not today top comment
Rizzard
I thought I got away form you
Why are you everywhere
Hello again waltuh
This man has better raps than rappers who do ut for a living these days. 18:55 my favourite part.
I love your Rap brother....🎶🎵❤️
18:11
I think the scariest part about this video is that dragoon could probably make it in the music industry
fr eminem is shakin in his boots rn
@@aymona123he's been real silent
Dragoon is really the only person able to create an interesting lore about cookies
ortiel:
Til you hear about the man that started a whole war over potatoes
@@LWJ-ek1jw☹️
It is true but Technoblade was way more insane than Dragoon@@LWJ-ek1jw
True but i don't think ortiel will rap about cookie cliker@@fry_fr
3:41 omg!
Massive respect for the dedication to pull this off. And the sick bars ofcourse.
This physically makes me wanna revive Morgan.
dont you dare
do it. Morgan shall rise again.
Our false savior shall rise
for he is all seeing
@@_oceanace and you shall be the sacrifice for you have attained the Number Of Religion, lucky number 7. So prepare your mind and soul
16:43 i was flabbergasted at that pronunciation. as a german, you did great
I just realized something... Morgan... is VERA... think about it... dragoon's playstyle causes both of them physical pain... and morgan is a demon in disguise... just like vera...
this guy will be a literal rap god if he continues playing cookie clicker
I cant believe how much effort was put into this video, bro created a whole rap battle (with straight bars) and got a degree in economy just for a coockie game, you deserve everything you`re a master of entertainement
18:02 This was the rap we ALL needed😂😂😂
13:32 sounds so wrong
coc
@@David280GG Oh that's what it was 😂
play with my co-
@@David280GGclash of clans
Top ten rappers eminem is afraid to diss: Number 1: Dragoon.
You can tell dragoon is used to baking cookies with the way he always he cooks in these raps
If dragoon made a 3 hour long video i would watch it without ever getting the urge to click off, it is really entertaining
12:11 when Dragoon said FINE my pc crashed
GOD how I love your commentary! I never thought that cookie clicker can be intense - until I found you on RUclips.And after that... many other games in your channel. Thanks for the great work, I hope you keep it up!
This man just keeps posting great content for us. It's incredible!
Edit: bro, I just commented something and I already have 500 likes. This is insane, I've never gotten so many.
What’s your favourite kind of cheese?
I got one answer.
@@Vanguard.II just like cheese
@@Vanguard.I Gouda
One must imagine Dragoon not joining the Italian mafia.
2:20 omg this is awesome I want a long version of it
17:56 Bro is starting a rap career
Dragoon after collapsing the British economy for a cookie game (Morgan was not impressed) (Vera was destroyed)😊
I love these cookie clicker videos(the final rap battle was fire)
Why tf did he randomly speak German at day 36😂
Back in the days I spent just as much time playing cookie clicker as writing a plugin for automatic stock trading in cookie clicker. Never actually made it that far but the indicators for when to sell and when to buy would have made this journey a breeze.
this guys raps better than the soundcloud rappers
13:50 "all the bees are fu*king dead" got me laughing
If all bees are f**king dead means there its a limit off honey on the world and rise the price a lot
I know
2:10 BARS!!!
How did he go from hypixel skyblock to this
Never thought that a game like cookie clicker would be so complex.
The rap parts of this legend slap way harder then they should
The final boss 17:50 is insane
Dragoon:I will never have 3 raps in my video. few minutes later you did 4 raps
Cookie video from Dragoon either means he's at peak performance or he's two minutes from a self inflicted toaster bath
Based on the content of the video I’m guessing he’s both
A Dragoon Video on any Day makes the bad Mood go away!! Love the vids, always makes me laugh!
Edit: The Raps were FIRE AS HELL!!!
i love it when dragoon uploads cookie clicker
This man has the time to not only do shit i didnt even know was possible on cookie clicker but freakn rap to it aswell, goddamn. (editing is insane)
The effort you put in is unmatched, I think I speak for all when I say we appreciate it
18:31
Top 10 people Eminem is too affraid to diss
This man is insane. Keep up the good work! Considering the amount of time and passion you put into your videos i really hope you get more recognition soon. You deserve it (not to scoff at 700k subs but you know)
jgojgijioj
18:08 THEY COOKIN SOMETHIN OTHER THAN THE COOKIES
This man doesn't need an oscar.He need more cookies.
Edit 1:First time getting more than one like(Yes i liked my self).
Edit 2:Is that how poeple feel when they get more than 1 like?
Dragon is single handidly keeping the entire theme of cookie clicker alive
"not if this takes more than 1 month"
bro didnt forget that line at the end of the video
I didn't think it could be posdible to make a cookie clicker video that entertaining, great job :D
No way! Dragoon actually uploads in less than 6 months
i'm legit scared of what the last couple of achievements will require
there incredibly boring it just gets level 10 on each of the buildings which takes 55 sugar lumps per building with 20 buildings so over 1000 sugar lumps.
trevigintillion cbia
This is my first video I watched of this guy, nice raps
these random raps in the middle of nothing is the best thing ever. love every single one of them
Dragoon blesses us with frequent uploads ❤
Man at this point i think we need a Dragoon rap channel.
I LOVE the rap segments you introduced in the video, please make more thy rhymes go hard
Keep coming up with raps for videos, since you have made the first one, it's honestly been the only reason I've watched your videos.
Who would've thought that a video about cookie clicker contains gardening, a stock market, and a rap battle. Amazing video.
Your commitment keeps shocking me with each video bro! Really great work.
This video is so fucking epic. When you mentioned the cosmic Morgan war I smiled so damn hard, I have not been this happy in a while.
10/10 dragoonian classic
It’s funny how he manages to come up with a different storyline for the same game every video
This man should be an elden ring boss:
"Dragoon, The baker of all cookies"
give me more names
“Dragoon the cookie dragon of CHAOS!”
the harbinger of the cookies
Dragoon the cookinator
@damonkelesgo
my favourite so far
Verna's bane, the One who dared ( rise against Morgan ), the harbinger of cookies, the unchained one, the sovereign of cookies, the damned of the cosmos, the peperpetual, the breaker of Chains and of course the dragon of cookies!
Dragoon’s rap is literally getting better and better every single video. I bet Morgan would be jealous
Dragoon after he realises that shadow achievements don't give milk and he beat Vera singlehandedly without the help of the cats
The last minute is perfect, all your cookie clicker videos are perfect
You have a great taste in music mate, i found a lot of great songs through you.
Remember folks if clicking cookies you must cook clickers of cookies to click cookies.
5:39 Song name:
Dvorak - Symphony n°9 Mouvement 4 (Allegro con fuoco) [REMIX]
Uploaded by Riwall Harjay
you have officialy surpassed me in cookie clicker
congrats
i have been playing for 2 years
also thanks for some tactics on ascending and stock market
Thanks for the heart dragoon
you are aware theres a shadow achievement that acquires you to spend a whole year on 1 singular cookie with no transcends
Let him find it himself, he will probably scream
That's a complete lie lmao
@@derpyslurp8779 literally isn't. I got the achievement myself like 2 years ago before it was on steam
Dragoon could be a world renounded rapper, but he decides to click the cookie instead
This entire video caused me PHYSICAL pleasure. It was very nice to watch. You still haven't finished 100% of the achievements yet though.
The rap battle made me sub to you😂😂 great rapping skill
Uh, the game definitely has an in game counter for number of ascensions. It's under general statistics. You don't need to export anything to some other site. You can even see it on your screen at 8:17. Legacy started 215 days ago, with 914 ascensions.
Dragoon is about to start his rap career and i'm here for it
Bro is the next big hit in rap.HE'S INSANE.
dude fr i'd listen to your music if you'd ever want to make some, those raps are insane
I like to think Morgan is actually Dragoon from the extreme far future, antagonizing his past self to help him grow.
The fact that played with his CoC the entire video is truly inspiring.
i see 3 ways that the dragoon timeline can go, 1, vera and morgan team up, 2, vera and dragoon team up, or 3, morgan and dragoon, and i can't wait to see where this goes.
dragoon is the type of guy that will fight a pixel grandma in a rap war
Video summarized: "The least determinated cookie clicker makes the best rap songs"
😄 15:50 I can’t stop laughing after that I love dragoon
The dedication you have man i got no words😮
I really hope that the developers of cookie clicker know you