Cookie clicker is ruining my life.

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @xx_phoenix_xx5142
    @xx_phoenix_xx5142 3 года назад +580

    Mike: "i'M AdDiCtEd To cOoKiEs"
    Those true story channels: *It's free real estate!*

    • @viviennemorgan7217
      @viviennemorgan7217 3 года назад +8

      well at least cookie monster isn't in the video saying cookie and tries to get all cookies.

    • @northanne3521
      @northanne3521 3 года назад +3

      I remember my brother left cookie clicker on in the background of his school laptop so he could get more cookies, and he got it *banned on every school computer lol*

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 3 года назад +2

      I feel like that would be a great episode. Like that guy addicted to balloons, who has 100s or 1000s of balloons in his house.
      I imagine a cookie addiction would turn your house exterior and interior all cookie-themed, as if Cookie Day was a globally-recognized holiday.

    • @monokuma7746
      @monokuma7746 3 года назад +1

      @@northanne3521 that's not how that works,

    • @vcgc554hg
      @vcgc554hg 3 года назад +1

      Dharr mann: A youtuber is addicted to cookies gamer girl steals his cookies she instantly regrets it

  • @izwiyana
    @izwiyana 3 года назад +802

    2019: Do Not Click The Cookie
    2021: Cookie Clicker
    Mike finally gets to click the cookie to his heart's content!

    • @rose_budz
      @rose_budz 3 года назад +5

      lol

    • @LhexterMorales
      @LhexterMorales 3 года назад +3

      woahh i remember that video

    • @TynieTyner
      @TynieTyner 3 года назад +3

      I knew It wasn't a fever dream

    • @G_Fantastic
      @G_Fantastic 3 года назад +2

      @@3ly_1224 OOH

    • @alphasquared
      @alphasquared 3 года назад +2

      @@3ly_1224 using an auto-clicker on this gam kinda ruins the fun

  • @aestheticpetal
    @aestheticpetal 3 года назад +727

    Once you get clicking, you can’t get out of the massive addictive black hole that is Cookie Clicker 😭

    • @itsiicookie
      @itsiicookie 3 года назад +14

      FRRR 😭😭

    • @suzygold345
      @suzygold345 3 года назад +20

      Me who got bored soon: 😐

    • @amberr3662
      @amberr3662 3 года назад +21

      I don't understand how something so simple is so addictive but I _can't stop the cookies_

    • @Iono_vtuber
      @Iono_vtuber 3 года назад +7

      Use a auto clicker

    • @thatsmagnus_
      @thatsmagnus_ 3 года назад +4

      I somehow did... Idk

  • @SomeoneThatNoOneKnows982
    @SomeoneThatNoOneKnows982 Год назад +15

    For anyone wondering what that long review said, it basically said that he was married but his wife left him and he was depressed and we was suicidal but he found this game and it gave him joy and happiness. Now he has 3 kids and he and his wife got together again

  • @mistalod
    @mistalod 3 года назад +88

    Some fun facts about this game:
    It started out as a parody about game mechanics 7 years ago until people un-ironically enjoyed it. That’s when he updated the graphics and made it a truly influential browser game.
    Many updates and years later, the Steam version kinda came out of nowhere, with C418, the creator of the first two albums of the Minecraft OST, spearheading the soundtrack of this game.

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 3 года назад +1

      Is that where C418 went?

    • @red4900
      @red4900 2 года назад +2

      Actually it was a parody of capitalism, that one loading screen clicker game was a parody of game mechanincs

    • @100RisingGames
      @100RisingGames 2 года назад +2

      @@asheep7797 Microsoft wants the rights to all of Minecraft’s newer music and C418 wants to have all the rights to his music so making music for other games is kind of his side job until he can come to terms with Microsoft

  • @jlurquico
    @jlurquico 3 года назад +41

    Mike: Is there a storyline?
    Me: *sweats in Grandmapocalypse

  • @albedo4051
    @albedo4051 3 года назад +169

    Fun fact: Aoi wishes it was Donut Clicker

    • @Hunnyunni
      @Hunnyunni 3 года назад +5

      What's or who's aoi?

    • @bug7215
      @bug7215 3 года назад +1

      @@Hunnyunni Google the name

    • @Hunnyunni
      @Hunnyunni 3 года назад +3

      @@bug7215 ok

    • @Juminocoreforeverahh
      @Juminocoreforeverahh 3 года назад +10

      If only it was donuts

    • @YaniGem
      @YaniGem 3 года назад +4

      @@Juminocoreforeverahh its ok someone would probably make one

  • @JaysBAMboozled
    @JaysBAMboozled 3 года назад +100

    Mike makes me laugh every day and I'm not complaining one bit

  • @amberr3662
    @amberr3662 3 года назад +69

    This seems like it would be Sayori's favourite game

  • @unoreversecard130
    @unoreversecard130 3 года назад +42

    "Just 1 more minute"
    "Just 1 more page"
    "Just 1 more game"
    "Just 1 more wizard tower"

  • @DANIECOM
    @DANIECOM 3 года назад +60

    “I’m a greasy mess”
    My little brother: wanna be friends

  • @marinavuleta3302
    @marinavuleta3302 3 года назад +40

    "Just one more wizard tower"
    That was the last thing we heard from him, rest in peace Bijuu Mike

  • @itzsprinklz
    @itzsprinklz 3 года назад +37

    Plot twist: after he ended the video, he was playing more cookie clicker

  • @gigiswitch9442
    @gigiswitch9442 3 года назад +29

    I remember back in elementary where everyone had a cookie clicker extension on their Chromebooks XD

  • @zensgrippers
    @zensgrippers 3 года назад +17

    Thank you for being there Mike ❤

  • @jmjm479
    @jmjm479 3 года назад +19

    Fun fact: The music is composed by the legendary C418; music composer of the Minecraft soundtracks! :D

  • @thepenguin9
    @thepenguin9 3 года назад +3

    2:00 - "why are they giving me information about the grandma's?"
    Oh you sweet cookie child

  • @LazyLotus
    @LazyLotus 3 года назад +9

    This reminds me of a story. Back in middle school they gave us personal iPads to use during the school day and at one point Cookie Clicker was the hot new thing that everyone was playing, so much to the point that people would leave tabs open so they can gain cookies overnight when we had to return them after school. Sadly so many people where playing it and stretching out the internet bandwidth (which was shared between three schools in the district) so eventually the school staff started issuing out write-ups or even detentions if you were caught playing. So many people got in trouble, but fortunately I didn’t care about the game so this new policy didn’t matter to me.

  • @your_dad_on_vacation
    @your_dad_on_vacation 3 года назад +18

    I remember playing this with my friends in 5th grade and we had to keep the comuters slightly open so it didn't shut off and get rid of our progress.
    But one day our tech guy accidentally shut the screen (he said he wouldn't try to) and we were DEVASTATED

    • @Mace511
      @Mace511 Год назад

      Hello darkness my old friend

    • @yes3206
      @yes3206 Год назад +1

      it got rid of your progress when you left it closed? thats so odd, never seen that

  • @emiliavalentino7226
    @emiliavalentino7226 3 года назад +17

    The secret to speedrun this game is....how mutch you spam!

    • @rianthreeden
      @rianthreeden 3 года назад

      True never click speedruners be like "well acutely we keep clicking to a minimum"

    • @X-boi3.0
      @X-boi3.0 3 года назад

      @@rianthreeden the only clicks are for the golden cookies

  • @KandyKoatedCreature
    @KandyKoatedCreature 3 года назад +6

    I remember, when I was in highschool, I got my friend and another classmate just as ADDICTED as I was to this game. I showed them all the cheat codes all the secrets when we had free time during class... Such great times...

  • @classiccamarorestoration1180
    @classiccamarorestoration1180 3 года назад +13

    I remember like 5 or 6 years ago I spent a whole day just playing this trying to get to a million cookies as fast as possible

  • @fudgewod3975
    @fudgewod3975 3 года назад +3

    Omg I had this on max volume in my front room, my parents just hear "I'm a greasy mess" rlly loud with no context LMAO

  • @RebornOkami
    @RebornOkami 3 года назад +7

    I'm loving these cat ears on your headset lol I had just bought pink ones for mine so that's hilarious ✨💕

  • @frogcup6722
    @frogcup6722 3 года назад +17

    I played this game during school, like my whole class was playing it it became a class trend. One of the kids in my class made it to like 10 billion or something.

    • @thebigworld12
      @thebigworld12 3 года назад

      DUDE SANE

    • @frogcup6722
      @frogcup6722 3 года назад

      @@thebigworld12 bro what if we were in the same class

    • @SUPERNOVA-oi2jf
      @SUPERNOVA-oi2jf 3 года назад +2

      Same but I asked the teacher if we can play cookie clicker and 10 minutes later everyone was playing it and I showed one of my friends a cheat and then everyone has saysopensesame at the end of their name

    • @frogcup6722
      @frogcup6722 3 года назад

      @@SUPERNOVA-oi2jf ugh ikr lol

  • @ConnanTheCivilized
    @ConnanTheCivilized Год назад +1

    “I better stop… just one more cookie.”

  • @kansas0606
    @kansas0606 3 года назад +3

    I remember when cookie clicker was the best and most popular unblocked game in 6th grade
    Mike: * surprised Pikachu face*
    Thomas croissants ad: *Hello there.*

  • @lemonjuice377
    @lemonjuice377 3 года назад +2

    "im hoping in the future the grandma's will be more useful"
    *laughs in grandmapocalypse*

  • @BenD47
    @BenD47 3 года назад +6

    It's amazing how fast the news of this game being on steam travelled. I found out about it being on steam two days after it released just because so many ppl were online playing it.
    Mark my words, this game will be the top game on steam.

    • @justthatonekid2491
      @justthatonekid2491 2 года назад

      Because this used to be a popular browser game for years

    • @BenD47
      @BenD47 2 года назад

      @@justthatonekid2491 I know, I just thought it was going around vry fast even with this fact

  • @GangittyGoo
    @GangittyGoo 3 года назад +2

    Mike : you need one trillion cookies to move to the next level
    The ad right after : Welcome to life
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @lorvies2621
    @lorvies2621 3 года назад +6

    Props to Mike and others/reviewers playing this game and ruining their life

  • @musicalfreak6418
    @musicalfreak6418 3 года назад +3

    I'm playing while watching this, just waiting for the cookies to rack up until I have enough to get an upgrade

  • @Nekomusu
    @Nekomusu 3 года назад +4

    I've been playing on the same save since 2013... I've finally decided to start completely from scratch with the Steam release.

  • @amadanadal9994
    @amadanadal9994 3 года назад +1

    Mike- Will you buy my cookies?
    2025- mikes cookies are in Walmart selling like crazy
    Me- *eating all mikes cookies* wait...WHERES THE GREEN HAIR???

  • @Domina.Essence
    @Domina.Essence 3 года назад +4

    Ok, so Mike, completely off topic from the video and all but, ever since someone told me to check your channel out my whole life has changed in the best way possible. Every time I come to your channel I feel so welcome and you make me laugh and stuff. I just wanna say thank you for being here for all of us and for being here for me too! Probably not gonna see this either way and this comment will make its way down the comment section, but I just thought I'd but this energy out there! Anyways have a great rest of your day :D!

  • @anahirodriguez5257
    @anahirodriguez5257 3 года назад +1

    "Doctors warn against chocolate chip- snorting teen fad"

  • @PixlHeaven
    @PixlHeaven 3 года назад +4

    I remember playing this with my siblings one summer we just sat at the kitchen table all on our laptops just clicking away we got so far and it was so hard to stop, eventually we found a way to cheat and got infinite cookies and we just bought everything (one thing eventually cost infinite cookies) we were so addicted but it was so much fun

  • @bloxybacon9033
    @bloxybacon9033 Год назад +2

    6:54 the boys want to sell their grandma

  • @randomperson5579
    @randomperson5579 3 года назад +3

    The speedrun (at least the most popular) is getting to 1 million cookies as fast as possible, w/o an autoclicker or the get/cookies command (whatever it is) which I'm sure you cant do on the steam version, unless you use some sort of hacking tool.

  • @megameowzzz
    @megameowzzz 3 года назад +1

    "oh...... that's pretty"
    -Bijuu Mike 2021

  • @Wiktortheidiot
    @Wiktortheidiot 3 года назад +7

    Sayori would love this game

    • @X-boi3.0
      @X-boi3.0 3 года назад

      For more reasons than we should know…

  • @jjbeatsgaming3029
    @jjbeatsgaming3029 3 года назад +2

    Pretty sure back in the day, like 8 years ago. The goal on the game was to break the cookie. Now we are just making more cookies than there are people.

  • @yaoyan8452
    @yaoyan8452 3 года назад +13

    “Cookie cLiCkEr”
    *Imagine Gacha heat plays this game..*
    *Bijuu mike in anger*
    First :D
    Liked first :D
    Btw I like your videos bijuu mike! Keep up your amazing hard work videos :D

  • @bennett6966
    @bennett6966 3 года назад +1

    ITS TIME FOOOR *MATH WITH MIKE*
    "A nice grandma making 1 cookie per second, so 2 grandmas making 2 cookies per second"
    *my mind* {insert explosion}

  • @eevee_awsom2631
    @eevee_awsom2631 3 года назад +4

    Can we just have a constant stream of his cookies going up or maybe a series

  • @MasterJohnny007
    @MasterJohnny007 3 года назад +1

    10 days and 14 hours after the game came out:
    I already played for 128 hours, clicked on 2066 golden cookies, collected 443 out of 532 steam achievements, gained 2.2 trillion prestige and more than 1 quindecillion baked cookies.

  • @delilahdahlia247
    @delilahdahlia247 3 года назад +4

    Oh wow, I remember playing this so much years ago

  • @dragongenix5157
    @dragongenix5157 3 года назад +1

    Elmo: Hey cookie monster, do you need anything from the stor-
    Cookie Monster while playing the game: ... COOKIES

  • @snowy-mitarai1570
    @snowy-mitarai1570 3 года назад +5

    I am back from the dead- So we all know what time it is:
    Day 72 of asking Mike to finish Worlds End Club on the channel!

  • @narmin9153
    @narmin9153 3 года назад +2

    I started a trend of cookie clicker in my school and the teachers started picking up on it, sooner than later cookie clicker got banned from the school… I swear on my cookies this is a real story.

  • @someguysal4489
    @someguysal4489 3 года назад +7

    when i got the notification for the video i thought the title was “coochie clicker” and i was so confused 😭

  • @jelly5022
    @jelly5022 3 года назад

    1:06 The first click with a nostalgic Minecraft twist and also the music was created by C418 and also the sync with the music is crazy

  • @corrupted_nugget9483
    @corrupted_nugget9483 3 года назад +5

    This is probably sayoris favorite game ever

    • @X-boi3.0
      @X-boi3.0 3 года назад

      Accurate
      So accurate that it worries me if you know what i mean

  • @stopsign2594
    @stopsign2594 3 года назад +1

    Bijuu mike:I will not get addicted
    Addicted: bonjour

  • @viviennemorgan7217
    @viviennemorgan7217 3 года назад +4

    mike: i love cookies, tricky: cookie, me: calm down tricky it's just a game just go back to fnf.

  • @hyperwoomy
    @hyperwoomy 6 месяцев назад

    “Grandma and the Charlie factory” is a book I don’t want to read

  • @Jack_Ack
    @Jack_Ack 3 года назад +4

    i failed my math class because of this game.

  • @Kinitoan
    @Kinitoan 3 года назад +1

    Cooki: exists
    Tiky: *CUUUUKIII*

  • @dextagamez449
    @dextagamez449 3 года назад +3

    i've ascended on the online version like 12 times
    pro tip: BUY AUTOCLICKER

  • @Husky_BrawlStars
    @Husky_BrawlStars 3 года назад +1

    PLEASE MAKE THIS INTO A SERIES

  • @joeparedes6974
    @joeparedes6974 3 года назад +3

    Bijuu really spent 5$ on this game on steam when he could just play it online for free, that's dedication right there! Cookie Clicker Lore: the government has been toppled, it's chaos people don't know what the currency is anymore until you come along with your cookies, your cookies are the new currency that's how good they are...

  • @reggietheanarchistrat8805
    @reggietheanarchistrat8805 2 года назад +1

    Me with sexdecillions of cookies after a couple of months: cute

  • @Luazyy
    @Luazyy 3 года назад +5

    I saw Ranboo story and he was playing this
    Also Ranboo is a mcyt and streamer

  • @luigiytp
    @luigiytp 2 года назад +1

    Are we not going to talk about how he got Speed Baking I in his first run?

  • @hezuris
    @hezuris 3 года назад +4

    Hi

  • @axotenko
    @axotenko 3 года назад

    everyone's grandma: makes cookies
    asian grandmas: r i c e

  • @redgem7307
    @redgem7307 3 года назад +1

    Mike: See You Tomorrow
    Me: Like 5 months or years

  • @ren-kun8645
    @ren-kun8645 3 года назад

    Me: You got more than you gain-
    Mike: And I wanted what I got.

  • @pokemonsuperdeluxeessential
    @pokemonsuperdeluxeessential 3 года назад

    Mike: “how many grandmas can you buy?”
    Me: *has 984578 grandmas..* “uhhhhhhhhh”

  • @flairsdespair1839
    @flairsdespair1839 3 года назад

    Clicker heroes and cookie clicker are both what made clicker games popular I believe

  • @Sheep.
    @Sheep. 3 года назад +1

    Cookie clicker. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

  • @gemmaaaxx
    @gemmaaaxx 3 года назад

    *Everyone before they play Cookie Clicker* : I don’t understand what the appeal is you just click a cookie
    *Them 5 minutes into Cookie Clicker* : help I can’t stop

  • @Indywood
    @Indywood 3 года назад +1

    I was at an all day production rehersal maybe 2-3 years ago when I was 12 and I wasnt a main character as it was my first show so I spend the majority of the 8 hours sitting down and playing this game getting as many auto clicks, grandmas, famrs, factories ect until it was my turn to reherse and came back with my cookie clicks so high i couldnt even read the number and my clicks per second were at around a billion.

  • @AkaObbies
    @AkaObbies 3 года назад +2

    I'm pretty sure cookie clicker is the first idle game and not the first clicker but the first clicker that actually was in depth and wasn't just clicking for a number to go up you can make grandmas help you make cookies too.

  • @Shoya2256
    @Shoya2256 3 года назад

    Mike: “GIVE ME YOUR GRANDMA!”
    Me: oh alright *picks up grandma and gives*

  • @Dustynbearz
    @Dustynbearz 3 года назад

    i too have a serious addiction to this game. ive gotten to the point to where i have two games running. one on browser one on steam. my main has 4 years game time and ive probably lost over a year of just.. not saving and messing up. good luck and grats your life will never be the same

  • @christellelouisefranco4503
    @christellelouisefranco4503 3 года назад +1

    My brother plays that game, I can’t believed you played it :D
    I maybe think we have almost the same headphones but mine is pink 💕

  • @LimationsTvT
    @LimationsTvT 3 года назад +1

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate that shelf of manga :)

  • @slakmansauce3390
    @slakmansauce3390 3 года назад

    Me: *sees title*
    Also me: "Cookie Clicker......now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.....long time."

  • @MythicalPumpkins
    @MythicalPumpkins 3 года назад

    "Cookies go well with nuggets made from slugs!"
    -Bijuu Mike

  • @Zen_404
    @Zen_404 3 года назад +1

    Lol
    Bjuu Mike be buying everyone's grandma

  • @cute_gore-c4q
    @cute_gore-c4q 3 года назад

    Nothing more adicting than a brand new and freshy baked Bijuu Mike video
    COOKIE 🥶👍

  • @TacoFromII-ye
    @TacoFromII-ye 3 года назад

    Mike: Plays Cookie Clicker and Gets addicted
    Me: That seems liek a good idea
    2022: 10 trillion cookies, Grandma Apocolypes.
    Me: MORE CLICKING.

  • @samcat2295
    @samcat2295 3 года назад +2

    ... I think he continued playing after the recording 😹 legends say he never stopped

  • @OFC_itsT-J
    @OFC_itsT-J 3 года назад

    Me:*bored in school*
    School:*gives laptop*
    Me:*sees kids playing cookie clicker and pizza clicker*me:LESSS GOOOO

  • @Clairvoyancy
    @Clairvoyancy 3 года назад +1

    I think I played this game for 90 hours so far. I have dominated MULTIPLE planets, races, and I have even started a cookie religion but my friend has more cookies than me so I am the little brother of his company but we are still massive.

  • @Marliemac
    @Marliemac 3 года назад

    I remember back in the day when it first got popular. I would compete with this one friend on who could get the most cookies, it was so fun

  • @TazzzzzzzzManian
    @TazzzzzzzzManian 3 года назад +1

    "And it was said he was never to be seen again..."

  • @godhimself1125
    @godhimself1125 Год назад +1

    4:47 “Can you get that far?”
    yes.

  • @NateIsNotOkay
    @NateIsNotOkay 3 года назад +1

    I played this and my bakery’s name was Deadly Treat Bakery. It was hilarious.

  • @m.o.t5623
    @m.o.t5623 3 года назад +1

    I know the 2 best/ fastest ways to get cookies, and it dose not involve playing fair. 1. This way you can get an acivement, you have to hack cookies in. Right click with mouse, go to inspect, go to console, enter Game.Earn (number of cookies in this space). 2. Get an autoclicker and buy upgrades constantly.

    • @m.o.t5623
      @m.o.t5623 3 года назад

      And yes, you can get a rare achievement by hacking cookies in.

  • @POLY990
    @POLY990 Год назад +1

    0:49 "i’m not sure what that means"
    You will sooner or later… >:)

  • @funkyfrogs5569
    @funkyfrogs5569 3 года назад +1

    I've been addicted to this game ever since i started my current run 20 days ago. I CANNOT ESCAPE THE COOKIES

  • @mikahmatsui4714
    @mikahmatsui4714 3 года назад

    bijuu mike: alright guys lets click for another hour. me: alright its time to just pull out me auto clicker

  • @crystalluna1554
    @crystalluna1554 3 года назад

    Mike: cookie clicker
    Me: *has a flash back* Popcat..!!!!

  • @CookiedoughProductions
    @CookiedoughProductions 3 года назад +1

    Matpat best theory the lore of cookie clicker

  • @heather1545
    @heather1545 2 года назад

    i love your innocence of never having seen a copypasta steam comment XD

  • @SlickPlaysFNaF
    @SlickPlaysFNaF 2 года назад

    In elementary school we had “cookie clicker” banned because some kids were playing it during class 😂

  • @kingocheemso
    @kingocheemso 3 года назад

    I guess you could say, _that's the way the cookie crumbles_

  • @wawaolddeltawawawa
    @wawaolddeltawawawa 2 года назад

    i literally looked to the side and saw bijuu mike with a gun with such a serious face as a video thumbnail with the title "hand over your grandma NOW"