Microsoft Sam calls Academy to buy a gun
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- Опубликовано: 5 янв 2009
- Definately more funny at the time, but still pretty funny (i think) - [he] used Microsoft Sam to talk to academy's hunting departement, & because [he] used 'sniper rifle' instead of like 'deer rifle', guess he thought [he] was gonna kill someone or somethin like that. .::How it was most likely done::. [he] used a blank txt document, & wrote in generic phrases or things [he] could use that relate to the topic (some may not be used). the more there is to choose from, the better it is all the way around. oh, [he] copy & pasted phrases into Microsoft Sam's speech program & hit 'preview'. (most windows xp & newer have it in Control Panel)
I found a jump drive in the jungle, and uploaded the video on said jump drive to youtube.
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I swear i pissed myself laughing...
"Do you have m14, loike in the video game call of duty 4?" rofl
OMG this is hilarious you have a good sense of humor ! !
I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A SNIPER RIFLE LOL!!!
Hahahahaha!!! that is the best prank EVER!!!! GOD JOB! i have Laught my ass off!!!
LoL I could hear people in the background on the phone cracking up after the guy says "A deer rifle's what you want!"
Wtf!!
That was pretty good. you should prank a car dealer next
"I would like to buy a sniper rifle."
"What are you going to use it for?"
"Nothing bad, just kill deer."
Lol
@RoShAnOWNEDyou Text-to-Speech feature in the Control Panel. All Windows OS's have them.
hahahahahaha..... funniest shit ever!:PPPPP.-............. make moreeeeeeeeeee!!
excellent!!
i think the best line is hold on a minute my dog just shat on the carpet
*ululating then bawling*
Microsoft Sam just makes me remember of ARBY N CHIEF XD
Should of said I want a .50 cal...
HAHAHA XD ROFL this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
@SwedishDoorHandle the computer, as seen in the video, was nearing the end of its days (long gone now). also note the date the video was uploaded. even back then the computer was still way out-dated & its disk space just about filled up.
Ok, that seems somewhat logical.
LOL This is hilarious!
@Prototype2470 nah; so far so good
lol! give me a 1th calibre!
see these kind of pranks calls with microsoft sam are the best, when you just have a casual conversation with the person. I dont like the ones where they call someone up with sam, and just "fuck you" right off the bat.
lol SNIPER RIFLE
@AJLogan1 indeed he does... our new computers only have Anna. I miss Sam...
@TheWindows982 i use whatever came with it stock/factory. nothing special. just the plain 'speech' function (w/microsoft sam)
Lmao!!! Just awsome!
@speedemon574 haha you're right, it's def not legal... although they sell a similar (civilian) rifle called the 'M1A'
i would of said rofl 47 machine gun
lol an m-14 i think you would have to run that though the FBI if you whanted to buy that gun (if its even leagal)
LOLOLOL Good prank. Next time ring the ATF and tellem the gunshop won't sell you a M60 hahhahah. Still thats an excellent prank.
I would like a MOTHERFUCKING DEATH MACHINE.
HAHAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME
sniper rofl
you shoulda asked for a needler lol
"There's no such thing as a sniper rifle." Oh, come on! REALLY?! It may not be an actual type of gun, but it's a type of weapon and a form of a gun! Man, that old guy needs to get his facts straight!
I don't think you know what you're talking about. Or been around firearms.
@ziggythezigzagger thanks? haha nah dude, i know im a slow typer and im not ashamed of that. i mean, ya, faster typing would def make this less painfull & slow, but there will always be a lag greater than any normal conversation when doing this sort of thing; normal convo = you hear a sentence, process it, and verbalize your response...since the majority of the population doesnt hear, process & then move their fingers (in lieu of, well, talking).
thanks for the tip, but that's exactly what i did - you can even see me doing that; read the **description** it's going to take longer than a normal convo cuz it takes 1. the time to think of a response 2. choose one 3. copy/paste 4. 'preview button' 5. occasional computer lag
nice!!!!!! lol
@schinzu123
i'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not; that's exactly what i did (watch a bit closer) and i explained in the description some obvious reasons for the awkward pauses
@SwedishDoorHandle now see, you're the only 1 who seems to have a problem with it. maybe that's something.
ok, you're absolutely right; you are in every way superior to me.
btw, next time you may wanna just wanna take a step back and ponder the notion that maybe you don't know everything. since you find it such a big deal, i will explain. the computer is an early 2000 turtle speed XP & the delay actually resides with the computer itself - Microsoft Sam's preview button & the copy/past cmnd
Okeeeeeee ! ROFL
@dpowersblink182 Aside from the typing it was a good video though :)
Byeeeeee
Some one on the terrorist watch list.
Lol
@1992Azee
Come and get me
u type slow
@dpowersblink182 but once again, i would still like to see your video
What program to let say microsoft sam things????
rofl!!!
ROFLMAO
1:49
@naierer haha weird
how the frig do you get that voice
@s0d3rb3rg
haha, well i don't wanna drop names or give #'s but i'll tell you it's the Academy off Sawdust and I-45, north of Houston, TX. Google it
@Petse123321
:-)
lol shat on the carpet and kill deer
Haha nice excuse for why you are being so slow but you need to type just a little faster I think he was getting kinda annoyed (not to be mean or anything)
@1992Azee hahahaha you make me laugh. besides, your response doesn't really make sense - so I stand by my previous statement; Come and get me
The point is, you can't - so stfu. Talkin shit on here is pointless & doesn't prove anything, except that you kind of know how to type. Oh, AND, AND, you can use the 'caps lock' button. Are you starting to see where I'm coming from? Or are you gonna try (and fail) at another one line zinger with a bit of cursing thrown in there?