The Mtn Dew Review - Maui Burst
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
- Unbeknownst to me Pepsico has destroyed my incredibly powerful set. In the absence of a set I am sending you this from an undisclosed location. Wherein Pepsico will not find me and for your safety, you will not find me either. I am lost to you for now, but I will travel once again.
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I like how he’s the only person on RUclips that the auto generated captions work with
LMAOO YOU'RE RIGHT
It's because he's a robot too.
He has the universal human accent
I am way more impressed than I should be. This is genuinely blowing my mind. I feel like brendaniel may be some kind of human/ai missing link. He needs to be studied in a lab
They also work perfectly with Penguinz0
A normal Dew reviewer would just say that it tastes like pineapple and is a 7 out of 10.
The Dew Review(tm) gives you an existential crisis in the form of five minutes of slam poetry and then tells you it just tastes like pineapple and rates it 7 out of 10.
I was like: what, S? i've never seen that in roman numbers, it means -3? because its next to IX=9 and that's the score.
Oh, it just says 6.
An expe-dew-tion if you will, rather than dew-venture.
Or how about O-dew-ssey?
its time to watch a man slowly decent into madness over a drink
Lmao Mountain Dew named a drink after Maui’s nut juice?
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say... It's Maui time.
What cab I say except delete this
Yep, don't ask how I know.
@@FrancisR420 ;)
You're telling me you WOULDN'T drink his nut? Not even if you said no homo?
Imagine if other reviewers were as entertainingly eccentric as Brendan. “My purpose is to review music, as my brain is both at a level of immense intelligence while at the same time lacking all common sense and logic, which develops my opinions to a degree where I feel the NEED to fight off the millions of record executives who try to silence my attempts to provide education to the world AND THAT IS WHY i, Anthony Fantano, will give Lil Pump’s self-titled mixtape... idk like a 7? Like a light 7. That’s a pretty fair score for this particular experience. Mostly fair. Someone might disagree. I don’t know. Thank you for watching, please check out my other reviews, they’re also things.”
ExpeDEWtion > DEWventure
I avoided eye contact throughout this entire video
I looked him straight into his soul. I felt that we were connected in this universe. Until he said "Give me your undivided attention" and my ADD kicked in
The first part honestly sounded like something a cult leader would say
Brendaniel is gonna start showing up in web series as a voice actor, then we'll see him in bigger things. We'll all remember him as our beverage-crazed nostalgia daddy though.
It is your Dew Diligence to consume these sugary hell drinks for us common folk, so we may finally comprehend the bubbly essence packed within these colorful cylinders. Our hats are off to you.
This was a level of Brendan I haven’t seen at all . I hope that you are okay, but this was a very good video in acting and even in a humanistic approach. Even the score was somewhat positive.
I mean, I'm really glad it goes on further, but I couldn't help but laugh at an alternate universe where the video had ended right after 3:28
Just deadpan - "it's a pineapple taste".
I haven't been this concerned in a while. Go for a walk Brendaniel.
Someone says this after every video he makes.... I feel like this is just normal
Brendan
Please
I beg of you
My life depends on this
KFC SWEET LIGHTNING MOUNTAIN DEW
it calls to you
It beckons you
Please
So that I may die peacefully
Find this
Drink it
Tell me the straight facts, oh dewmaster
It was a Dollar General exclusive flavor and its hard to find.
Good to see that Brandaniel is Dewing his Dew diligence and continues to pump out thise reviews.
More like dew dewligence amirite ✋
@@himanbam hey bro, is there a way I could like a comment more than once bro?
6:16 I think Od-dew-ssey is a good choice.
Every new episode you make for this series is contending for my favourite. I wish you luck in fending off future waves of pepsico thugs, Brendan
A gasp.
A gasp echoes.
His flushed rosy face finds consciousness once again, one final time. His eyes peel open, nearly cemented shut by the whipping of the wind against the tears he's left behind there. All he sees is white. A ghastly everlasting white surrounds him, blindingly bright. He pushes off from the ground with all of his might. His bones chilled to the marrow. His joints aching, unfix-able by any mere painkiller. His muscles weak, they can barely lift him out of the snow. The snow. Oh yes, he remembers now, that godawful snow that surrounds him. That vile murderous snow. He hates it.
As he squints his eyes to focus, he can see up the nearly sheer cliff face he tumbled down not but an hour beforehand. The drop must have been what, thirty, forty feet? If the snow hadn't been so deep where he had landed, he'd be done for. All because of that goddamn snow. If he hadn't been so careless, so desperate, he might still be up there. He might have even been close to the end by now. So close that he could taste it. He almost can. But there's no way he'll finish in time. No end for him now but the sweet release of death. His stare slowly sinks lower, lower still. He follows his trajectory. The fall. His end. His pained squint ends on his lower body, submerged in white.
He worries to himself, "Oh god, I'm so numb. My legs.. I can't feel them at all. In fact, I can barely feel my upper body. I'm going to freeze here aren't I?"
He sits there in near silence for a minute or two, he realizes, most likely in shock. He slowly leans forwards. His back creaks and cracks from the cold. He barely even feels it as he starts to unearth his feet from the snow, his legs, his poor legs. The only soundtrack is the bitter, high mile per hour wind, cutting at his ears. Whistling it's whining melody, sliding the slick snow around like sand in a desert. After a few passing moments of digging, he finally can see his legs. It's worse then what he thought. Much, much worse. Twisted, gnarled, bone through flesh. He can barely look, yet he can't look away. He cant believe that he's attached to them, that he can't feel their agony.
All he has is one thought. One cemented realization that sinks down do the pit of his stomach, past his fluttering heart.
"I'm going to freeze here. I'm never going to finish my journey. The climb of a lifetime. My magnum opus. I would've been the first one too. To climb the mountain. Mt. Dew."
It's not just some journey, that's what you all don't realize.
Not the "Expe-dew-tion" or the "Dew-venture" or whatever the fuck you thought it was. It's no mere journey at all... It's THE goddamn journey. And none of us will ever see it. Now that's scary. 7/10
I really like the new set actually. It's a zen like hell scape.
Bought me a Maui Burst around a month ago, it tasted like a spicy Cactus Cooler. Kinda nice.
sounds... kinda refreshing
lol you'd be a good black southern Baptist pastor. nice enthusiasm for the dew.
exo-dews?
Pil-dew-mage?
Okay look, I'm shit at this.
Djourney to a Dewlightfully Dewlicious Dewstination, fuck it.
Brendaniel is the embodiment of writing the second half of a 4 page essay 3 hours before its due fueled only by mtn dew and a sheer spite to the gods themselves
Also 6:22 dew diligence
I love these videos so much. no matter what has happened to me on any certain day it is all made a little bit better when Brendaniel uploads.
Bren is doing his dew-dilligence
I believe the word you were looking for was your oDEWssey
the god of the dew THE DEW MAN THE MAN OF THE DEW DEWING THE DEW FOR THE DEWING OF DEWED DEWINGS OF DEWS HAS FINALY SPOKEN IN TRUE DEW TO GIVE US A REVIEW OF THE DEW TH ONLY MAN THAT CAN DEW. PS love the videos love all of them keep it up
Killing landlords?
Mao's burst?
Brendaniel back at the mountain dew reviews again hell yeah
Wish Pepsi didn’t cheat us out of Pitch Black. Bring that shit back 😤
"It's like if I was in spongebob's house, and I took a big bite out of the spongebob house"
I think Brendaniel got Tim Robinson to write this review.
Watching a Brendaniel video reminds me of when I start forming conversations with myself because I've lost all understanding of how a conversation between two humans is supposed to sound at this point in my life.
My brain is about to "Maui Burst"
Here's hoping that Pepsico spies haven't already infiltrated this review's comment section.
Dads back
I go out of my way to the only Dollar General near me to get a few cans whenever I feel like having some.
The Dew Journey (tm) also known as The Mountain Climb (tm) also known as The Submission of the Highest Mountain, That Of The Dew: A Video Essay (tm)
i'M SO GLAD THAT i NOW UNDERSTAND THE DEW
You can never fully understand the dew
(6:07) Odewssey. You're welcome, Brendan.
DAMN. Was not expecting that score for something so good.
"Don't feel sorry for me....because I don't feel sorry for you."
And on that dark-ass note, we end another Dew Review! God night!
been a while since we had a video longer then 6 minutes and 30 seconds
do you remember me King Yoshi The 3rd? do you remember third grade King Yoshi The 3rd? outside on the playground? when i beat you up? because i remember. the whole third grade class remembers.
@@oscarmayerwienermobile5402 👀
woke up this morning and this actually helped with my depression
I have been blessed
This is the exact opposite of the top ten snakes you can beat up video.
Instead of making me feel like a strong boy brendaniel is telling me I am dumb.
It definitely makes this more interesting viewing if you think of brendan as someone who literally has never left his room and only has contact with the outside world via the internet.
Brendaniel has become the Dew Preacher, no longer just making a meme about a shitty gamer drink, but to instead spread the message of the Dew.
Was listening to this vid while ending my shift at work.
Ended my shift as this vid ended... I feel strange
Finally, another Dew Review. Maybe the year isn't lost...
by weight, this video is 85% Brendaniel trying to convince his audience that Mtn Dew Reviewer is an important job.
That intro...plus the fedora...matches up
Fever dream and well met to you too, brendan!
I hope you are doing alright, That Derecho that ripped through Iowa was insane.
dew of the mountain time
Also the gas station sheetz in PA have an exclusive atomic berry mtn dew
I'm gonna look for it next time I go out
Gotta DEW my civic DEWty
His videos are slowly sounding more like a Xavier Renegade Angel episode with every upload.
Seriously though, that background is so nice.
Schopenhauer reviews Mtn Dew Maui Burst, 1809.
Never before have I seen such an energetic man with such dead eyes!
6:11 Dew Diligence
59g is so much more than your average soda hella even Gatorades 28 Fl OZ only has 21g
6:15 Dewsade
Dewventure
Adewnture
Adewture
Adventdew
Dewnventure
Adewventure
Has to follow his Dewstiny
ARE YOU FEELING IT, MR. KRABS!?!
I like it when Man does the dew.
BECOME ONE WITH THE DEW
The Dew has been done. Your watch continues
You have my full un-dew-vided attention.
Ahem... A-DEW-Venture. It's RIGHT there.
I want Brendaniel to check my vibe with Blue Mtn Dew Gamer Fuel™ glazed hands.
Brendaniel's enDEWrance is reaching its limit
I look away from the screen and I still see you
I forgot about this Dew, twas an ok dew.
Er... what happened at the end? Brendaniel WITHOUT glasses? Crazy.
MAUI BIRST?! All I know about is Spark on the east coast from Speedway; that's Pink-Raspberry Lemonade. TBH, I would have preferred if that Frostbite one was Blue Raspberry Lemonade.
Holy shit it’s Brendaniel
What really adds to his distress is his cowlick.
YES. i love the mountain dew review
Brendan is an acid trip.
A DEW-trip, if you will-
Bren you're like the closest thing mountain dew has to a paladin
I don't know if its not available in your area but KFC has a special mountain dew sweet lighting. Its been there for a few years now and I'm surprised you haven't covered it. I would highly suggest it. Its probably among my favorites like baja blast.
YES A RUclipsR WHO CAN DEW THE DEWN WITHOUT ANGERING THE DEW GODS
It’s your Dew Diligence to find the best Dew on the face of the planet, even if it means leaving your life behind
BRB I need another can of Dew! I'm being manipulated and I kind of love it this reminds me of the time I drink 5 monsters as I watch a let's play of death stranding! XD
Thank you Brendaniel.
official mtn dew review channel
Wow.
In a world full of false and paid advertising brendaniel is the only RUclipsr who does it for pure love of the brand XD
Holy shit, I NEVER imagined that's how you'd look! XD
Whenever I see a new MTN dew ™ review ™ I can't *mountain* my excitement.
6:06
*Dewsade
I feel like you've managed to capture the collective dread that we all feel in the hellscape that is 2020
I believe he would like the non-regional version of Mountain Dew Supernova.
Favorite Mountain Dew right here
Brendaniel there's a Watermelon flavour now, where are you
He's doing his DEW diligence
You’re on a journey to find your dew destiny
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