@@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 the One dude, whose thesis´s (Sorry, don´t the plural of "thesis") were so controversial, it spawned it´s own field of research (psychology).
We all come to this channel to have a laugh whether it is when seeing an old comic, or learning something new from an new comic, or just when seeing Drew being Drew.
Still depends on where you from in Germany, I guess. As a northern German, it's kinda difficult, but not impossible to understand our danish neighbours.
It doesn't matter how much land the British Empire had since they had still technically less percentage of modern-style civilization occupation than the Greeks (also if you had a time machine).
Tbf Italy was kind of useless as well in WW1 and lost to Ethiopia on the Italo-Ethiopian War. Italy shouldn’t be put on the same pedestal as US, UK, Germany, Japan, and USSR.
Fun fact: The size of a Russian general's hat increases proportionally to the amount of L's their army takes and the amount of generals that get oofed by Ukrainians. *That's* the real reason why their hats have been getting larger.
Because there exists somewhere in the Siberian wasteland in a Russian facility a giant hat entity which controls the size of Russian generals and keeps it to a constant stable existence so as each general dies the amount of hat on other generals is increased thus keeping the existence of hat entity stable if the size of the hats worn by all Russian generals were to decrease then the hat entity's existence is jeopardized and it collapses into a singularity forming a black hole ans subsequently destroying this planet
@@officialzelensky ...Wat? They've sent Spetsnaz (their equivalent to the Navy Seals), who got stuck in an elevator; they've sent their 4th Guard's Motorized Rifles (their like, top of the line rifle... company? IDK Russian chain of command is weird), who got obliterated by a massive string of ambushes; They sent the VDV, who went on several misadventures, like into the depths of the Black Sea, or an airport in broad daylight thirtysomething times in a row with no support
Bulgaria was probably the most reliable ally Germany had during ww1. it literally possesed 1 million ready soldiers, combine with the german recourses and they definetly carried and made the bridge from germany to the ottomans.
4:55 Bulgaria would actually help Germany carry everyone in WW1, but in ww2 they would just sleep on their back.... Love Bulgaria from Serbia 🇷🇸❤️🇧🇬 Edit: Spelling
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 it looks to me like you're French, so imma say you're right, however France was in the Entente, while Bulgaria was in the Central Powers, so after Germany, Bulgaria is the most useful central power. Love France from Serbia 🇷🇸❤️🇨🇵
7:00 The portuguese dictator Salazar blocked all imports of Coca Cola into Portugal because he desliked american culture. But Pepsi was allowed. This was the ultimate Pepsi guy.
It's an ice cream barge, Drew, not an ice cream barrage. Though with the amount they had, if the US wanted to literally bombard Japan with ice cream, they could've.
Canada's indigenous residential schools where run by religions congregations (catholic and others), but the federal Government issued guidelines to be followed. Many residential schools in Québec treated kids better : they where encouraged to speak their language and teachers learned it.
Its actually true. Our country France 🟦⬜🟥has the most successful military victories in History which means we fought most wars than any countries. Used to be World Power along with UK , our Historic Rival since the Hundred Years War. Keep laughing, don't expect our French army 🇫🇷 helping Ukraine from Russia 🇷🇺. So as our closest and most trustworthy ally which is Deutschland 🇩🇪
@@GabrieleZecchini02 wait, did i spell it wrong? i'm sorry. french is not my native language. i'm currently on B2 level and is pushing to C1 so any feedback is valuable for me
@@erinsgeography3619 no no, it's a joke about the word pene, which means penis in italian, that sound similar to the last part. I don't know French either...
Germany can be described as that annoying kid that's always up to no good. Italy is that kid that just sits somewhere and when is proposed to do some mischief just says "mmh 'kay" for the kicks of it
Correct. Our country France and Germany are the Pillars of Europe. 🇩🇪 Politically, Economically, 🇫🇷Diplomatically and Militarilly Actually closet and most trustworthy ally/partner. Number 1 Trader
I love how Austria is the therapist. After all, it was Austria that gave us Freud.
... and a certain failed artist that caused countless ptsd. so... it all balances out.
Ah yes, Austria homeland of Daddy Siggy Freud and Adolf the Austrian Painter.
Don't forget Mozart the musician
@@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 the One dude, whose thesis´s (Sorry, don´t the plural of "thesis") were so controversial, it spawned it´s own field of research (psychology).
@@volodymyrzakharko8400 Do not forget Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger the actor/governor/bodybuilder.
Drew and country balls is a heavenly combo! Especially since he now actually tries to understand the punchlines that go beyond the basic ones!
nice pfp
Based pfp
@GG BG which would mean that the axis are also inverted, checkmate
Cool profile pic
based pfp
We all come to this channel to have a laugh whether it is when seeing an old comic, or learning something new from an new comic, or just when seeing Drew being Drew.
As a Belgian, I think that it was actually better to not have a government
I think that hat what Belgium is wearing is pretty little hat (Netherlands)
yeah it worked way better
As a Belgian, I'm happy I see another wild belgian pokemon
Pride for Anarchy
Somalia's state of anarchy truly helped it to grow with no Islamist extremists, clan militias nor rampant piracy to mess it up
2:48 Drew's attempt at speaking Danish is more understandable than a Dane speaking Danish
For helvede da sandwich 🥺
@@alexanderpedersen1432 danish ba yan o hindi
@@Flameyboiiiiiiiii Its danish
2:49 as a German this is exactly what I hear when danish people talk
Still depends on where you from in Germany, I guess. As a northern German, it's kinda difficult, but not impossible to understand our danish neighbours.
Same for us Danes to you germans
"ABALOWJAOLAJOALOWLABLAOWBBA"
-Drew Durnil
Sorry I meant I would Just tire kill myself
It doesn't matter how much land Denmark has overseas they are still technically smaller than British empire if you have time machine 9:12
Well time machines wont be relevant compared to the present of the comic so does it even matter?
Doesn't matter
But still
@@milkcultleader2706 oh wait I didn't see that
It doesn't matter how much land the British Empire had since they had still technically less percentage of modern-style civilization occupation than the Greeks (also if you had a time machine).
6:00 task failed successfully.
If you were wondering what the danish ball says at 2:41 it says: "I may not have the Kalamar Union, but at least I have legos".
*Kalmar
Everyone: makes fun of Italy in WW2
Italy: Avoided Devision, Being Nuked, War Crimes Trials, and being hated by all their Neighbours
That’s what happens when you switch sides
@@pakistanidude3503 it was not
Morons. Italy was never nuked. They had an impenetrable border. Some kind of huge fort and basement
Tbf Italy was kind of useless as well in WW1 and lost to Ethiopia on the Italo-Ethiopian War. Italy shouldn’t be put on the same pedestal as US, UK, Germany, Japan, and USSR.
@@pakistanidude3503 yes which he and the guy who made comment said it was not
Fun fact: The size of a Russian general's hat increases proportionally to the amount of L's their army takes and the amount of generals that get oofed by Ukrainians. *That's* the real reason why their hats have been getting larger.
Because there exists somewhere in the Siberian wasteland in a Russian facility a giant hat entity which controls the size of Russian generals and keeps it to a constant stable existence so as each general dies the amount of hat on other generals is increased thus keeping the existence of hat entity stable if the size of the hats worn by all Russian generals were to decrease then the hat entity's existence is jeopardized and it collapses into a singularity forming a black hole ans subsequently destroying this planet
Really huh? Pretty sure they are sending groups, seperate to their army.
@@officialzelensky ...Wat?
They've sent Spetsnaz (their equivalent to the Navy Seals), who got stuck in an elevator; they've sent their 4th Guard's Motorized Rifles (their like, top of the line rifle... company? IDK Russian chain of command is weird), who got obliterated by a massive string of ambushes; They sent the VDV, who went on several misadventures, like into the depths of the Black Sea, or an airport in broad daylight thirtysomething times in a row with no support
Not funyy as Ukrainian soldiers by mistake destroy their own jet
Cope hat
Drew's Danish language skills are just INSANE!
What would you prefer:
An Ice-cream Barge
or
An Ice-cream Barrage.
As a dane I can confirm he did the goddag pretty good and that's about it
@@erichtomanek4739 barrage
@@erichtomanek4739 cuz infinite icecream
@@floppi7098 Hit me with your Ice-cream stick, hit me, hit me!.......
6:56 I love the detail that the Phillipines got so mad that they put on their war flag
I didnt even notice but yea thats a neat detail
Me : AYO OMORI FONT
**heavy breathing**
3... 4... 9...
5:11 well bulgaria was in both world wars and now they are in the eu so we can say that germany always carries bulgaria from 1910 to persent days
Bulgaria was probably the most reliable ally Germany had during ww1. it literally possesed 1 million ready soldiers, combine with the german recourses and they definetly carried and made the bridge from germany to the ottomans.
Bulgaria
Bulgaria
Well the British learned that in WW2 the hard way...
Drew referring to Danish as "Lego Language" sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣! Does that mean Swedish is Mincraft language?
Huh!
Huhhh.
More specifically, Swedish would be enchantment table language 😆
Ikean
If someone wants me to translate What denmark Said Im here as a proud 6 hour lasting dane😅
3:50 I’ve missed countryballs, thank you Drew.
poor andorra
3:55 Did you just say French Empire? Welp, prepare to be beheaded.
4:55 Bulgaria would actually help Germany carry everyone in WW1, but in ww2 they would just sleep on their back....
Love Bulgaria from Serbia 🇷🇸❤️🇧🇬
Edit: Spelling
Oh Really ? I do think my country play a major role in WW1 🇨🇵
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 it looks to me like you're French, so imma say you're right, however France was in the Entente, while Bulgaria was in the Central Powers, so after Germany, Bulgaria is the most useful central power.
Love France from Serbia 🇷🇸❤️🇨🇵
@@leserb9228 my country got slapped in WW2 by 2 Powers.
@@Travinater So you're Polish? I am sorry for your Polishness...
(as a necessity because some people are idiots, this is a joke)
My Country got rich of both factions! Mostly the Germans ... untill the entente forced us to stop that is
3:50 Legendary voice ating.
2:33 i've seen that comic before but it was animated
3:11 that means we're Canada's pants or shoes.
Alaska:
0:06 why do france always does not get credited by its 1k+ total victories
East Germany and West Germany seem like they are trying to get along.
Til the Fallen Wall of Berlin 1989.
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 where they finally got together
@@joaquingonzalez834 After the Fallen Wall of Berlin
Damn, can't believe they nerfed france this badly, hope it gets more buffs in the new patch
I mean, he got OP once the devs buffed him, he kinda deserves it
_Viva la france_
I think the devs are trying to give other countries the stoplight because france had it for so long.
It deserves more nerfs.
@@MercurySteel thanks
I can't get over how Drew keeps pronouncing "Barge" as "Barrage"
Austria ball should've called Russia too to get the old gang back together to give Poland back its PTSD.
7:00 The portuguese dictator Salazar blocked all imports of Coca Cola into Portugal because he desliked american culture. But Pepsi was allowed. This was the ultimate Pepsi guy.
5:02 but France helps this time
9:00 The territory of Denmark in the EU is pretty small because Greenland is not part of it.
Greenland is disputet what part it is
2:42 “I may not have the Kalmar Union, but at least i have lego!”
2:44 Denmark said: I might not have the kalmarunion, but atleast I have legos! And 2:49 Denmark said: Maybe i should just frickin oof myself.
Drew has surprisingly good Danish pronunciation
0:22 denmark's army wasnt even on the border when the germans attacked, also the german military was way better
Love it when Drew posts a video after coming back home from school
7:36 "Obviously they're pretty big fan of Coke now"
Is that a reference to the drug war in the Philippines back in 2016? Or I'm just overthinking?
2:55 A lot of South Asian countries are wearing China all together
The whole hat-thingy is going in the right direction
3:00 then how's mongolia carrying their hat...
Azerbaijan:
@@Okaz_Monaco:
@@Mr.Polymonstrum901 South Africa Is Wèaring Multiple Hats
2:48 my man started yodeling like a professional
7:57This doesn't make sense unless Austria revise the Nazi Germany
Poland own Germany money
2:09 made laugh so hard because It was how it sounded like it was far away lol. Its funny to me at least
I've been waiting all day to see a Drew Durnil vid while I eat, thanks bro
5:18 imagine if Germany left The EU
Gexit?
The eu would be screwed
.
love how he said Icecream Barrage when its Barge like "Large" but with a B
2:23 wait for India with the turban.
It's an ice cream barge, Drew, not an ice cream barrage. Though with the amount they had, if the US wanted to literally bombard Japan with ice cream, they could've.
If we barraged our enemies with ice cream, the field artillery would be insanely popular.
Honestly, it probably would have worked... until the lactose intolerance kicked in.
@@stephengasaway3624 so does this count as chemical weapon or does the geneva --suggestions-- convention allow it
I mean they had so much that they started rewarding entire ships with a supply of ice cream for their crew if they helped find crashed Carrier Pilots.
alt history is sometimes the best history
Him at 6:45 peps-
Me: *spits out my drink*
The drink I was having: coke lol
3:11 Canada’s actually only the fourth largest country by land area after the US. It’s only second largest by total area when you count all its lakes
Hush! Let us have our pride.
Drews voice at 3:51 is goofy when he said HNNNNNNHHHNNNHNHHNNNJHYHJJHHHY
Don't you just love when a new notification comes up saying "Drew Durnil has posted a new video" it just makes me so happy.
I came here before the notification
@@LeFranceBallLikesMusic Guten tag
Selamat malam
Yes
I don't turn on bell notification for any channel ever tbh
canada is actually smaller than the us by land area, but larger if you include the maritime area
Canada is the world's second largest country, first being Russia. USA is not bigger than Canada in any way, except in being a bigger hypocrit.
@@LightgreenLP by landmass the us is larger, but the country of canada is bigger because it had more maritime area
Opened RUclips at the right time
I time it at 18:00 no luxe
2:41 means I Don't have Kalmar union but i do at least have Lego though!
5:48 Anime-style blushing
4:04 at least someone finally mentions the soviets and not just the nukes
9:49 "My name is Joe Biden", "I Love being Joe Biden".
What a sincrony
9:43
Canada's indigenous residential schools where run by religions congregations (catholic and others), but the federal Government issued guidelines to be followed. Many residential schools in Québec treated kids better : they where encouraged to speak their language and teachers learned it.
You know what would be cool. Every country telling stories about their least known battles
I always like it when I get a notification saying "Drew Durnil posted a new video"
For the hat thing, Alaska is literally a chef hat on top of Canada
It's more of a tumor than a hat
Fun Fact: As a Filipino I didnt know about the 349 meme until today
Number fever
France: "Make fun of me all you want, but who has the most military victories in history?
Its actually true. Our country France 🟦⬜🟥has the most successful military victories in History which means we fought most wars than any countries.
Used to be World Power along with
UK , our Historic Rival since the Hundred Years War.
Keep laughing, don't expect our French army 🇫🇷 helping Ukraine from Russia 🇷🇺. So as our closest and most trustworthy ally which is Deutschland 🇩🇪
The key to winning battles is to have only the following colors on your flag: red, white, and blue.
@@burnypython8230 Like these guys 🇺🇸🇬🇧
2:45 the smol dane was saying "I might not have the Kalmar Union but at least I have LEGO"
6:26 Texas peed himself😂
2:14Canada should be like 50 times the size of the US
Like that 3:18
The first skit is fantastic. I especially love how the U.S.A. ball calls Denmark Sweden.
You would love that wouldn't you
Is no one else noticed the Phillipines flags in the Pepsi one switched to their war flag
6:52
2:49 and 3:50 are the best moments
3:25 U should see Singapore's hat!
0:35 How did drew get that “Jahre” is “Years”
Google translate probably lol
2:49 I never knew danish was so easy to learn
Yes, germany truly is carrying the entire team, definitely, absolutely, also carrying the entire teams involvement in the ukraine war
So Filipinos can forget a dictator's terrible reign but not a lucky draw?
Actually, Japan was arguably more committed to WWII than Germany
If you mean "committed" in the sense of insane and suicidal, then yes.
@@audiolatroushearetic1822 warcriem
@@audiolatroushearetic1822 they were near constantly at war for around 50 years, cut them some slack
8:47 yes. the french term for "European Union" is « Union Européenne »
ah ah you said "pene"
@@GabrieleZecchini02 wait, did i spell it wrong? i'm sorry. french is not my native language. i'm currently on B2 level and is pushing to C1 so any feedback is valuable for me
@@erinsgeography3619 no no, it's a joke about the word pene, which means penis in italian, that sound similar to the last part.
I don't know French either...
yes, and when you’re saying something proper like an organization, you include “the” in front, so it’d be l'Union Européenne.
As a Belgian myself I love my country, but even I have no idea how we keep it together sometimes..xD
its just the goverment
@@wafelswafels8613 dude the government is literally the brain of a country
@@BURZUMY3ah Euhm no, countries can without a government
@@wafelswafels8613 i know but. Isnt it risky?
@@BURZUMY3ah In belgium it works, also a country can get rouled by a dictator, govenments are not always used.
Andorra has a helping hand from Spain.
Poland's hat could technically be Russia because Kaliningrad
Technically, by land area, the US is bigger than Canada 3:05
But at the same time, China is bigger than US
5:28 Austria is looming.
Thats Latvia
Oh sorry.
@@Shogunofthewaffles thats ok
0:59 BRO THATS MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAY
Edit: My friends is Oct 7
at 3:45 i literally died
Gotta love Andorra legit holding France for almost a millenium and no one realizes
Does anyone else die a bit on the inside when Drew says ‘barrage’ instead of ‘barge’
Zanzibar didn’t last 48 minutes, they didn’t even last 40 minutes, they lasted *38 minutes.*
If only Drew knew the difference between a barge and a barrage.
3:51 Me when I Die At Minecraft Bedwars
poland has the smol russia as an hat
0:01 when you only see the French in the WW2, abandoning the French Empire in 1800 that almost rule the Europe by Napoleon Bonabaggute
Germany can be described as that annoying kid that's always up to no good. Italy is that kid that just sits somewhere and when is proposed to do some mischief just says "mmh 'kay" for the kicks of it
Japan is the kid who gets bullied and then tries to kill the bully, gets beaten up while trying, gets up, tries again
@Tyso I'm italian
2:43
"My head thinks it can speak"
is such a mood.
France and Germany carry the EU. Germany is its economic and political backbone, and France is its military and influential backbone.
The military backbone of EU is USA
Invasion on Ukraine revealed that Germany and France are absolutely useless.
Correct. Our country France and Germany are the Pillars of Europe.
🇩🇪 Politically, Economically, 🇫🇷Diplomatically and Militarilly
Actually closet and most trustworthy ally/partner. Number 1 Trader
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 pillars of the EU.
Well thats true, Germany and France carry the EU together. I`m happy to have French people as our closest Ally.
France lasted several times longer than Denmark I think about 1000 times maybe
that's not an achievement
They lasted 168 times longer.
We French lasted longer 🟦⬜🟥🇫🇷
Technically speaking France did still fight just not the same "France" I guess.
@@razier5299 You got it right. Not the same.
We pronunce "France" lower and deeper
8:41 Its not "Why they exist" its "How they exist"
Can we get an f in the chat for Andorra? Rest in peace, buddy.
Imagine going to sleep in Denmark, waking up and then all of Denmark is just gone and taken by the Germans
You go to sleep In Denmark Wake up In Germany 🤣
3:18 drew made a video a year ago that has literally the same countryball comics, it's called "Another thing Germany will have to apologize for..."
0:51 uhhhhmmmhhhghhm
@chding zuure what
@chding zuure lol
@chding zuure Godzilla had a stroke reading this an f***ing died.
@chding zuure what in the name of maple syrup are you saying
6:21 anyone noticed the pentigon ?
That’s a star