France will never let Austria have this... (Countryballs)

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  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 2 года назад +102

    10:46 PolandBall: Yes
    Drew: No

    • @kacperwoch4368
      @kacperwoch4368 2 года назад +14

      technically ''no'' means yeas in polish

    • @jordandino417
      @jordandino417 2 года назад +6

      @@kacperwoch4368 T e a c h M e

    • @afilenamedlance630
      @afilenamedlance630 2 года назад +7

      Tak means no in Malay and Indonesian (is Indonesian Malay their own language or just a variant) , or he is just repeating the no

    • @IndonesiaMajapahitNDPCA
      @IndonesiaMajapahitNDPCA 2 года назад +2

      @@afilenamedlance630 it also means no in Indonesian

  • @__zofix__4390
    @__zofix__4390 2 года назад +1078

    I couldn’t stop laughing when Drew pronounced Nie wrong XD

    • @Cuwinlol
      @Cuwinlol 2 года назад +67

      It's really easy to say when you speak the language or a language similar to it I speak one similar to it

    • @a.lionne5257
      @a.lionne5257 2 года назад +117

      He mispronounces German “ja” too…

    • @randomreactions973
      @randomreactions973 2 года назад +42

      Its nieh

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 2 года назад +40

      @@a.lionne5257 and “danke” 😭

    • @ruanaur
      @ruanaur 2 года назад +8

      Is this Dutch or Afrikaans

  • @Morty143
    @Morty143 2 года назад +93

    6:28 did you just called my country Iraq, Egypt ?
    I mean I love Egyptians but dammit drew that's a stab in the back

    • @vericulum6810
      @vericulum6810 2 года назад +7

      You kinnda has the same coulore schem on your flags.

    • @siou5986
      @siou5986 2 года назад +5

      @@vericulum6810 we Have green on our flag Egypt has yellow

    • @SaeedMSR
      @SaeedMSR 2 года назад +4

      @@siou5986 he messed up both the flag and the history!

    • @stupiditycentre5634
      @stupiditycentre5634 2 года назад +4

      egyptian and i dont like being like "misflaged" lol

    • @mouhamedaminelaksiri7318
      @mouhamedaminelaksiri7318 2 года назад +8

      Don't worry he is just being American

  • @yaxb1729
    @yaxb1729 2 года назад +71

    1:25 the fun fact here is that luxemburg owns the 4th most of americas debt

    • @fwogboi
      @fwogboi 2 года назад +8

      And randomly there is Cayman islands

    • @Altrantis
      @Altrantis 2 года назад +1

      it's weird... if you know nothing about Luxembourg. They're the richest per-capita country in the world because banks.

    • @yaxb1729
      @yaxb1729 2 года назад +3

      @@Altrantis I mean I know that but still Holding the debt of a country that is so much langer is still impressive

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 года назад +4

      @@fwogboi that isn’t random.
      The USA & UK are immensely “corrupt” in this sense. Note that during decolonization, Britain refused to let go of overseas territories. Along with decolonization, they did not leave “financially” if that makes sense.
      It’s hard to explain, but people think that Switzerland is a tax haven for example… the United Kingdom (and London alone) is over 3/4 of the worlds hedge funds, over half of offshore assets, and has over 40% reach in the worlds global market. That’s more than the USA & Switzerland combined: in just the City of London. Like some sort of financial empire.
      The Cayman Islands is the most notorious, as you can tell by its prison population per capita. Btw, this ties into the USA because they also take advantage of any of their own overseas territories, however they like the ties that Britain has to its empire, such as Singapore or Hong Kong. They were the only two countries to veto and prevent a democratic global decision making organisation that would decide how tax gets collected across borders. It also explains why Britain is #1 in financial service trade surplus and financial technology; complete corruption.
      The craziest part of all of this? Note that it’s the City of London, not London itself. This is only populated by about 9000 rich individuals. And they are the source for more than half the worlds global market. That’s a sad reality… sorry for the wall of text

  • @admiralspacecat6334
    @admiralspacecat6334 2 года назад +251

    austria in the war: *does war things*
    france in the war: no onions for austria
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @artilire
    @artilire 2 года назад +23

    Backstory behind that song, it was made in 1800 when some of napoleons soldiers found plenty of onions as their rations instead of their supply trains (they lived off the land until the invasion of Russia) and the part where they diss Austria is a nod to how most of the napoloenic wars saw Austria on the coalition side

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 2 года назад +25

    3:23 This comic is the reverse of the 5 stages of grief

  • @fthisshibru
    @fthisshibru 2 года назад +228

    the fact that you pronounce "kurwa" like an american it makes my brain melt, and i'm not even polish

    • @skunksecond
      @skunksecond 2 года назад +4

      he cant even pronounce "dissident"

    • @maria-melek
      @maria-melek 2 года назад +2

      Bruh what do you expect from Americans. Sorry our school system only taught us how to sit for 8-9 hrs to get ready to work for the rest of our lives and not everything else as they do in Europe.

    • @adrianpena800
      @adrianpena800 2 года назад +11

      @@maria-melek you don’t sound American…

    • @starleaf-luna
      @starleaf-luna 2 года назад +1

      @@maria-melek your name sounds like it's polish soo

    • @resting_btch_face
      @resting_btch_face 2 года назад +2

      @@starleaf-luna its not a long name....so she is american

  • @ICantThinkOfANameeeee
    @ICantThinkOfANameeeee 2 года назад +286

    7:35 If you're wondering how hungarian ended up there, it is not that complicated. Hungarian is uralic, because it was created in the Ural mountains, but hungarians decided 'f everyone we're going south'. Then somewhere (around the Russian-Ukranian border) hungarians split into 2. One of them went into the Carpatihian Basin, creating the Kingdom of Hungary some time later, but the other part went down to the Caucasus, then into Turkey (giving the hungarian language a little bit of turkic sound) then to the Balkans, and they also ended up in the Carpathian Basin.
    Fun Fact: Hungary was originally in Ukraine, but they were afraid of the eastern empires and almost no one was in the Carpathian Basin so they decided to move their entire country there and rename it from 'Etelköz' to 'Magyar Fejedelemség', which became 'Magyar Királyság' in 1000. Now people call this place 'Magyarország' in hungarian, 'Macaristan' in turkish (I think) and many other countries call Hungary by it's hungarian name. (lmao english like f magyar hehehehehe I'm calling you Hungary lol)

    • @pakistanball1432
      @pakistanball1432 2 года назад +6

      Bruh you know nobody is gonna read that

    • @ICantThinkOfANameeeee
      @ICantThinkOfANameeeee 2 года назад +31

      @@pakistanball1432 that doesn't even seem that long on a computer. Btw some people that have patience will probably read that.

    • @fitmotheyap
      @fitmotheyap 2 года назад +34

      @@pakistanball1432 i did

    • @darreljones8645
      @darreljones8645 2 года назад +19

      @@pakistanball1432 I did too.

    • @edvrongjm
      @edvrongjm 2 года назад +7

      Hungary in Turkish is Macaristan

  • @antunmaruvic8630
    @antunmaruvic8630 2 года назад +31

    4:31 my favorite part

    • @Noval_falah
      @Noval_falah 2 года назад +4

      Same😅

    • @lilacheartsofficial
      @lilacheartsofficial 2 года назад +3

      “Hehehehhehehhehhehehehheheeheeheheheheheh
      Jamaica man funny”
      -Japan

  • @djfhsusbruh6698
    @djfhsusbruh6698 2 года назад +38

    1:21.
    An important note though, trying not to sound condescending but When countries "lend" USA money, they are not considering it as an loan, they consider it as an investment.
    Central Banks of countries buy into US Government issued bonds as an investment because it is among the safest investments on the planet!
    Also, by this way every country that you owe money to becomes vested in your success and well-being.
    So yeah, just tried to relieve some Americans freaking out about their country's debt (its half of Japan btw), no dudes, China ain't taking over Washington if you fail to repay, which you can't because you have to world's most capable money printing machine.... : ) : )

    • @djfhsusbruh6698
      @djfhsusbruh6698 2 года назад +2

      @Neil Bowman
      nvm, but it was funny..... : )

  • @dawnsoisson3140
    @dawnsoisson3140 2 года назад +19

    2:00 I lost it at ‘why moon is meatball’

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Год назад +3

      For some reason, I expected the meatball to crash into the earth and rip off every wifi router. A giant monster truck comes in and fights the meatball.

  • @mariasirona1622
    @mariasirona1622 2 года назад +21

    9:06 That's only in the very winteriest winter which just ended a few days ago. In fact because of the way the Earth rotates the northern part of Finland does not have no sun in the summerest summer

  • @crowwithapen9514
    @crowwithapen9514 2 года назад +10

    5:09 i love how luxembourg is sitting on belgium

  • @F0UR3V3R
    @F0UR3V3R 2 года назад +27

    6:57 the issue with potassium is that its also very reactive. Adding too much is dangerous because of how reactive potassium is, even in water. Caesium, n the other hand, would be worse.

  • @I_am_bacon._.
    @I_am_bacon._. 2 года назад +432

    Fun fact: america's debt isn't that bad. Japan's debt is less than america's, but it has more debt compared to it's GDP.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 2 года назад +57

      Japan's debt isn't worrisome at all though when you consider the fact that other countries owe three times more money to Japan than the amount of their debt. Hell, what the US owes to Japan by itself would take care of half of Japan's debt. So I wouldn't be too worried there.

    • @I_am_bacon._.
      @I_am_bacon._. 2 года назад +32

      @@giantWario fair point

    • @xavierwarchol2570
      @xavierwarchol2570 2 года назад +18

      Yeah a lot of debt issues all the countries have gets blown out of proportion, especially when you see that countries like the US, Japan and China, while they have large debts, are also owed more money by other countries then their actual debt

    • @syzygy1121
      @syzygy1121 2 года назад +6

      @@giantWario I have a question. Does the US government owe money to the Japanese government or is to private citizens of Japan.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 2 года назад +17

      @@syzygy1121 Mostly to banks. Some of which are private and some of which are public but it frankly doesn't make any difference in practice. Even private banks would much rather cash in the money they are owed from a foreign power to loan it to their government rather than letting their country go bankrupt like Greece did since that would screw them over as well. So either way, it's still money Japan has access to at any time if they're in trouble.

  • @TakeTheL_edits
    @TakeTheL_edits 2 года назад +17

    French: No onions for the Austrians
    Famous Austrian painter: and I took that personally

  • @5tarSailor
    @5tarSailor 2 года назад +20

    7:35 "And the randomly Hungary" sums up European history quite well

  • @albertzubiak3804
    @albertzubiak3804 Год назад +14

    I love polish being the 2nd hardest language because I get to see ppl like drew do this

  • @josefstrauss9017
    @josefstrauss9017 2 года назад +430

    1:44 to be honest, that shows a lot how impactful the Roman Empire was to the World
    Very Interesting Video as usual, learned a lot of new stuff today, keep it up 👏🏼

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +23

      They gave us birth 🇵🇹🇪🇦🇨🇵🇮🇹🇷🇴🇲🇩

    • @josefstrauss9017
      @josefstrauss9017 2 года назад +11

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003 good Food, friendly people, warm temperatures and wine that’s a good legacy 2000 years later ✌🏼

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +10

      @@josefstrauss9017 Not only that but also playing Football ⚽ is such a big deal for us Latin European Countries.
      By the way, from 🟦⬜🟥

    • @josefstrauss9017
      @josefstrauss9017 2 года назад +7

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003 indeed 😃 here in Switzerland we have a lot of fans of French footballclubs (like psg, Monaco, etc) best Greetings, was a lot of times in southern France (Narbonne plage, Avignon, st rémy) always enjoyed it 🙌🏼

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +8

      @@josefstrauss9017 hehe 🇫🇷🤝🇨🇭

  • @pakistanball1432
    @pakistanball1432 2 года назад +115

    UN is like the one person who blames the stolen for not taking care of their stuff.

    • @nameh8655
      @nameh8655 2 года назад +10

      In America, if a victim shoots robber, the victim gets blamed for being evil.

    • @jordandino417
      @jordandino417 2 года назад +1

      @@nameh8655 I’m American and I found that disturbing and wrong at the same time. :/

    • @nameh8655
      @nameh8655 2 года назад +1

      @@jordandino417, please elaborate.

    • @AbyssWatcher745
      @AbyssWatcher745 2 года назад +2

      @@nameh8655 I mean I'm pretty sure that depends on the state

    • @pakistanball1432
      @pakistanball1432 2 года назад +1

      @@nameh8655 no like, if un sees people telling them to give them the “real” freedom or better leaders un would just say “its your fault for not having good leaders”

  • @theigijak
    @theigijak 2 года назад +174

    As polish person, I find it very funny when people mispronounce the word "kurwa", so allow me to teach you proper pronunciation, Koorr-vaa
    Edit: the pronunciation of "nie" is also something like "nee-E" (ñe) or for people that know polish alphabet, "ńe".
    (My eyes burned while looking at the "ńe")

    • @cyganskadywizjapiechoty
      @cyganskadywizjapiechoty 2 года назад +9

      "naj"

    • @maciejn5920
      @maciejn5920 2 года назад +14

      For Drew it would be easier if you said it like "ñe", because he knows a bit of Spanish

    • @theigijak
      @theigijak 2 года назад +2

      @@maciejn5920 Right, I forgot about this letter

    • @Cau_No
      @Cau_No 2 года назад +8

      Typical english speaker mistakes. The English pronunciation often is the outlier and not the standard along the European langages.
      Especially with the vowels, almost every country uses single phonemes in their alphabet, only English has two on each one.
      And the 'e' in 'ie' is always pronounced as a length marker, like the 'h' in 'ih' or 'ii'.
      Somehow 'ei' and 'ie' got reversed in English...

    • @musu4499
      @musu4499 2 года назад

      Hello

  • @randomstuff8149
    @randomstuff8149 2 года назад +56

    Fun fact: Hungary,Finland,and Estonia are the only nations in Europe that don’t speak an Indo-European language. And since Indo-Iranian (which includes the languages of Iran,Pakistan,Afghanistan,and India) is a branch of Indo-European,that means that the Swedish language is closer to the Hindi (Indian) language than it is to the Finnish language.

    • @tayloryoung9803
      @tayloryoung9803 2 года назад +5

      basque in france and spain also don't and there are probably as many as estonians either

    • @13thk
      @13thk 2 года назад

      Turkey speaks a Turkic language

    • @terraii
      @terraii Год назад +1

      Which would be true if you're only considering language families, but Sweden has occupied Finland for so long that the two languages have gotten a lot more similar over the years, most famously of course for hello in Swedish being "Hej" and in Finnish being "Hei," unlike the Estonian "Tere"

  • @tiffanylievens
    @tiffanylievens 2 года назад +25

    Drew nailed more lines with help from Frank than in any other video. *WOW*

  • @Baboonmomma
    @Baboonmomma 2 года назад +27

    1:25 wait they owe $252,700,000,000 to the cayman islands
    The population there is 65,750 which means they could all get almost $4Million

    • @fireeeeyisgone
      @fireeeeyisgone 2 года назад

      h m m

    • @subhamanand5416
      @subhamanand5416 2 года назад +5

      Cayman Islands is an offshore Banking Center. They have more giant global banks than they have schools and hospitals. Corporations and Individuals from other countries keep their money and assets (Bonds, Stocks, etc) in those banks… and out of the sight and reach of their home governments.

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 года назад +2

      @@subhamanand5416 yep. Their prison population per capita highlights this. Like a mini British Empire in which the sun never sets, with just as much corruption and power but less criticism and judgement.

  • @luk4s56
    @luk4s56 2 года назад +5

    8:44
    Chinese: "why is the rum gone?"
    lithuania and taiwan "eyy lmao partyy"

  • @Exosphered
    @Exosphered 2 года назад +16

    4:25 that is a certified Bing chilling reference

    • @aribantala
      @aribantala Год назад +4

      Zaosheng hao Zhongguo qinghai wouyou BING CHILLING 🥶🤨

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 2 года назад +10

    0:08 Text: Dissident
    Drew: Descent

  • @snusey3642
    @snusey3642 2 года назад +36

    I like the onion fried in oil,
    I like the onion when it is good,
    I like the onion fried in oil,
    I love the onion, I love the onion.
    At walk comrades, at walk comrades,
    At walk, at walk, at walk.
    At walk comrades, at walk comrades,
    At walk, at walk, at walk.
    One onion fried in oil,
    One onion changes us into a lion,
    One onion fried in oil,
    One single onion, one single onion.
    At walk comrades, at walk comrades,
    At walk, at walk, at walk.
    At walk comrades, at walk comrades,
    At walk, at walk, at walk.
    But no onions to the Austrians,
    No onions for all these dogs,
    But no onions to the Austrians,
    No onions, no onions.
    At walk comrades, at walk comrades,
    At walk, at walk, at walk.
    At walk comrades, at walk comrades,
    At walk, at walk, at walk.
    Like the onion fried in oil,
    Like the onion because it is good,
    Like the onion fried in oil,
    Like the onion, like the onion.
    At walk comrades, at walk comrades,
    At walk, at walk, at walk.
    At walk comrades, at walk comrades,
    At walk, at walk, at walk.

  • @ratatatstata7676
    @ratatatstata7676 Год назад +22

    0:08 this made me cry😂😂

  • @End747
    @End747 Год назад +3

    French here, to put context on "le chant de l'oignon " the onion song, it was created during the Napoléon reign, and France was at war with Austria, french soliders created this song to taunt Austrians according to my history lesson

  • @tiffanylievens
    @tiffanylievens 2 года назад +9

    6:00-6:03 *WOW* you absolutely nailed that line

  • @Knihti1
    @Knihti1 2 года назад +101

    "Actually in this village in Finland they literally do not see the sun. It is just pure darkness"
    Expect in Summer, then it is just pure lightness.

    • @ariaden
      @ariaden 2 года назад +3

      Expect => Except

    • @Altrantis
      @Altrantis 2 года назад +4

      @@ariaden Given the name of the poster, they're probably Finnish. The finish word for except must be like... Hälpiärnalämä

    • @pissheater3k
      @pissheater3k 2 года назад

      @Neil Bowman be the shut

  • @electricay
    @electricay 2 года назад +9

    2:05 1969 first person on moon
    1969
    19”69”
    ULTIMATE COINCIDENCE

  • @itsalmostfun8567
    @itsalmostfun8567 2 года назад +10

    2:47 STEP 3?? no its 6

  • @firedragon_dk1820
    @firedragon_dk1820 2 года назад +11

    2:20 YES! FINALLY DENMARK GETS SOME MORE RECOGNITION!

  • @SuperMilkyWay
    @SuperMilkyWay 2 года назад +3

    "Azerbaijan is that friend who's literally friends with everybody"
    More like friends with everybody who's not named Armenia

  • @meldayabanc6364
    @meldayabanc6364 2 года назад +5

    4:38 Japan: heheheheheheheeheheheheheeheheheehe watching ww2 funny- *watches the nukes*
    Japan: THERES NO MERCY

  • @IdkSomethingsomethingblahblah
    @IdkSomethingsomethingblahblah 2 года назад +7

    4:56 Poszedłem do austriackiej restauracji i bez cebuli 🤣🤣

  • @Chaotic_Fragment
    @Chaotic_Fragment 2 года назад +7

    1:08 I used the loans to pay the loans

  • @historykcheminski8428
    @historykcheminski8428 2 года назад +8

    11:22 There is actually Polish Cyrillic, but nobody uses it

    • @nickmoser7785
      @nickmoser7785 2 года назад +1

      Yeah it's very interesting looking at the alphabet. There's a lot of antiquated letters as well as letters only seen in certain regions/people. A lot of overlap with the Balkans I know this is well with Rusyn people.

  • @JontyLevine
    @JontyLevine 2 года назад +4

    The video: [Contains Polandball]
    The patrons: Bring Back Polandball

  • @idkwhattodo8652
    @idkwhattodo8652 Год назад +3

    11:59 the 20019 resolution must've been crazy to decide for Australia

  • @k.arusso5002
    @k.arusso5002 2 года назад +13

    1:19 Didn't Greece try that one? lol

  • @BritishEmpireBIOHost
    @BritishEmpireBIOHost 2 года назад +11

    Hey I got the gold do y’all want it? 2:30

  •  2 года назад +14

    5:00 in Sweden, the French Onion Song is known as the Små Grodorna (The Little Frogs) song, which we all sing during Midsummer as we dance around the maypole, while imitating frogs.. (not a joke btw)

    • @feelingnether158
      @feelingnether158 2 года назад +5

      Wait really ? Damn im french thats an unexpected facts right here 😮.

  • @krum1703
    @krum1703 2 года назад +25

    11:30 Bulgaria is there because they create the Cyrillic alphabet and basically exported it to the rest of the slavic world. It's an unknown fact and bulgarians are very proud of it.

    • @fazestepbro49
      @fazestepbro49 2 года назад +5

      I didn’t know that it is only the Bulgarians but that is pretty cool. I thought that may have been a random Slavic nation that doesn’t exist anymore.

    • @jordandino417
      @jordandino417 2 года назад

      That’s nice

    • @sharavy6851
      @sharavy6851 2 года назад

      It's a pretty lame alphabet, but still, good for them.

    • @krum1703
      @krum1703 2 года назад

      @@sharavy6851 what sound does this "р,, later do?

    • @gbagba81
      @gbagba81 2 года назад +1

      @@sharavy6851 you mean English and French with all those vowels sound fine at all? I swear I can't cohere my head into that

  • @fly7045
    @fly7045 2 года назад +17

    Im eating soup and toast right now, it fits the video somehow :D

  • @gaetanbonnemayre8420
    @gaetanbonnemayre8420 2 года назад +8

    Fun fact : France also has a song about sausage

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Год назад +2

      It goes like this: English translation:
      Bosin Wall, Bosin Wall,
      Eat my sausages or you fall
      Bosin Wall, Bosin Wall,
      Eat my sausages or you won’t play Ball.
      *Bosnian rapper breaks in*
      Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Nova
      Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Nova
      Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Nova
      Bosnia is a country full of wonders
      As a matter of fact we have a bunch of finders
      We are robbing a bank and getting into a car chase
      Throw the bombs out and the cars explode with such a fast pace.
      Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Nova
      Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Nova
      Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Nova
      Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Nova
      Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Nova
      Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Can’t stop me, Nova
      And that’s the sausage French song.
      Now let me see that dong.

  • @SivavaryoDance
    @SivavaryoDance 2 года назад +11

    6:06 THATS MEEEEE

  • @cycrothelargeplanet
    @cycrothelargeplanet 2 года назад +4

    9:46
    Drew, languages have their own pronunciation

  • @Iseonix
    @Iseonix Год назад +2

    2:12 and blood moons occur when the white paint wears out

  • @dinamosflams
    @dinamosflams 2 года назад +8

    5:43 DREW IS EVOLVING!

  • @thatsicilian787
    @thatsicilian787 2 года назад +1

    France was saying: “But no onions to the Austrians, no offense to all these dogs.”
    in the thumbnail. Lol.

  • @bingbongbind
    @bingbongbind 2 года назад +12

    Onions are kinda nice.
    They make you cry.

    • @wosemo
      @wosemo 2 года назад

      But it is not Frankenreich

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +1

      As French speaker. Onions Song is lame
      Check out and listen Le Régiment de Sambre et Meuse", "la Marche de la Lorraine"and "Et Verdun la Victorieuse" 🟦⬜🟥🇫🇷

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +1

      @@wosemo it's Frankreich, dude ! It means "the Frankish Empire"
      It's an old saying to distinguish us, French. Our neighbor's Germany always calls us like that

    • @bingbongbind
      @bingbongbind 2 года назад +1

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003 Yes

    • @mikeschmidt2526
      @mikeschmidt2526 2 года назад

      and Austria will not get any of them

  • @pilot_bruh576
    @pilot_bruh576 2 года назад +3

    I got over my onion song addiction and you just brought it back

  • @Rilo1999
    @Rilo1999 2 года назад +36

    Imagine Canada trying to lecture the US on debt 😂😂

    • @KyriosHeptagrammaton
      @KyriosHeptagrammaton 2 года назад +2

      We were doing fine. Now... now we are not

    • @Rilo1999
      @Rilo1999 2 года назад +2

      @@KyriosHeptagrammaton we were doing fine until about 2015 when we elected a PM who thinks "the budget will balance itself"

    • @KyriosHeptagrammaton
      @KyriosHeptagrammaton 2 года назад +2

      @@Rilo1999 I was actually surprised and impressed to learn prior to Trudeau we basically spent exactly as much money as we made and not a bit more.

    • @JollyOldCanuck
      @JollyOldCanuck 2 года назад

      @@KyriosHeptagrammaton We ran deficits under Harper, the last PM’s to run back to back surpluses were Jean Chrétien and Paul Martin.

    • @JollyOldCanuck
      @JollyOldCanuck 2 года назад +1

      @@KyriosHeptagrammaton The majority of Canadian debt is owed to Canadian financial institutions, so everything should be fine as long as the government doesn’t upset TD, RBC, Scotia Bank, and BMO who directly and indirectly administer the pension funds, mutual funds, and retirement accounts that own most of the existing government bonds.

  • @gamercousinsch1623
    @gamercousinsch1623 Год назад +2

    Drew: Azerbaijan is just that friend that’s friends with everyone
    India: I’m just gonna go

  • @a_guy_that_likes_insects
    @a_guy_that_likes_insects 2 года назад +6

    3:33 wait what

  • @wingedhussars800
    @wingedhussars800 Год назад +2

    6:29 bro called Iraq Egypt

  • @DaRealKakarroto
    @DaRealKakarroto 2 года назад +12

    Meanwhile I'm sitting here in Austria, eating a french onion ...

  • @baconhairvideos3992
    @baconhairvideos3992 2 года назад +2

    comic:*says finland is deppresed* finland right now:*is the happiest country ever*

  • @HenriCore
    @HenriCore 2 года назад +4

    9:00 I haven't opend the blinds in 4 weeks which means this is accurate

  • @ClingyParasite
    @ClingyParasite 2 года назад +1

    Sweden turned that song about onions into a midsommar song called "små grodorna" (small frogs)

  • @AyangStudios
    @AyangStudios 2 года назад +8

    4:46 hlo

  • @EminTahirov
    @EminTahirov 2 года назад +2

    4:22 certified bing chilling moment +1000000 social credit

  • @uncarrot
    @uncarrot Год назад +6

    2:10 "Actually, moon isn't white, it's grey, but sun's light reflects over moon" 🤓

  • @cycrothelargeplanet
    @cycrothelargeplanet 2 года назад +3

    10:37
    Text: tagalog (it's not spelled taglog)
    Drew: tagolic

  • @marcelocampos9197
    @marcelocampos9197 2 года назад +47

    Hey Drew, just a question from your fellow Brazilian fan: do you deliver the countryball plushie in Brazil?

    • @qyda9951
      @qyda9951 2 года назад +3

      I think he does

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 2 года назад +3

      You can check the website

  • @stalins_comically_large_spoon
    @stalins_comically_large_spoon 2 года назад +13

    I just realized that the hammer Kazakhstan used to crush dissent looked like the golden hammer from the Soviet flag.

  • @jeddi5173
    @jeddi5173 2 года назад +3

    I can safely say that 2022 is a much more BANGER year than 2020 and 2021, in more ways than one...

  • @dantheman2763
    @dantheman2763 Год назад +1

    I smacked my head so hard when Drew called Iraq "Egypt"

  • @BNSF_101
    @BNSF_101 2 года назад +3

    Yay another Countryballs video. :)

  • @norifromreallife-di7hi
    @norifromreallife-di7hi Год назад +2

    2:55 step 7 twice! (Or step 7-1?) I would’ve kept the Greenland tbh 😂
    (There are so many “step” comics here 😂)

  • @wojtek24msz
    @wojtek24msz Год назад +6

    0:01
    Russia: *n o.*

  • @imaspookycat
    @imaspookycat Год назад +1

    France roasting Austria for having no onions is beautiful

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Год назад

      For some reason, I was expecting Hungary to throw the onions at Frances face. France then cries himself to poop.

    • @Austria_Gaming
      @Austria_Gaming Год назад

      :(

  • @wilburpiip4604
    @wilburpiip4604 2 года назад +2

    Damn, another banger countryball vid

  • @PastaMan4444
    @PastaMan4444 2 года назад +1

    🚫🧅🇦🇹, only the french will undertand this

  • @nicolasblaize9496
    @nicolasblaize9496 2 года назад +6

    5:20 baguette and onions??

  • @Royal_Gilded
    @Royal_Gilded 2 года назад +2

    I don't know why at the start when kazakh says die i cant stop laughing

  • @newzealandballnewzealand-h7553
    @newzealandballnewzealand-h7553 2 года назад +3

    This man is about to go more advanced than the ps5 and Xbox series

  • @Its_Versus
    @Its_Versus 2 года назад +1

    4:46 This comic was based off of both the onion song and Schrödinger's Cat, in this case, Schrödinger's France

  • @foxeon6496
    @foxeon6496 2 года назад +3

    I need to know who makes the “How to make your own X ball” comics, they are amazing.

  • @monalishaBraja
    @monalishaBraja 2 года назад

    0:06 the best part from my perspective that line *DIE DISSIDENT* was soo good

  • @SukhoiSu24Enjoyer
    @SukhoiSu24Enjoyer 2 года назад +7

    WHAT HAVE LITHUANUA DONE TO THAILAND AND NEIGHBOUR AT 8:25

  • @jameslemont8121
    @jameslemont8121 2 года назад +1

    I am convinced drew has committed unspeakable crimes and has been banished to make these videos

  • @charlesjermyn5001
    @charlesjermyn5001 2 года назад +3

    To tell you everything, in an another song, French military (in the Legion) also denied the Belgium "black pudding" (that's the sole traduction I found for "Boudin", I doubt English-speaking cultures know that plate)

    • @damirbasic4915
      @damirbasic4915 2 года назад

      blood pudding* there ya go. And yes, they have it+ in Ireland too.

    • @charlesjermyn5001
      @charlesjermyn5001 2 года назад

      @@damirbasic4915 Ah alright I didn't know

  • @jackedison1237
    @jackedison1237 2 года назад +2

    French
    Chanson de l'Oignon
    J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
    J'aime l'oignon car il est bon.
    J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
    J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.
    Refrain:
    Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
    Au pas, au pas, au pas,
    Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
    Au pas, au pas, au pas.
    Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
    Un seul oignon nous change en Lion,
    Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
    Un seul oignon un seul oignon
    Refrain
    Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
    Non pas d'oignons à tous ces chiens,
    Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
    Non pas d'oignons, non pas d'oignons
    Refrain
    Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
    Aimons l'oignon car il est bon,
    Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
    Aimons l'oignon, aimons l'oignon
    Refrain
    English
    Song of the Onion
    I love an onion fried in oil,
    I love an onion, it's so tasty
    I love an onion fried in oil,
    I love an onion, I love an onion
    Refrain:
    In step, comrades, in step, comrades,
    In step, in step, in step
    In step, comrades, in step, comrades,
    In step, in step, in step
    Just one onion fried in oil,
    Just one onion turns us into lions
    Just one onion fried in oil,
    Just one onion, just one onion
    Refrain
    But no onions for the Austrians,
    No, no onions for those dogs
    No onions for the Austrians,
    No onions, no onions
    Refrain
    Love the onion fried in oil,
    Love the onion, it's so tasty
    Love the onion fried in oil,
    Love the onion, we love an onion
    Refrain

  • @Sean-yj4wq
    @Sean-yj4wq 2 года назад +6

    10:18 i cant this is too funny

  • @BulbyTheBulbmin6192
    @BulbyTheBulbmin6192 2 года назад +1

    The scream Suriye makes at 6:01, this should've become a meme long ago.

  • @Literro
    @Literro 2 года назад +6

    7:04
    your lake

  • @justsomephoenix2108
    @justsomephoenix2108 2 года назад +1

    France be like: Pas d'oignons?
    Translation: No onions?

  • @Peace37397
    @Peace37397 2 года назад +4

    J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
    J'aime l'oignon car il est bon.
    J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
    J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.
    Refrain:
    Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
    Au pas, au pas, au pas,
    Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
    Au pas, au pas, au pas.
    Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
    Un seul oignon nous change en Lion,
    Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
    Un seul oignon un seul oignon
    Refrain
    Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
    Non pas d'oignons à tous ces chiens,
    Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
    Non pas d'oignons, non pas d'oignons
    Refrain
    Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
    Aimons l'oignon car il est bon,
    Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
    Aimons l'oignon, aimons l'oignon
    Edit: THIS IS LE ONION SONG

    • @catonkybord7950
      @catonkybord7950 2 года назад

      As an Austrian I've never heard of that song before. Can you explain the context? I guess it's a war song, but which war did it originate from?

    • @Peace37397
      @Peace37397 2 года назад

      @@catonkybord7950 I heard it was from the Napoleonic wars and it was basically France against the Austrians

  • @masonthesquirtleyt9789
    @masonthesquirtleyt9789 2 года назад +1

    Drew: this village and Finland doesn’t get sun
    The photo taken in the village: Am i a joke to you

  • @coalawithac6662
    @coalawithac6662 2 года назад +6

    9:25 I am polish and nie isn't pronounced nay.

  • @Wow-vu8sf
    @Wow-vu8sf Год назад

    this channel got me really interested into polandball and the comics surrounding it.

  • @darthvader5558
    @darthvader5558 2 года назад +5

    Patriotic songs in other countries - will flex culture, military strength etc
    France - ONION 🌰

  • @DaFloridaMapper
    @DaFloridaMapper 2 года назад +1

    OMG! I Love Countryballs! First I Started Watching PWA (that I still watch) Then I Watch U! I Subscribed Don’t Worry

  • @requiemempire6637
    @requiemempire6637 2 года назад +5

    9:12 never heard of that country before

    • @alert2
      @alert2 2 года назад +3

      It's a very tiny platform in the ocean

    • @requiemempire6637
      @requiemempire6637 2 года назад

      @@alert2 PFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST SEARCHED IT UP, AND YOU CALL THAT A COUNTRY? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aussriedits
    @aussriedits 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact: 3:22 comic is actually the five stages of grief backwards