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  • The US Senate Torture Report revealed horrifying details of America's interrogation program. Helen Mirren will fill you in.
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  • @SkyWayMan90
    @SkyWayMan90 3 года назад +3024

    "Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay" sounds like great fun if you don't know what either of those things are

    • @twat3789
      @twat3789 3 года назад +90

      I know what both are and it still sounds relatively fun

    • @tomkim2713
      @tomkim2713 3 года назад +27

      I don't know either of them a whole lot since I wasn't big on law, but I find that it could end up being a high adrenaline water slide at the bay.

    • @greenpiersystem
      @greenpiersystem 3 года назад +31

      Waterboarding 101: you know that scene in Civil War (marvel movie) where the guy trying to control the Winter Soldier sticks one of the old Nazi scientists upside down hanging in a sink? This is essentially waterboarding. There’s different versions depending on the country and time it took place, but the basic principle is you are trying to drive someone to talk by threatening them with water; in Civil War, this is by slowly filling the sink with water, until it covers the man’s face, and since he can’t move, he will drown. Other related methods include repeatedly forcing someone underwater against their will and the “slow drip” method that was used for a period in eastern countries. As a side note, there is a John Oliver on Guantanamo Bay, which is pretty handy.
      P.S. Yes, I understand the joke. It does kinda sound like a water park if you shutoff the fact-checker inside your head for a moment. But in case people want to know, here you go.

    • @mistermangoman69
      @mistermangoman69 3 года назад +7

      It also sounds like an alt metal song

    • @DrMillF
      @DrMillF 3 года назад +4

      @@greenpiersystem No, that's not waterboarding..

  • @krautdoomer9748
    @krautdoomer9748 5 лет назад +5593

    America doesnt like the term "waterboarding".
    Its called "tactical baptism".

    • @quentinbrown9300
      @quentinbrown9300 4 года назад +65

      The Pixel Master Dude, underrated comment right here!

    • @jasonramero6274
      @jasonramero6274 4 года назад +17

      Lmao

    • @seankim1529
      @seankim1529 4 года назад +45

      OMG you should work at Pentagon or as a White House spokesperson XD

    • @DBiank93
      @DBiank93 4 года назад +41

      George Carlin would be proud of you

    • @unicornsprinkles3277
      @unicornsprinkles3277 4 года назад +18

      😂 unapproved face washing

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 5 лет назад +4281

    "We know it's torture, but it's okay because we're the good guys and we really need to do it this time"
    ~Everyone who's ever used torture

    • @bluegenes2273
      @bluegenes2273 4 года назад +76

      * wink, wink *
      -those same people

    • @Wesker10000
      @Wesker10000 4 года назад +7

      Yeah but fuck terrorists. I would feed them through the ass myself. Such people deserve it.

    • @lucasdupont4568
      @lucasdupont4568 4 года назад +115

      @@Wesker10000 no, they do not.

    • @Wesker10000
      @Wesker10000 4 года назад +7

      @@lucasdupont4568 Tell that to a mother whose child was killed by someone firing a machine gun into a crowd.

    • @zirjaeger4037
      @zirjaeger4037 4 года назад +155

      @@Wesker10000 I mean the American army has done that quite a few times

  • @charlotteice5704
    @charlotteice5704 5 лет назад +2119

    As German, when I think of the US, I think about the nation that says it embodies freedom but is the complete opposite.

    • @bluegenes2273
      @bluegenes2273 4 года назад +105

      beatings will continue until morale improves.

    • @HarryPotter-vh9pc
      @HarryPotter-vh9pc 4 года назад +167

      Exactly. I always wondered if American people actually believe this lie. Because they're not the country of freedom. The truth is there none such country. Because all of them will do whatever they consider as "necessary", like violate human rights or freedoms, to protect its interests or safeties.

    • @philliproth5012
      @philliproth5012 4 года назад +16

      That is indeed what we think.

    • @rmountains3519
      @rmountains3519 4 года назад +15

      You wouldn't be wrong.

    • @charleschristensen8556
      @charleschristensen8556 4 года назад +27

      That’s exactly how America is. If you’re a minority, you don’t get justice.

  • @Degan1000
    @Degan1000 8 лет назад +4616

    Is anyone else here stunned that a Supreme Court Justice used a fictional hero from a television show as part of an argument
    about torture and constitutional law?

  • @mrbanditoxyz
    @mrbanditoxyz 6 лет назад +3006

    Rule of thumb: if the Spanish Inquisition used the technique, it is torture.

    • @c0mf0rta61ynum6
      @c0mf0rta61ynum6 5 лет назад +146

      Even the comfy chair?

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 5 лет назад +211

      c0mf0rta61ynum6
      ESPECIALLY THE COMFY CHAIR!

    • @DrTranofEvil
      @DrTranofEvil 5 лет назад +157

      Yeah, but NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

    • @elimkwok938
      @elimkwok938 5 лет назад +64

      I wasn't expecting this

    • @lester6415
      @lester6415 4 года назад +61

      So it's torture if your main weapon is surprise?

  • @DJDCBRRS3
    @DJDCBRRS3 4 года назад +803

    The CIA never read the Art of War. You treat enemies with compassion so that you might convert them

    • @Bunni_boi
      @Bunni_boi 4 года назад +109

      CIA: We have read it. In fact we have a whole library and have filed it under fiction.

    • @totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547
      @totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547 4 года назад +36

      Honestly, I’m not sure that the CIA’s ego would allow that

    • @The1980Philip
      @The1980Philip 3 года назад +5

      I prefer ending the threat permanently. Genocide may be horrifying, but it makes sense from a military standpoint. That's why the bible encourages it.

    • @antonyandrewson5803
      @antonyandrewson5803 3 года назад +6

      @@The1980Philip where?

    • @The1980Philip
      @The1980Philip 3 года назад +4

      @@antonyandrewson5803
      Let's start with 1 Samuel 15
      Now the Bible, of course, tries to justify this (and other instances of genocide) by saying the other peoples (in 1 Samuel 15 it's the Amelekites) raided and attacked first and stood in the way of "God's plan", but if one looks at it without believer's bias it is pretty obvious that those raids and attacks are no different from what the Native Americans did to resist the encroachment of European invaders.

  • @jordansullivan5764
    @jordansullivan5764 5 лет назад +1962

    I mean at least Obama seemed to understand the gravity of the situation, although his choice of words was admittedly bizarre. He was certainly not a perfect president, but it is genuinely a breath of fresh air to hear the leader of the United States actually talk about issues coherently...or even talk about anything coherently.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 4 года назад +114

      I'll point out that he was only talking about things that were done by the previous administration. He wasn't fessing up to anything his administration had done.

    • @darthironamerican
      @darthironamerican 4 года назад +20

      *sigh of pain*

    • @_jangkoon
      @_jangkoon 4 года назад +54

      It should be noted that the Obama Whitehouse tried to suppress the torture report and keep it from coming out.

    • @rmountains3519
      @rmountains3519 4 года назад +72

      @@_jangkoon All presidents did that.

    • @charleschristensen8556
      @charleschristensen8556 4 года назад +2

      R Baker yeah

  • @Evilanious
    @Evilanious 6 лет назад +1137

    "President Lindsey Graham"
    Oh, happy times when that was still the bad option.

    • @trypptrapp266
      @trypptrapp266 4 года назад +37

      I'd take him over our current one

    • @venangoproductions
      @venangoproductions 4 года назад +5

      TryppTrapp Truth

    • @katherinesaeed5534
      @katherinesaeed5534 4 года назад +28

      And happy times when we though 2016 was the worst year of our lives.

    • @misssissivoss
      @misssissivoss 4 года назад +16

      @@katherinesaeed5534 Even two week later, the situation is worse. George Floyd dead an Trump ....is trumping

    • @katherinesaeed5534
      @katherinesaeed5534 4 года назад +12

      MissSissiVoss I’m with you there. Peaceful protesters even face police brutality.

  • @drewchestnut468
    @drewchestnut468 7 лет назад +3214

    John Oliver is a national treasure. Thanks, England. No takesie backsies.

    • @IKnowNothing0101
      @IKnowNothing0101 7 лет назад +54

      We've got Jonathan Pie, we'll be alright.

    • @Izzy-fv1ng
      @Izzy-fv1ng 6 лет назад +32

      He's good but... Jonathan pie.... john Oliver..... Jonathan pie..... john Oliver...... I can't pick - they're both brilliant!

    • @ajinkyagadgil2747
      @ajinkyagadgil2747 6 лет назад +5

      Drew Chestnut Yeah! Yeah! They have got lots of 'em.

    • @tonymarshall3978
      @tonymarshall3978 6 лет назад +7

      It’s fine we have terry Gilliam I think we still won in the deal

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 5 лет назад +23

      "England. Where I am fondly known as: 'Who?'"

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 4 года назад +551

    Torture isn't reliable. We just like the idea of hurting people we think "deserve," it, and "it provides results," is the best we can come up with to not sound like barbarians.

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 4 года назад +25

      It's bloodsport, just like the roman colliseum. Watching "Bad man get hurt" activates a dopamine rush, just like heroine or video games or chocolate, or whatever else the news feels like misrepresenting.
      Same reason the prison-industrial complex is so messed up: People don't want justice, they want revenge

    • @abandonmentissues1887
      @abandonmentissues1887 3 года назад +10

      @@potaterjim thing is the roman coliseum was less susceptible to systemic abuse and murder most gladiators didn’t fight to the death

    • @MrAnimason
      @MrAnimason 3 года назад

      @@abandonmentissues1887 Bro a gladiator literally assassinated a Roman emperor.

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy 3 года назад

      @@potaterjim So we either fight the people tooth and nail until the species dies trying to save them against their will or give them what they want?

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 3 года назад +2

      You don't sound like Barbarians. Barbarians almost never hurt or kill without reason, that's civilized people

  • @brandonmartin8258
    @brandonmartin8258 4 года назад +468

    The main problem with torture is, if you pull mu fingernails out with pliers, I'll say anything you want to hear.

    • @marshmellowmoon7990
      @marshmellowmoon7990 3 года назад +37

      I'm a very stubborn person and I would just give you even worse information.
      Have they even read the Art of War.

    • @idenree8606
      @idenree8606 3 года назад

      You do realise that john Oliver takes examples from the US and only from 2001 til now , how about we go a little further and look in different countries.

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 3 года назад +10

      @@idenree8606 you mean like the crusades?

    • @idenree8606
      @idenree8606 3 года назад +1

      @@presidentialcampaignmusic1018 it's not whataboutism, he only examples from a short period of time , ignoring everything before that , and we shouldn't take just from the US but from around the world .

    • @idenree8606
      @idenree8606 3 года назад

      @@iananderson4754 Idk what or who you exactly mean ,but if you're talking about every groub that the crusaders has ever tortured for any reason then no , because I'm pretty sure they did it to what they believe were " witches " or something. .

  • @thesheepthatwentmooo
    @thesheepthatwentmooo 9 лет назад +449

    "Two Guys, a Girl and a Black Site Prison".
    MTV is taking notes.

    • @thesheepthatwentmooo
      @thesheepthatwentmooo 9 лет назад +39

      Stop giving them ideas, John!

    • @paulfinch7925
      @paulfinch7925 9 лет назад +1

      thesheepthatwentmooo I love your videos sheep!

    • @adeena6
      @adeena6 9 лет назад +6

      thesheepthatwentmooo More like TLC.

    • @PierzStyx
      @PierzStyx 9 лет назад +3

      adeena6 More like Lifetime.

    • @RezoJaco
      @RezoJaco 9 лет назад +2

      giggi4455 Because a person will admit to anything to make it stop, regardless whether they are guilty or not. They will make up anything and tell the torturers whatever they want to hear, regardless whether it's true or not.

  • @factsabouturmum9250
    @factsabouturmum9250 8 лет назад +4169

    It's not torture, it's Advanced Interrogation. It's not arson, it's Thermally Accelerated Entropy. It's not rape, it's a Struggle Snuggle. I'm not a criminal, I'm a Politician. :3

    • @factsabouturmum9250
      @factsabouturmum9250 8 лет назад +28

      sarcastic bowl of cornflakes np, m8. :3

    • @yaoiboi60
      @yaoiboi60 8 лет назад +86

      +Homini Lupus Struggle Snuggle sounds so cute :3

    • @examine1525
      @examine1525 8 лет назад +16

      +Homini Lupus Politically correct everything man! You're the Genius!

    • @theyoutubecommentepidemic5528
      @theyoutubecommentepidemic5528 8 лет назад +43

      +Homini Lupus Wow, I think that was the first struggle snuggle joke I've ever laughed at. Good job, I guess?

    • @thekingofnorway3465
      @thekingofnorway3465 8 лет назад +12

      +Homini Lupus "Struggle Snuggle" or "works in mysterious ways"

  • @lemonine907
    @lemonine907 4 года назад +161

    “there is no sitcom that explains torture to us.”
    John Oliver created the Good Place.

  • @sergiomelendez285
    @sergiomelendez285 5 лет назад +136

    A Supreme Court Judge quoting 24 and Jack Bauer as benchmarks. What the hell?

  • @ShirosTamagotchi
    @ShirosTamagotchi 8 лет назад +879

    the fact that you need to convince the public that torture isn´t right scares me.

    • @williamyoung9401
      @williamyoung9401 5 лет назад +26

      There's also that pesky 8th amendment to our Constitution that's supposed to prevent it. But hey, it's like religion, right? Convenient.

    • @Effect_FX
      @Effect_FX 5 лет назад +28

      @Joe Michaels Yeah, that doesn't actually happen.

    • @Effect_FX
      @Effect_FX 5 лет назад +39

      @Joe Michaels In other words your talking about something unrelated.
      What he did is already illegal. Hence why he's in jail.

    • @jakepietrzak7552
      @jakepietrzak7552 5 лет назад +17

      Joe Michaels in prison.....

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 5 лет назад +16

      @Joe Michaels when did he say he was okay with that?
      Mustve missed the second part when he said "torture is horrible but plunging a knife into the heart of a newborn baby? Nothing better"
      Strawman, much? You should really stop assuming people's political ideologies or atleast learn about whatever it is that you're randomly bringing up....

  • @JoaqMan
    @JoaqMan 9 лет назад +983

    Helen Mirren could make horrible cringeworthy RUclips comments sound interesting.

    • @MRayner59
      @MRayner59 9 лет назад +3

      J Wizard Phoenix Great idea. Although I'm sure she has better things to do with her time.

    • @themastermason1
      @themastermason1 9 лет назад +44

      J Wizard Phoenix Showing someone those horrible, cringeworthy RUclips comments may possibly be the most effective means of torture.

    •  9 лет назад

      J Wizard Phoenix why the fuck do they call he "dame"?
      was she in a 1940's detective movie or something?

    • @jamescarter5340
      @jamescarter5340 9 лет назад +14

      talesin- god of the internet It means she's been given a knighthood. For a man it would be sir

    • @DerBomster
      @DerBomster 9 лет назад +19

      talesin- god of the internet In Britain that's the female equivalent of a Knight. I would have expected a god of the internet to be able to google that by himself.

  • @Rodrigo-ei4ht
    @Rodrigo-ei4ht 5 лет назад +42

    Burn Notice, a show about a "fired" CIA spy, constantly brought up the fact that torture doesn't work citing that the people would say anything to get the pain to stop. They'll admit to what you want to hear so you don't keep shooting their knees off surprise surprise. Instead the main character would build a rapport with the suspect and get them to willingly reveal their crimes because they trusted the main character. I miss Burn Notice

  • @anava7030
    @anava7030 3 года назад +93

    Love how John Oliver never misses an opportunity to drag Mel Gibson

  • @bangboom123
    @bangboom123 9 лет назад +450

    It always surprises me that people think torture is a workable solution. You've got a person who, on the one hand is committed to undermining the people torturing him- reinforced by the simple fact of their using *torture*, and on the other is told to give information to make the torture stop. OF COURSE anyone being tortured would lie to the high heavens, it's the most logical solution from their perspective. And that's assuming they're guilty to begin with, and assuming they are capable of thinking clearly when they're being terrified with intense pain.

    • @cyanit42
      @cyanit42 9 лет назад +84

      Rockerchavnerdemo Yeah I mean only because during history alot of women were burned for being witches doesn't mean that they actually were witches. If you are tortured long enough you will confess ANYTHING just to make it stop.
      And having people in power argue that it works because it "worked on the TV show 24" only shows that you have a problem that is rooted deeper in society.

    • @fy8798
      @fy8798 9 лет назад +48

      cyanit42
      Yeah, seriously. That a TV series gets used to justify torture by a SCOTUS judge is extremely chilling.

    • @julesc.4403
      @julesc.4403 9 лет назад +2

      Rockerchavnerdemo some destitute People admit they're guilty of crimes because they can't pay a bail and don't want to end in prison, I mean, how much stuff anyone would say?

    • @GrahamCStrouse
      @GrahamCStrouse 9 лет назад +6

      Rockerchavnerdemo Well, yes. One of the main objections to torture by people in the intelligence business is that it rarely provides reliable intelligence. It's cruel AND it doesn't work.

    • @waltereg0
      @waltereg0 9 лет назад +3

      Graham Strouse Yeah, we wouldn't want to be cruel to islamic terrorists, that would be just awful.

  • @amgjc
    @amgjc 7 лет назад +2197

    Can anyone explain how a supreme court justice cites a tv show to prove a point in law?

    • @qwert_au
      @qwert_au 7 лет назад +229

      'merica.

    • @Tenhys
      @Tenhys 7 лет назад +37

      Because court justice is already a show : both sides play their role ; attack and defense. They prepare to recite their respective texts before the court, enters it, plays it, meeting more or less success in their interpretation of both their role and the law. Then wait for the jugement, of both the public and the official jury. And only once after the Judge's hammer strike to announce the verdict that everyone leaves their seat and go home. Waiting for the next play.
      Justice always had been a play ; court is it's scene ; the law it's theme ; the case it's context. When politics, industries, governemental agencies, military, public celebrities or money goes into the play of Justice, wich man that claim himself of any sane mind could ever believe it's scales to stay perfectly impartial ?

    • @brandenmerritt1
      @brandenmerritt1 7 лет назад +46

      Because Scalia was a joke of a human being. Good riddance

    • @ryanknight3966
      @ryanknight3966 7 лет назад +8

      Maybe if you did some research on what was said, when and where it was said, and why it was said, instead of relying on a 5 second clip that cherry-picks lines from a full quotation and has a comedian present it without any context you can answer that question for yourself.
      Dumbass.

    • @amgjc
      @amgjc 7 лет назад +56

      No need to be rude! Even if he said it outside a case, the analogy is ridiculous to prove a point of law in the real world!

  • @neaorin
    @neaorin 5 лет назад +379

    "I am not a torturer. Though, it so often is what people deserve. And it does provide answers... but they're usually the wrong answers. My job is to find the right answers. Do you know how I do that? I do it by making people happy. I'd like to make you happy."
    -- Lord Varys, Game of Thrones, season 6
    If any other SCOTUS justice absolutely has to quote a TV show in relation to torture, then at least quote the show that GOT IT RIGHT.

    • @highsun76
      @highsun76 4 года назад +3

      If only that supreme court justice could quote this instead that bs

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад +13

      That's exactly the example I thought of when he started talking about Jack Cloonan.
      The promise of a reward is always more effective in getting positive cooperation than the retraction of punishment. It is literally the basis of classical conditioning!

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 4 года назад +4

      @@Thenoobestgirl This is operant conditioning, but yes you're right.

    • @natesmodelsdoodles5403
      @natesmodelsdoodles5403 3 года назад +3

      @@Thenoobestgirl It's an old idea, and it works. Seriously, it's so old that it was in The Art of War.

    • @abtsjwih6947
      @abtsjwih6947 3 года назад +3

      I can quote a show with torture “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

  • @Dan-kr9bm
    @Dan-kr9bm 5 лет назад +283

    09:36 "The application of enhanced interrogation techniques [...] is what really persuaded him he needed to cooperate." Thats literally a Nazi-level euphemism to describe torture.

    • @420mralucard
      @420mralucard 4 года назад +12

      Which is funny considering a Nazi, Hanns Scharff, was one of the people that made modern torture techniques like the ones Cloonan used.

    • @isaacleillhikar4566
      @isaacleillhikar4566 4 года назад

      A coy girl persuading against torture. That should be in a movie.

    • @tylerwright3207
      @tylerwright3207 3 года назад +1

      As German, when I think of the US, I think about the nation that says it embodies freedom but is the complete opposite.

    • @dyutibasu4541
      @dyutibasu4541 3 года назад +2

      In university, for a cultural studies class that consisted of the voyeuristic gaze of the camera, we actually studied about how US officials torture prisoners in Gitmo and take photos of the torture. It was truly horrifying, but apparently such a well known fact that we could study it for our masters papers

    • @noahgray543
      @noahgray543 2 года назад +4

      @@420mralucard wut? Hanns was famous because he never actually used physical means to extract information. He never tortured anyone at all.
      He misled people into thinking he knew more than he actually did and threatened that if he couldn't get some information they might end up with the Gestapo, but he was well known for just being extremely personable and friendly.
      The guy would get you to spill your secrets over lunch with a beer and a cigarette as part of some amusing story and you'd leave never even realizing how much he'd learned from you. Dude was a genius, and also, a mosaic artist who never received formal training in interrogation.

  • @chaif.6106
    @chaif.6106 8 лет назад +3789

    Is it so wrong that satire comedy news is the best way to get non-biased news.

    • @Chronically_ChiII
      @Chronically_ChiII 8 лет назад +188

      In a sense it is still kinda biased

    • @zelnidav
      @zelnidav 8 лет назад +216

      +Cubed It is common sense biased :D

    • @theantibulliranger1580
      @theantibulliranger1580 8 лет назад +56

      You know what is wrong? The fact that you put the symbol of the glorious Nohrian kingdom next to that of Hoshidan fools.

    • @chaif.6106
      @chaif.6106 8 лет назад +14

      +theParmesan
      ha ha ha videogame jokes...

    • @nathanburke7978
      @nathanburke7978 8 лет назад +242

      As much as I agree with John Oliver it is VERY biased. The difference is that it doesn't pretend to be unbiased.

  • @dennistheconstitutionalpea6174
    @dennistheconstitutionalpea6174 6 лет назад +753

    "Torture has never been a reliable means of extracting information. It is ultimately self-defeating. One wonders it's still practiced."
    -Captain Jean-Luc Picard

    • @EveryThingGirl238
      @EveryThingGirl238 5 лет назад +34

      Because most people believe in Hell, which is a place where sinners are tortured for all eternity for the sins... Let's just face it, we like to hurt people.
      It's hard to answer moral questions, because really we don't want to face how sick and twisted we are.

    • @jessebananasaurus1526
      @jessebananasaurus1526 4 года назад +4

      @@EveryThingGirl238 (Pssst, Dennis' point was that commentary from fictional sources on complex and horrifying real-life issues should not be used as reasons to be for or against them, especially by a prominant political figure)

    • @bryanekers3472
      @bryanekers3472 4 года назад +18

      The upshot of that episode wasn't that torture would get Picard to reveal actual information, but to break him enough that he would say two plus two is five, and it almost did. That might appear to be a useful result to a dictatorial regime determined to destroy individual thought; a bit less so when to comes to planning actual military strategy.

    • @Nebukanezzer
      @Nebukanezzer 4 года назад +9

      I think the most effective possible method would be to be convinced that the horrible torture exists, be told it's happening to all your comrades, then be treated kindly and with empathy and respect.
      Absolutely destroy their image of us as evil in a radical way and get the right answers. Hell, get them to WANT to give you the right answers.

    • @Gaius__
      @Gaius__ 3 года назад +2

      @@Nebukanezzer Don't quit your day job 🙂

  • @totallynameless8861
    @totallynameless8861 4 года назад +109

    So maybe movies and television could try resolving conflicts _without_ violence? Because apparently the things we see and hear actually do impact us, because that's the entire point of sight and hearing, to provide information to impact your decision making.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 4 года назад +9

      Doctor Who does that. There's a TV show called Doctor Who with a main character who's simply named "The Doctor". He/she (it's complicated) solves most of his/her conflicts with words, and when he/she can't use words, he/she out smarts his/her opponent to drive them away.

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 4 года назад +8

      I would kinda like to see a movie about one of those pro-violence 80's action heroes kind of having to come to terms with the fact that he participated in making the world a worse place, and that all those "bleeding heart PC whiners" had good points.
      It's not completely one sided drivel, it points out that he did what he felt he had to, and had good reason to. Like the lorax, it shouldn't pitch an absolute answer to a complex question: It should be ambiguous, and show both sides of the equation, and only encourage the viewer to think about the question themselves, and in the end, it's never made clear whether our hero regrets what he's done or not.

    • @That_One_Fae
      @That_One_Fae 3 года назад +3

      Star Trek next gen does an amazing job of this!

    • @havable
      @havable 6 месяцев назад

      @@potaterjim I can't remember for sure but it seems like The Last Action Hero at least touched on that idea.

  • @Scorch428
    @Scorch428 5 лет назад +322

    Torture should not be allowed, for any reason. Its inhumane.

    • @DGzCarbon
      @DGzCarbon 5 лет назад +10

      To be fair the terrorist aren't humans.

    • @user-yv3ot5jj1p
      @user-yv3ot5jj1p 4 года назад +96

      @@DGzCarbon To be fair, yes they are. They're terrible but still humans.

    • @hansbass8119
      @hansbass8119 4 года назад +40

      @@DGzCarbon when you degrade and abuse other people who, as you said, "aren't human", this makes you LESS than "aren't human".

    • @DGzCarbon
      @DGzCarbon 4 года назад +7

      @@hansbass8119 if you think its worse to talk shit about terrorist than to actually be one you're very misguided.

    • @idalizette3150
      @idalizette3150 4 года назад +30

      @@DGzCarbon but lots of people in Guantanamo aren't actually terrorists.

  • @sanderkiller999
    @sanderkiller999 9 лет назад +468

    People who think torture is a solution, are the one's who would give in if they got tortured and just guess a terrorist would too. But a terrorist won't think the same way like a person with a normal peaceful life. They know what they are starting and what will happen when captured.

    • @lordneo256
      @lordneo256 9 лет назад +84

      talesin- god of the internet Have you... considered that their goal might be a bit different.
      US apparantly thinks it is justified to torture to gain information. Which here is proven does not work.
      Terrorist probably torture for the scare effect. Any information given is a bonus. The rest is just pure terror. Kind of is in the name isn't it?

    •  9 лет назад +1

      Neo256
      you see two edited excerpts from a multithousand page document presented by two of the most leftist media outlets in this country- MSNBC and PBS- and conclude that torture does not work
      so why has it been such an effective means of gaining information for thousands of years?
      why would they care about scaring people they already have in prison? what does that benefit them?

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 9 лет назад +33

      Neo256 It is kinda sad that the terrorists are the ones being honest. torture is a potent political weapon, but pretending it is useful for intelligence gathering is just a way to market it to the american public.

    • @aserta
      @aserta 9 лет назад +32

      talesin- god of the internet Considering your user name i'm not even going to bother "debating" this topic.
      I'll just say that it is against the law and the human rights conventions. Therefore all involved from the top to the bottom of that food chain should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity.
      Just as we did with the nazis back in the aftermath of the second world war. But i guess US is exempt as the "fourth reich"?? After all, they are following all the rules of the "book". Hitler would be proud, heck i bet he's shedding a tear from hell.

    • @lordneo256
      @lordneo256 9 лет назад +2

      talesin- god of the internet
      Because you have totally legit reports that show it is an effective way to get information?
      And when you are at it, try to get an argument that works first hand. Why would someone, that has been caught fighting for what he believes in, convinced he will either be killed or die in the prison, care what happens to them as when they do cooperate they betray what they believe in.
      They might as well kill his whole family or other relatives when they find out that he ratted. So... I can not think of a single reason why a pained human being would disclose any valuable information over his captures.
      It is said that psychological techniques that simply use the human nature are far more effective.
      Here try this:
      www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/12/the-humane-interrogation-technique-that-works-much-better-than-torture/383698/

  • @pedroanoka781
    @pedroanoka781 8 лет назад +567

    A person that is being tortured doesn't necessarily give more reliable information, he will say anything that sounds believable, whatever the torturer wants to hear as the best way to get them to stop.

    • @mandickthetittysmithy5117
      @mandickthetittysmithy5117 6 лет назад +11

      +Owen But how would you know if they are lieing or telling the truth.

    • @Gongasoso
      @Gongasoso 6 лет назад +2

      Elfan Waltz Actually, not stopping the pain until proven true seems better.

    • @backtothebooks9201
      @backtothebooks9201 6 лет назад +30

      You don't, so you have to follow up on the lead anyway, and waste time and resources on the word of a person delirious with panic and pain, whose only interest at that moment was making it stop as soon as possible. That's why torture doesn't work, you don't have a person with their brain engaged, so they don't have the facility to give you limited pieces of information worth having. They'll just say whatever they can think of that won't get you to question further.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 лет назад +7

      Just so, yes. Hmm... one would think we, the human race in general, would have learned these kinds of lessons by now... but at least we're starting to catch on.

    • @JesseTheGameDev
      @JesseTheGameDev 5 лет назад

      Telling the truth requires very little brain activity actually. Coming up with a creative lie is WAY more involved. If they only "just wanted it to stop" seriously, then they would just tell the truth. They don't want to betray their cause.

  • @Zman9042
    @Zman9042 5 лет назад +57

    "Recruiting black muslims in Montana". I heard that and immediately laughed. Then they showed it was a lie and I was on the floor laughing

  • @grumpyoldmaninadodgecharge784
    @grumpyoldmaninadodgecharge784 3 года назад +38

    “Nothing more American than a drunk man jumping into a Christmas tree” is an ironic turn of phrase since Kiefer Sutherland is Canadian.

    • @gordonb604
      @gordonb604 3 года назад +2

      I was wondering if anyone was going to point this out. Thanks!

    • @renrutmat
      @renrutmat 3 года назад

      Canada is part of north America. Ergo Kiefer Sutherland is an American. Also includes Mexico. And what about those who live in south America who are also Americans.

    • @grumpyoldmaninadodgecharge784
      @grumpyoldmaninadodgecharge784 3 года назад +4

      @@renrutmat With all due respect, I disagree. In the context of the video he is talking about specifically the United States, not about North America. And also, worldwide the term “American” refers specifically to a person from the United States, not the continent of North America. So while I appreciate your semantics, that doesn’t apply in this case.

    • @redbuck1385
      @redbuck1385 2 года назад +1

      Nothing more american than Canadians.

  • @Andrew-bb7ci
    @Andrew-bb7ci 7 лет назад +2605

    Back then Donald trump wasn't a candidate. I remember the good days.

    • @TheRiku57
      @TheRiku57 7 лет назад +116

      Like when Sarah Palin was the scariest Republican? Ah......

    • @chriskirkwood9385
      @chriskirkwood9385 7 лет назад +46

      And now Trump is president...

    • @DarkeCrimson
      @DarkeCrimson 7 лет назад +12

      Not yet, dammit. *sigh* but soon.

    • @gFamWeb
      @gFamWeb 7 лет назад +1

      Squad Reacts well Obama vetoed that bill he was talking about so...

    • @quandovoceleroscomentarios9622
      @quandovoceleroscomentarios9622 7 лет назад +8

      Used to be so happy

  • @S0RGEx
    @S0RGEx 8 лет назад +325

    I fucking hate the term "advanced interrogation" or "enhanced interrogation" or whatever they feel like calling it, it's fucking torture! Say it! I'm not one of those "Political correctness is ruining our society" assholes, but there's a difference between properness and euphemisms. If a terrorist does it, it's torture. If an American does it, it's just interrogation. Of course, as long as it's still used by the government that won't go away, but it makes me angry, both that they try to dress it up with flowery language to make it better, and that people are dumb enough to believe it.

    • @tSp289
      @tSp289 8 лет назад +12

      +The Sorge There's political correctness, and then there's Newspeak. They're on different levels.

    • @OhMyLawdProductions
      @OhMyLawdProductions 8 лет назад +2

      Yes my brother! Finally someone says it!

    • @OhMyLawdProductions
      @OhMyLawdProductions 8 лет назад

      True

    • @dahliamazing
      @dahliamazing 8 лет назад +8

      The term you're looking for is doublespeak, which is a form of euphemism. It has nothing to do with political correctness, but it does have everything to do with politics.

    • @S0RGEx
      @S0RGEx 8 лет назад

      I couldn't remember the word for it at the time, thanks

  • @Lilas.Duveteux
    @Lilas.Duveteux 2 года назад +40

    Also, one must note that many torture technique work by directly harming the nervous system (water cure and electrical torture) which may cause trouble with thinking, coordination or perceiving sensory information, which basically means one tries to find information from someone they rendered unable to find the door nob to escape.

  • @someonesomewhere6346
    @someonesomewhere6346 4 года назад +65

    Wouldn’t that be against one of our amendments of cruel and unusual punishments?

    • @kayeka4123
      @kayeka4123 4 года назад +33

      American laws apply only on American soil, and army guidelines only apply to members of the US fighting forces. So if they pay mercenaries to torture people outside of the United States, it is all A-OK.

    • @joshuapenner2164
      @joshuapenner2164 3 года назад +7

      ​@@kayeka4123 I don't know if it does but I feel any american soldier/personel operating overseas should be held accountable to the us constitution and us laws

  • @escalade75
    @escalade75 9 лет назад +233

    Can I just say how much I adore John Oliver?

    • @terraventusaqua123
      @terraventusaqua123 9 лет назад +113

      escalade75 You may not! Delete that comment right now!!

    • @Alex2Buzz
      @Alex2Buzz 9 лет назад +5

      Robert Jay You may not say 'You may not!'! Delete that reply right now!!

    • @FoldAPieceOfWater
      @FoldAPieceOfWater 9 лет назад +4

      escalade75 He's a self-declared comedian, not a journalist. He does great work, but take his content with a pinch of salt. If he tells you to do something, as he often has, you should do some own research.
      He _could_ be dishonest about something to follow his own agenda, and ask people to do something and I bet many would do exactly that, because they trust someone they don't even know.
      I don't have the impression he's being ill-willed, quite the opposite, but even his opinion is not the be-all and end-all.

    • @melissaknive3494
      @melissaknive3494 9 лет назад +1

      FoldAPieceOfWater Other than the fact that Kiefer Sutherland is Canadian, this is evidence-based and a pretty good stab at the truth :)

    • @FoldAPieceOfWater
      @FoldAPieceOfWater 9 лет назад +4

      ***** That's fair enough. But I've seen his praise far exceed beyond the comedic level. I interpreted your comment incorrectly, sorry.

  • @SWHalo2
    @SWHalo2 8 лет назад +339

    Christmas Tree: "Thank you Boss!"
    Tree Morale +1

    • @TheASSASSIN51
      @TheASSASSIN51 8 лет назад +7

      +Man 0 all Js freaking epic
      Made my day

    • @gergelysimko9614
      @gergelysimko9614 7 лет назад

      Your profile is amazing :)

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 6 лет назад

      Oh yeah, I forgot he voiced Venom Snake.

  • @showandtell1313
    @showandtell1313 3 года назад +74

    'our president mr obama'
    its 2020 and hearing that still makes me sad. miss him

    • @UwU69792
      @UwU69792 3 года назад +1

      I miss Donald Trump. He was the best president we ever hade.

    • @showandtell1313
      @showandtell1313 3 года назад

      figures. ya cant even spell right.

    • @UwU69792
      @UwU69792 3 года назад

      @@showandtell1313 hi angel dust how are things going on

    • @UwU69792
      @UwU69792 3 года назад

      @@showandtell1313 I'm a big fan of yours UwU

    • @jwanbesande2734
      @jwanbesande2734 3 года назад +1

      You know a president's bad when he makes you miss Obama

  • @kivilife
    @kivilife 5 лет назад +12

    "Sadly torture is not just something that happens to Mel Gibson" lol man, writers on this show combined with John's deliveries are just pure perfection!

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 9 лет назад +404

    Tonight's episode of Game of Thrones was torture

    • @Munich22100
      @Munich22100 9 лет назад +3

      Agreed that was horrifying.

    • @bat32391
      @bat32391 9 лет назад +30

      Munich22100 Unless the red witch does the resurrection magic on you know who. I want the Nights King to whoop everyone's ass.

    • @darksteel78
      @darksteel78 9 лет назад +3

      Nori Takei Do you mean this season (which is over) or next season (which no one knows what will happen)?

    • @bat32391
      @bat32391 9 лет назад

      ***** Woah when you say reborn in Ice do you mean he could become one of the White Walkers? Because that would be fucking awesome.

    • @Xmasforever1
      @Xmasforever1 9 лет назад +7

      bat32391 you know who?Is Voldemort going to be in game of thrones??well,that's a plot twist...

  • @IronChuck
    @IronChuck 9 лет назад +101

    "There is nothing more American than a drunk man jumping into a Christmas tree."
    Especially when he's Canadian.

    • @DestructiveFlames
      @DestructiveFlames 9 лет назад +27

      Charlie Irons Canada is in America, so he's still American.

    • @camreddish1fan202
      @camreddish1fan202 9 лет назад +8

      +RedFire, that's like saying "Brazillians are americans because they're from South America."

    • @DestructiveFlames
      @DestructiveFlames 9 лет назад +30

      Qbomb Warner Yeah, it is like saying that, because it's true.

    • @cg-zk6dk
      @cg-zk6dk 9 лет назад +6

      RedFire canada is its own country and even though the continent is north america they are still refereed to as Canadians since american usually implies you are a citizen of the U.S.A

    • @DestructiveFlames
      @DestructiveFlames 9 лет назад +20

      christian g It doesn't matter what they're usually referred to as. They are still officially American, and so is every country on the American continent.

  • @Viking_Luchador
    @Viking_Luchador 2 года назад +17

    six months before this episode aired, when draft-dodger Dick Cheney claimed waterboarding wasn't torture, Vietnam vet Jesse Ventura -- who actually *was* waterboarded as part of his Special Forces S.E.R.E. training ("Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape") -- said "You let me waterboard Dick Cheney for an hour, and I'll have him confessing to Sharon Tate's murder"

    • @mamtapandey5402
      @mamtapandey5402 2 года назад +1

      That means torture works !

    • @havable
      @havable 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@mamtapandey5402 No, it means he'd confess to a murder he didn't commit just to get the torture to stop.

  • @MSCCA
    @MSCCA 9 лет назад +187

    Civilized people do not support torture

    • @xjlmt
      @xjlmt 9 лет назад +7

      MSCCAravetta But Americans do!

    • @garrett21
      @garrett21 9 лет назад +3

      That's not even remotely true

    • @niveshproag8660
      @niveshproag8660 9 лет назад +35

      garrettthurman21 What part of stuffing food up a man's asshole is civilised. Or suffocating him. Or tying him up and leaving him for death.

    • @xjlmt
      @xjlmt 9 лет назад +3

      garrettthurman21
      Garrett-less-than-human is just like Dickless Cheney.

    • @14Schofield
      @14Schofield 9 лет назад +3

      MSCCAravetta I'm sorry, but what is civilized? I don't support torture but I'm not going to say I'm more civilized than somebody who might. I don't think I'm arrogant enough to say that because I probably have beliefs that others might find 'uncivilized'.

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 9 лет назад +120

    Torture is cruel and unusual punishment. It's illegal. It's unconstitutional.

    • @erikjohansson4275
      @erikjohansson4275 8 лет назад +5

      ***** no, it's *MURICAN'!!!*

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 8 лет назад +8

      Eric Johansson that's what i meant.
      There's 2 types of yanks here. the Americans like myself and the 'Muricans like every racist bigoted southerner ever

    • @easyreadingforlisteners8757
      @easyreadingforlisteners8757 8 лет назад +3

      +Anthony Long I'm an American, Southern, and not racist. So please refrain from stereotyping all southerners as racist. It's offensive.

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 8 лет назад +2

      EasyReadingforListeners if you arent a racist bigoted southerner then that comment doesnt apply to you.

    • @carrieberry8846
      @carrieberry8846 8 лет назад +1

      +Anthony Long yes, it is, and we were always proud of the fact we didn't torture...now I see teabaggers who still defend it. A sorry legacy.

  • @AgentAika001
    @AgentAika001 2 года назад +11

    I will never live down that someone like Antonin Scalia was on our Supreme Court and that half of this country thinks he's had a brilliant judicial mind

    • @havable
      @havable 6 месяцев назад

      They were told that lie often enough

  • @jacktowers7533
    @jacktowers7533 5 лет назад +33

    24's torture scenes were a deliberate attempt to shape public opinion that torture is justified to get results

  • @johnryan6019
    @johnryan6019 9 лет назад +352

    Man I was all hyped after the Bethesda conference and now I have to watch this downer stuff.
    Still, thank you John Oliver for being awesome.

    • @Confirmed866
      @Confirmed866 9 лет назад

      XD I feel you bro

    • @Rusted_
      @Rusted_ 9 лет назад +18

      Atleast we still get fallout 4 in few months

    • @Tormentality
      @Tormentality 9 лет назад +1

      John Ryan excuse my ignorance, but I'm curious what the Bethesda conference is?

    • @SlunkyBoi
      @SlunkyBoi 9 лет назад +15

      John Ryan Literally said the same thing when I saw this was out.
      FALLOUT 4 IS GONNA BE INSANE
      But seriously torture is terrible, and if people don't listen to John Fucking McCain (a firsthand expert on torture) when he says it's bad, idk what the fucks wrong with Congress.

    • @minervaalexia6074
      @minervaalexia6074 9 лет назад +3

      John Ryan Downer it may be, but he always makes it entertaining at the same time. I really admire the way he's found to give people information without boring them.

  • @JeanLucPicard85
    @JeanLucPicard85 9 лет назад +182

    So where can I get that audio book?

    • @LGD3
      @LGD3 9 лет назад +28

      Tell me Picard; how many lights do you see?

    • @Infernal460
      @Infernal460 8 лет назад

      *****
      Does that include the lights behind and to the side of you Gul.

    • @joshholloway7254
      @joshholloway7254 8 лет назад +1

      Sorry, I fell asleep during the audio book... what did Dame Helen Mirren say?

    • @joshholloway7254
      @joshholloway7254 8 лет назад +2

      L6915 Ok. I already knew that, so I guess I didn't really miss anything.

  • @mbstar_35
    @mbstar_35 2 года назад +2

    “Let me help you find your exit strategy, to give you a life,” hits hard

  • @JamesRichardWiley
    @JamesRichardWiley 4 года назад +40

    If torture is OK for Americans to use on our enemies then torture is OK for our enemies to use on Americans.
    The current laws against torture are worthless because those who engage in torture are not prosecuted.

  • @devingendron2287
    @devingendron2287 7 лет назад +733

    My AP Government Textbook once, in a discussion on questions of balancing rights against security, that "Even the strongest opponent of torture has to admit that it is sometimes necessary." That pissed me off quite severely. No, I do not have to admit that. No I do not admit it. It is wrong. Torture is morally reprehensible, Torture is always morally reprehensible, and it always has been morally reprehensible. There are no special circumstances, there are no conditions, IT IS WRONG. It is a direct violation of multiple international statutes, and of the United States Constitution. And it doesn't even work, because someone being tortured will say anything, true or not, in order to stop being tortured. Torture is wrong, no ifs ands or buts, period, full stop, case closed.

    • @EliasBorchert
      @EliasBorchert 7 лет назад +14

      Devin Gendron what textbook said that?!

    • @EliasBorchert
      @EliasBorchert 7 лет назад +17

      That's horrible!

    • @devingendron2287
      @devingendron2287 7 лет назад +30

      More or less my teacher (a new AP Gov teacher using the standard school book)'s reaction, after I said more or less what I did in this comment. Unfortunately, I don't remember the specific textbook, Else I'd put a negative review wherever I could.

    • @sylviastanell2043
      @sylviastanell2043 7 лет назад +22

      Devin Gendron I'll be honest, I read it as "AP Geometry textbook" at first, and I was so confused at first.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 7 лет назад +28

      If torture worked I would quite agree with them but what is torture supposedly necessary for? The only thing is is good for is when you have already decided what a person is guilty of and wants them to confess that crime regardless if it is true or not. And right me if I'm wrong but when it that ever necessary?

  • @atomhearts
    @atomhearts 8 лет назад +311

    People are willing to admit anything when being tortured. They do it just to make it stop. And I thought our country was better than this. I guess not. And people are disgusting for trying to sugar coat what they're doing to those poor people.

    • @filipe5722
      @filipe5722 8 лет назад +7

      +Sam Nee The problem is that they are not poor people, they are suspects of terrorism and people in the US want, above all, let's be franks, revenge for 9/11, not possible information on counter-terrorism.

    • @raymondbenjamins5884
      @raymondbenjamins5884 8 лет назад +51

      +Filipe Barroso Exactly, "suspects." In this video there is even an example of an innocent person that died because he was tortured. And wanting revenge for 9/11 is nothing better then what the terrorists are doing.

    • @filipe5722
      @filipe5722 8 лет назад +7

      Raymond Benjamins Yes, I know. I wasn't defending the use of torture. I just wanted to highlight the fact the people use the national security as an excuse to justify revenge, either against those we know are guilty or just against those who are just suspects. I don't defend, by any means the use of torture, I want that to be clear.

    • @johnv5129
      @johnv5129 8 лет назад +1

      +Expending Iraq and syria are torturing all the time but they still get a shit ton of attacks

    • @mohammadfahad3385
      @mohammadfahad3385 8 лет назад +11

      +Expending , you do know that bees and wasps (fucking literally) killed more people in america than the fucking so called islamic extremeists since 2002, don't you?

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 5 лет назад +35

    Torture is like a toaster, if it doesn't work you don't keep using it.

    • @bluegenes2273
      @bluegenes2273 4 года назад +2

      Pffft. We're talkin' _'murican toasters_ here, you savage.
      Also, "'murican toaster" is now the working title of my new... something.

    • @adammichna5175
      @adammichna5175 4 года назад

      Well, the toaster metaphor does not work that well. A toaster can be repaired.

    • @idenree8606
      @idenree8606 3 года назад

      Except it does , john Oliver and who ever else wrote the script is taking examples only from 2001 until today and only by the US and only tortures that are preformed on US lands .
      I don't know what you think but it sounds very nitpicky for me .

    • @joshuapenner2164
      @joshuapenner2164 3 года назад

      *should be like

  • @macaylac9829
    @macaylac9829 4 года назад +16

    there’s a really good movie with Adam Driver about this called The Report!!

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 3 года назад +9

      Don't mention Adam Driver to John.
      You know how it will escalate :D

  • @JohnDoe-nq4du
    @JohnDoe-nq4du 8 лет назад +175

    Where can I get a copy of the full Helen Mirren audio book of that report?

  • @Ryknight2
    @Ryknight2 8 лет назад +765

    John Oliver - 1
    Antonin Scalia - 0

    • @SLEnergy-zl7cw
      @SLEnergy-zl7cw 8 лет назад +2

      ;)

    • @AuraMaster7
      @AuraMaster7 8 лет назад +52

      Probably because Scalia is dead.

    • @malea545
      @malea545 8 лет назад +11

      +AuraMaster no I think its because he was a douche

    • @andrewroy9263
      @andrewroy9263 8 лет назад +1

      +Ryknight2 How many lives they are currently living?

    • @twudotJam
      @twudotJam 8 лет назад +6

      John Oliver - 3 million
      Everyone else - 3 and a half

  • @MuggsMcGinnis
    @MuggsMcGinnis 4 года назад +19

    Where can we find the recording of Helen Mirren reading the Senate Torture Report?

  • @125steini
    @125steini 5 лет назад +93

    "Recruit black muslim convertists in Montana"
    LMAO
    Can't believe they fell for it.

    • @trypptrapp266
      @trypptrapp266 4 года назад +2

      Right?! Tell them to let me know when they find one, I've been looking myself.

    • @ultimatehawkeyefangirl
      @ultimatehawkeyefangirl 3 года назад +4

      This is late, but this is also the government, that when figuring out that gays in the military used the phrase "Friends of Dorothy," as a code, they thought there was a woman named Dorothy who knew all of the gays, when it was actually a reference to The Wizard of Oz.

    • @Flame1611
      @Flame1611 3 года назад +4

      @@ultimatehawkeyefangirl Ah yes, the all knowing Dorothy. She decides if you're gay and so she knows all gays. All praise Dorothy.

    • @aliciadavis1505
      @aliciadavis1505 3 года назад +1

      LMFAO Right cause there's like 50 and I was born and raised there and related to 6 of them really WTF

    • @ramseyremedy3805
      @ramseyremedy3805 2 года назад

      fucking casuals xD

  • @dralberthofmann
    @dralberthofmann 7 лет назад +245

    I read several sections. It's horrifying. Our country did horrific things.

    • @desertfoxcartoon
      @desertfoxcartoon 7 лет назад +16

      Certain individuals from our country did horrible things and they should be punished for it, this is not representative of America.

    • @amab2977
      @amab2977 7 лет назад +29

      yes,yes it is.

    • @andreww9726
      @andreww9726 7 лет назад +3

      +Josie Lee I'd imagine a lot of the 57% don't know everything they do though

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 7 лет назад +9

      Sadly, in a world where people just eats up every fact as face value, they'd just cling to those facts an apply it to the general populace. That's why stereotypes exist.

    • @_valor
      @_valor 6 лет назад +4

      *does, honey

  • @lamborger
    @lamborger 7 лет назад +64

    "The purpose of torture is not to get information, it is about spreading fear."
    ~Eduardo Galeano

  • @popopop984
    @popopop984 4 года назад +20

    Didn’t they prove that torture is basically useless

    • @frederikhyrup2871
      @frederikhyrup2871 4 года назад +3

      Its usefull for probaganda. Politics and even religion. But not intelligence.

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 4 года назад +4

      @@frederikhyrup2871 Even worse, it's useful in those ways _to the other side_
      "Look at our enemy, he tortures people!" "I mean, not _all_ the time!"

    • @frederikhyrup2871
      @frederikhyrup2871 3 года назад +3

      @@potaterjim Agreed. Btw did you feel that FBI fella mindfuck you? He scared the piss out of me.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 года назад +2

      Many governments have known that torture doesn't work since at least the 1700s.

    • @idenree8606
      @idenree8606 3 года назад

      When tf did they prove that ?

  • @glyphin343
    @glyphin343 3 года назад +9

    up until 8th grade I thought waterboarding was a lake sport.

  • @fatimatariq4350
    @fatimatariq4350 8 лет назад +295

    I'm sure you would lie and say whatever the hell you need to say if you're being water boarded or worse. Torture is not reliable. It makes people say what needs to be said to make the pain stop.

    • @ishmaelm1932
      @ishmaelm1932 5 лет назад

      You are gorgeous

    • @adarshsathian2862
      @adarshsathian2862 5 лет назад +5

      Let me ask you one thing. If the CIA arrests you suddenly and took you for an interrogation and they rape you, violate each and every part of your body, torture you, mentally harass you and ask you about the plans, the terrorists are now making despite you are an innocent person. What information can you give?

    • @kathrynslade3118
      @kathrynslade3118 5 лет назад +10

      Fake information based off of the questions they're asking.

    • @scottcarlass8887
      @scottcarlass8887 5 лет назад

      Not only do they violate your pinky toes, but also your English grammar. Oh GOD NOOOO!

    • @bobwalsh3751
      @bobwalsh3751 5 лет назад

      NO SHIT!

  • @PeterK1984
    @PeterK1984 8 лет назад +62

    It's sad that he did not get Kiefer Sutherland to make an appearance on the subject. What could possibly have been better than Jack Bauer himself screaming "Torture does not work, goddamit!" at the audience?
    Kiefer Sutherland is opposed to torture and has said so several times in interviews.

    • @codyjolley6565
      @codyjolley6565 8 лет назад +1

      They should have ocelot talk about his "private time" with Huey.

    • @axel995r
      @axel995r 8 лет назад +3

      +PeterK1984 There is actually one spy TV show where the main character says that multiple times, and also where torture is used only by bad guys...it's called Burn Notice, they actually call bullshit on that theory and say that torture doesn't work cause the person will just tell you any bullshit to stop the pain...

    • @PeterK1984
      @PeterK1984 8 лет назад

      Aleksa Ristic I know Burn notice. I loved that show.
      But it is another good example of the time tested fact that NOTHING should run for more than 5 seasons.

    • @axel995r
      @axel995r 8 лет назад +1

      Yup amen to that, after season 5 it just went downhill...

  • @billyleask
    @billyleask 5 лет назад +23

    'Advanced interrogation'
    As though we haven't literally pulled it from medieval history and put our own spin on it.

  • @ivys1991
    @ivys1991 4 года назад +5

    Think about it: if you were being tortured to share something that you knew nothing about, wouldn't you make something up to make it stop?

  • @AC_Blanco
    @AC_Blanco 8 лет назад +7

    That Interrogator is world class Professional. Negotiation skill level is insane! Body Language, Tone of voice, syntax is excellent.

  • @HansCarterFilms
    @HansCarterFilms 9 лет назад +49

    Helen Mirren should narrate anything that has ever been written.
    - Carter

    • @tinaellz3890
      @tinaellz3890 9 лет назад

      Hans & Carter Like what?

    • @acurabrown7769
      @acurabrown7769 9 лет назад +3

      TinaEllz a book

    • @Abyssal86
      @Abyssal86 9 лет назад

      TinaEllz I don't even care, she could read the back of a cereal box for hours and I'd still listen.

    • @terraventusaqua123
      @terraventusaqua123 9 лет назад

      TinaEllz I'd read Twilight or 50 Shades to her voice! That's how soothing she is!

  • @alvaroampudia4382
    @alvaroampudia4382 5 лет назад +50

    13:57 ahh.... those old times when trump wasn't even a candidate..... good times, good times....

  • @evanlilley8986
    @evanlilley8986 4 года назад +4

    “Nothing more American than a drunk man jumping into a Christmas tree”. Classic Oliver.

  • @MsStormcrow
    @MsStormcrow 8 лет назад +148

    I really liked 24, but I also realize it's completely unrealistic. Torture is not a effective way to get information.

    • @long25714
      @long25714 8 лет назад +45

      no shit, when youre pumping water into someones ass, theyll sing like a bird and tell you w/e you want to here. therefore, unreliable

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 8 лет назад +5

      +long25714 Like that second guy who told about a black recruiter in Montana

    • @hirokokueh3541
      @hirokokueh3541 6 лет назад +3

      just like tentacle porn, it's good, but you know it's nor real

    • @CRASHjester
      @CRASHjester 6 лет назад +6

      Hiroko Kaku Actually, while the torture IS REAL, it's simply ineffective. There is no actual data on whether torture is effective or not, simply because attempting to conduct such a study is a crime against humanity, and warrants a sanction from the United Nations.
      I am appalled that the US government tortures any and all suspected terrorists without doing so much as a fucking background check.
      And the worst part is, our government has done the basic equivalent of sitting on a lawn chair outside in a trailer park, drinking Miller Lite and watching crappy reality TV: nothing at all.

    • @requix11
      @requix11 6 лет назад +1

      Lori Burnip yeah it is! If I came to you, tied you up and took one tooth out for every ten seconds of no info, you'd talk. No one's that tough

  • @sindrealight5182
    @sindrealight5182 8 лет назад +248

    You would think knowledge of the witch trials would give some amount of insight to the reliability of torture right? Or is that not mentioned in world history class these days.

    • @uegvdczuVF
      @uegvdczuVF 8 лет назад +29

      +Sindrea Light Good analogy. But bear in mind that you are referring to the people half of which don't believe in Big bang. So as far as they are concerned most if not all of the men and women tortured and burned were witches who cursed people, had sex with Satan and deserved what they got... I mean they did admit to doing those things, right?

    • @justalostlocal
      @justalostlocal 6 лет назад +7

      Kinda 0FiNCE1VE Have you watched the video? Firstly torture is not effective. He even showed some fucking examples and CIA published a report. Futhermore if you are tortured to admit a crime you didn't do, you'll likely lie just to make the pain stop.

    • @q345ify
      @q345ify 6 лет назад +6

      It should also be noted that torture wasn't considered admissible in the vast majority of the Inquisition's heresy trials without corroboration because they knew its reliability was dubious at best- so congratulations CIA, you had lower standards of proof than Medieval European witch hunters

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 лет назад +1

      +tbarry12 - And those medieval witch hunter guys had way cooler hats, too. The CIA needs to up their game. (and dial down the atrocities while they're at it)

    • @jamieyoung9479
      @jamieyoung9479 5 лет назад +1

      one word. america.

  • @noahgray543
    @noahgray543 2 года назад +3

    The thing about torture is that even the Nazis mostly knew it didn't work. Their best interrogator, a man named Hans Scharff (probably butchered my spelling there), was famous for never using physical means to get information and even more famous for being *well liked* by captured allied soldiers.
    Fun fact: he went on to be a mosaic artist.

  • @harbindersinghbarry3667
    @harbindersinghbarry3667 4 года назад +31

    What would you expect especially when the person doesn’t know anything and to avoid as much pain as possible they will , lie and make up false stories to please the interrogator . That should be fairly obvious !

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 4 года назад +3

      I mean hell, a couple rounds of water boarding and I'll tell you the secret location of DB Coopers treasure.

  • @ChimeraReiax
    @ChimeraReiax 6 лет назад +183

    "All 14 declared candidates"
    Ah yes, back when a certain someone wasn't on that list...

  • @jaromirdeswart7505
    @jaromirdeswart7505 7 лет назад +147

    I really want the full Helen Mirren audio book though.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 4 года назад +20

      Seriously, I'd like to know if it's available for download.

    • @henbane2247
      @henbane2247 4 года назад +3

      She sounds great

    • @1andonlyzara
      @1andonlyzara 4 года назад +3

      Anyone know where we can get it?

    • @mapelberg
      @mapelberg 3 года назад +2

      I would also really want to hear it.

  • @peanutmoose9591
    @peanutmoose9591 3 года назад +6

    It's so weird seeing him on an actual TV set

  • @Gypsy-Tongue
    @Gypsy-Tongue 4 года назад +2

    Kiefer Sunderland ramming into a Christmas tree is just as awesome as his role as President in designated survivor

  • @DylanisHere04
    @DylanisHere04 7 лет назад +227

    Yup, nothing more American than a Canadian man jumping into a Christmas tree

    • @Sleepy_Kitsune
      @Sleepy_Kitsune 7 лет назад +24

      its true, there is nothing more american then claiming someones an american cause they did something stupid while drunk
      im canadian btw

    • @DylanisHere04
      @DylanisHere04 7 лет назад +3

      SleepyKitsune So am I lol

    • @Penguin_of_Death
      @Penguin_of_Death 5 лет назад +2

      He was born in England lol :D

    • @mattissilverbern7791
      @mattissilverbern7791 4 года назад +3

      While Italian opera plays in the background

    • @manuellinares5926
      @manuellinares5926 4 года назад +1

      @@mattissilverbern7791 "that would explain everything"

  • @keiyakins
    @keiyakins 8 лет назад +26

    I want a full set of her reading Beatrix Potter. I would legitimately snuggle up in my bed and put it on, can you imagine how soothing that would be?

  • @KurtisC93
    @KurtisC93 2 года назад +1

    "Rectally infused" is one of the most legitimately horrifying phrases I have ever had the misfortune to come across.

  • @elliottylermusic
    @elliottylermusic 6 лет назад +2

    John Oliver never fails to be honest about what goes on in this messed up world and make me laugh about it. I honestly don’t know how he does it, considering how scary the stuff he talks about actually is. Keep doing what you’re doing, John.

  • @legorigplaysmc
    @legorigplaysmc 8 лет назад +471

    They played us like a damn fiddle!

    • @wilsonrono10
      @wilsonrono10 8 лет назад +9

      Kaz, I need exfil.

    • @legorigplaysmc
      @legorigplaysmc 8 лет назад +7

      Wilson Roño Pequod approaching LZ.

    • @wilsonrono10
      @wilsonrono10 8 лет назад +6

      Goddamit, Kaz. 5 days too late! XD

    • @legorigplaysmc
      @legorigplaysmc 8 лет назад +19

      Wilson Roño Kept you waiting huh.

    • @bobey29
      @bobey29 7 лет назад +7

      You're pretty good.

  • @sinchanpathak5688
    @sinchanpathak5688 8 лет назад +63

    John Oliver, I trust the information you show.

  • @musicauthority674
    @musicauthority674 5 месяцев назад +2

    Helen Mearen saying rectally infused, has got to be the scariest way I've heard those words used.

  • @SJTannenbaum
    @SJTannenbaum 4 года назад +13

    im weirdly obsessed with John Oliver's teeth when he smiles. anyone else feel that?

  • @LordSplendid
    @LordSplendid 9 лет назад +21

    I really like the emphasis on the fact that torture does not work. I realize that I have kind off assumed that most people already knew that, but that is clearly not the case. Some people think torture is fine, as long as the victim is "evil" (no clue how that could ever be established beyond reasonable doubt). Used to think that those people were just very cruel and wished to see "bad" people suffer for no good reason. But if people really imagine that torture produce reliable information, I guess the reasoning makes more sense. So yeah. Time to read up on the evidence that torture does not work, that is clearly the key point. Let us end the madness.

    • @toddcrane4318
      @toddcrane4318 9 лет назад

      Torture can work but it rarely does for example in ww2 one Nazi officer was feared by the Allies I forgot his name who used torture to get valid information every time but that's the exception

    • @diegoernestovarelaparra3820
      @diegoernestovarelaparra3820 9 лет назад +2

      LordSplendid Pretty much, a lot of people have the idea that if you are "evil" them sudeenly given them a moral permission to do whatever the hell they want

    • @jasonearle2521
      @jasonearle2521 8 лет назад

      *****

  • @Damnhippies546
    @Damnhippies546 9 лет назад +115

    Oh so they DO come out at exactly 2:30 am

    • @kevinbevin2
      @kevinbevin2 9 лет назад +4

      Joey Bullis I've been dying to figure this out too.

    • @Papermate123
      @Papermate123 9 лет назад

      Joey Bullis I got here at 2:41 am so I can't confirm this at the moment, but I will be back to check this theory out next time around.

    • @zach4198
      @zach4198 9 лет назад

      Joey Bullis They do come out about 2:30 AM. I started watching it 9 minutes after it came out and it was 2:39 AM

    • @F3tcher
      @F3tcher 9 лет назад +2

      That depends on your time zone

    • @lizzybennet5726
      @lizzybennet5726 9 лет назад +2

      Joey Bullis 2:30am ET, everyone else can figure out the rest, according to your own time zone.

  • @etazeta674
    @etazeta674 4 года назад +8

    Wait, people don’t realize that torture is a shitty way to get information out of someone?
    Here’s a scenario for you: you’re tied to a chair and someone is putting a drill through your kneecap you would do anything to make the pain stop, barring betraying people who trust you. So at that point what you end up doing is telling your interrogators a lie to get yourself a reprieve, hence why you can’t trust any info a tortured prisoner gives you. It’s that simple

    • @wolftitanreading5308
      @wolftitanreading5308 2 года назад

      yet, a fun fact, if you lie, and proven that your not telling the truth, they'll come back and be far worst, you've saved yourself for now but if your not being truthful it'll be far worst. then add in the fear of if they're wrong they know what they'll do. and know it could be worst.

  • @gentlecatalyst4634
    @gentlecatalyst4634 4 года назад +5

    When you gaze into the abyss...
    The abyss gazes into you.

  • @P4T0mtz14
    @P4T0mtz14 6 лет назад +43

    Past John didn't imagine Trump would be president. Happy days.

  • @soulrenvods
    @soulrenvods 7 лет назад +19

    I like how you can hear what sounds like a wounded scream after he insults budlight lime.

  • @happyelephant5384
    @happyelephant5384 2 года назад +1

    As a foreigner learning English thanks to English language videos in RUclips, I'm really happy i do not know what some words here really mean :))

  • @red_crow_studios3176
    @red_crow_studios3176 5 лет назад +7

    John Oliver: the only guy who makes me laugh about the action or practice of inflicting severe pain on someone as a punishment or to force them to do or say something, or for the pleasure of the person inflicting the pain.

  • @jimmythebuddhistbee8786
    @jimmythebuddhistbee8786 8 лет назад +250

    7:52 "you probably don't think if can shove this down your throat but trust me i can" rapisty torture scene ever

    • @SLEnergy-zl7cw
      @SLEnergy-zl7cw 8 лет назад +1

      Damn

    • @TheSpecialJ11
      @TheSpecialJ11 8 лет назад +6

      Just close your eyes, and it's so much better.

    • @MrJagdepplin
      @MrJagdepplin 8 лет назад +6

      "That would explain everything."

    • @whensomethingcriesagain
      @whensomethingcriesagain 8 лет назад +2

      Being said by Kiefer Sutherland, no less

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 6 лет назад

      Yup, until Sicario stole that scene but without mere implication (great movie, showed it to my yaas queen friends but they just thought that scene implied they were gay lovers)

  • @enzmondo
    @enzmondo 7 лет назад +104

    "Sadly, torture is not just something that happens to Mel Gibson."

    • @guillepankeke2844
      @guillepankeke2844 4 года назад +1

      Worry not public, apparently he kind of likes it.

  • @Sag3brush
    @Sag3brush 2 года назад +3

    11:26 I grew up in montana, and I'm 21 years old right now. Having spent 21 years of my life in montana, I can count on one hand the number of black people that I've met throughout my ENTIRE LIFE in Montana and still have some fingers left over. I've never met a Muslim person in Montana at all. That is how ridiculous the prospect of going to Montana to recruit black Muslims is.

  • @ruchpat1
    @ruchpat1 6 лет назад +4

    "An ill-tempered bull frog in a robe" RIP Scalia

  • @77ratduster
    @77ratduster 8 лет назад +76

    the real question is, did the crest white strips work?