Chickens: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @maddude7161
    @maddude7161 9 лет назад +2107

    The fact that John Oliver and his team can pack more knowledge, humor, and honesty in one clip than most actual news organizations means either John Oliver is a news god descended from on high, or Fox, CNN, and MSNBC really are just that fucking terrible.
    Or maybe it's both.

    • @FinalManaTrigger
      @FinalManaTrigger 9 лет назад +33

      Maddude Well said! I'm thinking both.

    • @TheDredo666
      @TheDredo666 9 лет назад +21

      Maddude I'd bet my dime on both

    • @theeNappy
      @theeNappy 9 лет назад +10

      It's both

    • @MerlosTheMad
      @MerlosTheMad 9 лет назад +9

      Maddude Both.

    • @SV67943
      @SV67943 9 лет назад +7

      You knew it was both when you wrote it.

  • @thegayhare
    @thegayhare 8 лет назад +6354

    John Oliver I must say this video saved me. in the last 3 years I started raising a small flock of back yard chickens. A uncle came to me and told me about a contract farming ad he'd seen and thought it would be a good move for me since I loved my girls and really enjoy them. But I had watched this literally the day before he showed me the ad. You saved me from leaping into a horrible situation.

    • @harikesanbalachandran7083
      @harikesanbalachandran7083 7 лет назад +308

      thegayhare this is pretty insane dude. Thank god this happened

    • @pegasusdrive12
      @pegasusdrive12 6 лет назад +121

      Good on ya mate.

    • @corriblehunt4554
      @corriblehunt4554 6 лет назад +22

      This didn't really happen, though

    • @cyantulip
      @cyantulip 5 лет назад +62

      If you love your “girls” and really enjoy them, why would you want to sell them off to be butchered and made into nuggets?

    • @bus6292
      @bus6292 5 лет назад +31

      @@cyantulip It's fake. A small flock of backyard chickens is not going to get a Tyson contract.

  • @LostieTrekieTechie
    @LostieTrekieTechie 5 лет назад +5848

    I think LastWeekTonight should occasionally go back to old topics and cover how the situation has changed/improved

    • @catmagic2226
      @catmagic2226 5 лет назад +114

      They HAVEN'T.
      All you hear are ceos...laughing.

    • @notreallysure4575
      @notreallysure4575 5 лет назад +113

      They just recently updated on the situation with that coal ceo who sued them

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 5 лет назад +45

      That would be intresting and probably depressing most of the time.

    • @victoriaogle9625
      @victoriaogle9625 4 года назад +55

      rafiusa.org/blog/u-s-house-passes-anti-farmer-amendment-to-2017-budget/

    • @golden4730
      @golden4730 4 года назад +41

      No point cause nothing improves in Murica

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 4 года назад +477

    I’m a chicken farmer and hits the nail right on the head with this one. Bravo for pointing out issues that many wouldn’t consider.

    • @jerryokazaki8626
      @jerryokazaki8626 2 года назад +3

      Hope you are doing well, I hate the fact that a daily meal has such a horrific story behind it ✌️

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад +5

      @@jerryokazaki8626 Not my daily meal! Why boycott animal products?
      1-Your own health (vegans are less likely to get several deadly chronic diseases)
      2-Helping to end animal agriculture would reduce the chance of another pandemic & other zoonotic diseases
      3-Helping to end animal ag would reduce the chance of the development of an antibiotic resistant pathogen.
      4-Animal ag wastes a huge amount of fresh water. Each vegan saves 219,000 gallons of water every year!
      5-Animal ag is a major cause of water pollution
      6-Animal ag is a major cause of deforestation
      7-Animal ag increases PTSD and spousal abuse in the people who work in slaughterhouses. Workers in meat packing facilities often endure terrible, dangerous working conditions.
      8-Animal ag is a major cause of the loss of habitat and biodiversity
      9-Needless killing of innocent, sentient beings cannot be ethically justified.
      10- It is the single most effective way for each of us to fight climate change and environmental degradation.
      11- Longer lifespan.
      12- Healthier weight (vegans were the only dietary group in the Adventist Studies that had an average BMI in the recommended range.)
      13- A healthy plant based diet significantly reduces the chances of ED later in life, and even 1 meal can improve bedroom performance
      14- Vegetarians and vegans have lower rates of dementia later in life
      15- A plant based diet could save money! You could reduce your food budget by one third!
      16-A fully plant based diet improves the immune system according to a study published in the journal BMJ Nutrition Prevention & Health
      17-A fully plant based food system would greatly reduce food borne illnesses like salmonella
      18-A fully plant based food system would be able to feed millions more people. Our population is growing!
      19-A fully plant based food system would save 13,000 lives a year from the air pollution caused by animal agriculture, according to a study
      20- A vegan world would save 8 million human lives a year, and $1 trillion in health care and related costs (Oxford Study)
      Links for some of these are at my channel under "About."
      If you doubt any of them, I would be glad to cite evidence from credible sources to back them up. RUclips only allows a certain number of links at my channel.

    • @fpvx3922
      @fpvx3922 Год назад

      While animal agriculture can certainly have negative environmental consequences, not all meat production methods are created equal. Some farming practices, such as regenerative agriculture, can actually have a net positive impact on the environment by improving soil health, reducing carbon emissions, and promoting biodiversity. Supporting these types of farming practices can help incentivize more sustainable and environmentally-friendly food systems.
      Regenerative agriculture is a holistic farming approach that seeks to improve soil health, increase biodiversity, and reduce carbon emissions. It emphasizes the use of cover crops, crop rotation, and reduced tillage to improve soil structure and promote soil health. It also often incorporates livestock grazing, which can help to sequester carbon in the soil and improve nutrient cycling.
      In contrast to conventional animal agriculture, which often relies on intensive confinement operations and large amounts of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides, regenerative agriculture prioritizes the health of the soil and the surrounding ecosystem. This can lead to a more resilient and sustainable food system that supports both environmental and human health.
      While regenerative agriculture is still a relatively small part of the overall food system, it has gained increasing attention and support in recent years as a potential solution to some of the negative environmental impacts of animal agriculture. By supporting farming practices that prioritize soil health and biodiversity, we can help to incentivize more sustainable and environmentally-friendly food systems.

    • @Fluffisnoterm
      @Fluffisnoterm 6 дней назад

      You doing okay?

  • @dkipu266
    @dkipu266 5 лет назад +1399

    Farmers are still committing suicide at considerably higher rates than the rest of our population. They are squeezed to hard, and they are all going to need some protection.

    • @pokoirlyase5931
      @pokoirlyase5931 5 лет назад +24

      Well technically physicians have the highest suicide rate, but at least they are rich. This farmin'issue mirrors the one seen in my country, except it's spanish contractors with Moroccab farmers. Colonialism is alive and well

    • @soapk5245
      @soapk5245 5 лет назад +40

      There was also a study that showed that the majority of farmers working in slaughterhouses get PTSD but aren't able to get counseling due to insurance granted by their jobs

    • @derp4987
      @derp4987 5 лет назад +21

      I'm amazed they dont try to take out some of the company that ruined their lives with them.

    • @jakobriekert9159
      @jakobriekert9159 5 лет назад +14

      @@derp4987 ha honestly surprised they havent killed people from these companies

    • @ryangainey94
      @ryangainey94 4 года назад +5

      Right after we take away farming subsidies from growers of corn, soybean, rice, wheat, cotton, and peanuts, right? Because agricultural subsidies come from our tax dollars, and these farmers in particular even without these subsidies easily make 60K a year which is substantially above the poverty line. Do that and THEN we can be worried about all the unsubsidized chicken farmers at the poverty level and below.

  • @Jack-pg8tn
    @Jack-pg8tn 8 лет назад +4727

    This show has taught me more than my school ever has.

    • @powerjbn9283
      @powerjbn9283 8 лет назад +17

      +The master Gggrip msr Since when? My history class has never been kind to America, and the few times that we've talked about current events, we've mainly been talking about problems with America.

    • @andregonzales9419
      @andregonzales9419 8 лет назад +5

      +JMC Haha So True

    • @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 8 лет назад +6

      It's not like we live in a dystopia.

    • @Daggers008
      @Daggers008 8 лет назад +1

      +The master Gggrip msr it's called "propaganda"

    • @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 8 лет назад +12

      Reality has a liberal bias.

  • @saularchila1519
    @saularchila1519 5 лет назад +126

    I've watched this segment 3 times since it was first released and the line stated by the chicken farmer from Alabama " im not brave... But I need the right to be able to talk to you today brings tears to my eyes every single time".

  • @sydneywalker8793
    @sydneywalker8793 4 года назад +1708

    It makes me incredibly happy to see that people are still actively editing Wikipedia pages to call those politicians “chicken f*ckers”

    • @bucca2
      @bucca2 4 года назад +108

      12 million views versus a roomful of them. We can do this forever!

    • @simul8rduude
      @simul8rduude 3 года назад +97

      @@bucca2 and this is just internet trolling when we're in a good mood. when we get mad and start doing it for spite you end up with crashed FCC websites lmao

    • @jurassicsmackdown6359
      @jurassicsmackdown6359 3 года назад +6

      Ehh.. not sure how much i like it.
      Dont want to imagine a human raping a chicken.

    • @simul8rduude
      @simul8rduude 3 года назад +112

      @@jurassicsmackdown6359 it's supposed to make people uncomfortable. That's the whole point. Don't fuck chicken growers and you won't have to be associated with fucking chickens.

    • @reda84.
      @reda84. 3 года назад +9

      @@jurassicsmackdown6359 it's consentual

  • @RobertHeadley
    @RobertHeadley 9 лет назад +566

    This is not a subject that I would expect John Oliver to cover with his fine tooth comb. That being said, it is good to see someone stand up for these farmers.

    • @BryanRuby
      @BryanRuby 9 лет назад +44

      I can't believe how entertaining and informative a video focused on chicken farms can be. A reminder that most farmers don't have it easy.

    • @pandakabob8013
      @pandakabob8013 9 лет назад +20

      Robert Headley Cuz these are the kinda stories that deserve to be acknowledged, but are too easy to fall through the cracks of normal news agencies.

    • @Biddybalboa
      @Biddybalboa 9 лет назад +16

      Robert Headley ?? ...This is exactly the kind of thing I'd expect John Oliver to cover.

    • @petersimon1551
      @petersimon1551 9 лет назад +5

      Great subject! A touchdown from so many angles!

    • @android12921
      @android12921 5 лет назад +1

      No nitpicking in here. These presentations are thoroughly researched. The model described here is a system in favour of big companies making filthily huge profits at the cost of poor farmers.

  • @johnbailey8103
    @johnbailey8103 2 года назад +52

    my grandfather was one of those Alabama chicken farmers willing to attend and speak at the town hall meetings, he was threatened before and after but after Vietnam, nothing scared him anymore, I'm very proud he was willing to represent those afraid for their and their family's health and financial safety

  • @charlesmin7764
    @charlesmin7764 9 лет назад +1377

    "Last Week Tonight has just uploaded a new video" The best notification from RUclips.

    • @ECEgirl2011
      @ECEgirl2011 9 лет назад +3

      I agree!!!!!!

    • @grandheresiarchdave3262
      @grandheresiarchdave3262 9 лет назад +17

      Charles Min All for say "Aye" all opposed say "Nay"
      *Aye*
      Looks like "Aye's" win this one.

    • @meshrash324
      @meshrash324 9 лет назад

      Charles Min oh yeah better than chocolate and better than sex, but not when chocolate and sex are combined

    • @rudoku14
      @rudoku14 9 лет назад +3

      Its the only notification i ever need.

    • @Rbndhk
      @Rbndhk 9 лет назад +3

      I was about to go in a deep sleep, then suddenly my mobile vibrated.

  • @drymos1713
    @drymos1713 5 лет назад +2271

    wait?.. you dont actually count the votes when passing a law? whoever makes the most noise wins?

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 5 лет назад +644

      I was thinking how in the fuck is this legal? And the dude just picked the side he wanted instead of actually going by the votes, and no one stopped him. Thats an absolutely insane way to vote.

    • @TheMgamesM
      @TheMgamesM 5 лет назад +279

      @@PraiseTheFSMonster I'm assuming people can ask for a recount and he would be forced to count. Still, unsettling how this can lead to false results

    • @LiberatedWaveMan
      @LiberatedWaveMan 5 лет назад +123

      Yeah I was fucking pissed

    • @warmpianist
      @warmpianist 5 лет назад +181

      Yeah, I really wonder how this shit works. We invented the very thing called "counting" since like 4000-10000 years BC (I don't know history), yet they don't even use it.

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 5 лет назад +193

      Welcome to the United States congress, where you can win a government position by default when you don't have competition, get funded by millionaires who then bribe, I mean LOBBY you to do what they want, even if it is against the needs if the people that it is literally your job to represent, and can get your opinion to be law simply by being the loudest person in the room.

  • @gerdonrhamsay2448
    @gerdonrhamsay2448 7 лет назад +2623

    As a chicken farmer from Australia, it is shocking to see the treatment chickens get in the US. Here in Australia it is compulsory to give them sunlight and toys to play with.

    • @thatboikaiser2790
      @thatboikaiser2790 6 лет назад +187

      Pro Sweaty Torbjörn There's such thing as chicken toys? How do they even look like?

    • @cuchpa
      @cuchpa 6 лет назад +401

      A chicken toy is a little bubbly head of Donald Trump that the chickens May Peck out and scratch

    • @kmanscano
      @kmanscano 6 лет назад +3

      Xd

    • @sjewitt22
      @sjewitt22 6 лет назад +146

      It's important that American know they have bad quality meat and the animals are treated awful, we (in the UK) are worried that when we leave the EU America (Trump regime) is going to make us do certain thing to get trade deals and having a similar meat farming system to you guys is one of them.

    • @jameshighland6769
      @jameshighland6769 6 лет назад +29

      Do Australians kill the chickens....just curious cause to me that's shocking as well...

  • @davebirney
    @davebirney 9 лет назад +483

    he said "the no's seem to have it" way to quickly

    • @MonaGamie
      @MonaGamie 9 лет назад +131

      ***** I was wondering the same thing- He did not even bother to count. Is that common practice?

    • @RavemastaJ
      @RavemastaJ 9 лет назад +93

      *****
      Well, when you're bought and paid for, and don't even look up to even pretend to count...
      You can say whatever the fuck you want. You still make the bennies, and fuck chicks.

    • @AhranMaoDante
      @AhranMaoDante 9 лет назад +11

      surfitlive Unfortunately, even if it's brought up as an infringement on the farmer's right of free speech, the government &/or companies will state that they are free to speak however they want, but they will be held accountable for what they say(which isn't illegal). It's the reason I hate the whole "America is better, cause we have free speech" rhetoric directed at other countries. All speech is free, it's how much/little accountability people face for free speech.
      At most they could try and get them for falsifying information on how successful the business would be, except that even then, the companies would defend themselves with something along the lines of "we didn't say it would be successful for you; you just heard what you wanted to hear".

    • @alexochroma
      @alexochroma 9 лет назад +15

      MonaGamie This is VERY if not EXTREMELY common in House commuttee votes. If you watch any C-Span show, the process goes like this: debate & push issues, all yea's cast, all no's cast, the head chair of committee says whatever he or she is in favour of won. The opposing people submit for a ballot count. The head of committee pigeonholes bill to a TBD time. We didn't get to see it, but I am sure that is what happened and they will give a vote on the bill if that is not what they were already gathering for. But yeah, happens to nearly all bills.

    • @MonaGamie
      @MonaGamie 9 лет назад +10

      Wow, that sounds really awfull. Not an american, so that system was unbeknownst to me. Thank you for clarifying.

  • @Nero-was-Right
    @Nero-was-Right 8 лет назад +870

    And some people want no regulation. Corporations shouldn't be treated like people. They need regulations to protect consumers and employees from businesses.

    • @omegasrevenge
      @omegasrevenge 8 лет назад +5

      weeb detected

    • @sporepics
      @sporepics 8 лет назад +2

      Nah man, it's working just fine. There were plenty of punishments/references/euphemisms for death translated in english (and or introduced here from other countries/places) you could have jumped on. But you had to think: hmmmmm, which Japanese thing can I reference this time?
      Sorry dude. You is weib!

    • @noahwilliams8996
      @noahwilliams8996 7 лет назад +10

      The way to fight abusive corporations is not regulations. It's eminent domain. They should be sent to prison by virtue of the fact that they're constantly trying to be abusive. Don't give them rules to follow, give them the death sentence.

    • @avykh99
      @avykh99 6 лет назад +19

      The more exposes I watch, the more insane libertarians appear.

    • @vincehennigan3036
      @vincehennigan3036 6 лет назад +8

      The US is the ONLY country who has that rule. Thank the Republican Party.

  • @atariistarr
    @atariistarr 5 лет назад +208

    *top is firsthand story about chicken plants, bottom is about the chickens!*
    I live in small town Kansas, and we fought like no tomorrow to keep a Tyson plant out of our town. They ravage farms with their runoff and smell for a mile radius. If our protesting didn’t work, many friends of mine (and my family!) would have lost a water source due to contamination, had crops ruined and had the stench of chicken plant radiating through our home.
    Also, my family rescued some chickens from a different plant b4 they were taken, and we got one with a LITERAL HOLE IN ITS NECK! They also had almost no feathers, peck wounds and overgrown beaks/broken beaks. Some didn’t even last a year and some are still kickin it. I have had a few chickens since I was little, just for fun, and they have personalities and souls just like a dog or cat would! I had one that would sit on my shoulder like a parrot, and no living thing deserves to be treated like chickens in plants!

    • @atariistarr
      @atariistarr 5 лет назад +23

      FooBar Maximus well even if you don’t believe in souls, they had just as much personality as a dog or cat would.

    • @courgette3401
      @courgette3401 5 лет назад +4

      FooBar Maximus . No such thing as a soul period! Neither chicken, person or anything in between.

    • @atariistarr
      @atariistarr 5 лет назад +14

      Courgette kk i said that even if you don’t think there’s soul’s they do have personalities

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 4 года назад +1

      @dogboy1953 Speak for yourself, godless. None of this 'we' shit please

    • @XVeganDaveGodFreeX
      @XVeganDaveGodFreeX 4 года назад +5

      You just explained the two main reasons I went vegan back in 1993: The environmental impact and animals well-being.

  • @itac.2280
    @itac.2280 8 лет назад +1229

    Let's give a clap for the guitar player everyone!

  • @HaroldDavidsonUS
    @HaroldDavidsonUS 9 лет назад +1231

    Anyone put up the chicken fucker label yet? No? Okay, off to Wikipedia. :)

    • @ezzzzie
      @ezzzzie 9 лет назад +98

      Harold Davidson Have they voted yet?

    • @c130fan
      @c130fan 9 лет назад +16

      Ezra Grace What about that senator?

    • @terminatorgir
      @terminatorgir 9 лет назад +110

      Harold Davidson hold your horses bud, they haven't voted yet. Let's not start crying wolf before anything even happened.

    • @ezzzzie
      @ezzzzie 9 лет назад +19

      Beckom2 yeah he's a scumbag, but have restraint.

    • @ezzzzie
      @ezzzzie 9 лет назад +60

      Most people are potential chicken fuckers.

  • @noahparker8975
    @noahparker8975 8 лет назад +1914

    I love and hate watches these because they are funny as fuck but I get mad at eveyone

    • @emmanuelm.184
      @emmanuelm.184 8 лет назад +2

      True

    • @jonathanmartin5049
      @jonathanmartin5049 8 лет назад +3

      so true thank you

    • @jadeharley3685
      @jadeharley3685 8 лет назад +6

      +Noah Parker was going to like but it was at 69 and I'm too immature too change it.

    • @TheSilverPhoenix100
      @TheSilverPhoenix100 8 лет назад

      +Noah Parker yeah its one of those where John really tries to make light of it but my god these topics are infuriating

    • @x3wildcard
      @x3wildcard 8 лет назад +21

      +Noah Parker It's more fun to watch when you just hate everyone all the time. People are scum. Especially corporations and lobbyists. Notice the theme in these videos? At the core of every issues there's a company throwing money around, and politicians scrambling to catch the money as it falls.

  • @elliotthannam8374
    @elliotthannam8374 4 года назад +124

    "The poverty line is like the age of consent, if you find yourself passing around it you've probably already done something very very wrong"
    *Bojack Horseman flashbacks*

  • @honjabee
    @honjabee 9 лет назад +18

    I can't express how much I love John Oliver's commentary on everything.

  • @kingimpidimp7060
    @kingimpidimp7060 8 лет назад +563

    I'm learning things while laughing my ass off

    • @toryaborya
      @toryaborya 8 лет назад +39

      That should be the Last Week Tonight slogan lol.

    • @meinbherpieg4723
      @meinbherpieg4723 8 лет назад +11

      "When USDA first announced its proposed rule, poultry growers earned an
      average of $0.34 per bird while their processing company made $3.23 for
      that same bird. Little has changed since then."

    • @imnotmarthastewart8120
      @imnotmarthastewart8120 8 лет назад

      +Matt Tarpey, : (

    • @No_Sleep789
      @No_Sleep789 7 лет назад +8

      That's just good teaching...

    • @brandontherabboat4850
      @brandontherabboat4850 7 лет назад +8

      Techa The Meme Lord That is precisely how school should operate.

  • @VenezuelaNow
    @VenezuelaNow 9 лет назад +157

    I stopped eating chicken years ago and now only eat ducks I raise myself, happy free range ducks

    • @soap7293
      @soap7293 9 лет назад +22

      I eat duck eating chickens

    • @TheMaloo424
      @TheMaloo424 9 лет назад +5

      50 Ducks In A Hot Tub wooooow what an improvement ...

    • @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502
      @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502 9 лет назад +2

      +TheMaloo424 I know right? I don't like duck meat, he should have raised his own chickens (that's what my neighbor does).

    • @VenezuelaNow
      @VenezuelaNow 9 лет назад

      Arturo Casab Once you've had free range duck chicken sucks...

    • @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502
      @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502 9 лет назад

      50 Ducks In A Hot Tub Maybe I haven't cooked duck right.

  • @DylanWatson1
    @DylanWatson1 5 лет назад +87

    John Oliver has saved me from ignorance.

  • @matthewhellmers225
    @matthewhellmers225 8 лет назад +525

    Here is a common corporate practice: You're farmer Joe. You own a tomato farm. One day a representative of Wal-Mart shows up at your house and says, "Hey Joe. I tried one of your tomatoes and was blown away. We'd like to stock our local store with them." You say, "Sure!" A few months pass and the rep returns, "Joe, your tomatoes are a hit. We'd love to expand into 3 more stores." You say, "I'd have to expand and buy new equipment." He responds, "Don't worry. It will be worth it for you. Just keep those tomatoes coming." A few months later the rep is back. "Great news Joe. We want your tomatoes in 100 stores. "Joe is stoked and gladly expands. A month later the rep is back again. "Well Joe, I'm sorry to say but we are ending our business with you. Good luck." Now Joe is stuck producing enough tomatoes for 100 stores with no buyer. Wal-Mart tells him, "I suppose we could help you out. We will buy your farm for half of what it is worth. As a bonus, we will let you stick around as an employee of Wal-Mart." Now Joe is doing more work for less money. I went to school with a guy who does the rep work and he would tell me how he would laugh his ass off after ripping off those, "Idiot farmers."

    • @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 8 лет назад +105

      +Matt Hellmers You need less morally compromising friends.

    • @YannYann12345
      @YannYann12345 7 лет назад +62

      Matt Hellmers damn sickening.

    • @drewpeterson4741
      @drewpeterson4741 7 лет назад +77

      That bothers me deeply.

    • @neen42
      @neen42 7 лет назад +46

      He said he went to school with him, not that they were friends.

    • @markhasenour12
      @markhasenour12 7 лет назад +3

      matt hellmers, I'm a farmer, and you don't have a clue what you're talking about

  • @2011Oly
    @2011Oly 9 лет назад +235

    18% left on my laptop battery, 18 minute video, lets do this !

  • @melimsah
    @melimsah 9 лет назад +297

    The names seemed to get cut off at the end, so for anyone who wants to know whether their congressperson is on the committee, check out en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_House_Committee_on_Appropriations#Membership for the list of everyone who will be making that vote next month, and let them know, respectfully, not to screw over the chicken farmers.

    • @parlance1
      @parlance1 9 лет назад +12

      ***** Thank you.

    • @mcjoe2411
      @mcjoe2411 9 лет назад +11

      ***** Good work.

    • @UnperfectFeeling
      @UnperfectFeeling 9 лет назад +3

      ***** I am french, so I have no power over this, but I love your attitude !

    • @imawankel
      @imawankel 9 лет назад +4

      UnperfectFeeling You have the power of social media my friend, bonsoir.

    • @henrygarciga
      @henrygarciga 9 лет назад

      ***** What a kneejerk airhead liberal response. Fascism doesn't give a rat's ass on what list any congressperson is on.

  • @ryanhumor
    @ryanhumor 5 лет назад +73

    I’ve watched 20 of these in the last 7 days. I’ve been missing out.

  • @Zulatek666
    @Zulatek666 5 лет назад +1212

    Can we get a follow up on this story? #ChickenFarmers

    • @kylixion_6359
      @kylixion_6359 5 лет назад +129

      The bill passed but isn't getting enforced because some of these fuckheads are still fighting against it (I bet they are paid by tyson foods the bastards)

    • @zeugens
      @zeugens 5 лет назад +82

      An article came out this week in pro publica about trump rolling back the chicken farming rules that passed in 2016

    • @tigerburn81
      @tigerburn81 5 лет назад +20

      @@zeugens I am shocked! SHOCKED!
      If true.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 5 лет назад +40

      Well we all know trump needs his daily bucket of KFC

    • @zeren4422
      @zeren4422 5 лет назад +17

      @@zeugens what a piece of shit!

  • @ThruThe9
    @ThruThe9 9 лет назад +437

    Food companies are like youtube comments... the worst ones always end up at the top

    • @ThruThe9
      @ThruThe9 9 лет назад +15

      uPwn95 *usually

    • @ralphanthonyespos9417
      @ralphanthonyespos9417 9 лет назад +5

      uPwn95 How weird. Ironically, this one is at the top of my screen... and it had nothing to do with the video at all.

    • @ThruThe9
      @ThruThe9 9 лет назад +5

      +Ralph Anthony Espos idk how it made it to the top, but I'm proud of it

    • @ralphanthonyespos9417
      @ralphanthonyespos9417 9 лет назад

      Go treat yourself with a cup of coffee or something.

    • @DBAWESOMESAUCE
      @DBAWESOMESAUCE 9 лет назад

      damn you make some good comparisons

  • @shawnsmith1865
    @shawnsmith1865 5 лет назад +76

    Bravo!! Thank you for standing up for the little guys Mr. Oliver. 🏁🏁🏁

    • @seekr6964
      @seekr6964 5 лет назад

      Shawn Smith WE THE PEOPLE are not "little guys". Our "enemies" are only enemies because they/we forgot, the only leg they think they stand on is as an elected "official".

  • @apparentsymmetry
    @apparentsymmetry 5 лет назад +267

    Thank you for this. I live in a rural area - with quite a few farmers - many of them are chicken farmers. And yes, many of them go to local farming markets - though, when I say 'many' - that 'many' is actually only about 10-15% of the farmers that I know or are acquainted with. They've tried telling me what all they have to deal with when it comes to contracts and the corporations that they basically do all of the work for, but none of them have been able to lay it out like this. I'd say that I'd share this video with all of them and try to start up some sort of local chicken market, but none of them have access to the internet.
    I'm thinking I should rip this video off of YT through any of the many 'rip video from RUclips' websites out there, convert it to a format that can be played on DVD players and hand out copies at the next farmer's market I go to here in town. Where it goes from there, I have no idea.... but this has fucking pissed me off enough to get up off of my lazy American ass and try to do ANYTHING that might help bring about some sort of change in these people's lives.
    Again, thank you.
    Thank you, John Oliver.
    =')

    • @bubbazenetti5169
      @bubbazenetti5169 5 лет назад +11

      Do it

    • @TheOrangeneck
      @TheOrangeneck 5 лет назад +7

      This is a good idea! Thing is, they probably know even better than John Oliver. How have they been fighting back so far? I’m sure you’ll hear bits and pieces of how they’ve been organizing in their own way against this, just without doing it in public. Would be interesting to build off what I bet they’re already doing. Good read-Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky

    • @kamillagunzinger4162
      @kamillagunzinger4162 5 лет назад +18

      This also highlights why expanding affordable rural broadband access is important...

    • @Valentinathevamp
      @Valentinathevamp 5 лет назад +4

      Fukka yew awhale and fukka yew adolphin. Do it! We little people have to stand up, inform, and fight along side one another against our stupid ass government and corporate America who are one and the same!

    • @dunia3463
      @dunia3463 4 года назад +3

      You inspire others congrats

  • @ralphbernhard1757
    @ralphbernhard1757 8 лет назад +20

    He's right. The guitar does make it more believable. I completely agree with him.

  • @schlaufuchs552
    @schlaufuchs552 9 лет назад +538

    OH MY GOD MY REP IS ON THAT COMMITTEE!!

    • @himynameslouisE
      @himynameslouisE 9 лет назад +218

      Owen Frederick Let that chicken f*&^%r know what to do.

    • @Gexleo
      @Gexleo 9 лет назад +65

      Owen Frederick Scott Rigell, Is a Virginia Chicken fucker until he votes properly.. Then again, Tyson owns a MASSIVE factory in his district... so we know how he will vote...

    • @expiate9597
      @expiate9597 9 лет назад +3

      himynameslouisE thats right

    • @ezrablock3218
      @ezrablock3218 9 лет назад +32

      Owen Frederick You have a moral obligation now.

    • @thesparduck117
      @thesparduck117 9 лет назад +46

      Owen Frederick Get after that chicken fucker then

  • @ChenLadTV
    @ChenLadTV 9 лет назад +187

    What kind of country do we live in where we don't actually take a vote? You can't just let everyone say "Aye" or "No" and then choose one or the other based on your bias. Why don't they have people write down their votes and count them? Real legislative systems don't let one man decide the vote based on what he thought he heard or what he wanted to hear. The most infuriating thing to me in this whole video was that section.

    • @mattwilliams4807
      @mattwilliams4807 9 лет назад

      +digimondudeify
      agreed

    • @TheMint20
      @TheMint20 9 лет назад +8

      +digimondudeify
      Parliamentary procedure allows any member of the committee to demand a "division of the assembly" if he thinks the chair miscalled the aye/no vote. This vote can take the form of a show of hands, standing in place, or even a roll call.
      That said, it is depressing to see such a logical amendment be struck down...

    • @TheMint20
      @TheMint20 9 лет назад +2

      Well, the chair shouldn't let members demand a division if the outcome is obvious...that's a dilatory maneuver, and is prohibited.
      However, I thought that the vote in that committee was rather close. If I was in the membership, I would have demanded a division...

    • @Najjarboyz3
      @Najjarboyz3 8 лет назад +1

      +digimondudeify im more concerned he based it on people saying a word over a count over the fact he decided to allow the vote to be voted by saying aye or no

  • @ejpoole31
    @ejpoole31 5 лет назад +19

    16:09 the Sean Connery segment from one of my favorite movies used in this story made my YEAR! Perfect audience reaction as well. Hell yea.

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 5 лет назад +1349

    Unchecked capitalism is so much fun!
    To the 1%.

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 5 лет назад +37

      Unregulated (so-called "pure") capitalism does not work. If anyone needs illustration, I suggest you hop in the way-back machine, set it to 200,8 and relive the massive global financial crisis.

    • @ryanoconnor5176
      @ryanoconnor5176 5 лет назад +25

      America needs communism/libertarian socialism very badly.

    • @talonabuser1072
      @talonabuser1072 5 лет назад +16

      America is a rich persons playground hosting parties inviting celebs sleeping with any actors or actresses you want anything is possible as long as you have enough money even murder sadly...

    • @Mark-sn6kh
      @Mark-sn6kh 5 лет назад +5

      @@ryanoconnor5176 oh yeah it works so great around the world... people starving, breaking down of society... that's what we need. What did you learn in history class?

    • @britel
      @britel 5 лет назад

      Jotta H. Unchecked capitalism , sounds like unplucked chicken drums.

  • @njm92495
    @njm92495 8 лет назад +249

    if the president can simply watch john oliver's videos and solve half of them, america would be 1000 times better

    • @snickerdoodle4844
      @snickerdoodle4844 8 лет назад +2

      Astroxy you can't just fix everything with one swoop

    • @paul2413
      @paul2413 8 лет назад +4

      Exactly! I'm not from America but it would be lots of times better if next president watched these videos

    • @b.ashley9222
      @b.ashley9222 8 лет назад +12

      That's not how America works. Members of Congress would have to see it, and vote on it. A large number of them are funded by these companies, so they wouldn't care if they saw this. The next U.S president is already establishing that the country will be run by the same sorts of people who are in the pockets of corporations.
      In other words, only voters seeing this would count.

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 6 лет назад +1

      Unless we start killing corrupt politicians and their families
      Freedom is bought with blood, ours or theirs

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 6 лет назад +3

      Somtimes I wished duels were still legal in the US
      Cowards like Andrew Johnson, Joseph McCartney and Trump would never consider going to office because they are greedy inhuman monsters who only care about themselves
      Ironic that Christians fear death more than Athiests

  • @yishaqdavid2029
    @yishaqdavid2029 8 лет назад +498

    This is a horrible industry.

    • @mandrac2
      @mandrac2 8 лет назад +9

      Basically every industry is as horrible as that. American wanted this, they fighted for it and even went to destroying diferent systems in other country just so those country could have it and fiiiiinaly they start to realize they might have been wrong all along.

    • @abdelarmstr5173
      @abdelarmstr5173 8 лет назад +1

      Nate J. You should care to explain why you find that ignorant. Because that's not an argument.

    • @mandrac2
      @mandrac2 8 лет назад

      Lol. I mean, LOL. That's one of the most common insult you american find when someone is critical about your country. Say bad thing about america -> ignorant. Every fucking time. XD

    • @mandrac2
      @mandrac2 8 лет назад +2

      +Nate J. Thing is the companies that don't follow this motto are losing and will inevitably go to bankrupt because having ethic in this system is a huge handicap. Sooner or later someone will be less scrupulous and do the thing you refuse to do for ethic sake. This is how it work and this is why capitalism suck. In capitalism system ethics and moral values are unsellable worthless products.

    • @tofattofly1
      @tofattofly1 8 лет назад +1

      morals and ethics are useless if it prevents you from enjoying life.

  • @randyjax09
    @randyjax09 4 года назад +187

    This is the new theme for similar “contracting” companies like Uber. Finding every way to pawn off their business expenses onto their labor.

    • @MubashirullahD
      @MubashirullahD 4 года назад +1

      Where Uber messes up is the driver is motivated to keep driving and the prices do not pay at certain conditions.
      They can change this.

    • @Chalup4
      @Chalup4 4 года назад +3

      Yes - it is a cost and risk effective model especially if you're a very large corporation. It makes companies easily fireable through non-renewal and if there are any injuries/legal issues you have low repercussions.

    • @planetaryray7119
      @planetaryray7119 4 года назад +1

      Amen contract work and unpaid internships are screwed up

  • @saphira8080
    @saphira8080 9 лет назад +82

    Wait. They gather people in the room and have them say yes or no. And one guy decides if he heard more yes or nos and that's IT?!

    • @Lessinath
      @Lessinath 9 лет назад +16

      +Katja K Yep. Welcome to the United States. It doesn't matter what you think, only what you can pay for.

    • @Chuckydarn12
      @Chuckydarn12 9 лет назад

      Katja, your not asking the right question"

    • @saphira8080
      @saphira8080 9 лет назад

      Chuckydarn12 What is the right question then?

  • @Mary_Jacobs
    @Mary_Jacobs 5 лет назад +45

    You're a true (British) American Hero, John Oliver.

  • @raginginnuendo4113
    @raginginnuendo4113 8 лет назад +92

    4:14 no John, that's how Pokémon daycares work.

  • @carlosfer2201
    @carlosfer2201 4 года назад +66

    What I've learned watching this show for years in a single sentence: everything in the US is fucked up.

  • @artofmusic303
    @artofmusic303 9 лет назад +14

    Excellent report on a lesser-known but important issue that affects people's lives. Last Week Tonight is the new 60 Minutes! Keep up the good work.

  • @sergiomelendez285
    @sergiomelendez285 5 лет назад +87

    I like that this episode has some clear cut naming and shaming of the people at fault, hopefully that will make a difference in the upcoming decision.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад

      People who buy chickens create the demand.
      You and I can do something about this issue.
      Go vegan.
      Better for the environment, health, animal welfare, and to end this cruel industry.
      There has to be better ways for people to make a living.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад

      The benefits of switching to a purely plant based diet are amazing.
      1-Your own health (vegans are less likely to get several deadly chronic diseases)
      2-Helping to end animal agriculture would reduce the chance of another pandemic & other zoonotic diseases
      3-Helping to end animal ag would reduce the chance of the development of an antibiotic resistant pathogen.
      4-Animal ag wastes a huge amount of fresh water
      5-Animal ag is a major cause of water pollution
      6-Animal ag is a major cause of deforestation
      7-Animal ag involves terrible working conditions for many forced to work in that industry.
      8-Animal ag is a major cause of the loss of habitat and biodiversity
      9-Animal welfare, obviously
      10- It is the single most effective way for each of us to fight climate change and environmental degradation.
      11- Longer lifespan.
      12- Healthier weight (vegans were the only dietary group in the Adventist Studies that had an average BMI in the recommended range.)
      Links for some of these are at my channel under "About."

  • @dfuher968
    @dfuher968 6 лет назад +360

    And here, 3 years later, Steve Womack is still the U.S. Congressman from that district. Talk about voting against ur own best interest.

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 5 лет назад +30

      Yep - voted 62% for Trump as well. Of course, they've got Tyson and Walmart HQ down there, so we know who's controlling the voting. Any small businesses down that way are screwed.

    • @TheOrangeneck
      @TheOrangeneck 5 лет назад +10

      This is an important point, but you gotta realize how many obstacles the chicken companies would put in the way of someone running against the chicken companies there...

    • @thexalon
      @thexalon 5 лет назад +8

      Chickenfucker Dave Joyce is still in office in my district as well. I supported his opponent.

    • @eromod
      @eromod 5 лет назад +2

      Voting for more regularegulation isnt voting against our own interest.

    • @eromod
      @eromod 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheOrangeneck More govgovernment reguregulation = more obstacles.

  • @darkdoescosplays
    @darkdoescosplays 4 года назад +19

    I'd love John Oliver to come back to the UK and do one or two one-offs, aimed at the UK. I'd love to know what the situation is with chicken farming in the UK, for example and they're always explained so well in your show.

  • @katharinavonheydekampf
    @katharinavonheydekampf 5 лет назад +383

    this is what happens when capitalism goes uncontrolled. Greedy horrible things happen if there are no laws preventing it

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 5 лет назад +3

      2008 agrees with you.

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 5 лет назад +1

      @@AbsentWithoutLeaving WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH POLITICS

    • @nwbaldi
      @nwbaldi 5 лет назад +4

      @@DeeJayFM that's a joke right?

    • @maximemeis2867
      @maximemeis2867 5 лет назад +5

      @@AbsentWithoutLeaving 2008 was caused by government affordable housing goals

    • @maximemeis2867
      @maximemeis2867 5 лет назад +3

      1) it's not capitalism's fault 2) it's accepting bad contracts' fault 3) no we can't have the government regulate all our lives simply because we might accept a bad deal.

  • @grege5074
    @grege5074 9 лет назад +193

    I never understood how awful chicken was in North America until I went to Barbados where chickens are legitimately (unintentionally?) free range, i can't even eat it up here

    • @AsSheLikesIt
      @AsSheLikesIt 8 лет назад +20

      +Greg E Yay Barbados! We Bajans take our chicken very seriously.

    • @ferrytale3709
      @ferrytale3709 8 лет назад +49

      +Da Red Russian Dude, there is a huge difference between not treating chicken like total shit and treating them better than humans, what are you even talking about? Treating chicken better can also pay off for the farmers, not if u Muricans are only willing to pay 5 ct per egg, though

    • @phlopalopagus
      @phlopalopagus 8 лет назад +13

      +Da Red Russian What an epicly dumb thing to say lol. Who was implying we treat chickens better then humans? Im pretty sure all we want is for chicken to see sunlight and be able to move around lol. Not live in Florida condo's.

    • @diandrastithe3186
      @diandrastithe3186 8 лет назад +16

      +Da Red Russian Chicken is not a necessary part of your diet. A "hardworking single mother from Mexico" can buy cheap beans that can replace the nutrients in chicken, and she should know how to prepare them well considering she's from Mexico... I pray for the day when meat becomes an incredibly expensive luxury item. Then the fat cats of the meat industry will only be making money off of each other and will maybe treat animals and humans better.

    • @netprowlerp
      @netprowlerp 8 лет назад +3

      +diandra stithe Beans don't taste like chicken. I am a proud member of PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals.

  • @Exceltiaawesome
    @Exceltiaawesome 8 лет назад +120

    John Oliver needs to get more control over this world and FAST. Bloody hell, why aren't the people with the power doing any-fucking-thing about issues?

    • @yodadoggaming
      @yodadoggaming 8 лет назад +17

      Money

    • @lizchatham5940
      @lizchatham5940 8 лет назад +8

      +John S No. That's not a word. It's called capitalism. Marx tried warning us in the early 1800's.

    • @edb2720
      @edb2720 7 лет назад

      because they got to a position of power by doing this exact same thing... they have no shame and will never do anything about it. The only solution is to vote for politicians with good intentions (good luck finding those..)

    • @obiwankenobi661
      @obiwankenobi661 7 лет назад +3

      the sad thing is - YOU are in power. not only can you vote, but whats holding you back from going door to door trying to educate people on the issues so next time they vote the smart way?? i know you will say "but thats tedious hard work! and why should i have to do it??" - exactly. and this is why nothing changes.

    • @bioniclegoblin6495
      @bioniclegoblin6495 7 лет назад +1

      Ed Bulnes Good intentions may be all good and well, but are worthless if they don't lead to good actions.
      A lot of the time people with good intentions can't implement them because they are being blocked by people that act egoistically (which is something most of us do, most of the time).

  • @danno938
    @danno938 10 месяцев назад +3

    I love when John takes the side of the average American regardless of how those same people probably feel about him on many other topics. It's a refreshing sign of integrity.

  • @travishoopes9626
    @travishoopes9626 8 лет назад +6

    I absolutely am loving John Oliver!!! Please shining your spotlight on these issues until change has happened.

  • @Bl00DY617
    @Bl00DY617 8 лет назад +299

    wow shit like this is sickening, sad thing is this shit is still probably going on.

    • @DrMiniOBGYN
      @DrMiniOBGYN 8 лет назад

      Bl00DY617 l

    • @Dragonchino79
      @Dragonchino79 8 лет назад +12

      But how many of us (consumers) are going to stop buying from these companies? Farmers are some of the most hard working people who make it possible for most humans to survive, and with there being so many middlemen and different companies between the farmers and the final sale to the consumer, it's sad that the originator of the product sold gets the lowest cut.

    • @Bl00DY617
      @Bl00DY617 8 лет назад +11

      Erin The Tank big business and corporate greed is just sick, you make great points, and it sucks because i wish i could do something about things like this.. people need to help each other to survive and flourish, imagine what we can do if we work together. People make me sick sometimes.

    • @rodrigorebollos
      @rodrigorebollos 8 лет назад +32

      On the flip-side John Oliver's segment finally managed to get the bill passed through the House without the GIPSA rider...so now it's looking like those Farmers might just get the protection they need.

    • @CDexie
      @CDexie 7 лет назад +1

      Actually, I heard something positive happened

  • @2Stonefly
    @2Stonefly 8 лет назад +13

    John Oliver is my new John Stewart.

  • @TiggerToo27
    @TiggerToo27 9 месяцев назад +1

    Only John Oliver could take a subject like "Chickens" and make into something informative yet hilarious. This guy is genius.

  • @edwardmcconkie3239
    @edwardmcconkie3239 9 лет назад +109

    I always sensed that there was FOWL play.... I'm so sorry.

    • @smartmouth4444
      @smartmouth4444 9 лет назад +13

      O Bom Vizinho Don't worry we won't GRILL you about it.

    • @3vynjh
      @3vynjh 9 лет назад +15

      Sir, that pun is just uneggceptable.

    • @gregjones9201
      @gregjones9201 9 лет назад +12

      O Bom Vizinho I was going to make this joke, but I was too chicken.

    • @jonathanmcbain9223
      @jonathanmcbain9223 9 лет назад +5

      I was gonna make that joke but you robbed it from me. Get it? because the poor farmers are being robbed of both the money they deserve as well as their voice in the matter. It was a statement on how we both should have the right to do it, but you sir had did it first and better therefore are ranked higher and took it away from me... Almost as if we were having to compete in the chicken industry to have better chickens so I wouldn't lose my farm. #RealDeep...InTheAssYouDamnChickenFuckers

    • @PianoMelodicaDark
      @PianoMelodicaDark 9 лет назад +3

      O Bom Vizinho haha yolk gotta be kidding...! (sorry, was trying too hard there) XD

  • @mattwilliams4807
    @mattwilliams4807 9 лет назад +45

    Animals that are meant to be eaten should be treated with respect. Not housed in shitty conditions before the slaughter.

    • @dustinrausch5008
      @dustinrausch5008 8 лет назад +6

      +Matt Williams Ever since this video first came out, I've been royally annoyed by all of the comments on it going on about the chickens and whining that the farmers are evil and deserve what they've gotten.
      However, this is a statement I can get behind.

    • @circleancopan7748
      @circleancopan7748 3 года назад

      You save a chicken, you put a farmer a few dollars poorer, and get his farm gone to a spiral screw.
      Well, chicken are friends, while the poor contract farmer isn't.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад

      You and I can do something about this issue.
      Boycott meat dairy and eggs. Go vegan.
      Better for the environment, health, animal welfare, and to end this cruel industry.
      There has to be better ways for people to make a living.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад +1

      The benefits of switching to a purely plant based diet are amazing.
      1-Your own health (vegans are less likely to get several deadly chronic diseases)
      2-Helping to end animal agriculture would reduce the chance of another pandemic & other zoonotic diseases
      3-Helping to end animal ag would reduce the chance of the development of an antibiotic resistant pathogen.
      4-Animal ag wastes a huge amount of fresh water
      5-Animal ag is a major cause of water pollution
      6-Animal ag is a major cause of deforestation
      7-Animal ag involves terrible working conditions for many forced to work in that industry.
      8-Animal ag is a major cause of the loss of habitat and biodiversity
      9-Animal welfare, obviously
      10- It is the single most effective way for each of us to fight climate change and environmental degradation.
      11- Longer lifespan.
      12- Healthier weight (vegans were the only dietary group in the Adventist Studies that had an average BMI in the recommended range.)
      Links for some of these are at my channel under "About."

    • @Hajfena63
      @Hajfena63 2 года назад +1

      @@someguy2135 Damn this all sounds great and I totally agree with what you're saying....But isn't going vegan a bit extreme?

  • @OurvidsTV
    @OurvidsTV 6 лет назад +31

    John Oliver I love you man😂😂😂😂😂😂 you are too funny and shine light on important stories that others dont report

  • @hjeffwallace
    @hjeffwallace 4 года назад +4

    My brother had 3 chicken houses, each 100+ feet long. He waited 9 months for Tyson to deliver chicks, then worked 24 hrs/day for weeks. This report is spot-on.

  • @TBrewer64
    @TBrewer64 9 лет назад +110

    That's it. I'm switching to Soylent Green.

    • @JSteph70
      @JSteph70 9 лет назад +18

      +Terrence Brann Pffft. I'll bet it still taste like chicken ;)

    • @alexnguyen8913
      @alexnguyen8913 9 лет назад +7

      +Terrence Brann Soylent Green is armadillo

    • @MrTSelf
      @MrTSelf 9 лет назад

      +Terrence Brann *Eats his Chicken* Have fun....

    • @paulg.9596
      @paulg.9596 9 лет назад +4

      SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

    • @ajhampton3722
      @ajhampton3722 9 лет назад +2

      WE HAVE TO TELL THEM

  • @RobRJW
    @RobRJW 8 лет назад +62

    I wonder hard it was for that guitar guy at the end not to laugh, when John started saying they fuck chickens.

    • @geo7803
      @geo7803 8 лет назад +5

      they probably practiced it several times before shooting so he could get used to it

    • @sulsulii810
      @sulsulii810 7 лет назад +10

      Him nodding is the best part of that whole segment. I just imagine him in a burly cowboy voice saying "Yup. They fuck chickens alright."

    • @SF-rw1oz
      @SF-rw1oz 7 лет назад

      Casey Heidt is

  • @Navybird
    @Navybird 5 лет назад +248

    I literally got interrupted by a robocall while watching this. Supposedly in my area lmao

  • @TheHillbillyHybrid
    @TheHillbillyHybrid 5 лет назад +36

    I work in a chicken house for three years, it’s was hell on earth.

    • @MrJBA79
      @MrJBA79 4 года назад +9

      I've been an ethical vegan for 7 years, the chicken is the most abused creature on Earth bar none. The peace I achieve by knowing that I have removed myself from the machine that grinds up sentient creatures such as (but certainly not limited to) chickens is beyond description.

    • @vada.6024
      @vada.6024 4 года назад +4

      @@MrJBA79 Agreed. I stopped eating meat entirely after learning what happens to male baby chicks.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад +1

      @@MrJBA79 I had to scroll quite a way to find a single comment like yours.
      Thank you for being part of the solution.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад +2

      @@vada.6024 Thank you for clarifying John Anderson's comment.
      Thank you for being part of the solution.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад +1

      There is something you and I can do.
      Boycott the product. Go vegan.
      Better for the environment, health, animal welfare, and to end this cruel industry.
      There has to be better ways for people to make a living.
      The benefits of switching to a purely plant based diet are amazing.
      1-Your own health (vegans are less likely to get several deadly chronic diseases)
      2-Helping to end animal agriculture would reduce the chance of another pandemic & other zoonotic diseases
      3-Helping to end animal ag would reduce the chance of the development of an antibiotic resistant pathogen.
      4-Animal ag wastes a huge amount of fresh water
      5-Animal ag is a major cause of water pollution
      6-Animal ag is a major cause of deforestation
      7-Animal ag involves terrible working conditions for many forced to work in that industry.
      8-Animal ag is a major cause of the loss of habitat and biodiversity
      9-Animal welfare, obviously
      10- It is the single most effective way for each of us to fight climate change and environmental degradation.
      11- Longer lifespan.
      12- Healthier weight (vegans were the only dietary group in the Adventist Studies that had an average BMI in the recommended range.)
      Links for some of these are at my channel under "About."

  • @ruler898
    @ruler898 8 лет назад +128

    Farmers are screwed over generally everywhere. Monsanto and the Genetic crops and patent literally hold every farmer hostage (which i'd love to see John do a story on). Farmers are forced into one sided contracts. I think a contract that can be terminated or adjusted by one party without valid reason is ridiculous.

    • @commandercorner5575
      @commandercorner5575 5 лет назад +2

      A contract can't be terminated or adjusted by just one party. It's against the law. The problem is that the contracts they agree to are not ultimately in their best interest.

    • @kabobawsome
      @kabobawsome 5 лет назад

      One can't be. If they are one-sided, then they can't be legally binding in any way.

  • @CaptainHillyan
    @CaptainHillyan 6 лет назад +273

    Is it just me or does the 'Aye/Nah' system seem OBVIOUSLY inept? Seriously, determining a vote by volume?
    You could hand someone a megaphone and their side would always win, leaving out the fact that the head of the vote could just decide to go temporarily deaf for a moment and give it to whoever they (or more likely, their lobbyist 'friends') want.

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 лет назад +1

      what are you talking about

    • @legislativequeery
      @legislativequeery 5 лет назад +4

      Under Mason’s rules, which are used in Congress, any single member of the body may immediately request a record vote following a voice vote. It’s generally not done because everyone knows what the outcome of the vote will be before it happens.

    • @michaelelsner274
      @michaelelsner274 4 года назад

      dude. just cause they say aye/nay and the head guy says that one said seems to have it doesn't mean there inst a real counted vote. do some research, maybe some common sense before you assume its a big conspiracy.

  • @Jeakkers
    @Jeakkers 8 лет назад +19

    As someone who owns chickens, it's depressing to see the conditions they are raised in and how the people who raise them are treated. Let the chickens and chicken farmers be happy dammit.

  • @mollypinto4666
    @mollypinto4666 2 года назад +3

    Thank you for exposing this scam. How tragic is this. I hope and pray something good comes out of this exposure, for the robbed and victimized 😠🙏

  • @GirlPantsProductions
    @GirlPantsProductions 9 лет назад +5

    "Chickens are like reality stars: the happier they are, the less money they're worth."
    I love John Oliver so much

  • @KhazWolf
    @KhazWolf 9 лет назад +6

    15:19 "The no's seem to have it"
    EXECUTE THAT MAN

  • @Drellistenstomusic
    @Drellistenstomusic 9 лет назад +855

    Could the chicken farmers unionize?

    • @InorganicVegan
      @InorganicVegan 9 лет назад +218

      Most chicken farms are in conservative states.

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify 9 лет назад +117

      Drellistenstomusic I suppose at the very least, they could all band together to undermine the system by pooling all the money they get collectively and splitting it evenly. Until the corporations ditch them all and find new people to lie to.

    • @someonesomewhere9746
      @someonesomewhere9746 9 лет назад +27

      m0L3ify that sounds like a great idea.

    • @MahatoShey
      @MahatoShey 9 лет назад +198

      m0L3ify Except the media would label them as communists, and these are the most American of Americans.

    • @Ziggy84x
      @Ziggy84x 9 лет назад +115

      Drellistenstomusic Maybe. But they sign contracts. Usually contractors don't have the same rights as employees. If the contract states that you can not let the chicken get sunlight then I am pretty sure there is a clause in there to prevent unionization.
      I would definitely support them unionizing.

  • @ivanahugankiss8414
    @ivanahugankiss8414 3 года назад +1

    I could listen to John Oliver for hours. He has such a unique and funny way of bringing up topics wirth discussion. And i emphasize the funny part!

  • @adityak2258
    @adityak2258 5 лет назад +15

    LAST WEEK TONIGHT should broadcast successful changes brought in society because of their show. Americans of course can see them, but people at the far end can't. Thank You.

  • @Thefreshp
    @Thefreshp 9 лет назад +6

    Everyone who eats chicken needs to watch this. Thank you for shining light on this issue.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад

      Good point. Here is what chicken eaters should do with the information.
      Boycott the product. Go vegan.
      Better for the environment, health, animal welfare, and to end this cruel industry.
      There has to be better ways for people to make a living.
      The benefits of switching to a purely plant based diet are amazing.
      1-Your own health (vegans are less likely to get several deadly chronic diseases)
      2-Helping to end animal agriculture would reduce the chance of another pandemic & other zoonotic diseases
      3-Helping to end animal ag would reduce the chance of the development of an antibiotic resistant pathogen.
      4-Animal ag wastes a huge amount of fresh water
      5-Animal ag is a major cause of water pollution
      6-Animal ag is a major cause of deforestation
      7-Animal ag involves terrible working conditions for many forced to work in that industry.
      8-Animal ag is a major cause of the loss of habitat and biodiversity
      9-Animal welfare, obviously
      10- It is the single most effective way for each of us to fight climate change and environmental degradation.
      11- Longer lifespan.
      12- Healthier weight (vegans were the only dietary group in the Adventist Studies that had an average BMI in the recommended range.)
      Links for some of these are at my channel under "About."

  • @rzrbck84
    @rzrbck84 9 лет назад +108

    Is there *any* aspect of American life that doesn't involve the greed of and oppression by corporations?

    • @zerohedge5980
      @zerohedge5980 9 лет назад +16

      anna dani no

    • @SendohJin
      @SendohJin 9 лет назад +5

      anna dani i'm not familiar with how corporations are involved with the abortion or gay marriage issues.

    • @BoogsterSU2
      @BoogsterSU2 9 лет назад +13

      anna dani Tesla Motors and Costco. That's probably the only ones I think of...

    • @AgentAshe
      @AgentAshe 9 лет назад

      anna dani Just the ones that are controlled by government greed and oppression. Pick your poison.

    • @PeregrineX7
      @PeregrineX7 9 лет назад +6

      anna dani Nope. Welcome to America. Where freedom and equality reign supreme, unless you are an individual, in which case, BUGGER OFF!

  • @mattsegraves2067
    @mattsegraves2067 4 года назад +3

    As a former chicken farmer I salute you for this. Well done my friend

  • @renee1961
    @renee1961 6 лет назад +45

    When I, or anyone else,has to choose between bus fare,to hopefully get a job making decent money, or eating for a couple days, which poverty level do I meet? In Florida, I worked part time, got Survivors Benefits, and STILL, DIDN'T make enough money to meet the poverty level! In other words, I was NOT making enough money to be BROKE!!!

    • @albertrogers2506
      @albertrogers2506 4 года назад

      @ThatOneGirl I shall vote with a heavy heart for Bernie against Trump if necessary. I like that he's the nearest thing to a Socialist that we have. But when he closes down nuclear power plants, he's helping Big Carbon.
      They know as well as I do, that coal and fossil hydrocarbons defeated wind at sea quite thoroughly a century ago, although sail was a technology matured by thousands of years.

  • @Wizenedfortitude
    @Wizenedfortitude 9 лет назад +68

    Idk about you guys but I'm calling my representative and saying "if you don't want me standing outside your office with 100 of my friends all chanting chicken-fuck than I suggest you let this amendment pass"

    • @Wizenedfortitude
      @Wizenedfortitude 9 лет назад +45

      Might even dress up my wife as a chicken and do an impromptu visual rendering.

    • @gigabic7487
      @gigabic7487 9 лет назад +11

      thats one way to make it work

  • @nicolaspoolen872
    @nicolaspoolen872 9 лет назад +26

    The National Chicken Council responded on their website to this video, claiming it gives a ''one-sided view''. Their main argument includes the ''fact'' that a University of Delaware survey concluded that 73 percent of the poultry farmers were satisfied with contracting business overall. While a system, wherein every three on four farmers benefit, at the costs of the fourth farmer seems not a good system, the survey they mentioned, seems to be published in 1998. 'Yes, National Chickin Council, a survey done 17 years ago perfectly represents the satisfaction of current farmers'. -_-

    • @dustinrausch5008
      @dustinrausch5008 9 лет назад +27

      Nicolas Poolen Not to mention the whole "complainers are punished" bit means that those numbers were probably a misrepresentation of farmer satisfaction anyway.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад

      There is something you and I could do.
      Boycott the product. Go vegan.
      Better for the environment, health, animal welfare, and to end this cruel industry.
      There has to be better ways for people to make a living.
      The benefits of switching to a purely plant based diet are amazing.
      1-Your own health (vegans are less likely to get several deadly chronic diseases)
      2-Helping to end animal agriculture would reduce the chance of another pandemic & other zoonotic diseases
      3-Helping to end animal ag would reduce the chance of the development of an antibiotic resistant pathogen.
      4-Animal ag wastes a huge amount of fresh water
      5-Animal ag is a major cause of water pollution
      6-Animal ag is a major cause of deforestation
      7-Animal ag involves terrible working conditions for many forced to work in that industry.
      8-Animal ag is a major cause of the loss of habitat and biodiversity
      9-Animal welfare, obviously
      10- It is the single most effective way for each of us to fight climate change and environmental degradation.
      11- Longer lifespan.
      12- Healthier weight (vegans were the only dietary group in the Adventist Studies that had an average BMI in the recommended range.)
      Links for some of these are at my channel under "About."

  • @thelamergamer1894
    @thelamergamer1894 3 года назад +10

    13:15 He always says Greg, lmao. I want a cannonical depiction of Greg and how terrible he is.

  • @TheCrazydude56
    @TheCrazydude56 9 лет назад +12

    College tomorrow at 8am, let me just watch john oliver at 2:30

  • @watermelonsunglop
    @watermelonsunglop 6 лет назад +14

    Incredible piece, plus this is relevant for all sectors of farming. Supporting farmers is completely and utterly necessary to tackle these deep-rooted, systemic issues in our economy.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад

      I disagree. The best way to end this cruel industry is to boycott the product.
      You and I can do something about this issue. Go vegan.
      Better for the environment, health, animal welfare, and to end this cruel industry.
      There has to be better ways for people to make a living.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 года назад

      The benefits of switching to a purely plant based diet are amazing.
      1-Your own health (vegans are less likely to get several deadly chronic diseases)
      2-Helping to end animal agriculture would reduce the chance of another pandemic & other zoonotic diseases
      3-Helping to end animal ag would reduce the chance of the development of an antibiotic resistant pathogen.
      4-Animal ag wastes a huge amount of fresh water
      5-Animal ag is a major cause of water pollution
      6-Animal ag is a major cause of deforestation
      7-Animal ag involves terrible working conditions for many forced to work in that industry.
      8-Animal ag is a major cause of the loss of habitat and biodiversity
      9-Animal welfare, obviously
      10- It is the single most effective way for each of us to fight climate change and environmental degradation.
      11- Longer lifespan.
      12- Healthier weight (vegans were the only dietary group in the Adventist Studies that had an average BMI in the recommended range.)
      Links for some of these are at my channel under "About."

  • @halabiralapu-lapu9935
    @halabiralapu-lapu9935 9 лет назад +19

    John Oliver for President! Oh screw it, he ain't never gonna be President of the United States, he's British...hmmm... My fellow Americans, I give you, His Majesty John Oliver, King of America, Defender of the people, Champion of Truth

  • @alexchang2571
    @alexchang2571 4 года назад +7

    “It’s not because Alan was too good a listener”
    I ded

  • @TheKnives777
    @TheKnives777 8 лет назад +38

    Tyson has the worst quality chicken Ive ever eaten! Its a fucking mass of tendons and fat thats so water bloated it shrinks like a fish when cooked, you cant even cut it without it turning into crumbs, so tough and spongy you can hardly chew it.

    • @MrKErocks
      @MrKErocks 8 лет назад +3

      Tyson chicken has a gross slimey mucus under the skin. Makes me gag!

    • @princessjello
      @princessjello 7 лет назад +3

      I am fortunate not to have even tasted Tyson chickens ever in my life.

  • @DreamcastGuy
    @DreamcastGuy 9 лет назад +170

    John Oliver is so extremely talented and amazing. FERTILIZE MY EGGS NOW YOU PERFECT MAN!

    • @3vynjh
      @3vynjh 9 лет назад +73

      Too bad Tyson has ownership of your eggs

    • @grandheresiarchdave3262
      @grandheresiarchdave3262 9 лет назад +24

      3vynjh If you're not careful he'll take your ear too.

    • @bakusbakul4327
      @bakusbakul4327 9 лет назад +14

      Socialist Sociopath You're thinking of a different Tyson

    • @jotoenatehaaen
      @jotoenatehaaen 9 лет назад +1

      DreamcastGuy i feel as though you based that statement on the assumpton that he is the only one responsible for his show and its content

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 7 лет назад

      DreamcastGuy Hey dude, you have an awesome channel.

  • @garyking4032
    @garyking4032 8 лет назад +295

    'The home of the free'... If you've got enough cash. Sad.

    • @chippypills
      @chippypills 6 лет назад +2

      That's capitalism, the only other systems besides it are: socialism, and communism.

    • @thatboikaiser2790
      @thatboikaiser2790 6 лет назад +1

      Chippy Pills Socialism and Communism? Aren't they the same thing? Correct me if I wrong, ok, but aren't Socialism and Communism the same thing?

    • @chippypills
      @chippypills 6 лет назад +3

      Communism is a subcategory of socialism that aims to destroy currency, the state, and classes.

    • @Lord_Ralph
      @Lord_Ralph 6 лет назад +1

      You forgot one of the most efficient forms of government (beit an at times messy one): dictatorship.

    • @luigivercotti6410
      @luigivercotti6410 6 лет назад

      Ralph Stuivenwold Now there might be some terminological confusion, but when you say dictatorship, I think, Hitler or Stalin or Mao or some Cuban guy with an excessively long beard. These governments are _anything but_ effective. They are so unstable even the army gets fed up with it and eventually revolts into a coup d'êtat. With the possible exception of Stalin's rapid industrialization (which still had side effects much much nastier than any good it has done), no dictatorship I can think of has ever achieved anything. Or are you one of those edgy 15 year old closet racists who think they're being smart and anti-establishment by praising history's worst villains?
      PS Sorry I got a bit angry near the end; I really do hate this specific type of self-destructive stupidity with a burning passion

  • @cbrindle91
    @cbrindle91 4 года назад +46

    "It's slavery with extra steps!" ~ Rick Sanchez

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 8 лет назад +43

    "Cluck you! That's my name!"

  • @FatigueRestored
    @FatigueRestored 9 лет назад +140

    I wish they would post relevant links in the description so we could track the progress on that and find out what happened. I need closure damn it! (I'll try to find out, if I do I'll link it)

    • @Johnywang1
      @Johnywang1 9 лет назад +17

      +Joshua V 100% agree. it would also help if they talked about businesses who discuss that they dont have involvement in these fraudulent practices so that we can support them

    • @ybtutube
      @ybtutube 9 лет назад +61

      +Joshua V Here you go buddy
      John Oliver 1, Big Chicken 0?
      www.opensecrets.org/news/2015/07/john-oliver-1-big-chicken-0/

    • @carolchen2320
      @carolchen2320 9 лет назад +2

      +ybtutube that made me so happy, thank you

    • @jopdejong
      @jopdejong 9 лет назад +1

      +ybtutube that's amazing

    • @ericklaesson8937
      @ericklaesson8937 8 лет назад

      seeing this made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. John Oliver 100, Bad guys 0!!!

  • @nickkperezy
    @nickkperezy 8 лет назад +67

    If I could subscribe to this channel twice, I would.

    • @nathanburke7978
      @nathanburke7978 8 лет назад

      Make another account

    • @nathanburke7978
      @nathanburke7978 8 лет назад

      ***** thanks

    • @pssst3
      @pssst3 8 лет назад +6

      Create a second RUclips account and you can vote twice on each video. :-)

  • @boldwriter6482
    @boldwriter6482 5 лет назад +80

    Wow! John Oliver is the most enlightening, coherent, all-encompasing conduit of real-shit in this nation. Ted Talks takes a distant back seat in the car of knowledge.

    • @eromod
      @eromod 5 лет назад

      No, he is advocating for more government regulation in this one. That's a terrible solution for a free country.

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 года назад +3

      eroMoD eroMoD 🙄

    • @planetaryray7119
      @planetaryray7119 4 года назад +2

      Ted talks are literally worthless

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 года назад

      planetary ray lol okay buddy. I’m sure you’re very enlightened and wise

    • @TwenOalley
      @TwenOalley 4 года назад +5

      @@eromod If you think Laissez-faire capitalism is good, you know nothing about history.

  • @erikolsson4152
    @erikolsson4152 6 лет назад +52

    Yes this makes me so angry, so so angry to hear. I think we need a modern Robin Hood against these bullies!

    • @maximemeis2867
      @maximemeis2867 5 лет назад +1

      or you can have people read and understand contracts when they sign

    • @eromod
      @eromod 5 лет назад

      Forced wearedistribution is socialism, that's a terrible scenario.

    • @albertrogers2506
      @albertrogers2506 4 года назад +1

      @@eromod The proper definition of socialism is "Government of the people For the People", Note that it is in effect Government Of the People by SOME of the people, of whom as a Civil Servant I was one. I was working for the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission. I retired a few years early, in response to a financial offer from that employer, because I realised after the disgraceful California electric power debâcle of 2000 .. 2001 that the Congress, and California State government had made it impossible to do properly our job of regulation.
      California is going to have another such power crash if they close Diablo Canyon. Air quality there took a dive in 2012 when San Onofre Nuclear was shut down.

    • @albertrogers2506
      @albertrogers2506 4 года назад +1

      @Benjamin Rao I'm even a socialist, and I define it as government Of the people, FOR the People.
      But I hope that Bernie Sanders does NOT get the Democrat nomination, because he is Utterly, Fatally Wrong about nuclear power.
      I realised the level of folly of that wing of the formerly environmental GMOs, in 2003 when for the first time (!!) I learned from Frontline's interview with Charles Till that the alleged "problems" of nuclear civilian power had been solved in the period between 1964 and 1994, with the breeder reactor IFR project, of which EPR-2, the second model Experimental Breeder reactor, had already shown in 1986 that it could consume the long lived actinoids of wasted nuclear fuel, and even the depleted uranium byproduct of making fuel sufficiently enriched to work in a Light Water Reactor. But more than that, three weeks before the disgraceful, notorious, but wildly exaggerated disaster at Chernobyl, it had been deliberately tested for its inherent immunity to any such meltdown, by cutting off the power supply to the coolant pumps. Exactly as designed and expected, the resulting rise in temperature caused the fission chain reaction, in seconds, to lose its ability to continue. It took "300 seconds" to shut off entirely, and the pool of liquid metal coolant continued to dissipate the heat of the radioactive fission products by simple convection.
      This deals with the idea that the supply of uranium 235 is inadequate, although even that isn't true.
      Wind "turbines" have already killed more people than UNSCEAR reckons Chernobyl has or even will do. NO other meltdowns have ANY proven deaths. Not even the three in Japan that were caused by the second phase of the worst tectonic disaster in Japan that is on good record.

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 4 года назад +1

      @@albertrogers2506 Here's another vote for nuclear power. It was infuriating to hear the general feedback from my coworkers on what they thought HBO's Chernobyl was proof of (the total infeasibility of it rather than a believable showcase of just how avoidable that disaster was). God-double-dammit I wish I didn't resent people so much, even when they're practically spoonfed they just find ways to keep digging their own grave

  • @Britgirl58
    @Britgirl58 8 лет назад +432

    So, are the farmers protected now? Did the amendment pass?

    • @erik8467
      @erik8467 8 лет назад +153

      kaptur.house.gov/index.php/news-15011/press-releases/2015-press-releases/3423-rep-kaptur-heralds-vote-to-allow-usda-protections-for-u-s-chicken-farmers

    • @bozo859
      @bozo859 8 лет назад +166

      +Erik Arustamyan I love how "the power of John Oliver" is mentioned in your link!

    • @erik8467
      @erik8467 8 лет назад +11

      bozo859 lmao yeah

    • @QueenRexy
      @QueenRexy 8 лет назад +392

      It passed, unanimously, without any amendments - so win one for John Oliver :) The USDA can now punish meatpacking companies for deceiving farmers.

    • @Britgirl58
      @Britgirl58 8 лет назад +23

      ***** thank you

  • @MnMPryoBanana
    @MnMPryoBanana 8 лет назад +431

    To get voted into government, they need campaign funds. To get campaign funds they need corporate doners. To get coporate doners they need to fight for them in the government. Once they stop fighting for them they cant get funding to elected. That is why coporate interests own the government. That is why we must vote for Bernie sanders who is the only guy running who is own by the people.

    • @joanyraquel
      @joanyraquel 8 лет назад +5

      Amen!

    • @coletrain2357
      @coletrain2357 8 лет назад +4

      +MnMPryoBanana, and round and round we go...

    • @heelyfreek1
      @heelyfreek1 8 лет назад +12

      +MnMPryoBanana Bernie doesnt fight for corporations. doesnt get enough money. wont get elected. you explaned why bernie wont win, then pretend like hes an exception

    • @alexbarlow1614
      @alexbarlow1614 8 лет назад +1

      +Dylan Wistrom hahaha exactly

    • @thomasj4145
      @thomasj4145 8 лет назад

      Bernie acts just like a communist. No thank you.

  • @Eamonproductions-yg5jc
    @Eamonproductions-yg5jc 4 года назад +25

    It’s took me 3 years to realize that guy was Paul McCartney

  • @borntobebroken
    @borntobebroken 8 лет назад +391

    I know this makes me a horrible person, but when that farmer said "the struggle has been very real" I died

    • @jarlineherrera6678
      @jarlineherrera6678 8 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @bertohead
      @bertohead 8 лет назад +60

      Great, now zombies are writing in the RUclips comment section.

    • @borntobebroken
      @borntobebroken 8 лет назад +2

      bertohead "I died" as in I laughed a lot, soz for confusion.

    • @bertohead
      @bertohead 8 лет назад +67

      Nick Jupp I got ya. Just being a smart ass. I'm a dad, I feel it's my obligation to tell a bad joke when the opportunity presents itself.

    • @dylanb2990
      @dylanb2990 8 лет назад +36

      don't worry that was a top tier dad joke

  • @benmcfee
    @benmcfee 9 лет назад +6

    12:00 That company man was basically using the "she shouldn't have been dressed that way; she was asking for it" defense. What's even sadder is that this guy's defense of the chicken industry and the shithead rapist's defense for assaulting a woman both often work. Shameful.

  • @rynabuns
    @rynabuns 8 лет назад +12

    1:07 "No parallel for the other senses"
    Hmm... how about, "Everything smells like shit?"

  • @deliquescencemusic
    @deliquescencemusic 4 года назад +5

    Biggest tip, if you can, keep your own chickens. Then you’ll know what they need to thrive, and it’ll really open your eyes.
    Watching them chill out under a shrub or tree having a sand bath, or stretched out calmly sunbathing, is actually one of life’s joys. In return, you’ll get the best tasting eggs you’ll ever eat, and you’ll look at the chicken in the supermarket in a whole new light.