Demetri Martin - If I

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @Finstahy
    @Finstahy 7 лет назад +423

    I just realized that during the photography/palindrome segment from 17:52 to 20:48, the chord progression is itself a palindrome!
    I-V-vi-IV-ii-IV-vi-V-I

    • @patrickperlasjulian
      @patrickperlasjulian 7 лет назад +15

      Finstahy OMG

    • @bradschultz1470
      @bradschultz1470 6 лет назад +18

      Nice find.

    • @gaz2276
      @gaz2276 6 лет назад +19

      That's cute. Well spotted. His attention to detail seems quite rare. 😊

    • @EpicStarman
      @EpicStarman 5 лет назад +24

      So too is the title of the show, "If I"

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 5 лет назад +6

      This guy takes comedy to an incredible and respectfully beautiful place, and to think people would call themselves "comedians" cos they make mindless videos on Instagram

  • @jazz26
    @jazz26 3 года назад +91

    I love how he changed his shirt from "Demetri" to "Me tried" - it's a freaking anagram. This dude is awesome

  • @Fengrad
    @Fengrad 5 лет назад +77

    “Yo, Aloha, Hola, Oy!”
    That is gold.

  • @atrocious_pr0xy
    @atrocious_pr0xy 7 лет назад +309

    This man is a genius. He's one of the greatest comedians ever. I gained so much more respect for him after watching this.

    • @Menibor1
      @Menibor1 5 лет назад

      atrocious _ pr0xy he’s not funny tho.....

    • @ericanderson735
      @ericanderson735 4 года назад +3

      atrocious _ pr0xy idk man, he is smart yes. This one was not really that funny to be honest but entertaining tho. He is not
      Even close to one of the greatest ever, not even top 20 dude if your being real. None the less entertaining. If you want the GOAT check out good ol George Carlin ! Best ever

    • @battingthreadbeats4624
      @battingthreadbeats4624 3 года назад

      He's pretty good

    • @atrocious_pr0xy
      @atrocious_pr0xy 3 года назад

      @@ericanderson735 George carlin is the GOAT for sure. steven Wright.. Redd Foxx..

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 3 года назад +1

      @@ericanderson735 comedy is subjective. What do YOU think is funny? How do YOU define funny? Life is not a science. He said it best in his "Ted talk" just now because "the unexamined life is not worth living, man"

  • @moneybagz8292
    @moneybagz8292 9 лет назад +853

    This is like a really funny TED Talk

    • @grayliqht
      @grayliqht 7 лет назад +17

      thats exactly what i thought

    • @TrexChick
      @TrexChick 7 лет назад +4

      Miles Calloway for a really funny Ted talk watch the Reggie watts Ted talk

    • @moneybagz8292
      @moneybagz8292 7 лет назад

      Rebekah Wiles Yeah I saw that one he's awesome

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 6 лет назад

      True bro Miles

    • @nemesisurvivorleon
      @nemesisurvivorleon 6 лет назад +4

      intellectual comedy ist best comedy

  • @Totenlieder
    @Totenlieder 5 лет назад +45

    Demetri is a comedic genius. He just disguised a motivational speech as a comedy show and it actually made me feel better about life. What an absolute legend

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 7 лет назад +351

    I watch this video at least once every 3 months or so to remind myself that there is no such thing as a perfect plan to life. I'd rather try what I want to do in life and learn from my mistakes than to never try at all. Examine your life. Know thyself. If you really want to do something, try it. If it doesn't work out be honest w/ yourself and learn from it. Move on.

    • @dillingersteelflex
      @dillingersteelflex 7 лет назад +3

      Perfect summation :)

    • @MidTierVillain
      @MidTierVillain 7 лет назад +3

      ahepperl this comment is really inspiring..

    • @litawi7869
      @litawi7869 7 лет назад +5

      ahepperl I come back to this video every so often as well. I take away the same thing, and somehow it allows me to drift back to "center". I play it when I need to mentally rest and raise my vibes!

    • @Shadowwolf975
      @Shadowwolf975 6 лет назад +3

      I do the same thing, I'll come back and watch it occasionally just to remind myself that it's ok to have no clue how your life should function, all that matters is that you're living it.

    • @brandonterry4638
      @brandonterry4638 2 года назад

      Cookies

  • @StrifeLeeSimpson
    @StrifeLeeSimpson 7 лет назад +238

    It's more like a motivational speech and he just happens to be hilarious. Seems like all of his work was leading up to this.

  • @thisisEHAM
    @thisisEHAM 5 лет назад +54

    I'm surprised that no one laughed at 41:03 at the fact that the book is entitled Being Present

  • @topnug7626
    @topnug7626 5 лет назад +137

    I watched this years ago, when I was pretty young, and now I'm watching it again for the first time since. I never realized how much this had an impact on me. Specifically with all of the useless talents I accumulated and how my mind works similarly to his. Now I'm 22, and I'm going through a rut. Broke up with my first gf recently and I can't seem to get over it, drug addict, no job, barely any friends compared to before, and I'm looking at some jail time literally for missing a court date for something I did over two years ago (selling weed) which is about to be legal in my state. Everyday I've been thinking about how giving up would be so much easier, but this just gave me a whole new perspective on everything. I feel hopeful for the first time in awhile, and I couldn't thank this brilliant man enough.

    • @mayraartisa3004
      @mayraartisa3004 5 лет назад +4

      (if + if + if + if + if) to the n / time = I

    • @robrick92
      @robrick92 3 года назад +1

      @@mayraartisa3004 this is brilliant

    • @daledan-tony8722
      @daledan-tony8722 3 года назад +11

      Hey how are you doing now? I come back to this special once in a while to help myself too. Hope you’re good. Al love.

    • @coffeeandtrance
      @coffeeandtrance 2 года назад

      i come back to this from time to time when i'm trying to stay grounded

    • @topnug7626
      @topnug7626 2 года назад +7

      @@daledan-tony8722I still have a lot of work to do but my mindset has definitely improved. I did end up doing a week shy of 4 months in jail for that weed bs. It was either that or drug court and that shits a trap. But yeah I'd say I'm doing well. Still kicking at least

  • @MrNerd314159
    @MrNerd314159 9 лет назад +876

    This dude's not a comedian, he's a philosopher

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 6 лет назад +14

      Broad ideas for sure! This dude is truly perceptive.

    • @ramsesziz
      @ramsesziz 6 лет назад

      Alex Palermo Comedian philosopher

    • @Brenda1253
      @Brenda1253 6 лет назад

      Alex Palermo Yes

    • @ZalmanKrause
      @ZalmanKrause 5 лет назад +3

      All the good comedians are

    • @who-fc6os
      @who-fc6os 5 лет назад +2

      Buy the book he wrote entitled "THIS IS A BOOK", think you'd like it a ton.

  • @RedRiverSasquatch
    @RedRiverSasquatch 7 лет назад +60

    I love his intellectually philosophical brand of humor!

  • @thegreatskinkpriest8104
    @thegreatskinkpriest8104 4 года назад +20

    Seriously underrated comedian.

  • @oralboytoy
    @oralboytoy 7 лет назад +68

    This is my favorite comedian.
    I actually relate to Demetri. I think he's a genius (literally a very smart person).
    Despite all the jokes, he's really dedicated to self-improvement and success.

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 Год назад

      He is literally a genius. He's a member of Mensa.

  • @saranje100
    @saranje100 5 лет назад +18

    Demetri Martin, it's like fate brought me to this moment. I've been stuck in life, his words give me a good laugh, and a bit of comfort.

  • @kw9568
    @kw9568 4 года назад +4

    HOLY MOLY!!!! I JUST HAD A LIFE CHANGING MOMENT!!!!!!!

  • @jamesmcqueary6233
    @jamesmcqueary6233 5 лет назад +6

    This is the kind of introspective comedy we need more of.

  • @Audiomancer
    @Audiomancer 7 лет назад +8

    I really enjoyed his show Important Things with Demitri Martin. I knew it wasn't going to last long while I was watching it, and that made me sad.

    • @TheMCvamp
      @TheMCvamp 2 месяца назад

      Loved that show

  • @BlackParade727
    @BlackParade727 6 лет назад +19

    Watched this at 2x speed instead of getting ready for work: productivity at its finest

    • @robrick92
      @robrick92 3 года назад +1

      It's actually pretty good at 1.25× speed

  • @normantuan56
    @normantuan56 6 лет назад +12

    This guy is brilliant. The show is one of the "ifs" that makes me a better person

  • @josh18230
    @josh18230 4 года назад +12

    The last time I watched this was maybe when I was 17 and I realized now that I may have internalized a lot of his behaviors, especially the useless talents stuff. I used to love bar tricks.

  • @Zubb999
    @Zubb999 4 года назад +13

    I see so much of myself in Demitri. It sounds like him and I were similar as kids. I floated through school, never really applying myself, never needing to cause I was "good enough". I had other things I card about, other people, other imaginations.
    College gave me a wake up call and now I'm graduated with a near-useless degree, a dead-end job, and I feel like I've already reached my full potential. The world always coddled me, told me I was special and would always turn heads and no one is looking my way now. It feels like I was fed lies for my entire childhood, tricked into believing them, and then tossed aside like trash.
    Thank you for this insight Demetri. I can't give up on my dreams, and life is way more complicated than I could ever fathom.

  • @janedoe3043
    @janedoe3043 5 месяцев назад

    Please run for president Demetri. We need you now more than ever.

  • @Ffeoli1039
    @Ffeoli1039 3 года назад +4

    Huge fan of this since the day it came out. Love coming back

  • @davidrobey4795
    @davidrobey4795 4 года назад +6

    I feel like I just went to college. That was wonderful.

  • @Shadowwolf975
    @Shadowwolf975 3 года назад +3

    Demetri

    • @Veggum
      @Veggum 3 года назад

      Same I remember watching this on comcast on demand back in the day hes so underrated

    • @TheSultan1470
      @TheSultan1470 3 года назад +1

      Are you an Ice Bear

    • @Shadowwolf975
      @Shadowwolf975 3 года назад +1

      @@TheSultan1470 Nope, I'm a water bear :D

  • @Lowicable
    @Lowicable 6 лет назад +9

    I'm from France, I saw this man on this video 3 years ago, and I'm so glad this man is produced by Netflix now!

  • @umlal
    @umlal 9 лет назад +237

    Holy shit I just noticed, he changed his shirt caption from Demitri to me tried..

  • @heyhay5149
    @heyhay5149 2 года назад +2

    I've been listening to Demetri for a while and he is truly one of the smartest and funniest comedians I've ever heard. He is up there with the icons. He is so underrated. Here are some of my favorite lesser known comedians. 1. Demetri Martin 2. David Tyree 3. Billy Gardell 4. and Brian Regan and of the well known my favorites are 1. Ali Wong 2. Tom Segura 3. Natasha Leggero 4. Sasha Baron Cohen 5. Will Ferrell 6. Dave Chappelle Chappelle and here are some old time hidden gems for you younger people..... Dame Edna...... and Patricia Routledge on the tv show Keeping Up Appearances and of course Mr. Bean.

  • @quincy3d69
    @quincy3d69 5 лет назад +3

    this gave me a lot !
    thanks Demetri Martin !

  • @kennyhagan5781
    @kennyhagan5781 3 года назад +2

    Underrated as hell.

  • @robobuzzin
    @robobuzzin Год назад +1

    rewatching and just noticed that at 1:11 when he says "me here", he is pointing at the me in his name. The literal "me there". There is truly no end to this mans madness

  • @thenewebroy619
    @thenewebroy619 7 лет назад +12

    this is so amazing and I love it. I can't believe ice bear is so profound, definitely one of my favorite comedians!

  • @KTSpeedruns
    @KTSpeedruns 6 лет назад +5

    Well, this changed my perspective.
    Is it a coincidence? He makes tally lists to try to fill out, and on my job, I made checklists, laminated them, and diagrams, etc. all to make me feel like my job is a list to be done. It makes things simpler and manageable for me. I like having written down structure as if I've simplified my job down to a list. And I'm even thinking of doing it at home.
    * Take a walk.
    * Brush your teeth
    * get everything off the floor
    * Dust out computer
    * Do the dishes
    * etc.
    Maybe it's worth trying.

  • @bobbybobson667
    @bobbybobson667 5 лет назад +5

    Such an intelligent being. The audience doesn't appreciate his genius?

    • @obiwankenobi9439
      @obiwankenobi9439 2 года назад +2

      You can never emphasize your intelligence to the audience. It just doesn't work. You can *be* smart. Put play dumber. On stage. In real life. Smart political leaders do this. It's human nature. Common man is always better received.

    • @TenNineD
      @TenNineD 2 года назад

      @@obiwankenobi9439 wise words obi wan

  • @elderwolves
    @elderwolves 4 года назад +1

    I always looked back and thought 'Demetri Martin- comedian. Funny. Make good laugh ahahaha'.
    This is a better inspirational speech than any I've ever listened to. You can connect with this guy.

  • @Lt31337Luca
    @Lt31337Luca 2 года назад +3

    I've watched this and listened to it a few times but only now noticed he changes his shirt from "demetri" to "me tried" near the end

  • @Ffeoli1039
    @Ffeoli1039 4 года назад +4

    Such a classic

  • @mortygirly
    @mortygirly 4 года назад +2

    Damn. This is brilliant.

  • @davidchmielecki7653
    @davidchmielecki7653 4 года назад +6

    Better and more genuine than most TED talks out there.

  • @prod6mill.512
    @prod6mill.512 2 года назад +2

    I always find myself coming back to this when I need guidance

  • @JangMember_twobabies
    @JangMember_twobabies 7 лет назад +149

    He's good. Ice bear led me here.

  • @schoolofacoustics-darrellp7973
    @schoolofacoustics-darrellp7973 3 года назад +2

    what an amazing dude

  • @russelingersoll6902
    @russelingersoll6902 7 лет назад +28

    he is really deep...man...

  • @Tocy777isback0414
    @Tocy777isback0414 7 лет назад +150

    Demetri - Me Tried

  • @noone3216
    @noone3216 Год назад

    Demetri talking about his life journey and choices literally sounds like hes describing my life. Minus the law school. And unicycle.

  • @TheBabadook616
    @TheBabadook616 6 лет назад +4

    Damn, he's incredible

  • @sharkprofessor3010
    @sharkprofessor3010 Год назад +2

    Coolest TED talk ever!

  • @heckinborkk
    @heckinborkk 6 лет назад +10

    This dude's my favourite comedian.

    • @heckinborkk
      @heckinborkk 6 лет назад

      Now I've learn't he's a philosipher. Even better.

  • @ryynerwicked2762
    @ryynerwicked2762 4 года назад

    Not what I expected bt definitely what I needed to hear... I wish I could like this more then once

  • @JustinBlastoff
    @JustinBlastoff 4 года назад +3

    I would pay for a subscription to this if it was a show

    • @TheSultan1470
      @TheSultan1470 3 года назад

      He did have a show on Comedy Central. Important things with Demetri Martin.

  • @teresatrueblood1863
    @teresatrueblood1863 7 лет назад +4

    DEMETRI is so gorgeous! He is also extremely smart.

  • @mnkyball
    @mnkyball 9 лет назад +9

    I really enjoyed this, thank you!

  • @quackerzdb
    @quackerzdb 4 года назад +9

    I like how he changed his vocabulary and spelling for his Brit audience

  • @jinitastandup
    @jinitastandup 6 лет назад +1

    This guy is amazing.

  • @enderprime9022
    @enderprime9022 6 лет назад +2

    life is good cause you can watch something really great TWICE if u really put your mind to it

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 7 лет назад +1

    This is fucking great! Demetri Martin is one of my favorite comedians.

  • @devonelizondo38
    @devonelizondo38 7 лет назад +23

    "man, these are some sweaty balls" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ernestocalcano1212
    @ernestocalcano1212 6 лет назад +10

    If I was president I would invite Demetri Martin to the white House fo a year

  • @lukasoravec9615
    @lukasoravec9615 Год назад

    This hits different

  • @genki5961
    @genki5961 9 лет назад +14

    this was really awesome! I enjoyed it a lot :)

  • @tishandmarkbacks4563
    @tishandmarkbacks4563 3 года назад +2

    i'm 2 minutes in and i love this kid

  • @connororeilly3387
    @connororeilly3387 2 года назад +1

    This is great

  • @galgrunfeld9954
    @galgrunfeld9954 5 лет назад +4

    About the video he played:
    Goodhart's law:
    "When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure"

  • @StevieMcDougald
    @StevieMcDougald 3 года назад +1

    best motivational speech ever

  • @nosidam1989
    @nosidam1989 7 лет назад +1

    Gotta love demetri

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 2 года назад +2

    DM specials are like Carlin specials, you can't compare one to the other and your guaranteed to be entertained

  • @nbuha56
    @nbuha56 Год назад +2

    Not only is the title a palindrome but the entire special is, he starts and ends with the same quote, even says "If I" in the exact middle of the show. There is way to much in the show to even cover in one comment. I have been a long time fan of Demetri, this is his most well thought out performance in my opinion.

  • @dylanbrusstar6646
    @dylanbrusstar6646 7 лет назад

    This Man is a Genius

  • @TenNineD
    @TenNineD 2 года назад +1

    He’s my favorite I wish he did stuff like this in modern times like imagine demitri with a RUclips channel

  • @TheTylerRobison
    @TheTylerRobison 3 года назад +4

    I love how you changed your shirt and just didn't bring it up. "Me Tried" is a palindrome for "Demetri". Great stuff, my absolute favorite comedian of all time! Worth noting, I really loved " Important Things" one of my favorite shows! You are so brilliant and it really gives me hope. Thanks so much for your amazing contributions to comedy.

  • @Tlicious3
    @Tlicious3 2 года назад

    We are so similar! Im dying🤸‍♀️🤣😂🤣😂 This is what happens when no one pays attention to ya, but you don't even mind, bcuz there is just soo much to do & try & figure out that Has to having deeper meanings....or yeah What IF i happen to loose a limb, so when younger i would act as if i had already lost one arm or went blind... Shoot I wont be soo upset and already ahead of the game in life! Then i used to have this thing, ok i still do with other objects, but i would memorize every remote that I had or if was my friends or families too.. juuuust in case i was blind.. TA HAA! I've got it down already and dont even have to look at it... Until the One day it was my exboyfriend that said Well IF you were blind it wouldn't even matter bcuz you can't watch TV now !?!?! 🤣
    This guy is a hellz yeeahhh 🤜🤛 & actually accidentally stumbled across him. Never heard of him before? Got here from watching a 24/7 comedy, mini skit per stand up comedian. He was only on for like a minute and all i captured was his first name in the background on the wall so keyed in Demetri comedian and BAM Here I am & sooo glad I did! I was also eating dinner, well more like snacking and I've always said I'm ONLY Happy When I EaT,, sooo YASSS need to be watching or listening to something funny!!!
    I would never be bored with him as a friend !!! ¡BRAVO ¡

  • @kurohikes5857
    @kurohikes5857 4 года назад +1

    Brilliant!

  • @crazyapelsinina
    @crazyapelsinina 7 лет назад

    this guy is amazing!

  • @TrexChick
    @TrexChick 7 лет назад

    I love you demetri. So so much

  • @majorbulldad
    @majorbulldad 6 лет назад +1

    Brilliant, Man!

  • @swandarkart2752
    @swandarkart2752 Месяц назад

    " i lost sight , i was busy trying to figure out who i wanted to be i did not realize who i was actually becoming "

  • @koopz51
    @koopz51 4 года назад +8

    he's like a philosophical mitch hedburg

    • @ilyrun5566
      @ilyrun5566 2 года назад

      After I heard his drowning joke I couldn't get Mitch Hedburg out of my head.

  • @bishopscore
    @bishopscore 4 года назад

    We love you, Demetri.

  • @Hipp1062
    @Hipp1062 7 лет назад +4

    That was an awesome video man.

  • @quantumgoverned6852
    @quantumgoverned6852 5 лет назад

    the power of discernment.

  • @wheelz199
    @wheelz199 11 месяцев назад +1

    Willams martin carlin headburg and burnham hicks my Mount Rushmore of comedy

    • @tatum1140
      @tatum1140 3 месяца назад

      Bit of an extra wide rushmore

  • @LochNessHamster
    @LochNessHamster 6 лет назад +20

    This dude is 45 now. Goddamn I feel old.

    • @Screamer1918
      @Screamer1918 5 лет назад

      NICKREAPER316 Yes I remember when he first came out about ;). I’m 48

  • @jakobestioko
    @jakobestioko 4 года назад

    this is gold

  • @prazzz8322
    @prazzz8322 3 года назад +4

    All the dislikes are from people that dont know how much the crabs weigh

  • @joebrowser775
    @joebrowser775 2 года назад

    This is like watching an amazing long TED talk.

  • @tmbrtmbr7187
    @tmbrtmbr7187 7 лет назад +32

    *Ice bear likes this video*

  • @xlDysenterylx
    @xlDysenterylx 3 года назад +3

    I feel like this was actually the first TED talk.

  • @HughMorristheJoker
    @HughMorristheJoker 6 лет назад +2

    The David Foster Wallace of comedy

  • @farischugthai5598
    @farischugthai5598 3 года назад +5

    When his shirt goes from Demetri to Me Tried I lost my shit

  • @TheMartianGeek
    @TheMartianGeek 6 лет назад

    I can relate to some of this.

  • @carlwawrina8080
    @carlwawrina8080 Год назад +1

    This wasn't so much a standup routine as it was an awesome TED talk. Kudos.

  • @tredeuce
    @tredeuce 5 лет назад +2

    Ben Franklin use to give himself weekly tests as well. Weird finding that out within 24 hours of watching this stand up again.

  • @grahamkristensen9301
    @grahamkristensen9301 7 лет назад +73

    Ice Bear finds this very inspiring.

    • @L0Ldude11
      @L0Ldude11 7 лет назад +4

      Graham Kristensen Love that show

    • @martynburrows7867
      @martynburrows7867 7 лет назад +2

      If a crab and a half weigh a pound and a half, but the half crab weighs half as much again as the whole crab, what do half the whole crab and the whole of the half crab weigh?
      takers anyone?

    • @brunsta234
      @brunsta234 7 лет назад

      Martyn Burrows a pound and a half ... not hard at all

    • @claircash9966
      @claircash9966 4 года назад

      Martyn Burrows 1 pound 😆

  • @Kmakmizzle
    @Kmakmizzle 6 лет назад +1

    This guy is hilarious. At FIRST..When I watched The Over Thinker his opening few jokes were lame to me and I ALMOST DIDN'T watch the rest but I decided to honestly give him a chance and see how long it would take for him to MAKE me turn him off. It only took about 5 minutes and he had me LMAO.

  • @Frilleon
    @Frilleon 5 лет назад +9

    “If I” is a palindrome and he starts and ends with the same quote as well

  • @ddk0076
    @ddk0076 5 лет назад

    Word...smart!

  • @bigwillblahblahbla
    @bigwillblahblahbla 3 года назад +3

    Feels like he died, and got one chance to tell us who he was.

    • @TheSultan1470
      @TheSultan1470 3 года назад

      Nah, he's still dead, he's just self aware of the fact, is all

  • @lunasinplaneta
    @lunasinplaneta 6 лет назад +23

    Could you please enable community contribution? I want to add Spanish subtitles.

  • @Zalied
    @Zalied 4 года назад +3

    this would make a good ted talk