Demetri Martin. Person. - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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Demetri Martin. Person.
Original airdate: Jan 14, 2007
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I haven't giggled like this in years!! Thanks for the memories!!
One of the most creative comedians without a doubt
I tried to listen to this to go to bed, but it was way too funny! Dimitri is the best
When I saw this in my feed, I thought it was a new Demetri Martin special. I'm still glad to see it in my feed. I'm going to enjoy this later.
It's so sad he quit comedy at his peak
It's better to burnout than fade away...
@@FistandFootMartialArts wow facts 👏
@@pimpz7409 😁
@@pimpz7409 Did you see his "If"? It was hard to watch.
Demetri's material is absolutely bulletproof. Ages like the Tao Te Ching or The Book of Proverbs. Just perfect little jewels or nuggets of yumminess.
I’m only 5 minutes in the video and I love this guy😂
Is it just me or when you read Demetri’s shirt you heard Mark Normand saying it.
you mean Kevin Hart
Heck yeah!
@@fepompeo best comment of the year!😂
I had to pause to see his shirt and read it in his voice just like you said 😂😂😂😂 😂
I remember when this came out. You remind me that it's 2024 .bah humbug😊
I have post traumatic glitter disorder
Such unique, original material. I enjoyed this very much.
Stole the herpes/glitter joke - not original!
The man doesn’t age
I mean this is a reupload of a 2007 set, but he doesn't look bad for his age either
@@floki8382thanks I was wondering when this was
Same hairstyle in 2007 as in 2024.. He did say he had a time machine at home... I believe him. I think it is bucket shaped.
Yay! So original and sooo fun! Many blessings to you Demetri🙏💕
Sooo many memories. This is how I fell in love with comedy💯
This dude is still alive? Amazing. I remember watching his specials in middle school.
"I wasn't aware of something I wasn't paying attention to" cool story bro
2016 in the movie Dean.. and some shows.. The Overthinker (2018)
Demetri Deconstructed (2024) So.... No? I mean deconstructed sounds pretty bad.
@@notveryniceatall you are notveryniceatall :)
this came out in 2007
I loved this special. First time I saw it I was hooked. Thanks for putting it up
He's a freaking comedy genius.
Yes one of the best comedy geniuses of all time. A veritable wellspring of creativity.
The first person I ever heard say the quote in the thumbnail was Rob Czar.
I used to like Demetri Martin. I still do but I used to too!
LOL - Dmitri definitely had influences from Mitch Hedberg and a little Steven Wright. Still, very original overall.
Good thing they bleeped the video. I was like “I’m on yt, the place where no swearing exists”
I think we should just agree to make bleep a swearword, meaning "crumbsnatching fluffmuffin"
One of the best to ever do it.
This guys is great. In my mind he is the love child of Tom Smothers (or maybe Dick) and Maria Bamford.
I absolutely love Demetri Marcus!!! ❤ his dry sense of humor and corny jokes are right up my alley 😂
@@DanceChickaDee Martin
I don´t know Demetri Marcus.. He sounds strange.
@@Ludifant By intent
@@Ludifant He is. In a good way.
NEXT LEVEL🚀
A very original comedian - well done!
Bless your wee young heart
wonderful
Wow drawing with both hands is impressive. I had no idea Demetri was amphibious…
Absolute genious
There I am in the literal top row. I mean, you can't see me, but I'm in the shot.😊
Dude, nothing is as fun as skateboarding.
Doing the Garden State proud. 💜🤣
AMAZING
I snort glitter and use MDMA for crafting
Oh naww😂😂
Dimitri Martain still exists. He isn't just the name of a side character in a vampire erotica novel.
If Demetri could sing, he´d give Tailor Swift a run for her money.
How dare you impune his angelic singing voice. 😊
This is a pretty good joke.
This guy is so unique and creative, I really love his humour. Finally something non-political. Please come back on stage, Demetri!
Was this the era of everyone is Sufjan Stevens?
Hilarious, he's gonna be a super star if he plays his cards right.
Well..
Modern day Mitch Hedberg.
24:15
I thought the anime caracter was under covers, pleasing himself, but then I saw it may have been a guitar :-)
old repost! but still good.
very funny... but also very of its time. Definitely couldn't get away with some of these jokes today.
I noticed the light misogyny.
@@mikei5550 yeah, but only misogyny directed towards women, so it´s al right. #meneither
Genius!
1:35
Is this recent? The guy looks even younger than he looked 15 years ago. The Paul Rudd of comedy?
Edit: Looking at a couple of comments below, this may be a re-release, in the end, of previously released material.
We all watched this on cable TV 15 years ago
@@pokermitten9795 "We all?"
We got it in the mail on a Netflix DVD 😁
The only bad thing about this guy... You have to watch him. You can't do the dishes.
Ripped off the herpes/glitter joke from Robert On Shaq's comedy special from Atlanta. Joke stealing is the unforgivable crime.
Person circa 2007
Shaq’s all starts was 2013
You're right, joke stealing is unforgivable.
Robert stole this joke from Demetri.
This was filmed in 2007
Looks like you are ultimately the one who got ripped off.
This guy had SO MUCH POTENTIAL. And then he quit school cause he got a comedy central contact and thought everything was going to keep coming to him.
It didn't. He has the EXACT SAME COMEDY he did at the start.
Put the the work in. Jumping from one special and not hitting the small clubs for years made you marketable not a below average comedian.
Take your meds lol
I am so glad for this free and unsollictited advice. Stay in school Kids.. don´t do drugs, not even from the drugstore.
This was his okayest special yet!
I want to like it but I must not change the counter from 420
unless i missed it , he didn't do my favorite line. something like, my super power is I'm invisible to bartenders
That line, "My superpower is that I’m invisible to bartenders," is from Demetri Martin's show Important Things.
Well if you got ball park buns maybe you should of got ball park franks that come in counts of 8
He is talentus unlimitus....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
But you know he prefers unicycling over skateboarding
and sweet corn over unicorn.
When glitter inevitably scatters from child care at fundie churches they think it's gold dust from Jesus. True story.
I created paper covers rock
as a musical genre?
I can only add one thumbs up😢
I've never seen thicker gd hair in my life! It's shiny af tooo. It's almost like....not real. Wish I had such glorious shiny hair. What shampoo u use dude.
Don't hold out on me dude
This guy looks like ray Raymond
What about craft-herpes?
I guess no new stand up has been recorded since 2000 whatever... Dimitri was the best at what he did, funnier than Steven wright
Huh? Two totally different styles.
Robert Powell told the glitter joke in 2013
This special is from 2007
That's some memory u got there.
@@sstanford1331 it’s in the description
Remember when Comedy Central actually showed comedy
Remember when people knew how to ignore things they don't like?
Hey David, don't look now but you're watching comedy on comedy central.
@johnmicah666 THANK YOU!
@AriWeismanchester 😆
Remember when we didn’t have comedy snobs?
Glitter should be illegal
What a talented and funny person? He reminds me of him. I will sell advice, but I'm not giving it anymore.
Kinda George Carlinish.
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This was his Magnum Opus. Everything after Person. just wasn't as good.
Whatever happened to this guy?
Baby blood he saying that he knows or does Adrenochrome. they are doing right in front of your face
Nerd comedy lol
Shut up lol
@@notveryniceatall I didn’t say it wasn’t good snowflake.😉
sucks as bad as it did years ago
This is the most facebook, boomer normie stand up i’ve ever seen. Clearly he was on top of his style of comedy during this time but watching this in 2024, its lacking slurs and derogatory jokes that i’m used to
Epic trolling bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for sharing
This opinion sucks.
Go play Roblox lil baby
This is not new at all
o h w o w r e a l l y ?
Bro he stole that glitter joke from Deon Cole and Patrice Oneal.
Not funny fake product
Wah wah wah
the dragons are real the giant ones are stone the bible is all real
I dont know if its the jokes or the delivery but something is terrible
Both.
It's his style. He's been around forever and it's always been like this, very niche
Lowered expectations helps alot in every aspect of existence.
If u can't make it I'd say he's probably just not for you
This is also from 2007