That story about the husband stealing Karen reminds me of a story about my 102 year old grandmother. Some years ago a lady at her church put it in her head that she was going to steal my grandfather. She started doing all the stuff that Karen did, until my grandmother caught wind of it. My grandmother walked up to her after service and told her in no uncertain terms that she better knock off that behavior and leave my grandfather alone. My grandmother had a reputation as being mild mannered and sweet, so the lady ignored her. A couple of weeks later, my grandmother caught her trying to fawn on my grandfather again. My grandmother took off her earrings, walked up to her, and said, "I warned your dumb ass about touching my husband." And then proceeded to beat the crap out of her in front of the entire church. Neither she nor my grandfather had another problem from any of the other women again. Shes been a member of that church for 80 years.
*First Story:* As an aspie myself, that story touched a nerve. I have a stammer, not a stutter, but I get where OP is coming from. We can't control our speech impediments and it's embarrassing by itself. Imagine how much worse it feels when others make fun of it like ED did.
That dad was disgusting and I can guarantee his kid isn't on the spectrum or he would know him mocking O.P in front of his kid is taken as him also mocking them. People like him hate people like me who have zero problem putting them right in their place. We are out there watching and protecting we are just rare.
The beach story was nuts. She was just jealous of the fact that she doesn't look as good in her bikini as the surf shake girl did in her own swim suit.
Her clothing was inappropriate for work only if her EMPLOYER says it is. None of Karen’s business. Also, what was going on in the back of the shack, in private, was also NONE OF HER ***** BUSINESS! 😂
Awh, Huck is adorable :3 Why do crazy ladies think they can just steal other people's dogs? Once had someone just pick up one of our dogs and run, another person jumped our back fence and took a dog, we got both dogs back, but that was ridiculous.
I work with children, and I'm telling you people who don't, entitlement must be cured early. Some kids are naturally more entitled, but the bulk comes from entitled parenting! Either learning to be enlightened LIKE their parents, or FROM there parents (sheltered from responsibility and consequences). Teach kids empathy, decency, responsibility, and respect of other people's things early and often.
hear hear. sadly my brother in law doesnt exactly support punishment. so my niece and youngest nephew...can be right nightmares sometimes. its why i dont always like hanging out with them. individually they are ok. together its insane. and how my youngest nephew acts and what he says sometimes concerns me. so we will see. i know sadly my sister is at her wits end without proper support from her husband
@@MuffinHunterX unless you're accurately reporting something the police would rather have no one know about... been arrested for that, and oh boy, did they have time for it then AFTER saying my information was correct
@@ArcanineEspeon in one of the stories, a Karen tried to take someone's dog claiming it was hers. No way of knowing if she actually had a dog, or just tried to get one for free.
@@sakilynn Bro I watched the video. That's the last thing I had a question about. In fact, I'm really, really confused as to why you assumed I was asking what happened in the video that I just watched...my dude, I'm asking about your bizarre statement about the dog being named Max.
Wait, are you saying that her dog Max ran away because she was crazy? It sounded to me the first time I read it like you were saying her dog ran away because she named him Max.
Story 2, I wouldn't be surprised if Karen was lying through her teeth and just wanted op's dog. Of course she doesn't think that op has the records to prove that it's his dog plus the stupidity and entitlement to actually keep trying to call op's dog to her despite everything. Karens don't learn and think their entitled to everything. Story 5, Karen deserved the karma of her ex husband suing her for trying to go after a married man. It's beyond disgusting, pathetic and ridiculous to think she's entitled to a married man because her husband left her. I have no respect for women who go after a married man.
@@crisvanfan pretty much. She just wanted op's dog and thought she was entitled to have him. I bet it pissed her off that the dog refused her and loved op.
@@crisvanfannot necessarily. My wife had a similar experience growing up, and the neighbor girl was too stupid to realize the new dog named Buck was about a dozen years younger than her missing dog.
@@onepieceisking5493 exactly. if she really wanted a dog, there's plenty of beautiful pups in shelters waiting for families. Mine was a 7 year old border collie / GDS mix. best baby girl in the world
I agree with that but this kind of thing happens more often than you would think. They will even try to get them drunk to sudus them or spike their drink and take them people are fuking crazy and will go to great lengths to get what they want no matter who gets hurt as long as they get what they want.
That's what I thought too. She apparently thinks only she can look good in a revealing wet suit but can forbid anyone else including workers from doing so. It's disgusting how she tried to accuse them and insult op just to get them in trouble and try to get her way. Glad op showed her who's boss and the witch never came back.
@meh2510 OH MY GOSH! That's exactly what I thought but was afraid to type thinking people are so weird someone would freak out on me for just using the word.
Pool Story - You’re right that OP should’ve called the police on that racist mother and her kids for trespassing when he told them No that they couldn’t use ‘HIS’ pool.
@@LocalMapleWe don't know the culture of their neighborhood, this could have been dangerous in the mid 60s. Lots of racist people taking revenge on tolerant white people for being tolerant.
I have new neighbours that moved in maybe a couple of months ago. I live down a cul-de-sac and they don’t live next to me but one house in between us (I live at the end of the street). Every single morning (unless it’s raining) they play very loud music and yell/swear at each other. They also park one of their cars in front of their driveway, simultaneously blocking part of ours, the neighbour in between us, partly the neighbour on the other side of theirs and making it extremely difficult for anyone coming down the street to turn around at the end (there’s a kindergarten down the street so see a lot of the parents parking to get their kids and struggling because of this car). It’s not always there but it’s still very annoying. It made me very happy hearing OP get revenge on their neighbour since I deal with that regularly now
Beach Story - Wow Karen is mad at OP for wearing a tank top over her bikini while she’s in a bikini herself that’s more revealing than OP’s. And then she calls OP a slut because she’s working with a couple of guys?! Even though OP says that Karen never returned I hope that Karen was banned from the beach and the lessons, and I feel sorry for the daughter.
She would have gone full psycho on me. I worked at a remote field site with GUYS - and we took banyas (saunas) together as salmon are seriously stinky after they die. And the stream was our only water supply.
Story 2 - I’m gonna say that Karen saw OP’s dog, loved how adorable he looked, and then pulled that lie out of her butt just so that she could steal OP’s dog for herself. When I adopted my rat terrier dog when she was a puppy, my mom said that a guy saw her and offered to buy her. He offered her $200 for my puppy but thankfully my mom told him no that it was my dog and she wasn’t for sale. Thankfully he never came back and tried anything crazy.
That guy wasn't an idiot. That's why he accepted the response. That said, some people really are idiots who can't recognize their dog. My wife had a neighbor who thought her sister's boyfriend's 6 month old lab Buck was her 12 year old lab Buck. The stupid girl probably still holds that grudge, when her own dog probably got shot by the crazy duck lady up the street.
@@blitzwolfmon8297 Willful ignorance. All she knew was her dog was a black lab named Buck, and so was the pup. He was fully grown, so I may have underestimated the age, but he was still very much a puppy, just fully grown.
Had a similar thing happen with my small Pomeranian. A guy offered to buy my dog for $500 because his gf wanted him. Thankfully they too took "no thanks" gracefully and left. What they didn't know was that Teddy is very much a one family dog. He loves "his" family but has no use for strangers. 😆
Story 1: I am so proud of OP for not going into panic mode when ED started on her. I am especially proud of the cashier for getting the petty revenge for OP.
Third story: Oh come on DarkFluff. No one was making the daughter feel self conscious. The mother was insanely jealous. The totally uncouth and obscene thing to have told he woman, when she accused them all of doing some hanky panky was, "Oh, no, we weren't doing anything like that. But why would you think that? Is that how you got your daughter?" But no, not with the kid standing there.
This happens all of the time. "Think of the children!" Outrage about moms nursing in public is my favorite. Think of the kids? Kids seeing that are going to think LUNCHTIME. That's all they think about nursing. Only adults seeing it would think it is somehow dirty.
@@LatitudeSky The kid did not ask to be born to an idiot. So leave the kid out of it. Now, as far as breast feeding, at one time in history it was not uncommon at all for a woman to feed her baby in public. This is the way it was meant to be, for all mammals. And children SHOULD see it, just like children should not be protected from seeing death in a respectful manner. Many people will not take a child to a funeral or funeral home when a relative dies. Death is a part of life. It is a sad affair, and needs to be explained to young people so they understand that it is a part of life and is not to be feared. NOR glorified.
Story 5: What sort of backwards planet did Karen come from? Not only is her child a brat that wants to make everyone basically be a clone of her, but she wants to steal OP's dad? Yeah, I doubt it would've ended well, Karen would've been abusive to OP because OP didn't like being bullied by Bella
This might sound crazy, but, unfortunately, it's quite common for people who don't respect boundaries, have zero comprehension of the word no and nothing resembling accountability. Therefore, they have no expectations whatsoever of there being reprisals and consequences for their atrocious behavior. If this sounds oddly specific, I knew someone like this. Let's call her Kelly. She was one of the most selfish, self-centered, delusional people I've ever met. She never kept a job long enough for it to have a financial impact, but always had her hair done, her nails done, a full pack of cigarettes and booze in the fridge. Her children? Be damned. They often wore ill-fitting clothes, shoes that were too small, had no supplies for school, an empty refrigerator and lived in a house that looked like it belonged in hoarders in a nasty neighborhood surrounded by a series of ratchet creepy neighbors. Who paid for her cost-of-living? Her much beleaguered, long-suffering husband who was often on the road working. His absence enabled Kelly to perpetuate the myth that she was a single mom trying to make ends meet. She tried her hand at many men that even gave her a passing glance. Even a guy who was a good decade-and-a-half younger than her. I remember laughing in her face when it came out that he wasn't exactly interested in females. It was a huge blow to her very fragile Texas-sized ego that a man one, rejected her and two, turned out to be gay. I rubbed it in her face the rest of the time that I knew her that she had turned a man gay. For the record, I'm a gay man myself and I even dated the guy that she had chased after and had spectacularly turn down her very pathetic advances. It should come as no surprise whatsoever Kelly was also a racist, homophobic, prejudiced, xenophobic, religiously oppressive do-as-i-say-not-as-i-do bible-thumping Christian who violated every single commandment except for thou shalt not kill.
I gotta admit, OP's mom was an idiot. She kept allowing Karen into her home after a friend warned her, she allowed a grown-up and her spawn to bully her kid and then feed them, never defending her family. Terrible mom and horrible wife
Story 2: I do imagine one of the possibilities being correct where OP's dog being very cute is why Karen wanted to steal the dog. Of course the "similar-looking dog" possible could also be the real reason, but why would Karen continue to try and get the dog when it didn't respond? Whatever it is, I don't know how Karen thought it would work.
karen just wanted a free dog. On a side note, my cat was seriously insulted I said the pup was adorable. kept starring at me until I told her she's cute too. she's now back at grooming herself. the 2 other cats are too hot or lazy to care so they're just napping lol
If she did have a similar-looking dog that ran away and she genuinely believed that Huck was her dog then it very well could be the case that she is so desperate to have her dog, her family member, back that she is blinding herself to facts that seem obvious to us, like him not recognizing her.
@@Ryujishida Hubby got me a puppy this past Christmas after I joked and told him my Christmas present better bark in German. After I got her we went to the nearest pet store to get toys, and because we had never been to that particular store before hubby went one way with the pup and the cart, I went the other way. I ended up bumping into someone who was dressed in similar clothes to hubby who had an older version of my dog. I ended up chuckling to myself thinking, "I knew I had been here a while, didn't think it was this long" lol I did end up finding hubby, and then the 2 of us ended up bumping into the same gentleman, who we ended up talking to about our pups
The dog story is a reminder for all pet owners. Get your pets microchipped. It provides an external means identification when the question of ownership comes up. It also allows your pet to say "Hi my name is Maximilian My owner is Jane Doe. She can be reached at XXX." Collars can be 'lost' and replaced with another one.
#2 - Huck is a genuine cutie! And that woman was totally trying to steal him! Maybe OP's mom needs to get some type of order to keep that woman off their street.
The dog in Story#2 probably ran away because the lady was, "a couple short of a six pack". I guess the lady in #3 thought they were going to give swimming and surfing lessons in 3-piece suits.😂
First story -- if I was the server I'd do one of two things. One, add OPs order to the man's total or two, say "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here. Bigotry is not tolerated. Good day."
Story 3: If you're a women who can't stand to see other women in swimsuits, what you SHOULD do is stay away from beaches & swimming pools. What you should NOT do is put on your itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini, have your daughter do the same, take your daughter to the beach, & proceed to scream at another woman there who is more covered up than you are that she must be a perverted slut for wearing so little, in order to totally humiliate your poor daughter. That Karen was SICK & I fear for her daughter.
Last story. FYI I am most definitely NOT a morning person. Years ago I had a neighbor who came banging on our door, yelling, cussing, and even threatening violence. At the incredibly early hour of around 7 am. I had had a day off, so answering the door at that moment, I was groggy and very confused. This neighbor was screaming about our dog barking , the fact that she works nights, and my damned dog was keeping her awake, and telling me about the local noise ordinances. News flash! I also worked 8 or 12 hour midnight shifts 5 days a week, and even being in my yard, under my window, the barking never kept me from getting my sleep (and I've had insomnia, problems falling asleep for many years.) So being a good neighbor, I began keeping my dog in the house a little later in the morning. Mostly so I could go out and get a little yard work done. Mowing, weed whacking, blowing leaves and yard clippings , pulling out the hedge trimmer or chain saw to gain control of the row of overgrown whatever hedge behind the garage, liberal use of power tools and the hammer to repair the fence and decking. Even broke down and gave my teenage son and his friends permission to use our garage for band practice. And you thought a dog barking was too loud for you to sleep, bitch. A year or so later, there was a fire at her house (no, I had nothing to do with it) and there were some rumors about marriage troubles, financial issues, too much time spent on the riverboat casinos. They fixed the house but moved away and I never heard anything more.
5th story I blanked out for a second until the mention of flirting with OP's dad and for some reason I thought the daughter bully was flirting with him and I was like "WHA?!" and rewound to see I was just not paying attention 😂
Probably a good idea to get a body cam whenever you take her to get dog out these days because not only that these psychos come out of nowhere and try and steal your dog by saying it's theirs. But also the fact that there're some people's dogs who might suddenly just get out of either yards or their grasp then attack yours and you might need to have some form of evidence to take him to court with.
@@Some_Guy6 Are you talking about the one who was concerned about the man threatening to poison her dog? Yeah, you don't want to be in her position where the aggressor is the only one recording and can release an edited version of the encounter to dupe the easily manipulated. It's amazing how long people cling to false narratives even after the truth comes out.
I have a suspicion about the swimsuit Karen story. I bet the employee was more curvy. I'm curvy and I can't count how often someone wearing less clothes than me tells me to cover up. And some morons assume curvy girls are all sex fiends.
Experienced this more times than I remember. Short, thin and curvy, most assume I’m underage straight out of an anime. Lost count of how many people have commented I should cover up while wearing a one piece! Jealous people are strange
Was never thin. Lean, but not thin. Still very much curvy. Never had anyone tell me to cover up, but had WAY too many guys hit on me when I was a lifeguard and had trouble getting them to look at my face for any significant length of time. Apparently curvy+red tank = available? Manager came out to chase a guy off for me more than once. Loved that lady.
She's likely been through that embarrassment many times before, and since. Hopefully she will learn how to not treat people from her mother's despicable behaviour.
First story... I used to be a waitress once upon a time. I try to always be extra kind to any server or delivery driver. Extra "thank you" at the very least. Best tip I ever got as a waitress was a dollar bill folded into a fancy ring. I still regret having to spend it on gas... I still wish I had that ring decades later! And that guy? I hope all the love I gave that ring passed down to your family!
Story 2: Huck is adorable!! I really hope that woman finds her dog....though it could be all a lie. Story 3: Was the Karen jealous or what? Doesn't she know that people can wear whatever they want on the beach
Huck story: Yeah, not the best idea to lead a crazy to where you live. You go to a public place and call the police yourself. Or your parents. Surf school story: What did Karen expect, swimsuits from the 1030's? Everyone in wetsuits? While SHE was in a (probably barely there) bikini. Pool story: EM got what she deserved. I hope you had or put up no trespassing and beware of dog signs though. Just to CYA. Karen and Bella story: Easy to see where Bella got it from. Loud neighbor story: I think coach needs to take their "practice" to the school or a gym, for starters. If you want quiet, you'd best be able to practice being quiet.
Story 2: So my wife went through something similar as a kid. She had a girl in the neighborhood with a black lab named Buck. He was pretty gray in the muzzle, so he passed on. Well, her eventual brother in law got a black pup named Buck that was young, but full sized. I can't remember if her name was Kaycee of Bobby Joe, but I can say she thought it was her dog, and acted like a horses butt for the rest of their school days.
Honestly, it's not the first time I've heard about a story where a Karen tries to steal a husband I don't even know what to say about the third story 6:43 🤯
Story 5 - Serves Karen and her brat right. I’m surprised that OP’s mom didn’t deck that stupid drunken woman for saying those things and for hitting on ‘her’ husband. I would have.
I hope Karen and Bells ended up homeless. And the fact that her ex-husband 'cheated', but THEY were the ones living in HIS house without payment, makes Karen's statements about her husband (and her intentions to steal OP's dad) sound suspicious.
I knew a guy who’s stutter was so bad his whole body would jerk as he tried to get the words out. As a little boy his drunk parents would lock him in a closet then go out drinking for the whole weekend!
I am morning person and an early riser and I still would not be able to deal with that. When I Rise up early I like to enjoy the sanctity of watching the sunrise with a cup of coffee in hand. Something like that would disturb my flow.
We had something similar happen with our dog when I was a kid. I had a German Shepherd named sugar bear who was a sweetheart, she loved everyone and it didn't matter what you said, if it was an inviting tone, she'd go to you. This lady tried to take her right out of our yard... she called the police and said we stole her, her "proof" was the fact that when she called the name "April", she went to her... so my dad said, "watch this... stupid... here stupid!" And sugar ran to him, tail wagging like stupid had been her name forever. The woman still didn't believe it... she finally had to admit she had the wrong dog when we said she was not spayed... her dog was spayed, so she finally left. People are just weird sometimes.
Story #2: Many years ago, while in the U.S. Army, my wife and I acquired a pure bred female boxer dog. She was with us for 16 years before she passed away. In order to reduce the chance of dognappers stealing her, I trained her with all her commands in the German language, rather than English. If anyone gave her a command in English, she would ignore them. I also trained her to follow a special command word which, if I, my wife and our children gave it to her and pointed to someone, she would start growling, snaring and giving the appearance that she was about to go for the person's throat. We rarely had to use it, but it did scare a few people off.
Story 1: I have Asperger's too, so I sympathize, though I don't really stutter. Also, was ED's son really autistic? I doubt (or at least hope) ED wouldn't be such a prick if he was.
Well, I've heard stories that go both ways. It's like, if your symptoms don't manifest exactly like with this other person they know, they accuse you of lying about having it, or, in the other direction, faking symptoms for attention. They don't seem to realize there are a number of ways people can manifest, even with the same diagnosis.
Oh, I've met a *ton* of terrible parents of autistic kids. They like to put themselves on a pedestal as a "martyr" because their kid is disabled, and therefore the world must owe them something. Meanwhile they treat their kids like shit.
That last story about the inconsiderate, noisy coach cracked me up. It reminds me of another story about a bunch of single guys renting a house in a quiet neighborhood - and they loved to have loud parties into the wee hours. One guy got fed up and decided to be of service to them. About 8 am on the morning after, he pounded on their door til one bleary-eyed, hungover youth answered the door. Whereupon the neighbor told him that after all that partying, he must be in need of some protein, and presented him with an entire baking sheet covered in runny eggs, sunny-side up, raw oysters, and some of those little smoked clams that come in a can. The poor kid's eyes got huge, and he lunged for the bathroom. The kindly neighbor left the tray of goodies on the doorstep. Strangely, that was the end of party time in that house. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well, as a 9 year old, I had a guy ask "wouldn't it be fun if I started seeing your mother"? Bearing in mind that this was just mere months after my dad had passed away. I was not happy and responded "I'd rather you jump into a pit of snakes and die". 😂
As someone originally diagnosed with aspergers (I refuse to use the term now for reasons), I love when employees understand and help out. I had a similar situation at a Mexican restaurant where the mixed up veggies with their rice and beans and I didn’t expect that. I was trying my absolute best not to have a meltdown and I think the server seemed to put it together that I was neurodivergent. After a little while, I was able to calm down and she gave me another order. This time, a simple chicken and cheese quesadilla. She even threw in free churros for us. Nicest server ever!
Last story: As far as noisy neighbors go mine are pretty quiet. But I do happen to live right across the river from my city's pro football team practice field. This means during the off season I get woken up by blasting music and the stupid constant whistle and shouting echoing over. I can't imagine how loud it is right there in the field because it's loud enough at my house that it could be right next door. It sucks that I can't really keep my windows open during nice weather or else I have to blast whatever I'm watching on tv in order to hear it over the noise. But who's gonna make a multi-million dollar pro team practice quieter?
5th story is almost eerily similar to what happened with my family. Long story short: Krazy Katie told my mom in multiple different times and ways that she wanted my mom's life; kids that love her, a loving husband, dog, picket fence, etc. She even told my mom "I WILL take your life." That could've meant any number of ways, but you can imagine what way she was referring to. I won't go into details, but basically Krazie Katie had nothing, she wanted my sperm donor, and she got him while he was cheating on my mom with Krazie Katie. She sorta had me, but fortunately the brainwashing stopped when everyone saw how nuts Krazie Katie was and sperm donor ended their relationship. That was when I was 10-13 y/o. I'm 32 now, and much wiser.
I have the most beautiful mental image of an entire church having a lovely little congregation doing a sermon on the lawn while a lawn mower and Highway to Hell blasts at full volume next door.
19:05 - Gettin' some real Other Mother vibes from that chick! "I can be your mom instead! It'll be great! Here, just let me sow these buttons into your eyes!"
Omg lmfao is that woman complaining about a swim suit at the beach she must have tunnel vision or something because she’s wearing less that the surf instructor is lmfao
When I was a teenager I got up at 4am to go on runs calling USMC running cadences, I was training to be a marine but unfortunately I fell ill and couldn’t enlist I still love the Corps to this day though and even though I can’t go on runs anymore I still occasionally get the urge for some cadences so I blast and call cadences while cleaning or working on my car my neighbors HATE it😂
While i hear the story of loud neighbors, my neighbors are screaming, throwing doors shut and hammering.. They throw trash everywhere and don't recycle... I think the coach and his family would be worse though because they start earlier in the morning, and noises waking me up before work will make me murderous... I love how op got revenge xD
Second story: I like the response that says that the Karen's self-esteem is not my problem. Third story: My wife and I would have torn that Karen a new a$$hole. We don't play when people do that crap. Fourth story: I would have loved to join the neighbors that helped issue the Karma. That would have been one long practice session.....lol
#2 That «lady» is highly delusional. If OP's dog was actually hers and refuse to answer her calls, that mean that he was mistreated and the dog rejected her. But, he's obviously not hers. #3 Given the location and circumstances, ANYTHING more than completely naked IS appropriate. That Karen need to get her situational awareness checked out. #4 It's hot and I don't want to go to the community pool is NEVER a reason to trespass and go in the private pool of someone. ESPECIALLY when that person explicitly told you NO. Some peoples just refuse to understand «NO». #5 I can see why Karen's husband divorced her...
For Story 5, if some lady offers to be my mother, I'd ask her if she will never touch alcohol, again. But, if she says she won't, I'll just do a 180, and say, "Yes you will, you're lying!"
Wow. 😮 You wake me up every day at 6:30 a.m. and there's going to be a short, loud 📢 conversation. If it continued, I would definitely do something like this. I used to wake up quickly, but that was long ago. Walking up to that would make me as cranky as a bear with a bad 🦷 tooth.
My neighbour used to listen to Bob Dylan and George Thorogood loud enough to shake the walls. Its quieted down a bit, but unfortunately has added yodelling to his line up. Most mornings i feel like i should be milking the goat before making grandfather breakfast.
Story 2: She was just trying to kidnap her dog. If it was her dog it would have ran to her excited, but if she called it over and it didn't respond then it's not hers but she kept trying. Which is a terrible way of kidnapping a dog
Last story - OP should check to see if there's a noise control by-law in his area, they may not be allowed to make loud noises at 6:30 a.m. Otherwise it OK to enjoy "Highway to Hell" every second Sunday.
I’m a wheelchair user with slight facial drooping after a stroke I once told a middle aged woman that she had cut infront of me in a queue and she looked me up and down then pulled a face(mocking?) before going to the back of the line
The story about Huck, the cute little dog, is an important reminder to get your dogs chipped by your vet .it may not stop your dog from being stolen or lost, but it is proof of ownership
Oh my stars, Huck is so precious! OP is my hero for rescuing him! Last story with the "Dad coach", it's one thing to get revenge on a neighbor, but messing with God is just low. I hope op and the neighbors repented.
1st Story, Aspergers here as well. I don't have a noticeable stutter, but when I do really excited an want to get words out fast, then I'll stutter on a word. I can get annoyed, it's not fun, and I don't do it for 'attention.' 6:30 Look at the cute little Puppers!
That story about the husband stealing Karen reminds me of a story about my 102 year old grandmother. Some years ago a lady at her church put it in her head that she was going to steal my grandfather. She started doing all the stuff that Karen did, until my grandmother caught wind of it. My grandmother walked up to her after service and told her in no uncertain terms that she better knock off that behavior and leave my grandfather alone. My grandmother had a reputation as being mild mannered and sweet, so the lady ignored her. A couple of weeks later, my grandmother caught her trying to fawn on my grandfather again. My grandmother took off her earrings, walked up to her, and said, "I warned your dumb ass about touching my husband." And then proceeded to beat the crap out of her in front of the entire church. Neither she nor my grandfather had another problem from any of the other women again. Shes been a member of that church for 80 years.
Hot damn !
*First Story:* As an aspie myself, that story touched a nerve. I have a stammer, not a stutter, but I get where OP is coming from. We can't control our speech impediments and it's embarrassing by itself. Imagine how much worse it feels when others make fun of it like ED did.
Hey, if you're ever in front of me in line, take as much time as you need. I'm never in a hurry
*AND THE WHOLE "●MY● KID IS AUTISTIC!"*
That dad was disgusting and I can guarantee his kid isn't on the spectrum or he would know him mocking O.P in front of his kid is taken as him also mocking them. People like him hate people like me who have zero problem putting them right in their place. We are out there watching and protecting we are just rare.
@@RunnyBabbitMom I agree with you about his son not being on the spectrum. Because he would have more understanding of other people with disabilities.
Fellow Aspi right here
Huck is the cutest little hero. I love how he ignored the psycho lady.
I think Huck could smell the crazy and decided he wanted nothing to do with that lady lol.
I read psycho lady as potato, was I wrong?
@@Cheshyre.Technically no
The beach story was nuts. She was just jealous of the fact that she doesn't look as good in her bikini as the surf shake girl did in her own swim suit.
Her clothing was inappropriate for work only if her EMPLOYER says it is. None of Karen’s business. Also, what was going on in the back of the shack, in private, was also NONE OF HER ***** BUSINESS! 😂
So this woman thinks all kinds of inappropriate things are going on at the surf school but still wants to sign her daughter up?
@@prman9984 yeah absolutely clown world that we live in
Awh, Huck is adorable :3
Why do crazy ladies think they can just steal other people's dogs? Once had someone just pick up one of our dogs and run, another person jumped our back fence and took a dog, we got both dogs back, but that was ridiculous.
I work with children, and I'm telling you people who don't, entitlement must be cured early. Some kids are naturally more entitled, but the bulk comes from entitled parenting! Either learning to be enlightened LIKE their parents, or FROM there parents (sheltered from responsibility and consequences). Teach kids empathy, decency, responsibility, and respect of other people's things early and often.
Exactly 💯, it's why Karens shouldn't have kids nor should have custody or raise kids.
Absolutely
hear hear. sadly my brother in law doesnt exactly support punishment. so my niece and youngest nephew...can be right nightmares sometimes. its why i dont always like hanging out with them. individually they are ok. together its insane. and how my youngest nephew acts and what he says sometimes concerns me. so we will see. i know sadly my sister is at her wits end without proper support from her husband
Ok, how on Earth do these people not get arrested for false reports?
Paperwork is a pain in the ass.
@@MuffinHunterX unless you're accurately reporting something the police would rather have no one know about... been arrested for that, and oh boy, did they have time for it then AFTER saying my information was correct
Exactly. It bugs the mess out of me that she didn't get arrested for a false police report, stalking, and harassing a minor.
I know a horrible beast of a woman (I'm one of her victims) who did get arrested for filing a false police report to the sheriff. It can be done.
If she did have a dog named Max, no wonder he ran away.
Say what now?
@@ArcanineEspeon in one of the stories, a Karen tried to take someone's dog claiming it was hers. No way of knowing if she actually had a dog, or just tried to get one for free.
@@sakilynn Bro I watched the video. That's the last thing I had a question about.
In fact, I'm really, really confused as to why you assumed I was asking what happened in the video that I just watched...my dude, I'm asking about your bizarre statement about the dog being named Max.
Wait, are you saying that her dog Max ran away because she was crazy?
It sounded to me the first time I read it like you were saying her dog ran away because she named him Max.
@@ArcanineEspeon yeah, the dog's name is Max, and he likely ran away because she's crazy
Story 2, I wouldn't be surprised if Karen was lying through her teeth and just wanted op's dog. Of course she doesn't think that op has the records to prove that it's his dog plus the stupidity and entitlement to actually keep trying to call op's dog to her despite everything. Karens don't learn and think their entitled to everything.
Story 5, Karen deserved the karma of her ex husband suing her for trying to go after a married man. It's beyond disgusting, pathetic and ridiculous to think she's entitled to a married man because her husband left her. I have no respect for women who go after a married man.
Uh she was lying
@@crisvanfan pretty much. She just wanted op's dog and thought she was entitled to have him. I bet it pissed her off that the dog refused her and loved op.
@@crisvanfannot necessarily. My wife had a similar experience growing up, and the neighbor girl was too stupid to realize the new dog named Buck was about a dozen years younger than her missing dog.
@@onepieceisking5493 exactly. if she really wanted a dog, there's plenty of beautiful pups in shelters waiting for families. Mine was a 7 year old border collie / GDS mix. best baby girl in the world
I agree with that but this kind of thing happens more often than you would think. They will even try to get them drunk to sudus them or spike their drink and take them people are fuking crazy and will go to great lengths to get what they want no matter who gets hurt as long as they get what they want.
Story 3. I guess karen is one of those types who think everyone but her should go to the beach wearing a full body wet suit.
That's what I thought too. She apparently thinks only she can look good in a revealing wet suit but can forbid anyone else including workers from doing so. It's disgusting how she tried to accuse them and insult op just to get them in trouble and try to get her way. Glad op showed her who's boss and the witch never came back.
"You shouldn't be wearing that while you're working!"
Lady, they are a surf school. What else are they supposed to wear while working, hijabs?
No Karen expected them to be wearing business suits
@meh2510 OH MY GOSH! That's exactly what I thought but was afraid to type thinking people are so weird someone would freak out on me for just using the word.
@blueykangaroo makes sense considering she thinks it's inappropriate to wear swimwear while swimming.
Pool Story - You’re right that OP should’ve called the police on that racist mother and her kids for trespassing when he told them No that they couldn’t use ‘HIS’ pool.
Or call up every Black friend he knows to spend hours in his pool across the week.
@@LocalMaple Oooh perfect. That’ll keep her out
@@LocalMapleWe don't know the culture of their neighborhood, this could have been dangerous in the mid 60s. Lots of racist people taking revenge on tolerant white people for being tolerant.
And get a time machine and go back decade's to implement this.
I have new neighbours that moved in maybe a couple of months ago. I live down a cul-de-sac and they don’t live next to me but one house in between us (I live at the end of the street). Every single morning (unless it’s raining) they play very loud music and yell/swear at each other. They also park one of their cars in front of their driveway, simultaneously blocking part of ours, the neighbour in between us, partly the neighbour on the other side of theirs and making it extremely difficult for anyone coming down the street to turn around at the end (there’s a kindergarten down the street so see a lot of the parents parking to get their kids and struggling because of this car). It’s not always there but it’s still very annoying. It made me very happy hearing OP get revenge on their neighbour since I deal with that regularly now
Bet op looked good in that tankini an her being around likely fit guys looking cute made Karen jealous.
Beach Story - Wow Karen is mad at OP for wearing a tank top over her bikini while she’s in a bikini herself that’s more revealing than OP’s. And then she calls OP a slut because she’s working with a couple of guys?!
Even though OP says that Karen never returned I hope that Karen was banned from the beach and the lessons, and I feel sorry for the daughter.
She would have gone full psycho on me. I worked at a remote field site with GUYS - and we took banyas (saunas) together as salmon are seriously stinky after they die. And the stream was our only water supply.
@@karenturner9423*clutches pearls* 😱
@@karenturner9423A Karen vs Karen fight!
The world might never recover...
Story 2 - I’m gonna say that Karen saw OP’s dog, loved how adorable he looked, and then pulled that lie out of her butt just so that she could steal OP’s dog for herself.
When I adopted my rat terrier dog when she was a puppy, my mom said that a guy saw her and offered to buy her. He offered her $200 for my puppy but thankfully my mom told him no that it was my dog and she wasn’t for sale. Thankfully he never came back and tried anything crazy.
Your mom's story serves to display, by comparison, just how crazy that Karen was. Most people know how to take "no" for an answer, fortunately.
That guy wasn't an idiot. That's why he accepted the response.
That said, some people really are idiots who can't recognize their dog. My wife had a neighbor who thought her sister's boyfriend's 6 month old lab Buck was her 12 year old lab Buck.
The stupid girl probably still holds that grudge, when her own dog probably got shot by the crazy duck lady up the street.
@@LegendStormcrow Wait how do you mistake a not even half grown 6 month old puppy for an old dog anyway?
@@blitzwolfmon8297 Willful ignorance. All she knew was her dog was a black lab named Buck, and so was the pup. He was fully grown, so I may have underestimated the age, but he was still very much a puppy, just fully grown.
Had a similar thing happen with my small Pomeranian. A guy offered to buy my dog for $500 because his gf wanted him. Thankfully they too took "no thanks" gracefully and left. What they didn't know was that Teddy is very much a one family dog. He loves "his" family but has no use for strangers. 😆
Story 1: I am so proud of OP for not going into panic mode when ED started on her.
I am especially proud of the cashier for getting the petty revenge for OP.
I agree, if I where a customer at that restaurant, even if I weren't OP, if I could afford it, I would definitely give her 50 or 100$ tip
Third story: Oh come on DarkFluff. No one was making the daughter feel self conscious. The mother was insanely jealous. The totally uncouth and obscene thing to have told he woman, when she accused them all of doing some hanky panky was, "Oh, no, we weren't doing anything like that. But why would you think that? Is that how you got your daughter?" But no, not with the kid standing there.
This happens all of the time. "Think of the children!" Outrage about moms nursing in public is my favorite. Think of the kids? Kids seeing that are going to think LUNCHTIME. That's all they think about nursing. Only adults seeing it would think it is somehow dirty.
@@LatitudeSky The kid did not ask to be born to an idiot. So leave the kid out of it. Now, as far as breast feeding, at one time in history it was not uncommon at all for a woman to feed her baby in public. This is the way it was meant to be, for all mammals. And children SHOULD see it, just like children should not be protected from seeing death in a respectful manner. Many people will not take a child to a funeral or funeral home when a relative dies. Death is a part of life. It is a sad affair, and needs to be explained to young people so they understand that it is a part of life and is not to be feared. NOR glorified.
Story 5: What sort of backwards planet did Karen come from? Not only is her child a brat that wants to make everyone basically be a clone of her, but she wants to steal OP's dad? Yeah, I doubt it would've ended well, Karen would've been abusive to OP because OP didn't like being bullied by Bella
This might sound crazy, but, unfortunately, it's quite common for people who don't respect boundaries, have zero comprehension of the word no and nothing resembling accountability. Therefore, they have no expectations whatsoever of there being reprisals and consequences for their atrocious behavior. If this sounds oddly specific, I knew someone like this. Let's call her Kelly. She was one of the most selfish, self-centered, delusional people I've ever met. She never kept a job long enough for it to have a financial impact, but always had her hair done, her nails done, a full pack of cigarettes and booze in the fridge. Her children? Be damned. They often wore ill-fitting clothes, shoes that were too small, had no supplies for school, an empty refrigerator and lived in a house that looked like it belonged in hoarders in a nasty neighborhood surrounded by a series of ratchet creepy neighbors. Who paid for her cost-of-living? Her much beleaguered, long-suffering husband who was often on the road working. His absence enabled Kelly to perpetuate the myth that she was a single mom trying to make ends meet. She tried her hand at many men that even gave her a passing glance. Even a guy who was a good decade-and-a-half younger than her. I remember laughing in her face when it came out that he wasn't exactly interested in females. It was a huge blow to her very fragile Texas-sized ego that a man one, rejected her and two, turned out to be gay. I rubbed it in her face the rest of the time that I knew her that she had turned a man gay. For the record, I'm a gay man myself and I even dated the guy that she had chased after and had spectacularly turn down her very pathetic advances. It should come as no surprise whatsoever Kelly was also a racist, homophobic, prejudiced, xenophobic, religiously oppressive do-as-i-say-not-as-i-do bible-thumping Christian who violated every single commandment except for thou shalt not kill.
I gotta admit, OP's mom was an idiot. She kept allowing Karen into her home after a friend warned her, she allowed a grown-up and her spawn to bully her kid and then feed them, never defending her family.
Terrible mom and horrible wife
Story 3, all I can think of is "There's debauchery here! Yaaaaay!" from Ouran High School Host Club.
😂😂😂😂😂
My rind read that quote in a Kermit-esque voice.
Story 2: I do imagine one of the possibilities being correct where OP's dog being very cute is why Karen wanted to steal the dog. Of course the "similar-looking dog" possible could also be the real reason, but why would Karen continue to try and get the dog when it didn't respond?
Whatever it is, I don't know how Karen thought it would work.
karen just wanted a free dog.
On a side note, my cat was seriously insulted I said the pup was adorable. kept starring at me until I told her she's cute too. she's now back at grooming herself. the 2 other cats are too hot or lazy to care so they're just napping lol
If she did have a similar-looking dog that ran away and she genuinely believed that Huck was her dog then it very well could be the case that she is so desperate to have her dog, her family member, back that she is blinding herself to facts that seem obvious to us, like him not recognizing her.
@@Ryujishida Hubby got me a puppy this past Christmas after I joked and told him my Christmas present better bark in German. After I got her we went to the nearest pet store to get toys, and because we had never been to that particular store before hubby went one way with the pup and the cart, I went the other way. I ended up bumping into someone who was dressed in similar clothes to hubby who had an older version of my dog. I ended up chuckling to myself thinking, "I knew I had been here a while, didn't think it was this long" lol I did end up finding hubby, and then the 2 of us ended up bumping into the same gentleman, who we ended up talking to about our pups
The dog story is a reminder for all pet owners. Get your pets microchipped. It provides an external means identification when the question of ownership comes up. It also allows your pet to say "Hi my name is Maximilian My owner is Jane Doe. She can be reached at XXX." Collars can be 'lost' and replaced with another one.
#2 - Huck is a genuine cutie! And that woman was totally trying to steal him! Maybe OP's mom needs to get some type of order to keep that woman off their street.
The dog in Story#2 probably ran away because the lady was, "a couple short of a six pack".
I guess the lady in #3 thought they were going to give swimming and surfing lessons in 3-piece suits.😂
At the risk of sounding like an idiot, what would a 3-piece suit called?
@LaMara-vv2wq a 3-piece suit consists of trousers/pants, a vest and a suit jacket.
For the 2nd story two words, restraining order. This women may try to steal huck while your not around or worse poison him.
First story -- if I was the server I'd do one of two things. One, add OPs order to the man's total or two, say "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here. Bigotry is not tolerated. Good day."
Story 3: If you're a women who can't stand to see other women in swimsuits, what you SHOULD do is stay away from beaches & swimming pools. What you should NOT do is put on your itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini, have your daughter do the same, take your daughter to the beach, & proceed to scream at another woman there who is more covered up than you are that she must be a perverted slut for wearing so little, in order to totally humiliate your poor daughter. That Karen was SICK & I fear for her daughter.
Lady, if “your” missing dog is not responding when you it’s name, it’s clearly not your dog. 🤦🏼♀️
Last story. FYI I am most definitely NOT a morning person. Years ago I had a neighbor who came banging on our door, yelling, cussing, and even threatening violence. At the incredibly early hour of around 7 am. I had had a day off, so answering the door at that moment, I was groggy and very confused. This neighbor was screaming about our dog barking , the fact that she works nights, and my damned dog was keeping her awake, and telling me about the local noise ordinances. News flash! I also worked 8 or 12 hour midnight shifts 5 days a week, and even being in my yard, under my window, the barking never kept me from getting my sleep (and I've had insomnia, problems falling asleep for many years.) So being a good neighbor, I began keeping my dog in the house a little later in the morning. Mostly so I could go out and get a little yard work done. Mowing, weed whacking, blowing leaves and yard clippings , pulling out the hedge trimmer or chain saw to gain control of the row of overgrown whatever hedge behind the garage, liberal use of power tools and the hammer to repair the fence and decking. Even broke down and gave my teenage son and his friends permission to use our garage for band practice. And you thought a dog barking was too loud for you to sleep, bitch. A year or so later, there was a fire at her house (no, I had nothing to do with it) and there were some rumors about marriage troubles, financial issues, too much time spent on the riverboat casinos. They fixed the house but moved away and I never heard anything more.
5th story I blanked out for a second until the mention of flirting with OP's dad and for some reason I thought the daughter bully was flirting with him and I was like "WHA?!" and rewound to see I was just not paying attention 😂
Probably a good idea to get a body cam whenever you take her to get dog out these days because not only that these psychos come out of nowhere and try and steal your dog by saying it's theirs. But also the fact that there're some people's dogs who might suddenly just get out of either yards or their grasp then attack yours and you might need to have some form of evidence to take him to court with.
Or like the Karen at central park.
@@Some_Guy6 Are you talking about the one who was concerned about the man threatening to poison her dog? Yeah, you don't want to be in her position where the aggressor is the only one recording and can release an edited version of the encounter to dupe the easily manipulated. It's amazing how long people cling to false narratives even after the truth comes out.
Story 2: stealing a dog and then calling the police is very stupid but at least she don't tried to kill the cutie or else OP who go John Wick on them.
I have a suspicion about the swimsuit Karen story.
I bet the employee was more curvy.
I'm curvy and I can't count how often someone wearing less clothes than me tells me to cover up.
And some morons assume curvy girls are all sex fiends.
Experienced this more times than I remember. Short, thin and curvy, most assume I’m underage straight out of an anime.
Lost count of how many people have commented I should cover up while wearing a one piece!
Jealous people are strange
Was never thin. Lean, but not thin. Still very much curvy. Never had anyone tell me to cover up, but had WAY too many guys hit on me when I was a lifeguard and had trouble getting them to look at my face for any significant length of time. Apparently curvy+red tank = available? Manager came out to chase a guy off for me more than once. Loved that lady.
the karen's words proved that thanks
Story 3: it's really sad when the 10-12yo girl is more mature than her mother...
She's likely been through that embarrassment many times before, and since. Hopefully she will learn how to not treat people from her mother's despicable behaviour.
@@AmyDaisy69 As someone once said, you can learn a lot from a bad teacher.
First story... I used to be a waitress once upon a time. I try to always be extra kind to any server or delivery driver. Extra "thank you" at the very least. Best tip I ever got as a waitress was a dollar bill folded into a fancy ring. I still regret having to spend it on gas... I still wish I had that ring decades later! And that guy? I hope all the love I gave that ring passed down to your family!
Huck is a BEAUTIFUL BOY
Dog story: That lady had the most stupid logic.
Story 2: Huck is adorable!! I really hope that woman finds her dog....though it could be all a lie.
Story 3: Was the Karen jealous or what? Doesn't she know that people can wear whatever they want on the beach
Huck story: Yeah, not the best idea to lead a crazy to where you live. You go to a public place and call the police yourself. Or your parents.
Surf school story: What did Karen expect, swimsuits from the 1030's? Everyone in wetsuits? While SHE was in a (probably barely there) bikini.
Pool story: EM got what she deserved. I hope you had or put up no trespassing and beware of dog signs though. Just to CYA.
Karen and Bella story: Easy to see where Bella got it from.
Loud neighbor story: I think coach needs to take their "practice" to the school or a gym, for starters. If you want quiet, you'd best be able to practice being quiet.
Yeah, at that time of the morning, I am convinced that the school field would be available.
I think in the 1030s people mostly swam naked. Medieval people were a lot less prudish than we are now.
@@ettinakitten5047Like I said, I meant 1930's. Typo I didn't catch.
Story 2: So my wife went through something similar as a kid. She had a girl in the neighborhood with a black lab named Buck. He was pretty gray in the muzzle, so he passed on. Well, her eventual brother in law got a black pup named Buck that was young, but full sized.
I can't remember if her name was Kaycee of Bobby Joe, but I can say she thought it was her dog, and acted like a horses butt for the rest of their school days.
Honestly, it's not the first time I've heard about a story where a Karen tries to steal a husband
I don't even know what to say about the third story 6:43 🤯
Story 3: how DARE OP wear a bathing suit at the beach
Story 4: You don't want to use the "dirty" community pool? Well, I don't want your dirty self or your dirty kids in MY pool.
Story 5 - Serves Karen and her brat right. I’m surprised that OP’s mom didn’t deck that stupid drunken woman for saying those things and for hitting on ‘her’ husband. I would have.
I would’ve done the same thing
I hope Karen and Bells ended up homeless. And the fact that her ex-husband 'cheated', but THEY were the ones living in HIS house without payment, makes Karen's statements about her husband (and her intentions to steal OP's dad) sound suspicious.
I knew a guy who’s stutter was so bad his whole body would jerk as he tried to get the words out. As a little boy his drunk parents would lock him in a closet then go out drinking for the whole weekend!
A pitbull named cupcake, a few small children, a tale as old as time...
It's all coming together now
I say, "please please call the police and tell them that we're indecent in a surf shop on a beach."
Last story: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap?
"Hells Bells" on one side & "Devil Went Down To Georgia" on the other.
@@christophermusso Good choices. Or "Highway To Hell"
@@jamesweekley1087 With a little bit of INXS' _Devil Inside._
Story 3. gotta love the Morality Police. gotta be offended at everything that's not completely in line with their ideal even on a beach.
Isn't that N@zi-esque?
I am morning person and an early riser and I still would not be able to deal with that. When I Rise up early I like to enjoy the sanctity of watching the sunrise with a cup of coffee in hand. Something like that would disturb my flow.
We had something similar happen with our dog when I was a kid. I had a German Shepherd named sugar bear who was a sweetheart, she loved everyone and it didn't matter what you said, if it was an inviting tone, she'd go to you.
This lady tried to take her right out of our yard... she called the police and said we stole her, her "proof" was the fact that when she called the name "April", she went to her... so my dad said, "watch this... stupid... here stupid!" And sugar ran to him, tail wagging like stupid had been her name forever. The woman still didn't believe it... she finally had to admit she had the wrong dog when we said she was not spayed... her dog was spayed, so she finally left. People are just weird sometimes.
I love sleeping and I hate being woken up before my alarm goes off. I would be a nightmare to that dude if I were his neighbor.
Story #2: Many years ago, while in the U.S. Army, my wife and I acquired a pure bred female boxer dog. She was with us for 16 years before she passed away. In order to reduce the chance of dognappers stealing her, I trained her with all her commands in the German language, rather than English. If anyone gave her a command in English, she would ignore them.
I also trained her to follow a special command word which, if I, my wife and our children gave it to her and pointed to someone, she would start growling, snaring and giving the appearance that she was about to go for the person's throat. We rarely had to use it, but it did scare a few people off.
Story 1: I have Asperger's too, so I sympathize, though I don't really stutter. Also, was ED's son really autistic? I doubt (or at least hope) ED wouldn't be such a prick if he was.
Well, I've heard stories that go both ways. It's like, if your symptoms don't manifest exactly like with this other person they know, they accuse you of lying about having it, or, in the other direction, faking symptoms for attention. They don't seem to realize there are a number of ways people can manifest, even with the same diagnosis.
Oh, I've met a *ton* of terrible parents of autistic kids. They like to put themselves on a pedestal as a "martyr" because their kid is disabled, and therefore the world must owe them something. Meanwhile they treat their kids like shit.
That last story about the inconsiderate, noisy coach cracked me up. It reminds me of another story about a bunch of single guys renting a house in a quiet neighborhood - and they loved to have loud parties into the wee hours. One guy got fed up and decided to be of service to them. About 8 am on the morning after, he pounded on their door til one bleary-eyed, hungover youth answered the door. Whereupon the neighbor told him that after all that partying, he must be in need of some protein, and presented him with an entire baking sheet covered in runny eggs, sunny-side up, raw oysters, and some of those little smoked clams that come in a can. The poor kid's eyes got huge, and he lunged for the bathroom. The kindly neighbor left the tray of goodies on the doorstep. Strangely, that was the end of party time in that house. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
6:41
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*Oh hell NO! Do NOT ever mess with MY DOGGO! That's a sure fire way of catching the wrath of me!*
*My Pittie is legit like a son to me!*
Our neighbors were so quiet we thought they were vampires! Never saw them except once or twice a month
Story 6 has to be Australian. Just describing the beeping almost triggered the horrible beep test memories 🤣
Karen's dog probably ran away and is living his best life somewhere else, far away from her insanity.
Well, as a 9 year old, I had a guy ask "wouldn't it be fun if I started seeing your mother"? Bearing in mind that this was just mere months after my dad had passed away.
I was not happy and responded "I'd rather you jump into a pit of snakes and die". 😂
Sometimes kids have a special kind of wisdom. 😆
Story 4: To be honest with you, I am gob-smacked that EM Karen did not call the police.
As someone originally diagnosed with aspergers (I refuse to use the term now for reasons), I love when employees understand and help out. I had a similar situation at a Mexican restaurant where the mixed up veggies with their rice and beans and I didn’t expect that. I was trying my absolute best not to have a meltdown and I think the server seemed to put it together that I was neurodivergent. After a little while, I was able to calm down and she gave me another order. This time, a simple chicken and cheese quesadilla. She even threw in free churros for us. Nicest server ever!
Story 2: Psycho Karen does not give up even when the police tell her to lay off. I think that it is time for a restraining order.
I can relate to story one.. I studder when comes to new people I don't know. I can also be slow for what they are trying to tell me.
Hucks smile, from story 2, was so cute.
I'm just picturing OP of the last story blasting "Highway to Hell" at full volume and singing along at the top of their lungs
Last story: As far as noisy neighbors go mine are pretty quiet. But I do happen to live right across the river from my city's pro football team practice field. This means during the off season I get woken up by blasting music and the stupid constant whistle and shouting echoing over. I can't imagine how loud it is right there in the field because it's loud enough at my house that it could be right next door. It sucks that I can't really keep my windows open during nice weather or else I have to blast whatever I'm watching on tv in order to hear it over the noise. But who's gonna make a multi-million dollar pro team practice quieter?
5th story is almost eerily similar to what happened with my family.
Long story short: Krazy Katie told my mom in multiple different times and ways that she wanted my mom's life; kids that love her, a loving husband, dog, picket fence, etc. She even told my mom "I WILL take your life." That could've meant any number of ways, but you can imagine what way she was referring to. I won't go into details, but basically Krazie Katie had nothing, she wanted my sperm donor, and she got him while he was cheating on my mom with Krazie Katie. She sorta had me, but fortunately the brainwashing stopped when everyone saw how nuts Krazie Katie was and sperm donor ended their relationship. That was when I was 10-13 y/o. I'm 32 now, and much wiser.
Story 2, the second she touched my lease she would get her hand smacked! HARD!!!
$2,000 in 1965 would have the purchasing power of roughly $19,400 in 2023.
Dogs can tell good vs.bad people by their smell.
That last story, ha ha ha. I wouldn't mind being that neighbor who tries some tuba lessons.
The last story was funny in an instant karma way.
I have the most beautiful mental image of an entire church having a lovely little congregation doing a sermon on the lawn while a lawn mower and Highway to Hell blasts at full volume next door.
The last story - nothing like a little Highway to Hell while the neighbors are having Bible Study 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:27 That is a ridiculously photogenic dog.
19:05 - Gettin' some real Other Mother vibes from that chick! "I can be your mom instead! It'll be great! Here, just let me sow these buttons into your eyes!"
Re: Noisy Neighbors
I would’ve played Marilyn Manson’s cover of Highway The Hell at full volume. 😂😂😂😂
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" would work too.
"Death, Death(Devil, Devil, Evil Evil Song)" by Voltaire. Quite a bit of his music would be good for this particular purpose...
Omg lmfao is that woman complaining about a swim suit at the beach she must have tunnel vision or something because she’s wearing less that the surf instructor is lmfao
Yeah! Love a Dark Fluff story!
When I was a teenager I got up at 4am to go on runs calling USMC running cadences, I was training to be a marine but unfortunately I fell ill and couldn’t enlist I still love the Corps to this day though and even though I can’t go on runs anymore I still occasionally get the urge for some cadences so I blast and call cadences while cleaning or working on my car my neighbors HATE it😂
While i hear the story of loud neighbors, my neighbors are screaming, throwing doors shut and hammering.. They throw trash everywhere and don't recycle... I think the coach and his family would be worse though because they start earlier in the morning, and noises waking me up before work will make me murderous... I love how op got revenge xD
Second story: I like the response that says that the Karen's self-esteem is not my problem.
Third story: My wife and I would have torn that Karen a new a$$hole. We don't play when people do that crap.
Fourth story: I would have loved to join the neighbors that helped issue the Karma. That would have been one long practice session.....lol
Surf school Karen was completely nuts!!
#4 I love the ironic name for the pitbull 😂 cupcake. It’s always hilarious when people tell you a cute name for a huge dog.
#2 That «lady» is highly delusional. If OP's dog was actually hers and refuse to answer her calls, that mean that he was mistreated and the dog rejected her. But, he's obviously not hers.
#3 Given the location and circumstances, ANYTHING more than completely naked IS appropriate. That Karen need to get her situational awareness checked out.
#4 It's hot and I don't want to go to the community pool is NEVER a reason to trespass and go in the private pool of someone. ESPECIALLY when that person explicitly told you NO. Some peoples just refuse to understand «NO».
#5 I can see why Karen's husband divorced her...
I can picture in the last story him playing Highway to hell while they are trying to pray lmao. That would be epic
For Story 5, if some lady offers to be my mother, I'd ask her if she will never touch alcohol, again. But, if she says she won't, I'll just do a 180, and say, "Yes you will, you're lying!"
Wow. 😮 You wake me up every day at 6:30 a.m. and there's going to be a short, loud 📢 conversation. If it continued, I would definitely do something like this.
I used to wake up quickly, but that was long ago. Walking up to that would make me as cranky as a bear with a bad 🦷 tooth.
My neighbour used to listen to Bob Dylan and George Thorogood loud enough to shake the walls. Its quieted down a bit, but unfortunately has added yodelling to his line up. Most mornings i feel like i should be milking the goat before making grandfather breakfast.
I love the pit bull named cupcake, awesome name. I have a mix of Jack Russell, boxer and plott hound, who’s name is Nutcase but we call him Case.
I am a b1tch in the mornings. My family always says "dont wake the beast"
Story 2: She was just trying to kidnap her dog. If it was her dog it would have ran to her excited, but if she called it over and it didn't respond then it's not hers but she kept trying. Which is a terrible way of kidnapping a dog
I love to imagine "Highway to Hell" blaring during a church gathering. :D
Last story - OP should check to see if there's a noise control by-law in his area, they may not be allowed to make loud noises at 6:30 a.m. Otherwise it OK to enjoy "Highway to Hell" every second Sunday.
I’m a wheelchair user with slight facial drooping after a stroke I once told a middle aged woman that she had cut infront of me in a queue and she looked me up and down then pulled a face(mocking?) before going to the back of the line
The story about Huck, the cute little dog, is an important reminder to get your dogs chipped by your vet .it may not stop your dog from being stolen or lost, but it is proof of ownership
Oh my stars, Huck is so precious! OP is my hero for rescuing him!
Last story with the "Dad coach", it's one thing to get revenge on a neighbor, but messing with God is just low. I hope op and the neighbors repented.
My dog is too friendly and goes to everyone that calls her, it's scary to think someone like her will be able to run off with her
1st Story, Aspergers here as well. I don't have a noticeable stutter, but when I do really excited an want to get words out fast, then I'll stutter on a word. I can get annoyed, it's not fun, and I don't do it for 'attention.' 6:30 Look at the cute little Puppers!
Huck is adorable!